#throws money at you!!!!!!!

[milfpopplio]

the real reason kieran doesnt have a phone is because all you would see in your notifs during the start of the epilogue is

#arven sending you that sweet sweet inheritance money #(who am i kidding they probably gave him one dollar and some pocket lint) #i spent way too long on this #jealous arven is so cute i need to drench him in milk and throw him at a wall like a webkinz plush #i got halfway through this meme before remembering FUCK KIERAN DOESNT HAVE A PHONE #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon arven #pokemon kieran #kieran pokemon #arven pokemon #mochi mayhem #pokemon sv epilogue

[miaoqing]

opened a fic.

"just a heads up, i have never read or watched svsss and all my knowledge comes from fanfiction and reaction videos"

?????????

this enlightened me tbh . it must be a way more common occurence in this fandom that you'd think which would explain sooo much ...

#svsss #bingqiu #sqq #lbh #sj #sy #like im begging you PLEASEEEE read a book #and don't throw money issues at me all mxtx works are literally sooo easy to pirate #(not that i would know ofc) #miao

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 6 #old fashioned murder #oy vey... #idk whether this was in the original script or if elaine may (who script doctored and directed) added columbo getting his nails did. #but it's so good. and of course Smooth Hair Columbo is not real and cannot hurt you #btw 25 dollars is 127 in today's money which. i mean if you were to throw in a full pedicure and a shave would be a pretty fair price #wish they showed him getting his hair shampooed like a poodle at the groomer's

[theorderofthetriad]

as much as the episode is fun, i do think calypso's birthday is the point at which the show irrevocably fucked up ed's character arc and by extension the rest of the show

#get the feeling the ofmd writers never had a shitty boss that tried to pretend they weren't a shitty boss by throwing parties #''i think you managed to turn the poison into positivity'' i think you just got your employees drunk with the money they earned for you #santagno

[tequiilasunriise]

bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship

#i love how lenore stomped over ready to throw divorce papers and also hands #and annabel just kept getting more and more into it liKE GIRL PLEASE!!! UR ASS IS GETTING BEAT BUT NOT IN THE WAY U WANT IT LIKE GIRRLL #girl please read the room and understand that Lenore is about to rip full custody of Morella away from u #ANNABEL LEE STOP GETTING TURNED ON MID DOVORCE CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE‼️‼️‼️ #all of the passerby and spectators stopping n staring at these two like #‘?????? did we- did we miss some LORE™️ or smth????’ #oh to be part of that crowd who got to witness the full blown break up #in my peripheral I see some disgruntled hands exchanging money #apparently half of the academy had a bet wherher or not these two disasters were secretly fucking around together or not #some swore by their second death that white raven was DEFO doing some shit together #while others believed em to just be old fashioned enemies who are complete douches to each other nothing more nothing less #the ppl who betted them to be nothing more than fierce as fuck enemies/rivals. well. well i mean you TRIED ig. i mean u tried WRONG but hey #at least you still tried #nevermore webtoon #nevermore neverwhore #white raven #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee whitlock

[bloodsbane]

i think what ticks me off the most about recent changes staff have been making to tumblr is they keep insisting it's necessary bc they need to draw in and retain new users or they're NEVER going to keep things going, so their solution is to... add a bunch of annoying and unintuitive shit that A) isn't going to appeal to anyone, let alone new people, but also B) piss off the existing user base.

like, im sorry, between the two demographics who do you think is going to ACTUALLY care enough about tumblr to use it every day and pay for things like no ads, or your merch based off decade old memes? i give this site the 5 or whatever bucks it takes to get rid of its stupid ad posts in part bc they're annoying but also because i have been on this fucking webbed site for 12 years! and i don't mind giving it some money to keep it running. BUT. not if that's paying for staff's ability to add more useless/convoluted/unappealing features that dont have MY user experience in mind

#banebabbles #i will be with this site until it literally disappears but Still. #all that bullshit about how these are necessary changes bc you HAVE to make things intuitive to New Users is so bogus #first of all they're not intuitive anyway. like who the fuck would think to click on Empty White Headers #but secondly of all it really feels like throwing old users under the bus #yall really so thirsty for tiktok teens huh #THEY'RE NOT GONNA GIVE YOU MONEY. TUMBLR ISNT TIKTOK. AND THEY'RE LIKE 14

[greywolfheirs]

Hey @ those of you with access to The Magnus Protocol early episode releases who maybe weren't around for TMA early releases, there are a couple things to know

First, you get early access and that is for you and others who paid for that. Posting spoilers where everyone can see is kind of undermining that entire concept and making you paying extra almost a moot point. However, exciting stuff is happening so it totally makes sense that you want to talk about it right now immediately, and feel free to join private message groups and discords for that!

On tumblr there's a special tag (#tma vague) where you can post VAGUE things like context-free spoilers or just you screaming into the void (a popular one is a post that's just like: the magnus archives sure is a podcast!). Looks like people are already using #tmagp vague so that's cool to use too :)

Anyway, just a friendly heads up for new Magnus enjoyers! I know you want to talk about the cool stuff, but you're paying extra for this stuff and posting about it for people who haven't paid kind of takes away the value of what you paid for

(Edited bc apparently the RQ discord got shut down :/)

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tma vague #the magnus protocol early access #im wording it terribly but i promise im just trying to be nice lol #you paid money for this! i dont want you throwing that away! #also note ive been outside rq fandom for a while lmao #and by a while i mean since MAG200 dropped

[skipp3r]

a bunch of rich people playing dress up while rafah is being carpet bombed is distopian. It’s fucking disgusting

#I want to throw up #Every single celebrity who goes to the met gala is evil to me im not even joking #You dont have anywhere else to put your money #Nice #Rot in hell #palestine #rafah

[fangomango]

John dory was the one to leave and say "goodbye forever"

Yet he was the only one to come back

#trolls band together #trolls 3 #dreamworks trolls #trolls dreamworks #trolls john dory #john dory trolls #jd trolls #trolls jd #follow for more simple observations that don't deserve any of the attention it gets #i look up at the sky #tell you its blue #then you suck my dick while throwing money at me

[thecrimsonjaguar]

i think when it comes to the F+C finale it's important to see where the writers were coming from. And it's easy to do that, the lesson/moral they gave simon is fairly clear: Simon needs to appreciate his life because Betty sacrificed so much to get him here. alright, cool, that's good on paper.

I do Also think that the execution was poor.

up until this point, the crown has represented/could be viewed as many things. Alzheimer's, substance abuse, and anything else people have called it. In this series, a newer interpretation has arose: Suicide. And I'm certain the writers were aware of this. Depression and suicidal ideation are such strong themes in this series that they can't NOT be purposeful.

So their attempt at teaching Simon to appreciate Betty's sacrifice can ALSO be read as: Simon, the suicidal, on the verge of a relapse-man, gets put into a body of a child, (and that is very powerful imagery that does not help, actually) and is told nearly expressly that he fucked up in his relationship with the love of his life. He is told he should have sacrificed more for betty. And he says to himself: "Maybe i wouldn't have even found the crown". Basically it's simon pinning the blame on himself for his 1000 year curse on his mistakes with Betty. Which of course can be read as Simon's self loathing but the show does nothing to refute his statement, which i also have issue with. Simon putting on the crown was stated to be a Mistake. it was an accident. No matter what, the crown cursing him Was Not His Fault. Ever. It's not Betty's fault, it's not Simon's, it. was. a. Mistake.

regardless on if they should or should not have introduced these new flaws into simon's character, having simon learn his mistakes like This feels. icky. to me.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #at spoilers #at fionna and cake #I've been thinking about what I would do to change this #because i feel the need to put my money where my mouth is #i cant just say “this needs to be written better lol bye” #i need to prove that alternate ideas WOULD work #and right now my script has actually deleted casper and nova entirely #because i don't know how to keep them #casper and nova were really fun ideas #and the execution was fun too #but i cant seem to make the whole “simon possessed shermy and plays casper and nova” plot point work with my rewrite :( #will accept any suggestions if anyone's got anything! #another thing about the lesson simon learned #is that it -in universe- could have backfired so badly #simon could have Doubled Down #simon was already so depressed and prepared to throw his life away for someone else #and then he gets confirmation that “Actually. You Didn't Sacrifice Enough.” #Simon lets betty go in the bus scene #but what if he just... failed to learn the lesson she was trying to show him? #what if he goes “you're right betty. I should have sacrificed more for you like how you did for me.” #“i can't sacrifice anything for you now. i'm sorry. but for fionna and cake's world... i still have that chance.” #sorry im in fucked up thoughts land #at thoughts

[karamazovanon]

i think the recurring theme of dostoevsky's that will always destroy me the most is when despite how much a character wishes and yearns for it, they continuously refuse pure and unconditional love when it's offered because they don't think they're worthy of it (and then hate themselves even more for turning it down). it will ruin me EVERY TIME

#and yes ofc theres a ton of theological implications there but i think its way more powerful as it stands between characters #its most obvious in raskolnikov denying the love of Literally Everyone In His Life and nastasya & prince myshkin #(<- im only like halfway thru the idiot still SORRY I HAVE NO TIME TO READDD) #you can also see it in lise smerdyakov and ivan to a certain extent #hell even ilyushas dad rejecting the money #like this recurring cycle of self loathing and self isolation that are ENTIRELY SELF IMPOSED DESPITE THEIR LONGING FOR IT. ohhhhhhhhh my god #it gets me SO BAD EVERY TIME #maybe its just the larger theme of self destruction in general bc that also always makes me lose my shit #throwing myself into the abyss head first and heels last and am even glad that ive fallen in such a degrading posture and consider it #flattering to myself etc etc #boy i die. #anontalks #the self hatred in ruslit goes fucking HARD!!!

[disneydatass]

Made a magnet from this post

I added a dragon symbol for Mulan and a water symbol for Mizu as well as the titles of their respected show/movie! I think it goes well on my mini fridge🥰

#calling all artists! I desperately need a cool Mizu mulan shirt or better yet an enamel pin I will throw my money at you!! #I was going to make this into a shirt but I didn’t like the spacing on the chest #it would be cooler if the symbols were on the sleeves long length style but idk how to do that #or if there would be copyright🧐🧐 #pokemon/wb have already taken down so much of my shit bc of iit lol #anygays #mulan #mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #blue eyed samurai #fa mulan #disney mulan #blue eye samurai #lgbt #queer #genderqueer #genderfluid #lgbt+ artist #akemizu #where is my mizu x akemi or mizu x mulan merch I so desperately yearn for?!? #p l e a s e #mizu is mizwife

[ann-chovi]

@antidotesprout LOOK WHO ARRIVED!!!

(Actually he got here in Wednesday I just wanted to frame the adorable doodle you included aaaahhhhh)

Chadelure sitting cutie plush is the PERFECT SIZE for him!!! And his little coat???? And hat?????? Absolute perfection.

If you DO end up doing Warden Ingos (after you take a well deserved break my goodness) I am so ready to throw money at you

#also idk but if you are ever up to doing like- customs??? i would absolutely throw even more money at you for a plush of Mari #this style of plush is so cute i could cry #not my art #plushieplushieplushieyay♡♡♡

[bruciemilf]

I like to think that Battinson almost constantly breaks Talia's back, -- not in a sexy way, but in a " this tiger thinks its a kitten " way. They hug for the first time and he pops her spine

#brutalia #bruce wayne #talia al ghul #im willing to bet money when they train together she throws him on the floor like a raggedy shirt #and he has the nerve to stare at her with those bambi eyes and whine and pout because he lost #and expects her not to pin him. which is FINE. but his goddam thighs are wrapped around her waist and stopping her blood circulation #idc pegging this mf is an Olympic sport. talia's the tired one. but don't feel too guilty. she was all #' when i tell you to sit on my face - fucking SIT ON IT. SIT. LIKE A CHAIR' #shes down bad and deserves it #dc #dc comics #also wheres my sugar mommy brutalia aus like??? #text

[bunnymothmartyr]

"how do i deal with my bpd friend" call them the most fallen of angels and give them 50 bucks it is actually not that hard.

#real bpd haver #borderline personality disorder #in need of 50 bucks i dont need #it would fix me btw #bpd is actually really easy to deal witj if you have like a fuckton of money #“you cant throw money at the problem” watch me #if ur friend is like noooo dont give me the moneyyyy #u just give them #the bpd mind is feeble and angelic #beautiful #even #im going thru it in these tags

[arcanewonder]

we all have our demons.

#the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 render #fumi #*nick #*audrey #*hancock #fallout save #*casually rolls the squad out for fumi's save* #when a freezer pop + old world money + grandpa toaster + very high raisin walk into a bar #i posted this after getting ready to throw my pc out the window while trying to get my skin textures to work for fo4 #please click the picture for hq #i beg you #audrey is from tales from the commonwealth!! #it's a really good mod that has a prequel one in fo3! #fumi is the ss but is shaun's aunt instead of mother