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robot-roadtrip-rants · 18 days

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"council of nikaea" are you fucking kidding me. a wholeass galaxy to choose from and you chose the place named nikaea. i see you, i see what you did there. this is dead serious business about the fate of the imperium and you're making millennia-old religion jokes. magnus and russ and mortarion are all screaming at each other, jaghatai's trying to calm everyone down, angron's fantasizing about killing everyone, and you, you're watching all this and sniggering to yourself over a joke maybe a dozen people in the galaxy would get. first a crusade, now this, just fucking rename terra romestantinople already and admit you've created a new religion. "council of nikaea" are you for real. erda and oll's eyes are gonna roll right out of their skull when they hear about this.

#warhammer 40k #the emperor 40k #council of nikaea

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yestheantichrist · 5 months

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“The Imperium of Man was founded in 30,000 AD. Almost 28011 years after Belgian techno anthem: Pump Up The Jam”

#cunk on earth #warhammer #warhammer memes #wh40k #warhammer 40k #sanguinius #god emperor of mankind #horus lupercal

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jinian-ginias · 19 days

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Big D/E

#warhammer fanart #hunter the parenting #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #emperor of mankind

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wh40kartwork · 2 months

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Stained Glass

by Peter Johnston

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ruoyuart · 7 months

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New comic: Reunion.

Please, if you want to support me to keep making content like this, consider supporting my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/ruoyuart , or donate to my Ko-fi at https://ko-fi.com/ruoyuart or Paypal Me at paypal.me/ruoyuart !

#warhammer #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #warhammer40k #40k #wh40000 #wh40k #wh 40k #imperium of man #roboute guilliman #guilliman #ultramarines #fulgrim #emperors children

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incorrect-primarchs-quotes · 2 months

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Malcador: Today I realised I'm old.

Valdor: What happened?

Malcador: I fell in the Throne room and instead of laughing, the Emperor came running to see if I was ok.

Valdor:...

Malcador: I saw fear in his eyes.

#Being uncle is tiring #warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #incorrect quotes #Malcador #Emperor of mankind #Constantin Valdor

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jacobpking · 4 months

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THE PRIMARCHS - Sons of the Emperor A month-long project that took a LOT of hours and a lot of research. For the Primarchs? it's worth it

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yesthe-artblog · 4 months

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Sanguinius defeating Ka’bandha, based off Jean Delville’s “Justice”

Or alternative title: “Let Sanguinius Go Apeshit”

#click for better quality #warhammer #warhammer art #warhammer 40k #wh40k #warhammer 30k #horus heresy #sanguinius #ka’bandha #emperor of mankind #horus lupercal #those two are there for symbolism reasons I guess #artists on tumblr #blood cw

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valhallasoutlaw · 5 months

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"He asked then what no other primarch had given voice to. Even Angron, upon his discovery, would act without asking the question Sanguinius now asked.

‘What if I refuse?’

The Emperor seemed to weigh this. ‘You will not refuse. I know your soul. Here, you’ve saved tens of thousands of lives. With me, you will save billions of lives on millions of worlds. You will save the life of every human yet to be born. That is not something you could turn your back on.’

They stared into each other’s eyes, father and son, creator and created. Neither argued against the truth of the Emperor’s words."

Alternatively titled "Sanguinius can see the fuckin future and it didn't take much to get him on E's side."

#warhammer 40k #the blangles are stored in the baals #horus heresy #primarch #primarchs #emperor of mankind #sanguinius #primarch sanguinius #needed to get this fuckin angst out of my system

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mig-murgthenurg · 3 months

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My own shitty rendition of the "Glory to X" meme.

Yes, I've been playing Helldivers 2 alot, how can you tell?

(Nurgle art is by Badtusk btw)

#warhammer 40k #40k #emperor of mankind #helldivers #helldivers 2 #super earth

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adeptus-illustratum · 3 months

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Fulgrim and Rylanor Art by Gray-Skull --- My DeviantArt My Boosty (for my NSFW works)

#warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #fulgrim #emperors children #thousand sons #rylanor #daemon prince #daemon primarch #dreadnought #art #fan art #gray skull

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robot-roadtrip-rants · 3 months

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something that doesn't come up very often in the How Bad Is Emps discussion is that he's. he's really old. millennia old. there's no way his sense of time isn't flagrantly broken. i mean look at him! every time we get an immediate perspective on him the dude is making plans with thousand-year timeframes. all of his buddies (well, ex-buddies) are perpetuals. emps has more in common with the eldar or the necrons when it comes to sense of time than he does with literally any non-perpetual, and that includes the primarchs.

just think about it. the primarchs are, what, three centuries old at Ullanor? they're BABIES. ok, maybe they're not babies, they're clearly old enough for simple tasks like systematic genocide and aggressive expansion, but c'mon, they haven't even reached their first millennium. of course emps isn't going to burden them with adult concerns like the encroaching threat of Chaos, or the potential dangers as humans evolve into a psyker species, or the existential challenges imposed by their warp-entity-wearing-flesh natures. they're kids! let them be kids! their brains are still growing, probably.

so yeah, emps holds off on some big conversations. and yeah, he ducks out of the crusade to go work on the webway by himself, what's wrong with that? it's just a few decades! he's spent more than a thousand years uniting humanity, surely he deserves a little time to himself. from emps's perspective, he's just spending an afternoon building a treehouse in his workshop. the kids are old enough to know better than to stick forks into electrical outlets, they'll be okay for an evening. horus you're a responsible guy, you're in charge.

but then like five minutes later magnus fucking bursts through the wall like the kool aid man screaming bloody hell about horus and then the hole he made starts puking daemons everywhere and yeah emps loses his temper and yells but he was gone for FIVE MINUTES. and now there's daemons all over his workshop! magnus what the fuck! only magnus fled as soon as emps started yelling without explaining a damn thing. also the hole is still puking daemons. ok, ok, emps will stay in the workshop and try to fix the hole before everything is covered in daemons, but he still needs to figure out what the hell is going on. leman, you're an obedient kid, hell you're always boasting about it, surely YOU'LL listen. go get magnus--yeah, i know you don't get along, this isn't the time--go get magnus and bring him here so he can explain himself.

emps goes back to the hole and--leman did WHAT? magnus did WHAT? HOW DID THEY FUCK UP BASIC INSTRUCTIONS. hang on, what's this about an isstvan. horus is rebelling? fucking HORUS??? nine legions????? HALF THE ARMY????? wtf wtf wtf oh shit it's chaos isn't it. emps looked away for five minutes and chaos got its claws in his boys. it's been six years. that's like a bathroom break. how did the boys break everything in SIX YEARS???

#warhammer 40k #the emperor 40k #jokes aside i do think this played a role

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wolf-tail · 6 months

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Sick of 40k lore being like "The Emperor may have directly or indirectly squandered every ounce of potential the human species has and doomed it to a slow and painful death at it's own hands, but he was very wise and was secretly right all along!"

I want someone to call him a dumb motherfucker

GW give me a proper Big E roasting session goddamnit

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #wh40k #games workshop #the emperor of mankind

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jinian-ginias · 26 days

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