#to me!!

[yippieitsarvensart]

It's my birthday ^_^

#happy birthdayyyY!!! #to me!! #say it back. #digital art #art #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland #twst sona #twst yuu #twst wonderland

[liesmyth]

you know teen Jamie wanked to those posters. And now he gets to fuck his posters, lovingly, and I think that's beautiful

#ted lasso spoilers #TO ME!! #ted lasso #RJK

[hypervoxel]

Enough discourse, I wanna post about headcanons

The Vees are a polycule to me, but in a way that I can't even explain without an entire slowburn fanfic (stay tuned. I'm a slow writer). But I will try.

Velvette:

I do adhere to the lesbian Velvette headcanon. She's dating Vox and still occasionally joins Valentino for a threesome with him. When she first joined the Vees, Velvette used to identify as bisexual (and still loves the bi flag colors the most) and all three of them used to date, before Velvette realized that she's a lesbian.

She and Vox are still dating, and they have an open relationship.

Vox:

Vox's response to Velvette coming out was, "So you're breaking up with Val?" Yes, his pronouns are he/him. No, he's not a man. He'd long shed the fleshy confines of humanity and gender along with it.

Vox is aspec, agender, autistic. To me. He's sex favorable of the 'I want to do it for my partner's enjoyment' flavor. Watching from cameras brings him just as much enjoyment, and he watches everything and everyone, living vicariously, a voyer through the screen. As a result of that, he's so so touched starved, but his sense of feeling is muted (the consequences of betraying flesh in favor of the machine). Soft touches to his synthetic skin don't really register, his sense of feeling restricted to mostly pressure and pain, so he's become a bit of a masochist in response because that's something physical.

Valentino:

He just likes sex. He chases pleasure in any form he can find, dopamine rushes from numerous drugs, orgasmic release, the rush of power from crushing someone underfoot. Anything and everything, he'll try it all. And none of it is really enough, so he'll never stop chasing more.

Valentino doesn't consider his relationship with Vox romantic, even if Vox totally does. They're friends, sure, business partners, absolutely, and fuckbuddies wherever Val is in the mood for it. But romance isn't Val's thing. That's hard work, and Val saves romancing for potential new hires he wants to sign a contract with. What Vox and he have is also written down on a contract, joining their businesses together too closely to be parted without blood, but it's not the same. Not to Val. So, he wouldn't call Vox his boyfriend, but he also wouldn't correct anyone who said they were. Vox is someone he can let his guard down with, one of the few people who would never want to get out of the contract their names are signed on. They work well together. That's better than any romance you can get in Hell, Val thinks.

Val and Velvette are catty besties. Pan/Lesbian solidarity and hostility all in one.

#the vees #hazbin hotel vees #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #okay i hate typing official tag. we're done here #not done with rambling in the tags tho #ace Vox vs Alastor having wildly different experiences with their sexuality so that even tho they are the same sexuality‚ #that only drives them further apart. is something that can be so meaningful #to me!! #also human Vox in my own little headcanon world had So Many body issues that becoming a TV was an improvement to him #but it's hell so he's still disconnected from his own body by the fact that his skin isn't flesh and doesn't feel #the nerves he came to hate have burned away and the fibre optics glowing inside of him are cold‚ unfeeling light #and now he would rather feel pain than feel nothing #he's rewired his sensors so that pain becomes pleasure - or as close to such that he can feel #velvette is the newest vee of course and she was dropped right in to Vox and Val's situationship #and she quickly found out that Vox doesn't just like watching - he also likes being watched. it was not shocking discovery #he likes her watching Val and him fuck‚ he likes Val watching her fuck him. #and he loves cuddling at the end. she loves it too. they can be so soft. i can make them be soft >:3 #so import to me that their relationships are so fucking toxic tho. they're soft and they're horrible <3 #Ace Vox

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

free my man i don't know if he did that i wasn't looking at the screen when he allegedly did that

#this is about #lalo salamanca #to me!! #i missed the him setting that guy on fire completely

[boggyboats]

Society trying to get me to see the errors of my ways: This your man? 🤨

Me: That my man 🥴💘

#I am delusional #but I don’t care because he is so babygirl #TO ME!! #his character is important to me okay? 😠 #I’ll admit that I wish after you marry him they didn’t give him that nasty room with his beer in there #because he’s supposed to be recovered and better (unless that’s pop or something?) #but that’s why I have mods because it expands his character more 😍 #I have mods for everyone tbh 💀 #I’ve played stardew so much I know everyone’s lines at this point- so I got me some of them fancy mods #makes everyone more interesting 😍 #mod community of stardew valley- thank you 🫡 #stardew valley #sdv #sdv Shane

[toadstool32]

Sonic is like batman

#to me!! #ac

[eggs-can-draw]

And a happy birthday!!

#eggs can speak #to me!!

[strangehorticulturist]

ik ppl think of elan as suletta's comphet crush but suletta is literally just bi to me

#sulemio has that bi - lesbian sapphic bond. to me #TO ME!!

[sideblogforcrimpy-plus]

Having a lot of feelings about S1E18's 'Somebody's Watchin''

#prime Reid fic writing fodder #it's got Moreid reading (and Derek looks at him at the end and says he's playin' and Reid just pauses then continues #it can be read into like 'obviously. doesn't dignify response' as well as #'hm yeah. i forgor bc sometimes it's owie. moving on then' bc Derek's hhh Something in the first season) #but most mostly #people are babying Spencer and then people are going 'no he's got loads of Game so Shut Up #i think that episode and how he responds #to me!! #shows he doesn't get romantic with people often though wants to even if he doesn't initiate much maybe #and also that he's not fully clueless but he's not fully comfortable with romance either #where comfort is confidence I mean (those two are holding hands but not the same) #anyway I like to think Spencer went 'yeah. relationship with people hard bc work. relationship at work? conversely might he easy 👉👈' #he'd be so fucken wrong about that but #that's okay #crimpy re-runs #Criminal Minds

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

bruce wayne is an aromantic asexual gay man.

#TO ME!! #also been toying w a transfem hc. in which case she is a lesbian

[ghosthosters]

Can’t believe I haven’t posted this!! I love my Boy.. This is a redraw.. of a redraw! And I’m sure one day, It will be a Redraw of a Redraw, Of a Redraw! How long until it becomes a tongue twister!?

#noriaki kakyoin #jjba fanart #jjba kakyoin #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo fanart #jojo part 3 #stardust crusaders #art #fanart #he is transmasc #to Me!!

[bloodfreakcastiel]

the biggest ketch transgression to ME is him being the cause of cas and dean’s marriage falling apart in parachutes by chaoticdean

#that's just me tho #that's really why i can't stand the guy #to me!! #mine #*txt #supernatural #spn

[basslinegrave]

i love when something is done in fanart and then a same or very similar thing happens in canon

#im thinking of very specific things like artwork from pre 2010 and similar thing happening in a game 10 years later #also thinking about ship things #so basically someone draws something as a shippy thingy and then they put it in canon not necessarily shippy but it translates as such #to me!! #thoughts are being thunk

[undescribed1mage]

Thinking abt that one 5ish month old tgf edit to Judy's Time To Cry

#cause now it's kitseys time to cry #kitseys time to cry #cause Theo's come back!! #to me!! #Tgf #the goldfinch #boreo #the goldfinch book

[ravenkings]

#making big purchases on my phone gives me anxiety ngl #i think i find it less trustworthy for some bizarre and irrational reason #twitter

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

#mine #tumblr #boop #don't get me wrong I love booping but. hm