#this rat is a parent of two

[golden-moonchild]

LOOK AT MY BOY

#the skrunkly #the blorbo #the trash man #the BOY!!! #he’s my cringefail rat bastard i love him so #this rat is a parent of two #also i loved everything everywhere all at once but we all know the OG bagel of all things #kugrash #the unsleeping city #dimension 20 #mimi mumbles

[hajihiko]

......and they were roommates.

#Fuyuhiko is a good dude when he's not being a rat bastard #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #peko pekoyama #izuru kamukura #New AU to the roster Izuru is like '.... ok.' And just moves in with them #Keeping your insanely powerful classmate a secret from your crime kingdom parents #Also Izuru is like 'are you gonna use me as your tool. Are you ordering me to leave' #And Hiko is like no and also no. I just dont think this is right do whatever you want #HE GETS IT #Fuyuhiko and his two friends who don't consider HIM a friend and also barely consider themselves people #Ok ok done this is why I just grabbed screenshots and did a silly doodle I dont know how to express myself #An art #Fuyuhiko and his compulsive 'stick around with me' hes lonely :(

[welcomingdisaster]

Who would win in a parking lot fistfight?

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Finwë's gorgeous Noldorin jewels, angrist, Azaghal's dwarven tools, and Eldacar's crown, Thingol's nauglamir, and Earendil's silmaril.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene

ROUND 3, MATCH 2:

Notes: Morwen has won a decisive victory against Earendil. She is grim but determined. Turin has won a landslide victory against Thingol, viciously maiming his foster father. He is overcome with guilt and his eyes are clouded by sorrow.

#silm parking lot fistfight #round one: hehe beren and the sewer rats #round two: make poor turin fight him parents???

[nineratsinatrenchcoat]

The canonical evidence is pointing towards Ben having two parents, but yaknow. In my heart it's just him and his mom and by golly that's how i'm going to write it

#ben spawned into this world a la minecraft #don't “two parents” him dreamworks #jwcc #ben pincus #jwcc ben #rats speaks

[spaciebabie]

"Put your head on my shoulder.....Hold me in your arms, baby."

just some oc lore. who is it? wouldn't you like ta know

imagine being eaten alive by rats at 6 years old. well, they don't hafta imagine they remember. even decades later the nightmares don't seem ta stop.

#oc stuff #LOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #((they used in a way ta conceal this character's identity)) #monnie i hope u know this art was inspired by ur recent oc lore post #idk u got me thinkin abt my own silly guys #two #the war organization #oc: ??? #blood tw #blood #this isn't really gore-y idk how ta draw that stuff #look a piece of their meat is on the floor!!!!!!!!! #wow!!!!!!!!!!! #rats #man wouldn't it just be so nice ta have parents ta hold you right abt now? #wonder what happened ta those guys #drew this inbetween classes as a way ta stress relive n now i gotta go ta class again 🥲 #byeeeee #they just kinda let the rats do what they wanted. until. #spacie scribbles

[theelvishscribbler]

Op please tell us more backstory surrounding your tmnt and sonic crossover splinter and shredder being friends where the boys come from this all seems really cool you took two of my favorite things and smashed then together into a cooler looking thing!!!

Hello! There are so many ways to do crossovers between Sonic and TMNT, they just work so well together. I really would love to see other interpretations,,, and aaaaa i have been thinking about this silly little au so much, thank you for the opportunity to talk about it!!!

The world/setting is based off the sonic adventure games. Both Humans and Mobians exist, although the mobians are a lot fewer in number thanks to a conflict in the past.

Hamato Yoshi and Oroku Saki grew up as childhood friends (close as brothers), but they grew apart and lost contact after high school.

Yoshi graduated college with a degree in mechanical engineering and, after many years, became well known for his work. One year out of the blue, he was contacted by his old friend. Oroku Saki had grown a very successful business and wanted to hire Yoshi to fix a persistent problem one of his labs has been running into.

In said lab, Yoshi stumbled upon something he wasn't supposed to. Baby turtle mobians connected to some mysterious ooze contraption.

He, of course, instantly adopted them all in his heart and broke them out of the facility. The authorities and Mysterious Figures hunted him for weeks, the chase ending in his plane being shot down somewhere over the ocean.

He woke to find the turtles and himself stranded on a mythic moving island in the care of the old rat mobian who protects it.

This is a very tiny bit of the notes and ideas I have written down XD, I got a bit carried away with writing the backstory for the tmnt bits.

#*vibrating with excitement* #thank you for asking about my silly little au #sth & tmnt xover #i made splinter and yoshi into separate characters #because i like when splinter starts out as a rat #it just feels better #so the turtles get two parents! #for a few years... #tmnt #sth #hope this makes sense lol i have a migraine rn

[lab-trash]

"After the 7th kid, my parents really stopped caring."

I believe Kaz is a middle child (out of the 12, not however many those fuckers would have by now)

Which makes this really sad for me. Because that means he'd be 5 or 6. Which means he might have some faint memories of his parents actually caring for him.

Maybe he thinks he made those memories up, or maybe that they were dreams caused by the psyche of a neglected kid.

Or maybe it's easier to think that than have to face the reality that your parents stopped caring for you and your whole family.

#lab rats elite force #mighty med #kaz mm #kaz lref #angst? #the quote is from memory #so it might not be spot on #the one where we find out kaz and oliver wear two pairs of pants #aka the one where alan is in charge #chaz #kase #i know this isnt technically chaz/kase #but think about the angst #them both realising theyve been neglected by their fam/parents #especially if kaz realises as he helps comfort chase #big oof right there

[elytrafemme]

guys i laurv college like actually. went out w a group of ppl and went to CVS and a mediocre pep rally. had a really sweet exchange w a bus driver. roommates are going out in a large group to have some of that sweet liquid sillies allegedly. i am alone in my dorm despite thinking i'd be the last one awake i am literally the only one here. and i'm happy i think :D

#nightmare.personal #we have to be up at like 7:30 am though so God bless my poor roommates #it's just two of them out person no 3 is unaccounted for #hypothetically i couldve stayed up but the group i was hanging out w are all roommates #so it was just me sititng in their dorm while they were showering and i was like. i think maybe i should go back to my home domain #but college is seriously kind of great bc like. you can just Do Shit. no parental convos about the logistics of hanging out #if i want to knock on a friends door to see their taxidermied rat and then go out w them at 10 pm #i am well within my God given right to do that!!!!!! #also idk when the RAs come bc this is meant to be quiet hours but people are blasting frank ocean which #it's frank ocean so you cannot be complaining about that but still #ALSO I SAW THIS GUY I'D BEEN TEXTING AT A STORE AND THEN I SAW HIM LATER AT THE RALLY #AND THIR=TY SECONDS BEFORE THE RALLY ENDED I TEXTED HIM SAYING I SAW HIM #AND HE MADE DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH ME RIGHT WHEN EVERYONE STARTED LEAVING #IT WAS SO FUNNY. i am seeing him in SO many places and we haven't even hung out yet #also hope the guy that i recced måneskin liked it i didn't do one of their best songs but hopefully thats cool #i just did baby said bc i was gonna do read your diary but thought it'd be too much in hindsight i'd DEFFO do kool kids #IN ANY CASEEEE. idk what to do now just text my gf i guess

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I had a dream that it was moving day and I hadn't packed anything, my parents were in the city to help me move and I wasn't prepared at all, and it didn't inspire me to work on cleaning and packing but it did make me super anxious so. That's something.

#it was more terrifying than most of rhe nightmares ive had tbh #(in the dream) i was out relaxing at a park in the nice weather and my parents suddenly appeared and asked if i was ready to go #and i was so confused because its march and im moving in may. but in the dream it was suddenly may #so i like rushed back to my apartment and was trying to get my shit together but im super not prepared to move right now #i woke up fucking hyperventilating because i was so anxious at the thought of not being prepared to move lol #in my defense. that happened last time i moved kind of #i was moving by myself. and the day i had to move i wasnt fully packed and i had to get rid of a lot #it was an hours long endeavor and it really sucked to try and get my stuff together #that was actually such a bad dream. moving is going to suck because I'm moving with a dog a rabbit and two rats #and then all of my shit. and a lot of my sibling's shit. and then driving it eighten hours #eighteen hours with four pets and all of our stuff. and its just me and my dad for those eighteen hours. im gonna die #fuck i have to get packed. im moving in oess than two months. that time sneaks up on you #and then suddenly its moving day and you havent packed anything and its taking hours longer than expected #i think i have trauma from my last move tbh

[navree]

people talk about pumped up kicks as the premiere "school shooting song that is really catchy" but they're fools because i don't like mondays by the boomtown rats is right there and has been for nearly fifty years.

#personal #first of all it does give 'if i had a nickel for every time an insanely catchy and upbeat sounding song about a school shooting came out' #'i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice' because yeah foster the people and boomtown rats both doing it #that's a coincidence #(tho i think pumped up kicks is more speculative whereas i don't like mondays is literally about the cleveland elementary shooting) #but second of all that song is so good i listen to it more than i should considering the subject matter #and for anyone wondering 'hey amelie you were born in 1999 why are you so into songs from the seventies and eighties?' #my father was the parent responsible for driving me around to school and various weekend activities and he was born in 1962 #my music tastes have been so indelibly marked by his old white guy from wisconsin vibes #you wanna know my first exposure to the karate kid? wasn't from that gay netflix show #it was because he played 'young hearts' by commuter a lot and i REALLY loved that song when i was ten #and it happened to be in the soundtrack of the movie #and yes you did hear me right at ten years old one of my alltime favorite songs was one that came out in 1984 #from what appears to be an incredibly obscure band

[purplecatghostposts]

I don’t know what it is about Separated AUs that makes me give Splinter a ‘If anything where to happen to my remaining son(s), I would kill everyone in the room and then myself’ relationship with his remaining boys but goddamn, I’ve done it at least three times now.

#rottmnt #this is mostly about ROTTMNT Splinter BUT I got a 2012 version too #he just gives me the vibe that losing one (or two or three) sons makes him immediately go into like. Parent Overdrive #Rise Splinter especially #because this man JUST escaped from the Battle Nexus AND a guy who used his genetics to make biological war machines #So I imagine only escaping with like. One or two kids makes him extra paranoid #He wasn’t able to get all of them and it kills him #And if he loses anymore turtle kids that he’s grown emotionally attached to he will LOSE IT #he loves his sons a lot #SB Speaks #SB Rambles #anyways. the rat man gives me feelings

[chisatowo]

Chisato 🤝 Mafuyu ppl basing their entire image of their character off of their first story and as such missing out on the extremely obvious character development they have both in the next few event stories and even within the first stories themselves, leading to the being overly demonized and portrayed as far more mean and angry than they actually are even by ppl who don't actively hate them. Also they're nonbinary

#rat rambles #sekai posting #band posting #tbf mafuyu is a lot more subtle with their character development than chisato #but from 25ji unit story to the literal next event their behavior does change a lot since. yknow theyre not in an active spiral #and a lot of ppl tend to base their image of mafuyu more off of during their active spiral than their current baseline #chisato wasnt in an active spiral but they were very much not committed to pasupare and did not expect it to last #a lot of their early development is abt lerning to let themself care abt these ppl and care abt pasupare #and with that comes a second layer of baggage in their protectiveness over their friends manifesting in unfortunate ways #mostly due to their fun childhood actor trauma and all that jazz Ive gone on this ramble before fvfhfbfjd #the two arent rly directly comparable for the most part tho they have very different brands of mental illness™ #the biggest thing is that chisato masks for survival and mafuyu because of mafuyu stuff #aka a mix of genuine compassion fear of rejection and not knowing how to be anything else #their biggest similarity is having parents push them into smth they didnt necesarily want but chisato does have genuine passion for acting

[keepinginkspots]

Nothing humbles you quite so much as realising you are essentially a slave to two rodents

#we drove to pets at home twenty minutes before closing because Leopold looked sad at only having four tubes so we bought him two more #and don’t get me started on jaskier he only eats if you hand feed him as he lounges in his bed #they are cute though so I don’t mind #we’ve been married a year and instead of a baby we presented our parents with two rat grandchildren

[dashofanxiety]

Wei Ying just learned how to jump!😭 I'm so proud!!

#my pets #proud parent #pet rats #I swear I think I have two cats instead of two rats #lan zhan doesn't wanna learn to jump around

[arolesbianism]

hello gamers minor life update I have been doing Real bad lately so I will likely continue to be very inactive, but hey on the bright side I have been fleshing out some eternal gales lore I reworked a while back and I can happily say that Dodie no longer completely contradicts the very nature of reality in eternal gales and the fog tower™ officially has a real reason to exist again so hell yeah to that

#rat rambles #eternal gales #oc posting #this is a piece of lore I technically updated a while ago but I mostly just relocated dodie home to a different piece of worldbuilding #but now Im fleshing things out a bit more and Im so glad that I set myself up such an easy way to jump ship on the old stuff #it also makes my life easier because it means that I have an actual reason for mase to be the first person dodie encounters in person #also an actual reason to trap him at first sorry dude it adds to the suspense #longggggg story short dodie lives in the universe's core of sorts #its where all the other characters are transported to at the beginning of the story due to other stuff #I already had it as a thing that the core attempts to replicate the casts home and food and such to help maintain them #but the fog tower™ had its core echo in place since forever basically #mostly because the narrator wanted to get dodie a home set up in the core instead of having to find a way to house her in notmal society #now the tower wasnt exactly meant to be found but it still had to be real enough to actually get echoed so it was real enough to be found #hense why mase's family lives in the lower half of it #the top half is fully reserved for setting up stuff to be echoed to dodie's tower #this is mostly handled my cup aka dodie's long distance mom figure #but most of that stuff was done before dodie was properly created and as such cup had to fight for their life to figure out how to best get #this child growing up in fucked up situations as happy and stable as they could with limited budget and time #they were also dealing with doing a lot of this behind the backs of mase's parents as the two wanted them to provide just the bare basics #despite this cup managed to sneak in a shit ton more video tapes than they were supposed to and attempted to cover as much as possible #ofc dodie still ended up incredibly unstable and fucked up anways but she still loves her long distance video mom dearly #up til she was like 12 or so those tapes were the only way she could see and hear another person #but yeah in the echoed version the lower half of the tower is mostly consumed by plantlife and the such #hense why dodie avoids the area like the plague she has hashtag issues regarding plants #oh yeah Ive also been thinking abt fydd a lot lately #I have been slowly developing a bit of a side plot for him in my head that Im not 100% sure Im going to commit to but Im mivrowaving it #basically I was thinking abt each of the human casts sort of quote unquote domains are #by that I mean the whole reason they get drawn to the universe core is because theyre all sorta connected to universe functions #fydd is one of the weird ones because his place in the system is the basic software ig would be the best way to put it? #hes connected to the very base of the system that the rest of the functions are built into

[nerdpoe]

Green Arrow, Batman, and a civilian named Daniel Fenton get sucked into the Realm between Realms. This would be easy to resolve, but the civilian keeps running away.

Danny has heard...things. About Batman.

He collects children, black haired ones, and makes them his Robins. Danny doesn't want to be adopted! He's got two perfectly fine mad scientists for parents, and they love him very much!

Also he's bantering with Green Arrow like they're a married couple, so Green Arrow is totally in on it. Whatever "it" is.

He's convinced that a goody-two-shoes like Batman will rat him out if he goes ghost, so he's gotta stay civilian.

So he runs from both of them as a civilian, using every trick he knows to disappear out of sight long enough to go invisible.

Unfortunately, they're persistent, and even if they can't see him that doesn't stop them from stampeding through the Realms in search of him.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #bruce knows the kids a meta straight up #like the second he disappeared and then couldn't be found at all? #bruce knew #ollie knew too #they just wanna grab the kid and go home #but danny's not having it no sir #he has no desire to be forcibly adopted when his mom is expecting him home for dinner #fuck that