#this woman never missed

[cult-of-mithras]

Rough Sketch of chapter 18 from the Left Hand of Darkness.

#my art #ursula k. le guin #ursula leguin #genly ai #the left hand of darkness #this woman never missed #never the same #rough sketch #rereading #tlhod #leuchtturm

[dollkisses05]

Girls with daddy issues are the best gfs btw

#lena writes #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #gatekeep gaslight girlboss #this is what makes us girls #just girly things #girly tumblr #daddy issues #toxic dad #older man younger woman #older men <3 #oldermen #obviously doctor you've never been a 13 year old girl #i like older men #dilfism #older daddy #sullen girl #toxic bf #relateable #too real #text post #text #it’s getting bad again #girlhood #i miss him #female insanity #female hysteria #alana champion #actually mentally ill #older guys

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I was thinking about how the only other AU that could rival the highschool sweetheart in terms of König tortureTM is the virgin reader AU which naturally led me to thinking…can we combine the two? 👀👀👀

She could either tell him upfront or he only finds out after wildly taking her from the back and making her cum, and then notices small traces of blood, he nervously asks if she’s on her period (he wanted to hurt her yes but not like THIS) and she shyly looks up at him and tells him it was her first time and how incredible it felt

and he’s just standing there slack jawed because he missed it?? The look in her eyes as he took her virginity? Not to mention he did non of the things he promised he would do if a sweet girl offered her “flower” to him, no hand holding, no soft gentle kisses or going down on her for an hour to make sure she’s nice and relaxed for him or telling her how wonderful she was. Just thrusting in like a mad horny dog!? Did she do it on purpose?!

Lmao she’s laying there wish flushed cheeks and a content smile and he’s staring at the ceiling with a thousand yard stare

Ooooh my goodness anon your brain… I’M SHOOK ❤️

Imagine König’s horror when she shyly confesses that she has saved herself for him. That she never found anyone worthy of her flower because she always thought it would be him who takes it from her.

It’s just this silly daydream she had... She knows it’s a bit stupid, but to her, it was always him and no one else. She dreamed about how good it would be with him, how he would make her cum on her first time, how in love they would be… But then he went away, and no one ever compared. It just somehow didn’t feel right. Luckily she had the courage to contact him and now they’re here, who knew! Her dreams finally came true!

They lay side by side, König stiff as a plank as she slips her hand in his, traces of her “flower” still on his cock, she giggles and gives him a kiss on the cheek – was it that good for him too? He looks like he got hit by a rock! Oh, and is it true that men fall asleep right afterwards…? Wouldn’t be a surprise after that… He sounded like a gorilla in heat! *more giggling*

#König’s insides are full of ice as he’s trying to decode whether this CRUEL WOMAN indeed did it on purpose #or if he’s the worst scoundrel on earth for taking his sweetheart on her knees like a goddamn animal #making her bleed in the process #he could never hurt her but god does he sometimes want to strangle this woman #könig x highschool sweetheart #his remorse gets suicidal proportions #and what’s even worse he missed the hand holding #he was supposed to hold her hand during the first thrust!!!1 #*dude explodes*

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Are you still active on tumblr?

YES I am!! Sorry friends for dropping off the face of the earth, I got a job and I had to move and it was a lot. But I am less stressed now and I hope I can get back to posting more regularly!! I really missed it (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

I will never leave tumblr because there is no other place on the internet where I can tell people that 80% of the time when I try to introduce myself to someone in the office that I haven’t met yet I get so focused on smiling and holding eye contact that I forget the part where I actually have to introduce myself (°□°)

#HELLO FRIENDS #how are you!! I missed you! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #I hope you all had a good summer!! #mine was very nice even though there was a lot of stress and new things happening #suddenly there were so many adult things in my life that at the end of the day I just sat on the couch and watched decorating shows #I love decorating shows but today they showed this decorating competition and one woman had to decorate her whole bedroom coral #and then I knew it was time to go back #friends I've done so many new things the past few weeks!! I've really underestimated what this new chapter of my life would be like #it's very nice and I'm glad but I've never thought about things like insurance and taxes and parallel parking before #and I'm in a new apartment and everything!! ✧⁺⸜(●′▾‵●)⸝⁺✧ #it is a very good apartment but the landlord left us so many of their chairs #this does not sound like a problem but we also owned chairs before #so our chair number is doubled now #the kitchen is full of chairs the balcony is full of chairs #I've hidden two chairs behind the TV but I can still see their chair heads and then I feel bad because they do not deserve this #they should be roaming free #also rode a BIKE #they say you never forget how to ride a bike #but my secret is that I never really knew how to ride one #in Germany all students have to do a bicyle test in fourth grade and I was so bad that my teacher asked me #afterwards if I had tried to confuse the other students #I just said 'uh yes' and then he said ok and I passed with the worst bicyle grade of the whole school #I hade made 8 bicyle mistakes #I hope you're doing well friends!! see you soon!! #have a nice day :)

[brookheimer]

none of y’all ever talked enough about how fucking insane the choice of famous blue raincoat by leonard cohen was for connor’s karaoke song

#like…. #it fits in that moment bc its ab a ‘love triangle’ and losing the woman you love and connor’s depressed ab willa #but the song itself is constantly invoking cain & abel #and is so fucking crazy considering the last episode…… #‘what can i tell you my brother my killer / what can i possibly say / i guess that i miss you i guess i forgive you / i’m glad that you #stood in my way’ #banging my head against the wall thinking about trio reunion down the line and this symbolically being kendall addressing roman (my brother) #& shiv (my killer) #it’s a hopeful yet depressing interp lol. like the song is emotionally devastating but that specific verse is just so…. man #‘i’m glad that you stood in my way’…. #i don’t think kendall would ever say that or even acknowledge it to himself but. on some level. it isn’t wrong #also meaningful from a rome perspective too — ken telling rome that it was never gonna bd him that he doesn’t even want it #which is true . but roman can’t admit that #god. why has no one fuckinh talked about how insaaaane it was to have connor sing this in ep2!!!!!!! #succession #leonard cohen #100

[captmuldoon]

“You named a bee after me.”  “For you, Watson, I’d make adjustments. Always.”  “I'm so grateful that I fell into your orbit.”  “The thing that’s different about me, empirically speaking, is you.”  “I'm gonna miss this - not this, but...this. Working with you. I think what you do is amazing.”  “I think you have a lot to share if you cared to. I shouldn’t be the only one who knows you.”  “I will never allow harm to come to you - not ever. (’You can’t promise that.’) And yet I have.”  “I now value the work we do, first and foremost, because I do it with you.”  “We're two people who love each other.”  “If you go, I go.”  “I’m staying.”

#sherlock holmes #elementary #joan watson #sherlock #elementary really looked at holmes and watson's relationship and said: #'they are beyond definition and labels and it doesnt matter if its platonic or romantic or whatever' #but that they are soulmates and will always come back to one another #because they actively make each other better #and because they love each other #there's so much love and growth and respect in this version of holmes and watson #i love granada holmes but...i think elementary captured just how encompassing this relationship is #even more so - which is a FEAT #im just so sad that elementary continues to get zero recognition as a sherlock holmes adaptation #usually just because its american and bc watson is a chinese american woman #jonny lee miller and lucy liu gave peak performances as these characters and they deserve SOME RESPECT!! #anyway yes i rediscovered this show again NO i will never be normal about it #edit: added a few I forgot and I know there's MORE beautiful lines i'm missing

[skunkes]

Make up talk has been so O_O lately from "so happy i was born a girl bc i can wear make up wearing make up is the best part of being a girl" to "i didnt wear make up as a teen in order to be #feminist now im 23 and behind on make up skills I should've been honing since I was 10 and now idk how to do anything and i feel so ugly and unfeminine and I dont even want to go outside because I feel like I'm being ridiculed for not knowing how to apply make up :(" do u hear yourselves

#this is coming from someone who has never worn it but wants to play with it after I transition #but in the fun artsy face paint looks way #like obviously theres no issue if u enjoy it the issue is. the above mention where ppl feel theyre missing out without it #or not a woman bc of it #it SHOULD be a fun hobby bc if you look at it thru alien lems i LOVE that humans paint their faces! #*lens #not a societal expectation though. heart. #im self conches about everything else idk how i managed to just not be interested in any way at all as a child but im grateful because Wow #not in the Im Better way but if i think abt it it is weird that girls were doing that in middle school #talkys

[h3artshapedkisses]

has anyone else been seeing a lot of straight women on the internet, mainly tiktok, saying stuff like “i’m not a lesbo or anything but damn” or “i’m straight im straight i’m straight” on conventionally attractive butch/masc women’s tiktok videos lately? Its honestly giving massive “no homo” energy. Just say she looks attractive and go. No need for the mild lesbophobia to be sprinkled in there too. Nobody gives a shit that you are straight, or even questioning.

#or the arguably worse “this was my lesbian awakening that I had two seconds ago ��” under a video of a animated woman #like miss #that is a bunch of pixels on a screen. If you have never had a crush on a real woman then you are probably not a lesbian #and they always have a husband and kids too. You are not a lesbian and neither is your husband that you willingly walking down the aisle wi #radblr #radfem safe #radfems please touch #radical feminism #lesbian radfems

[milk-ducts]

????? THIS LINE ??? I want you all to fucking listen here. THATS MOTHER RIGHT THERE. serving CUNT like its breakfast, brunch, lunch, AND DINNER.

same energy as janis’ “lets rock this bitch”

#invincible #omni man #invincible season 2 #invincible spoilers #debbie grayson #queen shit BITCH #I fucking love her holy shit ive never loved a woman this bad before #she fking ate everyone up in this episode . THIS episode was dedicated to debbie being a fking ladyboss pussy hat queen #love u bby… love you sm… #my depressed low chic bun serving bitch who deserves to be worshipped #nolan UR FUCKING missing out #jokes aside . debbie was everything . still is everythinf . and nolan will always take it up the ass from her #even if hes hooking up w other alien btches atm

[yashley]

“fearne is dtf”

#critical role #cr lb #4 sided dive #LOOK OF A WOMAN WHO MISSED HER SHOT #also my expression but im chewing brake hard and never sleep

[soldez]

they should reboot rise of the tmnt like everyone's been asking for but just start exclusively using recycled episode plots from the penguins of Madagascar. see if anyone notices

#tmnt #mikey swallows a bomb #baron draxum reveals that leo is actually a girl and none of them know what to do so she starts doing woman things like makeup and not knowi #ng how to drive etc. before realizing that you don't have to do any of that stuff to be a girl and she can just be herself and finally feel #comfortable in her own skin with this piece of identity she's been missing #before it's revealed that she was actually never afab and draxum was thinking of donnie the entire time but they all already knew that #but it's too late the egg is cracked #<- i remember that being my favorite episode of penguins of Madagascar

[dollkisses05]

Sleeping so I can see him in my dreams💕

#lena writes #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #gatekeep gaslight girlboss #this is what makes us girls #just girly things #whisper girl #i want him #i love him #i miss him #toxic bf #boyfriend #girlhood #sleep #too real #relateable #real #text post #text #locally hated #lana del rey #daddy issues #cinammon girl #obviously doctor you've never been a 13 year old girl #older man younger woman #older men <3 #girlblog #female madness #female insanity #female hysteria

[bbbeowulf]

MY HALO MOONFLOWER REF FINALLY CAME INNNNN!!!!!!!!

THIS AMAZING WORK OF ART WAS MADE BY MY DEAR FRIEND LOVELY PROMISE AND IM TICKLED PINK OVER HOW IT CAME OUT!!! She even included a png of the cutie marrrkkkkk 🥹🥹

Everyone, if you’re looking for AMAZING MLP art and an even MORE AMAZING MLP artist to commission from, Lovely is your gal!! I’m so happy with how this came out eeeeee 🥹🥹🥹🥹

#THANK YOU SO MUCH LOVELY YOU ARE AMAZING MUAH MUAH MUAH KISSES YOU #Lovely never misses god I love this woman #epitome of talent #she’s great. everyone should commission Lovely #not my art #mlp ponysona #art #mlp art #mlp #my little pony #mlp fandom #mlp g4 #mlp oc #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp ocs #my little pony oc #my little pony ponysona #ponysona

[mporium]

#carmy x claire #carmy; `i feel like a missed a lot'(i have never felt the touch of a woman) #claire the bear #the bear spoilers

[lionblaze03-2]

mousefur and longtail are both asexual aromantic in some sort of qpr relationship with one another. Do you get it do you see my vision

#They’re life partners. One does not want to be without the other. But romantic and. The other kind of feeling are totally void from it #Is it still a queer platonic relationship if it’s a man and a woman that are ace/aro? I THINK so because the ace aro is the queer part #So that’s what I’m calling it! #when I was a kid I saw them as a romantic couple because I was very. Dense and basic on my views of things #(Ie I didn’t know gay people existed until I saw it in Undertale) #BUT. Mousefur is very obviously ace aro. And longtail also never takes a mate or has any romantic involvements or kits #So as an informed adult™️ I think this fits much better #Also I had forgotten about the fact mousefur was the one who first mentioned wasting prey. And that’s what made longtail go back #And get crushed by the falling tree. FUCK dude that’s so heavy #Imagine accidentally killing ur life partner because you said out loud you didn’t want to waste food #All this over a shrew? Was it worth it? I miss you. I’m so sorry. #HHHHHHHH #AND they’re both vaguely xenophobic! Made for each other 😔💖 #I can’t remember if longtail gets better or not post. Getting his shit kicked in by baby firestar #About like. OTHER kittypets. But I KNOW Mousefur doesn’t #Is it still asexual awareness week? It is right?? Happy week aces!! I bring you… qpr cats #warriors #warrior cats #mousefur #longtail

[age-of-moonknight]

Variant cover for Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #25 by Frank Miller.

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Moon Knight vol. 9 #Moon Knight 2021 #moon knight comics #let’s get this other bread #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #warning: personal feelings/opinions inbound because whoo boi do I never miss the opportunity to rag on Miller #generally #what is this dude’s problem??? #I d o n o t c a r e if The Dark Knight Returns revolutionized the comic book industry #was it really for the better what he revolutionized the industry into??? #the islamophobia alone is already an unforgivable offense but I simply cannot forgive All Star Batman & Robin the Boy Wonder #or the fact that the dude is seemingly unable to write a comic unless it contains a woman being backhanded/derided #I was going to say I remember really enjoying Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man (Vol. 1/1976) no. 27 #but then I remembered that Miller just did the pencilling for that while it was written by Bill Mantlo #anyway I had a lovely time at a local comic book store yesterday (where I !!! managed to snag among other issues #the last copy of MK’s hellfire gala variant!!!) chatting with the shop owner about how he cannot for the life of him get this variant #off of his shelves while everything else sells out #anyway sorry y’all I try not to harbor any ill will towards particular writers or artists or I try to stick to #‘this particular artist’s/writer’s work just isn’t to my taste’ but #…this is decade’s worth of evidenced behavior yo