STATISTICAL “WHICH CHARACTER” PERSONALITY QUIZ
rules: take this test and present who you got as the characters most similar to you!
i was tagged by the exceptional @eoieopda and @kimchokejin <33 thank you lovelies!! here goes:
i'm only familiar with about 7 or so of these but i believe i have been diagnosed girlboss and my god, i'll take it
tagging: @cordiallyfuturedwight @aprylynn @dokyeomin @monismochi @jiminsproof @pauls-mccharmly @banghwa @spicyclematis and anyone else who's interested!!
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This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).
What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).
It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.
John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.
-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate
Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...
Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.
I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.
Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy
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“What is this warm feeling that Juiz gives me?”
Like, we’re ALL thinking it’s love. And it is! It’s definitely love! But.. is that an accurate word to describe it? Surely there has to be a better word, something more than just “love”.
Because how do you describe a love that keeps a man sane for 455.4 billion years? That keeps a man witnessing the death and creation of a planet over and over again just because he won’t leave his partner alone?
How do you describe a love that can fuel a weapon capable of killing god? That gives a woman enough anger and vengeance to halt the sun itself?
How do you describe a love that never wavers or falters and remains steadfast over billions of years?
Where do you even begin?
“Love” is a powerful word but holy shit, I’m not sure it’s enough to describe what they have.
“What is this warm feeling Juiz gives me?” Good fucking question, man. It’s definitely love. But maybe it’s more too. God damn.
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"oh hey how ya doing?"
im doing just dandy, im just frothing at the mouth over GAY RODENTS of all things and launching into the planning of a multi-chapter fic about said gay rodents.
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