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piratefishmama · 10 months
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I beg of you, start a new paragraph when someone new starts talking.
It makes anyones writing far easier to follow.
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Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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prettyprincesss444 · 11 days
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that feeling when you’ve been fasting and when you take a sip of water you feel full >>>
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emo-56 · 9 months
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rattle me bones :3
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r10tgrrrliee · 17 days
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IT JUST HITS DIFFERENT 😟🫠
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aomacheminchiavuoi · 29 days
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i’m so fucking scared to open any of my social media in front of anyone, it’s all ana related.
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niuttuc · 29 days
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Weird Magic: the Gathering effects: Second edition
A couple months back, I ran a poll where people guessed which of a bunch of weird MTG effects wasn't real. It was fun, so we're running it back with a second batch of weird things.
As last time, only the current text of effects is used, not necessarily the one printed on the card. Limited to cards that exist in paper, and are legal to play in at least some tournament formats. Though this time, I did expand a bit to rules that aren't directly on the cards, but might be part of the full rules text of keywords from the comprehensive rules, and then those keywords are on cards.
Have fun!
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lambsville · 22 days
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꒰:alimentos que estimulam o metabolismo
abacate: ꒰ com moderação ꒱ queima as gorduras e estimula o metabolismo, porque é rico em gorduras boas.
amêndoa: ꒰ com moderação ꒱ contém altos níveis de magnésio e cálcio, o que auxilia que o corpo possa queimar mais gordura.
atum: é um alimento rico em ômega 3 e melhora o metabolismo da glicose.
brócolis: é um alimento antioxidante que fortalece o sistema imunológico e ajuda no funcionamento do intestino.
café: rico em cafeína que auxilia na queima da gordura.
canela: é um alimento antioxidante e anti-inflamatório, com ação termogênica, que ajuda a controlar o diabetes, colesterol alto e queimar a gordura.
chá verde: contém cafeína e flavonoides que estimulam a queima da gordura no organismo.
gengibre: é um alimento termogênico que aumenta a produção de calor e melhora a digestão.
guaraná: ꒰ não o refrigerante ꒱ estimula o metabolismo e contém cafeína.
pimenta: promove o emagrecimento por ser termogênica.
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the-one-lisbon · 6 months
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I'm starting this tomorrow I'm going to post about how each day goes
Wish me luck 🎉
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pacing my room to burn cals is peek ed behavior
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wizardvanhq · 1 year
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HOW DO I JOIN THE WAR ON WIZARDS ON THE SIDE OF WIZARDS?
FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES. WIZARDS HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND BY VIRTUE OF BEING NOT BURIED. ANY VIOLATIONS OF THE WAR CONVENTION LOSE US THAT SHIT. WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH BAD PRESS BECAUSE OF THE TELEPORTING BEAR INCIDENT.
SEND WIZARD BEAM ATTACK TO ANY SKELETON YOU COME ACROSS.
IF THERE IS DOOTING IN YOUR INBOX: TURN UNDEAD IS A GOOD DEFENSIVE SPELL. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FUCKING CAST TURN INTO UNDEAD.
THE WIZARD COUNCIL IS WORKSHOPPING THE NUCLEAR FIRE BLAST SPELL RIGHT NOW.
MAJOR IN MINECRAFT AND RESPECTING WOMEN. THAT IS ALL.
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gremmlingamer · 9 months
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skinyadrixne · 2 years
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starting to like the feeling of hunger again
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r10tgrrrliee · 16 days
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this bitch gettin a little too relatable..
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werewolfbarista · 1 year
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EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU INSTAGRAM USER OSKULLATOR 4 THE MOST METAL AELYIS 2 DATE THIS FUCKING RULES
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