#the fact that his brother was the one who helped him.... ahhhhhh ;_;

[savaralyn2]

Dungeon Meshi - Mithruns Rehabilitation

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #meshi #dm #mithrun #translation #the fact that his brother was the one who helped him.... ahhhhhh ;_;

[sovksluv]

sleepy girl

𖤐 . pairing - Luke Castellan x fem!Hypnos!reader

𖤐 . summary - hii!! how are you???? this is my first time doing a request, so i'm a little nervous :) could you please do a luke castellan x daughter of Hypnos!reader? with lots of fluff, please!! thank you <33

𖤐 . content includes - one of the Stoll brothers (idk who, yall can pick), sleepy reader, readers race not specified

𖤐 . word count - 545 (sorry it’s short :( )

𖤐 . taglist - @perseus-jackass @niktwazny303

𖤐 . a/n - i just asked siri to pick a number 1-23 (AHHHHHH TYSMMMMM FOR 23 ASKS) and this is what she picked

the bright light peeking through windows and the bustling noise of Hermes cabin did nothing to help wake you up. the fact that you still slept so peacefully, despite all the ruckus, left Luke questioning if you were alive or not. you were, the soft rise and fall of your chest while you slept assured that.

Luke kneeled beside your bed, trying to figure the best way to wake you up. or any way to wake you up. it was almost two pm and here you were, sleeping without a single sigh or stir. “yo, Castellan! ya’girl dead or something?” a loud voice called from behind him. Luke scoffed, he could tell it was one of the Stolls, but ultimately chose to ignore him.

he watched as you softly snored, eyes fluttering. you were deep in a dream, a soft smile forming on your lips as it continued. the very subject of your dream was sitting in front of you, desperate to wake you, not wanting you to miss all three of your meals.

his calloused fingers delicately brushed your hair from your face. he cooed your name softly, continuing to lure you from your dreamstate. Luke left gentle kisses on both your forehead and your cheek, still coaxing you back to the present with his sweet words.

you sighed in your sleep, half awake. Luke smirked to himself, still running his fingers through your hair. “time to wake up, baby,” he whispered, “you’ve already missed two meals.” his calming chuckle sounded right into your ears.

your eyes fought to open – just a little, though. the bright sunlight burned, causing your eyes to slam shut, and your arm to fling over them, almost hitting Luke right in the face. he laughed as you whined, your whine morphing into a yawn half way through. “hi sweet girl, did ya’ sleep good?”

you muttered out a ‘mhm,’ hesitantly uncovering your eyes. when you finally allowed your eyes to adjust, you were met with the kind eyes of your sweet boyfriend. a precious smile engulfed your lips as you stared up at him. he mimicked your smile, fingers still softly brushing through your hair.

“hi, Lukey,” you mumbled, yawning once again, drowsily blinking up at Luke. “hi, baby, what time did you go to bed last night?” he questioned, you took a moment to think before answering him. “8:30,” you mumbled sweetly.

Luke laughed, you’d almost slept a full twenty-four hours, and you would have if it wasn’t for him. he helped you sit up, chuckling to himself at the sheet marks on your arms and your flushed cheeks. all signs of a good night's rest.

he stood up from his spot on the floor, holding out his hand to you to help you up. you gratefully took his hand, standing up and leaning into him. his strong arms wrapped around you, warming you up. it almost made you fall asleep right there.

before you did, though, Luke spoke. “come on, sleepy girl, let’s go get you something to eat, yeah?” he used his fingers to tilt your head up to look at him, waiting for your nod of agreement. you nodded, letting him help you put on your slippers and leading you out of the cabin.

© sovksluv 2024, please do not repost or translate my work!

#𖤐 . rue talks #𖤐 . rue’s world #luke castellan series #luke castellan x you #luke castellan au #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan story #luke castellan #luke castellan fluff #luke castellan x reader #charlie bushnell story #charlie bushnell x you #charlie bushnell fluff #charlie bushnell imagine #charlie bushnell x reader #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo disney+ #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo show #pjo spoilers #pjo tv show

[ozlex]

I want to be fucked in the most sluttiest way possible by everyone in devildom (minus luke!) so here’s how I want it to go if it ever did happen!☺️

“O-oh fuck~!! Y-yeah~!! A-Ahhhn~!!! H-hah~!!” I moaned loudly as barbatos slammed into me. God he was so hot on top of me. The way he knew exactly what I liked make it so much more hotter.. He knew I liked to be fucked nice and deep. So he would always shove every last inch of his cock in my hole. He started pounding harder and harder each minute giving me no time to gain any stamina. “F-Fuck yes! P-pound me j-just like that~!!” I moaned out as I grip onto barbatos back clawing at him. “N-Ngh~!! G-gonna cum~!” Barbatos moaned as his grip on the bed sheets intensified. “C-cum in my hole~! Y-yes yes y-yes~!!!” I moaned as my eyes rolled back. God I was on cloud 9. He was feeling me up so good and I was hoping it would never ever end! “Such a good boy~ taking my n-ngh~..c-cock deep in that h-hole of yours~.!! A-ah~!”

Two hours later of nothing but plain breeding!

“Y-Yes!! I-I’m being f-NGH~!! F-fucked by so m-many cocks~!!” I moan even louder knowing the demon lord diavolo is pounding the same hole as barbatos! To extremely fat cocks in my asshole feeling me up like a cream donut~! My eyes starts to watery and roll back and my tongue falls out my mouth. “Such a slut~ m-making those lewd facial expressions~! You -Ngh~ must really like my fat juicy cock~?” Diavolo says as he pounds my hole even faster. At this point it’s stretched out completely and I love it! The amount of cocks I could fit in me makes me wanna walk around the house of Lamentation and ask all the brothers to gangbang me~! “Y-Yes~!! I-I w-wuv y-your cock~! Ahhh~!! A-Ahhh!! Give me that nice warm cum~!! Yes yes~!” I screamed as barbatos came in me once again and kept going, god it was so hot~ the amount of cum dripping out of my hole onto my fat ass was astonishing~! “S-so good~!!! A-Ahhh~!!!” Barbatos moaned as he quickened his past balls aggressively slapping against slapping again diavolos cock~ in which diavolo took his dick out my ass to fuck barbatos ass! “O-Oh~! F-fuck! My lord~!! A-AHHH~!” Barbatos screamed as he came inside me again~ I was basically a human creampie~ god if Lucifer were here he would fuck the shit out my slutty little throat as if I’m a flesh light~ Barbatos also started to roll his eyes back and stick out his tongue, saliva dipping onto my slutty body~ “who’s a good slut~?” Diavolo said looking at both me and Barbatos who are heavily overstimulated. “W-We are~!! Breed us like the s-sluts we are~!” We both say at the same time and oh god did this lead to the best thing ever!

Another two hours later!

“F-FUCK YES! B-BEEL Y-YOUR SUCH A G-GOOD BOY~!!” Yep beel was here! In fact the whole house of lamentation was here plus Simeon and Solomon! Everyone was getting railed or railing me~! Beel had such a fat cock! Taking his dick in felt so good especially when I saw the belly bulge I had! God it made me cum all over the place~ “O-OH~!! A-AHHHH~!! IM GONNA CUM AGAIN~!!” I moaned out gripping onto beels hair roughly. “Cum for me~ be a good slut and cum for me~” Beel said as he thrusted deeper into my abused boypussy~ I came all over his dick while the rest of the brothers jerked off~ Belphie then got up and started helping beel making into a even bigger creampie~ “A-AHHHHHH~!! Y-YES S-SO GOOD~!! NGH~!!” God I was moaning like a slut oh wait! I am a slut! A cute femboy who’s also a slut~! My cute knee high socks were on and so was my cute choker~ my thong that I wore over here (the castle) was thrown off to god knows where in the room same for my shirt~ and for pants..let’s just say I didn’t wear any~ what can I say~? A sluts number one desire is to be filled with cum is it not? “Such a cute fuck toy you are~ taking my fat cock in the hole.. and not to mention that fat ass of yours~”

God. Maybe I am a slut…..😞

Oh well!☺️

Part 2?

#obey me #barbatos smut #om! barbatos #diavolo smut #lord diavolo #lucifer smut #mammon smut #obey me leviathan #leviathan smut #obey me satan #asmodeus smut #beel obey me #beel smut #obey me belphegor #belphegor smut #solomon smut #simeon smut

[endlessthxxghts]

Can I please request a vibey 🖼️ ?

And because im greedy 🤭 can I give you a 📝:

“Sundays aren’t meant for working”

And as I share your love of coffee; im a Pedro style strong as fuck, caffeine instead of blood gal 😆 here’s Peña drinking his.

Also as you’re being so generous in your asks: fun random fact: during both of my pregnancies I didn’t have any weird cravings etc…I did however find the smell and taste of coffee utterly repulsive; literally made me 🤢 weirdest thing in my life! And went when I gave birth. Thank fuck.

HEYYY BAYBEEEE 🩶 SAVING THE BEST N LOADED ONE FOR LAST ILYSM YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN (everything under the cut🙂‍↕️)

Javier fucking Peña is so fine, I want him to spit that battery acid into my fucking mouth. Dear- Lord- 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 ANYWAY-

First, here’s your moodboard hehe! You give me someone who’s so loving, so full of life and light in the most fun way, and I’ve always just associated pink with you!!! Like not entirely that pale/baby pink, but the darker, magenta kind of vibe that’s vibrant!! And also i can’t help but think you smell so good LMAOOO i don’t know what it is. You just give the vibe of someone who always smells so nice no matter what. also…. you give me FREAKY KINKY VIBES HEHEHEHEH. And from one freaky kinky b*tch (respectfully) to another… I KNOW ONE WHEN I SEE ONE!! MUCH MUCH LOVE TO YOU🫶

Second… I feel like you know where I’m going with that prompt. Joel Miller. He takes on a job on Sunday. He doesn’t usually, but he does this time around. So you spend the morning being the world’s worst menace… to you making him his morning coffee in only his shirt, to the way you let your kisses linger so much longer than you should for someone who’s about to go to work… God. He’s late because of you, and Tommy (if this is pre-outbreak) gives him shit because Joel didn’t realize you left a hickey on his neck, and of course Tommy knows a fresh one when he sees one… Joel calls you on his lunch, and he scolds you for leaving a mark, and you can’t help but tell him… Yeah, well, what did you expect? Sundays aren’t meant for working, baby. (AHHHHHH WAIT I THINK I ACTUALLY WANNA WRITE THIS !!?!?!!!?)

Third, I am also a Pedro style caffeine drinker!!! Although I do love my sweet drinks, I will always fall back to my americanos or straight up espresso shots on ice. It’s a drug. And I’ll never quit. 🤭🤭🤭 and omg??! I’m so sorry that happened during your pregnancies??? I would CRY omfg how did you go about your days knowing you couldn’t even stand it??😭 Did your husband still drink coffee around you? HAHAHA. This was my sister in law, but with garlic!! She legit puked on some days because my brother (her husband) would merely open the fridge and she could smell the garlic from her bedroom—door completely closed—and she would puke. The body is so crazy, yet so fascinating. Thank you so much for sharing this with me omg!!! I love hearing things like this!!!🥹🥹

All my love🩶🩶🩶

#L’s 1.5k follower celebration #-> moodboard #-> fake title #love <3

[zoeyslament]

TELL ME ABOUT JAVEY HCS 😤

ahhhhhh okay

Sooooooo Jack is lonely. Even surrounded by his brothers, and Medda, he still just wants someone who’s hand he can hold. Kath was always so busy with work, and Sarah never liked physical touch (he later figured out its because she’s a lesbian and didn’t like touching HIM) so even while he’s with his two gfs, he��s lonely. He feels like he can’t trust anyone with his most inner thoughts (ie the fact that he likes boys possibly more than girls) so he confides in Davey even as a friend.

On the other end, Davey’s struggling too. It’s hard to go to school and get bullied for being gay, plus be a newsie, plus take care of Les and help his family. Some nights he’s so tired he can’t even walk home from the lodging.

Secretly, though, those are the nights both Jack and Davey enjoy the most—sleeping on the rooftop under the stars, side-by-side. It’s on one of these nights Jack finally gets the balls to confess.

“Hey, Dave. Remember I told you I like boys?”

“Mhm.”

“Well…I’ll understand if you don’t feel the same, but…I like you.”

Davey smiles and glances over at him. “Jack, I’ve waited a long time to hear you say that.”

One night of snuggling and kissing on the rooftop turns to several. They both struggle just a little less. They truly are eachother’s lifelines.

Bonus point: Race and Albert had a bet to see how long it would take them to get together. Race won.

“I’ll betcha they’re makin’ out right now”

#newsies #jack kelly #davey jacobs #headcanon #au #ships #headcanons #david jacobs #livesies #asks #javey #javid

[the-derpy-duck]

I adore ROTB

Sort of spoilers. I do my best not to.

I haven’t had much time to reflect on it but ahhhhhh it was so goood! This was the first time I’ve seen a transformers film in theaters and I was losing my mind but trying to be quiet.

But I just LOVE the way the maximals (idk if that’s how you spell it- I have a strictly casual relationship with the English language) move. Like Airrazor talking looked amazing to me and I loved how Primal’s nose would move sometimes. Cheetor’s run cycle! I eat that shit upppppp!! Cheetor in general was really well designed to me. I hope I can get a good toy of him (I already picked up the SS Airrazor). Cheetahs are my favorite animals even if they constantly shoot themselves in the foot, evolutionary wise. The maximals look very good IMO and I’m happy they finally got decent 3D renders. I love how big they all are as well. Like these things could destroy just about anything on earth. I also like the voices for the Maximals.

The humans were also really good. I love Noah’s relationship with his little brother and the conflict with him felt realistic and very grounded in the alien car movie. His friendship with Mirage did feel a little rushed but honestly that worked with the way he was characterized I think. Like Mirage seemed so desperate for a non auto bot friendship and he seemed to have a general affinity for humans not dissimilar to Bumblebee’s.

Also the part where Bee put on his battle mask caused me and the person who was sitting next to me to lose out collective minds. I don’t care if it’s cheesy, pull that stick out of your ass and enjoy the action! Enjoy the drama!

Also I love Mirage’s face. I wish he looked less like Jazz in his alt mode but honestly his bot mode is so cool so I don’t care that much. I also like OP’s face. It’s sort of modeled after Peter Collin’s face so it’s marvelous. I think they should have changed Wheeljacks name to Perceptor, especially sense BB movie design for Wheeljack was just so perfect but also Pablo is my son and he’s so fantastic and I love him and I’m not gonna be person 1,983 hating on this design.

Scourge was alright. I didn’t see the face reveal as too much of an issue or even note it that much in my mind. I think the fact that he collects insignia’s is really cool in a fucked up sort of way. Like it isn’t enough to just kill someone and destroy there home he also needs to disgrace their bodies. It’s also a weird way of keeping track of his victories. I thought it was kind of neat. He’s not that deep and it’s a little bit underwhelming when I think about it. Like I wish the movie had more time to do things. Because to me it didn’t feel that long, I think some extra time would have done it good.

There is a character who died who I think, realistically, should have been able to be revived and I wish that they were. Also a character gets killed and I think the maximals should have been the ones to kill them. I wish the maximals got more screen time. The movie was fairly fast paced. The movie is only 2 hours and 7 minutes long. Which is still 2 hours but I think having it go a little longer would have helped a lot of characters.

The reveal at the end almost made me scream like holy shit. I was expecting something but not THAT. I really hope we can see more decepticons next movie. Like Skywarp as a main antagonist would be so cool. Think of the fight  scenes. Think of the teleportation. Think of another purple movie robot. Please. Pleassseeee.

I though that the CGI was fine. Nothing looked off to me in a way that would pull me out of the movie. The Flash looked a lot worse and I think that movie had a higher budget. 

Optimus wanting to get home and his conflict is compelling to me. Like he doesn’t have a reason to like or trust humans. He’s been stranded on this shithole of a planet with no contact with his army or friends or home for seven years I understand why he hates it. He also has another reason to really get the hell out but spoilers. But also he comes to a general understanding with the humans and learns that they are sort of worth working with. He just wants to get home and help his friend get better and save his own world and brutally murder his enemy. He’s still very brutal but it feels different to Bayverse. That’s probably because I don’t like Michael Bay or his transformers films but you chose to read to this point so you get to deal with my weird biases.

*minor spoilers sort of*

The part where Unicron tells OP not to destroy the key and that he give him anything and OP says “then die” got me way too hyped up. Like wow. Murder dad robot is SO cool!

I love Arcee fighting with Wheeljack and standing on Rhinox, idk if it was a call back and or reference to that one beats wars  scene but I love it either way

#transformers #maccadam #rotb spoilers #rotb #rotb mirage #rotb optimus #rotb cheetor #Duck screams about things

[debb987]

UAHHHH!!! i read your eldest brother fic this week (i had started it earlier but hadn’t gotten more than a few chapters and i finally sat myself down to read it), and let me say it’s AMAZING!!!!! probably my fav fic in the fandom tbh. it’s incredible. i love the way you handle both splinters, while not apologizing for their actions you point out that it’s not impossible to change and that GROWING is something that is not impossible. i think that this type of character development, regarding flawed characters who aren’t villains necessarily but are definitely not helping the protagonists is hard to come by and i really appreciate how you handle it. i also would just like to put into words how much i love and appreciate raph and his alters. i am not a part of a system but i know of people who are, and i have sent them this fic so that they know that they are being represented in media!! because god knows there’s not enough DID representation around. raph’s system is incredibly well done and written, and i love each of his alters equally, they’re all amazing. AND RAPH HIMSELF!!!! is a phenomenal character i hope you know that. he has gone from my least fav rise turtle to battling for first BECAUSE OF YOUR FIC!!!!!!! i think he is just. the guy ever /pos. i hope that he gets to keep his new adopted bros as well as the old. speaking of new bros, i love the way both the rise boys and 2012 boys are written. i LOVE seeing the similarities and (haunting) differences each pair of bros has. i cant wait for them to meet up and for them to all just become besties with the same older brother. i also really, really want to see cassandra, mostly because i just want raph to be himself without having to take care of his bros. i just think he deserves someone to talk to and appreciate who doesn’t have to rely on him all the time. truthfully i just wanna see their wholesome dynamic; raph deserves some platonic love.

(mostly i just wanted to tell u how much i appreciate and love this fic. it has been such a treasure to read. you are a phenomenal writer who has made me love both the rise and 2012 boys even more. never stop doing what u do ❤️)

lmao sorry for the rant

I'm gushing right back and it's so long so more below the cut!

OMG AKSJDAKSHD AHHHHHH This is so flattering, I'm exploding!/pos This fandom has so many great fics, for TEB to be among the favorites it's really high praise, such an honor 🥹🥹💕💕

The "Splinter is Trying" tag, my beloved!!! 🥰🥰 Both Splinters are very flawed, yes, but OH How I love sinking my author claws deep into their characters to pull them apart and take a peek at their core. What caused this? Do they realize? Do they try to improve? TEB is just one massive Character Analysis in form of a story aksjdakjshd👌👌

Ahhh thank you so much, I really tried to give justice to the Raph has DID tag!! I'm not a system, nor am I friends with any in IRL, so all of it is lots of investigation on different sources and I'm happy it's coming across as good representation so far 🥰🥹 Even though TEB is NOT an educational novel on these matters in any shape or form, I do try to give good rep whenever possible 💕💕

SFKJSSJS YES! YES! Convert to the dark side, come put Raph among the top fav turtles! 😈😇ksksksk Welcome to the club 🤝🤝 the fact that TEB managed to somewhat rise his spot in the "Favorite turtles" list is also high praise, I'm so flattered, I love him so much and sharing that to the point of making others love him too is flattering🥳🥳🥳

I love writing their similarities and diferences too! The 12 and Rise brothers have so many similarities on their "core" but circumstances shaped them to be different, their own individuals, and I love to explore that along with the parallels ksksks I really can't wait for them to meet! 🤩🤩

Cassandra is the best, fr fr, I'm really looking forward to that part of the story where Raph can finally take a break from family-matters and can just be silly and chaotic with his bff 😌👏

I love the rant, I love it with all my heart, like please, PLEASE, if you can copy-paste it in AO3, Idc which chapter, or if its Anon, just let it be there so I don't lose it to Tumblr ephemerality 🥹🥹 It's such a beautifully long comment, I love gushing about these sm, I love sitting down to answer all my comments in AO3 aksjdajsda but overall just.

Thank you for taking the time to write this and let me know, you brightened my day, I'm smiling so much! As I read this, as I answer this!! Thank you! And I hope the story continues to be enjoyable 🥰🥰

#the eldest brother tmnt #Stymecoulli asks #Deb answers #Deb writes

[padfootdaredmetoo]

Hi! Guess who?! ❤️Ahhhhh I just got to read the part you posted and I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!!! Thank you for writing it!! I loved everything about it!! First off I love how they met so much!! Like it was so cute that the women had a sleep over and party for her first night!  Then the fact he called her 221C and was so grumpy about it😂 That made me laugh!! And Ebola was just precious in every way possible!!!! I think you wrote her character perfectly!! I love how all the Shelby women just took her right in too! ❤️❤️ I'm sure Ada and Esme would be sure to grill Tewksbury hard when they meet him!!😂😂 Also I just realized that Mycroft and Oswald Mosley are both played by the same actor and imagines the chaos of the Shelby's meeting him when you mentioned him being a twat😂😂 But I just love over all how you built up her relationship with Enola! 

And then Sherlock 🥰🥰🥰🥰 abhhh my beautiful brilliant man😂😂I'm not sure if I'm right, but the way I read it he seems to have broken in to her apartment (technically) when he came in the morning to get Enola and that cracked me up! I loved how she threw the book at home too then! Serves him right😂 but their "second" meeting was also so cute and I loved how she was like "don't hurt my enola" and he was like "your brother annoys mine and that makes me happy"😂😂 

And then oohhh the drama!!!!! Like I feel bad she was hurt (even though I knew it would happen🤭) but then like AHHHHHH Sherlock saving her was just!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I also love how soft he was with helping her and the fact she was able to relax when she knew it was him!!!!🥰🥰 and ohhhh! She kissed him!! Also how he was like "you're in shock" and didn't let it go much farther ! Idk why but like I really liked that part. Conscious consent is attractive. 🥰🤣🤣🥰 AND THEN HE READ TO HER!!!! 😍😍😍 also I can absolutely see him arguing with. A fictional characters motives😂😂😂 he'd probably make a whole case file for why a fictional plan failed or guess what the ending was before the plot twist😂😂 

And then the whole rest of the ending made me laugh so much!!😂😂 I love the idea of a furious Enola trying to tell off Tommy and his brothers thinking they'd hurt basically her sister. And then Tommy just staring because is anyone else yelled at him like that (and of that) they would have been ☠️ but he can't to that to this small girl he doesn't know it but could probably take him in a fight decently well😂 And then awe!! I love how her family was relieve she was ok, but the men immediately went into like 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️ kinda stand off mode over protecting her both generally and brother wise😂 Also I like how Tommy took some of the blame for it too!! That part made me smile thinking like he did it because it was true but also because let's be honestly Tommy seems to have a soft spot for like the young and innocent in that even if he doesn't know them well he'll try to help them. Like the big brother in him saw Enola's feelings her hurt and was like "yeah we're gonna fix that's a bit" And I think Ada and Enola make the best tag team wing women ever😂😂 They were like "oh this is happening, this is very much happening." I love how they even brought Alfie into it😂 also YEAH WE'RE ALFIE's FAVORITE !!😂😂😂  also brief thought, Alfie and Enola😂😂 oh the chaos that would bring😂

And then the ends scene 🥰🥰🥰🥰 like all the scenes were 🥰🥰🥰 but I really like the end he was like the safest you'll be is by me so let's cuddle😂😂🥰🥰 and yeah! I loved this entire thing so much!! It was absolutely perfect and brilliant!! And thank you so much again for writing it!! I loved it and probable read it 4 times over before writing this so I could take it all in 😂😂🥰🥰 you're amazing!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hey Love,

Sherlock 100% broke into her apartment in that scene. I mention it in one of the parts I left out - but I just posted them!!

I am SO SO SO happy you enjoyed it! There is one more part I want to write for it. I'm just really so happy and I feel like for whatever reason that cross-over works so well. My mind has exploded over different Ideas I want to write for it so thank you for sending in this request and for waiting such a long time. Not to mention writing in to encourage me. Seriously it's been really nice chatting with you! <3 <3 <3

#I call this a BIG WIN

[dracothedeatheatingcupcake-ao3]

Chapter 17 The Problem with Mondo

Ahhh I forgot Taka's birthday again I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyy.

(TMI up ahead, just a warning) Ugh. This has not been a good week, dear god. I started work again, and I am SO GLAD I tend to work with older elementary students, not younger ones. (I work as an after school teacher, for context). But this week, all kinders get out at noon to introduce them to school, I guess, so my after school program has to be open for them, and my supervisor asked me to help out. And these kids are WILD. One of them isn't fully potty trained and, uh, had an accident on the floor. Not number 1, either. Another straight up refused to come to our program, so my supervisor had to stay with him until he was willing to come, all three days, and today I spent an hour with him in the older kid classroom alone to help him calm down. Another had a tantrum so hard (because I asked him to SHARE) that he peed himself yesterday. Which I had to handle, while also handling the kid who pooped himself. And to top that all off, I got sick to my stomach while with the older kids today and had to try and prevent them from realizing I was going to be sick, all while five kids were asking me different questions. I think I was successfully able to distract them from me vomiting in the trashcan so they didn't notice, but there was still the fact that I was feeling unwell thanks to some new medication. And it's ONLY WEDNESDAY MY DUDES.

Ahhhhhh it's fine, it's fine, I'm going on vacation in two weeks and I'll be on a cruise, and I'll be FINE. But yeah, that's my hectic week in a nut shell, and is why I forgot about Taka's birthday. Thank god I put a birthday post in my queue yesterday or I'd have forgotten entirely, ugh.

But yeah, here's the chapter. I hope y'all like! Thanks for the comments, they really do help. <3

You can read the chapter here.

Summary:

Mondo Owada can deal with a lot of shit without any problem. He’s had to in order to survive. An abusive, deadbeat old man. An alcoholic, neglectful ma. The death of his older brother, the only person in this godforsaken world who has ever (and likely will ever) love him. It may have hurt like a bitch and caused him to close himself off emotionally, but he got through it and is still standing strong.

However, trying to sort out the tangled mess of emotions he feels whenever he’s around a certain red-eyed, spiky haired, and impossibly uptight Ultimate Moral Compass? Now, that just might be too much for him to handle.

Companion piece to The Problem with Perfection.

Chapter 17

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#Kiyotaka Ishimaru #Danganronpa #Mondo Owada #Mondo Owada POV #Ishimondo #Danganronpa fanfiction #My fanfic #TPWM

[igotathingforvampires]

Anon Ask | Caius Volturi x F!Witch Reader: Punishments

Canon Divergent Dora is true mated to Renata because I <3 Renata Fight Me

Reader is a Witch.

You are a human. Who managed because of a latent heritage of being a Witch to wander past Heidi into the Throne Room thinking it’s a tour.

You’re not stupid, you walk right in and get near the dais and look around and realize that this is not just a tour.

Sighing, you glance around and face palm. “Ahhhhhh Fuck My Life.”

The Kings of Volterra are eyeing you with amusement.

You sigh, and glare UP at the throne of a very, very gorgeous almost elfin, platinum haired King who’s GLARING back at you with a raised brow and a scowl.

“So ah do I get to pick who offs me?”

All vampires just PAUSE.

“Because okay, if I’m gonna die.” You point at Caius. “That one. You. You’ve got dibs Sir.”

Caius is Shooketh.

This little human has got some guts.

He hates humans. HATES humans.

So why when he snatches you up and you just look at him with those big eyes, and a small smile “just make it quick hm?”

You wait, eyes closed.

Caius pauses, growling and suddenly NOPE you’re picked up and ZOOM.

Aro: The fuck just happened?

You’re tucked away in his inner sanctuary of his rooms, sat down on a chair. “Sit RIGHT here human. If you move I shall be displeased, you won’t like what happens if you make me angry.”

“Uhhhhhh kay.”

Caius goes and feeds and after he sits amongst his brothers. “I’m keeping it.” He growls

Turns out he can keep you because you’re not human! YAY!

“So am I like a bunny.”

“Less than a Rabbit you’re human.” Caius would growl at you.

“Mmmkay.”

How things Go:

You are the chillest bitch to ever chill. Life has not been great, in fact it’s been a horror show, Aro of course sees this and he scolds Caius for treating you like a piece of furniture rather than a person.

Aro knows you’re just feeling Caius out, watching because there are moments— the very few moments— when he is oh so gentle.

You shiver, a blanket is flung at your face. “My luck you’d catch pneumonia.”

Your tummy rumbles, the chef brings a five star meal. “I don’t need you dying.”

You’re bored, suddenly you’re in front of the TV and given access to ALL the shows. “You’re being a pest.”

Aro also knows your temper is starting to appear the more Caius pushes you away.

Caius isn’t sure what to even do with you— he is FEELING things, things he’s never even felt with Dora. And Dora is berating him alongside Marcus for being an utter nitwit.

“Cai for all your brilliance for strategy you’re an idiot in romance.” Dora says.

He knows it’s true. He’s an asshole.

And angry.

All the time. But when you’re around he’s not angry anymore.

But at one point you’re still fidgeting with your hands. “What is the problem now.”

“Ah…well…” you fidget some more, “c-can I have some water colors?”

Caius freezes. “You paint?” He seems curious.

You nod. “I do digital art but I like canvas art too!” You show him your phone of photoshop collages, watercolor, digital paintings and such.

“You do this on a computer?” He tilts his head. He hates technology. So seeing that one can create art this way is astounding to him.

“Yeah I had to sell my iPad a while ago so sadly I can’t do much right now but if I have some water colors that would be a good start!” You bounce on your feet.

You have the a massive iMac, a Wacom Cintiq 24”, an entire selection of Derwent colors and crazy amounts of canvases and anything else you might need that an artist can think of.

Caius is utterly stunned when you tackle him and kiss his cheek thanking him.

His heart explodes into confetti.

Art is how Caius communicates his gentler side. His art is beautiful, evoking deep emotions, and his hand is gentle and fluid enough in motion to capture even the most minute details.

You both grow exceptionally close, till Marcus one day pulls him aside to inform him of the Mate Bond that is between you two.

The Kiss:

You’re modeling for Caius, it’s a random request and you feel utterly embarrassed dressed in flowing robes and sprawled on a chaise lounge half hanging off, your hair spilling onto the marble floor.

You can’t quite help but notice how his gaze is pitch black and devouring you.

“M-Master Caius?”

“Caius.” He grumbles.

“Huh?”

“I think it’s about time you can call me Caius y/n.”

He can hear your heart thump an erratic beat as magic swirls in your eyes. It’s slowly been coming back to you, being cared for, like a plant long neglected, your magic has begun to grow under the tender albeit aloof care of the vampire King you’re so utterly in love with.

But you know it’s silly, there’s no way it’d work—

He’s suddenly next to you, hovering nose to nose, pulling you towards him, “you consume me.”

It’s the last thing he says for a long while as you both end up staying on that lounge for a— ahem lengthy amount of time.

Punishments:

Caius is a sadist.

But he’s a loving sadist.

He has so many kinks he doesn’t know what to do with them. And luckily for him— surprise surprise you’re kinky too.

But you tend to be mouthy. And Caius does not like when he is disobeyed. “Be a good pet and go sit.”

“But—“

“1.”

When Aro counts it’s for orgasms.

When Caius counts it’s for paddling or the crop.

Or it’s for forced orgasms and overstimulation.

The dynamic between you is quite lovely, boundaries are discussed whenever needed, although Caius can come across as gruff and uncaring, at one point during punishment play you had said your safe word rather quickly, and everything stopped. Oils, bath, rub down, talks, blankets, snuggles, and so many kisses to the forehead. “Bunny, oh my little bunny what happened?”

As someone who does not cry.

Ever.

Aro has attested to this.

It astounds Caius that you’d trust him enough to do so.

He realizes that he’s earned a trust that has not been earned by anyone in a long long time, knowing that feeling, he would never break it by overdoing things or going past your boundaries.

Punishments are talked out. Explained. Rules are fairly discussed and you ALWAYS have a say in vetoing or staying off for another day.

If it’s a topic that has yet to be discussed it is tabled, and discussed for what an appropriate response should be.

Punishments include:

Caning

Paddle

Crop (your favorite)

Being suspended and teased.

Leashed. Yes he will have you walk behind him with a leash and collar. And yes he will sit in the Library with you on a leash and your head in his lap. “Good Bunny.”

You are a very good bunny.

Caius has only had only lost his temper with you once. And never will again.

It was due to negligence on your part, you had disobeyed him when it was imperative for you to listen, not aware of the danger of a local coven’s very out of control member. “But Cai why—“

They had heard your blood sing to them.

Caius had torn the individual to pieces in a fit of utter rage before turning on you with a shout, “I told you NEVER to disobey me.” he roared at you, the energy coming off him practically feral as his eyes were murderous.

Seeing you shrink back; the fear in your gaze at him almost broke his heart when the dread kicked in as to what he had done. He had frightened you.

He was supposed to be your comfort and safety.

of course you wouldn't understand vampire's ways of doing things.

or what a singer was...you were a witch...

But before he could even think to reach for you...

You had fled.

Hidden away in Dora’s rooms you tucked yourself away in her bathroom in the tub with a blanket curled up and wept.

Dora and Sulpricia beat the shit out of Caius.

He had sat outside the door pleading with you for hours.

He knew he had utterly fucked up.

He had a horrid temper, he knew it, and the idea of you being drained dry right in front of him had been far too much for him to think of. “Y/n please talk to me. I'm so sorry please forgive me.”

You had unlocked the door with magic…. And he had merely crawled into the tub with you, curled around you underneath the blanket and held you while you cried into him and smacked at his chest. “Don’t do that ever again!!!”

“I know, I know bunny I know. Never again. I'm a bastard I know.”

You calmed down and glared at him.

“Would you like to delve out a punishment?”

You blinked, confused and then realized what he was offering.

“Yes.”

And that is how you ended up quite happy with your vampire begrudgingly, and amused sitting at your feet in your shared rooms with GOOD BOY on a thick leather collar.

Turns out Caius likes being punished too.

“Also a masochist hm?” You laugh at him and grip him by his hair.

“So it seems.” He muses kissing your knee and nudging your legs apart. “But the reward is worth it isn’t it bunny?”

#caius volturi

[honey-milk-depresso]

TWST Vice Dorm Leaders with an s/o who likes Bohemian Fashion

JJDDJDK OK I HAD TO RETYPE THIS PART- Hello! I have at least 14 more drafts left after I finish this one so AHHHHHH I’ve been procrastinating a lot and my drafts are literally piling up.

Bohemian fashion is, according to google “ artistic, relax and liberated”. It’s a really elegant yet casual style which I think is really pretty! But, all fashion senses are all equally good in their own way, and if you have your own one, then own it! Flaunt it! Okay, now onto the headcanon!

Trey Clover

He thinks that’s super cool!

You look really pretty with that thin, detailed long coat of yours, or your detailed dress.

You introduced him to all the stone beaded jewelry you have, and he thinks that’s really cool as well!

Maybe he can have some inspiration from your fashion senses into his pastry decorations!

He just gotta be a lot more diligent to add in the details properly.

Wa lah!

You made Trey decorate the cupcakes like artistic mozart wtf-

It’s beautiful.

B E S U S-

“Y-you decorated it similar to my jacket patterns??? That’s really cool, but difficult to do.. You don’t have to make it for me like that..”

“S/o, I really do like your style. Thus, I decided to style my own cupcakes. I love doing it, especially when it reminds me of you~”

Heart attack 2.0

Damn, I’m indulging into Trey lately

I mean, who doesn’t like baker boi-

Ruggie Bucchi

Did- 

did Crewel made a Savanaclaw female uniform???

It looks very Savanaclaw aesthetic-

You explained to him that you love bohemian fashion, and that you liked those jackets with tassels and stuff, with all the details coming in.

Wow-

You are dead drop gorgeous s/o

And he’s gonna cherish the look of you in that jacket

that dress

Basically anytime you wear your bohemian fashion and like

flaunt it hun

FLAUNT IT-

You are absolutely dashing in his eyes-

Anyone who dares say you look stupid are gonna be laughing so hard 

they die

of fun

miserably.

Like damn Ruggie-

Ooh we gonna do yandere Ruggie???

Shishishi-

Nah-

Jade Leech

Oya?

How elegant.

He loves that you have an eye for artistic patterns and details

You look like royalty he swears-

Especially the one with nature prints-

You look like a royalty or nymph of the woods or some shit-

Your fashion sense is not something you see everyday!

It’s totally unexpected and refreshing!

He loves it!

OOH-

WhY NOT-

ahem

why not try making him where one of your scarves to work??

Eh?

EH????

Welp, looks like he threw away that purple scarf everyone’s suppose to wear

With one of your much more fashionable scarves~

“Jade, take of that scarf, it’s not part off the dress code, WHERE’S YOUR NORMAL SCARF-”

“Azul, please. That scarf is so plain, we need something a little more... exotic.”

“You’re only wearing it because it reminds you of s/o, isn’t it?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Yeah he doesn’t know what you’re talking about-

Jamil Viper

You thought he has no time to notice your cool fashion?

Cuz Scarabia gotta a lot of your type of detail going on?

Wrong.

You are absolutely W R O N G-

At first he thought you were one of those guests that were friends with the al asims.

And oh he was absolutely

W R O N G

He thought you look like frickin’ royalty

LIKE DAMN

YOU LOOK BREATH TAKING AND ELEGANT-

With all that artistic patterns

How could he???

Anyways-

He loves your fashion

and he *shyly* (oooh~) asked you if he could-

ya know-

maybe-

if you could give him one of your hoodies-

like the one with your bohemian patterns-

Yeah that be great-

He swears he’s not a pervert, but he’s just busy all the time and can’t see you often,

so just having an article of your clothes makes him feels like at least your there.

I mean, that’s unless you are free and wanna come to Scarabia ya know-

He’s not forcing you-

Please visit him he needs it-

Rook Hunt

Oh my!

How exotic!

So dashing!

So refreshing!

Such an apple of the eye!!

Literally just showers you with compliments.

He can’t help it!

He just loves your fashion senses!

It’s just so elegant and casual at the same time!

You just cut it flawlessly with that style!

MMMMMMMMMMMM

I think he’s the type to observe the style of your jewelry,

and somehow find the right stone beads to make necklaces and bracelets that are Bohemian fashion.

I don’t know how-

But-

It’s sweet-

And he just adores how you look with the jewelry!

Anyone who makes fun of your fashion senses

are in for some serious beating-

Like-

They’re in trouble-

You don’t even know what Rook did to make them shut up-

But it doesn’t matter

He loves his mon cheri’s fashion and of course,

the mon cheri themselves!

Ortho Shroud (platonic)

WOW

Although google in pretty much installed in his brain-

I wanna think he never really thought about fashion

Like the only ones he sees are goth and stuff cuz-

Idia-

Which is WAY TOO COOL-

He thinks yours is absolutely pretty!

WOW BIG WOWS

He thinks your dresses and jackets with those cool boots make you look so pretty!

You should show this to big brother Idia!

Maybe you should lend him your scarf and see how he looks like?

Don’t worry, he’ll return it!

Spoiler, you gave him your scarf cuz he looks so cute in it wtf-

He’s gonna show this scarf to big brother!

He’s gonna love it! He knows it!

He loves you no matter who you are!

And he’s sure his big brother loves you for who you are too!

Lilia Vanrouge

Oh?

How refreshing?

I think he’s come across some bohemian fashion himself-

and has maybe a piece of article or two

But he thinks al the same,

it’s certainly exotic!

You look striking in that dress!

You go rock it!

Maybe he have some sort of fashion runaway strut in Diasomnia-

and like you two just dress up and show off to each other your dresses and stuff-

Lmao Sebek just like whining over the fact he’s doing this-

Silver probably like meh-

And Malleus is so confuse-

I also like to think that you two just bring the entire Diasomnia gang to dress up with you guys-

And like just strut your stuff!

Show off them boots and necklace!

Lilia surely is having so much fun!

I think he’d also cheekily steal your boots-

He just loves them!

Obviously gives them back to you-

But no matter what fashion you like,

He thinks your beautiful no matter what!

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland headcanons #trey clover #jade leech #ruggie bucchi #ortho shroud #lilia vanrouge #rook hunt #jamil viper #trey clover x reader #jade leech x reader #lilia vanrouge x reader #jamil viper x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #rook hunt x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader

[multiyandereimagines]

ahhhhhh!! that piece you wrote w will and jj was so so so so good!! if you were up to it, could you maybe please do like a part two or what happens after??

gladly! i actually felt really proud of it so the fact that you want a part two makes me really happy! thank you anon. ❤️

part one

tw: possesive behavior, abuse (slapping), manipulation

[Yandere Jennifer Jareau & William LaMontagne Jr x Female Teen Reader]

“sweetie.. wake up!”

“awww you must be so tired from yesterday”

“honey it’s time to wake up..”

“y/n!”

your eyes snapped open and you saw jj or as she likes to be called “mom.”

you sighed, not this bitch again...

“rise and shine sweetie!” she went down to kiss your forehead and caressed your messy hair. you didn’t reply, jj chuckled, “i know this is all still very weird to you but trust me it’s better to just accept that things are different now, change can be good thing.” she smiled, you noticed that she was all dressed up. you wanted to ask where she was going that looked like she was a secret agent or something but you kept your mouth shut.

“i’m going to work! i’m an fbi profiler, like we mentioned we catch criminals every single day. i would ask for a day off but this case is pretty intense today and they need me more than ever.”

how the holy hell did she know that?

“your facial expressions sweetie.” she chuckled. “it’s pretty easy to read your face.” she pinched your cheeks gently. “okay so your dad is going to be staying here to keep an eye on you and henry but mostly you. we both know you’re probably going to try and escape so to be safe your dad will be staying here, got it?” nodding your head, hoping she’ll leave you alone already.

“come downstairs and eat some breakfast honey, i’m running a little late so unfortunately i won’t be joining but henry and your dad is eating right now so why don’t you go join them.” she kissed your forehead once again than walked out of your room.

you sat up and quickly changed, jj took you to go shopping for some clothes. not in the same mall of course but that didn’t stop you from trying to get help from a worker which only resulted into jj immediately taking you home and lecturing you, only leaving it off with a warning that she’ll do much worse if you decide to pull something like that again.

after looking somewhat presentable you walked down the stairs and saw only will and henry sitting down at the dinner table chatting about random shit that you weren’t even interested about. they both noticed you once you sat down and began eating. “hi y/n!” henry greeted happily, you smiled at him but didn’t say anything else. “talk to your little brother, y/n. don’t be rude.” will sternly told you. “yeah y/n, don’t be rude!” henry giggled. you mentally rolled your eyes, someone kill me already.

“hey henry.” you said in a monotone voice and began eating some more, “come one at least say it like your actually happy to see him.” you looked over at your “father” who was giving you one of those “disappointed dad” looks. you sighed, “hey henry!” you tried sounding more upbeat and that made henry giggle even more. “there you go sweetheart, it wasn’t that hard was it?” he smiled.

moments later will got a phone call and excused himself and went to another room. “so how do you like it here?” henry asks, ripping apart his pancake. you shrugged, “i miss my mom” henry nodded, “yeah i miss my mom too but don’t worry, she’s coming back at around night time.” wow he really thinks i’m talking about his mom...

will came back, putting his phone in his pocket. “okay kiddos there’s an emergency at work that i have to be at, y/n and henry can i please trust you both to stay here by yourselves?” the both of you nodded, “great.” he quickly said while putting on a jacket and getting his car keys, than shortly after leaving the house.

“yes!” you cheered and quickly went up to your room, looking out the window and seeing will drive off into the distance. you pulled out a trash bag and quickly stuffed all of your clothes in it, henry entered your room, “what are you doing?”

looking up at him, “henry! can you pretty please not tell your parents about this? can you just say that my mother found me and i’m safe with her now? please..” you begged him hoping he will comply. “alright, i guess i can do that.” “THANK YOU SO MUCH!” getting caught up in the moment you hugged henry tightly, “thank you...” saying one last time and rushing him out of your room to continue packing all your stuff.

speeding down the stairs you said your goodbyes to henry and walked out the door, sighing tiredly, you felt like you could cry right now... you’re finally free!

you stole some money that was in jj and will’s bedroom to catch a bus back home. finally you’re able to see your mom again, it felt like ages without seeing your family again.

you checked the time to see when the bus arrives and it’s not until late at night, looks like you’ve got some time to kill.

~~~

after getting something to eat and walking around some stores you made your way back to the bus station, memorizing the exact time it arrives.

you waited patiently, sitting on your bag full of clothes. you saw lights coming up to you, smiling thinking it’s the bus, instead it the familiar car will was driving. as it stopped in front of you, you saw a very angry jj and will. jj got out of the car and roughly pulled you by the arm, “what were you THINKING trying to escape from us, huh?!” you winced at her yelling, “s-sorry...” jj scoffed, “that’s all you have to say? that’s all you have to fucking say?!” you flinched at her cursing. “get in the car. now.” she basically shoved you inside the car and stuffed your bag next to you. the car ride was silent and uncomfortable, you could literally feel all the frustration and anger in the air and it made you frightened.

the three of you entered the house and henry sat on the couch almost like he was patiently waiting for you guys to arrive. “hey buddy, good job for notifying us that y/n was trying to run away.” will praised him as he smiled at his father proudly. you looked at henry in shock, how dare he betray me like this?!

meanwhile jj didn’t even let you gather up all your emotions, she dragged you to your room and closed the door behind her. “me and your father work endlessly to put bad guys away and when we get told that you ran off somewhere that makes our lives a lot more harder. do you know how devastating that is for us?! that we have to go home early just so that we have to put your ass back here where you belong.” jj was all up in your face now, making you slowly back away.

“i-i needed to get back to my real mom i..” you felt a stinging pain on your cheek and soon your eyes started to water.

did she just slap me?

“ENOUGH! stop talking about her if she really cared about you than she would have busted her ass to come and find you but guess what?! your still here with us so that goes to show that she never even cared about you at all! we’re the ones who care about you so stop with the whole “my mother needs me” bullshit!” you froze in place and looked at jj who started wiping her own tears.

soft sobs escaped your lips, “i-i’m sorry...” you felt arms wrap around you. “it’s gonna be okay sweetie, just please don’t do this again you really had us worrying sick. we love you okay?” you nodded your head and buried your face into her shirt.

maybe your real mother doesn’t care about you... but at least now you have two parents who does.

#tw abuse #tw manipulation #criminal minds #yandere criminal minds #jennifer jareau #yandere jennifer jareau #william lamontagne jr #yandere william lamontagne jr #criminal minds imagines #jennifer jareau imagines #william lamontagne jr imagines #yandere #yandere imagines #imagines #yandere parents #yandere x reader #female reader #yandere x female reader #ohhh boy this took quite awhile #i kept getting distracted so maybe that’s why

[calif0rnia-lovers]

falling for boys.

A/N: Ahhhhhh the good old “fake dating trope.” Some say it’s played out, and should be laid to rest, but I say with Ez Reyes that’s not even a possibility.

Pairing: Ez Reyes x Reader

Request: Fake dating one of the boys to throw off an ex.

Words: 1.8K 

"Fuck."

Turning on your heels, you quickly divert your path from the bar. Suddenly replenishing your nearly empty margarita glass didn't seem important.

It didn't matter how packed the bar is, you could recognize that laugh anywhere. You had listened to it for three years after all.

You lift your glass to your lips and take a sip as you turn back towards the bar for a second glance.

Sure enough, resting against the bar pressed against a girl who barely looks old enough to order is your ex: Alex. 

The only problem is, this isn't his local watering hole.

It's yours.

He lives nearly thirty minutes outside of Santo Padre. He'd randomly reached out to you a few days ago. Some text about being in town over the weekend. A text you didn't even bother responding to. You watch him smile at the young girl, as her fingers trail down his chest. His focus shifts from her, his eyes scanning the crowded bar.

The moment they lock with yours its like a knee jerk reaction.

One second you're shoving your empty glass into the hands of a passing Angel, the next you're grabbing onto the kutte of Ezekiel.

Both men stop in their tracks.

"You want another one?" Angel asks lifting your empty glass. "Or do you want me to bring you something else?"

Letting your eyes meet his, you take in his arched brow. Angel's eyes leave yours long enough to drift down to your left hand which is still gripping Ez's kutte.

"Another one, please," you smile. "Thank you."

Angel nods, his eyes passing between you and a very confused Ez before heading towards the bar.

You steal a second glance towards the bar to find that your ex is no longer in sight. Either he's slipped into the bathroom with Miss. Barely Legal, or he's on the move. Dragging Ez back towards the table he and Angel just left, you smile triumphantly realizing you're as far away from the bar as possible.

Releasing your grip on Ez's kutte, you awkwardly readjust the fabric before lightly patting his chest.

"Hey, there handsome." You wince at the awkward delivery and the fact that for some reason you're still touching him. Propping your hands on your hips, you smile as Ez's eyes take in your stance before moving back to your face. "Are you enjoying yourself?"

The corners of Ez's lips turn up into a smile, his eyebrows furrowing as you peek over his shoulder.

"Depends?" He chuckles, his response pulling your eyes back to him. "What do you need?"

Your mouth falls open in mock shock, your hand finding your chest.

"What makes you assume that I need something?" You try your best to ignore the smile sliding across his lips. "Maybe, I just wanted some decent company."

"If I'm who you landed with you must be having a shitty night," Ez chuckles, his suspicions not yet satisfied.

"I kinda need someone I trust," you emphasize the trust in hopes he'll agree to what you're going to ask next. "To help me out by doing me a quick favor."

"The last time someone said that to me, there was a dead body involved."

"I promise it's perfectly legal," you interlace your fingers tugging him towards the abandoned dartboard.

"What does this favor entail?" Ez's brow arches as you hand him a dart.

Concentrating, he lines up for his first shot.

"You kissing me," you reply casually. "Or sucking on my neck for a bit. Whichever one you prefer."

Ez's shot flies wider than he anticipated, the dart landing on the edge of the board.

Tilting your head, you wince as you observe his work. You line up your shot, a triumphant smile flashing across your features as your dart lands in the center of the board.

"I remember you being way better at this."

You turn to find Ez watching you in a mixture of confusion and disbelief. His brown eyes are widened, his mouth opening for a second before snapping shut.

"Wait-what?"

"What would piss you off more?" You ask as your eyes briefly scan the room before returning to Ez's confused expression. "Seeing me kissing some random guy, or the hickey he left on my neck?"

Ez shakes his head for a second in an attempt to clear it, but he still comes up more confused as he takes in your very serious expression.

He opens his mouth to respond, but then his eyes drift from yours down to your lips. They remain there for a brief second before moving to the curve of your neck.

Snapping your fingers, you fight back the smile spreading across your lips as Ez's eyes meet yours.

"Focus, Ezekiel," you giggle as his eyes flick back down to your lips. "I need us on the same page-"

"Yeah," he breathes his lingering gaze lifting to meet yours. "Whatever page you're on...I'm not there."

"I need you to be my boyfriend, now." You reach forward, your fingers finding the front of his jeans as you spot your ex. It seems Alex has finally found you again. Tugging him forward, you bump into the nearby table as Ez's hips press against yours. His hands find your waist as he attempts to maintain his balance. Realizing time is winding down, you speak quickly praying that quick mind of his will allow Ez to keep up. "My ex is here, so I need an answer to that question from earlier-"

Ez's body goes rigid, his grip tightening against your hips.

"Wait, the asshole from San Diego? Didn't he cheat on you?"

Even though he's never personally met your ex. The stories he's heard you share about him with Letti are enough to make Ez's skin crawl.

You note the scowl on Ez's face as he turns his head to glance in the direction your gaze was a few seconds before. Catching his chin, you give him a reassuring smile as he meets his gaze.

"Relax, Ez. I don't need you to kick his ass."

His brow arches. "You sure?"

You can't help but smile at the suggestive wag of his brows.

"Positive, it wouldn't be much of a fight for you," you giggle as his shoulders relax. "Just make him a little jealous."

The corner of his lips turn up, Ez's eyes searching yours as his left-hand finds the curve of your neck. His thumb gently brushes against the soft skin before drifting to the back of your neck pulling your lips towards his.

His lips are soft against yours, the initial kiss lasting as quickly as it had come. His smile brushes against yours before he's applying more pressure, your body melting against his as you welcome the warmth of his lips.

Suddenly you can't even remember why you requested this, but somewhere in your swirling mind, you log a note to thank yourself later. The steady and deepening kiss isn't enough to distract you from the warm and wandering hands. His left presses into the curve of your hip, steading you as your weight shifts to your toes in an attempt to make the kiss last. His right drifts from the small of your back down to your ass, the cheeky squeeze causing your mouth to fall open with a gasp of shock.

He steals this chance to bring his lips back to yours. The warmth of his tongue brushing against yours as his arm secures around the small of your back pressing your hips flush with his. Your lips press a final kiss against his, a smile finding your lips at the cheeky grin he sends your way.

"Handsy are we?" You giggle as his lips press against your temple.

Ez's thumb rubs teasing circles against the warmth of your back, the action coaxing out the butterflies in your stomach.

"We gotta sell it, sweetheart." He chuckles as your eyes roll.

It seems that your kiss has not gone unnoticed.

As Ez drapes his arm over your shoulder, your body resting against his, you look up to find two men staring at you. Both wearing a similar expression.

Angel has finally returned, his steps halting after watching his younger brother kiss the girl he swore would never pay him the light of day each time he suggested Ez grow some balls and ask you out. Holding your fresh margarita, and two beers, Angel lets his eyes pass over the two of a grin breaking out across his face.

Alex is a few steps ahead of Angel. But unlike the oldest Reyes brother, his shocked expression hasn't quite surpassed...the shocked phase.

You don't need to see Ez's face to know that he's got the cocky grin on his face.

"Hey, Alex," you smile breaking silence.

"Hey, Y/N." Alex clears his throat, his eyes passing over you and Ez's interlaced fingers. Alex's grip tightens around his beer bottle as Ez's lips press against the curve of your ear before he releases your hand. "I thought that was you I saw...I wanted to say hey-it's been a while."

"Not long enough," Ez speaks up, his left arm wrapping around your waist. The smile on his face grows as your hand slips into his back pocket, but the look in his eyes tense Alex's shoulders.

"Oh, that was nice of you," you smile, trying your best not to laugh as Ez's sizing up of Alex causes him to offer you a weak smile.

"Yeah, man. Thanks for stopping by." Reaching forward, Ez offers Alex his free hand. "Ez."

Alex hesitantly accepts Ez's hand, his eyes lingering on his kutte passing over the patches on his chest.

"Alex-"

"Yeah, I know who the fuck you are." Ez nods as his grip tightens around Alex's hand. Even though you're satisfied at the wince that flashes across Alex's face, you lightly pat Ez's chest in the form of a warning. "I suggest that you keep walking...now that you've said “hi."

Despite his words of advice, Ez's grip doesn't loosen.

He allows his glare to pass over Alex's face one more time before his easy smile returns.

The second he's released, Alex doesn't waste a second to get out of Ez's sight. This is a much more difficult task than imagined because Ez's eyes follow him until he's swallowed up by the crowd.

Ez's body relaxes against yours as Angel steps forward. Softly shaking his head, Angel passes over the drinks.

"What?" Ez steals a glance in his brother's direction, his brow furrowing at the grin he gets in return.

Angel lifts his beer to his lips, failing miserably at suppressing his grin.

"Nothing," he chuckles gathering the remaining darts from the table. "You ready to go again?"

You wait until Angel moves to remove the previously thrown darts from the board to slip your arm inside Ez's kutte.

Wrapping your arm around his waist, you gently squeeze.

"Thanks, Ez."

Ez lets his eyes pass over the crowd one last time before meeting your gaze.

The grin you know and love returns as he squeezes you in return.

"It's nothing." He chuckles. "But let him try and talk to you again and I'm kicking his ass."

"That's fair," you giggle as his lips press against your temple. 

#let me know what you think? #ez reyes x reader #ez reyes #mayans imagines #mayans mc #JD Pardo #ezekiel reyes #imagines #ez reyes fic #ez reyes imagine

[jay-jay-the-simp]

New Genshin OC voice-lines

Genshin voicelines

Name: Phoenix [REDACTED] - Prideful Sin

Origin: Another world (Earth)  

Affiliations: Knight of Favonius

Power: Miasma emission/Teleportation

Weapon: Claymore

Star name: Sabik Orion (Not real)

Birth day: 30/11

-Elemental Skill (Oźy Pit: Acidic Feeling): Because I’m not smart in writing, Phoenix basically just makes orange/Purple acid appear from the ground, and infused with Dendro will cause “Burn”.

-Elemental Burst (Scarlet’s Will: A’tellifs Silence): Again, I’m not smart so what happens is that Phoenix will make a circle under the target, which will turn into a portal, making other portal inside the circle, teleporting the target everywhere whilst Phoenix teleports along with it and attacks it.

Role: Main DPS

Good: CRIT DMG, CRIT RATE, ATK, Movement SPD

Decent: CD,

Bad: DEF, HP, ER, EM

Constellations:

• Tint of Evil: Increases Oźy Pit: Acidic Feeling by 10%

• Brooding Silence: Every time teammate dies, Oźy Pit: Acidic Feeling will decrease by 30%

• Red Illness: Scarlets Will: A’tellifs Silence increases by 20%, but decreases 500 health every second.

• Lizards Wrath: Oźy Pit: Acidic Feeling Will increases by 10s.

• A’tellifs Ring: Scarlets Will: A’tellifs Silence becomes more powerful with Dendro bursts.

• Kings Cruelty: Any other character gets they’re healthy decreases so Phoenix’s health will increase.

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-Hello: Heya! I’m Phoenix and I am also from another world it’s nice to meet you!

-Good Morning: *Yawns* Good Morning Albe- Oh, it’s you, sorry thought you were someone else.

-Good afternoon: I’m starving! Let’s go before I start eating humans.

-Good evening: Can we have snack time? Please, please, please!

-Good night: Night time… It gives me memories of my home world, not good ones… But need’nt bother because I need to go to sleep and you do too, I’ll talk to you in the morning.

-When it rains: *Achoo* Even being the 6th son of one of the most powerful beings out there, my immune system is still so very weak, ugh…

-When is windy: Is Venti drunk again…?

-When there’s a thunderstorm: Is the Electro Archon mad at us or is Ei still gaining time to think about redemption.

-When it snows: As a person born  and raised in a laboratory, snow isn’t very common, but I’ve been in DragonSpine way too many times to know what it looks like.

-Chat (divinity): I do indeed have god blood running through my veins, but that doesn’t mean I am god. My mother was human and my father, well, my father will never be one, so I’m more of a Demigod.

-Chat (divinity) ll: Being seen as a Divine Being by others isn’t much of a choice, unless of course, you want it to be. But I have never wanted to be known as the 6th “Scarlet Child” or “Pride”, it’s a bad title once you know who my father is or what it means.

-Chat the (Fatui): All I know is to kill them once they enter my prephiral vision. But I must say that they are very annoying.

-About Albedo: He’s the one who accidentally teleported me here and also the one who takes care of me, usually people think he’s my father, but honestly, he’s just my teacher. Unfortunately anything I do or say will get him in trouble, so I can’t ever leave anywhere without him.

-About Sucrose: She’s super nice but seems to analyze me a lot, she helps me with my homework and usually helps me when Albedo can’t. I guess I am a bit confused on why she wants to create a different world, although I know how to do it, it’s better if she didn’t, since it’d have to kill her in the process.

-About Kaeya: The most annoying and flirtatious guy I’ve ever seen, ugh, he sucks! Kaeya always makes me do HIS work and it’s so annoying! I swear to 343 I’m gonna kill him someday!

-About Diluc: Master Diluc? He’s okay I guess, I don’t really wanna intrude his personal space, but I am very curious on why he acts all sad…

-About Eula: She is one of the most amazing people in Teyvat! She’s good at basically everything and she’s very nice! She dances ballet with me and teaches me how to use the Claymore! I don’t get why people don’t like her, probably jealousy.

-About Jean and Barbara: They are super nice! Although I haven’t “formally” met Jean before, I can tell she’s a very hardworking person! Barbara is too, but I do feel bad that they’re always working and never resting…

-About Mona: An astrologist who couldn’t tell me anything about my family… Figured. But I honestly like her a lot for not taking the advantage of astrology and making money, even if she’s in need of it.

-About Venti: Barbatos! Such a responsible god to the point I need to drag him out of the tavern when he’s blackout drunk… Ugh, whatever.

-About Chongyun and Xingqiu: Chogyun is quite scared of me, this may be news to you but I wasn’t born human, in fact, I was born as a demon whose bigger than Azhdaha and Osial, this is only my 3rd human form, so of course my aura carries demon aura, Chongyun gets quite scared around me. Xingqiu on the other hand, he likes flirting with me since we’re both the same age, but it’s just friend flirting since we’re all only friends.

-About Xiao: He doesn’t trust me at all, but because of Aether and Ganyu, he can’t do anything. But in his eyes, I’m only a demon who needs to be executed, nothing else…

-About Ganyu: She’s pretty cool! But whenever I’m in Liyue, Ganyu starts taking care of me as if I’m her child, although it’s nice… I feel bad for taking up the time she could’ve used to rest….

-About Zhongli: Heh, names the worlds currency after himself, a bit cocky don’t you think? Honestly, he doesn’t do any effort to hide his identity.

-About Kazuha: Sometimes brings me along boat rides, sometimes doesn’t. Very kinds but so very serious. He’s a mix, but a good one. Sometimes he makes me wish I were 18, but I should stop fanboying before the wind tells him about this.

-About Sara: Dedicated to her job, independent, goes by the rules. A good person honestly.

-About Ei: An archon who wants, or wanted to keep her land equal as it always was. She doesn’t understand how humans work, but she’s getting the hang of it.

-About Ryuuko: A smart and funny person, she thinks that just because I’m shorter than her, she can pat my head! Scounderous! She’s just like Dr.Clef, ugh….

-About Phoenix l: I kind of rebelled against my father…. Not really since I do still destroy worlds and take Pride in genocide, but he thinks I’m in another world, so I’m basically lying to him about Teyvat’s existence.

-About Phoenix ll: People are always surprised when they see my real form, it’s as if I’m not the same demon, of course I am! This is my real personality.

-About Phoenix lII: I mock my siblings a lot without you even knowing! They can tell when they’re being mocked and it’s honestly so hilarious hearing them complain!

-Phoenix’s hobbies: Usually I just do Alchemy and train with Eula but I also go adventuring with Bennet or cook with Xiangling. Hm? Oh, well, I guess fighting Osial with you, the adepti and the Qixing was fun, but it’s not a hobbie.

-Phoenix troubles: I hate hate hate Dendro slimes! All of them are so annoying! Every time I am getting materials for Sucrose or Albedo, they always pop up and scare me! I wish they all disappeared.

-Favorite Food: I love Noelles pancakes! They’re honestly the best and so tasty! I can melt just thinking about them! (*starts actually melting* No wait stop pls-)

-Least favorite food: Wolfhook, it’s so salty… I don’t know why people like it, bleh! It’s only good for healing.

-Birthday: What’s a… Birthday? Oh wait, I remember celebrating this day with Diona once! Ahem, I congratulate you for living another day to come back to the date of which your mother screaming in pain, happy birth.

-Feelings about Ascension (intro): I feel a bit weird… But stronger!

-Feelings about Ascension (building up): How does this work??? Why is Ryuuko saying my soul ate Ruin Guard parts? Ahhhhhh help!

-Feelings about Ascension (climax): I feel so tingly…

-Feelings about Ascension (conclusion): I’m so powerful now! I can definitely defeat my brother now!

-Elemental Skill: Acidic Waves! Ha! Feel the Acid!

-Elemental Burst: Feel the Scarlet Kings Pride! Death Upon You! A Sin not to be Forgiven!

-Sprint (start): Lets go! I’m not fit enough for this!

-Sprint (end): *pant* All I can feel is pain… *pant

-Wing glider: Yahoo! *giggles* I’ve only had fun like this before the Melting Sun 001 incident!

-Jumping: Oop!

-Plunging attack: Dizzy….

-Charged attack: Spin spin spin! The world is spinning!

-Low HP: Healer please! Hurts a lot! *sniffling*

-Light hit taken: That’s it? / Haha! / Shouldve trained more!

-Heavy hit taken: A-agh! / You’re good / You trained for a long time, haven’t you?

-Death: The King will… Rise / Impossible.. / So.. Dark… / Congratulations, you’ve killed the 6th child/ Seems like you… won

-Light attack: Heh! / Hmph!

-Decent attack: Egh

-Heavy attack: Weakling / *laughing*

-Defeating enemies: Should’ve kept your mouth shut / This is what happens when duel a demigod / I’ve won

-Joining party: Let’s-a go! Hello new friends! *Gasp* So many experiences!

-Chest: All that for an empty chest? So many materials! Can I take them?

#genshin impact #Albedo #Xiao #kaeya #oc #scp #zhongli #kazuha #GenshinOC #voicelines

[taekooktimeline]

May 31, 2020 (filmed)

In the Soop, start of ep. 6, is filmed on this date. 

Please remember the below is our THEORY. You are free to interpret as you wish.  

The episode opens with Tae fidgeting and being visibly anxious.

Jimin is entrusted with the mission to get Jk to Tae and tells Jk there is a leak that requires him to collect his luggage as a ruse to get him to go outside.

As they get closer Tae sits up abruptly. Jk is confused about what is going on. We’ll discuss further below, but for now this indicates while the talk appears to be planned and scripted to an extent, Jk didn’t expect the talk to happen at the time it did, as is evidenced by the boxing wraps he just finished wrapping on his hands. Tae created an elaborate setup for this moment and Jk was authentically surprised. 

Jimin and Tae playfully banter as if they’re at a classy restaurant - Jimin being the waiter - which adds certain romance to the scene. 

Jin comes by and asks if Taekook are on a date. This increases their shyness which makes Tae say “jungkookshi!” on repeat. We can’t tell if he’s panicking and calling out for him as if saying “Jk, help! this is so awkward” or if he’s teasing Jk, but it actually looks like a mix. It’s awkward because they are being filmed while playing out such a scene.

Jk asks about the occasion and Tae replies that it’s nothing special, though shortly what follows is a conversation reminiscing about their trainee days, as well as Tae’s recent struggles.

Tae starts by saying that Jk’s recent attempt to hang out with him is what prompted him to prepare this intimate talk.

Following the above phrase is when Jk  fully realizes what’s going on, letting out a big “ahhhhhh” of understandment. Despite this Tae asks once again “Remember?” to which Jk confirms by repeating “ah, ah, ah”. If there is an acting cue this would be it.

Tae adds a couple short sentences to finish the introduction.

Jk then excitedly says “I see!” using a similar voice to that funny one from the drama “Itaewon Class” as if getting ready to start an interpretation (the one that has the “it’s fun!” line).

Out of nowhere, Jk brings up the topic of them being scolded together even during trainee days, parroting exactly what Tae said in his YT livestream back in late April (which is rare because they barely mentioned each other as of recent times so there aren’t many chances to coincide). You can tell there wasn’t a cut between Tae’s intro and Jk’s topic if you pay attention to Jk getting rid of his wrappings. It seems like Jk isn’t the best at easing into a pre-planned topic and just dropped it abruptly which caused them both to laugh. They start to talk about the past and highlight how they were always close, scolded together and partners in crime. It’s interesting that the conversation unnaturally segwayed from having drinks to trainee days.

Jungkook says that they’ve been busy lately which implies that they no longer have the special bond that was just mentioned. This seems to be the whole objective of this theatrical interpretation: to make the public believe that they drifted apart & are now reconnecting. While it’s true that BTS explained on a recent vlive that they worked for 18 hours a day - which doesn’t leave much time to decompress and have time to yourself, let alone with loved ones -  we believe they are trying to sound credible by creating lies out of truths (we are busy = truth; lost the special bond = lie).

Jk tells the camera in a narration that Tae used to be so playful and the easiest to talk to out of all the hyungs, but has become more reserved and not as open as he was in prior years, even to the point of developing certain awkwardness in their relationship. Again, lies based on truths. Tae has grown up and matured but he is still playful in a more calm way. Additionally, since three months prior to filming, Tae was noticeably sad and withdrawn. BTS were even concerned and had written on his festa rolling paper to be happy and reach out to any one of them to discuss when he was ready. Tae finding Jk in the soop to have an on camera discussion was very pivotal for their on camera presentation of their relationship going forward to viewers - making it a safe excuse for the sudden openness & increase of on camera interactions being now viewed as reunited friends - but they surely must have had private talks & we don’t believe there was any type of emotional distancing involved. 

Reviewing prior footage shows they’ve always shown indicators of closeness and acted in a questionable manner, as well as what could be considered special attention to each other. We’ve caught onto moments they were instructed to separate - such as the vlive in which staff clearly rang the bell & told Tae to leave the hotel room as if he wasn’t sharing it with Jk on May of 2019 - so this talk is the culmination of the narrative BH tried to fabricate these recent years.

Weverse didn’t pick up the entire translation but Jk actually said “these days” he hadn’t really had a serious talk with Tae. This implies Tae was distant recently, which aligns with the sham but also correlates with Tae’s behavior in the spring. Tae mentioned in KBS and this Soop episode that the pandemic was something he struggled with. We doubt that Jk & Tae didn’t have any deep talks during these difficult times and then chose to broadcast their first ice-breaker so we once again deem it a false statement. We will elaborate more in our final thoughts.

Jk credits Tae for bringing him out of his shell in trainee days. Jk has mentioned this in prior interviews, so it seems to be a really important thing for Jk to continue to acknowledge. Tae appears genuinely surprised about Jk bringing this up - blushing for a second - so it’s apparent that they didn’t have a strict script for the sake of making it feel natural. They would just have planned to make sure to touch some key points to convey the narrative of reconnecting. As a positive side, it looks like it falls inside their plans to highlight how much they click and how much of an impact they’ve had on each other. During Festa, when Tae appeared to be at a low point, Jk referred to Tae as his commonality (which K ARMY proceeded to trend for its general meaning). Keep in mind Festa content was released in June, which would have been just after “In the Soop” was filmed, but it was surely written beforehand along with the rest of Festa’s content (~March). The fact that Jk said he has a lot in common with Tae correlates to what he said in this episode about having many similarities. This whole setup would be a bridge for them to be able to, at least, publicly act like close friends once again - which is a milestone - while giving a platonic explanation as to why there was a lack of on camera interactions. We guess it works if they don’t plan to come out as of now and it makes BH look good.

Tae never wanted Jk to use honorifics, but to treat him as a same age friend. Keep in mind honorifics are very important in a country like Korea. It does seem, based on Tae’s personality, that he’s not as hung up on such specifics. Regardless, the fact that, from the start, Tae insisted on treating Jk as an equal is a big deal when factoring in the culture / customs of their country.

Portion of Interview for the Magazine “Catch The BTS” Vol.1, 2013/11:

It seems like Jk was polite with Tae at the very beginning of their friendship, but after some time they started interacting as same age friends - as they explicitly said - and talked casually. In the below pics they contradict the old evidence by saying that their age difference and use of formal speech put up a wall between them. Jk even says “that’s what I chose back then”, meaning it later changed. It’s an easier way to lie.

They also might have used Festa to push the narrative of age difference being partially responsible for their supposed distancing. It was written that Tae viewed Jk as his “maknae-like dongsaeng” which uses not only one, but two terms to reinforce how young Jk is (“maknae” means youngest of the group, while “dongsaeng” is the complementary word to “hyung”. Jk is the dongsaeng of all his hyungs. It does NOT mean biological brother).

Tae mentions how he draws strength from ARMY and has felt empty lately, yearning to perform again. He didn’t feel as loved since they were not on stage hearing the cheers. This appears to be the main reason Tae struggled. And again, this correlates to Tae struggling in recent times, as the pandemic forced BTS (and the world) to change plans, and there was a lot of anxiety and uncertainty. The fact that this affected him so much suggests he still has self-worth issues and relies on external validation to a considerable degree. In our eyes, this is interlaced with his identity & fear of rejection - at least to an extent - being this a period of changes in TK’s presentation that stirred up various emotions. This theory is also supported by him reading the speech about happiness from the LGBTQ film CMBYN a little over a week after filming this. It seems like this was also a crucial topic to tackle & broadcast in order to continue working on the public’s empathy and dive little by little into the sources of their struggles.

Jungkook shows himself to be a source of strength to Tae, giving him advice and reassuring him he’s handling things well. He tells him that he should take this as an opportunity to work on stuff so that the people he loves can see how much he improved.

They decide to make a toast to those who love them. They do not toast to ARMY, which is the typical choice of words. Could this be specifically to people who support them? Because we know not all ARMY would accept them if they found out.

The scene ends with them smiling brightly at each other before walking away from the tent.

(final photo courtesy of TK_Rainbow insta) 

Taekook’s “talk” clip: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Kx0ahPr8dVRQzGNBXEbH9nhkRLkLaVLh/view?usp=drivesdk 

Our theory - Personally, we believe this moment was staged to an extent. The execution may have been authentic in that Tae planned a romantic setting, since Jk seemed genuinely surprised and had prepared to work out prior to them meeting. However, it should be taken into consideration that taekook were relatively hidden in on camera, official moments for years. This possibly could be a presentation, agreed upon between TK and BH, to explain their current loudness to viewers who may only be watching official content and looking at things at the surface level. To see TK not as interactive in ON official camera moments, to suddenly see them in the manner we are, required an explanation that wouldn’t out them for the moment while allowing them to showcase their special bond and familiarize people with it. Taekook have always made it clear, in Jk’s words, that their relationship is not for the cameras. To have a 1-1 raw, intimate conversation in official content with cameras around, for a televised show, goes against their prior nature and indicates some sort of pre-planning. 

Jk mentioned in “recent days” Taekook had not had a serious talk. Then, on camera, what the viewer is able to view is not very heavy besides their talks about Tae seeking love & support from ARMY. JK’s statement of the lack of recent heart-to-heart talks doesn’t match with what they proceeded to talk about. Although it wouldn’t be the goal if it were to be genuine, the viewer did not learn anything pivotal in the talk, meaning it was just a retake on topics deemed safe for public consumption. On the contrary, they flipped the original - pure - story of them being just like same age friends that were close in debut times, to them being close but never overcoming the weight of the age difference. There are a plethora of deep topics Taekook could have discussed. They weren’t able to fully dive into how Tae has exhibited some sort of playfulness throughout the years, but visibly bottled up and became more reserved only in recent months, just barely scratching the surface. The pandemic clearly is part of why Tae struggled, but not all. They do not discuss the obvious separation or lack of on camera moments during these last few years. These are certainly not topics they can easily and freely touch upon given their current situation, which means the idea of suddenly having a “serious talk” to clear the air between them, on camera, for television, has even less credibility. Keep in mind, in between debut to current times, we have always gotten subtle signs of genuine closeness & even slip-ups that they tried to hide. This confirms that what was aired (not necessarily all they talked about but what the viewer was able to see) didn’t really touch on anything intimate. 

Since we believe Taekook are in a romantic relationship and are closeted, this means they cannot be fully transparent in why the recent years have involved cuts and on camera separations. The positive takeaway, though, is it appears that taekook will no longer be heavily hidden, nor separated on camera or official content as a result of prior negotiations, which probably took place back in 2018 as they signed - in advance - their second contract. The plan going forward, to us, is for taekook to be less restricted and to normalize their interactions - now holding increased control & benefits over key points in their career. Whether TK have the legal ability to come out at some point - if ready - within this contract or if this new direction would be the rooftop, that we don’t know. Either way, BH had to explain this long-needed change in on camera moments and appears to have chosen this method. Keep in mind the contract renewal took effect shortly after the Soop was filmed. Soon after Soop, Tae read CMBYN and wrote on Weverse he wants to be happy. It’s interesting how all of this happened in quick succession from one another. 

Again, as stated at the start of this section, please remember this is our THEORY. We have done our best to clearly explain why we are thinking in the manner we are. Please remember this topic is controversial, and the reader is entitled to their opinion just as much as we are to ours. 

Interestingly, these were the lyrics of the song that played in the background as they talked: 

TK trended once the ep was released on Sept. 23rd -

June 1, 2020 - First day of Pride Month. Continuation of Episode 6. Tae wore a Bert and Ernie shirt the next day. This may be a coincidence or it may be him trying to send a message after having a 1-1 with Jk on camera. Please decide as you like.

We don’t want to theorize too much on the ending scene but it’s possible there are clues in it. No other member has ended an episode of “In The Soop” as an individual moment. And the ending shot of Tae has a lot of metaphors as he stands to embrace the sun, and then let’s the canoe take him to its brightness. The implication may be that Tae has found healing in this setting, and this, among other things, has helped him come to peace with his struggles.

#taekook #taekooktimeline #may 2020 #2020 #200531 #separation #sadness #closeness #hints #lgbtq

[embracethecringeside]

Morty Smith

Settle in y’all cause I have to talk about my son Morty Smith for a moment. I suppose I’ll start by saying I love this boy, this poor poor boy and I want the best for him oh my heart hurts for this boy. So let’s start at the very begining (I’m told this is a very good place to start) 

Morty Smith has always had a hard life. At school he is bullied, has no friends, and struggles in his class and well the staff (or what little we’ve seen of it with Principal Vagina and Mr. Goldenfold) don’t seem particularly helpful in any of these regards. Specially since, in the pilot, it is revealed Principal Vagina had been trying to contact the Smith’s but kept leaving the messages with Rick, despite the fact Rick was the one pulling him out of school in the first place (dude come on). 

Then at home he is living with a mean alcoholic mother, Beth, and an insecure pushover, Jerry, who both neglect him, (and Summer too) and they constantly fight. 

He has anxiety disorder and is autistic, but is not being helped in either of these regards. And to make it worse his parents admit they know. Right in the pilot episode Jerry remarks that Morty has, “some kind of disability or something” and when Morty says, “I do?” he responds with, “Well, duh doy son. Look Morty I love you but we both know you’re not as fast as the other kids and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard.” (wow the voice acting really helps this line cause writing it down is like damn. that’s cold Jerry) He doesn’t offer any kind of help, just points out to Morty that it is apparently a very obvious fact. Which shows how neglectful and unwilling they are to actually do anything. 

So let’s sit with Jerry and Morty for a second. In “Something Ricked This Way Comes” Jerry tries to help Morty on a science project, which sounds great but he more or less is just doing it because he is just jealous Morty asked Rick for help and as Beth puts it, “He is insecure about his intelligence”. Then poor 14 year old Morty is burdened the entire episode with being the responsible one, repeatedly telling Jerry not only is Pluto not a planet and it would have been fine to just not put it in their model solar system, but then having to go as far as telling him that the planet is dying and he has to convince his dad just to let it go and of course Jerry does and everything goes back to normal but Morty had to play the role of the parent the whole time and ends with him reassuring Jerry at the end of the episode that he loves him. Then in “The ABC’s of Beth” Morty and Summer have to force Jerry to admit he just needs to stop coming up with excuses and break up with his girlfriend Keara, again making Morty (and Summer too) the mature ones in the situation. “The Old Man and the Seat” is similar in that Morty and Jerry have their own adventure where Morty has to keep telling Jerry that he is making a mistake, only this time he isn’t soft or kind about it, telling his dad to stop fucking up.

Then well if we switch to Beth... We don’t get much Beth and Morty bonding throughout the show but the most prominent would probably be in “The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy” where he thought he could just have a normal day with Rick and Jerry gone, but then Beth had to try and prove she can return Summer to normal on her own only making things worse. Again much like with Jerry Morty tried to be the voice of reason, saying they should call Rick for help and becomes upset when Beth continues to be stubborn. Morty has to be the one to tell Beth this wouldn’t of happened if she had just told Summer she was hot. 

And of course his sister Summer, who he seems to have the best relationship with has to be helped by Morty too, when she threatens to run away and do something with turquoise after she discovers that Beth and Jerry did not want to have children. Of course he aids her with his famous line from “Rixty Minutes”, “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.

Morty is only 14 but he is the motherfucking family counselor. And he is the least favorite child too just to ya know make it worse. Rember in “Morty’s Mind Blowers” that one guy was about to kill either Morty or Summer and he was going to make Beth chose which one would live and he hadn’t even finished the question and she said Summer? Or the (worst?) example, “Rick Potion #9″ where... the family isn’t even sad Morty is gone. It was completely understandable that they wouldn’t miss Rick... But Morty? Oh my that hurts. Hold on I need a moment cause it still fucks me up. That is your little boy Jerry and Beth. And your brother Summer. What the fuck?? Y’all are, “happier with them gone” what the f u c k? (like okay this post is not about Rick but in “Rest and Ricklaxation” Rick called Jessica multiple times in tears because Morty left and these guys.... just AHHHHHH)

Of course we have Rick and I could go on and on about how terrible Rick is to Morty but I don’t think I need to beat a dead horse (I was going to try and make a horse surgeon joke here but I can’t think of one), so instead I’ll say with Rick he gets manipulated, lied to, yelled at, talked down to, belittled, and dragged around on horrible traumatizing adventures. And his parents let it happen. Even now with Beth’s new found agency, it all still happens.

And outside the family?? He gets punished by just the universe itself it seems whether its trying to have his own fantasy adventure and almost getting assulted in a restroom, wanting to be a superhero just to learn his heros are all bad people, just wanting a dragon and having the dragon prefer his grandpa, trying to return a snake to its planet and accidentally causing countless snake wars and snake time travel, Morty can never seem to win. He tries to be good or have fun but is constantly having his views and morals thrown back at him, like the universe is telling him that it doesn’t matter if he is good or has good intentions. 

So let’s put it all in a bag and shake it up huh? We got this family that constantly needs Morty to be the responsible one, the moral one, the mature one, the backbone of society, all that and a bag of chips. Let’s put in a dash of abuse, a splash of neglect, a chaotic and cruel universe and he gets... What? An occasional hug or an “I love you”? I’,m pretty sure I have a whole separate post about Morty’s anger issues/ his rising agency but damn its like who wouldn’t be angry? Every aspect of his life is so messed up, its hard to conceptualize it all. 

So I think instead of Rick leaving at the end of the season it would be interesting if Morty left because that boy deserves so much more than all of this. And of course he would still be on the show but it would be like Morty solo while the rest of the family figures their shit out. 

#i'm very tired this took like an hour to fucking time oh my god #in conclusion Morty Smith should leave their asses behind #rick and morty #morty smith #rick and morty theories #kind of #ellie's thoughts #please read this post it took so much work and i am sad now