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jaxxsoxxn · 1 month

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Idea DC vampire au this is already a comic, but hear me out instead of flash dying. He became a vampire, because flash is such a good person he refused to join the extermination of all humans and this is when the suicide squad comes in because knowing them,

They would probably be immune to becoming a vampire I don’t know I’m still figuring it out

Flash needs blood to not lose his mind so surprisingly captain boomerang offers him. His blood flashes surprise, but takes it anyway cause he’s hungry and let’s say boomerang let him do this cause he feels pity but after a few days,

Boomerang now just let flash drink his blood because deep down, he cares about him, but one day, when boomerang was letting flash drink his blood let’s say things get a little bit spicy between them if you know what I mean

Cut to Harley walking into the room. Hey Boomer, have you seen flash Because Supergirl wants to talk to him holy shit

flash, on top of boomerang with both of their clothes off

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Boomer, looking at his totally not favorite speedster: You can have my blood if you realllyyy need it...

Harley, from behind him, shaking: ⁱ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ

Tbh, from a:

Shark

A guy that ate lead paint and nothing happened to him

A gal that jumped after the bitchass clown (PUT THE CLOWN IN THE GROUND) in some sorta toxic waste

and a guy with a gun

we both know that the only person who probably isn't automatically safe from the whole vampirism is Floyd, lets be honest now.

Also, have a small snippet from Harley's point of view (a lil bit):

[...] Harley wasn't the most known to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, really! Somehow it was usually more Toyman's (Toyboy's how she affectionately called the kid, picking it up from Flag and his surprisingly good parenting technics) thing - he really should stop walking around and getting into more trouble than he already was in.

But yet, here she stood, frozen in the door frame, looking at her bestie in the squad (or the closest to it). The vampire thing was getting boring by her standards because, but apparently Boomer who was laying under their well-known speedster, still slowly, almost lazily bleeding from a small wound in his neck, found it way more exciting.

There was no movement in between them, so she assumed that they didn't get to the main star of the show. Flash, his senses heightened, didn't even look back when he spoke to her. If she'd look closer, she could see him being out of breath, probably since he was just drinking.

"If you could close the door on your way out, I'm sure we'd be thankful." his tone was nice, soft, the usual 'I am the least dangerous thing here' (how can one thing be so wrong and so right?)

Boomer didn't even prep up on his elbows, he just tried to look in her general direction, his eyes not fully there and his face nicely red - his ginger genes would be the death of him one day. Harley wanted to tease them, to annoy them a little, but she knew Digger in all his cowardly glory, and she knew she had time for it later.

"Aight speedy, but he better be alive at the end or ya'll lose your pretty little teeth, capiche?"

All that earned her was a slight nod before the man lowered himself lightly toward Boomerang's body, pushing at his chest and earning himself a soft sigh right before he kissed the bigger man. Also, right before she closed the door.

Why did she even come here? Right, Supergal wanted something from Barry. Well, she'd have to wait. Who'd know that, even in the middle of possibly another apocalypse, some people would find--

She'll call it as she sees it - love.

#idk #probably bad english #bsing trough life #<3 #ssktjl #bad writing #writing #lightly nsf/w #flash x captain boomerang #captain boomerang #flasherang #flasharang #boomerflash #spicy content #lightly tho #flash might be ooc but he only has like one line #so yall will survive

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silverzoomies · 2 months

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It's not really a question, but an idea popped into my head, I watched Days of Future Past recently, imagine a student from the future, for some reason (a power I don't know) manages to go back in time and become best friends with her favorite teacher when he was younger (Peter obviously!) I don't know if anything can come out of this, but in my head the idea was brilliant lol 😝

I’ve been meaning to respond to this ask !! I thought it was absolutely delightful !!

Days of Future Past is so cozy to me. There’s just something about the way the time period is presented - with all those lovable characters - that makes it feel so genuine and fun. I’m a goofball with a childlike imagination. Nothing is more comforting to me than imagining being there tbh. As silly as it sounds.

This concept absolutely warms my heart, since it fulfills that silly dream.

Anyway, I have some thoughts under the cut !!

Peter Maximoff headcanons - Student reader goes back in time and meets their favorite, speedster teacher in his teen years!

We know Peter eventually becomes a teacher in canon. I’m not really sure what he teaches, since they never really clarified. But there’s no doubt in my mind he’d be great at his job.

Mr. Maximoff is definitely a more laid back kinda teacher

I do imagine he’s the type to playfully mess with any students who act out of line. I’ve had teachers like that before in the past. The ones who take no shit and lightheartedly tease students. That’s absolutely on brand for Peter

I also get the vibe he’d be so “how do you do fellow kids” about everything

And the students would think he’s cool anyway. I mean, he’s fast. He loves cool music - and probably some really cool movies/shows/games too!

I imagine he’d deck out his classroom/office in all kinds of pop culture memorabilia. Very similar to the way he decorated his basement back when he lived at his mom's

Reader as a mutant student would be no different than the other kids. Y’all know you’d think he was the coolest teacher there ever was. Some of you might even look up to him! And maybe also develop a harmless crush. He is handsome, after all.

Imagine your surprise - after you’ve gone back in time for mission with some of the X-Men. It’s part of your training. You never thought you’d get the chance to time travel, of all things. Or, if we're following DoFP canon; maybe you went back in time with Logan? You're one of the last surviving mutants, and your mutation is useful somehow. It could go either way!

But Mr. Maximoff is there in the past. Only, he’s seventeen, acting on impulse, and being a playful nuisance.

He thinks you’re weird as hell. You totally bizarre, future kid. But you’re also pretty alright...since you think he's so cool 'n all. Most people just think he's a freak. And hey, you're a mutant like him! He doesn't know a lot of mutants yet!

And how the heck are you from the future - but you somehow know all the bands he likes, the movies he’s into, the shows he watches, even the games he plays??

Spoiler alert - it’s because Mr. Maximoff has a tendency to show off all his favorite things in class. Dude can’t go a single day without referencing Galaga, or Star Wars, or David Bowie, or whatever else

If you’re allowed to disclose any info about the future, you’ll probably tell him he gets a teaching job. Not only that, but the kids all love him

To which he responds with a - tsh, yeah. Right.

Why would he ever become a teacher?? He hates school! He can’t ever focus in class! His grades are the worst, and he bombs every test! C’mon…no way! What’re you tryin’ to pull his leg???

Y-You’re pulling his leg, right?

It’d be dope if you got the chance to hang out with him for a little bit. You could follow him around while he got into his usual, kleptomaniac shenanigans

Y’all would definitely cause enough trouble to get the cops called on you

Actually, when you find out the local cops know his name by heart - you can't help but do a double take

Mr. Maximoff? The coolest teacher in Westchester? The dude who’s always doggin’ on students for running in the halls? He used to be a lawless rulebreaker? Holy shit!! You almost couldn't wait to return to the future, just to poke fun at him for bein' such a troublemaker in his youth

Honestly, there’s a lot of really fun ideas one could pull from this, anon. I can’t even do it justice. I’d love if anyone else wanted to add their take. My brain has been so broken lately. But thank you for your ask!! I love you dearly!!

#peter maximoff headcanons #headcanons #txt #asks #anon #peter maximoff #quicksilver

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upagainstthesunset · 2 years

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More Flash Vol 2 with Issue 12 - Velocity 9

That guys hand got fully ripped off why is it so comical lmao.

Uhh these guys don’t look so good. Kind of reminiscent of what Jerry looked like when he was all crazed up. “The Infected” eh?

This is 100% not pertinent to the story at all, but I just love all of Wally’s little outfits.

Lol the police are really like “you didn’t know your neighbor is a mobster?” like its nbd or something.

Wally’s mom is so petty and manipulative it’s so gross and I hate it! I think the problem for me is that it’s just too real.

asldkjlkjdf WHAT are these faces

Oh the mob boss guy is getting involved. Also look at this cute little computer communication thing. They really don’t make em like they used to.

That’s funny that Tina’s been making protein bars. I wonder if that’s part of her research and work. Also, can’t help but notice this guy littered lol. But uh oh he’s got trouble coming up behind him!

Full offense, but why does it take Mary 4 freaking hours to make roast beef? And then she threatens to throw it out if they leave on this emergency? Ughhh I’m so exhausted of her.

I’m skipping the mini comics included in these issues since they’re not part of the story. I know at least some of the later ones do relate more closely, and maybe I’ll cover those, but no promises.

A completely functional and healthy relationship

I feel so bad, Anatole was so excited and proud to be doing this work, and it was their first job and now he’s hurt and feels like a failure. ;_; I don’t know why I end up getting empathetic about this of all things.

Oh boy I see another shirtless Wally seen in our future 😂

Ohhhh and Tina’s not going. HMMMMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THIS WILL TURN OUT.

“We’re not a family” what a slip, Wally. Also his license plate is WALLY1. Adorable.

He’s right though. He IS an exceptional human being.

Omfg dude, this guy’s got the shriveled pink corpse of one of the robbers. It’s gross so I’m not putting screenshot.

This guy is so skeevy

ohhhhh snap I should have knoooown

Final thoughts:

I think it definitely makes sense to have a drug abuse story in order to get more speedster villains in the mix. And I still have a hunch this is somehow related to the work Jerry did since they don’t say where this drug came from. And of course our good friend Vandal is back. But why is he dressed like a vampire? I guess he’s just really into that whole Dracula vibe.

I really want the Red Trinity team to do okay and find their place in America. I don’t even know why I’m invested in them, they seem kind of throw away tbh. There’s something about someone all excited for their first day and wanting it to go well, then having their hopes dashed away. It pains my heart. I’m a big softie okay??

And let’s not forget the mild flirting that happened bc of course it did. I s2g Wally if you try to tap the mob boss’s girl......... 😂

#katereadscomics #wally west #the flash #flash vol 2

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littlewheat · 5 years

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Wally West Headcannons

Because I love him and I can:

- He plays the piano really well. He learned because of his superspeed; since his perception of time also got affected, Alfred suggested to Batman to suggest to Barry that he learns the piano in order to have a tangible outlet for staying in real time. Wally doesnt broadcast it that much since it’s more of a stress reliever/coping mechanism all his own- but it is an occassional party trick he’ll whip out to surprise and impress people. Also, Alfred most definitely went “undercover” to teach little, freshly speedstered Wally the piano (as that was just a few years before he knew Batman’s secret identity)

- Wally ( and Barry ) speak a lot of langauges. I mean, they run around the world a lot and Wally relies heavily on food to sustain his speeds. It makes sense that he would stop for food a lot and as Flashes, the two would like to chat or help out with some local trouble, etc. So every year, Barry and Wally learn a new language together. They started with the “love languages” and quickly broadened their horizons.

-The language thing is actually an unspoken competition for them to speak more languages than Batman (I looked it up- he speaks 24 languages including Kryptonian) So of course the majority of the Justice League wants to help out their favorite speedsters. Superman lets Wally study in his Fortress of Solitude, Wonder Woman teaches them Greek and Latin, Shayera teaches them Thanagarian, M’Gann teaches Wally enough Martian to get by, Green Lantern sends language videos/books from fellow Green Lanterns to help Barry and Wally learn random alien languages that Batman isn’t likely to speak, etc. By age 23 Wally can speak 32 languages with imperfect fluency ( he’s awful with proper accents but has impeccable grammar )

-Bonus: Shayera basically refuses to teach Batman her langauge and her and Barry mock Batman by speaking it together whenever he’s in the room.

-Before Wally got his speed, he had a motor tic where he would blink a couple times and duck his head occassionally with an arm twitching out.That tick transferred over after he got superspeed but now its really fast and looks like a really fast spasm/cold chill. No one mentions it but they all think its incredibly endearing.

- Sometimes Wally slips into “relative time” where everything slows down. This tends to happen most while he’s reading or problem solving or doing homework and things like that- Sometimes he’ll be reading a book at what seems like a normal pace for him... until the pages are burning from the speed he was flipping them at. From an onlooker, Wally will start to blur along the edges and books genuinely appear to spontaneously combust.

-For his birthday one year, Dick Grayson tried to get Wally a really fast kindle that could match Wally’s “relative time” reading speed- after three versions blowing up, Wally and Dick agreed that books might be safer/less expensive anyways.

-People quickly learn that if they loan Wally a book... its likely to come back toasted or in ashes. So... no one really loans him books more than once.

-Wally runs in his sleep :)

-It’s not so much a headcannon as it is pure cannon, but Speedsters can’t get drunk since their metabolism is so fast that their body runs right through it. On Wally’s 21st birthday, GL brings him some alien booze thats like crazy strong and Wally hoofs it (as he is used to doing with no repercussions. ) He’s drunk for, like, three days.

-Also, on a sad note: While Wally’s powers are on the fritz and sort of killing him, He doesn’t tell anyone about it. Dick Grayson figures it out when he plays a drinking game with Wally where he takes normal alchohol shots and actually gets a little tipsy.

-Also, in regards to the Young Justice universe: I think Wally ( a guy who willingly got struck by lightning and doused in chemicals ) would not give up the hero biz. His powers were killing him and Barry and Artemis benched him- and out of solidarity, Artemis benched herself as well. Wally didn’t want to tell anyone - and as it was already majorly difficult for him and in the understanding that he deserves some control- Artemis and Barry agreed to keep it secret. Basically: Batman, Iris, Barry, Artemis and Hal Jordan know. Hence some frustration when he would jump in to help in “emergencies” - though anyone who knows Wally basically knew he did that with that exact reasoning in mind. That- in an emergency- he wouldn’t want anyone knowing he shouldn’t be helping...

- Wally can’t vibrate through solid objects for a while... He learns how to do so when he gets kidnapped or something and is super desperate. But when he does vibrate through things... they blow up. This is something he honestly can’t control for about as long as he couldn’t initially vibrate through things- but when he does learn to control it, he can still blow things up if he wants to ( eh, some pseudo science about speed and particles and things. )

- Wally is basically always covered in ice and plastic wrap, especially his shins.

- Wally is pretty nervous around storms. He sort of hates lightning. I suppose, if you were struck by it then it makes sense to understand and be wary of it happening again. That doesn’t stop Dick and Arty from making fun of him every time he flinches at a flash of lightning. It’s actually them trying to distract him as they know he’s low-key ready for it hit him (and with his enhanced perception, they know he watches the entire path the lightning takes to be sure it doesn’t arch towards them.)

-Wally loves Shazam and all but because of the lightning thing... the two have a sort of agreement ( enforced by a protective Robin ) where Billy/Shazam avoids switching personas near Wally. Or at least warns him when it happens. This of course is after the first time Batson shows everyone how his powers work and Wally sprinted to another state leaving a lingering yelp behind.

-Wally carries a lot of static with him. He shocks people sort of a lot. He touches something metal? There’s a jolt. He tries to harness this “bonus power” as something he can do at will (like Barry can throw lightning if he runs fast enough type of thing ) and after some practice, Wally can do what Barry does. But he has terrible aim. And his intent was to not have to run to use it. At best, he just gives a really strong static shock. He definitely uses it to annoy everyone.

-Alternatively, Wally also shocks people when he’s nervous. Many of Artemis and Wally’s first kisses resulted in numb lips for our blonde archer.

-Wally also vibrates when nervous, angry or excited. Take that in as many directions as you’d like. ;)

-Wally is a little bit terrible at swimming. Like he won’t drown. But water isn’t the same as air and super fast water treading has mixed results and his accelerated heart-rate makes holding his breath difficult and also, it’s only fair to have this super world function as ours does where swimmers hate to run and runners hate to swim. Trust me on this. Even outliers have one they’re better at. I would know.

- Wally is sort of the couch-surfer of the hero world. Maybe a small part of it is rooted in him trying to dodge his parents, but he genuinely likes to visit his friends. And as a speedster, he really doesn’t do well with staying in one place. So as the Team and everyone gets older, Wally tends to pop into Roy’s apartment, Dick’s flat, Alfred always has cookies for him at the Mansion, M’Gann and Conner’s house (and so on) entirely un-announced. He brings random “souveniers” along the way and basically everyone has taken to keeping extra foods just in case.

- I honestly think Wally is bisexual but he just genuinely never realized it and doesn’t care much. Like, maybe I’m projecting, but I’m bisexual and I never realized it until my first kiss was a girl and I just rolled with it. Like I didn’t even bat an eye- I was just like, “oh, of course.”- I’d been saying how pretty girls are for years and always thought it was an artist’s eye for beauty in all forms or something but like... bruh, I am bi. But also, its not a huge deal. And I think Wally is the same? Like he doesn’t realize it but also- I think his first kiss was a boy. And he just blinked and rolled with it. I also think that he wasn’t all that good at committing to one person (speedsters got places to be and people to see or something) Like he is far from “getting around”- I think he had like three kisses before Artemis and that she was his first relationship. The first was a guy, the second was maybe some chick he kissed at a school dance, the second was a stranger that Dick dared him to kiss on some random summer day when they were in civvies hanging out together and the fourth was Artemis. I think he’s just so casually bi that no one else even suspects it except those who know his kissing history or whatever.

I could honestly go on forever! If you guys write or draw anything based on this please let me know! I just wanna see my ginger more, tbh.

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movefcrward-blog · 6 years

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OK MY FRIENDS LEMME SIT U DOWN AND TELL U WHY THE FUCK THIS WEEK’S EPISODE (4x07) WAS TRÈS 👏 IMPORTANT 👏 long, potentially spoiler-y post ahead!

it’s not the first time barry has been in a situation like that, where he’s trying to tell people who the real enemy is, but nobody believes him. hella call back to his experiences trying to prove that the man in yellow was real, right??

as a speedster, barry has an incredible mind ( maybe he can’t match devoe, but he’s definitely way up that list ). his neurotransmitters function at THOUSANDS of miles per hour, and he’s extremely observant. so there was no way that some of the stuff devoe was saying would go over his head ( he just so happens to speak a ton of languages, knows the approx number of devoe’s in the city --- also that samurai picture? fucking sketchy af )

so obviously, being barry allen, he starts to investigate. and the stuff that he’s coming up with his pretty damning --- but nobody else can see it. how frustrating would that be? barry has spent his life trying to get somebody, anybody, to believe him about the man in yellow; and that need still spans into his adult life, so naturally, he falls into a near OBSESSION with devoe, like he did with thawne.

this involves doing some pretty risky, stupid things to get to the truth à la breaking and entering. this also includes, and is not limited to: posing as a full csi, lying to his boss, and travelling all the way to star city to investigate a strange case? sounds kinda familiar.

the man gets a fucking restraining order and a suspension, but he still rocks up to devoe and demands answers. he doesn’t care what he has to sacrifice ( as long as it’s not another life ) to see justice done.

barry’s also got major trust issues when it comes to people like devoe, after everything he’s been through with thawne and zoom; people who claimed to be something they weren’t --- who wanted to hurt barry for their own selfish gain. so you can’t blame him for being even a little bit wary of the unassuming, perfect, mac and cheese loving professor in a wheelchair. ( maybe eowells liked mac and cheese too. who doesn’t tbh )

and really, it’s eowells that shaped that characteristic in barry, he always believed that his father was innocent, when nobody else did. and he got a lot of shit from everybody because of it, so he kept quiet. but he never stopped fighting. it affected his entire LIFE. then finding out that the man who gave you the chance to become a HERO, was also the man who killed your mother? barry always tries to see the best in people, but it’s difficult when you know the truth, and the people around you that you love and trust with your life, tell you to just LET IT GO.

and at times, even barry starts to doubt himself when other people try to rationalise his behaviour. deep down, he knows he’s right, and that’s all he needs to keep going. when barry throws himself into investigating, he feels a sense of CONTROL over the situation, and it helps to channel his emotions into a case file or an evidence board.

barry is the kind of guy that wears his heart on his sleeve. and he’s always been a positive guy, for his and other people’s sake. but sometimes, he has a bad habit of trying to convince people that he’s fine when he comes to situations like this, when he really isn’t. ( eobard: i made barry allen Better. everyone else: you fucked up a perfectly good angel is what you did. look at him. he's got anxiety )

but a villain like devoe is honestly more troubling to barry than a speedster --- he’s never had to fight something INTANGIBLE like thought. you can’t punch an idea. and knowing that somebody like the thinker is always way ahead of him ignites his paranoia. it’s easy for people like thawne to get under barry’s skin --- but devoe doesn’t even have to move to do that to barry, and that TERRIFIES him.

yet even though barry has really been through a lot, he’s always been unbelievably FORGIVING. when they find out that wells was the reverse flash, and that clifford devoe really is the man that they’re after, barry doesn’t see the need for apologies. because he’s never been the only victim of their villains. sure, he’s angry and upset, but never at those closest to him. it just makes it so that in the end, knowing that he was right would always be bittersweet.

tl;dr this episode is one major parallel to barry trying to prove that thawne killed his mom, and it makes him Sad when he’s the only person that believes what he says to be true. it happens a lot. let him live you cowards!! !

#OK LISTEN IT'S LIKE 1 AM BUT I JUST HAD A BIG NEED TO WRITE THIS #so excuse me if none of it makes sense bfndjk #the flash spoilers #⋆ ❛ ABT. / / you will remember me for centuries.#⋆ ❛ VERSE : SEASON FOUR. / / it feels like i've been reborn.#⋆ ❛ SAVED. / / for a rainy day.#⋆ ❛ OOC. / / i’m always tired so jot that down.

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zeroconnectionn · 5 years

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been writing braime au drabbles on my priv acct for fun but i cant finish any of them so..... to those looking for ideas, here are some au’s that i can’t get off my mind and would love to see more of in ao3/tumblr (under the cut bc it’s so long im so sorry):

crimson peak - i mean c’mon... it’s perfect guys.....i have no idea who would play dr. alan though. maybe the hound??? but like platonic

real steel - lisTEN i couldnt stop thinking about this all day... selwyn is jaime’s former boxing coach... which makes brienne his old-and-soon-to-be-rekindled flame that practiced w him back in the day... cersei + robert are dead and there’s a custody battle over lil tommen.... jaime, his “nephew” tommen, and brienne teach Oath, the sparring robot some killer boxing moves and fight their way to robo championship, becoming a family

pacific rim - i found only one on ao3!! braime would totally be drift compatible and the best part is that cersei doesnt have to be evil here. in my drabble, jaime loses cersei and his right hand to a category 5 kaiju attack. cue angst. he retires as a pilot but decides to stay at the base to train cadets (the real reason he cant pilot anymore is because he keeps chasing after cersei in the drift, clinging onto her memory desperately ohoho). brienne is one of the cadets he trains but jaime cant stand her naivete and b/w outlook on the world (deep down tho, its because he once held the same ideals as she did that resulted in cersei’s death. he sees her as a liability to her future co-pilot) so he picks on her a lot. brienne, sick of his shit, boldly challenges him to a duel, setting the terms that if she wins, jaime has to stop picking on her but if he wins, she has to quit the jaeger programme. to NO ONE’S SURPRISE, the duels ends w a tie! i named their jaeger Ursa Maiden because... you know...

battle: los angeles - is there enough military fics?? lance corporal tarth kicking alien ass and saving staff sergeant lannister gives me strength

harry potter - WE COULD DO SO MANY THINGS WITH THIS... brienne the halfblood hufflepuff prefect and jaime the pureblood gryffindor troublemaker. rival quidditch captains? best duelers of their respective years? eventual auror partners? all three, because destiny has fated them to be together always? also consider: jaime was said to have murdered the then minister of magic but was not sentenced to azkaban thanks to tywin pulling a few strings. and honourable, hardworking brienne, the first hufflepuff and woman to get an Outstanding in DADA for NEWTS, the first person to best jaime aka the lion of gryffindor in a duel, and the one lucky enough to be mentored by auror!Renly. also i think we can all agree jaime would say “wait til my father hears about this” to get out of trouble

the walking dead - dudes i have not been able to stop thinking about this au too, like jaime and brienne from opposing communities, meeting each other during a supply run and fighting over a jackpot supply of Useful Things but when they’re just about to kill each other over it- SURPRISE! a convenient horde appears! they become temporary allies to survive, somehow saving each others’ asses along the way, jaime getting bit on his hand trying to save her and brienne repaying the favour by chopping off his hand to stop the infection, they spend a week in an abandoned cabin in the woods to recuperate, jaime bathing in the river with her where he explains why he had to kill the twd!aerys + possible romance, confusion w where they stand w each other and whether or not they can continue this fragile alliance if they go back home, jaime selfishly telling her they could just stay here in the cabin, start a new life together and never go back to their respective communities, brienne saying she can’t bc there are people to protect back home (from his people) so she leaves, jaime leaves too because cersei’s back home but he’s worried that the next time he meets brienne, it’ll be as enemies.... do y’alls feel this

superheroes - jaime is the perfect charismatic speedster?? and brienne w super strength??? if u guys play ttrpgs, jaime would be The Legacy or The Reformed and brienne the Transformed in Masks

kingsman - brienne is lancelot and tyrion is merlin AMIRITE

dragon age - (da:o timeline) brienne, a templar from lothering saves jaime, one of the commanders of king cailan’s army and survivor of the Battle of Ostagar who was captured by howe’s men and labelled a traitor (he’d be in one of the cages like Sten!). eventually they get conscripted into the grey wardens by the Warden, becoming the Warden’s travelling companions. would be cute if the Warden wanted to save time and send them off on a treaty mission together. also how perfect would it be if the couslands were the starks... rendon howe could be littlefinger too...

mass effect - i friggin loved me3 multiplayer so i can totally see brienne as a n7 destroyer and jaime as a n7 slayer. the two of them would’ve made such a good team that they were considered instrumental to the reaper’s defeat on earth. also they totally survive the war and settle down in the citadel and adopt a bunch of alien + human orphans. maybe before the war, they were spectres who butt heads a lot bc of diff mission interests.

the proposal - I NEED TO KNOW, HAS ANYONE DONE THIS YET??? bc if there is, i wanna read it immediately. in my head, jaime could be the jerk boss who begs brienne to marry him to avoid getting deported. but instead of going back to tarth that weekend, they go to casterly rock to meet jamie’s family. same premise as the 2009 film, but slightly different and way more fun with cersei and tyrion around. also consider: the image of gwen dancing and singing to Get Low

to all the boys i’ve loved before - okay... hear me out... lara jean is brienne, kitty is arya, and sansa is margot but younger than brienne and instead of college, she’s in paris for a highschool student exchange programme. brienne is also a step-sister to the girls, cat took her in after her parents’ deaths. MEANWHILE josh is teen!sandor who sansa broke up with before she left for paris but is still best friends with brienne, peter is jaime(!!!) who kissed her during truth or dare years ago, and lucas is of course renly!! also gen is cersei but jamie’s cousin instead of sister. this is so complicated but i find it so cute still?????

i found this au from a prompt list on tumblr and its perfect: “single parents whose children are rivals in a talent show/ sports competition”. the children are tommen and arya, but brienne is arya’s foster mum since cate and ned’s death

naruto - ok so they’re both from different villages but become allies for a dangerous mission.... or brienne is hunting jaime bc he’s a missing nin from her village (catelyn would make a great kage holy shit).... whatever it is, you could totally work in a bath house scene :)

bleach - BRIENNE IS ASSIGNED TO JAIME’S DIVISION AS HIS NEW LIEUTENANT IMAGINE THEIR DYNAMIC sometimes i lay awake thinking about how tite kubo would draw brienne and jaime. [holding a butter knife] he better not give her ginormous boobs

where rainbows end/love rosie - y’all feel this too or is it just me, like just the idea of brienne opening a beach hotel in tarth... i need more brienne by the ocean fics in my life tbh. also im such a sucker for fics made up of purely texts between the characters then ending it with them meeting ahdasdjadsjad anyway Jaime is Alex and Hyle as Greg.

I Wish I Could Write These But Should You Find It Equally Interesting To Write About, Please, By All Means, Take My Brain Juice And Make It Beautiful And Let Me Know So I Can Give You Kudos And Comments Full of Squealing and Love

#jaime x brienne #braime #brienne of tarth #im fairly new here so if i didnt notice these au's in ao3 im terribly sorry #still reading as many fics as i can during the cny holidays #i used to use ellipses ironically but look at me now #this list is so long i have no life i just spend it thinking about my otp together in different universes #i have too many fandoms yeesh

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