#the poor woman

[xjulixred45x]

OKAY! I HAVE SUCCUMBED TO THE VOICES OF MY LATEST HYPERFIXATION: LEGO MONKEY KID! UNTIL I SATISFY THEM I WON'T BE ABLE TO WORK ON ANY REQUEST! Get ready for the most absurd rants you've ever heard about Jttw, lmk AND EPIC THE MUSICAL! YOU ARE WARNED!

I find it somewhat funny how the vast majority of adaptations of Sun Wukong leave out that the Monkey King HAD A WIFE. a fucking wife that he KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO BECOME HIS BRIDE.

She literally appears singing about this :'D before Nezha and his father rescue her.

and while I was learning about this, I couldn't help but think about the songs from Calypso, from Epic: the Musical (another recent hyperfixation) and in some way relate it to Monkey Kid.

after all, LMK's Wukong knows that the things he did when he was young were QUESTIONABLE to say the least (he literally said it) and that he regrets many things, and I wondered what his dynamic would have been like in that case with Jiaozi (his "wife ").

and that is precisely why I relate it to Love in Paradise in a certain way.

Like, we know that this Wukong definitely had good intentions, which were initially driven by good reasons, but which became more and more selfish, so here perhaps he could have brought Jiaozi to Flower Fruit Mountain as a direct response to 1- monkey logic + 2- after his trip to the west he needed a way to deal with loneliness and 3- demonic courtship is WILD.

Anyway, I can see this more (ONLY IN LMK) as a response to mourning and handling loss (the Brotherhood? Macaque? is up to your interpretation) and that he really doesn't know how to manage/communicate his emotions in a healthy way.

Imagine being Jiaozi, being taken from your comfortable princess life overnight, waking up in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE with a monkey man who is too... friendly to be a kidnapper?

Like, lmk's Wukong acts just like Calypso, with a lot of familiarity, his normal confident post-trip to the West self, explains the situation to Jiaozi (but in a much friendlier way than it really is) and she's like "uh HELL NO" but there really isn't much to do against the literal Monkey King, THE SAGE, THE EQUAL TO HEAVEN, and poor Jiaozi is having a full-blown crisis while Wukong doesn't understand why she's so distraught, don't she understand him? They have everything they want and need in the mountains!

Ironically other texts also described Wukong as a "spoiling husband who gave a lot of clothes/food/things to his wife" and that was probably the route he took after the beginning, Wukong has a lot of trash, but he was more than willing to share with Jiaozi as long as she was happy, that she wanted him back...love him Back.

He JUST doesn't understand the seriousness of the matter that KIDNAPPING YOUR SPOUSE REALLY IS...until Nezha and His Father come along.

Now, I don't think Wukong is stupid even before that happens, he would see Jiaozi's clear anguish, her sadness, the desire to return to her old life with her family, and although he consoles her and such, he is having a crisis, This is supposed to be normal, right? So why does he feel so bad when he sees her so distressed?

The glass fills slowly but surely.

I don't think he was a bad husband Per se, like I said, he was very pampering and such (maybe even Jiaozi sees him in a certain positive light, even if not as a husband, because of his good deeds of the past), but he had a big problem with taking things too lightly and not dealing adequately with his emotions.

so when he receives the ultimatum from Nezha and company, he has a very Im not Sorry for Loving You moment.

in which he does just that, he explains to Jiaozi that he let her go with Nezha, that he regrets having made her go through all this just out of selfish fear, and he very much regrets not regretting loving her even so (many years of being alone screwed him up a little head, so this type of interaction definitely marked his isolation even more in the future).

Even if in lmk Jiaozi doesn't keep track of him or anything like that, she makes it clear to him that she couldn't love him the way he wants her to love him. and it hurts, but it hurts good. because he learns from it.

(PS, it would be quite ironical if this Jiaozi marry Nezha of all people lol)

waaaaaaa I just love finding parallels between my hyperfixations, I will soon publish another one, but it will be much fluffier and from this same fandom.

(the songs that give the idea)

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#drabbles #jttw sun wukong #jttw au #jttw #jttw media #jttw monkey king #lego monkie kid #lego monkey kid sun wukong #lmk #lmk sun wukong #tw kidnapping #i mean he was not exactly malicious #but HELLA incensitive #even if he tryed his best #jiaozi #the poor woman #she would be like “the shit i get into” after realizing WHO HE IS #epic the musical #calypso #SoundCloud

[vapolis]

I was tempted to choose the poly route and letting orla watch jax manhandle me once again against the car but also excuse us we were having a moment do you mind??

sjakjska not u saying u got cockblocked by your boss 😭

#asks #c: jax #c: orla #the poor woman

[party-with-books]

Oh wow, didn't expect to tear up going back to Zephrah. Matt's description really got me :')

#please have all of Vox Machina be there with Keyleth #I can't imagine them knowing what happened and NOT stick together like glue after #gosh Vex must be REELING when Kiki told her about Vax #the poor woman #I can't wait for next week! #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e65 #zephrah #the air ashari

[pocketgalaxies]

marisha laughing at pumat and just Clutching her ribcage and liam going "stop laughing stop laughing" while also laughing

#the poor woman #3h16m c2e8 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #marisha & liam #marisha ray #liam o'brien #cr things #pumat sol

[notadwarf-planet]

See when I die, their should be no after life. However, when curt and Owen die they should get to spend eternity together and be happy again

#I'm deranged #Also the thought of them both dying before ms.mega makes me sob #The poor woman #pluto thinks

[whispeyrains]

Oh hell yeah Rhine Lab manga English translation confirmed!

#arknights #saria arknights #ifrit arknights #silence arknights #ready to have my heart broken again by rhine lab family #saria you are so divorced its painful #the poor woman #ptilopsis arknights #cant forget her too

[deeneedsaname]

Can we have a moment of silence for Sylvia, who now has an Alien living in her backyard, and a moment of triumph for Wilf, who now has an Alien living in his backyard

#Truly everyone in that house won EXCEPT for sylvia #Who has given in poor woman #Doctor who #tenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #wilfred mott #donna noble #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who spoilers #ten x donna #doctor x donna #fourteen x donna #honestly looking forward to the day i cna stop using SO MANY BLOODY TAGS

[outerspace-iiinnerspace]

also in missed by a dollar the bad guys take the gang's weapons using a giant magnet but the magnet also RIPS fujikos bra off, i assume due to the underwire??? that has to have been so goddamn painful

#the poor woman #lupin iii

[masqueradeoftheguilty]

i need to draw faruzan more shes so underrated its a crime

#less than 200 fics on the red fic site like.... #the poor woman #im 90% sure most of her fics arent even about her and shes only a side character #step right up! || 🪄.txt

[gaybichon]

the discourse around like who is "allowed" at pride is so funny to me as someone in nyc where like, if you're in manhattan that day you are at pride whether you want to be or not

#there's no escape #i was in a crowd literally watching the parade and some poor woman was like 'what are all these rainbows for' #bitch you are at pride now grab a td bank branded flag

[no-regr33ts]

@yamujiburo

MrMime: she shouldn't be surprised, team rocket was known for crimes of all times. Pikachu: such as? MrMime: well there's the illegal slowpoke snacks, illegal digging with pokemons, selling tropius bananas instead of bananas..

Drawing commissions are open in my account, send DM for details.

#pokemon #team rocket jessie #jessie #delia ketchum #pocket monsters #poor woman #she married with her son's murderer..but i dont blame her #love makes one blind..

[franzias-cave]

she HATED the sexy parties!!!!

#MY GOD POOR MERCYMORN. #give this woman a BREAK. #mercymorn the first #tlt art #franzia's art #this is both a prelude to my insane mercymorn era i'm about to unleash and a manifesto abt the mithraeum being bony and tacky

[queenie-ofthe-void]

Robin: Hey Eddie, isn't Steve the best?! He's funny in a dingus sorta way, and fills out that sweater nice. Right? Riiiiight??? *nudge nudge* Dustin: Hey Eddie, aren't Robin and Steve such a cute couple?? You should hang out with them more, especially Steve, he talks about you all the time. And honestly he could use a little positive male influence in his life. You'd really like them just give them a chance! Steve: Hey Eddie, would you uh *blushing frantically* want to see a movie sometime? Together? Unless that's weird I mean I could totally invite Robin if that's... cool? If you'd want her there too? The three of us... or just us?? *dying internally* Eddie: ... Eddie: Am I being set up for a three way??

#poor Eddie can't figure out what's happening #everyone assumes Steve and Robin are a package deal #Eddie isn't sure he's ready for polyamory but he'll give it a shot for Steve #Robin is the WORST wing woman #Steve *knows* he can flirt but gets too star eyed around Eddie #Dustin just wants his favorite people to be friends lol #Max and Lucas watching from the sidelines betting on how long it takes to blow up in everyone's faces #steddie #stobin #platonic stobin #steve and dustin #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #dustin henderson #steddie headcanon #stobin headcanon #this crack idea has gone through ZERO editing in my brain #QueenieWritesStories #queenie's void brain

[lazyveran]

the kyoshi novels are really good

#that poor woman is so tired. the universe needs to give kyoshi a break #kyoshi #rangi #rangshi #kyoshi novels #veran scribbles

[satoshy12]

Clockwork, Baby Danny and Time Relicts:

Clockwork, the Master of Time, chose to intervene when powerful time-related artifacts appeared. It was more about him not really caring, but the time travel gave him a migraine. He enlists Danny to restore the relics and bring them to him. Danny said if he is caught as a thief, he will be seen as a villain! But Clockwork knew a way to fix it, and the next thing Danny knows, he is a toddler with a radar in his hands. With a letter, "Search the artifacts, and then I will teleport you back." Danny had to give it to Clockwork, who would arrest a baby or call him a villain! And he had fun, pranking the heroes and villains. Stealing the relicts, and after he had all seven of them in his base. Clockworks hand came through a portal and packed the toddler and pulled him into the portal. + True, Danny isn't a villain for the world, but he is a cute meta toddler who, for some reason, did go to Hero's home and museum and stole that one thing before he left. He was like two times in a museum Wonder Woman was working on, stole the relict, and left. And in Gotham, he helped Catwoman in return for the thing she stole.

So now the Justice League is looking for him. + Back in Amity Park, no one but Wes notices that both Fenton and Phantom are now toddlers. And when they did, they just accepted it! By magic, the Fenton boy and the hero Phantom are toddlers at the same time, which makes sense in their eyes. And whenever Wes tried to say something, the others looked at him as if he were not very smart and crazy.

Danny loves being a toddler, he can do so many pranks! Worth it to stay a bit longer this way.

#danny fenton #de-aged #de aged #de-aged danny #toddler danny #danny phantom #dcau #dc #dp x dc #dp + dc #dc x dp #dc comics #dp #Clockwork #wonder Woman #Catwoman #batman #justice league #amity park is weird #poor Wes #Wes Weston

[prongsletmoony]

#yes made by me #I feel so sorry for that poor woman😭 #red white and blue #alex claremont diaz #rwrb #alex and henry #henry mountchristen windsor #red white and royal blue #zahra bankston #alex x henry #henry rwrb #prince henry of wales #caseymcquiston #casey mcquiston the things i do for you #casey mcquiston