#that type of thing

[cretaceos]

BREAKING: LANDO NORRIS AND OSCAR PIASTRI, THE FIRST TEAMMATE COUPLE

— all the corners of you (all the bones that i knew)

Four missed calls from Fewtrell, one from Jon, so many from people that work on McLaren PR team that he can’t even count who’s number he had saved. Oliver called three times, and his father did two. And something is wrong.

He hears his own heartbeat, waking up too quickly always makes him dizzy, but this time he is pretty sure the sickness was already there. Hot sunlight is touching his skin, it’s warm under the blanket, even when comfort is running away from him. He unlocks his phone, and stares at the screen.

In which there is a photo leak of Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri. Kissing.

read it here or clicking on the small letters!

it was about time for me to show up with some angst, so here it is!

#lando norris #mctwinks #twinklaren #fanfic #oscar piastri #landoscar fanfic #landoscar #THAT type of thing #landoscar works on ao3 #angst landoscar #but kinda happy

[giurochedadomani]

For the Spotify Top 100 ficlet prompt: 55, One Piece, whatever you're feeling!

Por la boca vive el pez- Fito & Fitipaldis

(It's my absolute favourite rock ballad in the world, the singer is basically playing around with the popular saying 'por la boca muere el pez', meaning 'the fish dies because of its mouth', meaning 'liars usually rattle themselves out', and he's using that to say how he cannot live anymore while denying his feelings).

“I apologize”. 

Mihawk’s words throw Shanks out of a loop. He closes the door of his cabin, his other hand lightly squeezing Mihawk’s shoulder as he tries to search his face. The penumbra elongates the swordsman’s gesture, making him seem… sad? Embarrassed? In the lonely light of the only couple of candles lit up on Shanks’ desk. 

“...My behavior was unfitting”, Mihawk continues. Shanks blinks, a total loss of words. “I’ll understand if you—”. 

“What are you going on about?”, Shanks cuts him off, heart pounding in his chest as his mind automatically jumps to every single instance throughout the evening in which Mihawk has been uncharacteristically handsy. How Shanks moved Mihawk’s legs to let people use the stairs of the ship they were drinking on and Mihawk just kind of. Left his legs on Shanks’ lap. How he gently took Shanks’ hand and put it again on his knee, every time Shanks thought that he was getting tired of him idly running his fingers on it. 

Mihawk, ever so helpful, gives a non committal shrug. 

Shanks takes a breath. 

“Look”, he says, directing Mihawk to sit on his bed: “I took you out because you usually do not get this drunk, not because—”, he strips him of his coat, then kneels to take out his boots and hopes that not looking at him helps him say something that makes more or less sense, “they’ve done wilder shit— hey, I’ve done wilder shit, it’s just. You usually do not get this drunk”. 

Because that’s the thing. His mind keeps circling back to Mihawk touching him —to things like that little displeased noise he made every time Shanks moved his hand away— but the reality is that the swordsman has been pretty out of it throughout their entire meeting. Hell, he already seemed a little weirded out in the morning, when he’s shown up to their customary duel. 

He looks up at Mihawk’s somber face, and squeezes his thigh even though the other doesn’t look at him. 

“What’s going on?”. 

It cannot be the marines, and thinking about the possibility of a rival making Mihawk this sad makes Shanks internally laugh. That leaves the prospect of Mihawk being in this state by something Shanks adjacent, but he cannot think of anything the swordsman wouldn’t tell him upfront, Mihawk’s tongue being at times as sharp as Yoru. 

Well, nothing realistic, anyway. 

“At this point you’ve got to know that you can tell me about whatever’s going on, and that I won’t use it against you”, Shanks says, because it bears to be said, apparently. “Except if it’s about how you’re bad at fighting with knives. But I already know that”, he teases with a smile. 

Mihawk huffs, and it almost sounds like a snort, and if Shanks pays attention, he can almost see a corner of the swordsman’s lips pulling up. His chest feels warm. 

Warmer, still, when Mihawk’s eyes drop to his lips. 

He closes his mouth. His heart is beating out of rhythm, impossibly loud in his ears in the silence of the room. Half of Mihawk’s face is obscured, the light of the candles a tenuous glint on his golden iris, stuck on Shanks’ lips. Does Mihawk feel the warmth of his cheek, when he cups it? Does he blame it on the alcohol? 

The spell is broken when a wave makes Shanks’ tense position tip, hands scrambling for support on Mihawk’s thighs, straw hat tipped back and hanging on his back and—  he grabs the other’s hand without a second thought, pulling it back to his cheek where the swordsman left it first.   

“...This is okay”, Shanks mutters, because it apparently also needs to be said. It tips Mihawk’s surprise into something close to fondness, if Shanks is reading him well. 

The swordsman kisses his grin away.

#mishanks #akagami no shanks #dracule mihawk #one piece #one piece live action #opla #this is the one idea in which Mihawk has a sexy sexy dream about Shanks and has trouble coping #and coming to terms with the fact that he wants shanks and has no idea about how to get shanks #not expanding on that because I also want to do at some point some continuation in which Shanks says something cheesy #I've dreamt about this (kissing you #being with you etc) #that type of thing #And Mihawk goes: oh!!! So you've dreamt about this! #without realizing that 1) shanks didn't mean it quite literally #(although he'll come up with a few sexy ideas) #2) he's just confirmed to shanks that he has in fact dreamt about sleeping with him #an all around very mortifying experience for mihawk #but hey this little scene served for the spotify ask #xD

[salparadiselost]

#kay polls #curious mostly #personally I love combinations #fantasy mystery #historical horror #sci fi horror #that type of thing

[suguwu]

Please tell me more about the sukuna and wife who time travels I'm so invested in this idea. It's brilliant!

anon you're so sweet! it's not super fleshed out because i came up with it and realized exactly how much work it would be lol but again, the basic gist is every time reader uses their cursed technique (which allows them to rewind or speed up time by a few seconds or even a minute if they're straining themselves) they're thrown forward or backward in time as a side effect.

notably, into the body of one of sukuna's wives. it's a constant over the years—you always come back to the same body, to the same woman.

you're five the first time it happens. you've stepped on a spider and are in tears about it, the great heaving sobs of the guilty, and then something tugs at the tips of your fingers and you're back to the second before you step on it. you manage to avoid it, and then the world goes strange around you.

suddenly, your body is too big for you. nothing looks like the yard you were just in. there's a man with too many arms and too many eyes lounging casually in front of you. he eyes you for a moment before he hisses out an annoyed breath.

you've returned, then, he says.

overwhelmed, you burst into tears.

the man—the curse—recoils. asks you how old you are. clicks his tongue when you wail out that you're five.

there's a pounding growing in your head, buzzing between your ears like an angry wasp. the world stretches around you, goes long and lean like the horizon.

then it snaps.

when you blink, you're back in your yard. the spider is scurrying along on spindly legs. your mother is humming; the notes carry through the half-open shoji.

(next time, she won't hum. she'll wail, a long, drawn out echo spilling from the gash of her mouth, because she knows how this ends.)

from then on, you meet the curse at random times in your life, skipping back and forth between years, a firefly flicker.

it builds from there, and you're never able to make sense of why he talks to you, why he tolerates you, until you realize that what is linear for you is not for him. your first meeting is his eleventh. you haven't yet reached his first meeting, but that's fine.

he's already told you exactly what to say.

#🪴.ask #anon #basically it's a long back and forth of building up a relationship that spans years and years and years #finding out who he is; when it first means something to you that he's sukuna #that type of thing

[natequarter]

ngl i kinda want to make a post of all my best writing lines

#🗡️ #5d chess with 2d people #the weight of a story is hard to bear but someone's gotta be atlas #i never asked to be loved #that type of thing

[floorpancakes]

#xxxholic #idk #chapter 203 #oomfs and friends may be aware of my 1980s sweater covered in math fractions with the answer on the back #that type of thing #as with watanuki most of my fashion headcanons for doumeki are 'canon + my logical conclusions and indulgences' #so ofc doumeki being unserious goofy vibe guy immediately makes me think of 80s-00s novelty wear #plus its a funny combo if you imagine him alternating between super smart cool monochromes to retro arcade carpet type shit #and then IMMEDIATELY to the biggest flex of all #nightmares tier novelty tshirts to bed #the real reason watanuki has to turn the lights off is so he doesnt have to look at them when they #mekis whole core is alternating between being an idgaf king who loves to troll and believes social norms are stupid and annoying #and being unironically rly cool and deeply driven and deliberate #not that these r mutually opposites or smth but i like the idea of fashion reflecting character #for example this outfit and his turtleneck and black and white suit addiction means hes cool as hell #but its also giving mourning vibes #when you want to mourn the death of your potential relationship but the situationship is so good you both dress like its the met gala #to hang out and drink wine and make eyes at each other

[speciouspessimism]

deep in my soul i want to be hauntingly beautiful im just too tired to do anything about it

#i don’t wanna be funny anymore #last words of a shooting star #that type of thing #executive dysfunction #tidbits

[dannythedog]

So I moved into an apartment and I can hear my neighbor snoring and I’m afraid it’s gonna be a thing where I can’t fall asleep without hearing him snore 🧍🏻‍♀️

#personal #does this make sense? #like I can’t fall asleep without my fan going #that type of thing

[ypipie]

since ur (also) a fan of both gravity falls and wizard101... 1) hi, 2) any headcanons for what wiz schools any gf characters would be in?

1) HI!!! :D 2) yes i have them for most of the zodiac ackshually !!

(!wow this is longer than i thought it was so under a readmore it goes)

Dipper - Ice? / I actually struggled to pick for him so this is mostly based on vibes.. however "exhibit great patience and strength, but as a result they sometimes become rigid and inflexible.".. is sorta Dipper-esque?

Mabel - Myth / I'd go with Life for her based on vibes but when you read the Myth segment in the magic lore it's like. "The power of the mind, and everything it can create, drives Myth Magic. It is illusion and dreams made real." ...hello, Mabelland who?

Stan - Fire / Not just because he can be a little hot-headed, but again the segment in the lore.. "Fire is passion, the bright, burning flame of raw emotion sweeping over everything. Those who follow the School of Fire ... are tempestuous, quick to anger, and consumed by whatever drives them at that moment" he's a very passionate man, and that does result in some of his biggest downfalls

Ford - Ice or Storm / Now I couldn't really choose one for him? Ice being the counterpart to Fire, but Storm fits him nicely as a person I think? Especially if you think back to his research days.. "Wizards that embrace the School of Storm ... are driven by the thrill of investigation and discovery.."

Fiddleford - Storm / Okay, continuing the previous quote, "...the joys of invention and ingenuity, the power of creating and building. The drawback to such pursuits is the tendency to get lost in the maze of thoughts..." Helloooooooo??? thats him, ya :-)c

Soos - Life / "Life is spirit, the force of awareness and existence... re positive, enthusiastic people who seek to appreciate the simple pleasures...", also! I just think Soos would like life magic, crazy

Wendy - Death / She probably thought the skull was cool or something.. not much of a reason other than that!

Robbie - Death / ^^^ same reasoning

Pacifica - Balance / I think her parents would make her enroll in Balance? even if she really wants to do something else like Myth or Ice

I don't have one for Gideon! I think he fits Storm and Ice but also.. Fire? Maybe even Death? too many...

most of my reasoning come from the websites definition as i havent studied the schools in.. years? so!! hooray i hope you like them and can see where i come from with them

#feel free to let me know if you think itd be different ^-^ #i hope you notice the little detail of the pines twins schools #ice boosts on fire #myth boosts on storm #that type of thing #gravity falls #w101 #answers

[pleuvoire]

speaking of the guitar guy who wanted hajime to run away on a boat with him i still need to write fanfic of them

#i don't think hajime Liked Him Back necessarily because he's so unfamiliar with that kind of feeling #but it was like... oh this guy wants to kiss me? interesting... i will go along with it because his emotions make me curious... #that type of thing #💌

[dreamse]

today just really confirmed the whole if they wanted to they would theory. i'm over dealing with things 🫠

#where's my lil house by the sea #with lots of books #that type of thing #i got home n ready to Sleep

[loathsome-sickness]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

#am i arguing with random 'philosophical' type villains in my own head? #yes #it's a favourite past time of mine i hate every one of those 'i know the true nature of humans because i did horrible things to them' types #with every part of my soul

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[bixels]

There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

#mlp #rarity #applejack #rarijack #my art #fanart #comic #the grand galloping 20s #bonbon #rose #my little pony #aj is 100% the type to overthink/overdo things especially for people she cares about #panics because she starts second guessing her valentines plans for rarity so she buys out the entire flower boutique cuz she can't remember #her favorite flower. “ten boxes of chocolates is better than one right???” meanwhile rarity gives extremely thoughtful handmade gifts

[socksandcrocs]

Charlie would definitely make her dad participate in the hotel exercises lmao

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #i just think they would have a cute little thing yknow #enemies to lovers type beat #yknow?