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pillarsalt · 1 year

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lmao I had lunch in a café today and the table next to me was full of 20-somethings talking loudly about how the fetishization of gay men in anime is "an important conversation that needs to be had"

#this neighbourhood is so funny #we have 1. old people (conservative and/or highly religious)#2. old people (my cool besties)#3. 18-45 year old omnigender pansexuals with pronoun pins and zero situational awareness #actually there's a pretty infamous twitter woman from my city #who is married to a man and dating another one but claims to be a 'nonbinary lesbian' because both dudes identify as women #haven't seen her around yet though

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gg-ladybug · 2 months

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I’ve been thinking nonstop about a post @nouverx made on March 3rd where Alastor asks “what country” the ace aro flag was, and my brain naturally made a meme about it.

Rosie jump-scared him with it one night in the December of 2016, and he said yes for the sake of his sanity (post 1933 world maps are hard, okay)

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orangehalfpeeled · 3 months

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random doodles/WIPs :33

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ministarfruit · 2 years

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simon blackquill peaking at age 17 is so funny because it's only downhill from here, buddy. enjoy it while it lasts

#ace attorney #simon blackquill #bucky whet #juniper woods #athena cykes #uendo toneido #geiru toneido #he looks like a generic anime boy and it makes me laugh #I'M KIDDING ABOUT THE PEAKING BTW. he'll find happiness regardless #I just think it's incredibly amusing for him to be a neighbourhood Good Boy #his corruption arc hasn't hit yet #just a polite little man. he'll babysit for you. he'll help you cook #simon's generic anime boy era is so funny because present day simon would feel the primordial urge to attack him #(athena) hey simon remember when you were nice #(simon) let me make one thing clear. I am not nice #I have never BEEN nice #if you even INSINUATE that I would commit niceties...#(athena) when I couldn't decide what ice cream I wanted you'd buy me all of them #(simon) a practical solution.

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tea-time-terrier · 11 months

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Pikus taught herself how to pick raspberries and I think that's very fun for her.

#she fine tuned the skill on the neighbourhood berry bushes and can now use it in the wild #I love her so much she's so funny #turnpike #gif

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sciderman · 8 months

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amazing spider-man #95

#hey that's MY friendly neighbourhood!!#literally! i work there! i'm right on that corner!!#sci talks comics #hi spidey!!!#this is also where the american werewolf in london attacked. never forget.#also it's so funny. peter could've had this HUGE grand romantic gesture where he followed gwen to england.#he could have swept her off her feet and they kiss and undying love or whatever and he did it. he got to england.#but he coudlnt fuckign stay out of the tights for 5 minutes.#pteter. for fucking sakes.#jsut stay out of the tights. for five minutes. can you do that.#peter: lands in london #peter: oh boy! i jumped through so many hoops to CROSS an OCEAN for gwendolyne stacy. time to go confess my undying love fo #peter: wait is that a crime i smell??#peter runs distractedly towards a crime like a dog chasing a squirrel #adhd king

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tiredwiredanduninspired · 6 months

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I always forget how unhinged Bobby is since he has to be the firefam’s dad but whenever he is with Michael he’s absolutely hilarious

They destroy each others brain cells

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c-kiddo · 1 month

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the absolutely incoherent long ass rambling post in my drafts about essek and privilege..................................

#the Post button tempts me #but is it wise?#its like . so in-concrete is the thing. i have points but idk if it makes sense and i dont want to reread it #i forgot he lives in a gated community tho thats rly funny. no wonder he was ok starting a war. cant get him in his gated neighbourhood.#profoundly embarrassing #kiddo say #sorry for being such a hater. upon rewatch and hearing things he says to tmn knowing what he did. im going to get him #he's asking them to risk their lives to find the beacon (theyre busy trying to get yasha back!!!)and he knows exactly what happened

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rtnortherly · 4 months

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Zilvra and Rhuna meeting the Blade of Frontiers together—it’s a good thing the ever nosey and sociable Rhuna invited herself along on Zilvra’s adventure is travelling with Zilvra, or else Zilvra would not be interacting with the plot much at all 😂

#it’s a pretty even split between who recruited who #Zilvra recruited Astarion Karlach Halsin And Gale #Rhuna recruited Wyll Shadowheart and Scratch #Lae’zel is gonna have to be recruited by Rhuna too probably #that’s a story for another drawing though 😅#and both my sister and I left the owl ear cub with its mom #it’s worked out great though bc Zilvra is 100% the type of character to just leave other people to their business while she goes about hers #whereas Rhuna is like a particularly precocious and hyper energetic neighbourhood kid who will ask too many question #I meant to let my sister trigger the first encounter with Raphael since I’d seen it in ea but got jumpscared by it #god was it funny #also my Druid doesn’t look Druidic at all #she running around in scale mail with a shield and that one bard hat that looks like a cowboy hat #she looks so cool though because whenever she looks down slightly the brim covers her eyes #will def be drawing that #bg3 #bg3 wyll #bg3 tav #bg3 companions #bg3 fanart #doodle #bg3 co op

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r-biter · 3 months

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Dash is talking about fathers, is it time to mention my dad popped back into my life the moment i turned 18 bwcause he did and i find that hilarious. Pitch silence on his end for a decade and then suddenly hes like 'heyyyy'

#you dont understand how funny this fucking was #like for context my moms family and my dads family live close to each other in my moms home country #like same neighbourhood #to the point thatvi was in His BROTHERS HOUSE #playing with my baby cousin REGULARLY #and he didnt try to send a call or text or nothin #and then he comes back and hes like 'i couldnt do so' send ur brother an imessage my man its not hard

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amomentwiser · 8 months

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Petition to call Troye Sivan fans "boytroyes"

#please please please #it would be so funny #i wanna be a boytroye #troye sivan #blue neighbourhood #pop music #boy toy

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macadam · 2 years

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And if you look to the left, you’ll see the tf fandom echo chamber phenomenon: in which one person offhandedly mentions x and suddenly your dash is infested for the next 3-5 business days

#this post applies but is not limited to deep fried transformers #I love this fandom so much the echo chamber is so funny #proof this fandom is but a tiny neighbourhood #mac mumbles #transformers #maccadam

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loyalhorror · 8 months

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all those years of joking that i'm a disney princess have finally paid off (i can now summon foxes to my side)

#rat.exe #this is a joke but i did just walk outside and make a kissy sound and a fox came to me a few minutes later.#this has been happening semi-regularly. almost every time i go out for a nightly walk.#(it's just because there are foxes in the neighbourhood so like. it IS coincidence)#(but it's very funny)

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yohankang · 1 year

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someone's moving out of the building i just moved in and there's this huge osamu dazai cardboard cutout on the staircase???? help

#i mean the bsd character not the writer #this is so funny agksfjsdj #k.txt #also hi! i moved. started new job. and passed 3 exams this week. i haven't been this exhausted in months #but i have a free evening lol so i'm exploring my new neighbourhood #it's magical but also really distinctive for ppl who live in this city so i won't post any pictures agjsfjw #it would be fun to start a new chapter by doxxing myself

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steakout-05 · 5 months

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headcanon: 'Everybody Loves Raymond' by Lemon Demon is about this guy whose wacky family just won't stop watching all these family sitcoms on TV because they're stuck in the 80s-90s and the song is just him listing all the shows they watch in order of what pisses him off the most, all leading up to him getting so absolutely purely unadulteratedly enraged by the mere mention of Everybody Loves Raymond that he transforms into a screaming demon. he hates it so fucking much it summons the power of the demonic

#lemon demon #the idea of a guy's demon powers being set off by a cheesy sitcom show is extremely funny to me #this song is probably one of my absolute favourite LD songs honestly #i love me some Sitcom Screamo™#also i like to think that one of the biggest reasons he hates it for is because his whole family really does love raymond #and he's the only one who doesn't and none of them understand so he's just really resentful towards this sitcom #it's his villain origin story #he goes on a rampage fuelled by his pure hatred and detestment for this show and blows up his neighbourhood #also this song was originally supposed to be on spirit phone so the whole demon thing kinda fits #his family are all paranormal too but in more of a weird uncanny way #they're all stuck in the past in every single way and it's unknown exactly what they are #they're like. obsessed with these sitcoms. and they're so overly friendly #anyway #sitcom screamo good go listen to it #everybody loves raymond

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pawsitivevibe · 5 months

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I dunno why everyone says they hate grooming and hand stripping dogs. I find it so soothing. I would probably go for hours if Arthur didn't let me know he was done with it.

#I wanna say we probably go 30 minutes max usually? For maintenance grooming #When he goes to his breeder to get full groomed he's on the table for like 3 hours #I kinda think having a Poodle could be fun one day for the fun haircuts I could do #I'm not that brave with actually clipping BUT I would be if it wasn't a show dog lol #Like I do love clipping off Haley's feathers. Which I do now because she's an old lady who does not need that excessive hair #Haley gets really really floofy ... makes me wonder what her parents' coats were like. I'm thinking the Sheltie genes are probably why #My mom wants me to try shaving Leia down. Haha. We'll see about that. She is so so wiggly and hyper. Her #groomer has a special way with her #Leia's groomer is a hardcore flyball trainer/competitor so she is used to insane dogs lol #I think it's funny that she grooms all the floofy suburban pet dogs in the neighbourhood while she personally owns Mals and BorderWhippets #ANYWAY I think dog grooming would be a great career for me if I can get the chronic pain under control #I want to at least become an Expert ECS groomer over the next decade lol #Grooming could maybe be a side gig one day if I can get good enough and figure out how to get training #I'm legit considering the idea that the best job situation for me might end up being multiple 'side gigs'

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