#the trash man

[possumsarefuckingcute]

Merry Christmas!

#animals #cute animals #cute #possum #opossum #possum love #possums are cute #possums are fucking cute #we love possums #emo #punk #goth #alternative #goblin vibes #goblin core #the trash man #merry christmas #christmas

[thegreatsurvey]

The Gang Saves Philly from Fat MacZilla.

11x14"

Acrylic, pencil, ink and alcohol ink on panel.

#the gang #drawing #illustration #draw #science fiction #scifi #fantasy #milwaukee #great survey #art #always sunny #iasip #iasip art #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #the trash man #rickety cricket #mcpoyles #ponderosa #maureen ponderosa #bill ponderosa #the waitress #charlies mom #fan art #philly #fat mac

[illiaccrest]

I love a character with blue-

Wait, no. I hate this guy.

#its him! #the trash man #nobody's business #original characters #seojun

[loganslowdown4]

*Superhero AU*

Roman: Imagine my shock when I checked the news this morning, Virgil.

Virgil: Not sorry about it.

Roman: I would expect this behaviour from Janus maybe, not from you.

Virgil: Still not sorry!

Virgil: With The Trash Man™️ put in a coma by Captain Storm (me) it’ll be better for everyone.

Roman: The Trash Man in a what?

Roman: I was talking about the new tights?? Did you even think about calling me to consult on wardrobe before getting those made?? I’m hurt, Virgil. *pouts*

#sanders sides superhero au #superhero au #thomas sanders #sanders sides #sander sides #roman sanders #ts roman #janus sanders #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts janus #ts virgil #ts deceit #ts creativity #sanders sides incorrect quotes #ts remus #incorrect sanders sides #the trash man #captain storm #platonic prinxiety #prinxiety #ts prinxiety

[dudja]

Wrestling LEGEND right here

#it’s always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #sunny #danny devito #frank reynolds #meme #wrestling #wrestler #wrestlers #comedy #funny #memes #wwe #wwf #the trash man #trash man #tv show #show #dudja #rap #soundcloud #youtube #music #hip hop #dope #fire #new #twitter #hilarious

[slothgender]

#sloth.vid #its always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny #iasip #iasip frank #the trash man #tiktok memes #thats so raven #kinda proud of this one actually #even tho it took very minimal effort

[hanksxenos]

+ TRASHMANCHARIC / TRASHMANSONGIC +

a gender related to the Trash Man character from Teenage Disasters "The Trash Man" song. It is not related to Teenage himself.

» coined by me

» please tell me if i coin a gender thats already coined

#mogai #mogai coining #mogai gender #xenogender #charic #character gender #songic #songgender #musicagender gender #musicgender #musicagender #teenage disaster #trashman #the trash man #trashmancharic #trashmansongic #xenogender coining

[golden-moonchild]

LOOK AT MY BOY

#the skrunkly #the blorbo #the trash man #the BOY!!! #he’s my cringefail rat bastard i love him so #this rat is a parent of two #also i loved everything everywhere all at once but we all know the OG bagel of all things #kugrash #the unsleeping city #dimension 20 #mimi mumbles

[humormehorny]

After seeing Mario and toad together for nought point 5 seconds. I have concluded that the new Mario movie requires the trash man himself. This however is [let’s be honest with ourselves] established tumblr lore(cannon even).

What I didn’t expect was it to also would work really well if Charlie day was toad. Like, I need a Mario movie called “It’s always sunny in Bowsers castle”. How dare they take this opportunity away from us.

#itsalwayssunnyinbowserscastle #charlie day #danny davito #the trash man #mario movie #damn it Nintendo

[kharonion]

Pride was a hella blast! Definitely going to make it a yearly tradition to go. 💕

#the trash man #happy pride 🌈 #💛🤍💜🖤

[ominouspuff]

Kote’s House

Kote’s first house is a pathetic thing, and he is incurably proud of it. The twi’lek he purchased it from very evidently could not make up his mind what to do with a man that grinned while he haggled, but it was the first time Kote had haggled over a purchase of his very own. He had thoroughly enjoyed it.

The house is built for one being, and a compact being at that, but Kote doesn’t have much. Moving in is quick, and most of his efforts during the next few days after go into attempting ambitious repairs for things he doesn’t know the first thing about. 

His plumbing is an issue, he knows. Something is getting blocked up. Somehow while trying to fix the kitchen tumbler, his fresher spout explodes.

He hadn’t kept his new house a secret from anyone by any means, but it is still surprising when Fox barges in through his jamming front door. He finds Kote on the floor in his cramped kitchen while the fresher rains water in the adjacent room, laughing so hard and so crippled with delight that he can’t get up.

He tries to explain how wonderful it is —

“I-I have to fix my plumbing on my own, vod—”

—but judging by Fox’s single raised eyebrow he knows it doesn’t translate.

Fox, it turns out, is moving into the neighborhood. Kote doesn’t ask about the house Fox already has — the house he has visited, which is very nice and fancy — or point out that Fox’s contract there cannot possibly be up, which begs the question of why he’s here in Kote’s neighborhood — except that Kote already knows the answer to that question. So he doesn’t ask.

Fox doesn’t show him any grace or forbearance, though.

“Don’t even know how to fix a damn pipe, front lining show-off—” His brother snarls, but it is muffled; his top half had to go down beneath the floor they’d pried up to get at the plumbing issue.

“So that’s what they had you doing all these years.” Kote says, because he really is in a criminally good mood. He barely ducks the foot-long pipe Fox throws at his head, feeling giddy.

He makes dinner that night in thanks. Fox stays, ostensibly because now that he’s fixed the fresher he intends to use it, because his new house isn’t hooked up properly yet to all the supply lines and power grids. 

They choke on homemade tiingilar (vode-style; Kote can’t pretend at the real thing yet) so heavily spiced it’s got grit to it that sticks between the teeth. It’s disgusting, but Cody had bought fifteen different spices and while usually he likes to keep his approach to the unknown more cautious, more methodical, he couldn’t think of anything he wanted to do more than use them all at once for the first time. 

Wolffe joins them not long after; brings a few others along by recommending the apartment he picks out, so that soon most of the complex is taken up by vode, Kote hears, but he doesn’t visit yet. Everyone’s too busy coming over to his house, it seems; filling up his kitchen and asking why he hasn’t fixed the trash disposal yet, why he doesn’t have a couch, doesn’t he know they’re all the rage among civilized folk?

Kote fixes the trash disposal with Rex, who is better at it than he is but says it’s only due to Skywalker’s influence on managing all things mechanical. 

“How is Skywalker?” Kote asks, and gets more than he bargained for over the next hour. At first he’s a bit off-put, because he’s trying to get dinner sorted again and he’s not been very fond of Skywalker at the best of times, but Rex is snorting out a story and laughing and it’s contagious, so Kote just resigns himself and settles in to enjoy.

Skywalker has little ones, now. Obi-Wan is the only one that can get them to sleep. Ahsoka is distressed; she knows better, but every instinct in her is apparently in agony over the little ones’ inability to eat meat yet. She obsesses over nutrients in their diet — which, given what tiny natborn humans primarily ingest in the early stages, makes for some slightly awkward conversations.

Rex helps with dinner afterward, and they take turns being incredulous over natborn baby facts, shoving around one another in the tiny, uncomfortable kitchen.

“What’s your next project?” Rex asks at one point, glancing sidelong with a cheeky look, and Kote levels his vegetable knife at him (he’s got a vegetable knife. Specifically for vegetables. It’s a very new concept). 

“I make everyone’s dinner on Tuangsdays.” He says. “I’m productive.”

Rex’s sharp-toothed grin turns thoughtful. “Yeah” He says. “Everyone loves coming here, you know. You could be the new 79’s.”

Kote knows. He plans and plots, and puts more work into researching recipes than he’s put into any research whatsoever in months. It feels a bit like coming out of a shore leave; his thoughts quicken and his excitement grows. He hunts down a market. He brings a bag. He shops, bargains, and returns victorious.

He sends out a few comms., and can’t help but shake his head and grin at how different the responses are. 

What a marvelous idea, Cody. His general — ex-general — says.

Yus pls, Ahsoka sends back, with some sort of strange tooka vidclip that dances with wiggly gyrations Kote can only assume indicate excitement.

Where is your house, Anakin says, blunt and to the point, and Kote can appreciate that. 

He sends the address. He cooks all day. The sun sets, and Fox and Wolffe arrive, already bickering, Rex trailing behind with a long-suffering look sent to Kote, begging commiseration.

“Ugh, don’t you ever stop smiling, now?” He gripes when Kote just grins at him. 

“Nope,” Kote says, unrepentantly.

He leaves the soup on the stove, simmering, and takes his cup of caf to the window. He leans on it, breathing in cool air, and just listens — listens to the squabbling as Wolffe gets on Fox’s case for not washing Kote’s dishes correctly the last time they visited. Hears the soft thumps of Rex sneaking into the cramped room Kote has set aside for plants and the sole pet he has; a pastel goullian, fins swaying ever so gently, permanent scowl in place. Thinks he catches, distantly, the sound of his remaining three guests (Padme couldn’t attend, and had made him feel very awkward by how thoughtfully she apologized for it) plodding up the hill. 

“Cody!” Ahsoka cries, coming into view and waving. 

Kote’s cheeks have stopped aching from all the smiling he’s gotten used to, so it’s easy to let another through.

#fan art #artists on tumblr #star wars fanart #star wars: the clone wars #fix it au #captain rex #commander cody #commander fox #commander wolffe #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ahsoka #After The War Fluff #Get you some vod that can do plumbing and make fun of your trash disposal unit #OmPu Writes: Snippet #just-typed-this-out-and-it-shows #Kote was grinning like a shark while haggling #It was terrifying #This man waged wars and he cannot wait to utilize every tactical skill he learned in that endeavor on one (1) twi’lek to negotiate the sale #-of a fix-er-upper he was going to buy anyway #First time trying this art style #Star Wars fanfic

[faggy--butch]

Trans men and women tend to get viewed as either disgusting male freaks or perfect feminine female goddesses based entirely on identity and vibes alone, forcing trans men to either detranstion to talk about the issues faced, or shut up and hate themselves and grovel at the feet of their "betters", and trans women are forced to preform the highest standards of femininity or be shunned and live in fear of being cast out and not being "woman enough" facing the constant need to prove themselves to avoid being seen as interlopers. these things are similar, these problems overlap, and yet people go on to pretend that one is the most victimized victim and the other is the "subjector and oppressor" (Interchangeable) and neither can truly understand the other. these ideas being perpetuated by others within and outside of these groups. It drives me up the wall that there are people pretending this helps anyone, that either benefits from the others oppression in anyway. Personally, from what I've seen a lot of it comes out as like gender insecurity, from the inside groups, which is pretty sad, but also extremely frustrating to be lashed out at for being unwilling to accept this gender essentialist false binary

#transandrophobia #transmisogny #ftm #mtf #queer #I'm seriously done hearing trans men say they feel like creeps and monsters and oppressors for just being men #and then act like its normal and okay and not fucked up to think about ones self that way? #a trans man yesterday was trying to convince me that trans men need to shut up and let women say things like kill all men #because actually all men ARE trash #like bro literally speak for yourself

[getodrools]

໒꒰ྀ ྀིᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ DUMP TRUCK DRIVER! TOJI who purposely arrives too early just to watch the lonesome and exhausted housewives — like you — run out in their cute little nightgowns with messy bedhead hair, and no bras to support while running for him…

Toji would chuckle every single time. Catching that confused turned frantic look you always gave through the kitchen window; hearing him haul by earlier than usual forced you in a panic… Shit! You've missed trash day twice already! You needed to get this stench out of your house ASAP but the grimy man crooking a wry smirk pressed on the gas soon as you popped out the front door.

Shit!

“Wait!” Crying out with a waving arm; running barefoot with weeks-old trash hauling behind you in your nightwear was not in your morning routine — but it sure as hell was in his… You wheeze, chasing that green truck like an idiot, you were cursing your husband for always forgetting to take the damn trash to the curb beneath your breath too…

Soon as you were able to get his attention — Well, you've been had it through a small side mirror… but he finally stopped!

His lips are slicked. Admiring the skimpy view of another man's wife's tits heaving and ass bouncing around in baby-blue sheer cloth, even that coffee spilled down your chest which globbed down to your belly from the chase, was his morning coffee…

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#idk he'd be just as grimy as the trash he's hauling #now which husband forgets to bring the trash out and makes toji a lucky man??? #gojo for sure SIGHHH #🌐 𝐿𝒜𝒱𝐼𝐼 𝒲𝑅𝐼𝒯𝐸𝒮! #ᝰ toji fushiguro! #jjk x reader #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #toji smut #toji x reader #toji fushiguro #jjk toji

[pitconfirm]

lance pinching nando's ass...... okay

#42 upvotes on reddit... one man's trash is another man's treasure #strollonso #lance stroll #fernando alonso #australia 2024

[duckytree]

book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)

#grown man behaviour #pulling on crush’s pigtail (this will make her love me) #covered in grime filth and blood and still trying to rizz her up #i like their dynamic but brienne seriously needs to have more self respect #she fell in love with a whiny little sewer rat that she’s walking home #maybe she likes pathetic men #all men are pathetic to her but this one’s funny #jaime lannister #brienne of tarth #jaime x brienne #asoiaf #got #game of thrones #so there’s this boy… (gestures to pile of trash with glitter on top) #duckytree

[waywardsunlight]

Dead End Paranormal Park got cancelled.

#the owl house #inside job #dead end paranormal park #first kill #man I don’t even know #I didn’t watch first kill but I did hear about it and I know it got cancelled in favor of worse things not that it was great but it meant sm #tangled the series #included bc of how trash the creators were treated as far as marketing #there are many more #infinity train