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spinnenpfote6 · 2 years
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This is random but I just jerked off to Alex Lawther dressed up as the fucking king of France and then found out that he’s probably gay, Idk what that makes me...
(Weird? A slut?? Idk!)
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cutielando · 1 month
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so I just saw the sleep token themed smau you did and it gave me an idea: reader is the daughter of a big new wave rockstar from the 80s (like someone from INXS or Duran Duran), and she’s started dating a driver (Alex or Mick) and now there’s a whole generation of fans who are like ‘her dad is who??? in what band???’
I just thought it could be neat, seeing two of my special interests merge like that lmao god I love the eighties-
a/n: this is so cute !! 🥹 hope you like it!!!❤️
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y/n.rhodes Thank you mercedesamgf1 for having me!❤️ Such a fun weekend!!
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mercedesamgf1 It was a pleasure having you with us for the weekend!❤️
user1 UMMMM????
user2 since when does she go to races?
landonorris such a shame you didn’t wear the papaya shirt i gave you
y/n.rhodes next time, i promise !!!!
landonorris hmmm, okay. mclaren do your thing
mclaren On it! 🫡
lilymhe you’re gorgeous babe 😍😍
y/n.rhodes have you seen yourself???😭❤️
alex_albon please don’t flirt with my girlfriend
y/n.rhodes you can’t stop us now. she’s OUR girlfriend
lilymhe sorry babe
alex_albon ???
zendaya i miss you girl !!!
y/n.rhodes i miss you too !!!!
user3 she is such an icon
user4 we should be grateful to be living in the same era as her
user3 for realllll
user4 i wanna be her so badly😭😭
lewishamilton it was a pleasure meeting you🥂
y/n.rhodes likewise, Sir Hamilton 😮‍💨
lewishamilton i told you not to call me that
y/n.rhodes i must have not heard you, loud garage you see
mickschumacher had a lovely time!❤️
y/n.rhodes so did i❤️
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sir lewis
hey y/n
y/n
hello sir hamilton
sir lewis
😐woman
y/n
okay sorry sorry
what’s up
sir lewis
what’s the deal with you and Mick?
y/n
what do you mean?
sir lewis
all the flirting in the garage
the comments
what’s going on?
do you have a crush?😉😉😉
y/n
we’re just friends
nothing is going on
sir lewis
are you sure?😌😌
y/n
yes lol
sir lewis
i don’t believe you, but okayyyy
y/n🩵
lewis is onto us
mickie🩵
what?
how?
y/n🩵
unmmm
the comment?????
maybe because we flirted in the garage?
he’s convinced we have crushes on each other
mickie🩵
fuck
what do you want to do?
y/n🩵
i mean
we can just go with the flow
just show up together and that would be it
mickie🩵
are you sure?
we don’t have to
y/n🩵
it’s okay, i wanna
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mickschumacher great weekend, time to recharge
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mercedesamgf1 Hope you enjoy your time off ;)
mickschumacher thank you admin :))
georgerussell63 very nice pictures, mate
mickschumacher thank you, i have a talented photographer
georgerussell63 i'm sure you do ;)
estebanocon you went on holiday without me? :(
mickschumacher i had to :( i didn't have a choice
estebanocon you always have a choice
mickschumacher no, he doesn't - the missus
estebanocon sorry ma'am, i take it back
user1 Mick having a girlfriend was not on my bingo card for this year
user2 I need to know who his girlfriend is like YESTERDAY
user3 I might know who she is
user4 BESTIE???????? SPILL
user3 I might be completely wrong and off-track but I believe it might be Y/N Rhodes
user3 isn't she the girl who visited the garage a couple of weeks back?
user4 Yes. She's the daughter of Nick Rhodes, a member of the band Duran Duran
user5 MICK BAGGED A GIRL???
y/n.rhodes those are some very nice pictures, mr. schumacher
mickschumacher i have a very good photographer who took them for me
y/n.rhodes you'll have to introduce them to me, they seem very good at what they do
user5 I wanna be on vacation with him too :(((
user6 NOBODY MOVE, MICKIE HAS A GF
user7 this explains his impressive drive a couple of weeks back
lewishamilton interesting turn of events
mickschumacher i don't know what you're talking about
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lewishamilton I KNEW IT
y/n.rhodes nostradamus, congratulations
lewishamilton don't mock your seniors
mickschumacher 🩵
y/n.rhodes 🩵
mercedesamgf1 Thank you Y/N for being our lucky charm from here on out! 🩵
y/n.rhodes always a pleasure 🩵🩵
user1 MICK AND Y/N?????
user2 this took me completely by surprise
user3 I TOLD YOU GUYS I KNEW IT
estebanocon finally
mickschumacher :)
y/n.rhodes thank you for keeping quiet, estie bestie
estebanocon i told you not to call me that
y/n.rhodes sucks to suck
user4 Y/N seems like such a menace and I'm here for it
user5 mickschumacher did you meet Nick?
mickschumacher i did
user6 HOW WAS IT?????
mickschumacher intimidating, but we get along great
y/n.rhodes my dad loves him, he's a sucker for blondes
user7 DAMN Y/N
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sea-owl · 1 year
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Do you think the Bridgerton storylines and relationships would have been different if The Bridgertons weren't a titled family, or rich but the spouses were?
Weirdly had this thought after watching the latest Magic Mike movie 😅 that somehow led to me wondering about Bridgerton and the divide between the wealthy and poor.
Current thoughts: ok so let's go Modern Au, because icbf with the regency rules and proprietry.
Bridgertons are like Modern Au Weasley family/ Cheaper by the dozen vibes.
Simon: Still the son of a Duke, canon backstory with Anthony being his best mate. They met at a fancy boarding school but Ant was a scholarship kid. In attempt to escape his Aunt's matchmaking schemes, he propses a fake relationship with the waitress he'd just witnessed sucker punch a rowdy customer. Unaware of just how inevitable their meeting truly was.
Kate: known cold stone Heiress to her late Father's company. An active workaholic who is always triggered into fight mode by that 'Bridgerton bastard' who works for her good Friend Simon (cbf thinking of proper roles rn😂😅)
Sophie: After her dad died, she's surprised to learn he named her his official heir despite her illegitimacy and only left a stipend for her step family in his will. Forced to go into hiding after multiple murder attempts, she has a fateful encounter with a struggling art student and becomes his unwilling muse.
Penelope: The Featheringtons are high class old money folk, but Pen is desperate to escape the suffocating lifestyle she's been born into. She wants to branch out make a name for herself with her own hard done work to thank not some dead ancestors lucky gamble in investment and business. Thank the gods for the charming bartender who's become the listening ear she's desperately needed all her life.
Phillip: Mostly similar cannon backstory. Except the children are his brothers and they do indeed need a nanny. Eloise didn't even know what she applied for. All she knew was she'd get a free room(no dorm expenses) free food (no meal expenses) and no transport fees (uni was only a 40 minute walk!). What a deal, and it'll keep Anthony off her case about finances!! How hard of a babysitting job could it be?
As far as I got, but would love to hear if you or anyone else has any other thoughts to share or add 😁😁
Magic Mike, lmao. I should probably watch that series if it's giving people ideas. But yeah I do think it would definitley change some dynamics espcially since three, four if we count the tv series, of the spouses came from not okay money situations.
Saphne: So for this I can still see it going as a mutually beneficial fake relationship for both. Hear me out, sex historian Daphne. It's a newer field and newly graduated Daphne is working to help get it off the ground with social media, but she doesn't have much time due to her long hours as a waitress. In comes Simon, her brother's best friend, who allows her the chance to help boost her following. Everyone would be curious about Simon Basset's new boo, and Simon will get his aunt off his back about finding love. Anthony orinally doesn't want his sister in the limelight like that but he does eventually consent when Daphne starts pulling in numbers and can leave her waitress jobs where a bunch of creaps like to come. Oops they fell in love.
Kathony: I can see this going one of two ways, the first being something similar that anon wrote, or mistress Anthony. Anthony works with Simon in his law firm, with hopes to open up his own practice one day, but that's a far off dream with seven siblings, five who are helping with the bills, and a mother to help support. Kate's frustrated with her job as the heiress to her father's company. She's needs a release. That lawyer Simon keeps sending looks handsome enough and one hate sex night later Anthony is now Kate's mistress. There's no way this is gonna backfire on either of them right?
Benophie: Hear me out, makeup artist Benedict. His true talent lies in painting, but that doesn't pay the bills. He's good with a brush, and once in a while, he gets to have fun with special effects makeup. Sophie is being paraded around as the new Pennwood heiress, despite her suspicious birth. Her stepmother is doing everything in her power to have the media downplay Sophie and her ability to be the heiress to Pennwood by getting every makeup artist to purposely make Sophie look horrible. Having enough Sophie calls her friends for a makeup artist her stepmother hasn't sunk her claws in. Enter Benedict. Benedict works his magic and makes Sophie look fabulous for her next interview. Sophie has found her new makeup artist, and Benedict has found his new muse.
Polin: Penelope is from old money, and she hates it. She feels trapped and suffocating from all the rules she has to follow. She wants to leave and make something of her own. Her friend Colin, who she met in a writer's group, jokes she can write a tell all book. That earns him a sock in the arm from Penelope, who refuses to become a stereotype. Colin wants to see the world one day. Travel to far off places, explore the culture, and most importantly, try the food. Penelope thinks he has what it takes to be a travel writer. He's shared what he wrote when in his journal during the rare family outing to the beach, and it almost felt like you were there. Well Penelope has more money than she knows what to do with and knows about running a blog. She might not what to do with herself but she can help somebody else. Who knows maybe she'll get some inspiration. Hey Colin, how would you feel about a trip to the Mediterranean?
Philoise: Throw them in the plot of the Nanny, and there's the modern philoise au. But on a serious note, Eloise doesn't even know what she applied for, all she knew is that the benefits were perfect. Needing a nanny for the weekend, Phillip hires Eloise on a test run. Her methods are unconventional, but Oliver and Amanda haven't scared her off. Phillip would almost dare to say they like her, and Phillip might like her too.
And that's all I got for now too. Lovelies join in if you want!
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boopshoops · 3 months
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Ya know what SIKE i'm just gonna answer all of these bc I wanna write smth
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Yuu Shi
1. I- I have so many. There is a whole playlist dedicated to her, but if I had to pick ONE in specific, it'd be Thank God I'm Not You.... and Aishite Aishite Aishite as a close second with the bonus that her voice claim sang a cover of it- and Siren as a third. Im indecisive.
2. Cater Diamond! They share a similar sense of humor, and they go back and forth pretty easily, somewhat similar to her and Ace. However, Yuu Shi actually enjoys interacting on social media, texting, and spamming with horrid jokes or memes. They share similar family issues as well.
3. Vil Schoenheit. She disagrees with him regarding a large majority of his principles he stands so firmly by, but she also relates to him greatly. She looks up to him and wants to rival him simultaneously. Whether she is successful in that regard enters spoiler territory.
4. Bugs, spiders, and snakes. Shit gets wild with Jamil.
5. Music is her best class :D She used to attend a performing art school, so she is very familiar with all the assignments and is usually called on as an example.
6. Art. She can't draw for shit. The long process of improving at it also makes her want to crawl into a hole. Not good at something immediately? Abandon it! Thats her unhealthy motto.
7. Pop Music Club. I feel this is rather self explanatory(#5). Plus she really needed an electric guitar to borrow since she lost her own. Music in general helps keep her sane at NRC.
8. Leona Kingscholar. She wants to kick his ass so bad. She DESPISES him. Mostly out of fear, but she would never admit it. The first interaction with him in the botanical gardens really scares her.
9. Of the canon staff members it would be Mozus Trein actually. She finds history to be a rather easy subject, and she really likes his cat. There's really not any other reasons. She isn't a big fan of authority figures (if she isn't one of them).
10. Octavinelle! Pomefiore is a close second, with beauty being of high importance to her, but she doesn't go to the same lengths to maintain it.
11. Hooo she would never admit it, but most likely Riddle. She just wants him to break out of whatever chains his mother shackled him in. Maybe it is because she is projecting, or maybe it is because she actually has a soft spot. Maybe both.
12. Bean day >:) No magic? Sign her the fuck up. Any more details and I'd go into spoiler territory.
13. Again, Leona Kingscholar. She would get her shit wrecked in a fair fight.
14. She places pretty high in her class once she gets the hang of how the world functions. She has similar grades to Azul or Jade.
15. She holds a lot of secrets away from the other characters. The most obvious one is her real name.
16. Shameless TCOAV chapter one plug LMAO
17. She finds them bothersome. She dislikes how jumpy they make her feel, and even when they are kind she is apprehensive around them. Yuu prefers to avoid them.
18. The magic, for sure. Not only just the magic itself, but how it affects the environment around her. It was a serious culture shock at first.
19. No.
20. Hm. :)c a tie between book two and three. Wink wonk.
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spectrophobias · 5 months
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I wanna pick at your wonderful mind for a minute; have you got any headcanons regarding Kaitlyn (and your other Quarry muses if you'd like too! ) about the aftermath of Hackett's Quarry? Did Kaitlyn keep in touch with anyone, if so, who? How does she feel about that night?
OH YOU ARE SO LOVELY!!!!!! thank u so much for this omg
so to understand kaitlyn's feelings about that night i'll give you a little context about my hcs for her life in general!! her mom hasn't been in the picture for a while, so she mostly grew up with her dad, who she would describe as an absolute weirdo (affectionate). he's the one who taught her to shoot and general survival skills, he's sort of toeing the line towards being a prepper LMAO but definitely on the more sane side of things, more kooky than unhealthily obsessed if that makes sense ! so for her whole life he's been a big believer in being prepared to fend for yourself, self sufficiency, etc etc. she grew up in one of the bumfuck nowhere areas of upstate ny, lots of trees and animals, her dad bought some land and slapped a manufactured home on top of it type of deal. if you've ever driven around up here (or in any rural area tbh) u know exactly what i mean LMAO.
so needless to say, kaitlyn is SO PISSED to have him proven right!!! /lh. she loves him, their relationship is good, but god it sucks admitting your dad is right after years of telling him to Calm Down. she goes back to living with him while all of the legal aspects are ironed out, he's insanely proud of her for handling herself and defends her very vocally even before the potential charges are dropped. she doesn't really confide in him or anything but he's a strong support to lean on and it helps her to have a place to process and get her shit together.
she takes a gap year before she goes to college, maybe even two. she had been planning on taking one anyways just to work and tuck away a bit of money, she'd been working since she was old enough too but. u know. the cost of school is fucking insane. she kind of wants to go into fashion/costume design for media but she's a little terrified of failure actually. what if she wastes all that time and money and her degree ends up useless?? either way she has way bigger things than that to think about for the first couple years after the Incident.
she and jacob grew up in the same town, so they've always talked pretty regularly, or at least been in adjacent social groups. she keeps talking to him, she likes the familiarity of knowing someone for so long. a lot of her friendships are a little superficial, so she's not really used to still having childhood friends jgkdka so he's important to her. she talks to dylan too, which probably means she talks a little to ryan by extension, but mostly dylan. she definitely worries about him coping with the whole No Hand thing and doesn't want him to feel ditched so she makes it a point to keep in contact with him. she occasionally talks to abi and emma, but she's significantly less close to them, and she doesn't really talk to nick? i think she'd like laura a lot but they would have to actually talk and get to know each other first. ofc that's all dependant on them actually surviving the night gjskfj she is definitely worse off if anyone dies!!
as for how she feels about it all, it definitely takes her a bit of time to start feeling Mentally Stable again but she gets there!! at first she's just exhausted, overwhelmed, still can't really even make sense of what happened and everything they saw. she doesn't really have anyone to process it with outside of their little group of counselors, and she never wants to bother them. there's a decent amount of isolating herself and just trying to piece herself back together on her own. she's definitely proud of herself for surviving and for stepping up to try and protect her friends, she's glad to know that she would really react that way in a crisis, but she never wants to have to be strong in a moment like that again. she's definitely a bit less spontaneous and impulsive, more conscious of the situations she's putting herself in. once the legal stuff is worked out and she's able to get a full time job, the routine helps her a lot and she starts to slowly interact with people again. she's not entirely sure how to let new people in knowing that she can probably never talk about what she actually went through without being dubbed absolutely insane, so a lot of her friendships stay on that same superficial level as before, but the more time that passes between her and that event the easier it gets. i like to think she really does live her dream gjfkskd get involved in something theatrical, settle down with someone nice, just gets to actually relax finally!! god knows she deserves it😭😭
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abracazabka · 6 months
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Hockey ask pt 2 bc I had this idea of Johnny ending up as a lifetime Devils player and by the time his contract his up and he can choose to sign or not, some reporter asks him if he will resign and he kind of looks at Daniel who's now like 30 and he thinks of how they've known each other since they were kids and they've known both the prettiest and ugliest parts of each other and is like, "You kidding? They'd have to pry me out of Jersey with a crowbar."
And Daniel watches the interview later and he's like, "Knew Jersey was better than New York." but the argument is so old and it doesn't even matter so Johnny's like, "Guess it grew on me." and by it he means Daniel.
Sorry for the long and hyperspecific ask asldfkj
AHHHHHH IM SOOOO AJDJWKFKECKEKDN AHHHHHH I TRY TO KEEP A SOMEWHAT SANE PERSONA ON SOCIAL MEDIA BUT AHHHHH IM SO INSANE ABOUT THIS!!!!
Interviews in general are one of my favorite means of storytelling in fan works because they force characters to face themselves but also add a barrier between them and their love interest so there's this tension and AHHHH
with your first ask my answer seemed a bit lacking because tumblr deleted my responses three times!!! so that was kind of a summary, but I said in a previous version that Johnny would say stupid shit about Jersey in interviews and get into fights all over the place, but that it and Daniel would grow on him. SO WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE HEHEHE despite you clearly knowing more about hockey than me LMAO.
ough God them growing together, being on a team together to witness the good and bad, the insanity and the intimacy, OUGH! God that dialogue you wrote between them really is driving me insane because that is so very Daniel, so very Johnny.
Yes there's the barrier of an interviewer being there but also, Johnny just has these reservations despite being a strike first guy! Oh, Daniel, please PLEASE I am begging you to look into your teammate's eyes and see that he means YOU have grown on him. and you're not kids anymore and you should think about the future (the sports journalism scandal in the making about you two being lovers, of course)
I also talked about New Yorker Johnny in a response tumblr deleted. It was mostly in the lens of making fun of him for still being a baby about the cold despite being a New Yorker and a hockey player (and I was talking about Daniel keeping him warm, WHATEVER HAHA) but I mention New Yorker Johnny because of what you said about him becoming so attached to New Jersey.
A moot and I simply love shoving Johnny into Newark especially, because the LaRussos are there! If Johnny really does become a fixture in the Devils team and Daniel and Johnny grow to appreciate and depend on each other after the rocky, often bloody start, I'm sure the LaRussos get to watch Daniel and Johnny cutely play ice hockey at local rinks (heavily bundled up with their famous faces hidden by scarves of course) when Johnny inevitably follows Daniel back home like a lost puppy.
There is something in me that always goes fucking nuts when Johnny finds a place of belonging. He is my special guy and I love torturing him but not more than I love tenderly placing him in a loving environment. New Jersey fights him and he fights it, but ultimately he fits into the state and the team and into a role where he and Daniel are so so very close. Ahhh!!!
Though, Johnny still argues the merits of New York over Jersey. He takes Daniel all the time, even if they probably end up living in Jersey...together 😈 hehehe when they retire and the world's a little kinder, they will be the cutest famous couple, I'm telling you. Yeah I'm jumping the gun with the ~romance~ but whatever, sue me. I'm crazy about them.
Thank you anon!!! Who knew hockey could make Johnny into a New Jersey boy? I'm indebted to you. <3
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hyacinthsdiamonds · 2 years
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I thank God every day that we didn't have social media as we know it now during the Schumi era or Seb's red bull era because I'm sorry but some of y'all wouldn't have survived. They would've decimated you, especially those of you who can't stand the likes of Fernando and Max. Nando is well Nando (he's a war criminal but he's my war criminal and if anything the war crimes just add to the appeal) but for the most part Max is an angel in comparison to his fellow red bull golden boy and to his uncle Michael and most definitely in comparison to Nando lmao.
Like multi 21, legit the entirety of red bull Seb and Ferrari Michael, the 1994 Australian Grand Prix, Michael v Jacques in 1997!!!, legit the entire Ferrari garage having to stop Michael from killing David Coulthard at Spa in '98, and so much more on top of them both absolutely dominating the sport at the same time. Michael is the only driver to date who has ever achieved a 100% podium finish for an entire season, Seb has the most consecutive wins in a season and his 2013 season is regarded as the most perfect F1 season a driver has ever had.
Like those of you started supporting Seb during his Ferrari days, I'm sorry but you will never truly understand what it was like. Seb, Red bull were despised like we got booed at every opportunity. We said fuck you we're going to win and we're going to enjoy every single boo because we know you only boo us because you can't beat us, and then we did, just like Michael said and did before us. I, like many, was raised in the Schumi to Seb pipeline, their years of dominance are my golden years of F1 and they always will be. They will always be my goats.
I'm very against gatekeeping and it truly doesn't matter how or why you got into this sport but there's no denying that those of us who supported Schumi and red bull Seb (+ Nando at literally any point lmao) hit different. Those of you who came after merely adopted F1 chaos; we were born in it, moulded by it.
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stackthedeck · 8 months
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1, 4, 5, 11, 13, and 16
What led you to start writing fan fiction?
This is embarrassing i was publishing original fiction on wattpad in middle school and it just wasn't getting clicks so I started writing fanfic to get people onto my page in hopes of luring them to my original fic lmao it was all terrible but I'm glad I did it, it gave me the confidence and attention I need to pursue writing
4. What themes/concepts in the canon do you most enjoy exploring in your fan works?
I'm obsessed with the way that "great power/great responsibility" has been distorted by canon, how Peter himself has twisted it into a sword he falls on, how Peter uses responsibility to isolate himself but also to draw people in because he has to be responsible for them to the point that he turns people into heroic actions he must take rather than like human beings. His moral code is so strict but not in an edgy Batman way but in a "driving himself to self-harm to hold up these rules he's imposed on himself out of a twisted sense of guilt" way.
Also like... Peter Parker is canonically into bondage love writing fics about that
5. What aspect of writing have you most improved over time? How did you improve this? What are you trying to improve on now?
I think my style of writing has really improved idk really how to explain it but my older stuff has a monotony to it. Idk how i fixed it, maybe became aware of passive voice? spiced up my sentence structure? Frankly it's probably just reading more especially more variety of writing and just writing basically every day since middle school. I don't know if I'm conscious of anything I want to fix now? I honestly am so bad at self-reflection for things I create, I'm desperate for some peer review it is honestly the biggest actor of change
11. What attracted you to the fandom(s)/media you write in?
Is childhood nostalgia a cope out? I'm mostly writing in Spider-Man fandom because I think it has the most potential of the super hero fandoms to explore social systems (even if it doesn't). Everything about Peter is very human especially his ugly elements and the violence of the mask provides a fascinating way to explore it. Themes of duality you see the vision
13. What are some must-read fanfics in your fandoms? Why do you admire these, and how have they impacted your works?
Oh god I make fic recs all the time, what's something I haven't talked about recently? obviously everything by Traincat for the spideytorch side of the fandom. I really like softgrungeprophet's Peter/Flash fics especially since Flash is trans femme like oh my goodness you get it. I'm always thinking about spideywhiteys' series ultraviolent. waterme, a cry in the wilderness, and justgail are my anchors in the storm of spideypool fanon like thank god someone else is right about them. but like yeah most of my fic bookmarks on public i put myself on blast for yall
16. What's the worst writing advice anyone ever gave you? Why was this terrible advice?
I've often been told that writing fanfic is a waste of time especially if you ever want to be a series traditionally published author. and like i agree that it can create bad writing habits. but if you write with the intention of creating a unique style and voice and like you truly try to maintain canon characterization it's a fantastic way to improve and get a lot of feedback. only writing original fiction for the sole purpose of traditional publish is such a lonely way to write. every writer needs an audience even for early drafts
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knickknacksandallthat · 2 months
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which hollywood Chris(es) would become besties with kevin, jeremy, jean?? (100% acceptable for each of our boys to have their own personal Chris bestie)
ahhh ANON!! Asking the real questions omg??? Holy shit, the amount of analysis I had to do to answer this question lmao.
Ok ok so....BESTIES. So I looked at this from two ways - the "we're so alike, we're besties" angle and the "Holy shit, we're nothing alike, so I totally want to hang out with you."
SO. Without further ado:
"Kya, we're samesies!" Besties:
Jeremy = Chris E. - I mean the strong ethics, the nice guy persona, dog lover, goofy laugh, loves his mom, everybody finds him to be a sweetheart but also a prankster on set?? 100% Jeremy.
Kevin = Chris H. - dude is traveling the globe, always posts about his workout routine and healthy eating, super present on social media, body of a god, a little sassy. Yeah, he has Kevin written all over him even if their sense of humor isn't the same.
Jean = Chris P. - kind of the lone wolf of the Chrises? Super versatile acting range, can mess with himself or be super serious. Also, kind of standoffish but not in a bad way? Just more of like a reserved, mature way. Very Jean-coded.
"Bro, you're so cool I wanna hang out w/ you" Besties:
Jeremy = Chris H. - there would be so many "bro!!!" and "dude!!!" exclamations here, I can't even. Like two naughty kids in a candy shop, running around and causing all sorts of mischief while laughing hysterically. They just genuinely enjoy each other's company. Massive jock energy.
Kevin = Chris P. - I feel like there would be this complete sense of bafflement and like 'how do you tick' going on. It would be a constant game of Kevin trying to "figure him out" that would crack Chris P. up I think. Like, he doesn't know this dude's deal, and Chris certainly isn't clarifying it for him.
Jean = Chris E. - Jean would choose him for the sole reason of wanting to mess with him. Like I think he would just do the whole "shock and awe" thing to get Chris' reaction and that trademark laugh. (He does not find it cute; he does NOT find it cute, ok???) Then Chris E. would turn the tables on him and prank him back and I think Jean would be both scandalized and impressed.
Phew. So there's my take. HILARIOUS ask, anon. Thanks!
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madame-fear · 2 years
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ahhh thanks for the response !! may i ask a headcanon about a f!reader dating charlie tahan? thx so much🥺
Of course!! No problem, I loved this💕 This is my first headcanon about him as himself 😅 I hope you like this! 😘
(p.s: I was going to make the reader an actress, but I didn't know if you wanted that or just a non-actress reader HC. if you do want me to write for an actress!reader feel free to tell me!)
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Charlie Tahan x Fem!Reader | Dating Headcanons
When you first met, you were actually very awkward around each other, and only had small chats. Eventually, you got to know each other better and got to be very close friends.
You were practically glued to each other, and you were also very touchy: always hugging, touching each others hair, or even grabbing hands.
Everyone around you knew you had a secret crush on each other and teased you with it, making you flustered as hell 🤭 It was too obvious, but you still denied it.
Some time passed before you actually came to terms with your feelings as the closeness between you two grew and intensified.
He decided to confess to you by inviting you to go out on a walk with him. He was really nervous about confessing as he didn't know how you would react, but he had the intense need to tell you how he felt.
Despite you being rather obvious about your crush for him, he was still surprised about you returning the feelings by telling him you loved him too, and giving him a big hug + a loving kiss on his soft cheek.
If you were teased by your friends before dating, imagine now that you're officially together. The teasing is intensified! And somehow, it still causes you two to blush at the comments.
He takes you everywhere with him! Especially to the premieres. He gets so flustered at the sight of you looking prettier than ever.
There isn't a single premiere were he hasn't take you. You're literally by his side all the time and would always be grabbing your hand.
Whenever he can, he also takes you to the interviews so he can feel comforted by your presence. If the interview is online, you're obviously going to be by his side, grabbing his hand and caressing it with your fingers.
His hair is usually long, so you love playing with it, as well as interwining your fingers in it and messing with his hair. It's soo incredibly soft 😍
When he started dating you he was a bit shy, but eventually he got more confident around you and is very teasingly playful with you.
Definitely calling each other silly names, for example: "Idiot"
"God, you're such an idiot, Tahan." You said rolling your eyes to him. "No, clearly you are."
You love each other even if you call each other idiots.
Speaking of nicknames, he probably gives you a lot of nicknames. His favourites are: "love", "baby", and "angel". Sometimes he'd call you by a nickname of your name and would also call you "princess".
He looks like he's kind of private about his personal life, so he doesn't post much about you on his social media only to protect your privacy as well.
Probably has 1-2 posts with you, as well as a few stories, but that's it. He doesn't want you to feel uncomfortable at all.
Invinting each other to your houses all the time! He's the one who's always taking you to his home, mostly because he invites you to eat and watch something with him.
His family loves you! They like how well you treat him, and besides you're very sweet around them🥰
You befriend his sister only to tease and soft-bully him together lmao
You frequent his bedroom because he likes having you watching movies with him on bed. Probably taking tons of snacks and chocolates to bed, too 🤭
At one moment he pretends that he fell asleep only to lurk you and make you fall asleep in his bed while cuddling him.
CUDDLES ARE ALL THE TIME
He likes having you hug him! He'll immediatly hug you back and pet your hair in a loving manner.
Always kissing each other on your cheeks, head, lips, or jaw. You also kiss each others hands! He likes the feeling of your hands in his, so he'll always kiss them.
He likes how soft your skin feels. He's always caressing or cupping your cheeks with his hands. Also, your hair...he absolutely LOVES it.
Watching all the movies and shows he's been in. Especially the ones where he was a little kid because he looked so adorable and you love teasing him with it 😭
Always making you meet his cast friends! No matters which movie or show he's in, he's always taking you to the set and presenting you to the cast, which kind of makes you blush.
He playfully loves giving you piggy back rides. Also carries you in his arms and spins you around lmao
Usually he's very playful and likes teasing you around. But there are moments where he gets really soft around you. He likes placing his head on your lap and having you play around with his hair, and vice versa. He's literally a softie only for you ♥️
Generally, you spend all day long with him if you can, and he takes you EVERYWHERE with him, and also follows you around like a lost puppy. It's like you're glued to each other, but only because he loves you very much and appreciates your company and all the support you give him. 🥰
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i don’t think you’ve ever spoken abt this before (and if you have i’m sorry, I’m kinda new around here) but what are your thoughts abt stas/Colby/core4 and the whole situation? i’ve seen you’re not shea’s biggest fan and you’ve spoken about that before but not about core4 as much. is there a reason why? thank you anyways!
Welcome, anon!
I may have spoken about the Core 4 here and there, but it's probably been a while. I tend to just...kind of hand wave past things that don't interest me and that collective doesn't really interest me.
Believe it or not, I don't mean that in a bad way. I love snc, I'm happy they're happy, and as I mentioned before, I am the Switzerland (aka neutral territoy) of the girls...I just don't really have a need to get excited over a group of friends that post innocuous friend content, like making puzzles and getting fall down drunk at festivals. I mean, cool for them, happy they're thriving or whatever, but I'm not super invested.
I also don't really have an opinion on snc including them in their videos, mostly because they aren't in every one. I like that snc switches it up, so no one pairing of theirs gets stale (the way Jake and Corey did after a while). While there are a few people snc work with and collab with, or have collabed with in the past, that i actively dont fuck with (as the kids say), the girls aren't on that list. I don't mind them when they are there, I don't mind them when they aren't. Neutral territory.
Now, I assume when you say "the whole situation," you mean Colby and his inability to not vaguely start some kind of absurd shipping shit storm at any given opportunity? Because personally, I'm sick of that whole damn thing, lol.
I want to preface this by stating: I don't think there's anything going on with him and Stas, but if there was- I'm not going to lose sleep over it. Man could be romancing a tree, for all I care, as long as he's happy.
That being said- you brought up Shea for a reason, and its a valid one. This situation is feeling a little...familiar, shall we say? There's a lot of vaguery and egging on of the shipping and all of that going on, and thats gets me annoyed after a while.
That's not really the reason I disliked Shea, so much as the fact that she was manipulating young girls in her group chats and telling them private things she shouldnt have been telling them, and openly hating on girls Colby was associating with and then falsely claiming feminism when she got called out. The weird shit she used to do on social media was just the icing on a cake already full of piss and vinegar, really.
At some point, the both of them (more Stas than Colby from what I've seen, although he certainly threw a lit fucking match into a sewer with that whole "malishka" thing) need to realize that they're causing a lot more of the bad kind of drama than the fun and harmless kind, and knock it the fuck off. Stas...I don't know what her motivations are here, and I don't particularly care, tbh. It's getting tiresome.
As for Colby...good god, that man knows how to flip flop a crowd, eh? He started the day with everyone feeling bad for him because of how down he's been, and ended it with half of the fandom wanting to kill him for once again starting a grease fire on the kitchen stove and then running out of the house and going across the street to the park to peacefully do a sudoku puzzle while the community burns down around him.
Man should give social media classes, lmao.
Anyway, to summarize: my opinion on the Core 4 and the horribly written Core 4 soap opera going on right now can be summarized with one word- meh. 1.6/5 stars.
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servin-up-surveys · 1 year
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survey #088
(taken december 14th last year; uploading surveys done while gone)
Can you read lips? NO. I am *HORRIBLE* at trying to read lips, like I absolutely can't.
Do you have trouble feeling excited for other people when they receive good news? Oh absolutely not, I definitely get excited too!
Do you know anyone whose parents are homosexual? I know I have a mom friend who is bi, but she's in a relationship with a man currently. I don't THINK I know anyone full-on gay that's a parent?
Do you consider yourself patriotic? In what ways? Hell no, this country grosses me the fuck out.
Are you part of any online communities? If so, which ones, and how did you get involved in them? I'm in a meerkat RP circle, I'm an admin at the SH wiki (which I have been awfully neglecting lol oops), and I'm active in my WoW main's guild.
Have you ever purchased clothing that you were too afraid to wear? HA yes, when I was still a teen-ish I had this honestly really cute black crop top that just says "FREAK" and I only wore it for a single picture, lol. It would never fit me now. I actually think I mighta got rid of it.
What is your lover's middle name? He doesn't have one.
When was the last time you saw your last ex? Well I saw a PICTURE of us on Facebook like a day or two ago, and fucking finally FB allowed me to delete them. I haven't seen her in person in years and never want to again, either.
Who was the last ex you talked to? Sara.
Who is your best friend? Pick only one. My boyfriend Girt.
Who was the last person to flirt with you, other than your lover? Some random dude on dA, he got blocked real quick lmao.
Would it bother you if your lover flirted with other people? Uh yes???
What exes do you still associate with? None.
What is a topic that interests you so much that you could read about it for hours? Meerkat behaviorisms.
Are there any holidays that you hate? If so, which and why do you dislike them? Columbus Day because that man didn't discover jack shit. Thanksgiving (its roots anyways, it's definitely evolved) because it's a literal celebration of genocide and slavery, etc.
Do you have a secret that you’ve kept for a long time – years, maybe your entire life? If so, why haven’t you told anyone about this secret? Yes, and I don't tell anybody because they affect nobody, are entirely benign, and just really don't matter.
What was the very first social media site you signed up for? MySpace.
If you were in a coma, who would be making healthcare decisions for you? My mom.
What’s something you’ve done that sounds too crazy to be true? The only thing that comes to mind is how many times I've been admitted to psych hospitals; like I lost count many visits ago. I would estimate I've been like, six times. I feel like people who know that would expect me to be crazier than I am.
Does anyone in your family smoke? My dad and his wife do.
What’s your opinion on hunting? Trophy hunting? Fucking barbaric, repulsive, diabolical, just evil. IF however you are hunting for food and have a respectful, appreciative mindset of the animal, then I'm more okay with it than I once was, because here's the thing: that deer you killed out in the beautiful woods, and probably rather quickly, ABSOLUTELY had a better life than that mistreated, miserable cow that was raised simply to be killed and probably given LESS than the bare necessities. I want to emphasize though, mindset is so important here; I wouldn't support you if you were tracking a deer seeking the "thrill" of just killing it. Like in that case, get fucking help. Be very respectful and extremely appreciative of that animal's unwilling sacrifice.
Have you ever had a pet escape and run away? Oh my god I will never forget Teddy doing this one winter night in the snow. I was going BALLISTIC as my dad ran and later drove after him. If I remember well, he ended up being at the pond not too far from our place, which he and Dale (another old dog of ours) had run to before to play. Thank god he was okay, at this time he just still had good energy and was very into marking his territory and smelling EVERYTHING. He also really, really enjoyed the snow, he used to love zooming through it and just playing.
Do any of your exes know each other? Jason and Juan knew and didn't like each other (at least, I was aware Juan openly didn't like Jason, I'm not really sure if Jason felt anything about him). Tyler MIGHT have known either of them, too, I don't know.
What’s an opinion you find impossible to take seriously? "Dinosaurs aren't real," especially when they add on, "Satan put those bones there to lead us away from God." You are PURELY fucking delusional.
Have you met that person that can get into your mind through a sentence? Yeah, Jason. Probably still to this day. He had so much goddamn power over my emotions without even intending it, and I feel like that hasn't fully gone away.
Have you heard of Jeffree Star? What do you think of him? Yes, I genuinely like him and who he's grown into and think his work ethic is fucking unreal.
Who do you think you have cried over the most? lol do I really need to answer this???????????
Do you hate celebrities with big boobs and have had plastic surgery? lol grow up?????? People can do whatever the fuck they want with their own bodies.
Is anybody in your family schizophrenic? If so, what is their life like? A half-sister is, but I've never met or spoken to her; I've seen literally a single picture of her in my entire life. I have no idea what her life is like. Sometimes it rears up to bother me more than usual, how Dad's only kids he interacts with at all are me and my immediate sisters... Even his other daughter Misty had to reach out to HIM when she and her children visited here to go out to dinner so he could actually meet them. Like, that shouldn't be his child's job. Misty is understandable bitter about how she grew up (her mother was absolute, total, 100% insane shit that couldn't even keep custody of her BECAUSE she was fucking mental, and Dad didn't take her), and I just wish she didn't have to be by Dad acting more like a dad to her. WOW welcome to the family therapy session y'all
What’s something somebody can do to make you hate them instantly? Say something inappropriate about a child came to mind first, but there's really a lot of other stuff, honestly. Just being a shitty, gross, violent, and/or forceful person.
Are there regular trains in and out of your town/city? Yes.
What was the last animal you saw, and was it a pet? Roman, right now, 'cuz he jumped up onto the desk to chill by me.
Have you ever watched an anime series, start to finish? Yeah, multiple.
Do you feel the need to rant about anything right now? If so, go for it. So my Tumblr account just RANDOMLY got terminated yesterday (I seriously mean it when I say I did absolutely, positively nothing whatsoever) and I'm rather annoyed by it. This has already happened to me once on my old account, and it took like around a week to get the damn thing back.
How many serious relationships have you been in? Three. Ish. I don't really know what to consider Sara's and my former relationship. Like I feel like we had genuine feelings and did some romantic things without much shyness or anything, but idk. Jason and Girt were/are SO much different from what she and I had.
Do you have a lot of regrets? Yes, and they fucking haunt me and refuse to let me go so I can maybe even mildly like myself.
Have you ever been so angry that you screamed out of nowhere? Yes. I know I've done this a couple times into a pillow, maybe other times without but idr.
Do you have any plans for Valentine’s Day this year? NEXT year I know I want to do at least a LITTLE something. Girt had Covid this year so we couldn't hang out that day and it super bummed me out, really.
What do you usually buy for snacks when you go to the cinema? Almost always popcorn, rarely some sort of candy.
Look to your left and name five things you can see. Presents for Ash's kids from Mom, the closet, the stand with the printer on it, paper shredder, and a cute piece of random artwork on the wall from who knows where.
Do you like having your lip softly bitten when you’re kissing? bro get outta my bedroom
Who is your favourite YouTuber? Overall? It'll probably always be Markiplier, he's my idol, but I really haven't watched him anywhere near regularly in like... two years? His content just generally isn't my style anymore, but I still love him as a person to death. You know, I'm really not too sure WHO my active favorite is anymore. Maybe John Wolfe or Game Grumps, I really don't know.
Have you ever been hopelessly in love with a celebrity? Nah. I have my fangirl episodes, but "hopefully in love" has never been the right phrase at all. I know none of these people personally and therefore can't even truly LOVE them and have always known that absolutely nothing is ever going to happen between me and any random person on the Internet. I can just melt from afar lmao.
What was the last band shirt you wore? I'm quite sure it was Ninja Sex Party. Thankfully it doesn't say the name of the band on the shirt lmfao I wouldn't want to explain that ever.
How many pairs of glasses (not sunglasses) have you owned? I know at least three.
What color is your flash-drive? Hot pink.
What is your favorite color(s) of eye-makeup? B L A C K
Have you ever worn a thumb ring? Yes; that's where I put mine and Sara's friendship ring. Safe to say I don't have it anymore.
What brand of TV do you own? Uh I'm pretty positive it's a Vizio?
Are high school football games fun? Ugh, no. I used to have to go to them quite a bit when my older sister was a cheerleader. There were always wasps and shit around/under the bleachers, it was hot, too crowded, and I just had absolutely no interest in sports. They were also way too long to me. I know a lot of the time Nicole and I didn't even watch, we'd just go find something weird to do that generally involved getting dirty, meeting with other kids that were as bored as us, and going under the bleachers when we weren't supposed to lmao.
When was the last time you had a particularly hectic day? Oh hell if I know.
To whom do you feel the most important? Mom and Girt.
How long has your favorite song been your favorite? Since it came out early this year lmao.
Is one of your favorite colors yellow? No, I actually really don't like yellow.
How old are your siblings? Tbh I only have my two immediate sisters' ages memorized, which are 29 and 24. Others are in their 30s. Katie might even be close to 40, idr and can't math.
Ever had a fishtank in your room? No.
Do you drink more soda than anything else? Not anymore! It's generally flavored sparkling water.
Do you know anyone who wears camouflage often? my brother in christ I live in the SOUTH
How many jobs have you had? Three.
Do you hate your last ex? I VERY much don't like her, at all, but I'm past my "ugh I hate her" phase. I ain't wasting my energy on hating someone I never have to see or speak to ever again.
Are you ashamed of any of your family members? My uncle who my family no longer associates with. He's a fucking filthy slug of a human being.
Have you ever been in a courtroom? Yes.
Were you a chubby child? No, I was pretty normal.
Are you afraid to sing in front of people? Yes. To get you to visualize the sheer extent, in the over three and a half years Jason and I dated, he heard me sing ONCE, at church.
When did you last dance with someone? Uh with Sara a few years ago.
Do you feel awkward watching sex scenes? Yes, but not AS bad as when I was like, a teenager. I still do feel exceptionally uncomfortable if it's with my mom present, though.
Did you ever have senior photos done? No. I wanted to, we just... didn't, I don't remember why.
Do you attend church regularly? You literally could not even PAY me to go to church, never mind regularly. It's complete fucking brainwashing and greatly diminishes genuine, confident self-worth. I don't consider myself a Satanist, but even I can still say hail thyself, hunty.
Have you ever wanted to be a teacher? lol absolutely not.
Are you currently listening to music? Yeah, "Modern Love" by Mother Mother just started.
The person who last spoke to you in person, what is their name? Donna, but Mom to me.
The person who last texted you, tell me their name? Still Donna, lol.
What was your favorite class to take in school? Art courses and German.
Have you ever had a pixie cut? No, but I'd like one one day... Both my mom and hairdresser have told me I would look amazing with one now, which I really appreciated, but I just can't convince myself. I know it's a stereotype that fat people usually can't pull off short hair, and trust me it was ballsy enough for me to get it as short as it is now, I'd just be so obsessively paranoid that people would think I'm uglier with a pixie cut.
Is your signature legible? I think so, yeah.
If the person you like/love proposed to you right now, you would say? I know I'd say yes even though I know it's unwise to do so this early. Thankfully I'm pretty damn sure just given Girt's intelligence and dedication and strong pragmatism, he knows way better than to do that anytime soon.
Are you satisfied with your current camera? I sure am, and I'm actually pretty excited, I know Mom is ordering a pack of lenses (polarizing, ND, and UV) for it for Christmas!
When was the last time you felt ignored? Um idk. Probably during some family dinner at my sister's, I know I've been totally talked over adn brushed off more than once.
Is smoking an immediate turnoff to you? I won't ever attracted to a smoking man til I saw Richard Kruspe bro 😭 lol but generally yes, celebs don't count, right?
If given the opportunity, would you legally change your name? Nah, too used to this one and plus I like it.
Has religion ever come between you and a friend or family member? Yep.
Has anyone ever told you that you were worthless? Well, in fucking essence, Sara has.
If you jumped out the nearest window, would you live? Yes, very easily.
Is there an animal that scares you? I have a very intense irrational fear of larva, like maggots and stuff. Cicadas also notably freak me out, I can't handle their eyes. Whale sharks are another irrational fear, their mouths creep me out. Australian spiders like their funnel-web are freaky too.
When you get blood tests, do you feel faint afterwards? No.
Do you think you will have a date for prom? Whoa now buddy you are WAY late, lol. I went to Jason's senior prom and he went to mine.
Are you afraid of being cheated on? Not really, at least not with Girt. I hope this doesn't sound all arrogant or full of myself, but just factually, this guy wanted me way too long for me to even really WONDER if he'd cheat on me. He's directly told me he wanted to date in high school, but he didn't do anything because he was concerned what people would think of the age gap. Then Jason came along and he respected that.
Do you know how to play poker? It's actually funny, I did as a KID but don't now, hahaha. I really enjoyed it as a child, just obviously without monetary gambling.
Is your face shape oval, heart shaped or square? I genuinely don't know.
When was the last time someone asked you to go somewhere? When Girt invited me to his place Friday for his sister's birthday.
Do you have small wrists? Yeah; even with my size, my wrists are definitely noticeably small. Like I can slip those security bracelets off at the psych hospital (lmfao what a talent) or like the skating rink to show you paid.
Are you someone’s best friend? Girt always calls me his. <3
What’s the biggest annoyance in your life right now? The state of my legs, really. I'm gonna get on fixing this shit, I've had enough. It stops me from SO much.
Do you know anyone that smokes weed? I know one major pothead irl as well as one online; I'm certain others do it, but being a pothead is like, literally a major part of these two girls' personalities.
How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? A hell of a lot.
Thinking back to the person you fell hardest for, do you still feel that way? Nope.
If you’re a girl, what’s your bra size? Funny thing, I actually don't know. I know I'm naturally a C-something, but being my weight, I'm not at all convinced that's accurate right now. This is gonna sound wild, but I haven't had a properly-fitting bra in literal years; I just wear some that were Mom's that somewhat fit, but absolutely not properly, but enough to where it's not incredibly obvious with clothes on. I'm pretty sure I need something custom because if the cup fits, the back doesn't, and if the back fits, the fucking cup doesn't. It's extremely annoying, but bras are not cheap, especially when you're not a standard size.
Ever known anyone who did business with a prostitute? I have zero idea.
If your parents are divorced, how old are your step parents? Kim is a couple years younger than Dad, so mid/late 50s.
Do you like your step parents, or are they assholes? She's an intolerant bigot/obnoxious Christian, but she has good traits, too.
[TW: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE/ABUSE] Ever had an abusive parent or other family member? No, thankfully.
Ever walked in on your parents while they were getting busy? If so, how many times and how old were you? No; I find it SO hard to accept that my parents ever did have sex lmao, they were SO incompatible and just never got along, it seemed like growing up.
If you were to get pregnant as a teen, what would happen? Well, I woulda kept it, because at the time I was pro-life. Thank fuck this never happened.
Do you prefer broccoli or asparagus? Broccoli, I absolutely hate asparagus.
What was the last flattering thing someone did/said to/for you? Uhhhhhh let's see probably something Girt said, he honestly says stuff like that a lot. ;__; <3
Do you know anybody that believes that magic/witchery truly exists? Yep, my sister Misty to name just one.
Roughly how hot are the summer temperatures where you reside? Usually 90s, sometimes low 100s. I absolutely hate it.
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demonsfate · 2 years
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I'm glad you're talking about the absurdity of Blood Vengeance because I remember watching that and thinking, "who this Shin is? Like I don't remember him from the games but also, Jin is kinda an asshole here oh god. Xiao's and Alisa's relationship is cute but aside from that this is a MESS". Seems that they didn't learn from the Live Action movie.
Sidenote I love the pic you shared of Xiao holding Jin's hands🖤 kinda looks like she's holding the paws of a cat/puppy, so soft. The power that that has 🤌
Nope, Shin was just an OC for the movie to serve as a contrived plot point. Which thank fuck, since I didn't care for his character at all. And yeah, Jin was quite an asshole in Blood Vengeance. Not only the whole "IF A MERE FATHER-SON QUARREL IS ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE WORLD, THEN SO BE IT" (lmao writers pls remember why Jin wanted to end the bloodline in the first place) but like. Not doing anything to help Shin was hilarious despite the fact that Jin alone, could've easily saved Shin's life - then there was also Alisa and Xiaoyu, who are BOTH excellent fighters as well. So like, there was no need for Shin to die - they could've easily fought off Heihachi and get him back. Given that Kazuya just... stood there, and acted indifferent by the death (not happy, not upset either) I don't think Kazuya would've cared if they tried to force Heihachi to let go of Shin. But no - they just stood there for an ENTIRE MINUTE for plot convenience (ugh) and then when the three start fighting, their punches were so POWERFUL, that it fuckigngng BLEW XIAOYU OUT OF THE BUILDING - she would've fallen to her death had Alisa not been there and Jin just doesn't even care. 💀 (Remember how in that Tekken Force comic, seeing Xiaoyu get thrown against a wall was enough for DJ to come out? Or how in the SFxTK trailer, seeing Xiao hurt by Juri was also enough for DJ to come out?)
Although, I can't entirely blame Blood Vengeance for Jin's cunty portrayal. This is more so TK6 damage. As that game was the one that unfortunately started the whole "Jin being a complete cold jerk to everyone" and it just kinda bled into other medias (Blood Vengeance, King of Fighters crossover mobile thingy I believe, Street Fighter x Tekken, and even Tag Tournament 2 to an extent) Really, TK6 did assassinate Jin's character and I'm really hoping TK8 will revive him. (He was better in TK7, but wasn't in it enough to really determine.)
Xiao and Alisa's relationship was very cute. I actually hated Alisa in TK6 just because she was so boring. Like lots of people talk about female characters who have no personality other than Female, and Alisa is perhaps one of the biggest examples of that in TK6. Her only personality was really just, "being pure and agreeing with everything MC says unless it's hurting Heihachi lMAO." 'cos she really did just feel like Waifu Bait. But I actually liked that she was a socially awkward weirdo in Blood Vengeance. It gave her actual character, made her feel more unique, and made sense with her being a robot trying to understand human emotion and behavior. But Xiao and Alisa's relationship was also a downside to the movie as well. Because it felt like it focused so much on it, to the point where it felt like a slice of life anime movie more than one that's supposed to be one based on a fighting game. And I just found myself feeling really bored of it. It's like they remember it's supposed to be an action movie and then just threw over the top ridiculous fighting scenes in it.
Especially the last fighting scene - which lots of people say it's good, but... it's really not. Not only just because imo, it's way too over the top even for Tekken standards. But like as I've stated above - we focused mostly on Xiao and Alisa throughout the entire thing. So when we're now spending 10+ minutes of the Mishimas, who were barely in the film - especially Kaz, and Heihachi, and we don't really know / understand their motives, and why we should even be rooting for them (WHO we're even supposed to be rooting for lmao) Like yeah, I know that mostly only fans will be watching this movie and they've played the games. But this movie is also noncanon, and set in an AU. Soooo... this Jin, Kazuya, and Heihachi are still different from the ones we see in the games.
Watching Blood Vengeance felt like I had to turn my brain off through it all. And that's definitely not a good thing. It may actually be the worst of all Tekken adaptations. As much as I critique and dislike Bloodline - I will say I'd probs rather rewatch Bloodline than Blood Vengeance. Although it was also poorly written, Bloodline had more things I liked in it - and while Jin's characterization is still wrong, imo, at least he's an actual good guy - even if the whole "don't hurt ppl ever :-)" message for a little pretentious at times. And I'd even rather rewatch the OVA and the 2010 movie over Blood Vengeance. I've yet to watch Kazuya's Revenge tho (sequel to the 2010 movie) and I probs never will at this point. But yeah, even though I think the Tekken story can be translated into a good show/movie if written well - for some reason, nobody is able to actually execute it and at this point, I don't think we'll ever get a good Tekken adaptation.
YOU'RE RIGHT OMG - it does!! I guess it makes sense, Jin is but a creechure JNDFGJNG. But yeahh!! It's one of my fav win poses from Tag 2. I wanna see Xiao being cute with Jin more often in the games! Especially given they are supposed to be best friends! (With Xiao obvs having a crush on Jin)
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tyunni · 2 years
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ㅤwhen you have another members pc in your phonecase !!
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a/n: ignore how the formatting is simpler than my other ones, i just couldn't be bothered. Anyways idk when i'm coming back, probably somewhere around June ?? This is just a simple post, you'll find me doing these at random times before June.
genre: crack, fluff; warnings: cursing, not proofread, mentions of burning something; disclaimer: this is obviously not how the members are in real life, it's all simply fanfiction. That is all, now enjoy!
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Heeseung . . .
The second he spots his member's face inside your phonecase, he gets extremely awkward.
Tries his best not to let it bother him yet he can't help but eye the back of your device as you mindlessly scroll through social media, paying Heeseung and his growing frustration no mind... Which makes him sulk even more.
Feels as though you using Jay's photocard is your way of telling him you like Jay more, which is obviously false because Heeseung is literally your boyfriend but... God knows what goes on inside his head.
Doesn't really say anything about it so you just keep it there for a while, but you do notice that he acts more awkward around both you and Jay. Still you don't replace the pc until you get bored of it.
Once you do finally take the photocard out Heeseung lets out a sigh of relief and things go back to normal 🤨🤨
Jay . . .
He... Really does not care- i'm sorry HELP
Probably the last member to care about these sorts of things. Sure, he's a teeny tiny bit on the possessive and/or jealous side, but he loves you and you love him, why would he get jealous of some piece of paper??
I mean it was probably one of your pulls, the member looks great in that picture and you using the photocard in your phonecase is just your way of supporting the boy, so he sees no problem with it.
Although... He does suggest to buy you his pc in case you didn't get the pull you wanted (bcuz in his eyes manifesting his pcs should be your top priority when buying an album /hj)
But when you tell him that you're satisfied with the photocards and thank him, he just goes "oh, okay!" and continues with his day
Jake . . .
The second his eyes land on your phonecase, he's thinking of ways to tease you. A shithead #1
"ooooo y/n who's that in your phonecase??? Is that Sunoo?? oOOoOO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM OR SMTH?? Girl, spill! Tell me all about it" "Jake i've been dating you for over a year now, what are you even talking about-"
Doesn't really care, much like Jay, he just likes to tease and be a playful asshole from time to time. Annoys you so much you're ready to shred the poor photocard to pieces.
His intentions weren't to make you take out the pc and replace it with his, but he isn't against it either. Whispers to Sunoo about how you fancy him and Sunoo just stands there confused as fuck because aren't you and Jake literally dating-
"yeah Sunoo, they definitely have a crush on you, you're literally in their phonecase-" "OKAY JAKE LOOK IT'S YOUR PHOTOCARD. NOT SUNOO'S. I REPLACED IT. YOU HAPPY??"
Sunghoon . . .
Hates it lmao HATES IT. No. Absolutely not.
Grabs your phone and switches the photocard with his own in a matter of seconds. And you just stand there. Shocked.
Immediately realizes when the back of your phone looks different, spots the photocard and if it isn't his, he will switch it. Doesn't matter if he has to do it while you're in the bathroom, showering, eating, drinking water, or are literally holding the phone inside your hand. He will find a way to get that thing out of there.
When buying you an album he buys his own photocard separately so whenever you don't pull him he snatches the pc with another members face out of your hands and gives you his instead. Now you have a collection of Sunghoon's. Good for you!!
Sunoo . . .
Much like Heeseung, it's just a bit awkward for him. He doesn't say much, but deep down he's uncomfortable.
Does his stomach twist because he's jealous of Heeseung in your phonecase or because it's weird for him to look at his hyung doing a cute pouty face? Most definitely the latter. Shithead #2
Doesn't understand why you even like that pc, the aegyo is quote unqote "forced" and "not how Sunoo taught him" but whatever, he lets you have your fun. Plus he gets to tease Heeseung by randomly shoving your phone in front of his face and embarrassing him, so it's a win-win situation.
When you get tired of the pc and feel the need to switch things up, Sunoo suggests you get matching phonecases or take polaroids of each other and use those instead 'cuz if he has to look at another member doing aegyo he will snap-
Jungwon . . .
Jealous for suuuure, he is one jealous boy. Get ready for silent treatment 'cause mans did not come to play-
"Why is Sunghoon inside your phonecase? 🤨 Do you want attention from me or something? Is this your way of telling me you want me to spend more time with you??" "No... I just like the pc-" "😕 Okay then..."
That's when the silent treatment begins, pays you no mind at all. Even pretends you're invisible sometimes 'cause if you aren't doing this for his attention then, fine, he won't give you any at all!
Knows he's acting childish but still, he prefers this over verbal confrontation because it's more "subtle". Which it isn't, by the way. There is nothing subtle about the way his eyebrows furrow whenever he subconsciously looks at your phonecase.
Rushes towards you when you leave to empty your phonecase, holding a polaroid of you two together in his hands and telling you it would look better than that Sunghoon photocard.
Ni-ki . . .
Hates it pt.2 oh god he just dislikes it so much
Tells you straight away that the photocard looks "mad goofy inside your phonecase" and that it should be his, but you just ignore him 'cause he's being dramatic and Jake looks good in the picture
Unlike Jay, he has beef with that piece of paper. He will square up.
Whenever you leave your phone lying around with its screen facing the ground/couch/table/whatever you come back to riki glaring daggers at the pc. He just doesn't like it, it irks him.
Had a nightmare starring none other than your beloved Jake pc. After that he swore that thing was haunting him (it isn't, he just thinks about it a lot because it bothers him that you haven't switched to a ni-ki pc yet ☹️☹️)
"y/n, it is staring into my soul. Get rid of it"
Ends up burning it one night
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love-strawberry · 2 years
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bitch, you're my soulmate
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summary : in which they take the next step and break the internet.
pairing : ben barnes x reader
warnings : language
author's note : hiiiiiiiiii is was requested by the lovely @mrs-brekker15 and is kinda inspired for one of my harry styles social media fic but enjoy !!!
tagged : @mrs-brekker15
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y/n_ the cakes my dEaR fRiEnDs and bOyFrIeNd got me for my birthday
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username LMAO PLS-
username IM ROLLING HAHAHAH
benbarnes but you said you liked them
-> y/n_ stfu you're the one behind 'go to therapy'
username I WANT FRIENDS LIKE THESE
kittheyounger please sis just appreciate the effort
username AUSIFKSKZJXKSK
jessie_mei_li dw baby, i'm omw with a beautiful cake for you
-> y/n_ i love you
-> y/n_ benbarnes we're done
username DEEZ NUTS IM EVAPORATING
lbardugo drop those idiots, come over in the evening, i'll bake my famous cookies
-> y/n_ mom, i love you
aarontjohnson thank god you're not in london, you wouldn't have liked the cake i would've gotten you
username it's my mom's birthday !!!!
freddycarter1 please don't murder them, we need them for the upcoming seasons
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benbarnes the first thing i saw when i woke up today and my reaction to it, thank you for both the cake and the picture darling
tagged y/n_
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username the pettiness
username i love her
freddycarter1 be glad she didn't poison you
lbardugo you deserved it
y/n_ you're welcome love, i've got a few more choice words i'd like to say that couldn't fit into in the cake
-> benbarnes i'm good, thanks!
username i love their relationship
username this is so chaotic
jessie_mei_li hahahah- stfu you deserved this, puta
andrewgarfield I TOLD YOU GIVING HER THOSE CAKES WASN'T GONNA GO OVER WELL BUT NOOOO YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
-> benbarnes calm down, we'll be fine, i think
username ben being scared of y/n is so funny
username i can't-
username this looks like something aurelia and sirius would do
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y/n_ the most unexpected way he could've proposed, but i wouldn't change it for the world. ben, i love you, so much, even if you're a little shit. there's no one else i'd rather spend my entire life fighting and arguing with over silly things. i love you <3 you make me the happiest
tagged benbarnes
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username IM SORRY BUT WHAT?
username AHHHHHHSHKDKWJAKDKXKXKSKSK
jessie_mei_li OMG IM SO HAPPY CALL ME!!!!!
freddycarter1 CONGRATULATIONS YOU GUYS 🤍
kittheyounger AHHH IM SO PROUD OF YOU BENNY BOY
andrewgarfield was the cake REALLY necessary but IM SO HAPPY AARON AND I ARE ON OUR WAY
username THE WAY THEY KEEP BREAKING THE INTERNET
username they deserve eachother, i'm so happy for both of them<3
zendaya IM SOBBING I LOVE YOU
username THIS IS SO AMAZING DHIDIDKDKKS
aarontjohnson I HELPED HIM PICK THE RING 💍
username we'll be getting the marauders reunion in their wedding
username SO EXCITED
tchalamet why did you say yes?
-> y/n_ because he got down on on knee and asked nicely
-> tchalamet you didn't have to say yes
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benbarnes i know i proposed in a very unexpected way but it doesn't change the fact that you're my everything. i love you and can't wait to spend forever with you <3
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username true love right here people
username IM SO HAPPY FUR THWM
jessie_mei_li so much love for both of you !!!!!
calagan.skogman congratulations guys!! love you both
username why can't i have this?
tchalamet congrats ig jk, IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU !!!
danedehaan sending so much love <3
username sobbing
username guess i don't have a chance with y/n after all
y/n_ i wouldn't have it any other way, i love you <3
-> benbarnes i love you more <3
username so cute!!!
kittheyounger just wait till im in london, im throwing you guys the best part ever
aarontjohnson please y/n_ think twice before marrying this twat
-> andrewgarfield what aaron said
-> benbarnes stop trying to break my engagement please
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rarepears · 2 years
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Combining arranged marriage au with cat au, we'll have Monarch of Destruction coming to earth to marry a cat
Don't get me wrong, I'm super happy to see how much y'all enjoy the Arranged Marriage AU, but you are killing me with these combos.
The Monarch of Destruction shall learn that cats can and will take over the word. Jinwoo will put the fear of God cats into him.
Even worse, the public doesn't know or see anything wrong about Korea's 10th S rank hunter getting married. Only those in the know - ahem, certain senior reporters, KHA, Jinah, the Sung parents - know just how fucking wild this all is.
Man, these people try for Antares' sake to find a loophole in this arranged marriage contract, but it's been signed and sealed with mana and humankind doesn't have any experience with mana contracts just yet.
So they do the next best thing and start arguing how this arranged marriage should be carried out.
For KHA, they are gungho about arguing that the cat is the bride (lmao) and thus Antares would be need to pay a bride price - ahem, some very very good mana crystals and weapons.
If Antares thought Ashborn was scary in personality, he's even more fearful about barbed cat dicks.
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Jinah: Why are you all acting like this is some medieval marriage roleplay. Nothing in this contract says about consummation, so please. Just shut up about all this cat fucking or fucking cats!
(Jinah's temper is even hotter than usual since she's sick and tired of seeing social media and magazines gossip about her "older brother's" upcoming nuptial like it involves two guys, not a dragon and a cat. Plus watching a bunch of old geezers try to talk about dicks to get Antares to concede more mana goodies to Korea is a bit... gross.)
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Okay, that's enough of that particular train of thought.
Wait, no. Something else just popped up.
Antares' back WILL get all scratched up and his body covered in bitemarks - it's just not because of sexy fun time in bed. Rather, Jinwoo the cat is pissed that his 4AM breakfast still has yet to be prepared by his new slave and is very vocal about showing his displeasure to the new person who has yet to earn his favor.
Jinwoo is also Not Happy that this red-hair person just moved into his humans' apartment and is taking it out on Antares.
If you thought cats were scary, try having the angry cat attempt to use Beru to verbalize his thoughts in human language except Beru talks in a weird mix of meme language and historical k-drama lines thanks to Jinah's bad influence. That is to say, there's a lot of dramatic death threats, overdone use of the royal "we" (or the korean equivalent), and more death threats.
And there's nowhere for Antares to escape since Jinwoo the cat can teleport (or shadow walk? I forgot the term) and spy on Antares via any shadow nearby.
Man, being a cat only amplifies Jinwoo's canon asshole-ness.
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