#that’s acc a lie

[killa-trav]

gundogan to barca?? yeh was never a massive barca fan tbh

#that’s acc a lie #or is it #i’m officially a madrista #or whatever it’s called #but yeh fuck barca

[incorrect-ralvez]

Spencer: Luke annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Garcia: But there's nothing special about tomorrow?

Spencer: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

#i did not lie when i said this acc would mostly be ralvez #cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #spencer reid #luke alvez #ralvez #incorrect ralvez #criminal minds #spencer reid x luke alvez

[pinkeoni]

something akin to facial blindness but for my mutuals' main accounts

#you would not believe how long it took me to connect some of my mutuals main to their sideblog #sometimes i just do not read bios or pinned posts #and sometimes the name of the main is like 'thisishthemainofxblog' and i would be lie wow i had no idea that was the main of x blog 😮 #if you want me to know what ur main acc is you have to walk up to me in person and tell me or else i will not know #🪶

[420jimmyuso]

miss me ? 🫡💯

the judgment day tweets again cuz i got bored 🤓 kinda lame but after this raw i miss silly judgment day like a motherfucker 😭💔

#wwe #the judgment day #wwe raw #finn balor #damian priest #monday night raw #the judgment day wwe #tjd #damian priest x finn balor #finn balor x damian priest #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #dirty dom #jd mcdonagh #dont acc ship jd n dom #but sometimes they are fruity #NOT GONNA LIE #tweets #twitter #cringe #but we move #miss finndamian so much i started puking #FINNDAMIAN COME HOME #if theres any repeats we ignore

[mayhasopinions]

they look like parents about to drop their kid off at daycare

#i want to chop jim up and shove him in with my pots and pans #/j jim ily <3 (lie) #good omens 2 #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #go2 spoilers(?) #this isnt from the show btw!!! this is a still the twitter acc of amazon prime posted #gabriel good omens #jim good omens #aziracrow

[purpledisastertwin900]

Shoutout to Nadhakan for when he says “Your wish is yours to keep” and trash talks the ninja to their face and they don’t even realize it. Like, “your wish is YOURS to keep, I didn’t make this wish for you bud, you gotta face the consequences-but don’t blame me!! It’s YOUR wish YOU keep it :)” *puts you through the most gut wrenching soul sucking experience you’ve had until you literally wish to die. you literally wish to stop existing*

Slay queen.

#he’s a girl boss ur honor #I do acc hate him a lot #but he does have swag I won’t lie #pop off ig #Ninjago #ninjago analysis #Ninjago skybound #nadhakan Ninjago #djinn

[tamagotchikgs]

looking on job websites is awful actually what do u mean theres multiple posts of straight white women complaining that they cant get hired because of their gender/race combo and lgbtq+ inclusion and the fact theyre not disabled ,,,,, girl... girl none of us can get jobs ,,

#there r other white ppl in the comments saying they lie and claim to be hispanic and they still cant get a job like. man. man i wonder why #the fact these comments have 50+ likes too like. hey man #can u guys. look at yourselves for a second #im just trying 2 find work i did not intend to stumble onto facebook level posting im deactivating my acc HJBA #NOT TODAY...........u cant get me to read this #the fact i have 2 lie about my gender and sexuality and horrible broken body just 2 feel safe #thats not even taking into account the racism that goes on that i am fortunate enough 2 not be a victim of because i am also white but like #theyre out here saying hmmmmmm actually.. #us white cishets who r perfectly ablebodied & ideal for long shifts on their feet r the ones who have it the worst ..help us... helop...... #we r BLACKLISTED !!!!!!!!!

[urgrossdaughter]

Guys i need to print 3 months of my bank statements and im afraid that when the ppl see it theyre gonna be like "whos sending u all this money on PayPal" LMFAO like uh just my buddies :3

#surely they wont ask me about it because thats quite rude actually #and on the bank statement it doesnt like say my acc name or the person who sent me the moneys name #so i could just lie and say that some family like to send me money on there??? idek

[banjo-bugs]

not done with this blog quite yet but hey … i’m moving to @elateridae …. fresh start : )

#tired of this acc will not lie … if i see one more piece of old hlvrai art reblogged i fear i may explode #rogar speaks

[styona]

I mean... Yeah

#good omens #Crowley #yeah it's my second post with Crowley #definitely does not look like a pattern #don't get me wrong I love aziraphale too! #*like there's any other option c'mon these two are as inseparable as they are ineffable* #I hope I worded it right #anyway #where is the lie #my pinterest acc definitely knows what's up #yeah I said I was gonna make a side blog #I'm gonna do it I just like entertaining the idea of rickrolling myself a little too much

[mintjeru]

240210 💜 happy birthday to plave's resident bodybuilder princess 🦙

open for better quality | no reposts

#plave #han noah #kpop #fanart #myart #doodle #scrambled to get this done bc i cannot lie the art has not been arting lately ^^;; #i also submitted this to plaveintl's noah fanart/fan letter project!! #not sure if they'll be posting a video compilation or smth but i'll check their acc soon #it's feb 10 in kst so i'm posting this now ^^ #i won't get sappy here i'll save that for w.everse hehe #edit: i can't believe he noslighted us w/ that cover good god #ppeunpllis are eating so dang good #plave fanart

[inchidentally]

https://www.tumblr.com/cxrnlia/741779390292262912/tiktok-make-your-day?source=share

Oh, Silverstone too <3

Lando is absolutely LIVING for social media rn and I cannot believe ppl rly thought it was ever his PR team doing this ???

out here staking a claim on Oscar, girl talk under Charles' post, showing off his acting skills w George and now he's started torturing Max

#inchreplies #like lando's social media accs lie dormant for weeks sometimes months #and then he posts on EVERYTHING #tell me what PR firm is doing this bc they should be fired #(and the one ppl linked to is for his merch and quadrant but anyway) #lando sm

[mardiamandis]

Very disappointed to see Marina sharing a post justifying Isr*el's settlement and overall zionism. I don't know what I was expecting but not this lol. fuck her

#like wow she's actually actually a dumbass!!!!! #and repeating the same beh3aded babies lie too #biggggggg sigh #prolly gonna delete this acc the fandom is dead anyway

[guns4grrlz]

dazai baby boy idc what happens to chuuya come home safe to me 🙏🙏🙏

#dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd fanart #dazai beast #bsd beast #but like also #dazai 15 #idk man im making it up #i hope he dies in a plane crash #dazai #bsd #fanart #art #pls im a baby (thats a lie ive had this acc like 3 years and left it to rot im such a bad parent

[laotwormz]

since i lost all my drawings ummm here’s stuff from 2022-2023 that i didn’t post but am now doing. for archival purposes

#lin lie #my art #lin feng #yang yi #yanglie #< tag that i haven’t used in forever sorry yang yi #a lot of these are very embarrassing to me but i dug them up from the depths of my spam acc for a reason so. h. #blindspot

[hyvee]

My step grandma inherited a very large amount of money recently and i’ve been hearing so many horror stories about how her own children are repeatedly stealing and taking advantage of her, excluding my step dad. My mom and him literally had to mover her across the country to get it to stop- they had already taken over half of it.

#one was just using her bank acc whenever she wanted and another put a TON of it into an investment portfolio tht nobody will be able to use #in 15 years. she’s 77. he did this so he could have it all after she dies #how can you lie to and streal from your own mother