*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken*
Maryse: What happened?!
Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me
Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me
Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon.
Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down.
Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too.
Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell.
Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.
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Clary: I know what you’re going to say. He’s my brother and I should be trying to get along with him.
Simon: No, he’s crazy and he needs to go down.
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All: HERE COMES THE CONSUL!
All: LIGHTWOOD!
Alec: You are outgunned!
Jace: WHAT
Alec: Outmanned!
Jace: WHAT
Alec: Outnumbered, outplanned!
Jace: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES
Alec: Put your weapons down on my command!
Jace: HAND EM’ OVER
Alec: This is Herondale, my right hand man.
Jace: PWO PWO PWO PWO
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Thorn: The Senate Guard has a plan.
Fox: The Senate Guard has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.
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Cleric: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed?
Barbarian: It's my job.
Cleric: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most adventurers. For you it seems to be the purpose.
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Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you.
Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.
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Alec: Jace, you can't told my children that the solution for their problems is to cry dramatically in the shower or in the rain and then go out to kill something.
Jace: why not?
Magnus: *to himself* Oh, Herondales...
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*after Malec break-up*
Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?
Alec, in tears: Magnus...
Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.
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It took five years and everyone banging their heads against a wall for him and Simon to get together
Text is from a fuckin quora video I watched that place is wild
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tessa: and if jem told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?
will: [looks at jem]
jem: [shakes his head]
will: no, i would not
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so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI
jace and clary
magnus and alec
simon and izzy
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Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it.
Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now.
Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.
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magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?
jace: what the fUCK—
alec: william snakespeare.
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Jace: Wasn’t Icarly that guy who girlbossed too close to the Sun because he was down for Apollo?
Alec: ICARUS?
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kit: when i was a young boy
kit: my father
kit: was a young boy
jem: is this another one of your teen dad jokes
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Paladin: When Rogue says “enterprising,” they mean “morally deficient.”
Rogue: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now that’s something I would have done.”
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