#the tortoise talks

[tyranttortoise]

TY I’VE MISSED YOUUUU 💙💙💙

AHHH I'VE MISSED YOU TOO~! <3333

It's been ages and a wild ride since I've last been on here, but I'm back to lurking around here. I chose today of all days to try to log in to Ao3, and it's been down. D; So I spent my time trying to get inspiration by looking through old imagines/fanart.

I hope you've been doing good! Excuse me while I go look through all of your art that I've missed! <33

#the tortoise talks #answered asks #nhc #not undertale related #<3 #i uhhh was playing diablo 4 and got the player title dirty sinner #and that gave me a sudden undertale itch #so here i am with my notebook #filling it up with ideas

[indoraptorgirlwind]

#indora talks #Ashshshfjdjsjfkfkfkd #Cute little guys #Love them #herpetology #Reptiles #amphibians #Snake #Frog #Turtle #Tortoise #Viper #Toad #Caecilian #Axolotl #Bearded dragon #Gecko #Iguana #Gila monster #Crocodile #salamander #Biology #Animals #Memes

[transfemjimmysolidarity]

Got a tortoise, feeling good (his name is Stuart Shelby)

#Neo talks #tortoise :)

[catladychronicles]

#moss turtle 🐢 #🐢 #ancient God #💚 #matcha lake #moss lake #he talked to Paul #lmao #could be a tortoise I’m not good with my turtle lore #turtle #tortoise #🪵 #Alfred

[pinof]

#taylor talks #dan and phil #add ‘4000 year old tortoises’ to the soulmate speech

[tortoisebore]

um hello???? i didn’t know you could draw too!!! the art you shared was so beautiful i love it! it’s so intricate

OMG TY💞🥹💕🤩🫶✨💞💗

i do draw! quite a lot! my minor in college was illustration! 🕺🕺🕺🕺 and yes i’m a big big fan of intricacy & tiny details! that’s why i love drawing portraits & environments so much 🤩

here’s some more in-progress close ups of some of the details on this one so far! (rly just an excuse to scream ab FRECKLES 🤬🤬)

#u ask tortoise answers #anon #tortoise talks about art #tortoise college lore unlocked

[ahappydnp]

i'm back on singer songwriter dan hill i'm telling you all it's gonna happen at some point i have been hit by the prophecy dodgeball

#rewatching a 2012 manchester liveshow where he's talking about how he was hyping himself up to sing while playing piano on younow that night #but got scared bc too many people were there #him talking to dodie about the freedom of writing vague lyrics that could Mean Anything or be About Anything #like im sorry mister 4000 year old tortoise has written at least a handful of songs and you all know it #piano ep within the next 5 years im a prophet #hes been talking about singing literally since 2009

[thewhimsyturtle]

ARRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Th' Pirate Kirby be on th' STOMP wi' a mighty fine new cutlass! Gimme noms o' me pointy new friend be makin' ye walk th' plank! 🗡🏴‍☠️⚓️🐢😤

#International Talk Like A Pirate Day #skull and crossbones #sword #cutlass #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #pirate #pirate hat #hat #GRUMP #swashbuckling #ARRR #YARRR #STOMP #tortle clothes #cute #animals

[charred-angel-ribs]

Just chilling with Valentino in El Cielo De Los Tortugas :]

#🌱 talks #valentino <3 #qsmp #wilbur soot #tallulah soot #minecraft #qsmp tallulah #qsmp augustín #qsmp wilbur #el cielo de los tortugas #qsmp el cielo de los tortugas #tortoise

[batshaped]

outfit for my friends' wedding last weekend 

which i wore to the same venue two days in a row because i went to the wrong wedding at first but that's another story

originally posted to twitter

#me #im a cartoon irl #outfit #fashion #the rest of the story is pretty entertaining #the guys whose wedding i crashed found me on twitter #because i talked about their tortoise ringbearer #i will update this post with the screenshots if i feel like it later #june 2022 art #06262022 #2022 art

[ceruleanterrapin]

You know, the system has always wanted a pet turtle since we were little

If I recall correctly, I think we even temporarily had red-eared sliders as pets until they went to their actual home

And to this day I still want a pet turtle. I'm not gonna be getting one anytime soon though. I want to do lots of research first and make sure I can afford a healthy habitat for it

#please ask me about turtles I love them #they're just little creatures #I don't know much about tortoises but they're pretty cool too #I've considered one but again‚ lots and lots of research first and it wouldn't be for awhile #leo talks #turtle things

[curiosity-killed]

It is! Possible! That I may be being too hard on myself! Again!!!

#me for most of this fall: I’m not doing enough well enough I’m falling short in everything I am Miserable #the universe lately: you’re such a natural turner / you are so creative / you are doing so much / #you are curious and humble and kind / you have beautiful lines / your writing is lovely #our company did this values in action award and my sister and I were talking abt it last week and how only 5 employees WERENT nominated #and i was like Clearlt I Was Not Nominated #and then today actually read the nominations and I got?? really sweet ones???? #and just had a convo with a colleague abt how I’ve been worried abt underperforming/not doing well enough #and she looked at me like I had literally sprouted a tortoise out of my head and was like #‘’i. think you might have. Very High Standards for yourself. (?????????)’’ #the new director I’ve been working with is so casual abt praise saying how I have beautiful lines and such a strong turn #and just need to relax and breathe #there have been a couple ppl recently reading thru like my entire AO3 and leaving the nicest comments??? #my students are chaotic but at rehearsal they all want to come sit with me and ask me questions and I just #idk I know I have a tendency toward isolation and self-deprecation #but also like. when ur in it (the depressions (?)) it feels so absolute #and i know I have to go thru to get to a place where I can receive the good (emotionally) #and I know I’m a little extra sensitivo bc I‘ve been missing my brother #and specifically how he always always was the person who listened when I needed support #but yeah i. maybe rlly needed this #‘’over and over announcing your place in the family of things’’ #<- current feels #personal #Bc it’s less about positive feedback and more abt feeling like belonging

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

RAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

#you have to realize: ive been insane about kekkai sensen for longer than about kingdom hearts (so around since 2018) #it's just that i never fucking talk about it #it's still very much my favorite anime Ever and i hold the idea of the tortoise knight idea in my heart daily #post anesthetics posts #elas' live radio station

[anonymous-verse]

I need to know, who all is scared of 👮‍♂️anon here because I can't be thr only one here afraid of them

-Tortoise

#anon talks to anon #anon verse #anon shit post #anon #tortoise anon

[thschei]

Two bnyuns 🥺

#photo #erin talks #my mom texted me that there were a couple in the yard #but I forgot so it surprised me 😭💕 happy spring #it's still a little too cold at night for the tortoises to go out #but I'm looking forward to watching them enjoy the sunlight

[sad0nion]

U HAVE A TORTOISE??? PICTURE????

Yeah! His name is Tortellini, he’s an African sulcata tortoise, he’s 19 and he weighs about 80lbs

Here’s a pic of him mid chomp, and a comparison of how big he was when we got him vs how big he was in 2021/now since he’s pretty much at his max size now thankfully lol :)

#he is a Big Boy #I love oversharing about my pets so thank you for this ask!<3 #my pets #tortoise #a talking onion #ask