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#that booty. i cannot resist his pretty. why is he always so pretty
fisheito · 25 days
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My fave 3 looks for no reason!! 1! 2! 3!
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acequeenking · 4 months
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Does Kazuya Mishima have full control of his powers?
I keep seeing this everywhere, and for the life of me, I cannot find a source for it beyond one Harada tweet*. When did this happen?
I know, in his T4 ending he's able to merge with Devil and reawaken Jin, but Kazuya's Tekken 4 ending isn't canon. Heihachi officially won the tournament (note to Namco: dumb), and then Jin's ending is canon, but Jin's ending only makes sense if Kazuya's ending is also canon to a point, because it starts in media res during Kazuya's ending.
So I guess people are assuming Kazuya's T4 ending is fully canon up to the point Jin wakes up?
But...Kazuya has both eyes turn brown in his ending as he takes control over Devil. And in every Tekken since (T5-T8) he's consistently kept the demon-inflicted heterochromia he's had since Tekken 4. So I don't think his T4 ending actually happened at all? (Or happened differently.)
And in Tekken 5, I don't know what to call the bit in his ending movie where he does this if it's not Kazuya getting his tight little booty butt completely possessed:
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LOOK AT HIS MOUTH. THAT IS NOT RIGHT. THAT IS HAUNTED SHIT IS WHAT THAT IS.
And then Devil! Jin's encounter with Kaz in T6 Scenario Mode also suggests he's not (entirely) in control one way or another: 
Kazuya Mishima: Look at you. So you've given yourself over entirely to the power of the devil. You weren't half the man I thought you were, Jin Kazama. Devil Jin: I'm surprised you've been able to resist it so long.
And Kazuya, who is unquestionably the most pro-demonic power person in canon, doubles down on that disappointment with Jin in T8. He encourages Jin to "bring out his Devil" and clearly enjoys the fight when they're both demonically powered and keeps edging Jin on, but when Jin lets the Devil fully take over, he's pretty vocally disappointed in him.
Kazuya: Pathetic. Your resolve, your tenancy. All of it, for naught!
(Notable I think, because resolve/tenancy are kind of Kazuya's biggest character attributes. Dude has a sheer will to live that's absolutely bonkers and has survived, to date: being thrown off a cliff, multiple blood-sport competitions, being dipped in a volcano, being psychologically experimented on, several assassination attempts, fighting Akuma -- twice, fighting Heihachi - ??? times, and won against Heihachi two out of three times in a fight to the death. And then when you add in the impressive amount of physical control he must have had to keep Devil subordinate to his personality at least some of the time? Jeez. You see why the man is a little control freak.)
And then he goes on to make a speech about humans have...relied on ordinance too long, which is a real interesting thing for a dude who's literally grown up in/owned a leading weapon conglomerate for a while to say! Almost like it's not him saying it!
And worth noting that his wording has switched to something considerably more archaic in this part than he usually has? Which sounds a lot more like Devil (who has always spoken kind of archaically; Kaz's speech in T4 with him around gets more ornate: "I am what you refer to as Devil"). The gleeful and wonton destruction is a lot more Devil, too.... and, you know, he's gigantically purple, walkin' around shooting frickin' eye lasers on the battlefield. Big Devil energy there. Less so Kaz, whose been shown to a pretty good strategist several times in the series.
And then there's Jin's Tekken 5 prologue, which has this fun bit in it:
After fighting Kazuya and Heihachi, an evil spirit swelled within Jin. Awakened by an unknown voice, Jin looked around at a forest completely destroyed. And he knew he was the one who did it.
Returning to Yakushima, Jin was plagued with nightmares triggering the devil gene.
"If this keeps eating away at me, I don't know how long I can hold on" says Jin.
Which kinda suggests to me that Jin and Kazuya actually become more demonic the more times they meet...? Which would explain why the Devil keeps wanting them to dual to the death, so he can reunify his physical form with whichever party is stronger. D! Jin and Jinpachi's encounter in Tekken 5 suggests this too, with Jinpachi saying that if Jin has full control of his demon, then Jinpachi has to absorb him.
And then there's this in T7 Jin's profile:
Jin, whose spirit had gradually been invaded and dominated by the blood of the devil, took over as the head of the Mishima Zaibatsu, and declared independence from and war on the world.
Which makes him sound exactly like his father in Tekken 2... and Tekken 8:
Using the full extent of his devil power and G Corporation, Kazuya Mishima went on a conquest for world domination.
Like...the more I look into this, it really sounds like Kazuya is actually pretty Lost in the Devil Sauce in Tekken 8.
But every wiki says that Kazuya's the only one in control, because they can switch at will.
...Except that was also true in Tekken 1 and 2, because nobody knew Kazuya was a demon back then (except Jun) so Kaz has to be able to use Devil's abilities even when not transformed. Not even Heihachi knew the full extent of Kazuya's possession, judging by how surprised he was in Tekken 4 to see Kazuya's demonic eyes. And dude saw Kazumi, so dude certainly knew what a demon looked like.
....And Jin and D! Jin can also switch at will in the (granted, non-canon) tag games. So that isn't that compelling to me. There really isn't a lot of room for Devil! Jin and Devil! Kazuya on the roster, and Devil! Jin is a lot more different, move-set wise, than Jin, so I can see why they made D! Jin the extra character and D! Kaz got down-modded to a stance change.
Also, we know they're more vulnerable to change when they're emotional. And man, Kaz is going through some shit emotionally the last couple of games. Dude just finally killed off his abusive dad. Found out his mom, one of two people in his life who seemed to want him, actually wanted him to die. And his son keeps trying to kill him from the moment they met (with the feeling being, granted, at least semi-mutual). And now world has just seen he's a demon, and there's no going back from that.
And while he's a Mishima, Tekken 7 illustrates he's a Hachijo, too. He knows better than anyone else what the world does to monsters.
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I know Harada is the main story dude and I respect the man, but I'm not giving a tweet more weight than what's shown in canon, and what's shown in canon kinda suggests Kazuya doesn't have full control. If anything, it seems to indicate he has less than he thinks he has?
Also Kazuya can be a complete evil shit even without the Devil gene, my point is his actions sound a lot more like Devil than what has previously been his MO (a personal desire for power, control). And tbh I think it's hard to separate him from Devil because we've never seen him not possessed after the age of 5; I think the jury is still out as far as what Kazuya actually wants, because he seems to have consented to letting Jun repress the demon for a while in Tekken 2.
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xhanisai · 3 years
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Truth Or Dare?
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Adrien gulped, completely frozen in his seat under the gaze of his demonic classmates, the almighty, notorious peer-pressure throwing a concert whilst his Lady continued to act like that the string on the floor was far more interesting than the fact that her newly discovered partner was currently in the hot seat. 'Now how do I answer this!?' He panicked internally, twiddling with his thumbs and praying to the Gods more reliable than Plagg that Marinette would suddenly come up with some brilliant, top-notch plan that would surely get them both out of this. Especially if she doesn't want him to whimper out: "Ya got me! It was Marinette when she kissed the evil out of me after I got shot by Dislocoeur, hahaha! Oh, do I need to mention that I have no recollection of it whatsoever and that I was decked up in my usual catsuit whilst she was in her polka-dotted onesie? A brilliant first kiss, amirite!? Not to mention that our second kiss was also wiped from my memory, cheers for that Alya and Nino!"
Pairing - Adrinette Prompt - 'Truth or Dare?' ~(x)~ . . . Adrien was fucked. He was entirely, thoroughly, immensely fucked. And not in the literal way much to the teen's utter dismay and painful frustration. And certainly not anytime soon, judging by his princesse's stiff, flustered posture who was on the floor across him, along with the rest of their class sitting in a circle (sans Lila and Chloé, Dieu merci). Gremlin-like smirks were etched on their friends' mischievous faces and sinister cackles escaped their mouths like the Madhatter from Alice Au Pays Des Merveilles. Even timid ol' Sabrina wore a grin that would rival the Cheshire cat. But never mind that. What was the cherry on top was how both he and Marinette just found out each other's identities no more than ten minutes prior. The two idiots were desperately sprinting back to collège Françoise Dupont after their latest akuma battle without noticing the other, only to literally collide into one other and their transformation to wear off immediately, leaving them both with matching gaping expressions. If luck was on his side, the scenario would have carried on with Adrien whipping out 'suave move #9236' and channelling his inner 'Tamaki Suoh', helping his Lady to her feet with a smile so sexy and seductive (guaranteed to win her over of course) and then him proceeding to ask her out for a cup of coffee where they can talk! Then, he would have totally charmed her with another brilliant smile that would have surely fly kicked away whatever feelings she had for that 'other' boy (he named him M. Imbécile), caressing that soft, soft cheek of hers with his hand and surely they would have leaned in for a hot, passionate, true love's kiss (and he'd finally know what it's like to be properly smooched)! MAIS NON. NON. His five seconds of absolute happiness, of pure bliss after finding out that the two girls he bloody loved so damn much and practically worshipped, were one and the same- WAS INTERRUPTED. . The inconveniently timed Ladyblogger and her DJ boyfriend arrived at the scene, practically snatching both him and Marinette away and back to class, babbling about how Mme. Bustier was going to arrive late hence they were going to take advantage of it. By taking advantage, they meant avoiding all responsibilities by playing a specific game. A game that Adrien has learnt to now, unconditionally despise. . "We're not getting any younger here, Buttercup. Tell us, who was your first kiss? And don't even think about lying your way out, we can tell by your face that you definitely got some sort of action~" Alya's glasses flashed in such a devilish way, even Le Papillon would have found himself shitting his pants. "Of course, if you don't want to answer the truth...you can always pick dare," 'LIKE HELL I WILL!' The last person to have picked 'dare' was Rose and she was instructed to deliver a hearty smack to Kim's bum! The teen model pretty much vowed that the only booty his hands were allowed to touch was Marinette's, with consent obviously. And vice versa. And the person before Rose who chose 'dare' was Nino! He was dared to sneak outside, climb to the top of the building's rooftop and sing Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' from the top of his lungs, recording himself live on Instagram as proof. It was a miracle that he never got caught by the staff! Again, the feline hero very much preferred that any attempts of his serenading would only be heard by the ears of the love of his life. . Adrien gulped, completely frozen in his seat under the gaze of his demonic classmates, the almighty, notorious peer-pressure throwing a concert whilst his Lady continued to act like that the string on the floor was far more interesting than the fact that her newly discovered partner was currently in the hot seat. 'Now how do I answer this!?' He panicked internally, twiddling with his thumbs and praying to the Gods more reliable than Plagg that Marinette would suddenly come up with some brilliant, top-notch plan that would surely get them both out of this. Especially if she doesn't want him to whimper out: "Ya got me! It was Marinette when she kissed the evil out of me after I got shot by Dislocoeur, hahaha! Oh, do I need to mention that I have no recollection of it whatsoever and that I was decked up in my usual catsuit whilst she was in her polka-dotted onesie? A brilliant first kiss, amirite!? Not to mention that our second kiss was also wiped from my memory, cheers for that Alya and Nino!" Unfortunately, (once again) for him, not even his pleading kitty eyes were able to penetrate the wall of aloofness that Marinette held between them, leaving him completely on his own, ready to be torn apart by their friends' malevolent hands. He was the equivalent of a teeny tiny, illegally cute kitten, surrounded by a circle of hungry, deadly, carnivorous wolves, licking their chops! Yet, Marinette remained unphased, pretending to stare out into space and think about what her Maman and Papa would prepare for dinner as if Adrien's scrutinising gaze weren't like arrows all over her side. However, much to her disadvantage, Agreste is her partner and he knew her very, very well. The desperate cat was able to pinpoint the cold sweat that was growing on her forehead, knowing that his presence was starting to get to her and conscious of the fact that she cannot ignore him for long either. 'Come on Marinette, you can't resist me forever. Please help!' His lack of any sort of psychic powers didn't stop him from wishing that she could read his mind but dammit did he try. 'Don't you love your pauvre Chaton!? Aidez-moi s'il vous plaît, My Lady!!!' Just before he could resort to begging out loud, Alix Kubdel... ...snickered. Simply from that evil, ominous sound, both Adrien and Marinette paled on the spot at a speed faster than M. Césaire's panther could ever dream of running at. "Ever since we asked you that question, not once have you looked away from Marinette...now why is that~?" The short girl's insight caused the rest of the class to gasp cheekily and "Oooh~?" simultaneously, their ferocious appetite for juicy gossip now at full throttle much to both heroes' apprehension. "And you, Mari! You look like a kid who got caught stealing from the cookie jar. I think the two of you have something big to admit to the rest of us, hmm?" "...No-oooo...?" Dupain-Cheng refused to make eye contact with anyone, her lips stuck between what looked like a grimace and a fake smile, continuing her sentence which was just as truthful as Jagged Stone's claims of being in his mid-twenties. "I am still a lowly virgin maiden in the kissing department...heheh...heh..." Adrien on the other hand blinked owlishly as he finally came to a conclusion, his singular working brain cell grinding its gear through his thought process. Oh? Ohoh??? OHOHOOHOH??????? . "So that means I was your first kiss too?" . If there was a compilation labelled "Top Ten Ways That Adrien Mothafuckin' Stupid Agreste Fucked Up"... This would be number one. "...You didn't hear me say that out loud...right?" He gulped meekly, shrinking under the astonished looks that everyone gave him, his Lady's jaw dropping further than what he assumed was humanely possible. He. Was. Fucked. . The entire classroom erupted with utter chaos. Ranging from high pitched squeals from Alya, Rose, Mylène and Kim to "HOLY SHIT!" and "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?" from Alix, Nino, Juleka and so on. Even Marinette was left burning brighter than a tomato, covering her face in embarrassment along with her iconic mantra: "THIS IS A DISASTER!!!" and shaking her head. Money was exchanged from secretive bets that were placed on the model and designer, naughty comments were thrown around left and right and even more! If one were to enter the room right now, they'd think that they've just stumbled across a hectic zoo. Never in his life did Adrien want the ground to swallow him up so badly or even run away at the speed of sound to an unknown island where he would live off of fruit and grow old all alone without ever getting married. Marinette probably- no, she definitely hates him now. Her refusal to come out of her 'Don't talk to me, I'm catastrophising' human ball and face him was more than enough evidence to prove that. Who was he kidding, thinking that he would be able to get such a wonderful, spectacular girl like her to fall for a hopeless, ridiculous nincompoop like him? His attempts in the past never worked out before and it certainly wouldn't have worked out now. Forget about pursuing a romantic relationship with her, he's one-hundred percent sure that he's absolutely tarnished what was left of their friendship! He can visualise his terrifying, depressing excuse of a future already. No more shy, cute greetings with a gorgeous smile in the mornings before class from Marinette. No more fun banter and warm hugs on their favourite patrol environments from Marinette. No more cheeky jokes and flirty teasing from Marinette. No more timid conversations and saying his name in the most softest way he's ever heard from Marinette. And, no more perfect "Bien joué!" fist bumps after an akuma battle from Marinette... How...how was he supposed to live without her? 'Shit, I can feel my eyes starting to water...' He took a deep breath, staring at the ceiling to force the traitorous tears away from daring to come out. The last thing Marinette needed was to deal with a dumb crybaby like him after he's just embarrassed her like that with his stupid, big mouth- "-But when did this happen, Marinette??? Girl, why didn't you tell me!?" Snapping out of his self-pity, Adrien tuned back into the pandemonium, wincing at how mortified Marinette still looked (albeit she was no longer in her cocoon of doom). She pursed her lips at Alya with that adorable pout of hers, unsure of how to answer with something that didn't sound like a terrible excuse. . Finally, a solid answer blared in Adrien's brain, the blonde teen adamant that he turned the situation around and salvaged what was left of the bond between him and his Princesse. For now, he can focus on the dreadful future after he got the current situation sorted. He would do anything to make Marinette feel good around him again. "It was during that time we were at le Musée Grévin when I invited Alya, Nino, Marinette and Manon to join me," He ignored the way that their classmates leaned closer with wide grins, focusing on sending a quiet apology to Marinette's direction with his pleading eyes alone. "I was being dumb and tried to play a prank on Marinette when the other three were away. I ended up tripping and Marinette tried to help me but I accidentally pulled her down with me and...we accidentally kissed..." Although the scenario wasn't fully true, Marinette did manage to land a light peck upon his lips during that incident and that's all it took for it to be branded in his memory. The sear of foreign warmth that left his lips in tingles, the subtle taste of strawberry gloss that left him hungry for more and the unadulterated softness that rivalled even the most expensive of silk. He hoped that his little white lie towards the end was enough to alleviate what was left of Marinette's embarrassment, deaf to their classmates' coos and brows furrowed to emphasise how sorry he was to the girl he loves. Although there was still a hint of pink on her cheeks, her expression was something that he wasn't able to decipher and that only made his heart race even faster than before. 'Please don't hate me, please don't hate me, please don't hate me-' "So how was the kiss, then?" Ivan waggled his eyebrows, both him and his girlfriend playfully winking at Marinette at her protesting stammers. "Oh? E-Erm...it was very quick and brief so I didn't get a chance to enjoy it-" His treacherous eyes decided to land on Marinette's lips midway, his mind screaming to stop digging a deeper hole for himself. He wasn't quick enough to flit his gaze away, the indication that he wanted to kiss her again so painfully obvious that even a blind person would have noticed. "-It was very soft and nice, however! I don't regret it-" Suddenly... . ...Marinette stood up. Adrien felt like his heart was going to bust out of his chest with the way it ricocheted against his ribcage, his emerald eyes wide with apprehension and his breath lodged in his throat as if a vice was clasped around his neck. Was she going to kill him? He certainly thought he deserved it. "Alya," The heroine in disguise began, the teen model unable to hide his flinch. "Dare me to kiss Adrien." 
She lifted her head to face her partner, her sapphire blues no longer hidden in the shadows of her fringe and sparkling with both amusement and...love? Her kissable lips were upturned into a confident smile with a gloss that was begging for him to taste and he was absolutely losing his mind. Was he dreaming? He must be dreaming. Yes. No way in the seven heavens would Marinette, THE Marinette, would want to kiss HIM, the embodiment of bad luck! Yet, the twinkling of her eyes and the warmth that radiated from her as she walked closer and closer towards him said otherwise. He didn't even hear Alya's excited declaration for Marinette's dare, solely focused on the way his Lady kneeled in front of him, smoothed her hands towards his cheeks and cupped them so gingerly. . "Pucker up, Buttercup," Marinette murmured against his lips with an endearing smirk, grazing her nose with his and rubbing his cheeks with her thumbs before sealing the kiss. . With all the romantic daydreams and boyish yearning he went through when it came to Marinette's lips, Adrien thought that he was well prepared for the real deal if the day were to ever come, disregarding his bad luck of course. However, he has been wrong before. He's absolutely, definitely, positively wrong now. The brief, shocked, brush of lips back in the wax museum was barely a taster. Barely a glimpse of the real thing. Not even close to a sample of the luxury. From the moment she pressed her lips against his, Adrien was hit with an outstanding overwhelm of fervour, tenderness and sweetness. His body instinctively shuddered as a pleasant fire seeped from her mouth to his and then coursed through the veins of the rest of his body, his hand that was clutching his precious good luck charm gift from Marinette then loosening its grip and automatically reaching for her cheek. His piano fingers dug into the locks of one of her ponytails, entangling them. 'If this really is a dream, then please, don't wake me up,' The sensation was slightly odd and just, indescribable at the same time. Yet, the more he tasted that strawberry gloss, the more her lips moved against his, the further he fell in love, addicted to the sugar that he's craved for so long. His red-tipped ears were oblivious to the class' whoops and cheers, his heart crashing against his chest louder than ever and the feel of hers doing just the same against him had him soaring. 'She never hated me all along, right? This isn't a kiss of hate at all,' But most importantly, the feeling of Marinette's pulse quickening from when his fingertips slid down to meet the side of her sensitive neck, cradling the back of it and the almost inaudible whimper she let out, was branded to his touch and memory like an imprint. 'So this is a real first kiss? Is this what Marinette felt when she kissed me to get rid of Kim's spell? How did she manage to keep her composure around me since then?' Just as Marinette pulled away, her eyes shimmering with wonderful emotions and her lips as beautifully rosy as her cheeks, Adrien couldn't resist and pulled her back in without a beat. As if to make up for all those missed opportunities, all the moments where he could have stolen her breath away and all those unsaid words that surely would have made them happy. They could talk about the reveal and their feelings afterwards in the safety of Marinette's humble balcony without any prying eyes. They could sort out their overwhelming emotions and bask through their memories over that cup of coffee that Adrien now has the confidence to ask her out on. But just for now, the two of them wanted to enjoy their present and make the most of it. 'Sweet, sweet, sweet, she's so sweet...' . . . ~(x)~ A/N: Ah shit it's six am. I'll edit this tomorrow.
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Request; Kombat Krews preferences.
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Below this cut, I answer the age old question, Ass, tits, or thighs? And which ones the Kombat Krew would love the most. I probably forgot some people, but I went with the krew that gets the most requests. So yeah.  Warnings; NSFW below the cut, mentions of nudity, sex and all that smutty goodness. Kano.  GIF does not belong to me. 
·         Kabal; Every part of you? But if he had to choose one, your ass. He is an ass man. If he could get away with it, he would have a hand on it at all times. Loves it when you sit on his lap, when you let him spank you, he’s fucking thanking every deity under the sun. God yes. You’re bent over the kitchen counter, prepare for a cheeky squeeze and slap. He loves to fuck you doggy, just watching your ass bounce up against him. He could die a happy man in those moments. He is totally into spanking. You know he’d leave some marks. He just wants to distract you whilst you’re at work. Because every little sting, is a reminder of last nights fucking. Send him some cheeky snaps of your ass in lingerie and he’ll be going wild. Will have to have a danger wank to keep himself down to earth and not distracted.
·         Kenshi; He fucking loves your thighs. Nothing better than his head in between your thighs, whilst he’s giving you some skill full as fuck oral. Big up if you have thick thighs, because damn he loves them. All thighs are made equal however. He loves them. Loves to feel them. Loves them wrapped around his waist, slightly squeezing his head as he lets you ride his face. Fucking hell. If you’ve got stretch marks on them, do not worry, he loves the feel of them. They tell a story, one he can understand. He fucking loves the texture of them. Kenshi is totally husband material. You cannot tell me otherwise.
·         Erron Black; Chest/tits kind of guy. He loves to cum on your chest, or on your face and watch it drip down onto it. Loves to grab/claw at your chest whilst you’re fucking. He fucking loves it. And is a sucker for your chest. Its on show/low cut top, he’s going to be very distracted. Course he was listening to Kotal, he certainly isn’t staring at your chest and imagining cumming on them.
·         Kitana; She has been always will be an ass woman. She is absolutely mesmerised by it. Will always grab at it when you’re making out. She’ll giggle when you’re doing it. Will love it when you sit on her lap. She loves to be close to you anyway, but with your ass seated so perfectly on her lap. All whilst she’s sat on her throne. Fucking perfection.
·         Jade; She loves thighs. Bonus points if their muscular. Powerful. She’s a sucker. She’s a pretty powerful woman (Dom all the way do not @Me) So, it’d be nice if your thighs were pretty muscular. Just as a little challenge. She loves the feel of them if you’re sitting on her face. Loves to run her fingers up and down and grab them whilst you’re fucking too.
·         Mileena; She is totally a thigh woman. Bonus points if your flexible. God, she wants your thighs gripped around her waist, if you can contort into some pretty fucking wild positions, whilst you’re fucking. That’s a bonus. Mileena screams dom (To me) so she will love to grip your thighs as she’s giving you oral, holding you in her grip, because if you buck up she will stop. She’s such a fucking tease. Loves to leave marks on your thighs, is a sucker for biting and leaving marks on your inner thighs.
·         Kotal Kahn; Sex is not something taboo to him, he’s not going to be coy and shy about him loving your chest. He will be outright with it when you ask him. Doesn’t matter the size, shape or anything. He is a sucker for them. Loves to nip your collars, before teasing your nipples. Loves the feel of them in his hands. He’s a pretty big guy, big hands, so he feels pretty powerful against you. He’s always so gentle with you though. But yeah, he would love to cum on your chest. Making a mess of you, but in his opinion, you look like a piece of art.
·         Sub Zero (Kuai Liang); He wants to say something romantic and cheesy, because he hates been vulgar. But if he had to choose, he would have to say he’s more of a thighs guy. Once more bonus if there on the thicker/muscular side. He loves to grip and grab them, leaving frosted hand marks on your skin. He doesn’t mean to mark you, because that would be slightly uncouth. But he doesn’t mind that there. The feeling of your thighs and legs wrapped around his waist as he fucks you, is enough to drive the usually calm and collect Grandmaster, absolutely fucking wild.
·         Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi); He wants to be like Kuai, why does everything have to be so fucking vulgar? He wants to say your chest, because it covers your heart. But the Scorpion side of him, wants to say your ass. He has a thing for your hips and your hip area, so by extension he loves your ass. He loves to grab it when he’s fucking you, loves to watch his cock bury into it when he’s fucking you doggy. Isn’t opposed to spanking, his hands are warm, and he has the potential to leave marks. Marks that mean you won’t be able to sit comfortably for a few days. If you’re down for that. That’s more of his Scorpion side, Hanzo still isn’t opposed to some light spanking however. Kinky fucking man.
·         Bi-Han; He is a tits/chest kind of guy. He fucking loves them. Loves to cum on them as well. Because he is a filthy man deep down. Rise, Rebel, resist, cum on tits. (Sorry) He loves to nip and leave hickeys on your chest, loves to mark you. I headcanon this is his kink, but he’s heavily into choking whilst fucking you. Such a kinky fucker. And he loves leaving frosty handprints on your chest. God, he loves it.
·         Raiden; Imagine asking this question ‘Breast, thighs” and he thinks you’re talking about chicken. Moving on. Raiden likes to think he’s above all of this discourse. He loves your waist (As mentioned in his NSFW alphabet) but if he had to choose between the three, he is a sucker for thighs. Loves to feel them. Whether their wrapped around his waist, or you’re hovering over his face, whilst he gives you oral. He doesn’t give a shit. He loves them. Loves to grab at them, paw at them and feel how soft they are against his hands.
·         Dark Raiden; Dark Raiden on the other hand, is above all of this but he won’t deny that your ass is fucking divine. He is totally into spanking and marking. Not afraid to leave welts on your ass, reminding you, who you belong to. You’re fucking a god. You swear when he spanks you, you can feel a slight electrical sting on impact. Maybe its just you. He’ll love to grab it, holding you still, whilst he fucks up into you. God It feels so soft in his hands. He is obsessed with it. Loves to pull out and cum on your ass, watching as it drips down, impressed that you can withstand the fucking of a God.
·         Rain; He is an ass guy. 100% he’s a sucker for seeing it clad in lingerie. He’ll also love for you to give him a lap dance, just so he can squeeze your ass and slap it. Is more than okay with having you sat, near naked, on his fully clothed lap. He loves to feel you against him. Wiggle those hips and your ass for him, and he will be ready to take you there and then, if you so desire. He isn’t opposed to leaving a few bite marks on it either, and spanking is totally on the cards for him.
·         Kung Lao; This poor cinnamon bun loves all of you. Every inch. Don’t make him choose! He’ll feign difficulty in choosing, but after some begging from you, he’ll finally reveal he is a sucker for your chest area. He does love to tease you and isn’t opposed to leaving gentle nip marks on the top of your chest. He also, loves to watch them bounce, mesmerised as you ride him. He’s totally a bit of a bottom, so he’s down for watching your chest as you fuck him. Certainly not why he’s more of a sub… it totally is.
·         Liu Kang; He hasn’t really thought about his preferences before. Who has the time!? Not when he’s training, and you know, being the fucking chosen one. Anyway, the chosen one, would love your ass. If that’s fine with you. He loves it. Will bite his lip whenever you bend over in front of him. Yeah sure Raiden, whatever you want man. He was totally listening. He’s not craning his neck to see if you’re bent over. Him and Scorpion are fucking bros on this. It’s just like Booty? Booty. Once got drunk and discussed it. Why they like it and it all started with “So I’m an ass guy… is that weird?” With Hanzo reassuring him like “I am a shameless one too” Will love to grip it whilst you’re fucking.
·         Kano; Himself. He’s a cunt. Don’t do it. Stay the fuck away. But on a serious note, he’s in ass man. He just reads, I like ass and smell like ass. Sorry guys. I don’t make the rules.
·         Skarlet; She’s a chest and tits kind of woman. She loves to watch them, enraptured by every moment, every blemish. Perfection in her eyes. She loves to mark that area up. Your chest is attached to your collar bones, which is attached to your neck. Ergo, she loves that whole area. That, and your chest houses your heart, such a powerful muscle. She’ll love to press her hand over it, listening to it beat as you both fuck. You’ve such a strong heart. And it belongs to her.
·         Johnny Cage; What doesn’t Johnny Cage like? He loves every part of you. But if he had to choose, and I mean, you had to make him choose. He’d probably have to say your thighs. He was married to Sonya. Of course, he fucking loves thighs. Do not @ me. Is a sucker for a powerful woman, and there’s just something about a woman in thigh highs that gets him going. Will love it when you wrap your thighs around his waist whilst he’s fucking you. Makes him feel needed and a little bit in control, but at the same time submissive, because your thighs could squeeze him at any time. Fucking squeeze him, because he’s a sucker for that. The tighter the better, because damn does it feel intense, like he’s fucking you so good you have to hold onto him with a vice grip.
·         Sonya Blade; Sonya loves your chest/tits. She’s always had a soft spot for them. General Blade doesn’t tolerate distractions; but the way that Uniform you totally didn’t borrow, is clinging to you in all the right places. May just make her distracted. She’ll never let on though. You could be leaning forward, giving her a good view of that area, and she will stand stoic and proud… until everyone leaves, and she has to fuck you there and then. Soldier, you ready for a workout? Because you’re going to feel like you’ve run a million laps by the time she’s through. Damn does she love you.
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kissmekissme-calum · 6 years
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Let’s Flirt, Let’s Drink, Let’s Kiss - Poe Dameron
Word Count : 1462
Requested : Yes, 
Anonymous said:Can you do a Poe dameron x reader where the reader and Poe constantly flirt and argue but jokingly, until they get drunk and accidentally kiss
Enjoy! Keep sending those requests in!
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A typical day repairing X-Wings, almost. There was one X-Wing that came in that you didn’t even know how it got back to base, let alone how the pilot came back in one piece, as soon as you saw it, you knew who it belonged to.
Commander Poe Dameron.
Poe was always reckless out there, he was smart and quick, but could get very cocky and throw himself into situations where he’ll come out the worse for the wear. Whatever he did to make his X-Wing look like this was beyond your wildest imagination.
“Only an idiot would trash his X-Wing like this.” You say to yourself as you step onto a ladder to reach the bottom of the controls, making sure that you would be able to fix them, it didn’t look pretty. “Absolutely stupid!” you snarl and hear laughter, you turn, barely avoiding being hit by a stray wire that kept sending out little sparks.
Poe Dameron stood in his piloting suit, staring up at his X-Wing. “Talking about me are you?”
You take a few steps down from the ladder and look at him, pointing up to the X-Wing. “You know with all the damage that you cause to this poor thing, I’m surprised the General lets you keep it. This is the best ship we have, and for some reason it always comes back looking worse than you.”
“That’s a good thing.”
You went back to your repairs as Poe takes a seat near your tool box. “Depends on who you ask, wouldn’t mind you coming back needing to be patched up and in surgery for hours.”
“Ouch, burn.” He laughed through a mouthful of food, throwing a couple pieces at you while he was at it. “That has happened, before you got here.”
“Damn.” You replaced a wire. “I missed all the good things. I knew I should’ve came on an earlier cruiser.”
“Want to see me in pain that bad, or just see me look like a hero, all bandaged up, all rugged…” He trailed off before his eyes lit up, jumping off the crate and running so that he was face to face with you through the ladder rings. “You want to take care of me? See me all hurt like that, make me look sexier ,huh?”
You flicked his forehead with your hand that wasn’t occupied by wires. “Nice try, Dameron, not going to get me like that.”
“Oh damn.” He laughed and went back to his crate while you finished patching up his X-Wing. “Maybe one of these times I’ll help you fix it.”
“Don’t need help from the one who breaks it, that’d be counterproductive don’t you think?” Wringing your hands clean and dry with a rag, you finished with your repairs. “It’s good as new right now, the wires were the last I had to fix, not sure how, but they were all replaceable and your X-Wing will fly another day.”
Poe clapped his hands then clapped you on the back. “Thank you, what would I do without the savior of the X-Wings?” He kissed your cheek and pulled back, looking up at his X-Wing with pride and joy, you, meanwhile felt the warmth of the kiss on your cheek, it burned your cheeks red. You had to put that aside though, you and Poe may flirt once in a while and playfully bicker, but, a romance with him was the last thing this Resistance needed.
“Don’t know about you, but I’m feeling like I need a drink.” You say and leave the hangar, heading to the bar that was close to your room. You’d felt like you needed a drink before you fixed his X-Wing but after that kiss on the cheek, something he’s never done before, and didn’t even look shocked that he did, it made you feel weird. You couldn’t look at him now without your mind wandering off to some far off galaxy where you loved Poe, you two were together, little kids running around. You shook your head fiercely, stumbling a bit, earning a worried glance from Poe, but kept walking to get a drink.
To Poe, it looked like you already had a drink or two but knew you hadn’t, so he just watched you carefully, lovingly, caringly. Then as if he had not just seen you do it, shook his own head, making his hair fall into his eyes, stumble, regather himself and join you at the bar.
The two of you grabbed a booth, ordered your normal, waited for your drinks to come, all the while, sitting in silence. It was a comfortable silence though. Once the waiter had put down your drinks, Poe cleared his throat, lifting his up high. “To the greatest mechanic on base! Fixing up my X-Wings after I nearly demolish them!”
You laugh and lift yours as well. “And to the greatest pilot in the Resistance, thank you for making sure I still have a job!”
A clink of your glasses started the first of many rounds for you two. Even the waiter lost track of how many times he’d replaced your drinks. The two of you were laughing so loud at everything, whether it be actually funny, or just looking at each other through your blurry eyes. Either way, it was a time the both of you needed more than you knew.
Through your blurry eyes and slurred speech you saw Poe and oh man did he look good, maybe even the best you’d ever seen him. “You. Are. Cute.” You mumble through hiccups, finishing with a giggle. “You. Cute. You know?”
He laughed at your words. “You. Too. Lips, they’re bootiful.” Yeah Poe couldn’t speak when drunk, his eyes somehow were able to focus on you slightly, looking at your lips, nodding. “Yeah, lips look good.”
You leaned across the table, your stomach lying on it completely, you looked like a bird that was trying to fly and not a graceful one either. “Then do something…” you gulped down whatever was in your mouth, looking at him again. “…About it.”
So he did. You did most of the work, leaning towards him that all Poe had to do was lift his face slightly, pressing his lips gently on yours.
That kiss almost sobered you both up, almost. The kiss lasted a couple minutes, breaths in between along with some hiccups, but it was a true kiss, slow and passionate. When you pulled apart, still fuzzed up, you smirked at him. “My room?”
He nodded and with some help from the other patrons in the bar, you two were able to get to your room in one piece. Once inside, you tried to make it to the bed, but you each took a step, fell onto the floor and passed out for the night.
When the morning came, you were both still on the floor, you were curled into Poe’s side, head in his neck, his arm around you. Your eyes opened slowly, a headache pounding, you saw him. Then moments from the night before came back slightly. “We kissed.” You breathed out, removing yourself from Poe who woke at your movements, blinking life back into reality. “Poe, we kissed last night.”
“We did?” his voice came out hoarse, clearly he had a headache too. He stood up, probably too fast, and fell back down, you put a hand on his chest when he gave up on standing back up.
“Yeah, my lipstick is not only on your lips but it’s on the rim of your shirt, collar and by your pants. What did we do?”
Poe smiled slightly. “Well we’re both still dressed, clearly nothing too stupid. But I don’t regret the kiss, I kind of remember it, but I dreamed about kissing you for so long, last night’s kiss just blended in on my dream kisses.”
Your eyes lit up at that. “You dreamed about kissing me?”
“Everyday, why do you think I come and bug the living hell out of you when you fix my X-Wing. I like spending time with you, I like you, think I love you but probably way too soon to say that and clearly, I am still drunk because I cannot shut up right now.” The world still spun around Poe for a few hours.
You leaned down gently back on the floor and resumed the position you were in when you woke up. “Well, let’s sleep it off for a few more hours, we’ll talk more when we don’t to throw up when we stand.”
“Yeah.” He breathed, already nearly out cold. “Let’s do that.”
And with that, your eyes closed as well. It was time to sleep off that hangover, and dream about a life with Poe.
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about me + bias list
 hi there, I’m jewel :)
she/her/hers ・ 20 ・ kpop (writing) blog
Yes, Jewel is my real name although my parents admit I was supposed to be named elizabeth but changed their minds last minute after I was born how cute and I’m currently in university. I study political science and japanese for those wondering (because yes, I am japanese and it’s helpful when you live in hawaii to have that degree yk?). If any of this stuff is even mildly interesting and you have any curiosities, pls feel free to ask me!
I try to write some things when I can, so feel free to take a look at my masterlist. I also read A LOT of fics on this site, so also peep my recs if you feel like it. Warning: its mostly fluff and angst and almost always includes smut but there’s some really good stuff worth reading still! 
Feel free to talk to me :) i don’t have any kpop friends irl :( all my friends are locals smh 
I try my hardest to be active as much as possible but it’s taken me over a year to finally get used to tumblr lol marklee and i both struggle with complex technology i guess Of course, there are times when I get busy with college and will probably seem to drop off the face of the planet exam season kills but now that I’ve been in quarantine for a month, I figured now is the best time to start building an active tumblr routine. 
That’s all for now! Keep reading below for my bias list :)
xoxo, jewel <3
Bias List 
Before I begin, I will warn that this is basically a giant NCT shxtpost. With LOTS of hyperlinks for educational purposes and absolute crackhead-ery. I’ll eventually make a separate list for other groups I stan, but this blog is mainly NCT and this is already so long so I’ll leave it as this. Enjoy!
Biases are bolded in the beginning of each unit, so you can skip everything after if you don’t wanna see my ramblings following it.
A/N: After biasing nearly every member in NCT/WayV I’ve settled for now on my biases for each unit. This will most likely rotate fairly regularly as I literally fall in love with a different member every day cited here. solo stan? I don’t know her.
ULT
Jaehyun  *ahem excuse me i mean* 
Johnny Suh, it’s official. Don’t know how to explain, but I love everything about him. In the end, it’s always him. damn i sound like y/n thoughts but istg it’s true From SM Rookies to NCT Life to MV behinds, he’s the one. But I’ve also come to realize that I find myself most relatable to him as a person and I think that’s why no one else can trump him wow narcissist much jewel It’s kind of just my gut feeling. It also helps that hes the fluffiest tall, muscular tight booty hottie on the planet. See this black on black dance practice for further scientific explanation even in this jaehyun trying to wreck me so badddddd
Not gonna lie, I HAD IT BAD FOR MARK LEE still do and yet Johnny overcame that. If mark lee were my first love, johnny is my soulmate.
UPDATE! 
Lee Jeno has officially been added to the ult list. *See the entirety of my april activity on my sns accounts if you would like to see how this happened haha :)
NCT U  
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im in love with him bc he literally reminds me of my boyfriend -- i like chill guys ok
Taeil is my little teddy bear who looks great in red hair and has a voice form heaven. Evidence? Here you go. He didn’t stand out to me much in the beginning because I was either deaf or blind but after Chain, the game was OVER. +moon taeil in shorts?? serve them thighs honey. Love you bebe tomato <3
BUT Doyoung is the #1 bias wrecker here because have you seen his cover of beautiful on masked singer?? have you?? if not, let me educate you. Also his collab with Sejeong?? Literally the cutest MV ever, perfect for Christmas, listened to it every year since it’s release.
Listen to Coming Home - NCT U for further scientific evidence that NCT has top vocals in the kpop industry.
NCT 127
THE Jung Jaehyun. For reasons that need no explanation. but ill give it anyway smh
After watching the performance of herin and jaehyun singing a whole new world I knew that was it for me. (I still watch it once a month for my jaehyun-related health and to honor SM’s biggest loss, seo herin and ji hansol but thats for another conversation) back to jaehyun His vocals are unique in NCT and bring a nice color to their songs, the man looks good in literally anything, and I’ll probably say this about every member, but I love his dance style--body rolls for days sis. Definitely my ideal type, which my boyfriend is 100% aware of; no secrets in my relationship ofc which explains the wreckage. Pretty sure 81% of the fandom gets wrecked by him daily, so I think I’ll stop here. 
NCT Dream 
Renjun.  why? i just think he’s neat but no really, it was this performance (ok actually this got me ALL SORTS OF WRECKED) and this fancam that had me falling in love with him but were gonna ignore the fact that I get bias wrecked DAILY by all the other members  GOd-tier vocals, personality for daysssssss, variety KING HUANG RENJUN. Safe to claim that I go into renjun feels about 3x a week. Check my twitter for proof. +dnyl renjun was a blessing and I sometimes cant believe that it actually happened. How do I explain?? He’s literally the best boy, but when he gets all worked up....let’s stop there before I have to go to confession again.
But for fun, lets list why I have biased every dream member at some point shall we? (in no particular order) Dream might just be my ult group, songs always bop, members at star quality 
mark- yes i am including mark bc he was the reason i even started stanning dream dreamies leader since mmc days, mentor, A1 rap skills, ad libs go crazy, unparalleled dancing style, hardest worker, cutest watermelon advocate ever, all around amazing person can you tell he used to be my ult? + he’s a good christian boy and my catholic *ss has to confess my sins for being a simp for him 24/7
chenle- vocal GOD, most steady live vocals in kpop, laugh to die for
jeno- i cannot resist his eye smile i wanna cuddle and onstage charisma-2:54 “let’s goooooo” and i alskfdfjlkdldkfa. 
jaemin- “other than my members, i don’t have any friends” and yet he’s literally the most caring and wonderful little puff in existence fight me pls dont im a pacifist 
heachan- idk why but donghyukie feels like he could be my best friend and also cant stop staring at him in their dance practices his body proportions are unreal and his vocal ad libs?? don’t even get me STARTED on heachans vocals
jisung- he is my son, but also my son’s vocals?? MWAH that voice got me second guessing if he’s really my son 
WayV 
Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul another member where it kinda just....happened? In the end I was like “damn, when did you sneaky bugger get in my heart?” He’s got a similar vibe as Johnny AND DO NOT COME FOR MY THROAT FOR SAYING THAT THATS MY OPINION Like Johnny, I see myself in Ten. There are so many reasons why I love Ten, so I’ll make it simple and provide them to you. 
Reason 1 - Performance/dance  he just hit different, he’s THAT good. Reason 2 - vocals the amount his vocals has improved?? UNMATCHED. Reason 3 - INTELLECTUAL (still trying to find the clip of him talking about different kinds of love) Reason 4 - multi-lingual KING ok so this vid is him struggling in mandarin, but imagine, you speak thai and english and learn korean to debut and all of a sudden your agency says “ok learn chinese now.” MANDARIN IS ONE OF THE HARDEST LANGUAGES TO LEARN. Reason 5 - bad b*tch he just radiates bad bitxh energy in everything he does, and I appreciate a bad bitxh
BUT I love wayv’s chaotic energy and chemistry so much that I literally love them all dreamies watch out 
+special shoutout to xiaojuns vocals in Love Talk
+kun being a dimpled zaddy (jaehyun&kun type CONFIRMED)
+lucas holding binoculars like THAT @ 1:10
+yangx2 doing THIS (prepare to be blown away)
+hendery being a the best teacher 
+winwin BEING WINWIN THE DANCE GOD 
+winwin AGAIN and with Ten here i don’t even think i have to say that i tweeted about this everyday for a month and im still not over it. This specific dance really allowed winwin to shine even though ten is my bias. It really allowed others to see the fruit of his classical training even in modern dance which he never trained in. Not gonna be repetitive and SCREAM  say that he’s underrated, because we all know that already. Just show winwin some love, ok? thank you.
And so finally, we’ve reached the end. Phew, this took me almost 5 hours to put together because I definitely got carried away. For those who made it all the way to the end, thank you, I love you. It’s so messy and I don’t have the mental capacity to do anymore editing but I hope you got something from this massive post <3 Feel free to let me know what you think! xoxo, jewel
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g33ki5ch1cuniverse · 7 years
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SLBP Questions!
Tagged by @a-night-on-polaris this is gonna be long XD and very good questions! 1- Name one (just one) thing that you can’t resist from each lord. Nobunaga - his smile idk why but that way he smiles to show his kindness even behind harsh words really gets me Mitsuhide - understanding nature (I too am a mother hen XD) Saizo - his sarcasm/dry wit Yukimura - his purity Masamune - his love idk if that makes sense like he is so absolutely precious and devoted and caring like it's so beautiful and amazing Kojuro - passion, he loves his country and his lord and he is 110% A++ husband material like you can be my baby daddy and I will call you daddy Hideyoshi - he is always trying to make others happy Inuchiyo - when he blushes I die it's so cute omfg save me I love puppies Ieyasu - I don't know him that well :/ Mitsunari - intellect Shingen - when he purrs *is ded* Kenshin - his prose (slay me with beautiful words pretty boy) 
2- Make your perfect ‘FrankenLord’ picking things from everywhere on slbp (if you like you can use npc things too) I am going to make some things up based on my personal hc's XD Nobunaga - abs (wrestlers abs ladies are a gift from above) Mitsuhide - laugh (based on his sprite it's definitely a dorky one) Saizo - skills *^* he wrote the book yall Yukimura - eyes Masamune - sweetness Kojuro - legs idk I just feel this way fite me irl Jk XD but seriously Hideyoshi - hands idk I just feel like he has hidden skills he's too smooth not too Inuchiyo - shoulders and arms he's got the biggest spear around and that takes some serious biceps and triceps to maneuver ;) I am a huge sucker for biceps irl like they are hug pillows and I just want to nom.....wut....DON'T JUDGE ME Ieyasu - his hair (from what I've read and heard it's magically fluffy) Mitsunari - Booty (he got dat manju butt) Shingen - his not-so-little lord (Yukimura even finds it something to aspire to and it's a big one) and his hips I will worship those abs and waist and I know he has a sexy voice his VA isn't exactly my type but he purrs yall I am shook in my head it's heaven Kenshin - grace just the way he carries himself and speaks makes me swoon Shigezane - smile lol this man's smile can clear any cloud formation Nagamasa - face omg cut me with those cheek bones gorgeous 
3- Tell me which is your sweetest memory from slbp *SPOILER* When Shingen and MC make love after they're reunited in the divine ending Oh my sweet baby jesus I cried my eyes out for like 3 hours after I marathoned his last chapter and epilogue dear God the feels 
4- Choose one (yes, just one) ‘fandom friend’ and match her to a lord who isn’t her favorite. Explain your decision I think this means like someone from tumblr? Sooooo I'm going to match Meowle with Kojuro! I know she loves Masa but they have that in common! XD I feel like he is debonair and mature and smart and full of sin just like Meowle is (have you read her fanfics yall...gold I tell you, gold) but as much as they can be naughty they are very smart and excellent writers ^^ I just like this pairing XD plus can you imagine Meowle putting Daddy Kojuro in some lace neglige and just perfection 
5- Did you take anything from Slbp in your daily life? (tattoos, nailart, pictures in your room, the name of your childrens/pets, whatever) I have stuffed tiger named Harunobu, I'm working on making plushies of the lords, I have a closed species OC that's taiyaki themed I named Shiki (Shigezane and Ichthys love taiyaki) ;) 
6- If the magistrate were the only man on earth but you could put on him ONE thing from your fav lord… Would you take him? (you cant say: ‘his whole body’ or ‘his entire personality’) This is just cruel :/ idk maybe Mitsuhide's practicality? Then at least he would be able to figure out wtf to do about the end of humanity? Kenshin's silver tongue? So he wouldn't sound so vile and I could blind myself to take care of the rest XD this would never really work for me bc of the prologue. One of my triggers is abuse and noncon like legit noncon (flirtation or confusion which then is mitigated does not apply) I'm talking the whole marry me or I'll send your brother to his death and burn down your family business and make you and your mother homeless thing I would not get over that....if that's all that's left of the human race we're doomed anyway....also (as a scientist) one male cannot repopulate a species....so I'd rather spend time with Oishi in a sexual way than that slime (low key high key gay for Oichi which is why I call her Oishi which means delicious in Japanese) *the more you knowww* 
7- In reverse now. If you wake up one morning and discover that your Lord suddenly has the face of the magistrate but everything else is the same (his body, his hair, his attitude, his personality, everything the same, less his face). What would you do? I would (in modern times) take him to a plastic surgeon to help him. If that's cheating I would still love him anyway, it would just take time to adjust XD 
8- Summarize your fav Lord in 5 words. Shingen - Passionate Loving Honorable Mature Strong 
9- If you could give your Lord a son/daughter, how would you name your baby? Well...in an event story Shingen names a baby Makoto so there's that, I haven't finished his noble ending so don't tell me! XD but if I had a child with Shingen if it was a boy I would pick either Takashi or Masaru. For a girl either Tsubaki or Hikari. ^^ I like names with powerful meanings. 
10- How do you imagine your MC for your Lord? 
 Soo I'm a self shipper XD Also, Shingen is my favorite BECAUSE of how well I feel I fit with him. Like in some cases I don't agree with any options for MC, but in Shingen's main story I was finding most of what I thought I would want to do was a choice, and that Shingen liked my choices too XD Also his story had just the right mix of emotions for my taste and just yes XD. So my MC for my lord Shingen is me! Salty, strong, understanding, independent, and self sacrificing 11- If you play another game (otome or not), which character would you include on Slbp? (ex. 'X’ from 'gameXX’ would be the lost brother of Shingen and blah blah blah) Ok so this is kinda weird but follow me...so there's a KBTBB substory in the Edo period, I would love to see the bidders from that substory in a crossover story with SLBP XD specifically Edo!Eisuke meeting the lords! Oh goodness he and Nobunaga would either be best friends or quite possibly best frenemies XD I have asked the 11 questions of others before so I have a different idea! One question with a lot of points XD My favorite hc to think about is what songs characters would strip to! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So for all the lords and as many npc's you can think of: what song would they strip to? Bonus points for characters from other voltage apps XD You don't have to answer if you don't want to, and if you aren't tagged but want to answer please do!!! XD @bloody-geisha @viridian99 @guacameowle @lou-the-mudkip @thexgoddessxofxfate @singokumaiden @suzunesays @cottonballwithmustache @daeva-agas @chaedaye @danielleslauter @a-night-on-polaris
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Booty Quotes
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A Woman’s work is never Done! • Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. My mama, she told me don’t worry about your size. She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night. Yeah I won’t be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll, so if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and move along. – Meghan Trainor • Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. – Adrienne Bailon • For women, marriages foreclosed often resulted in an accumulation of booty; for men, these failed projects of implausible optimism were more likely to manifest themselves in material lack. It was hard to resist the metaphorical impression that women got to keep the past itself, whereas men were simply robbed of it. – Lionel Shriver • Here she was, a women who could bolt-load a crossbow in under a second, put half a dozen long arrows in the air in fewer than five, blade a target dead through the sweet spot at six meters, on the run, on an off day; and yet knitting a pair of baby booties seemed completely beyond her power. – Justin Cronin • His sumptuous tents, and those of his satraps, afforded an immense booty to the conqueror; and an incident is mentioned which proves the rustic but martial ignorance of the legions in the elegant superfluities of life. A bag of shining leather, filled with pearls, fell into the hands of a private soldier; he carefully preserved the bag, but he threw away its contents, judging that whatever was of no use could not possibly be of any value. – Edward Gibbon • I ain’t no movie star, man. I’m a booty star. – Richard Pryor • I appreciate the female foot, but I’ve never said that I have a foot fetish. But I am a lower track guy. I like legs’ I like booties’. I have a black male sexuality. – Quentin Tarantino • I do not see how it’s possible to have a “friends with benefits” lifestyle, because if the sex is great, it’s going to naturally expand into a more meaningful relationship. Otherwise, it’s just a booty call. – Jenna Elfman • I don’t have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there’s nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me. – Scott Steiner • I feel like my figure is a challenge because I’m quite flat chested but I’ve got a booty so I’ve got to look for the right things. – Ellie Goulding • I honestly really, really love Topshop. I’ve bought a lot of booties from there. I think they have a great selection of really funky booties at Topshop. – Adrienne Bailon • I honestly really, really love Topshop. I’ve bought a lot of booties from there. I think they have a great selection of really funky booties at Topshop. My splurge would be a pair of leather Christian Louboutin over-the-knee boots. They’re sick! I would do a really stretchy skinny jean under a black turtleneck and call it a day! – Adrienne Bailon • I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style. – Sanjaya Malakar • I like Pirate’s Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. – Queen Latifah • I see no women out here, and you’re chanting about a male organ, now tell me who’s the fruit bootie? – John Layfield • I shake my booty all the time! It’s the best workout! – Ashlee Simpson • I think some dogs may like the attention of being dressed up by their humans because they interpret it as affection, but unless it’s something that you’ve made the dog used to from the time it was a puppy, it’s probably going to always feel a little weird and unnatural to the dog. This doesn’t mean I think people should never dress their dogs up as long as they do it for the right reasons. If you’re putting booties and a coat on your dog to protect it from the weather, then that’s a pretty legitimate reason. – Cesar Millan • I was in a very fancy, high-end boutique where the sales associates stand around like mannequins. I walked in and the first thing they said was, “Ooh it smells like booty in here” because they knew me from Scream Queens. – Niecy Nash • I’d love to be in the ’70s. I’d love to have a big, long wig parted down the middle with flat-ironed hair and bell-bottoms. They’re actually very flattering for my figure. The wider the leg, the better for a person with a booty. – Sarah Paulson • If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve gotta tap that booty. – Betty White • If you got a booty, you’re going to dance to disco, funk, you know, whatever’s going on. Funk is going to be involved in it. – George Clinton • If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch. – Shaquille O’Neal • I’m Cuban, so I like a bit of curve. I just want my booty to have a little lift! – Odette Annable • Im going to be shaking my booty when Im 55. – Natalie Merchant • I’m not a corny-ass booty freak! I’m the greatest musician of all-time. – Kanye West • It is when Pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves. – William Bolitho • It’s about giving the people what they want. So many people have told me that they’ve made love to my records so what I’ve delivered this time is an album about sex. Pretty much every song has that theme. Straight no chasers, it’s booty music! – Tyrese Gibson • It’s frustrating me – that booty is gonna sag at some point. And if you allow enough people to come inside your physical space, they leave traces. – Jill Scott • It’s kind of cool—and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty. – Naya Rivera • Ive always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I still had the booty. In Hollywoods eyes, the perfect women has to be a stick figure, tall, blonde hair, with big boobs. – Coco Austin • Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn’t really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious. – J. B. Smoove
• Like your booty don’t stink. – LL Cool J • Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They’ve gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it. – Britney Spears • Move over just a bit to the right of me, For I cannot see Where the booty is. – The jersey • Nicki Minaj has a better booty; but I have better shoes. – Rihanna • Nothing retains less of desire in art, in science, than this will to industry, booty, possession. – Other Breton • Now a writer can make himself a nice career while he is alive by espousing a political cause, working for it, making a profession of believing in it, and if it wins he will be very well placed. All politics is a matter of working hard without reward, or with a living wage for a time, in the hope of booty later. A man can be a Fascist or a Communist and if his outfit gets in he can get to be an ambassador or have a million copies of his books printed by the Government or any of the other rewards the boys dream about. – Ernest Hemingway • Nowadays, it’s good to eat the booty like groceries, but back then, going down on a woman was sort of “Ew.” – Jensen Carp • One only wishes Wayne LaPierre and his NRA board of directors could be drafted to some of these scenes, where they would be required to put on booties and rubber gloves and help clean up the blood, the brains, and the chunks of intestine still containing the poor wads of half-digested food that were some innocent bystander’s last meal. – Stephen King • Other people write about the bling and the booty. I write about the pus and the gnats. To me, that’s beautiful. – Vic Chesnutt • Party politics in modern democratic society means pandering to a wide variety of different groups and sympathizing with their often quite base motives, such as revenge, power, booty, and spoils, to maintain the necessary level of support. – Randal Marlin • People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that’s not dangerous for them. There’s a lot of poisonous stuff that they’re putting in a lot of that food, those by-products. – Ellen DeGeneres • Pop stars are sending the message that their sexuality is the strongest thing they have to offer, and that’s confusing and misleading to girls and women, especially since there’s not enough of a counterbalance from those who rely on their other assets, like their music. Also, with the new obsession with all things “booty,” it’s important that women – and it’s often women of color – aren’t turned into mere caricatures. Right now it’s: “Bend over.” That’s all people want to see. That’s crazy. It’s so far from where we should be. – Santigold • Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it’s art, prayer, or booty call, the humpback song is an amazing thing to experience firsthand, and I suspect that even once the science of it is put to bed, it will remain, as long as they sing, magic. – Christopher Moore • She had a big ole booty, I was doing my duty. – LL Cool J • Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty – mmm mmm. – Christopher Titus • Someone should make a Kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty. – Diplo • Soul ties. The thing that can make you hear an old-school slow jam and think of somebody you haven’t seen in years. Soul ties. The thing that makes old people who’ve been together for years finish each other’s sentences. Don’t you wish mama had told you when you were young that, when you lie with someone, you lie not just with her body but also with her soul? And whatever condition the other person’s soul is in, you are guaranteed to take a piece with you—whether you want to or not. Instead of being amazed at her booty, you should have focused on her mind. – Kirk Franklin • The Americans may think they have ‘liberated’ Baghdad but the tens of thousands of thieves – they came in families and cruised the city in trucks and cars searching for booty – seem to have a different idea what liberation means. – Robert Fisk • The art of using troops is this: ……When ten to the enemy’s one, surround him; ……When five times his strength, attack him; ……If double his strength, divide him; ……If equally matched you may engage him; ……If weaker numerically, be capable of withdrawing; ……And if in all respects unequal, be capable of eluding him, ……….for a small force is but booty for one more powerful. – Sun Tzu • The majority of the so-called great powers have long been exploiting and enslaving a whole series of small and weak peoples. And the imperialist war is nothing other than a war for the division and redivision of this kind of booty. – Vladimir Lenin • We be sticking pill up girl’s booty, too! – Lil Boosie • What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. – Pippa Middleton • What is missing in a lot of urban music is perspective. You hear a lot of regurgitated perspective. It’s a lot of: out at the club. Had drinks. Patrón. Big booties. It’s this regurgitated idea of living in this, I don’t know, one-night-stand moment that always starts at the club and Patrón. And so perspective, perspective, perspective is what I’m an advocate of. – Miguel • When I discovered Gil Scott-Heron, I discovered a musical hero, a man who spoke baritone truth to power over jazzy funk at a time when funky music was primarily about shake, shake, shaking your booty. – Will Hermes • Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly? – Jemaine Clement • You can call me gay or a tutti-frutti But I won’t touch it until I know whose booty – Erick Sermon • You have a responsibility to your work, to your choices. Once you get to a certain level of quality and commitment, you don’t want to go back and make Booty Call 7. – Jamie Foxx • You know me. It’s my duty to please that booty. – Samuel L. Jackson
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• Actually, the challenge I’ve always had is being too thin, so I love that now I have a booty, and obviously I love showing my cleavage. – Christina Aguilera • As a notorious multi-tasker, I love exercise that serves several purposes. I ride my bike to work, do yoga to relax, and go out dancing to get my booty-shaking on! – Karla Cheatham Mosley • At the moment I am looking into astrology, which seems indispensable for a proper understanding of mythology. There are strange and wondrous things in these lands of darkness. Please, don’t worry about my wanderings in these infinitudes. I shall return laden with rich booty for our knowledge of the human psyche. – Carl Jung
jQuery(document).ready(function($) var data = action: 'polyxgo_products_search', type: 'Product', keywords: 'Booty', orderby: 'rand', order: 'DESC', template: '1', limit: '68', columns: '4', viewall:'Shop All', ; jQuery.post(spyr_params.ajaxurl,data, function(response) var obj = jQuery.parseJSON(response); jQuery('#thelovesof_booty').html(obj); jQuery('#thelovesof_booty img.swiper-lazy:not(.swiper-lazy-loaded)' ).each(function () var img = jQuery(this); img.attr("src",img.data('src')); img.addClass( 'swiper-lazy-loaded' ); img.removeAttr('data-src'); ); ); ); • Baby booty, juicy fruity, truck stop cutie, road side beauty, I’m in love with you. – James Taylor • Belgarath and Garion effortlessly hurdled over the driftwood and loped off into the fog. “It’s going to be a wet day,” Garion noted soundlessly as he ran alongside the great silver wolf. “Your fur won’t melt.” “I know, but my paws get cold when they’re wet.” “I’ll have Durnik make you some little booties.” “That would be absolutely ridiculous, Grandfather,” Garion said indignantly. – David Eddings • Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I’m just a booty star. – Richard Pryor • Boys like a little more booty to hold at night. – Meghan Trainor • Brushing my Grilzz Before I Booty Pop. A Woman’s work is never Done! • Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top. My mama, she told me don’t worry about your size. She says boys like a little more booty to hold at night. Yeah I won’t be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll, so if that’s what you’re into then go ahead and move along. – Meghan Trainor • Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. – Adrienne Bailon • For women, marriages foreclosed often resulted in an accumulation of booty; for men, these failed projects of implausible optimism were more likely to manifest themselves in material lack. It was hard to resist the metaphorical impression that women got to keep the past itself, whereas men were simply robbed of it. – Lionel Shriver • Here she was, a women who could bolt-load a crossbow in under a second, put half a dozen long arrows in the air in fewer than five, blade a target dead through the sweet spot at six meters, on the run, on an off day; and yet knitting a pair of baby booties seemed completely beyond her power. – Justin Cronin • His sumptuous tents, and those of his satraps, afforded an immense booty to the conqueror; and an incident is mentioned which proves the rustic but martial ignorance of the legions in the elegant superfluities of life. A bag of shining leather, filled with pearls, fell into the hands of a private soldier; he carefully preserved the bag, but he threw away its contents, judging that whatever was of no use could not possibly be of any value. – Edward Gibbon • I ain’t no movie star, man. I’m a booty star. – Richard Pryor • I appreciate the female foot, but I’ve never said that I have a foot fetish. But I am a lower track guy. I like legs’ I like booties’. I have a black male sexuality. – Quentin Tarantino • I do not see how it’s possible to have a “friends with benefits” lifestyle, because if the sex is great, it’s going to naturally expand into a more meaningful relationship. Otherwise, it’s just a booty call. – Jenna Elfman • I don’t have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there’s nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to have your wife call me for the rest of her life, the big bad booty daddy, so this goes to all my freaks out there, Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, hollar if you hear me. – Scott Steiner • I feel like my figure is a challenge because I’m quite flat chested but I’ve got a booty so I’ve got to look for the right things. – Ellie Goulding • I honestly really, really love Topshop. I’ve bought a lot of booties from there. I think they have a great selection of really funky booties at Topshop. – Adrienne Bailon • I honestly really, really love Topshop. I’ve bought a lot of booties from there. I think they have a great selection of really funky booties at Topshop. My splurge would be a pair of leather Christian Louboutin over-the-knee boots. They’re sick! I would do a really stretchy skinny jean under a black turtleneck and call it a day! – Adrienne Bailon • I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style. – Sanjaya Malakar • I like Pirate’s Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. – Queen Latifah • I see no women out here, and you’re chanting about a male organ, now tell me who’s the fruit bootie? – John Layfield • I shake my booty all the time! It’s the best workout! – Ashlee Simpson • I think some dogs may like the attention of being dressed up by their humans because they interpret it as affection, but unless it’s something that you’ve made the dog used to from the time it was a puppy, it’s probably going to always feel a little weird and unnatural to the dog. This doesn’t mean I think people should never dress their dogs up as long as they do it for the right reasons. If you’re putting booties and a coat on your dog to protect it from the weather, then that’s a pretty legitimate reason. – Cesar Millan • I was in a very fancy, high-end boutique where the sales associates stand around like mannequins. I walked in and the first thing they said was, “Ooh it smells like booty in here” because they knew me from Scream Queens. – Niecy Nash • I’d love to be in the ’70s. I’d love to have a big, long wig parted down the middle with flat-ironed hair and bell-bottoms. They’re actually very flattering for my figure. The wider the leg, the better for a person with a booty. – Sarah Paulson • If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve gotta tap that booty. – Betty White • If you got a booty, you’re going to dance to disco, funk, you know, whatever’s going on. Funk is going to be involved in it. – George Clinton • If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch. – Shaquille O’Neal • I’m Cuban, so I like a bit of curve. I just want my booty to have a little lift! – Odette Annable • Im going to be shaking my booty when Im 55. – Natalie Merchant • I’m not a corny-ass booty freak! I’m the greatest musician of all-time. – Kanye West • It is when Pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves. – William Bolitho • It’s about giving the people what they want. So many people have told me that they’ve made love to my records so what I’ve delivered this time is an album about sex. Pretty much every song has that theme. Straight no chasers, it’s booty music! – Tyrese Gibson • It’s frustrating me – that booty is gonna sag at some point. And if you allow enough people to come inside your physical space, they leave traces. – Jill Scott • It’s kind of cool—and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty. – Naya Rivera • Ive always had a booty even when I was a baby, and when I was in high school and was skinny, I still had the booty. In Hollywoods eyes, the perfect women has to be a stick figure, tall, blonde hair, with big boobs. – Coco Austin • Just broke up with somebody. Well, it wasn’t really a break up, it was a booty call I might have took too serious. – J. B. Smoove
• Like your booty don’t stink. – LL Cool J • Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They’ve gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it. – Britney Spears • Move over just a bit to the right of me, For I cannot see Where the booty is. – The jersey • Nicki Minaj has a better booty; but I have better shoes. – Rihanna • Nothing retains less of desire in art, in science, than this will to industry, booty, possession. – Other Breton • Now a writer can make himself a nice career while he is alive by espousing a political cause, working for it, making a profession of believing in it, and if it wins he will be very well placed. All politics is a matter of working hard without reward, or with a living wage for a time, in the hope of booty later. A man can be a Fascist or a Communist and if his outfit gets in he can get to be an ambassador or have a million copies of his books printed by the Government or any of the other rewards the boys dream about. – Ernest Hemingway • Nowadays, it’s good to eat the booty like groceries, but back then, going down on a woman was sort of “Ew.” – Jensen Carp • One only wishes Wayne LaPierre and his NRA board of directors could be drafted to some of these scenes, where they would be required to put on booties and rubber gloves and help clean up the blood, the brains, and the chunks of intestine still containing the poor wads of half-digested food that were some innocent bystander’s last meal. – Stephen King • Other people write about the bling and the booty. I write about the pus and the gnats. To me, that’s beautiful. – Vic Chesnutt • Party politics in modern democratic society means pandering to a wide variety of different groups and sympathizing with their often quite base motives, such as revenge, power, booty, and spoils, to maintain the necessary level of support. – Randal Marlin • People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that’s not dangerous for them. There’s a lot of poisonous stuff that they’re putting in a lot of that food, those by-products. – Ellen DeGeneres • Pop stars are sending the message that their sexuality is the strongest thing they have to offer, and that’s confusing and misleading to girls and women, especially since there’s not enough of a counterbalance from those who rely on their other assets, like their music. Also, with the new obsession with all things “booty,” it’s important that women – and it’s often women of color – aren’t turned into mere caricatures. Right now it’s: “Bend over.” That’s all people want to see. That’s crazy. It’s so far from where we should be. – Santigold • Regardless of its purpose, the humpback-whale song is the most complex piece of nonhuman composition on earth. Whether it’s art, prayer, or booty call, the humpback song is an amazing thing to experience firsthand, and I suspect that even once the science of it is put to bed, it will remain, as long as they sing, magic. – Christopher Moore • She had a big ole booty, I was doing my duty. – LL Cool J • Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. My dad said, Booty – mmm mmm. – Christopher Titus • Someone should make a Kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty. – Diplo • Soul ties. The thing that can make you hear an old-school slow jam and think of somebody you haven’t seen in years. Soul ties. The thing that makes old people who’ve been together for years finish each other’s sentences. Don’t you wish mama had told you when you were young that, when you lie with someone, you lie not just with her body but also with her soul? And whatever condition the other person’s soul is in, you are guaranteed to take a piece with you—whether you want to or not. Instead of being amazed at her booty, you should have focused on her mind. – Kirk Franklin • The Americans may think they have ‘liberated’ Baghdad but the tens of thousands of thieves – they came in families and cruised the city in trucks and cars searching for booty – seem to have a different idea what liberation means. – Robert Fisk • The art of using troops is this: ……When ten to the enemy’s one, surround him; ……When five times his strength, attack him; ……If double his strength, divide him; ……If equally matched you may engage him; ……If weaker numerically, be capable of withdrawing; ……And if in all respects unequal, be capable of eluding him, ……….for a small force is but booty for one more powerful. – Sun Tzu • The majority of the so-called great powers have long been exploiting and enslaving a whole series of small and weak peoples. And the imperialist war is nothing other than a war for the division and redivision of this kind of booty. – Vladimir Lenin • We be sticking pill up girl’s booty, too! – Lil Boosie • What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. – Pippa Middleton • What is missing in a lot of urban music is perspective. You hear a lot of regurgitated perspective. It’s a lot of: out at the club. Had drinks. Patrón. Big booties. It’s this regurgitated idea of living in this, I don’t know, one-night-stand moment that always starts at the club and Patrón. And so perspective, perspective, perspective is what I’m an advocate of. – Miguel • When I discovered Gil Scott-Heron, I discovered a musical hero, a man who spoke baritone truth to power over jazzy funk at a time when funky music was primarily about shake, shake, shaking your booty. – Will Hermes • Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly? – Jemaine Clement • You can call me gay or a tutti-frutti But I won’t touch it until I know whose booty – Erick Sermon • You have a responsibility to your work, to your choices. Once you get to a certain level of quality and commitment, you don’t want to go back and make Booty Call 7. – Jamie Foxx • You know me. It’s my duty to please that booty. – Samuel L. Jackson
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Stand Out With Micro Influencers
New Post has been published on https://popularchips.com/dailies/stand-out-with-micro-influencers/
Stand Out With Micro Influencers
We cannot stress the growing importance of micro influencers in social marketing right now. We have previously shared on why despite their small following size, they are pretty powerful in the digital space. However, their small size often cause them to be under the radar but thankfully we found a couple of ways to help brands identify them in just a few clicks.
Once again today, we are going to talk about micro influencers. With the overload of social media content, we are going to show you how brands can differentiate themselves by engaging these micro influencers and successfully promote the brand.
  Create an ongoing story with them
It is not to say that brands should not work with top influencers or celebrities, but working with micro influencers allow brands to have more room to discuss and co-create unique content. Also, micro influencers have lesser brand endorsement history and provide much of a “blank canvas”. This allow first partnering brands to really build a relationship with them to create a brand story personalized and distinct to them. In general, working with micro influencers are usually…
More flexible
If you have followed my page for more than a week you know how much I love @lacroixwater as a spritzer mix! Here is another delish combo for your weekend 🍷. I think it's my favorite so far 😍. Mango @lacroixwater + sauvignon blanc, preferably with a colorful, fun label 😉. Enjoy! #tgif #lacroixlove
A post shared by Amanda Catherine Designs (@amandacatherinedesigns) on Sep 9, 2016 at 1:31pm PDT
Celebrities usually have a style or theme that they maintain on their social media channel and that could limit their presentation of content for brand endorsement. While top tier influencers and celebrities would opt for an outfit shot featuring the clothing or them holding the product, micro influencers would be more open to creating differentiating content beyond just a simple photo. Plus, given that micro influencers cost much lesser, brands can feel free to explore different forms of content from videos to tutorials.
@glossier was kind enough to send me their new priming moisturizer rich and I've been testing it out the past few days and it's so moisturizing and makes my skin feel like a baby's booty so if I were u I'd definitely pick some up before it sells out ✨💦
A post shared by Cecilia Gorgon 🍒 (@ceciliagorgon) on Jan 10, 2017 at 6:32am PST
Here, micro influencer @ceciliagorgon not only posted on Instagram products that @glossier sent her but she had also created a blogpost review on the Glossier site to share her experience and thoughts on the products used.
Able to create distinguishing content
Top tier influencers and celebrities have always been well recognized by their fans and they usually grow their size through building a social profile and lifestyle that resonates with the mass audience. Most if not all of their social content are always well liked, hence it is not surprising to see even the most simple photo (of a meal, of a PJs) receiving hundred of thousands of likes.
POIN 'UP DAT @lacroixwater #lacroixsoverboys #lacroix
A post shared by Jake Ruth (@jacobgruth) on Oct 11, 2017 at 2:20pm PDT
Micro influencers on the other hand often come from specific verticals and build their social presence by creating specific content that sparks interest among followers of similar interest – say photography and fitness.
With a passionate attitude and ability to get down to the finest detail for their content, brands can expect to work together with these micro influencers to discuss and co-create one of a kind content that would really differentiate from all the other “more common” form of influencer marketing.
  Engage them for advocacy program
One of the ways to identify a micro influencer for your brand would be to discover from your existing customer and fan base. Using tools such as the social listening (#hashtagmonitoring) from Popular Chips, brands can identify small and rising influencers who are already talking about the brand organically. These accounts could be brand enthusiasts or even everyday fans.
What time is it? Cream puff time!! 😆 this s'mores creampuff was definitely one of the best creampuffs i’ve had at beta5 so far, super excited to try the mango bubble tea one next time 😋🙌🏻 . like what you see? the new Classic Petite (pictured) launches today!! use my code: BITES15 for 15% off! ⌚️⌚️#danielwellington #danielwellingtonwatches #dwforeveryone #dw #dwpickoftheday #dwclassicpetite #ad
A post shared by tiffaney lau (@bitesofvncvr) on Mar 16, 2017 at 3:50pm PDT
I scream for ice cream 😆 For those of you who don't know yet, i LOVE ice cream. I can literally eat it all day 💁🏻 And I mean, who can resist flavours that bring back your childhood am I right? 😝 . Pictured: blueberry buttermilk pancake (top) and cereal milk (bottom) . Ps. Don't forget to use my code: BITES15 for 15% your purchases online @danielwellington !! the code expires soon! #danielwellington#dw#danielwellingtonwatches#dwclassicpetite#dwforeveryone#dwpickoftheday#ad
A post shared by tiffaney lau (@bitesofvncvr) on Apr 5, 2017 at 9:00pm PDT
With top tier influencers and celebrities, engaging them costs so much and they are often not working exclusively with one brand. On the other hand, brands can build a longer and continuous relationship with these micro influencers/ fans and turn them into brand advocates.
For some cases, brands can even engage these micro influencers to engage in social media marketing efforts for free as they are already fans. Some brands are already doing so by sending newly launch products to these small influencers for free and in return, these enthusiasts are genuinely excited and take to social media with product content (Instagram stories, posts or even Youtube videos).
OMG SPERRY! Thanks for featuring our photo! 💕 #Repost from @sperry 😍 Throwback to our engagement shoot. ••• Tie the knot. #SperryStyle (photo cred: @piayongyue + @amilonignacio)
A post shared by Piα Cohamco Ilustre ☀️ (@piayongyue) on Oct 9, 2017 at 3:46am PDT
For Sperry, it encourages brand enthusiasts to create social content through reposting on their official account . By doing so, Sperry has access to continuous creative user generated content, identify micro influential fans and also show appreciation and recognition to its fans at the same time!
Introducing the first #MeetOurCrew Monday. At just 15 years old, @joe_goldberg is the youngest #SperryAmbassador in our crew. With features in @OutsideMagazine and other major publications, Joe has cemented himself as an accomplished photographer, spending his school vacations traveling to photograph some of the world's most scenic locations. Want to get styled in Sperry like Joe? He's hosting a giveaway right now on his page! Follow @joe_goldberg and comment on his latest post to enter. Want to learn more about Joe? Visit the link in our bio.
A post shared by Sperry (@sperry) on Sep 11, 2017 at 2:05pm PDT
The early bird gets the snook. 🎣 Photo by #SperryAmbassador @erickdent
A post shared by Sperry (@sperry) on Jul 8, 2017 at 7:22am PDT
Also, Sperry has been actively working with their group of micro influencers forming the #SperryAmbassador team. These influencers do not boast the largest following (few thousands) but they are niche in their field. They consist of Sperry brand and style enthusiast, photographers as well as travellers who travels around the world in Sperry footwear.
  Brands have showed us that it’s not always the bigger the influencer the better. Give micro influencers a try for your next brand campaign and see for yourself, the true value they bring to your social media marketing strategy!
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