i think arthurs big blue coat could save me
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Happy Fat Cock Friday to Nikolai Krol and the absolute MONSTER that he is hiding in those jeans
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that one youtube short made me think abt lifting up chilchuck to help him with whatever, be it figuring out traps, to protect him, reaching higher places or visibility and it being extremely awkward for him cuz. well. you're picking him up and you keep holding him afterwards
`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ SOCKKKKKKJZJXKXJKXK. THIS. him taking a few moments of silence at realizing you haven’t stopped holding him and hearing him go, “…you can set me down now.”
you realize you’ve had him in your arms this whole time and bashfully put him back on his feet. he walks off before you can see his expression but he’s definitely flustered with those reddened ears pretty awkward about it. maybe later you feel so bad you apologize for maybe being a bit too much and he waves it off like “eh, whatever…” yet he’s still thinking about your arms around his middle. HHHHHH
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im in stormhaven on my main, and I went to talk to Gloria and she was like “Unless you count chasing after Darien when he goes on a tear.” and your Vestige is like “are you two…. together now?” and she gets so offended like “no, no. what would give you that idea?” and “he needs a babysitter more than a wife.” etc. and then she hits us with “besides hes about as faithful as a bread stud only he doesnt have the looks.” and I SWEAR TO GOD HE TURNED AROUND LIKE “I HEARD THAT!”
IDK WHY IVE NEVER HAD THIS INTERACTION BEFORE BUT HOLY SHIT IM LOSING MY MIND.
homie looked so offended i stg. didnt say a word just glared at her like “stop it youre ruining my chance.”
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A post that you intended to reach only a couple mutuals blowing up WAY past your circle is the most Frightening experience. It’s like when you’re laughing with your friends in class and you say some wild shit at the exact moment everyone else happens to go quiet. Like damn I was just trying to speak my truth and now you’re all staring at me
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🖤🤍💜My Space Ace denim jacket is finally complete!🖤🤍💜
Cresent moon and they/them patches are from shopluna.co.uk, the rest are from aliexpress.
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Today on Bones’s “yes and”ing of the dpxdc discord: I sit in a circle of candles shaped like a pentagram for the hell of it
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boop :)
I WOKE UP TO LIKE 100+ BOOP NOTIFS LMAO
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Relevant to the foolish crew design questions,
Who's your favourite to draw and why?
[My bet's on Blaza because you genuinely remind me of him (im fairly afraid that this is Blaza running a Tumblr account)]
(Who knows, maybe he is 😉)
But to be quite honest, tbh is my favorite design (that ive done) the mix between human and crab was fun to play with!
Hes so fun to draw!
(Adding the long floppy ears just felt right)
The crab part i added are:
. Shell
.appron (like a turtle plastron but for crabs)
.tail (crabs have tails!)
. Claws that change into hands
. Crab eyes (obviously)
. Tmnt like feet but with claws (sandals are a must
I did the same with meme
(This went so off topic)
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((...ah regrettably the boop feature is on main blog only so HOOLLO *boops you, boops you, boops you*))
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why didn't anyone tell me you can preheat your bed using your electric blanket?! would have gotten one forever ago 😭
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