Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.
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Chapters ....
I'm 30k at heart. 18 Legions. That's it. Abaddon's edgy boy band I can tolerate, because he's just kind of rebranding the Luna Wolves again. With more emo.
Chapters on the other hand .. I just don't get into that concept.
But ...
... what's really funny to me is, that Dorn's gene-seed seems to be the "tastes like chicken" of 40k.
A strange bunch of dudes worshipping a gummibearshaped version of the Emperor? Must be Dorn's boys!
Marines in purple calling themselves something-something-absolutely-not-Emperor's-Children? Definitely Imperial Fists-derivated!
Orks strapped into Power Armour? Well, can't argue with Dorn's gene-seed!
Love that.
This fun mini rant was brought to you by: "I'm reading Deathwatch by Steve Parker now, look who's fault that is! And I like the Ultramarine, the Imperial Fist and his Raven Guard waifu - but I am so far not really getting the Psyker and the .. dude (no idea what he's about. He's a dude)"
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It tasted a little like chicken. When you are hungry enough, practically anything can.
-- Terry Pratchett - The Last Continent
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When I visited my family for 3 months, I forgot to clean out my coffee maker before I left. I came back to a monstrosity of mold. The filter had been fused to the mesh basket and there was no saving it. I told my mom about it and that I wish I took a pic. She told me to draw it.
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Two eggs of Aepyornis maximus; end of the 16th century; southern Madagascar.
Madagascar's aepyornis was of an impressive size. Measuring substantially three meters high, it could weigh about half a ton. This "Elephant" bird, a kind of giant ostrich, disappeared during the 17th century because of man-made hunts.
It is larger than any known dinosaur egg and it could contain seven Ostrich eggs, 180 chicken eggs or more than 12,000 Colibris eggs.
Sotheby’s
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I want to spin Zhask in a blender :(
Hehee milkshake
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Uh.
Maybe.
it's fine it's just the leg
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Some of you haven't been to the darkest depths of ao3 and it shows
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Broffina
“Don't peck the hand that feeds you.”
Broffina is a snooty chicken known for her love of words and her skill in language. She has a rust-colored plumage with a white underbelly and a pink comb on top of her head. She has a sophisticated and stylish personality and loves to chat about her interests and knowledge.
Broffina has a unique job as a translator at the bus station, where she helps people understand different languages and cultures. She enjoys typing on her computer and organizing her files, which she keeps meticulously organized. Despite her demanding job, Broffina always manages to find time for herself, and she enjoys reading books and writing poetry.
When she's not working, Broffina can often be found shopping in the city or attending social events with her friends. She enjoys spending time with fellow snooty villagers, such as Eloise and Diana, and she prides herself on her sense of fashion and style. Though she can sometimes come off as aloof or critical, Broffina truly cares about her friends and will do whatever it takes to help them out in their times of need.
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Here’s our fine feathered friend, Birdon!
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