#top of the morning to you

[flowerishness]

Prunus spinosa (blackthorn)

Prunus is a genus of shrubs and trees that includes plums, cherries, peaches, nectarines, apricots, and almonds. A lot of them have white flowers and a lot of them bloom in the spring. This species, (probably) Prunus spinosa, is in my neighbor's back garden. It seems to take the approach that 'more is better' and is totally covered in these snow white blooms.

Blackthorn was brought to North America by British settlers and it's very hard, dense wood was at one time used to make Irish shillelaghs (a cross between a walking stick and a hefty club). As a food crop it fails compared to many other members of the genus but it sure knows how to turn on the charm on a sunny, spring morning.

#flowers #photographers on tumblr #blackthorn #spring flowers #top of the morning to you #fleurs #flores #fiori #blumen #bloemen #Vancouver #Canada

[dinosaurwithablog]

Top of the morning to you and a Happy St. Patrick's day!!!! What's green and sits my the pool? ....... it's me, Paddy O'Furniture. 😉😍 have a great day!!!

#st. Patrick's day #green #top of the morning to you #bad st Patrick's day joke #happiness #love #celebrate responsibly

[purelle]

I drew this on TOP of my notebook

Look at me go

#im at the TOP of my game #id like to see you try to TOP this #call me jacksepticeye #TOP of the morning to you #did you see that horror movie with the creepy hand? #TOP to me! #that one doesnt really work the movie is called Talk To Me #im getting off TOPic!! #i cant sTOP! #i cant believe ive sTOoPed to this level!!

[jjspina]

Happy St. Patrick's Day! May God be with you!

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#Corned Beef and Cabbage #Happy St. Patrick&039;s Day #Irish Blessing #Luck of the Irish #Reading #shamrocks #St. Patrick’s Day #Top of the Morning to You #wearing of the green

[egophiliac]

Okay so I've been wanting to tell you that you're literally my favourite twst artist 😭🩷

So my question is, how do you manage to come up with these funny comics? CUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

(P.s: Lovin' the art style ✨)

oh geeze, thanks! 💚💚💚 I'm really glad people enjoy my stupid sense of humor; mostly I just draw things to make myself laugh, and if it makes other people laugh too, then bonus points! usually it's just one joke or mental image that gets stuck in my head (every time I saw Fellow spin his cane, all I could think about was him go-go-gadgeting away on it...) and in my quest to justify it, it picks up other jokes and bits along the way and usually doesn't even end up as the main focus anymore. entire narrative arcs have spun out just so I could use a single bad pun in a throwaway line. this is a terrible way to explain it but I'm not sure how else to put it into words!

and sometimes it's just "weird things my sister has said that I make fun of her for"

#twisted wonderland #reposting old art but i will never not make fun of her for her incredibly pretentious opinions about the local mall's architectural design #yuu listening to malleus be weird about buildings is supposed to be relateable right #that said this is also the only place i get to talk about twst so it is also just...a lot of my thoughts spilling out everywhere #(sorry other fandoms) #(i have spaces where i can debate the various merits of himeno/rita versus morfonia/rita) #(the correct answer is that rita has two hands but i digress) #but where else can i talk at length about these anime disney dipshits who have flawless eyeliner and zero emotional intelligence #me at the top of my lungs: you don't understand that's his DAD #the group dm: w...what are you talking about #there's gonna be a few posts today sorry #gotta get some stuff out before the update tonight/tomorrow morning/whatever happens and becomes all i think about for the next week

[rodolfoparras]

SO I JUST GOT OUT OF THE FNAF MOVIE

mike is Most definitely a man who whimpers

he buries his head into the pillow, soft sobbing because he hasn't felt this good in so long while you softly stroke his cock and/or finger him while whispering praises into his ear

-🌷

Ok but hear me out…

Brat!mike who loves to rile you up with his mouth and will only ever shut up once you shove your cock down his throat, forcing him to keep you inside his mouth for as long as possible, til his jaw aches, throat burns and there’s a puddle of drool on the floor. Another way to shut him up is to grip his throat while he rides your cock, you’ll watch the stubbornness bled away from his eyes and get replaced with desperation as he furiously taps at your thigh.

Brat!mike who likes it rough, whether it be having little to no prep, blowjobs that will have tears spilling down his cheeks and face turning visibly red or til it feels like he’s being speared onto your dick, will even let you put mascara and lipstick on him just so that he can visibly see how you’ve ruined him

Brat!Mike who’ll prevent any noises from escaping his lips as you’re fucking him. Even with ropes of cum painted all over his stomach and hole all puffy and red he still won’t tell you how good you’re making him feel. You can even have him tied up while holding a vibrator against his dick and he’ll still manage to stay silent as a mouse, which only manages to drive you crazy

Brat! Mike who’ll purposely stop while in the middle of giving you a blow job or while riding you just to tease, only for you to yank at his hair or hips and shove him back down onto your dick

Brat!mike who loves to rile you up just so that you can have heated make up sex, will even go as far as to moan the name of someone else while you got your fingers or cock buried inside him, wont stop with his little act til you’ve fucked him so dumb he can no longer speak or think

Brat!mike who’s alright with being denied orgasms but loses his mind at being denied a kiss, you’ll have him whining and whimpering within seconds to put your lips on his.

#sugar I could literally kiss u rn for sending this and giving me inspo thank u sm angel I wrote it this morning so I’m posting this now and #going to bed anyways I hope you enjoyed the movie sugar cube MWAH #mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #Mike Schmidt x male reader #mike schmidt fnaf #Mike Schmidt fnaf x male reader #top male reader #dom male reader #sub male character #bottom male character #fnaf movie #x male reader #male reader

[obsob]

something something i am made up of multitudes

#mine #original #ough kittie.s...little kitties #ive been busy n tired so no fancy drawing #we r heading.....to the city im getting my top surgery at today... #surgery is TOMORROW. okay #im like not nervous about the surgery im more nervous abt being reliant on my mother jfdbgfgfdj hmm #this morning she was like why are you in a funny mood and i was like i NERVOUS and she just said nothignn gbkjbgkjbgjkre #if my child was nervous about life changing surgery i would maybe say something to comfort them #anyway #anyone in their early 20's living w their mother deserves some kind of medal #shes like insane. shes asked me three time if the breast tissue will. grow back? no? it will not???? #she use to be a NURSE #whatever #keep me and my insane mother in ur thoughts i may lose the will to live in the next coming weeks

[bigfatbreak]

in which Felis Furvus and Coccinella 'meet' Nekydallon for the first time after Marinette overuses the butterfly miraculous, and Pavo gets to use his special move, fowl song.

#this is for all my homies who've been woken up by guard peacocks fucking screaming at the top of their lungs at three in the morning #if you live in the midwest you know #my art #tw blood #villains au #villain au #long post #this got out of hand. it was a doodle kfgjngfh

[nateezfics]

hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))

#i had to take a couple of hours after watching this to process #cuz this was A LOT #the morning bare face beauty 😩😩😩 #whyyyy does he have to look so fuckable when he’s JUST BRUSHING HIS TEETH #the one button the arms out the forehead the bare face #UHHHHHHFGGGGHH #I’d give this pussy to him every. fucking. morning. #ok and then him showing the shot of him getting ready in just the tank top #OUCH #THAT WAS PERSONAL #the ARMS #FUCK ME SIDEWAYS #*inahle* HIM DRIVING !!!!!!!!!! #the ultimate boyfriend content #he looks HOT behind the wheel #the road head I’d give this man🥴🥴🥴 #…..him in the gym #him leaning back just reclined looking all ridable #wanna straddle him and ride his shit SO BAD😩😩😩 #he made sure to show off his arm too🙃🙃🙃 #THE STUDIO CONTENT I AM LIVING #the cap while he’s driving at night🫠🫠🫠 #so hongjoong when you gonna propose like #I’m ready 🤨💍 #hongjoong hard thoughts #ateez hard thoughts #joongie #☕️

[fence-time]

Sigh @thehappyromeo

#fence posts #zedaph #hermitcraft #hermitblr #this combined with that postabout how people should start drawing zed with his canon tit size… #I’m just giving the people what they want #I undid his top surgery . like Prometheus #every day he cuts them off every night they grow back (I draw them on <3) #can you tell I’m tired #it’s 2 in the morning this is rushed and my head hurts #I think I will start drawing him in more off the shoulder jumpers #he deserves it <3 #okie I’m going t9 bed.

[bamsara]

idk where that post is that talks about the casualness of queer love just existing in public but the feeling of hearing a woman say 'my wife' or some guy saying 'my boyfriend' while telling a story and it being nonchalant and not needing elaboration is something i cannot decribe because that was not common ten years ago

anyway I'm watching the news and the guy news anchor is talking Live about how bad the flight cancelations due to weather are and telling a story about how him and His Husband were stuck at an airport for a while and I am filled with love

#sara shush #might delete later but yippee #if anyone wants to know who im talking about its one of the news anchors on NBC news #if you look at their Morning Top Headlines on youtube for December 28th today youll see what i mean #and it is nice #its just a nice feeling

[sopuu]

combining the lukas has slow mornings headcanon with jesskas

they kiss again under the cut btw. just in case you don’t want to see that. or in case you do 🤨

#the file name is gay ass morning #kissing twice in one post?! more likely than you think #can you tell that this started as a small doodle and then i spiralled #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm fanart #mcsm jesse #mcsm lukas #jesskas #my doodles #on another note sorry for the lack of art aside from the occasional sketch for asks! #i’ve been so incredibly busy balancing like. 3 projects plus a summer course (which also has a project that i mayy post when i’m done) #and travelling AND moving on top of all that augh #i’m managing tho!! it’s just been wild #sopuuart

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Okay I'm assuming most fannibals have thought of or seen posts talking about "how does Hannibal have time for literally everything he does (murder, work, cooking, driving, manipulations, etc.)" and I was just sitting here thinking, "yeah how does he do all that but specifically when does he get household chores done? This man has a big house. When does he mop the floors and dust his samurai armor and scrub his toilets?" Which just got me thinking, what if Hannibal Lecter has a housekeeper?

Like, we see he has the money to hire a bunch of extra chefs and waiters for his dinner parties, so I don't know why a housekeeper wouldn't be acceptable. I can see him having one and telling them to stay out of the pantry because he's meticulous about his food storage or something (but obviously he just doesn't want them finding the murder basement) but just imagine the possibilities.

What if the housekeeper was the only one at the house one of the times Abigail escaped the hospital in season 1?

What if the housekeeper overheard one of Hannibal's dinners (like imagine they overheard the dinner that Alana, Hannibal, and Will have in season 2 talking about boundaries and relationships and all that)?

I'm just imagining all the possibilities of experiencing the things that happen in NBC Hannibal from some random mundane person's point of view.

#the comedic possibilities are endless #imagine if the housekeeper wasn't let go before mizumono and showed up the next morning #only to learn that sweet European man who pays really well and is generally unproblematic as an employer #is the infamous cannibalistic serial killer at the top of the FBI's most wanted list #what would you do #hannibal

[merakiui]

Reading your tags on the courtroom post, and we have live reader reaction:

LOL there's Deuce who prepares for the debate with notes and talking points/arguments, and then there's Ace who is confident enough to think he can just succeed through improv. I like to imagine that, if it's for you, they will do anything and everything they can to save you. They were so determined to come to the player's aid during Scarabia book, so perhaps they prove to be worthy saviors. <3

#twisted chit chat #heyyy11 #i need to write more for adeuce orz #i like to imagine ace is one of the top candidates for fwb #because he doesn't want anything serious but then he ends up falling for you #he's so obviously in denial about it too #cater comments about how he's straying into boyfriend territory with some of the things he's doing with you #and ace adamantly denies it: 'what? a guy can't make food for his friend in the morning??? gimme a break cater 🙄' #and cater is like 'i never said that acey :) a guy can make food for his friend sure but you're not doing that are you?' #ace storms off with a red face because he was genuinely trying to put together a nice breakfast spread for you hehe :3c #not just toast and some oatmeal or something like that #he was trying to cook for you <3 #ace you're in love and it's showing :)

[jellyfishdoodler]

Man I cant wait to break in this new sketchbook! I wonder what I'll draw on the first pa- Oh.

Septicart Party lets gooo!!!

#jacksepticeye #septicart #top of the morning coffee #hey TOTM if you see this call me I can do cute logos /half joking #my art #sketchbook #septicartparty

[raycatz]

I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.

What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?

In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.

So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #alrighty! now for my answers- #for the ranch question I think it varies which is why I'm asking in a poll. What do you think happens most often though? #each answer is a fun scenario so it's difficult to choose #but I think they'd try to act politely around Malon and Time for the first couple visits with straws or rock paper scissors #or showing generosity by offering the bed to someone else. (I bet Malon saying they're charming is quite the incentive #for more possible compliments. The chain as a whole would want to prove her right xD ) #Once they're more comfortable in the house though I can totally see Wind and Legend making a mad dash for it while Wars yells after them xD #Wind probably ends up sharing with Four a lot since they're the littles #or Wind snuggles in with Wars Legend Wild etc #Wild and Twi/Wolfie have claimed the spot on the floor by the fireplace. #For inn rooms / castle rooms / camping - I tend to group them by how they're grouped a lot already #but a lil mixed up #Time - Sky - Wars are the good rest trio. they want a good night's rest please let them get their beauty sleep. often joined by Four #Wars goes between this group and wherever Legend is depending on how chatty he is that night. #Twi - Wild - Hyrule are snuggle/proximity buddies #Legend is attached to Hyrule's hip or sets up near Warriors to gossip and gripe. I can also see him setting up near Wild #in the eye of the storm as it were or just an interesting place to be. Wild and Hyrule can get to chatting about everything and anything #so if Legend wants background noise (Hyrule and Wild podcast omg)- #or a conversation he can be half a part of and jump in and out of while getting ready for the night or in the mornings- #this is a good place to be. add Wind and things get a bit more chaotic. #Wind gravitates to Wars and Legend too when curious and chatty. He gravitates towards Time when he wants something calmer. #Four tends to be near Sky or Twi or to Legend's group for the same reasons #I can see Four and Twi having a little book club going during downtimes where they talk about what they're reading. Sky likes to listen. <3 #Wind thinks they're nerds but so is he and he can't resist a good story so he orbits and sometimes settles in and peppers questions. #it's funny that Time Sky and Wars want to sleep the most but Legend follows Wars to chat (and ends up bringing people with him xD ) #there could be some conflict there oooo #Twi is by Time #it's almost a circle but with clusters of sleeping bags near on top of each other and filling the gaps