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dxncingwithastrxnger · 1 year

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1. time won’t fly, it’s like i’m paralyzed by it

A/N: Surprise!!! A brand new story!!! I’ve been so excited about this one but I forced myself not to post about it, akjsxnas. This story is a double love story!!! It focuses on both Melizabeth and Trilance equally. I’m still getting everything planned out, but so far, things are gonna be really fun in this au. I hope you guys enjoy this lil world as much as I do!!! The summary below is for the overall story, not this single chapter, and it’s a really long summary so I’m sorry, lmaooooo

Pairing(s): Slight Meliodas x Elizabeth

Summary: The Boar's Hat's first night in Liones is busy and loud, but there isn't anywhere else Tristan would rather be. Elizabeth mans the bar as she watches her son make new friends. Everything's going perfect until a new customer leaves them both feeling shaken up and unprepared.

Tag(s): Panic attack, I think that’s it for this one, tbh, lemme know if there’s any I should add!!

Song Inspiration: All Too Well By Taylor Swift

Word Count: 4,979

Not beta’d, all mistakes are my own.

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"Order up! Two honey salads!"

"Those are for table five, Tristan!"

"I'm on it!" Tristan swings by the bar and grabs the two plates, quickly bringing them over to the right table before making his way to table two across the room, where the ones sat there were asking for refills. He takes their mugs and drops them off at the bar where his mother refills them as he takes already filled mugs to the ones at table four.

It's a busy night at his mother's tavern and there seems to be no end in sight to the steady stream of customers. They're not really sure why it's so busy, but Tristan isn't complaining. The whole place is loud and rowdy, everyone chattering over each other joyfully, and the smell of ale and good food fills the air with a hint of sweat that he doesn't really mind. The energy of the room is contagious and Tristan can't keep the grin off of his face. This is home.

"Hey, kid!" Tristan turns to see a man who was at the bar on his way out. He faces a him and tosses his hand up, flipping a coin in Tristan's direction. "Keep up the good work!" He smiles kindly at the silverette as he turns back around to leave.

"Thank you, sir! Come back soon!" Tristan calls, waving at the man as the door swings shut behind him.

"Tris! Refills!" His mother calls from the bar.

"Oh! Coming!" He quickly pockets the coin and gets back to work, grabbing the refills from his mother and returning them to the correct table.

"Do you guys need anything else?" He asks kindly.

"Oh, do you guys have any good desserts? I'm craving something sweet." A middle-aged woman asks him.

"We do! I personally recommend the spiced berries and cream, it's my absolute favorite." He tells her.

"That sounds wonderful, I'll have some of that if you don't mind." She replies.

"Oh, I don't mind at all! I'll go let our chef know!" He's running off to back to the bar before he even finishes speaking, hearing the people at the table chuckling as he goes.

"Need a spiced berries and cream for table two!" He calls into the kitchen before taking another round of refills to table three.

As he places them on the table, one of the customers there speaks up. "Hey, kid, don't you ever take a break? I feel like I've been watching you run around for hours on end." The man remarks.

"Well, I'm the only server tonight and we're real busy. I don't really mind it, though, honest. I'm used to the work." He responds back with a warm smile.

"Okay, but still. You gotta at least eat sometime."

"Yeah, why don't you come sit and eat with us? Get off your feet for a little?"

"Hell yeah, come have a drink, you've earned it!"

Tristan looks at the four people in surprise for a moment. "Oh, I, uh..." It's the kind of thing that doesn't usually happen. He's made plenty of friends in the past, but it's been awhile and he feels excited at the prospect of possibly making new ones. But he's not sure if he can take the time away from his work at the tavern right now. "Let me go check in and I'll see what I can do." He says, turning on his heels and heading over to the bar.

"Are you making some new friends over there, sweetheart?" His mother asks as she pulls some more ale down.

"I think so. They offered me a spot at their table, said I should take a break and have something to eat." He says, leaning against the bar and looking at her hopefully. "Do you think I could? Just for a little while?"

She looks at him and chuckles at the sparkle in his eyes. "Yes, of course. Most people have their food already and I think I can handle all the refills for now. Go have some fun, Tristan, you've done plenty tonight." She nods her head at him.

Tristan beams. "Thank you so much! Come and get me if you get overwhelmed, you know I'll have no problem picking things back up again." He tells her sincerely.

"I know, don't worry. I'll tag you back in if it's necessary. Now go get some food, I'm sure there's already some plated up for you." She hands him a mug of ale and shoos him off.

He hums softly to himself and steps over by the kitchen. Before he even opens his mouth to speak, a plate of food is being handed to him. "About time you sat down to eat, Tanny, jeez."

Tristan gives his Aunt Veronica a sheepish grin. "There's always more work to be done."

She rolls her eyes at him but she's smiling fondly. "Hurry up and go eat before I smack you upside the head." She quips.

He laughs and takes his food and drink and goes back to the table he had been at previously. "That invitation still up?" He asks, hesitating only slightly.

"Hey, he's back!"

"Of course it is, come sit!" Tristan smiles brightly, taking the fifth stool at the table and joining the group of four. He digs into his food immediately, not realizing how hungry he is until the first bite hits his tongue. Okay, maybe I should've stopped to eat awhile ago. He admits.

A few bites in, the man directly across from him speaks up. "So, how'd you end up working at a place like this, uh..." He trails off, gesturing to Tristan.

"Oh! I'm Tristan! And I don't just work here, I live here, actually. The Boar's Hat is my mother's tavern." He informs them.

"Wait, your mother? Where's she at?" The woman to his right asks curiously.

Tristan chuckles and points to his mother with his fork, who's currently serving refills a few tables over. "She's not just any old bartender. She's the owner, too." He says. The man across from him does a doubletake while the rest of the table gives surprised glances at the woman across the room.

"Waitwaitwait, you're telling me hottie bartender over there is your mom!?" Tristan chokes on his next bite at the comment and one of the others beside him thumps him on the back a few times.

"Howzer! You can't say something like that to her own son!" The other woman on his left scolds the guy - Howzer - as Tristan catches his breath, the tips of his ears pink.

Howzer gives him a sheepish look, rubbing the back of his neck. "Sorry, man. It just surprised me, that's all."

"I-it's fine." He takes a swig of his drink. "It's nowhere near the worst I've heard." He admits. Everyone else at the table cringes in response.

"Yeah, don't mind Howzer, here. He just has trouble thinking things through before he speaks, but he really doesn't mean any harm." The woman on his right tells him. "I'm Guila. This here is Gilthunder and Jericho." She introduces everyone, pointing to the pink-haired man sitting between herself and Howzer and then to the lavender-haired woman on his left.

Tristan reaches out to shake each of their hands. "It's lovely to meet you all. Maybe you'll be my first friends here in Liones."

"Oh yeah, you guys just showed up here. Are you moving or just passing through?" Gilthunder asks him.

"I think mother plans on staying here for a little while. We were out by Cains town for quite awhile, then we stayed a few weeks in Ordan and then in Vaizel after that." He says thoughtfully. "Then we came here to Liones. You know, we'd heard we'd pull in some great crowds here, but we didn't realize it would be this busy right away." Hr grins at them. Of course, he couldn't tell any of them that he'd been to Liones before. Last they were here was around two decades ago and the reason behind the trip wasn't exactly to socialize. Plus, claiming he'd been here 20 years ago when he was meant to have barely been born by then wouldn't exactly go well.

"Trust me, if there's anything the people of Liones know how to do, it's drink and be merry." Howzer assures him.

Tristan laughs. "Well, in that case, I'm glad we ended up here. Seems I'll have a great time getting to know the people of this kingdom."

"Hell yeah!" Jericho says, taking a gulp of her ale.

"You should let us show you around sometime, Tristan." Guila tells him.

"We can give you the full tour!" Gilthunder adds.

Tristan beams. "I'd love that! Thank you!"

"To new friends!" Howzer holds his mug up above the table.

"To new friends!" The rest of the table cheers together, mimicking his actions.

Tristan is having so much fun with these people. They're so kind and always seem to be laughing. Over the course of the next hour, he finds out each of them are holy knights and that there's usually a fifth person in their group, Griamore, but he wasn't able to make it out with them tonight. They assure him that he'll get along with Griamore just as well as the rest of them and Tristan finds himself grinning from ear-to-ear. He'd forgotten what a wonderful feeling it is to make new friends like this and get to know new people. It's always been one of his favorite things about life in all his years on this continent. He just loves being around good people.

And in all his joy, for a little while, Tristan forgets about everything else. He forgets about his long day working. He forgets about the long, stalling journey to this kingdom. He forgets the knot he'd had in his stomach their whole way from Vaizel to here. He forgets the whole reason they've come to settle in Liones in the first place. He forgets all about the past and it's troubles. For the first time in a long time, just like he had been most of tonight, he feels himself shake loose from everything else except for the present that he's in right now. But he should've known it wouldn't last for very long.

As he and his table of friends fall into giggles over a joke Howzer made, his eyes land on the front door to the Tavern right as it opens up. In steps a new customer, clad in a sleeveless red tunic, white trousers, and knee-high, brown, leather boots with a band of gold around the tops of each. On the outer side of each boot, engraved into the gold, is the royal family crest of Liones. The same crest hangs on a necklace around the man's neck in deep, aqua blue and gold. Tristan gulps as his eyes trail all the way up to the man's face, already knowing exactly who it is before he does so. The newcomer has a head of messy, blonde hair, an obvious cowlick sticking up from the middle of his head. But the most striking feature of the man is his bright, green eyes and the wide grin he wears as he observes the inside of the tavern.

Tristan knew he'd show up eventually, he just hadn't realized it would be so soon. He isn't ready, he hasn't gotten enough time to prepare himself. The silverette feels his breathing pick up, his entire body tense. He hears someone at the table with him talking, but he can't understand what they're saying. His ears are ringing and all the sounds around him are muffled. He can't peel his eyes away from the man even though he wants nothing more than to do so. He digs his nails into the wood of the table in front of him as the man walks further into the room and away from the front door.

Tristan's mind finally gives him another objective other than to stare. This one is to run. And so he does. He gets up from the table and bolts from the building, ignoring the shouts he hears from behind him. He gets out and just runs. He runs away from Guila and Howzer and Gilthunder and Jericho. He runs away from his mother and his aunt. He runs away from the other customers at the tavern and their joyful chatter. He runs away from his home. He runs away from his past and his present and his future. But most of all, he runs away from his father.

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Elizabeth hums softly to herself as she wipes down the bar. She's taking advantage of the slow down of business and using the time to clean up a bit. They still won't be closing for quite awhile - for a business like a tavern, it was way too early to close up shop - but cleaning up a little bit along the way will make for an easier shut down later on.

She hears Tristan laughing with the group he's sitting with and she smiles. Hopefully these friends will be good ones. She always finds herself worrying about him. A mother's duty, Veronica always reminds her. And an aunt's duty, too. That's always when Tristan will pipe in. It's a family's duty. It's natural instinct to worry about someone you love and family is who you love most of all. He always says. They all know it word for word by now. But either way, Elizabeth feels that she has every reason to worry about her son. The life they've lived hasn't been an easy one. She almost feels selfish for being glad she has him around for it. That she has any of them around for it.

A plate slides into her view and she blinks, coming back out of her own head. "Earth to Ellie." Veronica speaks up, leaning against the bar beside her, but on the inside rather than the outside like she was.

Elizabeth shakes her head to clear her thoughts. "Hey, Veer." She smiles at her softly. "How's the kitchen?"

"A literal hot mess. But the food's good. So, sit your ass down and eat, alright?" She picks up her fork, nodding at the bar stool closest to Elizabeth.

She follows her sister's instructions, sitting down and picking up her own fork as well. "Thank you." She takes a bite and closes her eyes. "This is so good."

"Yeah, especially since it's the first thing you've had to eat since this morning." She sighs and shakes her head. "You and Tristan both, what am I gonna do with you two?" She questions, but gives the silver-haired woman a fond smile.

Elizabeth looks at her sheepishly and giggles. "That's why you're here to take care of us."

"Damn right, I am. Someone has to." She playfully rolls her eyes and the two of them continue eating.

Veronica is just about to take their plates and go back into the kitchen when they hear the slam of the door and shouts. By the time Elizabeth turns to face the front door, whoever ran out is already gone. But then she turns towards the table Tristan was sitting at and she gets her answer on who it was. The group he was sitting with turns to look at her, all looking confused and concerned. "He froze up and seemed really freaked out, then he just ran out..." A pink-haired man informed her.

"I hope he's okay..." The black-haired woman said, the others nodding in agreement.

"I'll go get him." Veronica says behind her, and Elizabeth turns to her. Veronica is looking at something off to Elizabeth's right.

"Are you sure, Veer?" She asks.

"Yeah, of course." She turns back to look at Elizabeth and when their eyes lock, Veronica's light brown eyes are filled with a deep sadness, and Elizabeth feels a wave of dread run through her. "Besides, it seems like you have another matter to attend to anyways. That same matter is probably the reason that Tris ran out." Veronica whispers, nodding to where she was looking before before walking away.

Elizabeth doesn't look where her sister directed her at first, instead watching as Veronica leaves and lingering on the door. She's stalling, she knows she is. But she just needs a moment longer. The look in Veronica's eyes was unmistakable. She's seen it many times before. Elizabeth really shouldn't be so surprised. She knew he was in this kingdom. It was the whole reason they had come here. But they've only been in town for a day and she'd been hoping that they'd have a little more time. She should've known the universe would waste no time in leading him right to them.

Elizabeth turns back to the bar and grabs the mug sat in front of her, drinking down the rest of the ale in it. She pulls it away from her lips and sighs softly. Well, it's now or never, I suppose. She thinks to herself. Not much of a peptalk, but it's the best she's got for herself right now. Finally, she turns and faces the right side of the tavern.

She gasps, her eyes widening, the mug dropping from her hand. She never gets the chance to look very far because there he is, right in front of her. Her sky blue eyes immediately lock with his grass green ones and she's immediately stuck there. He looks absolutely beautiful, all bright and warm. His eyes are shining with joy and amusement, exactly like they should. Exactly like she always wants them to. She's stuck on his eyes, she can't even look at the rest of him yet. Looking into them is like looking into the brightest of natural lights. It shines so much warmth on her but she feels blinded.

"I think you dropped this."

Elizabeth finally manages to look away so that she can quickly hide the sob that tries to bubble up her throat at the sound of his voice, letting out a small cough instead. She forces a smile on her face and takes the mug that she had dropped out of his hand, careful to avoid brushing fingers with him. "Th-thank you." She tells him quietly.

"You're welcome! Do ya think I could get your name in exchange?" He asks her.

Elizabeth's smile softens into a small, but genuine one. "My name is Elizabeth. And you are?"

"Elizabeth. That name really suits you." He compliments, and she can't help the blush that comes to her cheeks. With him, even the simplest things affect her. "And I'm Meliodas. Prince Meliodas of the Kingdom of Liones." The introduction rhymes and Elizabeth giggles at the realization. At the sound of her amusement, his face brightens, if that's even possible, and he beams at her. "I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance."

"It's lovely to meet you as well, Prince Meliodas." She says sincerely. For the 117th time.

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Tristan gasps out, leaning against a tree and trying to catch his breath. He isn't sure how long he's been running, but he's finally run out of stamina for the moment. He slides down to the ground, his knees bending up to his chest and his back against the tree behind him. He wraps his arms around his legs and puts his head between his legs, trying to take long, slow breaths, as he's not sure how much of his lack of oxygen is actually from running and how much of it is from his panic.

He's in the middle of the woods now, the moon shining high above the trees. It could be a few minutes later, it could be an hour later. It probably wasn't the best idea to run off like that, he realizes. Surely all doing so did was worry his mother and put her into even more distress than just seeing father will do. Tristan feels a bit guilty now, realizing he left his mother all alone and didn't even stay with her for the first meeting, but he's not sure he would've been able to make it through without breaking down and running off just like he's already done.

Thirty-two. He's gone through this thirty-two times. He remembers every single moment of every single one except for the very first one, in which he was no older than a newborn. And now, he's about to go through it once again, bringing his total up to thirty three times. The number itself is nothing compared to his mother's count of a hundred and seventeen, but it's not some twisted competition. Aunt Veronica has been through it just as many times as mother, she's been with her since the very beginning of it all. And now they're all here going through it together. Uncle Gowther is around most of the time, too, and Aunt Merlin. Though Aunt Merlin hasn't been around much this last decade or so. She's been in Camelot, instead, but she still visits the tavern every once in awhile.

He's grateful for all of the family he does have, they'll never know how much he loves them all. But right now, the pain surrounding his father cuts through him like a blade covered in hellfire and all he wants to do is stay right here. Right in this moment, he'd give anything to forever avoid what comes next. The next introduction, the next round of who-will-he-be-this-time, the next "I love you", the next memory, the next death. Some stubborn, childish part of him just wants to stay right here and never go anywhere else ever again. He could just live right here forever, become a part of the woods, and never have to worry about anything ever again.

A hand comes down on his shoulder and he jumps, recognizing his Aunt Veronica's energy and scent right before he sees her face. "Just me, Tanny." She says softly, sitting down on the ground beside him.

He relaxes. "Sorry for running off." He apologizes. "Have I been gone for too long?"

"No, not really. We're only a few minutes away with our kind of speed. It'd probably take awhile for a human to get over here, though." She says thoughtfully. Tristan just nods, staying silent.

"...Are you alright, Tris?" The magenta-haired woman questions, looking at him with eyes that are an even mix of concerned and sad. And that's when he finally breaks. A sob forces its way out of his throat and he can't stop the tears that well up in his eyes from streaming down his cheeks. And then his aunt is pulling him into her arms. "Oh, honey."

He curls into himself, sobs and cries wracking through his entire body. He just couldn't hold any of it back, he feels overwhelmed. Maybe it's the long day, or the long week. He just feels so tired of everything. And he's especially tired of holding things back. So, he just lets it all out. He cries in his aunt's arms until there are no tears left and his gut hurts from how many times he's heaved out a sob. Until all that's left is the comfortable silence of the night around him.

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"Why don't you head in through a balcony? Just in case he's still here, that way you don't have to worry about running into him tonight." Tristan's Aunt Veronica suggests.

He nods. "Yeah, I think I'd prefer that. I'm not ready to meet him just yet." He admits.

She rubs the back of her hand over his arm for a moment comfortingly. "That's perfectly fine. Just take your time, Tanny."

He gives her another quick hug. "Goodnight, Aunt Veronica, I'll see you in the morning."

"See you in the morning, kid. Get some good rest, okay? You've definitely earned it." She tells him, smiling softly. He smiles back before heading to the shadowed side of the tavern and jumping up onto the second floor balcony.

The bedroom it's attached to is Uncle Gowther's. He walks through it and steps out into the hallway, closing the door behind him before heading down the hall and up the stairs to his own bedroom. It's at the very top, his room technically being the attic, and it also had a balcony. Usually, he'd love to sit out on it and watch the stars for awhile, but he's too exhausted tonight. He quickly changes out of his work uniform and into his sleep clothes before flopping onto his bed and quickly settling in and under the covers, yawning as his head hits the pillow and sleep takes him almost immediately.

He wakes a little while later to his door being opened and then closed. He takes a deep breath in and picks up his mother's scent, slowly turning over to face the rest of his room. There's a dip in his bed next to his shoulder and he looks up as his eyes adjust to the darkness, locking eyes with his mother, her usually blue eyes now glowing the golden-orange hues of the goddess clan.

"I was hoping I wouldn't wake you." She tells him, sounding a little guilty.

"It's okay, I don't mind." He yawns, moving closer to her. She was sitting beside him on the edge of the bed, one leg pulled up in front of her and the other one off of the bed, foot planted on the ground.

She brings her hand up and brings it to his head, running her hands through his hair affectionately. Tristan hums softly in content as she continues the motion repeatedly. "What's he like this time?" He whispers after a few minutes, his curiosity getting the better of him.

His mother stays quiet for a moment longer before responding. "He's really sweet. Very kind. He reminds me a lot of you, actually. He seems to joke around a lot and he's very charming. He didn't stay for very long, I don't think he was actually supposed to be away from the castle tonight, but he said he would be back, of course." She tells him softly.

"Sorry for running off and leaving you all alone." He tells her, guilt seeping into his voice.

"Hey, you did nothing wrong, sweetheart. You weren't ready and there's nothing wrong with that." She reassures him. He swallows, moving as close to her as he can and curling himself up against her leg, that childish feeling from before coming back. "Those new friends of yours were worried when you left. I assured them you would be okay and they said to tell you that you're welcome to come find them in town anytime. The blonde one's father is the main blacksmith around here, so you can ask about his whereabouts there sometime. But they'll come back to the tavern sometime, too. They seem to really like you." She tells him, a smile in her voice.

Tristan presses his forehead against her knee. "They seem really nice." He answers honestly.

"That's good, I'm glad you've met them, then." She admits. The two of them fall silent after that for awhile, Tristan laying there with drooping eyes as his mother combs her fingers through his hair gently. Eventually, Tristan speaks up again.

"Hey, mama?" He looks up at her.

She looks down at him. "Yes, my sleepy boy?"

"Can you sing, please?" He asks her.

She gives him a tender smile and nods. "Of course I can."

Tristan smiles softly and yawns again as he turns and buries his face in her knee again, his eyes closing. And then he listens as his mother starts to sing him the same lullaby she's sang to him thousands of times, the one she made just for him.

"Little star, come with me

Fly through the sky and you will see

All the little things that make me believe

Fox cubs are playing

Trees are swaying

Wolf pups are howling

The night cats are prowling

All under your shining light

The flowers are sleeping

The moon is now peaking

And here you lay in my arms

Your eyes have slipped closed

This song I've composed

Leading you to your dreams

Little star, I love you

You know that I do

So, lay down your head

Let your mind rest

You're safe where you are

I won't be too far

I'll stay by your side

'Til sweet morning light."

The last thing he knows is his mother kissing the top of his head as she whispers, "Sweet dreams, my little star." before sleep finally pulls him under for the rest of the night.

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A/N: What did you guys think??? Did you like it?? Please let me know!! I think overall this is a really fun concept to play with and I can’t wait to explore more of this little world that I’m building. Also, I wrote Elizabeth’s lullaby myself, so it’s completely original!! There isn’t much in the way of ships and romance yet, but there will be as we go along, I promise!!! Love you guys!!! 💜💜💜

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idontwanttospoiltheparty · 1 year

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what are fun beatles facts you’ve put in your fics

Hi anon!! Sorry for forgetting you!!! TBH maybe they're not as fun or not as much facts as I may have made them seem but here are a few from ILTY:

I point out in chapter 2 that George and John bought matching Gibson guitars (in 1962, following them earning the contract with EMI iirc; I didn't specify the date in the fic though)

Paul talks about when he uses the Höfner vs when he uses the Rickenbacker bass, saying the Höfner is good for live sounds because it's lighter. He says something like that in Get Back, I believe!

In chapter 3 when Cyn and John are looking through a scrapbook there aren't any wedding photos because there really weren't any! No photographer was present :(

I also reference this real letter John wrote to Cyn in chapter 3

also point out in that chapter that while John basically immediately married Cyn upon learning he had gotten her pregnant, Paul stalled with Dot up until her miscarriage and then broke off their engagement.

in chapter 4 I describe this weird trailer thing, which John really had in his garden though I've now learned he actually only acquired it a year later in 1967 so

This isn't historical but the bit in chapter 4 where I describe how John plays I Feel Fine is how you actually play the song lol. I didn't detail it much cause it's not very interesting, but I watched a tutorial for it and everything. I also did some rudimentary sitar + Indian classical music research for the relevant part in chapter 10. It's not directly mentioned in the text but I did my best to make sure I wasn't saying something outright wrong about the instruments basic function.

In chapter 5 I point out that John has a Stu painting in his house, which he really did IIRC

The idea that John may have recorded himself reading from Timothy Leary's book Book of the Dead and played it back while dropping acid it isn't one I made up but I believe it's from Goldman so. Grain of salt fun fact. (mentioned in chapters 4, 6 and 8)

From chapter 7: "They bloody invented automatic double-trackin’ just so Johnny could be here less." ATD was indeed developed by engineers at EMI studios because John found double tracking his vocals extremely annoying lmao.

there's some description in chapter 7 of stuff the Beach Boys and Beatles stole from each other that's to my knowledge accurate. also the song playing on the radio was in the charts the week the chapter takes place during, which I pointed out in the author's notes (I generally have kept track of the dates in my story)

Paul beginning to write Here, There and Everywhere, specifically the intro, right after listening to Pet Sounds is based on him saying the intro is inspired by God Only Knows (he starts writing the intro just after playing GOK in the story). He recalls writing the song at John's house, an he completes it in chapter 8, also at Kenwood, while waiting for John (this time simply to come down stairs rather than wake up) — this is less a fun fact but more my fun adaptation of true events.

I double checked this like three times when I wrote the chapter, but IIRC it's totally accurate that the band recorded brass for the first time one day after the Pet Sounds listening party (chapter 8)

I reference the horrible experience the band really had in February 64 at the English embassy in Washington DC in chapter 8, though the specific anecdote Paul recalls from that evening is entirely made up by me.

this is pretty well-known, but Isn't It A Pity was likely a Revolver-reject, which is why it's briefly considered for the album in chapter 8, given the circumstances

This is my own conjecture but I 100% believe that Day Tripper is about Paul and I made that canon at the end of chapter 8 lol.

This isn't exactly a fact but the questions asked in the Munich press conference in chapter 9 are for the most part similar to real questions they were asked. Including the weird one about participating in the Munich Olympics lmaooooo

Again more of an adaptation than a straight-up fact but John and Paul did visit the Grosse Freiheit when they were in Hamburg for that tour!

Also the geography described in Hamburg should be right, I used a map lol.

Paul DID change the I'll Follow The Sun lyrics!!!! Go listen to the quarrymen bootleg it's one of my favourite things I've used, that it used to be "Don't leave me alone"

Also they did get to play around with some Japanese instruments while in Tokyo and they're some of the softest pics of the band :) I did simplify the events a bit though

George was very worried about being arrested for drug possession when the band got separated from their luggage in Manila.

George did ask Ravi Shankar to take him on as his student in summer 66 but I don't know when exactly.

I think that's a fair amount lol hope these lived up to your expectations :(

#god this took wayyyyyyy too long #but its a good thing to look over my own story from back to front #(didnt READ the whole thing ofc just scrolled through everything)#ask #anon #fic

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ssvperboy · 1 year

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Ultimate Ship Meme Christmas Edition - abi/mattheo

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME CHRISTMAS EDITION || ACCEPTING

Which one of them:

Spikes the eggnog? Mattheo, but probably because Hero told him to lmaoooo 😅

Hangs the stockings? Abi! Stockings are not at all common for Mattheo, but she tells him all about 'em and what they're for 🥹

Leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the Santa tradition? I want to say Abi again, but this is something they might do together!

“Accidentally” throws away the fruitcake: Also Abi! Mattheo would feel super bad and eat the whole thing, ngl 😪

Goes overboard on the whipped cream? Mattheo! He knows it's not great for you, but he can't help it. Probably even puts too much for Abi, too 😂

Is the inevitable Christmas Grinch? Mattheo, but only because Christmas away from home is super hard 🥺

Wakes up first on Christmas? Abi! I think that's something she's done many times over--she'd wake him up, though, to get him in on all the Christmas morning traditions.

Rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? Mattheo. Not because he hates it, but because he things it's over played lol

Starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? Abi! Mattheo's not the biggest fan of Christmas music, but he would be into it for her 🥰

Decorates the Christmas tree? Both of them!! He loves this part of Christmas and they BOTH insist on doing it together!

Who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters Abi. Mattheo doesn't really understand why people do it, but he'd wear one if she got him one 🥹

Picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa: Mattheo makes the hot cocoa and Abi picks the movies because I definitely believe they're each only good at doing it like that and not the opposite 😂😂

Starts the snowball fight: Mattheo. He really enjoys the snow and snowball fights lmao

Drags the other under the mistletoe: I would say Abi! Mattheo would be super nervous, also he doesn't get the mistletoe thing lmaooooo

Decorates the house: They both do, together because they're cuties!

Cooks Christmas dinner: I think this is something they work out together. Each of them works on certain parts of dinner, but they want to do it together.

Invites the other to sing a Christmas duet: Abi, 300%!

Has any holiday traditions: I think they both do and they would share them with each other. (we know they would! 🎄)

Who would start a food fight during baking: Abi, but Mattheo wouldn't be mad (he can't be lol)

Would get drunk off of eggnog: Mattheo. My dude has a very low alcohol tolerance, ask Hero and Tomás.

Who starts putting up decorations in October? I think Mattheo, because there's no thanksgiving where he's from so he forgets about it lmaoooo

Buys the advent calendars? Abi! She teaches Mattheo how they should be opened 🥹🥰

Places mistletoes all around the house? Abi, because y'know, Mattheo doesn't know what they're for 😂

Wraps the presents for other people? Both of them. They both give me "divine present wrapper" vibes!

Puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? Abi. I think it's a tradition of hers and he's just happy to be a part of it 🥹🥰

Is the one that hates eggnog? Yeah, Mattheo. He learns that after drinking it the first time lmaooooo

Is the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? Like cooking dinner, this would be something they'd work on together!

Sends out the Christmas cards? I think Abi would--I feel like that's something she does for her friends. Mattheo might as well, if he realizes it's something he's into!

Knows all the words to Twelve Days of Christmas? Abiiiii!!!

Is the better snowman builder? Abi, also. Mattheo loves snow but sucks at building snowmen. Abi is the superior snowman builder, 100%!

Is the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly? Abi, I have no doubt in that lol

#mattheo t. // headcanons #mattheo t. // ships #mattheo t. & abigayle l.#answered

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Hey bestie, RM defeated Barca in La Liga and Copa del Rey 11:1, 8:2 as well 😭 wtf was going on then, teams used pull such big numbers?! It still happens from time to time, but it seemed much more common in the 40s/50s. Bayern is on some hard shit for sure, they got the power. It's funny that Borussia can defeat Bayern, but they're still less known and don't do as well overall.

Zidane should have never left RM, man got us 3 CL wins!!!

I didn't expect the PSG x Al Nassr to go easy, but from what I've seen it was definitely personal 👁👁

I saw the Chelsea news, they need to do something because TEN PLACE in the Premier League??? And Liverpool 8? I told you, this is alternate reality, because Arsenal 1, Newcastle 3. Juve 10 in A Serie now 🙉

Also can I just say him and Busquets and then Pique were always my least favourite Barca players, but I didn't expect THIS

I don't know if I'll be able to feel bad for Charles, but I can understand that he and Harry are very different people who show emotions differently.

Honestly, SM sent Kai to weird Euro festivals, Exo and Taemin were in Berlin once, Shinee were in London. I heard NCT's concerts aren't selling as well as predicted, because of the prices. A whole mess. SuperM sold some of the questionable songs to me, idk why GOT isn't doing it. Tbh I understand BoA's disappointment and I'm pretty sure SM's shitty promo is part of the problem, but also consider this... the song and the MV sucks odhshwhrjabshsgahsvaha. Not her fault ofc, but yeah. Much ado about nothing

Oh you started iiiit, the beginning is a frustrating rideeeee. Eunhyuk is so sweet, but I hope he tells her soon. There were subtle hints from the beginning, him only having one earplug on and "ignoring" her (boy just couldn't hear 💔), in one chapter they were listening to heavy metal and he went "it's relaxing" and girlie went "????" 😭

Yes VHS (ancient times), I used to watch the first two HP movies religiously as a child! Ah yes Oppenheimer's cast! Miss Flo, Emily, Rami too... omg I totally forgot about that Adeline movie, but I watched it yes! I also liked Michiel in The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society with Lily James

One thing you need to know is that snakes aren't slimy, the texture of their skin depends on the species, it's soft and glossy, but a bit rough if the skin is more scale-like, it's honestly hard to explain. When I volunteered in Australia I had this corn snake friend who would wrap himself around my leg

Omg when CB called Ailee a cornball? But tbh I find it hard to believe Ailee didn't know about him, I remember seeing something about it 🙄

Yes, Baek, it's the colonialism <3 I always hated when I searched London and it showed me Canada?! The colonisers just plagiarised the names and called it a day. Googled Brampton and got whiplash lol

Can Hwa be my uncle and give me money 🤲🏻

Omg that Sehun tweet is my man Doyun! From the webtoon I ranted to you about, because it has an unnecessary love triangle and 3728 misunderstandings

Hoshi getting a sugar d*dd* lol, work I guess

Ohhh that Yeo art. We'll never see such long hair on him HA HA HA (pain)

Hwa usually looks soft barefaced, but he looked like such a bitch that day lmaooooo, yes bad boy. And That's why he is serving every time, he gets the best selection of clothes! - DV 💖

hello!!

im not HEARING ANY OF IT BFBDBD YOO UR RIGHT,, what was going on in the 40’s-80’s like 18-6’s and 10-0’s????? maybe the fields were smaller but damn, how easy was it back in the day 😭😭 bayern are monsters, im convinced they do some pogba witchcraft before matches bc how tf???? no yeah, borussia the only one who can defeat them properly yet we are blind when it comes to that club <3 rightfully so tbh <3

Zidane should have never left RM, man got us 3 CL wins!!! /// I didn't expect the PSG x Al Nassr to go easy, but from what I've seen it was definitely personal 👁👁

im seeing ancelotti being scouted by brazilian national team, which if he agrees (def won’t) would mean zidane rm 2.0 aND THEN HE CAN DO HIS MAGIC,, but apparently zidane might go psg, tbh he should, he can keep psg’s main ego in check,,, him messi and ney would actually be mAD

so personal that bro got punched by his own ex teammate 😭😭😭 i loved every bit of pettiness in it <3 the way psg we’re not even serious and roaming around and cr7 was playing like it’s his last fhwndhsj the biggest surprise / shock was the bollywood meet and greet so random???

FBWKFBWKJCJCJC ITS SO EMBARRASSING LIKE WHAT WENT WRONG 😭😭😭 need chelsea to pick it up or pACK IT UP, arsenal and man city’s match is gonna be nuts,,, haaland v saka??? want arsenal to lose on purpose fbwkhfkw

Also can I just say him and Busquets and then Pique were always my least favourite Barca players, but I didn't expect THIS

NAH LITERALLY always had certain vibes from him, tho a great player,, the vibes were off maybe bc his eyes have this very naughty cleverish stare and was kind of unsettling AND NOW THIS IS MESSED,, the victim also refused whatever money he tried to pay her off with + he changed his testimony like 3 times and hers stayed the same,,, video evidence of club too apparently jail deserved,, hoping busquet’s leaves this summer

I don't know if I'll be able to feel bad for Charles, but I can understand that he and Harry are very different people who show emotions differently.

yeaaahh it’s tbh kinda annoying to hear him say crap about charles when bro did his best to be the best father to him, worked for will why not harry 😭😭😭my kid saying that to me, id be fuRIOUS

YEAH !!! YEAH !!! i think the most sm sent their groups FULLY outside was during like 2014-2015 era,, also bc sm was innovative at that time w music and music videos + promo,, sucks to see how they’ve become now,,, did not know about the nct thing! damn their seats are $$$$ and i thought blackpink’s were the expensive-est damn that much money for what 😭😭😭 (bp’s contract renewal is so funny bc why is it like football transfer contracts 😭😭)

i also think the way they have GOT promo kinda made their hype go down,, esp the sm town concert where they dropped the full stage performance before the mv + song’s release and the somewhat of a hype it was died down VERY QUICKLY,,, at least superm had a chemistry to show even if they were completely diff,, their song cohesion is nice unlike the gUGUGUGUGUGUGU yEAH the song is a no no, the mv looks like snsd’s you think mv but yassified 😭😭

I DID AND WHEN HE APPEARED FBWMDKW SCREAMED AND WENT FOR A WALK INSIDE MY HOUSE 😭😭😭 STOPPPPP THATS SO SAD 😭😭😭 NOT RELAXINGJWJVCJC

anon, ur a fossil BFWMBDWMJCCK THE FIRST TWO ARE SO NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART,,, just being introduced to everyone and everything about the word magic ✨🤌🏻 the things i would do to wanna see that movie again for the very first time,,,, oppenheimer is def def going to be a blockbuster! cillian, rami, robert d jr, emily 😩😩 matt damon AND DEVON BOSTICK????? WIMPY KID???? this is like avengers but better omg,,, we need blake back idc idc her movies are so top tier >>> michiel is so fine, he’s my token white man <3 him in the haunting of the hill house too!!!! he chooses his movies really well!

i am fucking sorry, it would fucking do what.

That's what I've been saying, Pique was always an asshole and it's not just me being petty (well that too skshsjhdjsjsks), I never understood why Shakira got with him. 12 years??? Glad they didn't marry /// Omg when CB called Ailee a cornball? But tbh I find it hard to believe Ailee didn't know about him, I remember seeing something about it 🙄

no bc the way it was an open secret that he’d keep cheating on her??? found this on a reddit post and damn,, FOR 12 YEARS AND TWO KIDS U SPENT WITH HIM GOD DAMNIT SHAKIRA 😭😭😭 usually would take things from reddit as a grain of salt, but if it’s pique it’s true

HE DID???? NO WAY DHWJDHAKHDSK no srs her saying she doesn’t know him is like meghan markle saying she didn’t know who harry was, LIKE BRO AILEE UR FROM COLORADO 😭😭😭

Yes, Baek, it's the colonialism <3 I always hated when I searched London and it showed me Canada?! The colonisers just plagiarised the names and called it a day. Googled Brampton and got whiplash lol

IT SHOWS U CAN??? LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 we are so trapped in this colonialist era, we’re never getting rid of this 😭😭 the Liverpool thing really shocked me fbwndbjccj yeah…bramptons…like the birmingham / bradford of canada

Can Hwa be my uncle and give me money 🤲🏻/// Omg that Sehun tweet is my man Doyun! From the webtoon I ranted to you about, because it has an unnecessary love triangle and 3728 misunderstandings

can i be his niece’s aunt 🤲🏻 IS HE??? 👁👁 did u end up finishing the webtoon??

Hoshi getting a sugar d*dd* lol, work I guess /// Ohhh that Yeo art. We'll never see such long hair on him HA HA HA (pain)

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 hoshi x usher collab dropping soon u just know it too,,, THE WAY ATEEZ NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT GOING LONG HAIRED, ALL OF THEM, NEED TO GO LONG HAIRED GIVE US BIG BANG FANTASTIC BABY

Hwa usually looks soft barefaced, but he looked like such a bitch that day lmaooooo, yes bad boy. And That's why he is serving every time, he gets the best selection of clothes! - DV 💖

HE REALLY DID LOOK LIKE A BITCH 😭😭😭 but a bad one, his stoic face would be so perfect for runways, with long coats and hands in his pockets,,, the day he get’s with a brand is the day my dreams will begin to come true bfmwbddn

anon…🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ basic manners...morals??

HE 😭😭😭

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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woah-were-halfway-there · 2 years

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The scientist, Ghost, take it out on me, tie me down, until you were gone, cut to the feeling, sleep on the floor: what’s the reason behind these songs and why it matches Aus and Carse?

Omg ugh all some of my fave songs just in general lmao but here’s somewhat of a breakdown 🤣

The scientist: this song just always gets in me in my feels so I listen to it a lot when I write lmao but when it comes to Carson and Auston, when they first started dating Carson was really anxious about being under a microscope in a sense because of who she was dating. So many people would comment on her relationship with Auston and it usually wasn’t nice things and again she was just anxious. She really doubted herself not thinking she was good enough to be with him but he made it a personal mission to make sure she feels as special and important as she is to him. That he sets her apart from everyone else and it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks

Ghost: this is *their* bieber song lmao. The song that they will scream in the car together and dance around the kitchen to. The lyrics also resonate with them cause Auston is gone a lot and they’re always missing each other when he’s away

Take it out on me: oooo this one makes me think of the whole ex Chris situation when it comes to Carson and Auston and how Carson was just really nervous with a lot of things with Auston because of how shitty Chris was and just how Auston has been so patient with her like as she navigates those feelings and everything

Tie me down: again a song that makes me think of the beginning of their relationship and their friends to lovers dynamic and how they just weren’t admitting they had fallen for each other even though they had it bad

Cut to the feeling: lmaooooo once again a song that makes me think about them denying how they feel about each other but wanting the other so damn bad

Sleep on the floor: I wrote a one shot a longggggg time ago to go with this song that I never posted but in it, Carson and Auston were still dating and she was in her last year of university so this was less than a year before Auston asked her to move in with him as well as a few months before Auston signed his contract extension with the leafs in 2019 and so they’re just at his place cuddling and hanging out while Carson has this song playing and they’re talking about life and everything and now Auston’s rookie contract is over soon and all that and like it’s not a serious conversation like they’re just talking because they don’t want to worry about anything unless they have to and then Carson sits up from where she was laying against his chest and then shifts so she’s laying on top of him and they’re face to face and she says “you know, I’d come with you wherever you were to go… if you wanted me to” and that just got Auston really in his feels hearing her say that she’d literally uproot her life for him and go wherever because he couldn’t even imagine not having her with him but would never expect that either and so it was just kinda a nice reassurance for him and of course he told her that as long as she’s with him, it doesn’t matter where they are

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Hi!! It’s the baby teume here again lol thank you sm for the rec I’ve been through their blog as well aksnsksmskdnd but hey I’m a svt Stan too !! It’s so weird we Stan a lot of the same groups and I’m so grateful we have such a good writer in all the fandoms I’m in as well 😂😂

As for my treasure bias, it was originally mashiho (I mean it still is) but I’ve added more people to the list lmaooo like yedam as of now and I’ve been crushing on Hyunsuk since last night 💀 it’s impossible to decide lol and I’ve just sorta accepted the fact that I’m just gonna probably work my way thru the whole group at some point lmaooooo and my favourite song that I’m obsessed with right now are I love You and JikJin as well as both the versions of darari! (At this point I feel like I should just name their entire discography lol ) it’s been maybe a week or two since I started stanning them and I’ve already finished watching all the tmap episodes and most of their variety content lol I think I might have a problem💀

im about to take a final but i wanna respond first hehe i love talkin abt my boys

omg then double hi then!! i literally cannot remember if i got into svt first or trsr because it was around the same time but i joked with my non-kpop friends that a group has to have at least 8 members for me to stan (or be SHINee) but brb gonna cry thank u for that compliment!! theres SOOO many good svt writers out there <3

(rest is under a readmore bc this feels long and i dont wanna subject anyone scrolling past to a long post dskfhdsf)

also incredibly valid of u... my trsr bias changed a lot before i finally settled on yoshi (for rn, at least? hopefully it wont change bc i love the him but things happen lmao). i personally came in originally being biased for asahi and junkyu and then i realized yoshis the literal cutest and so is mashi and so is hyunsuk... i think now ive just been calling myself a jline stan (haruto isnt as high as the others but ive adopted him so hes my son now alongside the others in the maknae line /hj). u have taste tho <3 but stanning trsr means u have taste sooo-

but also literally felt tht abt crushing on hyunsuk... watching the concert was what got me lmao his stage presence is sooo good and he cares so much abt the others!! also i love his facial expressions lmao he does this cute lil nose scrunchy thing sometimes and its. genuinely so cute.

GOD i loved "i love you" so much when i was first getting into trsr!! the lil fingerheart and bob they do to the "lovin' you lovin' you love you" bit??? lives rent free in my head idk why its just so cute. + the song has some of my fave choreo from them and i cant explain why lol

jikjin is also v v good!! this comeback was my first comeback as a teume so i have a special place in my heart for jikjin <3 and DARARI my MOST beloved!!! i adore her so much... i was literally so excited for darari choreo and then she was given to me <3 i still kinda wish we had a real mv for darari but im not gonna argue w getting the remix lmao (both slap but i prefer the og bc for the softer comfy vibes)

also ur so much better than me dsfkhdsf i dont remember where i left off on tmap but i got busy with life stuff and dropped it for a bit :( i do wanna go back and watch the rest of it sometime!! i respect u so much tho sdfkhdsf im just bad at sitting down and watching stuff in general lmao (my kdramas usually take... several months for me to actually finish watching)

anyway welcome to stanning treasure u will not regret this <3 i love them all so so much and ive been missing them a lot lately :(

#wooahaes.ask #asks.anon

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blackberry-gingham · 2 years

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ooh, def Toad!!🐸

Bless you 😭😭😭 also tagging @samatedeansbroccoli since she asked for the same character 😩

Favorite thing:

Probably his severe underdog status tbh. I am not joking when I say that literally no one genuinely likes this man or even gives him the time of day in the Marvel universe.

Which is just amplified when we consider that he's actually extremely powerful, assuming we take his toad powers to their logical and scientific conclusions and all

Least favorite thing:

Dnsjskskak the way that his creators can't settle on one design for him and so he constantly swings between "ok looking at best" to "literally the most hideous, uncanny thing you've ever seen in your life" 😭

Favorite line:

At the tail end of his run in the wolverine X-Men school comic, as he's being exiled for helping Paige do her nefarious stuff and the others are like "was it worth it" or whatever and he says

"All I did, I did for love"

Like..... Bro. Ouchie.

Especially when you consider that Toad's idea of love is kind of warped in that he is just soooo easy to take advantage of. Like, he's a willing dependent in a codependency relationship. He'll do literally anything you ask... Just as long as you at least pretend to give even a fraction of a fuck about him.

So all that to say, that while he may feel his actions are justified bc "he did it for the woman he loves" and all... That's really not even the case tbh, bc he never seemed to be truly loved by her in the first place.

But also in the invasive species mission in contest of champions during the little dialogue transmission, ronin is like "time to die, frog man" or whatever and toad is like "hey fuck you, that guys not like me, he's just a guy in a suit"

AND HES FUCKING RIGHT LMAOOOOO

Idk, not super profound or anything, but genuinely made me laugh so it deserves a spot

brOTP:

Oof, once again, Toad is another guy who doesn't really have friends lol. I'd say him and Spiderman tbh.

Two dudes who are losers irl, but also super smart and all that. They can commiserate over their girl troubles, I'm sure

OTP:

Me again, lmao. I will give him true love 😌🤲🏻

nOTP:

Probably like.... Magneto or something. Ugh, that's so foul. Just the concept hurts to type 😭

Random HC:

I'm trying to think of something I haven't said already lmao

Uuuuuh, he basically starts to fall apart once he hits middle age tbh, lol. He just wants to retire and live a normal life with his s/o after like... 43. Eating bugs starts to give him really bad heartburn and he really hates to crouch down and do that toad hop thing he's known for.

Age and dad bod weight come together for pretty shitty back pain afterwards if he does it for too long.

Unpopular opinion:

Well, there's not really many people to pitch against for me to even have a truly "unpopular opinion" tbh 😂😂😅

But I guess I'd say Todd kind of annoys me tbh. I think it's his diction style more than anything tho, so 😭 That, and it's like... I get why he's more of a popular choice in fanfictions, but also.... Idk. What about the og tho 😭😭

Song I associate:

Probably listen up by Oasis off of the very excellent The Masterplan album. One bc I just associate Liam Gallagher and his voice and image so hard with Mort, but also the mood is right and the lyrics are accurate.

That and the titular song off that same album. The Masterplan, the song, is sung by Noel, Liam's brother, but idk. I really love his voice for like.... Adult Toad.

The first is more about making up your mind to be your own man, even if it means you have to go at life on your own.

The second has a lot more to unpack tbh lmao, but basically it ties into the idea that "the plan for life is that there is no plan" and while that may sound scary, and sure it can be... But we should also realize the potential it has in that good things can happen too, even when we don't expect them.

Favorite picture:

Lmao am I wrong to post one of my drawings 😭

I'd say I'm caught between this panel of the comic, bc like.... W I D E. Plus, canon dad bod confirmed lmao

And this scene from days of future past just bc I literally died like LMAO. Even in an alternate universe, this man is forced into a crummy job. That, and the fact that a man who's poisonous enough to take out literally anyone in an actual fucking heartbeat...

Is cooking FOOD and with no gloves or anything. Like.... This is such an absolutely God tier FDA violation 😭😭

#THANK YOU #ask game #xmen toad

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HI OMG I KNOW YOUR REQUESTS ARE CLOSED BUT I NEEDED TO SEND THIS BEFORE I FORGOT !!!! COULD YOU DO A BLURB WHERE HARRY AND Y/N DO THE THING WHERE YOU GET WINE DRUNK AND WHOEVER TOUCHES THE OTHER FIRST LOOSES ????

it’s been a while since i wrote a blurb so hope this makes sense lmaooooo i wrote it while watching bake off finale so i was v distracted!!!! hope you like it :(

Harry places his own glass next to Y/N’s on the glass table and he leans back, watching her as she taps away on her phone.

“No pop,” he yawns, hand going up to his warm, sweaty neck. “No One Direction.”

A gasp, then a hiccup leaves her mouth, “The disrespect. I’m gonna put somethin’ sexy.”

Harry clears his throat, feeling drops of sweat run down his back and he wants to reach and stop it, maybe take his shirt off and maybe, just maybe cuddle into her side just to annoy her, hear that familiar snort, but he knows it would be a dangerous game to play considering the alcohol in their systems.

Instead, he gives her a smirk and puts his feet on the table, careful not to hit their glasses. “Sexy? What for? Y’gonna give me a lap dance?”

“You wish. Let’s...let’s make tonight more interesting-”

Harry snorts, “More interesting? I just told you about my embarrassing encounter with my ex. Nothing can top that for me tonight, sorry love.”

The small Bluetooth speaker makes a weird noise before Arctic Monkey’s I Wanna Be Yours starts playing and Harry rolls his eyes but the tiny smile remains present on his face as he watches Y/N walk towards the kitchen area behind where they’ve been seated.

“I hate this song,” he mutters, fighting the grin, “I wanna be your vacuum cleaner,” he sings, voice gruff and the tone playful, clearly taking the piss out of the lyrics.

She returns, another bottle of red clasped tightly between her beautiful fingers, and she throws the cork at Harry. “They’re deep, the lyrics, I love it. Stop being jealous- hand me your glass.”

“Am not. God- I didn’t think your cheap red would hit me this hard. My head’s killing me, it’s like two- no wait, three gorillas are having sex where my brain should be.”

“I don’t think gorillas would be into threesomes. And- excuse me? Cheap? I paid a tenner each for these babies. Not all of us are loaded.”

With bottom lip trapped between his teeth, he gives her a dismissive look, one hand coming up to rest on his crotch- something he always did when he felt comfortable, at ease, while the other brings the wine glass up to his lips.

She watches him take two big gulps despite his previous remarks, and her eyes focus on the stubble, probably a week old, and then her gaze fall to his Adam’s apple, watching it move up and down with each gulp. His cheeks are flushed, a beautiful pink, and there’s sweat on his forehead, some of his hair sticking to his skin, and she reaches to brush his hair back but her hand pauses in the air.

It’s nothing of the ordinary, these little touches here and there.

They were close. They both loved touching each other in the most friendly way, meaning, they loved hugs, cuddles, kisses, and they often find each other touching each other’s hair whether it be to ruffle it in order to annoy the other, or to brush the hair back and for them, the little touches were part of their friendship.

So when her hand pauses in the air, Harry looks up at her, brow furrowed, “Wha’? Somethin’ in m’hair?” He slurs, bringing his hand up to his hair and he ruffles it. "Whaaaat?”

“Jus’ had an idea, ‘s all.”

“Oh shit. Hold on, imma take my joggers off-”

Harry leans forward to put his glass on the coffee table and she spits out a no,

“Stop, that- that’s not what I’m talkin’ about. Dirty pig.”

“Pity.”

“Listen to me, will you?”

“Yep. All ears, darlin’.”

“So,” she lets out a sigh, then takes another gulp of her wine, “We get shitfaced and whoever touches the other first loses.”

Harry gives her a look, pupils dilated and lips turned upwards in a wide grin. “So am I taking my jogs off or not?”

“Oh fuck off, no! Clothes stay on. Just-” another hiccup, a silent burp more like, “Just don’t touch me. And I won’t touch you. It’s not- it doesn’t have to be sexual, y’know.”

“For now,” he mumbles and it’s loud enough for her to hear and send him a glare but he laughs it off.

Glass after glass, Y/N begins to feel her world shift, her vision becoming ‘shaky’, and she lets out a giggle because it’s been a while since she felt this way, since she’d gotten wine drunk. “I love this.”

Harry hums, one hand rubbing his eye as he tries to pour more wine but there’s only a couple of drops left so he tuts, placing the bottle back on the table and he downs that last couple of drops.

Despite his drunken state, he tries to sing along, I never thought I'd feel this kind of hesitation...my hand on another girl...I wish I didn't have to lie...but his tongue feels like a wet sponge, so heavy, and he wants to put his hands- or her hands in his mouth so she can...so she can, she can do anything she wants to. Whatever she wants to.

“You sound shite when you’re pissed. I’m glad you say no to alcohol while singin’. God, my- I can’t feel my hands,” she mutters, trying to reach for the bottle, but Harry reaches at the same time, both stopping their movements when they remember their silly little game.

Harry looks at her, he really looks at her, and she blushes.

He knows she does because she looks down and scrunches her cute nose and Harry wants to shoot himself in the dick.

“No touchin’...right,” he whispers. “’s empty, pet.”

Y/N looks up, finding him smiling down at her. “What’s empty?”

“The bottle, silly girl. Finito. Fini.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

They’re silent for the most part, Valerie still playing in the background, and Harry leans his head back and closes his eyes. He puts one arm on his side, palm stretched on the sofa where he knows Y/N’s hand sits close, and he tries to move it closer but, once again, he knows he’s playing with fire.

“Y’trying to touch me?” She says, voice low but soft regardless, and it makes him smile.

“No.”

“You so are. I’m literally looking at your hand right now.”

Another smile. “Why y’staring at m’hand, you fuckin’ creep,” Harry takes a risk and moves his hand more to the left but he lets out a sigh when their hands still fail to touch.

“Who- whoever,” she clears her throat, “Whoever loses pays the other a hundred quid. Hundred and fifty five...and five pence.”

“That doesn’t even make sense,” Harry snorts.

“It does. You wanna touch? You’re gonna pay!”

“Y’know,” he takes a deep breath and opens his eyes, straightening up on the sofa. “I’ve heard that before-”

“Harry, stop. I know what you’re gonna say.”

“All right, all right. C’mere, lemme pinch y’cute cheeks,” he reaches his arm, just to wind her up, but she stops it with her hand which slaps Harry’s with force.

Their eyes widen and they look at each other for a while before Harry breaks the silence with a snort. “You- fuck. You owe me a hundred and fifty...five quid. And five pence,” he can’t help but laugh harder at the pout that’s forming on her face. “Oh, come on-”

“You set me up!”

“I did no such thing. Them’s the rules, babe. I accept Visa, Amex-”

“Amex? Who do you think I am? Fuck sake. I hate you so much.”

“You really really really...really don’t. Y’love me really.”

She reaches and flicks him in the forehead but he surges forward, grabbing her hand in his and without thinking, he puts her index in his mouth and bites.

"Argh! Harry you horny bastard, always wanna lick something- ew, give me my fuckin’ finger back!”

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kwanisms · 3 years

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Collision Course 13: goodnight all (BONUS CHAPTER)

➭ series masterlist

summary: Seonghwa notices Bunny feels down and doubts her self worth, which he can’t let happen; not on his watch. So he comes over and decides to lift her spirits, among other things.

pairing: Seonghwa x Bunny

warning: graphic sexual content, strong language, oral sex (m & f receiving), breeding kink, unprotected sex (use protection kiddos!), rough sex, deep throating, slight degradation, choking kink, slight angst at the end )):

word count: 4.3k (LMAOOOOO WOW idk what happened here)

It took Seonghwa no time to reach your place. He only lived a few blocks away from your building. You crossed the room to answer the door, finding one of your favorite smiles waiting on the other side of it.

Your own face broke into a smile as you let Seonghwa into your apartment, glad that he was there. As he removed his jacket, you moved into your kitchen.

"Do you want something to drink?" you asked. "Just water," he replied and you turned to pull two bottles of water from the refrigerator. You tossed one to him and opened your own, watching as Seonghwa twisted the top off and took a sip before moving to sit on the couch.

You followed him, sitting on the other end of the couch. Seonghwa set his bottle down and turned, fixing you with a soft stare, silence falling over the two of you. After a moment, you felt your face start to heat up.

Despite the fact you and Seonghwa were very familiar with one another, he still could make you blush with one look. His stoic expression morphed into a half smirk when he noticed your cheeks turning pink. "What?" you asked, trying and failing not to laugh. Seonghwa shook his head wordlessly.

Instead he patted the sofa cushion next to him. You took that as an order and moved, sitting next to him. Seonghwa wasted no time, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into him.

Even though your heart felt compelled to play the song of its people against your ribs, you felt warm and safe in his embrace. Part of you wondered what it would be like to date Seonghwa but that was something the two of you had set rules against when you first met.

"Are you feeling better?" you heard him say in a low voice. Surprisingly, you were. Seonghwa had a peaceful and calming effect on you and it was definitely something you could get used to. You nodded, snuggling further against him. You heard him chuckle, feeling his chest move.

"Good," he murmured, cheek squished against the top of your head. "I want you to remember that you are so amazing and special, Bunny," he stated. "Regardless of what anyone says." You scrunched up your nose. "Including you?" you asked teasingly. Seonghwa scoffed.

"No. Whatever I say is true," he said like a defiant child. You couldn't help but giggle, letting out a squeal when you felt Seonghwa's fingers skim the hem of your shirt, tickling you.

"Ah, Hwa!" you shouted, falling over as Seonghwa started tickling you mercilessly. "S-stop!" Seonghwa let out a menacing laugh and continued to torture you, pinning you to the couch. "Seonghwa!!" you cried, tears in the corners of your eyes as you struggled to free yourself.

You tried to grab his hands and stop him only for him to grab your wrists and pin them against the couch cushion by your head. Your eyes snapped open, locking with Seonghwa's eyes to see something had changed. Something in him had switched and it sent a shiver up your spine.

The way he was gazing at you was so animalistic, but despite the obvious sexual tension and lustful look in his eyes, there was still a softness to them that was inherently Seonghwa and it made your heart warm.

Without a word, Seonghwa leaned down, pressing his lips to yours as he settled on top of you on the couch. With your wrists still pinned, all you could do was whine against his lips, hoping he would free at least one of your hands.

But he refused, instead, sliding his hands up to lock fingers with yours. You moved your legs, one of them resting against the back of the couch while the other hooked around Seonghwa's waist. Letting out a soft moan when you felt Seonghwa press his hips against yours.

His lips moved, kissing down your jaw and to your neck. Another moan escaped you when he rolled his hips again, this time nipping sharply at your neck. Seonghwa lifted his head, his lips brushing against your ear before he growled "goddammit, that's my favorite sound."

You let out a whine as you felt him push off you and opened your eyes to look up at him. He pulled his sweatshirt off, tossing it aside before grabbing the bottom of your sweater dress and pushing it up. "I can't believe you're still wearing this," he said as he started pulling off the fishnets you had worn with it.

You watched as he threw those aside and eyed you hungrily. With the bottom of your sweater dressed bunched up around your waist, your lower half was on full display for him, including your white and black polka dot panties.

Without a word, Seonghwa leaned down, pushing the fabric of your dress up, his lips making contact with the skin of your stomach. A sigh escaped your lips as he kissed the exposed skin before sinking his teeth into your flesh.

You let out a gasp, fingers moving to knot in his hair as he sucked on the skin of your hip, no doubt leaving a fresh mark in his wake. He repeated this in various spots across your stomach and hips before moving further down and starting to kiss and nip at the flesh of your inner thighs.

You let out a short giggle when he blew a raspberry on your thigh. You were about to reprimand him when you hissed instead, feeling his teeth sink into your skin again. "Ah, fuck," you breathed, hand still locked in his hair.

"Such naughty language," you heard him murmur, feeling his lips against your thigh. Seonghwa pushed your left thigh forward before biting into the back of it. You let out a squeak, covering your mouth and looking down at him.

Seonghwa had pulled back quickly, giving you a smirk before bringing his face closer to your center. Your face flushed pink as you watched him kiss you through the material of your underwear. You could feel your arousal pooling in your panties even though you tried as hard as you could not to let it out.

Seonghwa must have been able to smell it because he gave you another smirk before pressing his tongue flat against you, pressing your panties right into the pool of your wetness, allowing it to seep into the material.

"You're so wet already?" he asked softly. Sitting up, he took the fabric of your panties gently and slowly started to pull them down, keeping his eyes locked with yours. As your underwear traveled down your thighs, you felt some of your slick smear along the inside of your thigh.

Once your panties were fully removed, Seonghwa tossed them aside, not caring where they landed and wasted no time in diving between your legs again. Instead of the usual teasing he gave you, he dove right in, spreading your lips and giving you a slow lick from your entrance to your clit.

Before you could say anything, his tongue was back on your clit, giving it torturously slow and even timed links, using the tip of his tongue. Each flick made your body tense up and relax when you realized that he was giving you time between each lick. After a few minutes of this, you started to whine, wiggling your hips as you silently begged for more.

"Ah, ah," he said, giving your outer thigh a light slap. "Be patient, sugar," he said, his breath fanning over your core. "Behave and I'll be good to you," he promised. You nodded, one of your hands still in his hair, the other gripped the edge of the couch cushion as he went back to his work.

Seonghwa's pace increased slowly, toying with your clit in quick sessions before pulling away and blowing gently on it. The cool air made you squeak before he ducked back down to lick at your sensitive bud.

When you were starting to get impatient again, Seonghwa surprised you by sucking lightly on your clit, making your hips buck involuntarily. "Sorry!" you gasped. Seonghwa snickered and shook his head. "Don’t worry about it, sweetheart," he replied. His lips and tongue were back on your clit, giving you no time to prepare for the sudden onslaught of stimulation.

As if the two together weren't enough, you felt the tip of his finger toying with your entrance. He gathered some of your wetness on his finger before slowly pushing the digit into your slit. You let out a soft moan, head rolling to the side as Seonghwa's finger moved in and out of you, a second joining the first rather quickly. His pace wasn't very fast, more like he was just trying to keep you at the edge.

"Seonghwa," you breathed, drawing his attention. He lifted his head, fingers still moving as he fixed you with a curious stare, his lips and chin glistening with your arousal. "Hmm?" he hummed in response. "Please let me come," you whimpered, back arching as he curled his fingers inside you against that one spot he knew could make you see stars.

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked, his tone teasing. You nodded quickly. "Yes, please, I've been so good," you begged. Seonghwa smiled, lips parting as he continued to curl his fingers, bringing you closer and closer to the edge.

He knew exactly how to wind you up, making the coil inside you tighter and tighter before he would make it snap. He wasn't done with you just yet. He slowed his fingers, allowing the orgasm he had been drawing out of you to slip away. "Seonghwa!" you whined. You felt him slap the outside of your thigh again.

"Good girls don't whine, Bunny," he said sternly. You whimpered in submission as he watched you. "That’s better," he added when you fell silent. "If you whine one more time, I'm going to have to punish you," he said as his fingers started to speed up, curling occasionally to bring you towards the edge again.

You could feel your legs starting to shake slightly from the built up tension. You just wanted release but Seonghwa called the shots and you couldn't cum until he said you could. "Take your dress off," you heard him command.

You grabbed the material and wriggled out of it, in a rather anticlimactic way but Seonghwa didn't seem to mind. As soon as the dress was gone, his eyes were on your body.

No matter how many times he had seen it, he always made a point to tell you how beautiful you were. Seonghwa was big on praise and body worship. It turned him on to compliment his partner and you were no exception to this.

"God, you're so gorgeous," you heard him groan, eyes watching the way your chest rose and fell with each labored breath. You opened your mouth to respond but Seonghwa silenced you with a curl of his fingers, his thumb lightly brushing over your clit. Instead, you let out a deep moan.

Seonghwa smiled, shifting to sit up, his fingers still slowly coaxing you to your climax. "Are you close, baby?" he asked, his voice barely above a whisper. You nodded, unable to speak from the feeling of being overwhelmed.

"Good, then let go," he said, thumb moving quickly, massaging circles against your clit as he thrust his fingers deep inside you, curling them in time with his thumb.

You back arched off the couch, thighs shaking as your orgasm built quickly. Moans left your lips, mixed with curses and Seonghwa's name as you teetered near the edge. "It's okay, " you heard Seonghwa say softly. "Let go, Bunny."

One of your hands moved to grab Seonghwa's wrist, high pitched moans and mewls now leaving your mouth. "I'm gonna-" you whimpered. Seonghwa knew exactly what you were going to say. "Do it. Come for me, baby," he purred and you did, walls clenching around his fingers as you came, a cry emitting from you as your toes curled in bliss.

Seonghwa helped you ride out your high, slowly thrusting his fingers in and out of you until you winced, trying to pull his fingers out of you. He withdrew his hand, inspecting the mess you made on them. Without a word, Seonghwa brought his fingers to your lips and you parted them, letting him slide them inside your mouth.

This wasn't anything new. You knew how it drove Seonghwa crazy when you sucked on his fingers, especially when he was fucking you. After watching you clean your own release off his fingers, Seonghwa pulled his hand back, using the back of his hand to wipe his mouth and chin. He reached for and undid the button of his jeans, eyes still on you.

You sat up as he pushed his pants down, discarding them before sitting on the couch. He didn't have to say anything but he still ordered you off the couch with the words "on your knees, baby girl." You moved as quickly as your shaky legs would allow, kneeling between his legs on the floor.

He rested his back against the couch and waited for you to start. You maintained eye contact as you reached up and began massaging his bulge with expertise. Seonghwa let out a quiet moan, his eyes fluttering shut as his head fell back against the couch. You took your time working him up until you not only wanted more, but needed it.

Grabbing the waistband of his boxers, you tugged at them, signaling him to help you remove them. Seonghwa lifted his hips, allowing you to pull his underwear down past his thighs and discarding them on the floor. Without a word, you leaned forward, taking the base of his erect cock and giving the head a slow purposeful lick, keeping his attention with your eyes. It drove him nuts when you kept eye contact while sucking him off.

It was probably one of his favorite things.

After giving the tip a few more links, you opened your lips, taking the head of his cock in your mouth, enjoying the way he hissed and how one of his hands moved to the back of your head, resting there, giving you a couple reassuring strokes as your tongue swirled around him.

"Fuck," he hissed as you took him deeper in your mouth. "You're so good at this," he moaned, fingers grabbing a fistful of your hair and giving the locks a short tug. The sensation made you moan around him. You continued, bobbing your head as you took him in your mouth again and again. You could feel him lightly press your head down, asking for more. Removing your hand from his shift, you instead braced yourself, sinking down on his cock until the tip of it was close to the back of your throat.

"Come on, baby," he urged. "I know you can take more than that," he added, adding pressure to the back of your head. You inhaled deeply, opening the back of your mouth and sank further until the head of his cock was nestled in your throat. "Fucking hell, Bunny," he moaned, eyes rolling back.

You held it as long as you could but he wouldn't let you move just yet. "Just a little while longer," he groaned, his cock twitching in your mouth. You held back the tears forming in the corners of your eyes, trying to hold your breath but your lungs were starting to burn. You needed air.

You tapped on his thigh, hoping he would get the message and thankfully he did. Seonghwa pulled you off him, watching the thin string of saliva that connected from your lip to his cock. "Fuck, you're so hot," he said breathlessly. You glanced up at him, wiping the tears from your eyes as your lungs rejoiced at having air again.

"Can you do that again for me, baby?" he asked. You nodded. "Okay," you replied, your voice hoarse. You took Seonghwa's cock in your hand again and guided it into your mouth, sinking slowly and repeating the same process, allowing the head to slide back into your throat again.

Seonghwa held you there, both hands on the back of your head. You tried something new, attempting to swallow with him in your throat. The new sensation caused Seonghwa to gasp and he bucked his hips into your face, sending his cock further into your throat.

Immediately, Seonghwa pulled you off him and started apologizing. "Are you okay?" he asked, taking your face in his hands. You nodded, coughing as tears clouded your vision. "I am so sorry, Bunny," he added. You shook your head. "S'okay, Hwa," you murmured.

"Let me finish," you added, reaching for Seonghwa but instead, he grabbed your shoulders, turning you around to face your coffee table. Pushing you over it, he slid behind you and wasted no time in aligning himself with your entrance. He pushed into you, sliding in with ease.

You let out a sharp yelp when he gave you a hard thrust, one of his hands grabbing your hip, the other resting on his coffee table. "Shit," he hissed. "You're always so damn tight." Your head swirled at his praise but you didn't have time to dwell on it when he asked "how do you want it?"

You turned your head to look back at him. His dark hair was already starting to stick to his sweaty forehead, his lips parted as he breathed heavily, and his eyes glossy. "How do you want it, baby?" he asked again. "D-dominate me," you choked out. "Are you sure?" he asked. "Make me see stars, Hwa," you breathed, resting your head against the table and preparing yourself.

Seonghwa leaned over, pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder. "You know the safeword. Use it if I'm too hard with you," he whispered against your skin. You nodded to let him know you heard and understood him, whimpering as he took your hips in both hands and pulled back, snapping his hips forward, thrusting into you. He was testing the waters to make sure you really wanted it hard. When you didn't resist, he set a pace, hard and slow rather than rough and quick.

Seonghwa was all about quality over quantity. He would never go at it like a mad man because he focused on the quality of his thrusts instead of how many he could give you. Each thrust was powerful, making your thighs hit the coffee table where you knew bruises would form.

Holding you tightly, Seonghwa's fingers dug into your hips as he pounded into you from behind. Each rocking hitting that one spot that only he seemed to know how to hit. One of his hands left your hips only to land on your ass with a loud smack. You cried out, burying your face in your arms.

"Let me hear you," Seonghwa growled, hand moving to grab your hair and pull your head up as the other hand landed another blow on your ass. You let out an unrestrained cry followed by a moan which made you blush from the sheer volume of it. "Don’t hide your face, Bunny," Seonghwa ordered as he let go of your hair, grabbing your ass instead.

You pulled your arms under you to prop yourself up, hanging your head as he continued ramming into you. "You take me so well," you heard him praise you. "S'like you were made to take my cock," he added. You moaned as he angled his thrusts downward, hitting your g-spot head on.

"S-seonghwa," you stammered. "Yeah, baby?" he replied. "Don't s-stop," you answered. You heard him chuckle breathlessly. "Hadn't planned on it, baby girl." His thrusts grew in number but he continued to hit the same spot over and over each time. Your legs were shaking, your body tired and convulsing as you came a second time, your walls squeezing his cock but he wasn't even close to being done.

With renewed vigor, Seonghwa took your hip in one hand, giving your ass another slap, this time much harder than the previous two. You let out a shrill cry, your walls squeezing him again and forcing another orgasm out of you.

Your lips parted as moan after moan tumbled out. Seonghwa pressed your neck down, forcing you flat against the surface. "Stay down like a good little girl," he ordered, still holding your neck. You didn't dare move as he slammed into you repeatedly. Your slick was dripping down your thighs and doubt starting to collect on the floor as Seonghwa, quite literally, fucked your brains out.

"Such a good slut, taking my cock so well," he purred and your insides clenched at the mix of praise and degradation. Only he could sound so nice while calling you a slut. "Such a pretty girl, covered in her own mess," he added. You moaned, cheek pressed against the table.

You felt a little bit of drool pass over your lip but you couldn't be bothered to care. Not when you were getting it so good from the only person who could give it to you that good. "Can't wait to fill you up," you heard Seonghwa grunt. You knew he had a bit of a breeding kink but that didn't bother you. He fed into your fantasies so you had no problem feeding into his. "Please fill me up," you whimpered.

Seonghwa groaned, his hips stuttering for a moment when you spoke. "I knew you'd like that, you dirty whore," he growled. "Want me to fill you up like the little cum slut you are?" You whimpered again as his hand made contact with your ass once more. "Only for you," you replied. "Only want your cum." Seonghwa let out an animalistic groan.

"M'gonna fill you up. Breed you so good," he breathed. You knew his own climax was coming so you added fuel to the fire. "Breed me, Seonghwa, fill me with your seed and get me pregnant," you moaned barely lough enough to cover the sound of his skin against yours.

"Fuck, baby girl, I'm gonna come," he hissed. His hand on the back of your neck moved, allowing you to push yourself up. "Choke me," you rasped, your voice growing more and more hoarse. Seonghwa obliged, reaching around to wrap his fingers around your throat but not squeezing enough to cut off your blood supply.

He pulled you upright against him as he thrust a few more times before he came, releasing his load inside you with a loud and deep moan, his fingers around your neck tightening slightly. Your walls clenched around him, squeezing his cock and milking him as your final orgasm washed over you. Seonghwa gave you a few more thrusts, riding out both highs before he slowed to a stop, his forehead resting on your shoulder.

After a few moments filled only with your erratic breathing, Seonghwa let go of your throat and wrapped his arms around your waist, holding you close to him. You were too worried about pregnancy as you were on birth control. You just enjoyed the warmth and intimacy as much as he did.

Finally, Seonghwa spoke.

"Are you okay?" he whispered. You nodded. "Yeah, m'okay," you replied softly. "What about you?" you asked. Seonghwa nodded his head. "I'm great," he replied, paired with a light chuckle. "Thank you for feeding into my fantasy," he added lightly. You smiled, grabbing one of his hands and brought it up to your lips, giving it a kiss. "Any time, Hwa," you replied.

"Guess we should get cleaned up," Seonghwa murmured, clearly not wanting to let go of you or move. "We can take a bath," you suggested. "I like the sound of that," he replied, kissing your shoulder. "Let's go," you said, wiggling in his grip. Seonghwa let out a laugh and let go of you. "Alright, alright," he whined as you stood up, feeling some of his cum leak out of you and drip onto your thigh.

"Oh, I really made a mess, didn't i?" he asked. You shook your head. "When do you not?" you asked to which Seongjwa replied with a frown. "Hey!" he pouted. You grabbed his hand and pulled him to his feet. "Come on!" you urged. Seonghwa let out a groan as you tugged him along.

After your shower and you changed into some clean clothes, you sat on your bed as Seonghwa pulled on his pants. "I should probably get going," he said awkwardly. You rolled your eyes. "You know you're welcome to stay here," you replied to which he smiled and laid down on your bed.

You decided to grab your phone and hand it to him, snapchat already open. "What?" he asked but fell silent when you sat on his crotch, back toward him. "Take a photo," you said. Seonghwa held up your phone and snapped a photo before handing it to you.

You adjusted the photo with a black and white filter before adding the caption "goodnight all 🌙 😉." You added it to your story and closed the app. You got off Seonghwa and climbed onto your bed. "Lets go to sleep," you said, grabbing his outstretched hand and tugging gently.

Seonghwa groaned and got up, turning off your light, undoing and kicking off his jeans and climbed into bed next to you. You curled up into his side and felt content the moment his arms wrapped around you for the night.

You had fallen asleep rather quickly but Seonghwa on the other hand wasn't as lucky. All he could do was look down at you sleeping peacefully in his arms and wish that it was more than just hooking up. He was screwed big time but it wasn't worth ruining your friendship so he said nothing and instead allowed himself to drift off to sleep.

'In another life, maybe,' he thought to himself.

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thegreymoon · 2 years

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Broker

I know that this was cooked up by that slimy weasel Zhuzhu, but honestly? Qiu Jianing deserves this demotion.

Her behaviour and the things she let slide in this lab have been so unprofessional, so braindead, I could go on and on about it and never shut up. I don’t know what it is; maybe it’s shit writing for this drama, shit execution or maybe Victoria Song was just terribly miscast. Or all three. But even if I try to give the original intention the benefit of the doubt, everything about her professional conduct in the lab (and that of her coworkers) has been mind-boggling. My pet peeve is characters that are supposed to be intelligent, competent and mature acting like toddlers for no logical reason except to generate cheap, manufactured drama.

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Ah, his face 😭😭

My primary deep and profound reason for putting myself through all this nonsense 🤗

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LMAO, of course they did 🙄

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Oh, god, he’s back 🙄

And we’re back to listening to these weird half-English, half-Chinese conversations 😑

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Mte.

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I’m not even going to bother listing all the things wrong with this conversation with her mother. I just don’t have the energy to type it all out when it’s just everything.

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LMAO, wtf, my dude?

Also, what happened to the hit Uncle Zha has on her head that he used to blackmail you into dumping her in the first place?

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Oh, thank God.

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This is still the most unconvincing romance I ever had the misfortune of trying to root for, BTW. No love.

Also, Jianing, how about not getting into strange cars with strange men, eh?

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LMAOOOO, I thought that attempts at bribery were supposed to be more subtle than this? 🤣🤣

First of all, she can’t just hand you the formula and if you were to wire the money to her, she’d be arrested so fast, it isn’t even funny. Also, her company has already patented Plan O, so there is really nothing they can do with the formulas to begin with.

At this point, this drama is seriously insulting our intelligence.

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LMAOOOOO, this whole thing is so ham-fisted and ridiculous and transparent 🤣🤣

Come on, CCP, you can do better than this! It is giving me so much second-hand embarrassment, I can barely stand it!

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The dramatic music as she goes all, “Witness the power of the Chinese people!!” is next level 😆😆

The propaganda here is just laughable. Pathetic does not even begin to cut it.

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Okay, gorgeous house is gorgeous.

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This whole Xianglan subplot is creepy af, but he’s the reason I’m not dropping this yet.

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Oh, so Xianglan isn’t dead? I don’t trust c-drama people who jumped off cliffs and whose bodies couldn’t be found not to turn up alive. Hell, not just c-dramas, all dramas, regardless of country of origin.

She faked her own death and Xiaoshan helped her. Just watch.

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Mte, my dude. Mte.

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I think it’s incredibly unfair of this drama to give me hope it may actually become interesting unless it’s planning to deliver 😕

Anyway, yes, boys!! Give me what I need and I’ll take back all my venom!

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LMAO, of course she is.

Who didn’t see this coming from a mile away? With that said, fuck Uncle Zha.

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Yes, baby, go back in and END HIM.

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LMAO, YOU PUT OUT A HIT ON HER. FUCK YOU AND YOUR “CALL ME UNCLE ZHA” 🤬🤬

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Aww, Jiaxin bought her the pink cat!!

All my tears 😭😭

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YOU ARE. SO SO SO STUPID. AND ARROGANT AND RUDE AND ANNOYING.

Anyway, Jiaxin should date Mo Li and you should fuck all the way off. Your “romance” with Jiaxin is almost as unconvincing as Xiaoshan’s is with Jianing.

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Anyway, the Xiaoshan/Jianing relationship remains one of the worst things ever written.

#luo yunxi #broker #broker spoilers #broker ep27 #broker ep28

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vtmb2s · 3 years

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I had this from an ask meme from like 2 months ago or so and deleted the og post, I dunno why -_- anyway it was in my google docs so I’m reposting it

🔥

How did they first meet? What was their first impression of each other?

You know… fun Zion Canyon trip!! (credit for this one goes to Dany cause I don’t have good ideas but the whole ordeal would actually happen pre-game, because that’s when the courier would most likely sign up for a caravan I think)

Audrey thought Follows-Chalk was just messing with her when he said who they were gonna meet, no way this guy is still alive. Needless to say she hates him, she’s heard enough horrendous things about him in her NCR days to form her opinion. He didn’t like her much either aaaghhh how can you see through my fake atonement thing where I’m basically doing the same as before. (she doesn’t really see through it initially, she’s just too stubborn to buy the whole redemption arc thing from the beginning and ends up realizing that she just happened to be right). Understanding why she doesn’t trust him but also resenting that.

Who felt romantic feelings first?

fjjhdsjhd he does probably, vaguely. She has a much harder time accepting it considering his background and all that, so that came later.

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

YEAH! Both actually, enemies to vaguely friends to lovers and all that but like I said, Audrey has a much harder time coming to terms with this, she feels a little stupid about it because she knows what this guy has done!!! ( and he knows that, hence why he’s pushing it all down in favor of his stupid little revenge thing) He’s so weird and just looks like a mummy, what is there to like objectively. But she does. What thematic parallels do to a mfer 😔

Who initiated the relationship?

She did… Canyon visit nr 2, she technically fucking hates it there but for some reason she wants to go back (well. you know why), perhaps just a little vacation. And well there was clearly something there so why act on it. The most embarrassing moment of her life but it’s worth it I suppose.

Who said “I love you” first?

Also her… Sorry queen you have to do all the work

Who gets jealous easily?

I think him but not in a way where he’d say anything, he’s just like 😐 but you can’t see it because. bandages. And Audrey has no competition lol so.

Who is more protective?

Also him, she gets into more stupid shit and isn’t as crazy.

Who remembers the little things?

She does :)

Who uses the cheesier pickup lines?

God neither. They’re too weird for pickup lines. If anything Audrey would list a few bad ones she overheard on the strip as a joke.

What does a first date look like for them?

They don’t go on dates lmao. What is there to do in a canyon, they’d just go to some random place where there are no other people and talk about whatever.

What do they like to do together?

Just mundane things, doing random shit while one is talking about whatever. A lot of times it’s just Audrey chatting about something funny or weird that happened to her on her travels while she puts on one of her favorite holotapes and does something, her stories are more light-hearted after all :/

Other than that… nothing too insane, they’re too weird to have proper hobbies. Her making him read his stupid mormon bible out loud so she can hear his sexy grandpa voice 😍

Do they like PDA?

No -_- maybe hand holding when no one’s looking, if anything.

What are their big spoon / little spoon arrangements?

God he’s probably gonna die if she tries to spoon.

Does one like the cuddle more than the other?

She does but it’s not really possible sometimes. Leans against him until he's like aha. okay that’s enough :/

Who hogs the blankets?

Audrey does. She never sleeps much when she’s travelling so when she finally does get a proper night’s rest it’s limbs thrown around. Taking the entire blanket for herself. Sleeping for 20 years.

Do either of them like to cook?

I can’t imagine either, she just does it out of necessity. She can’t cook though, it’s blamco mac and cheese every mf day.

If they get married, who proposes first?

Godddd realistically he would at least think about it but they don’t get married lol. The mental image of it makes me cringe too much.

What kind of wedding do they have?

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together? Does anyone object to their relationship?

NO LMAOOOOO no one wanted them to get together and pretty much everyone would object to it if they knew. She probably doesn’t tell her family but if they knew they’d be against it, for obvious reasons. She doesn’t tell her friends either except Callisto lol, who thinks it’s epic somehow. Great Khan past and all that, not that she agrees with the legion in any way but 🤷‍♀️

Do they have any kids?

Maybe they do… maybe not. Who knows, I don’t control them.

(I made up two but Idek if they exist. a son named Ben and a daughter, Rachel. they’re weird and that’s all you need to know)

Do they have any pets?

I was gonna say no but she still has Rex who she forgot to return to the King 💔

DIANA/KING

How did they first meet? What was their first impression of each other?

In the followers' camp, not long after she moved to Freeside :) iirc the King tells a story about how he went to the Followers Camp to seek help regarding Rex and ended up yelling at them and even knocking out a few doctors.. something similar, one of his guys got their ass beat and the King got impatient and asked why tf this is taking so long. And Diana told him to sit his ass down and wait, which resulted in an argument 🙄 As for the first impression. Diana thought he was just your typical annoying man, maybe sexy and in a cooler suit than the guys on the strip, but annoying nonetheless. And the King thought she was being rude and had a big mouth. But again, kind of in a sexy way.

Who felt romantic feelings first?

THE KING… pretty quickly actually. A few months after the argument they had at the old mormon fort. For Diana on the hand it took a little bit longer :/

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Hm not really, but like I said Diana didn’t really fall that fast for him. She met him shortly after she left the Gomorrah (she was a dancer, not a prostitute but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t seen and experienced some shit) so she’s not really thinking about men and pretty much ignores him flirting with her (also he stops once he finds out about her past lol). She figures she likes him because they do have the same principles and something about being good people in a shitty world and all that so there’s a lot of admiration there, also their shared love for music and stuff. Elvis things. But she’s trying to heal from the shit she witnessed at the strip so no thanks!! Until… until...

Who initiated the relationship?

Well… technically him, he was the first one to flirt with her probably but she never really paid any attention to it. The actual relationship though.. her.

Who said “I love you” first?

Diana but I think he would have said it too… she was just faster 😌

Who gets jealous easily?

Both do. She’s sexy so nasty old men will flirt with her while she’s doing her job but the King doesn’t have to know that because he would be MAD. Diana on the hand will act like she’s mad at him when random people are being a little too friendly with him -_-

Who is more protective?

HE IS… that one text post about saying “that’s my wife” and punching someone. Yeah.

Who remembers the little things?

He does :) Little things she likes, her favorite song or stupid little things she finds funny… sigh

Who uses the cheesier pickup lines?

THE KING but unironically. Some Elvis shit, telling her she got him “all shook up” or something and she’s into it!!!

What does a first date look like for them?

He wouldn’t say this counts (she would) but technically that one time she was doing some random music thing with her freeside kids for fun and he showed up to talk to her and Diana was like. Hey wait, why don’t you stay and sing something for these kids :-) it was stupid but fun I guess and they hung out after, her saying how impressed she was because her kids were having a good time and so was she :)

What do they like to do together?

Like on the (unofficial) first date, doing random performances together. I guess he can sing (I think?? all Elvis impersonators can sing in my mind) and she’s a dancer so.. fun!! Other than that, watching random Kings member #58 perform on their little stage, going to ugly Freeside Casinos and leaving immediately after they lose 3 caps, just fun things!! Also he likes to listen to her talking about random stuff she read in her magazines.

Do they like PDA?

Fuck yeah… Diana constantly having her legs in his lap whenever possible, him having his arm around her shoulders or on her waist all the time. Physical contact but in a cool way.

What are their big spoon / little spoon arrangements?

They wouldn’t spoon I think but she’d sleep on his arm :) wakes up and it’s numb but that’s okay

Does one like the cuddle more than the other?

Like I said. constant physical contact (but in a cool way) but actual cuddling WOULD be a thing in private.

Who hogs the blankets?

Diana -_-

Do either of them like to cook?

l can’t imagine him being able to cook but she can. Yes I do the cooking yes I do the cleaning.

If they get married, who proposes first?

There’s no real proposal probably, It would just come up in a conversation and they’d decide to have one of these quick Las Vegas weddings.

What kind of wedding do they have?

Again. One of these quick Las Vegas weddings… people get married by the King but who marries HIM 😔 (probably one of the other kings). It’s not much but it fits them, I don’t think huge wasteland weddings are much of a thing anyway (or weddings in general) sooo...

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together? Does anyone object to their relationship?

No one objected, except maybe annoying ass Pacer for literally no reason and some random followers :/ As for Pippa and Isabel (Diana’s besties), they didn’t meet before she started dating the king so they obviously weren’t rooting for them to get together but they wouldn’t object to it either, I think. Isabel certainly doesn’t, she likes the King and thinks they fit. Idk what Pippa thinks she’s not my oc, but I don’t think she’d object to it either.

Do they have any kids?

NO lmao. No biological ones at least, Diana has her Freeside orphans though that she takes care of (kinda), they’re basically her kids. She even refers to them as such :-)

Do they have any pets?

Heh… Rex :-)

GEORGIE/C*RVO

How did they first meet? What was their first impression of each other?

In the distillery district 😳 On the first mission, Georgie prob caught him sneaking around her clinic (by accident) and was like. WTF get out with your creepy mask… wait ACTUALLY since you’re good at sneaking can you get me [random thing for her medical research that she has tried to get her hands on for ages] and i can give you a discount on health potions and free leeches 😏 NPC behavior…

Georgie thought the mask looked fucked up and he seemed mysterious but well. She meets strange people every day so 🤷‍♀️ Also she thinks it’s kind of sexy. He thought she was a bit strange, but ig he liked her. She’s funny.

Who felt romantic feelings first?

GEORGIE. relatively quickly actually, she really likes him early on but she doesn’t really say anything with Jess’ death being so recent :/ He does… later on, about two or three years after dh1, probably when she’s on official business in dunwall tower (YES underqualified royal physician Georgie is a thing now 💕) and she remarks a random cut he has on his cheek & turns his face to get a closer look and he’s like 😳😳😳😳 why do I like that she just did that. Love Wins.

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Her kind of, again with the whole Jessamine thing because it was so recent and she’s like aaagh i'm not gonna hit on a guy in mourning so she tries to ignore it 😐

Who initiated the relationship?

GOD technically Georgie, she didn’t say anything of course because she’s too weird but she does kiss him first... and makes him leave right after :/

Who said “I love you” first?

He does… Georgie would NEVER say it first and doesn’t say it right back immediately but. He knows she’s weird about things so it’s okay.

Who gets jealous easily?

Her. That is a thing.

Who is more protective?

Both :-)

Who remembers the little things?

Also both but mostly him. Remembering the weird little things she offhandedly mentioned she likes. Or her little plague research things.

Who uses the cheesier pickup lines?

Both but they’d just whisper them to each other for funsies when they’re somewhere. In public.

What does a first date look like for them?

They wouldn’t have a proper official first date but it’d likely be some random event they’d both be at when she’s the royal physician (I don’t think she’d get invited to anything but well. Maybe the Boyles run out of crazy things to do at their parties and invite her) Or taking a walk at Dunwall’s somewhat nicer-looking docks. Something boring.

What do they like to do together?

Also boring things. They’re old, nothing too crazy. Chatting about random stuff whenever she’s over at Dunwall tower, taking walks in the gardens together and watching ships or something, talking shit about aristocrats that they find annoying or just about weird hobbies, maybe she can bring him along to meet her friends (who he already knows) to look at rats in alleyways but he eats them idk. Summons a whole swarm of rats but they end up trying to kill them

Do they like PDA?

NO. I don’t think she’d be too much into the whole ~aristocrat life~ after becoming the royal physician and just does business-related things but neither would want people talking about this. Semi-secret relationship for no reason and they’re both more private sooo

What are their big spoon / little spoon arrangements?

She’s the little spoon.. likes being held :)

Who hogs the blankets?

He does -_-

Do either of them like to cook?

No lol

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together? Does anyone object to their relationship?

I think the only person really knowing of this is Marzanna (AGAIN. by dany… Georgie is also besties with Slackjaw… the Rat Smackers. but she wouldn’t tell him about this lol), who would probably not object to it?? but I don’t think anyone else would be rooting for them. I guess Emily likes her as her cool doctor but NO WAY that’s gonna be her stepmom :/

Do they have any kids?

No :/

Do they have any pets?

Georgie has a cat. Not together though, Pluto is hers.

#hee hee

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Ultimate Ship Meme Christmas Edition 👁️ Nessa and Schuyler

Ultimate Ship Meme Christmas Edition || accepting

Which one of them:

Spikes the eggnog? If I had to choose, Nessa.

Hangs the stockings? Schuyler, especially because he's gotten into the rhythm of doing all the christmas things for his kids ksajhdk

Leaves cookies and milk out to keep up with the Santa tradition? Sky. He does it every year and convinces Nessa not to tell his kids the truth 😅

“Accidentally” throws away the fruitcake Probably Nessa. Especially if Schuyler made it (bc it'll suck) 😂😂

Goes overboard on the whipped cream? Schuyler lmaoo. He loves anything sweet 🙈

Is the inevitable Christmas Grinch? I wanna say Nessa, but I think if they were together: neither.

Wakes up first on Christmas? Schuyler, and he'd let Nessa sleep in and make breakfast 🥹

Rolls their eyes as the same cheesy carol plays in the stores for the millionth time? Vanessa, but Sky would sing them to her and eventually get her to sing alongggg

Starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween? I feel like Vanessa would, ngl

Decorates the Christmas tree? They end up doing it together, with the kids even 🥰🥰

Who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters Oh man, Schuyler would DEFINITELY buy them matching ugly sweaters, but he'd have to insisttttt for Vanessa to put hers on 😂

Picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa Vanessa and the kids pick out the movies, Schuyler makes the cocoaaaa

Starts the snowball fight Vanessa, 100% 😌

Drags the other under the mistletoe: Hmm... Vanessa, probably because she wants to kiss him and is so much more impulsive than Schuyler

Decorates the house: Same concept as the tree: all 4 of them together 🥰

Cooks Christmas dinner: Vanessa, probably. Schuyler's a better baker than he is a cook lmaoooo

Invites the other to sing a Christmas duet: Vanessa, for sureeee

Has any holiday traditions: I think they each have their own traditions that they'd end up sharing with each other 🥹

Who would start a food fight during baking: Schuyler, because being around Vanessa helps him let loose a little ngl

Would get drunk off of eggnog: I think Vanessa???

Who starts putting up decorations in October? Schuyler. Loves christmas, this man. He definitely has decorations that work for both christmas AND halloween lmaoooo

Buys the advent calendars? Schuyler, because he likes to share that tradition with his kids and Vanessa.

Places mistletoes all around the house? Both of them, ngl. They like to kiss 😌

Wraps the presents for other people? Both of them. Schuyler does it because he's being a better person and parent, Nessa does it because she knows how lmaoooooo

Puts the final star/angel on the top of the Christmas tree? They let the kids do it and they each help one of them up 🥹😭🥰

Is the one that hates eggnog? Schuyler. He can't stand the flavour.

Is the one that bakes Christmas cookies for guests? Schuyler! He's used to baking for bake sales and stuff and actually enjoys it

Sends out the Christmas cards? Vanessa! She thinks it's thoughtful and it's a relaxing activity for her, for sureee

Knows all the words to Twelve Days of Christmas? Neither of them, ngl. They maybe not half of the song at most lmaooooo

Is the better snowman builder? Schuyler! He's had years of experience 😅😂

Is the one that wakes the other on Christmas morning by playing Christmas songs really loudly? Probably Schuyler, but not on purpose lmaoooo

#schuyler r. // ships #schuyler r. // headcanons #schuyler r. & vanessa c.#answered #iridescencc

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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years

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Survey #457

“blue are the words i say and what i think / blue are the feelings that live inside of me”

Do you buy your lingerie at Victoria’s Secret? No. That shit is so overpriced and not for my size group. Would you ever use an online dating service? I never would again. Are you good at multitasking? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Have you ever eaten Frosted Mini Wheats? Ugh, those are so gross. What does your bikini look like? You think THIS bitch wears a bikini??????????????????????? Does age really matter in a relationship? To an extent, yes. How much does the last person you kissed mean to you? I honestly don't even know if I'd be here without her. Almost like magic, Sara popped back into my life right after I returned home from the hospital following my suicide attempt. She helped make recovery possible as a solid source of support. Do you use lotion? Not NEARLY enough. My skin is so dry; I need to. Do you believe in teenage love? I experienced it deeply and thoroughly, so yes. Have you ever sat on the roof of your house? No. Do you like Sublime? I like that one popular one of theirs. "Santaria" or whatever it's called? What’s your favorite movie genre? Paranormal horror, especially the "found footage" type. It's creepy to imagine it being actually real. Is there a celebrity that you’d be willing to have a one night stand with? If he was single? I know in my gut I would lmaooooo Do you want to live in your current town the rest of your life? OH MY GOD PLEASE NO If you found out today your best friend was gay what would you do? She's demisexual, so. She can like anybody. If you could get a pet for free today-what kind/what name? A tegu, because it wouldn't need an enclosure that I don't have. I'd let it free roam. God, I can only imagine Roman's reaction. How many people have you slept with? If you mean what I think you do by "slept," one. Do you ever wish you had a family business to become a part of? Not really. What’s the most gruesome way you could come up with to kill someone? Hunny, have you seen my dark RP????? The world best be glad I'm a pacifist lmfao Do you think anyone deserves to die that way? I don't believe in torture, so no. If you had to fight for survival, what would your weapon of choice be? A gun, I guess? I'd want something with range and that's quick. I wanted to say a bow and arrow, but preparing another arrow after shooting once could really cost you your life. Where did you buy your favorite pair of jeans? I don't wear jeans anymore. Do you have a large dog? We don't have a dog, period. If not, are you afraid of them? No, I love big 'ole puppos!!!!! I just don't wanna own a dog myself. Are you good at playing darts? Holy fuck no, I have NO hand-eye coordination. I once stabbed the guy at a balloon popping booth thing with a dart in the arm, if that tells you anything, ooooooooooof. Do you like breaded chicken sandwiches? YESSSSSSSSS omg Do your parents know that/if you smoke? They know that I don’t. Have you ever been under a blacklight? Omg so in elementary school, we did this thing once where we all washed our hands as best we could and then put them under some sort of light (maybe a blacklight, idk???) to see JUST how resilient germs are. You gotta scrub the fuck out ya hands, people. How many pounds do you want to lose? I'd rather not share a number, but a lot. What’s your favorite natural phenomenon? The Northern Lights. Do you snore? Very surprisingly for someone with sleep apnea like mine, I actually don't. How many people do you know with the same first name as you? Off the very top of my head, one, but it's spelled differently. I KNOW I know of a shitload more Brittanys, though. Is it possible you could be pregnant? Well, I haven't been intimate with a man in years and just finished my period, so like- Could you go a day without texting? I go most days without texting. Do you have a step-parent? My dad is remarried, so yes. If so, do you get along with them? She's EXTREMELY Christian, so her beliefs wildly disagree with mine, but I keep my mouth shut a lot just to keep the peace. She IS a very sweet woman, nevertheless, and am glad she and my dad are so happy together. Does your current/last job require that you wear a uniform? My last job (which lasted not even two hours lol) did. When will your driver’s license expire? My permit has been expired for like... two years. Do you live in an apartment? No. If the last person you kissed proposed to you what would you say? That's too wild a concept to even imagine. I'd probably ask if she was okay lmao. Would you ever get back with one of your exes? Weeeelp, I want to get back together with Girt. Pretty badly. Write a foreign word, and what it means: "Schadenfreude" is a German term that essentially means secondhand embarrassment, but it doesn't have a perfect translation. Is there an ex you think about everyday? Inevitably. That's PTSD, my friends. Who is the last person that you said I love you to, besides family members? Sara. What's the worst thing you have ever said to anyone? Something along the lines of "no one could ever love you like I do." It boils my blood just typing that; I considered even deleting this question. That quote right there is fucking manipulation, even IF I thoroughly believed it. Who was the last person to comment one of your pictures? I don't feel like looking. Do you tend to go for older or younger when looking for someone to date? It's weird, I'm into slightly older-than-me guys, but probably girls who are barely a bit younger than me. Have you ever been used? I don't think so. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head? Like I've said in plenty of surveys: Jason is probably a permanent fixture. But also as of the past two days, Girt's been living up there. I went from "hmmm I just don't know how I feel" to "FUCK I want to talk to him about how stupidly into him I am right this fucking INSTANT" pretty goddamn fast. It kinda scares me just because of how extreme my feelings are. Again. That's only ever gotten me hurt. Buuuut let's not get into that. Have you ever got caught cheating on a test? No, because I've never tried to. Will your next kiss be a mistake? I hope it won't be. But it's not like I know the future. Have you ever worn an oxygen mask? Actually yes, when I was young and thought I was having an asthma attack or something. Mom had one for her own asthma. Then I obviously wore one for surgery. What song do you want to be played at your funeral? "Paradise" by Coldplay is absolutely #1. How many swear words are in the song you’re listening to? I'm not listening to music; I'm back to watching Gab play Sekiro. What color was the last swimsuit you wore? Black. Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex, and if so, who? Yeah, just Sara. Who did you last tell to ‘shut up’? Ha, I think my WoW friend Lyndsey, but only playfully, of course. We pick fun at each other all the time. Would you ever get a tattoo of a boyfriend/girlfriend's name? NOOOOOOOOO. Are you one of those girls who already have baby names picked out? I know what I'd name my kids IF I actually wanted any, yeah, but I don't. Do you think guys with long hair are attractive? Yessss, I love long hair on guys. Are any of your siblings taller than you? I think Ashley is a liiiiil bit taller? I know my brother is, for sure. Have you ever scared someone so badly that they cried? Yikes, no. When was the last time you wore high heels? Boy oh boy, no idea. Is there someone that you want to hurt right now? Jeez, no thanks. What was the most interesting or colorful birthday cake you’ve had? I don't remember, but I'm sure something from childhood. What was the last thing someone bought you? Was it expensive? Mom bought me food from McD's, which obviously isn't expensive. Do you have any interesting moles anywhere you don’t want people to know of? No. Have you ever gotten high or drunk in a really formal place? Strong "no" there. Do you ever write poetry and post it on any certain websites? On the very rare occasion I write poetry and actually like it, I'll sometimes post it on dA. What do you miss most about your childhood? Actually, genuinely having fun and not dealing with fucking anhedonia. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death? Hell no. Do you photograph well? I'd like to hope so. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch? Maggots and similar bug larvae. What super power would you refuse, if it was offered to you, and why? Mind reading. It just sounds... awful and overwhelming. What’s your favorite discontinued product that you wish would come back? Oh, I KNOW I have answers to this, just none are coming to me immediately and I don't feel like sitting here for five minutes thinking about it. If adults had show and tell, what would you bring into work? My snek! :') If you had a reset button for the last 10 years, would you press it? Tempting, but... I don't think I would. I cannot go through how deep my depression was again. Who is someone you would never swear in front of? My nieces and nephew. Yes, I don't believe in profanity being a "thing" and is just a stupid human fabrication, but nevertheless I acknowledge societal standards and expectations, and they're way too young to get when you shouldn't say something like that and why. Have you ever won a contest or competition? A few. Who is your favorite TV character? I don't think I really have one? Do you coo over other people’s babies? Not really, no. Sometimes I'll think they're super cute and be like "awww," but I don't like... squeal and spaz like some people do. What is something that makes you very squeamish? VOMIT. Has there been a celebrity death that really affected you? Steve Irwin got me deeper than anyone else. Chester Bennington hit real hard, too. If you’re out of high school, have you stayed in touch with your high school friends? If you’re still in school, do you think you will? Most of my closest ones, yes, at least via Facebook. What’s a movie that you want to see? Old movie, but Jacob's Ladder. It was a massive influence on Silent Hill, so naturally, I'll probably love it. It's a classic, anyway. Do you use the same username everywhere online or do you have a lot? I use "Ozzkat" in most places, but I do have some other ones for different sites. Who was the last person you know who became pregnant? My friend Ana recently revealed she's expecting her second child, a boy. What fad were you actually into? I have zero clue. Have you ever tailgated? Would you want to? Fuck no. That's how so many wrecks happen. My sister legit got in a wreck with an 18-wheeler mostly because she was tailgating (which she does BADLY); she was trying to pass, and he moved over at the same time because he couldn't see her coming around. It's a borderline miracle she got out with only some cuts, bruises, and a seatbelt burn. Have patience, people. Get off cars' asses. Why did you fall for the last person romantically? Look, don't get me started on this. There are a shitload of reasons and I have been way too emotional over this the past few days laksdfja;lwke What’s the last thing you had to eat? A bagel w/ cream cheese for breakfast. Do you ever pick up your house phone? We don't have a landline phone. Truth be told, are you more into looks or personalities the most? Personalities, for sure. I cannot be into you if your personality isn't attractive.

#survey #surveys #random questions #lyrics: ''i'm blue'' by eiffel 65

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