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symbiodyke · 2 years
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my partner found a dead baby bird on the sidewalk yesterday. they picked it up and took it home in a dog poop bag.
later, we chose a spot in the garden underneath a vine maple tree to bury it.
I wasnt prepared for how teeny tiny this little creature was. its round button-sized eyelids were closed. it had bright blue feathers with black and white patterning peeking out of the soft pink skin covering most of it. a baby, smaller than a plum.
we had eggshells drying on our windowsill for powdering, and grabbed an intact half to gently place the baby bird inside. it was right to us for the baby bird to rest in one, since it hadn't spent much time out of its own egg.
we dug a hole with our smallest garden shovel. the first scoop of dirt on top of the baby bird was the hardest one.
so yeah. that's it. we filled up the hole, then placed a good sized rock on top so the dirt wouldn't get disturbed by other animals. we also wanted to remember the exact spot.
i'd like to paint a grown up bluejay on the rock soon.
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tyrantisterror · 1 year
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The Terf Queen said more heinous shit and listen I’m trying to channel my anger into writing so something positive can be made of it but it was just... really upsetting this time, I mean she did it two days before my fucking birthday it feels personal I know it’s not but jesus, so I’m going to make a bitchy post after midnight because fuck.
YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS HARDCORE ABOUT HERBY PORBER?  HOW FUCKING BORING IT MADE WIZARDS.
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Look at this.  Look at these fucking characters.  They look like fucking fashion models.  They look like they’re about to walk the goddamn runway.  There’s not an ounce of whimsy or fantastical shit here.  These fuckers look like they’re about to announce the start of Universal’s Dark Universe movie franchise, right down to the unnecessary appearance of Johnny Depp.
Wizards in Henry Pansly’s Adventures in Centrism are, with rare exception, people in mostly regular outfits who occasionally point a stick at things to zap it with a laser.  Everything about them is so... toned down and grounded, as if they’re afraid to let wizards look silly.
But looking silly is what makes wizards fucking awesome.
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Look at that fucker, with his extravagant beard and big elaborate bathrobe, floating in fucking space over a dragon rising out of an exploding volcano.  It’s ridiculous, it’s ludicrous, it’s fucking awesome.
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Pew pew sticks?  Fuck that!  An unleashed wizard floats on hexagonal geodes while shooting GODDAMN LIGHTNING from his GODDAMN FINGERTIPS!
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Even mundane shit is rendered ridiculous and magnificent.  Look at this gaudily dressed son of a bitch as he ponders his orb.  Just hanging out with his cat looking at a cool sphere, no big deal, but the theatrics!  the drama!  It’s positively splendiferous, fuck!
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Oh you thought I wouldn’t include some sick Rankin Bass pics while talking about aesthetics in fantasy fiction?  Shame on you, of course I was gonna pull out good ol’ R&B.
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We gotta bring it back!  We can’t let this stand!  We can’t let wizards just be guys in vaguely fancy clothes with pew pew sticks!  They gotta be ludicrous and silly and over-the-top!  They need to shoot lightning from their fingers and cackle madly while holding glowing orbs and rising above a mountain into the heavens themselves while dragons fly underfoot burninating the countryside!  We gotta make them FUCKING CAMP!
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I want to BEHOLD THE GODDAMN WIZARD!  I want wizards to feel like they belong on the side of a van of some shitty heavy metal band!  I want wizards who reside on black velvet paintings and in crappy pewter sculptures that cost as much as a used car!
I WANNA SEE SOME REAL, QUALITY WIZ BIZ!
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gardenerian · 11 months
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new to this amazing fandom and imposter syndrome is raging thru me. any advice on how to take the plunge and create? or do you think all the well known creators here are already established?
what makes a fic great and a 'classic? regular updates? being active on socials? i posted once and was basically ignored so im scared now and in my head.
sorry for all the questions
× imposter anon
hey there 💓 welcome to the fandom! this is a brilliant, silly, LOVING place, and i am so glad you're here! i'm sorry you're feeling a bit unsure, ty for coming to chat with me 🫂✨
first, i'll say that NO, i don't think there's a cap on creators here. what i love about this fandom is that it's constantly growing and evolving - almost like it's breathing? there are new people who have just binged the show, fans who are reconnecting, and goobers like me who will never let go 😇 no matter what, we are here to gobble up words and art and thoughts and FRIENDSHIP!
honestly, i think the trick for me was connecting. i joined shameless tumblr in 2019 and screamed into the absolute VOID before i started interacting with others. once i started reaching out and talking with others, it was easier for me to share my writing or find the encouragement to start making gifs. there is a BIG focus on community here, and i find that people are so eager and generous with their energy. we WANT to cheer you on and champion your work! we WANT to beta and read and give advice/tips/love.
so i would say not to be shy (easier said than done, i know!), and to share your beautiful self! a lot of users have tracked tags, which is a good way to share and connect. i track #gardenermel (sometimes i am bad at looking, but i'll always get there!), and i'd love to see what you've been up to. and there are many others who love to see creations this way! if you feel comfortable, you can reach out via asks and strike up conversations! all of my friendships here started this way.
there are plenty of ways to get started! fandom events are especially useful for trying things out. depending on what you'd like to create, you could check out @galladrabbles @gallacrafts @gallavichmeta @shamelesscreatorsnetwork @gallavichprompts... there's a yearly @spicygallavichcollab and all kinds of events hosted by @gallavichthings. honestly, the list goes on! these are excellent resources for sharing creations, and a great way to meet members of the fandom.
there's also a host of discord groups associated with some of these initiatives! check out the blogs for links. plus, the big ol' gallabitches server (18+). you'll find a lot of us there, and it's a lovely space to chat about your creations (and everything else!).
as for fic classics, i think that depends on who you ask! there are certainly some fandom staples, but what's great about this space is the WIDE range of interests and ideas. people have put these guys in every single situation, and we continue to be fucking psyched about it. as long as ian, mickey, and the whole damn gang feel true to themselves, i am (generally) fucking here for it. i don't post regularly AT ALL, but i still find that people are so lovely when i do. there's no race to be won here, fandom is about ENJOYING yourself. so i say: please keep trying! drop me a link! i don't catch everything and i WANT to see what yall are doing!
i hope this helps, even in some small way. i know coming into a new fandom can seem daunting, but we're all here for the love of it, and it's so fantastic to keep sharing it! 🍅
anyone else have thoughts? i love you!
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ricihh · 1 year
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Happy one-year anniversary of my FafTakElma's Wip! Started January 4, 2022 and so far not finished—a great reason to celebrate, of course!
Oh. Do you want to hear the word of FafTakElma?
Then let's go!
This is the dynamic I imagine for them:
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I just love them together and understand that it may seem strange due to their lack of interactions in the anime, so here I will talk more about why and how they work (or almost work, at least).
Almost all of their interactions are taken from Elma's spin-off manga "Elma OL Nikki", so if you haven't read it and don't want to take spoiler, I recommend stopping the post here—the same warning for the main manga, that there is a spoiler from recent chapters (but not so much).
The Takiya x Elma dynamic
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They are the typical trope of co-workers to lovers. Even in the anime they are shown getting along very well in the work environment and complement each other in the scenes where they appear with Kobayashi. A friendly, but not so intimate relationship. But it is in the spin-off that we see their real interactions; Elma as an outgoing, cheerful and somewhat silly woman with Takiya, a very patient and very nice guy. Elma is usually shown asking Takiya for help, asking him questions so that he can answer them, and trying to help him (even if most of the time the attempts are completely unsuccessful). As a harmony dragon, I feel that Elma has a natural potential to get along with Takiya's calm and friendly spirit. They would surely reel for a long time in this friendship until Elma, with her terrible dragon social tact, confesses to him. Sure, Fafnir would be very jealous and defensive that Elma was invading his space and pulling Takiya into more social activities (and that's what I'm writing about), but in time I think they would come to an agreement to share Takiya harmoniously and consequently become friends.
Spoilers for chapter 113 of the main manga!!!
I know that the long arc that wrapped up around these chapters is about Elma's arranged marriage and the implications of a polyamour/love triangle between Kobayashi, Elma and Tohru, but I'm not a big fan of that dynamic, much less this arc of the manga. I like hc Tohru and Elma having a past relationship, but I don't think they have a good romantic dynamic in the current moments. Good for those who ship the three of them together (it's a cute ship for sure), but not for me. What I took away important from these chapters, however, is the implicit confirmation that Elma is polyamorous. She suggests several times to Tohru a polyamory between the three of them, even though Tohru doesn't seem willing to share Kobayashi.
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And so we come to the end of chapter 113, where she returns to work and confesses to liking Takiya too! He is quite stunned (as you can see in the picture) and as much as this is completely dismissed (as is almost all the information in this manga), you can see how much her innocent nature makes her love everyone. And that's very cute. I think that in the right way, they could work out very well in a canonical setting.
Fafiya is my main ship, though. If Elma and Takiya were to stay together, I would prefer polyamory, which is impossible to happen. Even more so in the manga, where Fafnir barely has any stories focused on him or in which he appears at all. The Fafiya moments delivered to us in the anime are completely original, directed by the sadly departed director of Dragon Maid. So it's something to think about.
Chaos Dragon meets Harmony Dragon
Now, I don't ship Fafnir x Elma. They wouldn't work romantically from my perspective, however, they would make great friends! In the manga mostly they have no meaningful interactions, but the spin-off is filled with moments of them and the dynamic is GOLD. Because of the difference in their natures inherited by their factions, the comedy they create fills the scenes with joy and good laughs. They are true opposites communicating; Fafnir with that edgylord aura with a ray of sunshine that is Elma, but who at the same time share one thing in common: ignorance about human topics. The innocence of both of them in that regard is so amusing, it is as if they could understand each other for a moment. If they got on good terms, the polyamor relationship between Takiya, Fafnir and Elma, no matter how much Fafnir and Elma were not romantically involved could work just as well. I have even more pages of their dynamic (which are not few) since there was an entire chapter dedicated to this duo, but unfortunately tumblr has a picture limit.
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There isn't a topic for Fafiya because it's pretty obvious why they work and why they are one of the healthiest couples in anime. They are still my OTP and I love them as a couple, although I would like to see them with Elma in an OT3. Takiya is great at dragon taming (no pun intended), so I feel like he would know how to balance his two opposing dragons and put them on good terms without forcing the bar and always giving Fafnir plenty of room. They are dragons, so the prejudice for that kind of relationship is non-existent.
They would still have their challenges, but at the end of the day it's a ship that I really appreciate and wish I could introduce to people.
Thanks for reading!
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So, this is it! At the time of writing, this is the final Bugsnak to talk about. And it is a significant one, to the point that I actively consider it a spoiler. There’s no way to be sure if there will be more Bugsnax in the future, but the Bigsnax update feels to me like it truly completed the game, and this one has such a sense of finality to it and its circumstances that I feel this is truly the Final Bugsnak.
So, obviously, a big spoiler warning for this whole post! If you have not played Bugsnax and discovered every Bugsnak yet, this is your warning! If you have seen them all and do not mind both snak and story spoilers, then come... join me.
So. Ever since the launch of Bugsnax, there had been plenty of mysteries! At the end of the game, we do learn more about the Bugsnax and why they do what they do, but we never learn exactly their origin, or how they came to mimic snacks in particular. We still don’t know, and that’s all well and good! Not everything needs to be explained, and I like it better that we don’t know everything.
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The BIGGEST mystery, though, was that of the Triplicate Space. If you went out of bounds specifically in one area of Boiling Bay, you would be teleported back, with an error message stating “The Triplicate Space is not yet available to you.” Now what in the DANG could this mean? No one knew! There was nothing similar in the game to suggest anything, and the developers would cheekily feign ignorance or dance around the subject when asked. It felt like there was an equal chance of it either being some kind of major foreshadowing, and that we would one day be able to access this mysterious space, or of it just being a big ol’ joke.
Then the Isle of Bigsnax update came along.
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Well whaddaya know! Hidden in Broken Tooth is this mysterious key, and the use of “space” in its description makes its purpose obvious, and I’m telling you, the feeling I got when finding this was indescribable.
I don’t want to spoil much. This really is something you should try to experience as firsthand as possible. But the Triplicate Space is unlike anywhere else in the game, a place where you do NOT belong, where you learn things you are NOT supposed to know, and even some new mysteries, as well... and what waits for you at the end?
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It’s this silly looking coffee mug with two handles! Why does a coffee mug have two handles? That’s just not realistic.
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CAPPUCCEETLE
It’s because those aren’t just handles, they’re legs! This little snak was just taking a nap, and when it notices you, it flees. Well you better go catch it!
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Doing that is no easy task. Not at all. First of all, you cannot catch it in the Triplicate Space. This is a snak that goes where it pleases, and that means it will run freely across the entire island! It’s the fastest snak alive, and can even run on water like a Jesus. This isn’t a Jesus, though, it’s a Joe! It is nicknamed Joey Quickbeans, and no I am not going to tell you the context of that. Sorry.
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Evasive snax are no problem, right? Just set up a Trip Shot and let it get stunned, right? WRONG! You silly goose riding in a caboose! Cappucceetle cannot be tripped. It will just cheekily zip past the wire, taunting you as it does. And if you scare it away, off it will run to a whole other area! That little scamp! What are you to do?
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You will have to rely on help from other Bugsnax! The only way to stun Cappucceetle is to have another snak do it, and there are options in any area it might end up in. Taking advantage of its love of chocolate, you can lure Cappucceetle into the path of an aggressive snak to get it knocked out! If you really want to overdue it, you can even summon Megamaki to do the deed. Whatever you do, though, there is another trick- putting the Trip Shot aross the exit to the area will prevent Cappucceetle from escaping!
With that, I have gone over all 112 Bugsnax here on this blog, and now I have to say... a very wonderfully happy anniversary to Bugsnax! Even if it is not as constant in my brain as it once was, it remains my favorite game ever, and will always be so special to me. It really messes me up that it has been TWO YEARS since the game came out, and I’ve been thinking about it for even longer! Whether there is more Bugsnax on the horizon or new projects entirely, I am very thankful to Young Horses for bringing us this wonderful game, and look forward to what they’ll do next!
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sparksnevadas · 1 year
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Hello Sparks!!!! I just realized i forgot to do my usual 'post-chapter freak out in your inbox'.
I feel like it's a given to say it was incredible, but it absolutely was. The way you're able to pull off switches in tone so well is astonishing. I was screaming over every part of this chapter.
Mumbo's powers (which to be fair aren't a secret anymore, but a further view of them in action? !!!) and unsettling silly guy villain Keralis? The reveal that they bombed Doc's party and put themselves in peril because Bdubs can't be bothered to read letters and Scar doesn't check his email? Spectacular. The Mumbo Ough was great, and the reminder that everyone at the function knew Grian as Poultryman is so fun.
I know it's already been mentioned but,,, the parallels. I am going to tear my hair out. The way Scar allows both Mumbo and Grian to see him at his lowest and weakest, trusting Mumbo to shave his face and letting himself finally break down to Grian,, and how in-between them he's so unflinchingly vicious and coordinated? How he can go from his all powerful supervillain facade at Doc's party, pressing a knife to a potential ally's throat with steady hands and well rehearsed threats, to the Mayor's office which is so terribly unorganized and genuine that it hurts, letting himself slip in Grian's arms? Something about Scar's two sides and the persona of the villain he puts up to seem strong in order to continue being the mayor where he can actually help people and put his true intentions forward. Something. I don't know I'm too busy screaming because SCARIAN KISS!!!!!!! IT HAPPENED!! THE SLOW BURN SLOWBURNED (slowburnt?) AND WE'RE HERE!! I read it and had to stand up and walk around my room for a minute.
I'll try and make the last things I'm being insane about short so this ask isn't crazy long.
How as soon as Grian wakes up his first instinct was to jump in front of Scar and Mumbo, using his injured wings as a shield against the guys who had just absolutely pummeled him? God. (And how they cut holes in the jacket and put his wings through? Crying)
REN?? Gihasm rendoc crumbs? I'll die. On the spot. (Also, for the flower Doc was wearing, was it Keralis that gave it to him? Or Ren's favourite or something?)
Since both Keralis and Scar are mayors and Villains, I can't stop thinking about how funny it would be if X was also a villain, but just extremely terrible at it. He keeps getting caught and people can obviously see it's him but he just goes ''No, of course not! That was my twin! My uh, evil twin! Evil Xisuma!"
ALSO CUB CRUMBS! The first pseudo-dialouge from Cub in the story! I'm absolutely vibrating. I rotate gihasm Cub in my head frequently. I can't imagine him finally being broken out and told that his mostly inept brother has not one but two boyfriends and stole both of them from the hero association.
Also, is there anything that no one has mentioned or noticed you would want to (and can) share? I absolutely live for all the little details that you put in
Hi Scopop! No worries, youre under no obligation!
Aww youre really sweet! I worried a little that the scenes went too fast to feel connected or worth it, but i really wanted to explore all the new characters a bit. Glad it worked well!
I could say what his power is? If you want/if its unclear?
But yeah keralis’ power also took me off guard! I sorta knew i wanted one where he could shift/morph his body bc that could explain why hes a little uncanny (his big ol’ eyes) to look at. I started writing a villain using shadows and realized, hey! This has gotta be keralis! His power makes him a little off putting and undectable— more than once doc has been jumpscared by keralis sneaking into his office and reprimanding him for cursing or not sleeping enough.
And of course, the emails… i mentioned in another chapter that X had been trying to meet scar for a while + that scar doesnt meet with politicians. At that point i had already decided that keralis was going to be a mayor too, with him and etho subtly pushing doc to form an alliance with scar (etho bc he wants to help bdubs, except he didnt tell bdubs he was doing that)
Ough.
I love parallels i love symmetry i love making small details matter,,, i mentioned this in another ask but scar being vulnerable and trusting grian finally allows grian to see him as… well, as a human. When youve spent so much of your life deciding someone is bad bc of one side you see of them (reinforced by everyone around you), you realize who dont see that person for who they are. Sure, grian had caught glimpses of scar’s personality before, but now he’s living in that reality. And… he likes it. He likes scar, and the way he asks for help and protects his own wholeheartedly. He sees a whole person, who loves loudly. And he wants a little more of it directed at him.
… i need to move on, i could spend too much time psychoanalyzing grian in gihasm.
Anyways. Scars right though. Villains like a scene. Doc just wish it wouldve not stopped his party? He was introducing a new recruit to everyone!
The slowburn slowburned. Yknow, literally a few days ago i was wondering if gihasm deserved that tag bc its so clear to me/sveryone that theyre in love. But uh. I suppose ill keep it <3
I wanted the kiss to be absolutely unexpected and i wanted it to be sugar sweet. Im so so so glad people liked the surprise. Grian can love just as strongly as Scar if he lets himself. Thats our first direct hint of it. But like you point out, grian already loved scar before realizing it. Standing between doc and scar/mumbo with no armor on and a too-bug suit jacket? Only letting scar get close when he was losing consciousness? Yeah. Boys in love.
They ended up having to wash the stuff off of grians wings, hence the dampness. Mumbo and scar both have noticed grian’s own home remedy for making clothes fit and they went ahead and cut open to suit (probably with the same knife scar was threatening doc with, actually). Doc, btw, called a time out bc despite everything, he respects poultryman and doesnt want to burn (literally) that bridge yet (figuratively)
Rendoc crumbs :) the flower on docs suit was meant to represent that he has a lover— and then him touching it while talking about ren was supposed to connect those two dots.
Honestly that would be hilarious! Wish i had thought of it. But alas, i have a short backstory on x that im hoping i can put in somewhere. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Cub my beloved. I hc him as aromantic/asexual (or at least on the spectrum) and i imagine he gets out, sees scar with two boyfriends and goes “what.”
(To grian) “Werent you a hero?”
Grian shrugs.
“…Okay. Well anyways Scar-“ very nonchalant.
And yes!!! Thank you for asking if there were any other details. Ever since i got this ask ive been thinking of what to mention (also sorry for the delay, was VERY tired when i first got this)—
SO. The new recruit doc has is Iskall! Thats why the pronoun changes. Iskall is shown talking to Cleo (Osiris) at the very end as they’re leaving. Its his first time at a Doc party and hes so nervously excited! :D
Anyways thank you so much for the ask Scopop! Always a delight to see a long comment/ask (but of course dont feel pressured). Glad you liked the chapter <3
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tanmono · 11 months
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*slides in* Hi! I'm Lorei, nice to meet you!
I've seen your post about interacting with others, so... I thought that I may let you know that when I saw you reblog the meme I've posted on my writing blog, I audibly gasped -- behold, this cool person whose translations I've recommended to people just yesterday saw my silly meme AND forwarded it.
I struggle with anxiety too. It's a... Oh. Well. Only swear words come to mind, haha. But, yeah, it's very hard to deal with. Sometimes posting itself can feel hard.
Even still, there's plenty fun to be had all around. I hope you'll have a great time <3 And that this wasn't too sudden ^^""
Either way, have a nice day/night!
nice to meet you, lorei! i’m lumi. (´。• ω •。`)
omg please, i’m not that cool, i am a simple girl, you’re making me blush! haha, i just couldn’t resist when i reblogged that meme you posted, it gave me a big ol’ laugh 😂😭
and yes, i have a hard time interacting on this website because of my anxiety but i’m trying to overcome that because i just want to support and gas up all the beautiful people here! (including you, of course) i don’t have anything to do here other than translating and rambling about my oc.
thank you very much for your time, in fact– i was really happy that an amazing person like you sent me an ask! ♡
same goes to you, and i hope we have chances to talk in the future! (⌒‿⌒)
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ultimablades · 1 year
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For the character ask game: Sanson, the one and only, obviously! Or if you've already answered for him, how about Alphinaud? :D
I’ll do both because I love both of these characters!!!
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[vibrates at a frequency b that could shatter glass] I love him a normal amount.
1: sexuality headcanon: gay gay homosexual gay
2: otp: Guydelot is the love of his life — i always imagine that he wasn’t trying to find a relationship or didn’t have a lot of interest in them because he was so focused on his duty and his goal of creating a bard unit that it was very “that’s something that will happen later in life,” so his feelings for Guydelot are unexpected and also hit him like a train
3: brotp: the WoL once again lol but I also love his relationship with moogles??? They are his little friends???
4: notp: the WoL lol. I make jokes about Nourval having a crush on Sanson post SB just cause Sanson was nice to him but he knows it won’t go anywhere and I think it’s funny to imagine him being frustrated by a silly lil crush. But I don’t actually ship them.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I think Sanson is an okay singer. Not great like Guydelot, probably not good enough to be a bard. But he’s better than he gives himself credit for and will sing with Guydelot when they’re alone
6: favorite line from this character: it’s hard to choose one but the first ones that came to mind were him saying that he’s nervous but knows things will be okay with Guydelot by his side, him telling us to tell Nourval Guydelot is in a drunken stupor, and him saying he needs to write the view from the churning mists down so he can share it with Guydelot 🥲🥲🥲
7: one way in which I relate to this character: I related to him a lot tbh which is probably why I always headcanon him as a September virgo…sometimes I’m like there’s definitely a lil projection going on here but—
But I think a big one is getting so focused on small details, it’s easy to lose sight of the bigger picture, which I think he does a lot in the HW quests
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: him walking right into Nourval’s very obvious trap…baby girl please
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? He’s Mon petiti Chou, he has never done anything wrong in his life
Alphinaud:
My baby boy, my son who I birthed and raised myself
1: sexuality headcanon: gay but he hasn’t realized it yet
2: otp: he’s only 16/17 so I don’t ship him romantically with anyone, he’s too young…but I think his big ole puppy love/idol worship crush on estinien is cute, and I think he has a lil crush on Arenvald too (again, very much in a baby’s first crush on someone who’s older than them kinda way)
3: brotp: I do really love his friendship with Arenvald and I wish we got to see them hanging out more! And his friendship with Kai-shirr is sweet too
4: notp: basically anyone who is an adult LOL but especially an adult who is twice his age
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I’ve always thought he was a trans boy
6: favorite line from this character: hmmmmm i really like when he tells Vauthry he needs a mirror cause it will capture the horror he sees before him better than a painting could. Imagine getting burned by ALPHINAUD
7: one way in which I relate to this character: when we first meet him, he was very much a know it all who thought he knew best lol. I was really bad about being a know it all when I was younger and I try to be mindful about those tendencies in myself now that I’m older
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: the entire buying a sword incident…baby boy please
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? If you look up a picture of a cinnamon roll, it would just be a picture of Alphinaud
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babygirldennis · 3 years
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This shit is fake bby!!!
Here she is.. My masterpost of all the dumb, illogical bits of info contained within these s15 “leaks” that make me fairly confident they are complete bullshit. It also includes my little tinhat theories that have absolutely no evidence.
I will be putting it all under a Readmore in case you don't want to risk it or if you simply Do Not Care
First up, I'd like to point out that these call sheets repeatedly give very detailed backstories to characters that have few lines which conveniently paints a picture of each episode's plot. And I'm not an expert so correct me if I'm wrong, but after looking at other similar casting calls, they only ever include the demographic and necessary skills.
Basically who in their right mind would write up casting calls that give away so many spoilers? Seems like that could cause and issue if they were leaked lol. But anyway that's my 1st point. But onto the actual content
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So the conceit of this episode as a whole is that during the pandemic, the gang "gamed the system" and received three (3!) Loans to start businesses that went bankrupt. One of these businesses is implied to be the one started by dee and charlie who end up selling to Qanon shaman. Already this is so impossible baby.
1. We've already seen the gang try to get a loan and it didn't work. They don't have good ideas. Ur telling me, they managed to finagle 3 separate loans for 3 separate business ideas from an actual bank?
2. Maybe I just have bad reading comprehension but how does one have a business that is both fictitious and bankrupt?
3. If the customer is supposed to be Qanon shaman, an actual real life guy, why are the only descriptors white and male? They say he's shirtless so are they going to paint on all of the tattoos he has? And if so, doesn't that kind of ruin the dramatic reveal when charlie "throws in" the viking helmet? Why would he do that anyways? Sus.
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Alright this episode would fucking blow for obvious reasons but im going to refrain from looking at this through my gay dennis thruther lens because im biased.
Purely from a narrative standpoint, a woman hasn't been shown to be interested in dennis in nearly 5 years during the wade boggs episode. Ever since, every single woman he approaches has been actively creeped out by him. And now I'm supposed to believe that 3 "smart, passionate woman" (In Their Twenties!!!!!!) agreed to go on a date with him? And Anna even slept with him! Just because he what? Agreed with her? I'm not buyin it.
Plus the concept of this scenario lacks any potential for comedy. When iasip gets political, they always discuss a very specific topic using hyperbolic situations and flawed metaphors. If this is supposed to be a political episode, what ultimately lukewarm point would rob be trying to make here? So far we know they're ranting about
The patriarchy
Privilege
Socialism
No more personal responsibility(?)
The... nature of power in society(??)
How on earth would an episode like get approved? This shit sounds like a Ted talk. It sounds like it was written specifically to sound like a political episode so boring and pointless it would generate outrage and mile long essay posts from Tumblr users and reddit users alike. Almost like this one lol.
On a completely unrelated note, do not try and convince me that Frank "casual cock ring wearer" Reynolds is unable to perform.
Jeez this is getting out of hand fast. Let's move on
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Ok now we're starting to getting into the Ireland of it all. Let me go on a bit of a tangent here about all this.. Now I thinq there are just 3 possibilities. Either this is all a publicity stunt and there is some truth to the Ireland rumors, the entire thing could be bogus from some weirdo fan (ps, if a fan did write this I want you to know I fucking hate you. You did this to me), or it is a publicity stunt but Ireland is just more bullshit.
I am going to assume it was a publicity stunt, otherwise I just wasted my entire evening and I can't have that kind of mentality rn. Additionally, I'm Going to tinhat here for a second and say that the Ireland rumors are true, but the details are different.
I say this because if they were going to do filming in Ireland, they probably figured that that information would be impossible to hide. In essence, my completely unfounded hypothesis is that this leak was their fucked up little way of controlling the situation while simultaneously messing with us.
Ok tangent is over, returning to the casting calls. From the looks of it, dee starts a "scam" acting class and has some very devoted students (Note that Tony was also the name of the porn shop owner. Seems weird!) Presumably after the gang replaces her with a monkey as the title suggests.
Honestly, there isn't too much here that's a red flag to me... seems like a nice little dee-centric episode that is the link to the Dublin angle. Assuming I am At All right, this could be a genuine plotline for Dee. However, the monkey could be a red herring and there could be a whole different side plot with the guys. who's to say. Next one!
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Ah yes this is the dennis we all know and despise.. no red flags for me here really, I'm also running out of steam because idk if it shows, but I am majorly sleep deprived atm. Anyway I'm going to the next one
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Okay this is where things start getting weird again ough a migraine just hit, anyway back to my earlier point about how casting calls would never contains major spoilers bc the people who see these wont be under any kind of NDA..
These ones reveal that bonnie dies. Again, that info wouldn't be in a casting call.
But also they suggest charlie has a irish penpal named Shelley who is his biological father. First off charlie is illiterate, although as pointed out by @undeadbreeze shelley could also be communicating in symbols. However, this scenario is still unbelievable to me for a couple reasons:
1. Bonnie's last name is Kelly obviously, and we know it's her maiden name because Jack's last name is also Kelly. But Shelley's last name is... also Kelly? In the context of this big ol hoax, it feels like it was written to show that look! his last name is the same as charlie's! That's how you know that's his dad! But It would be way too big of a coincidence if charlie's dad happened to have the same last name bonnie.
And 2. There's the whole mystery of charlie's long-lost sister from 'charlie got molested' but never any mention of a brother which according to this, shelley has been pretending to be his brother for years. And we all know how much rcg loves their continuity, it seems uncharacteristically lazy to just tack this on without any prior buildup.
And finally let me talk about mac for a second and specifically the line in gus's summary "both are gay men who are attracted to the priesthood for all the wrong reasons"
Iasip has commented on pedophilia in the priesthood many times in the past which leads me to believe that they are implying that mac is a pedophile? Please let me know if I completely misread the implications of that statement, but if not, then that is completely insane and one of the biggest indictators that this is fake. Mac is awful, just like everyone in the gang but he is definitely not a pedophile.
However even if i did completely misread that, it's still proof this is fake.. For all his faults, Rob put a surprising amount of care and effort into mac's coming-out. It hasn't been perfect, but Mfhp in particular firmly established that mac's faith is integral to his identity so Its unlikely that rob would throw all of that away for a cheap shot at priests.
Ok my brain is irradiated sludge at this point, but in conclusion. I hope that 1. I'm right, at least about it being fake (Otherwise damb that'll be so humiliating for me) And 2. This eases ur fears a bit. I don't want to lose all faith in future seasons bc I love iasip and miss the gang. If you read this far youre insane but I literally love you so goddamn much because I spent so so long tapping this out on my silly little phone
Please feel free to add on or message me your thoughts and opinions I need to know I'm not the only one who uhhh went a bit insane. And finally: whoever made these is a cunt. Mwah.
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grips u and shakes u. i am so late for this but i will not be deterred!! listen i love your volo portrayal SO FUCKING MUCH words are hard but you just nail his character so damn well and the way you write him is just so special and nice i love it. i love it. there's just Something so special about the way you get his voice and character down into all of your writing with him and!!! it's so great it's a delight to see your replies every single time. also the way you write down his little silly lying ways into even pre reveal things??? chef kiss
GINTER AS WELL BECAUSE GRANDPA IS GREAT AND YOU WRITE HIM SO WELL??? even with SO little material in canon you make him so distinct and your hcs for him feel so in line with him i could see them as canon so easily. love how well you got down the tired old man that has seen Shit but cares even when he pretends he doesn't. you do all of this so fucking well. i care him thank u for writing him
›   ❝  report card, but brutal honesty edition.
AND HERE COMES FAE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR THE DOUBLE PRAISE...........
I HAVE TO PUT THIS ONE UNDER A READ MORE BC IT GOT RIDICULOUSLY LONG........
i feel like i sound like a broken record with how much i keep saying thank you so i'm sorry for saying it so much 😭 but thank YOU. sincerely. from the bottom of my heart. i say this with full honesty when i say that like... people's support really keeps me going. i tend to doubt myself a lot with writing, and namely with a character as popular as volo whose... popular fanon opinions i tend to heavily disagree with, for the most part, as if my 500000 page metas didn't make that obvious enough. because of that, i usually tend to lean towards self-critique and i sometimes wonder if maybe i've got it all wrong, and i often worry my frequent rambling and ooc posts come off as obnoxious and in a sort of soundproof room of me never stopping in running my Big Mouth about this blorboayga from my myths. i've also been out of practice with writing for a few years and my rust is immeasurable, so coming back to writing on tumblr made me indescribably nervous. all of this encouragement really brightens my spirits a whole bunch; just hearing simple things like 'hey, we like your writing funky magic man' brings a smile to my face. :')
EITHER WAY thank you, sincerely, i'm really glad my efforts into trying to write all that i can into him don't go unnoticed! i always worry on sneaking in showcasing how he's lying into pre-betrayal stuff, because i think to myself 'well, maybe i shouldn't? would it be more impactful if i cut it from this writing, to make it more unable to discern if he's being genuine or not? does telegraphing it like that cheapen it? am i telling, rather than showing? or should i keep it, to show the double nature of who he is? is it better for the impact?', so knowing someone appreciates that definitely helps with easing some of those thoughts!
and with ginter, thank you so much again! i wouldn't be exaggerating when i say picking up a character with next to nothing with them and fleshing them out has always been my specialty: i think my last long-standing muse had maybe.. my god, six lines total? in canon? and like, thoughts from the characters around them that i just worked off of, and somehow, it worked. so i'm glad that you enjoy him, too: i think he's a character with a lot of potential, and i was a little sad when he wasn't anything more to him other than just idle shop dialogue. i hope in the dlc, we might see more to him and what's up with him, since volkner's a fan favorite: until then, i'll keep on trucking with grandpa, and developing that sweet ginkgo lore... and amassing the angst with good ol' volkner, of course, because the stuff we've talked about with them Gets My Ass. :')
and before i sign off: to you, fae, i give my praise as well!! as i said with morty, i think ingo and emmet are difficult characters to pull off. being the popular fandom darlings of the 2011, it's easy to water down their characters or shove them into tropey boxes, but you put a lot of charm into ingo and a lot of thought that goes a long way! he feels very natural, and wonderfully pulled off! you really dig into the depth that pla gives him too, and while he bounces magnificently off of morty's emmet - kudos to that too! their relationship feels very natural - you guys manage to strike them as individual people who can stand on their own, while also being the most important character's in each others lives and highlighting how important their bond is. a two car train!!
and i've also mentioned how much i love your volk in dms, but seriously, you made me care for the big lug who i didn't spare a second glance usually because he just wasn't my type of character. that takes a lot of skill, and i can't tell you how much i commend you for it. full speed ahead, and don't lose your spark!
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FBI OPEN UP, UR UNDER ARREST FOR BEING WONDERFUL AND AMAZING!!💞💞🔫U may not know me and I may not know u, but it's Thursday [Check my pinned post to fully understand🙃😊😔🔫] I'm gonna scare everyone aight– anywaYS, if u r taking request, how about nekoma and shiratorizawa with a foreign manager? If u can do it, have fun writing!!💞💞
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hi!! omg thank u for deeming me fit for ur surprise request game!!! im 🥺🥺!! my requests aren’t open but i decided to do this because,,,,im soft for shiratorizawa </3 (i didn’t end up doing nekoma but i hope this is still okay!) thank you for taking the time to request btw!!!
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#pairing ー shiratorizawa x gender neutral! reader (platonic)
#warnings ー none uwu
#wc ー 1.1k
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▪ oh, you're in for a wild ride with these guys
▪ they will bombard you with questions about your culture and language
▪ and by they, i mostly mean tendou :/
  ▴ he'd probably just ask you to teach him curse words and stuff tho </3
  ▴ oh tendou, you silly goose! *80s laugh track intensifies*
▪ it wasn't that the others were disinterested in you, because they totally are! you're their manager and they love you like family! most of them just preferred to question you when you weren't busy :(
  ▴ of course there are times when their curiosity ends up getting the best of them and they ask you during practice and you answer and oh, look, now they're all sitting cross-legged on the gym floor, eyes gleaming with interest
  ▴ coach washijo ended up walking in on that and gave you a long, harsh lecture on your duties as a managers as the boys did 40 rounds of their punishment conditioning :((
▪ anyways </3
▪ since you came from a foreign country, your social norms and way of living is (probably) different from that of the boys, in whom none have ever left japan's soil
    ▴ tbh they were probably confused when they saw you greet someone with like,,,a kiss on the cheek or a good ol' pat on the back despite you not really knowing them.
    ▴ deadasss goshiki almost combusted when you first greeted him with a hug </3 he was so flustered you swore you had seen blood slowly trickling down his nose :<
 ▪ as i said earlier, they're all really interested in knowing about your culture! but they're all interested in different areas, i think.
▪ tendou would be interested with pop culture stuff
  ▴ like all the celebrities (so he can simp for them LMAO) and all the tea ☕ and stuff idk i feel like he's just into the gossip </3 (becos same HAHAH)
▪ shirabu would bug you less, but he'd still love to hear when you'd talk about this one medicine your country had discovered or a medicine that's illegal in japan but available in your country
  ▴ + shirabu heart points if you bring him some so he can study it and be a big nerd </3
  ▴ (i don't think it's canon that shirabu likes studying medicines and their compositions and stuff but i like to think he does </3)
▪ i think reon would know the most about you though??? 
  ▴ he has no specific area of interest, but he knows the most because of your weekly tea times </3 he's even picked up on a few words in your mother tongue by listening to you speak
  ▴ also he TOTALLY doesn't find your accent endearing </3 no not reon not ever </3
  ▴ and he TOTALLY doesn't just *heart squeeze* when you mispronounce something or make a grammar mistake beCAUSE IT'S JUST TOO CUTE OH GOSH HE CAN'T HELP IT YOU MAKE HIM HAVE HAPPY TEARS
▪ anyways :D
▪ semi would be interested in the music (i went for such a basic route wOW)
  ▴ but fr tho he wants to know more about your countries indigenous people and all the instruments and rituals and just know more about the sound of your country (cos he wants to incorporate it into his own music ☠)
  ▴ like full-on scribbling notes in his tiny little notepad as he nods along to what you were saying, hanging on to each and every word </3
  ▴ (did i forget to say i love semi? because i love semi !! semi OWNS me for friques sake pLEASE LET ME MARRY HIM)
▪ our lovely libero, mr. yamagata would probably be interested in the food?? 
  ▴ if you bring him one of your countries local foods!!!
  ▴ even if it's street food he's gonna treat it like it came from like,,,a restaurant as fancy as the one in ratatouille
  ▴ and if you let him have bites of your lunch? ,,,, you might be unintentionally holding yamagata's heart in your hands </3
▪ NEXT IS KAWANISHI!!!
  ▴ this is so out of order oh my </3
▪ kawanishi probably wouldn't ask you anything tbh? i feel like he'd listen if you spoke about your home country and what it was like there, but he wouldn't bug you about it. 
  ▴ like yeah he wants to know but he wouldn't pester you??? does that english 😭😭
  ▴ but sneak a peek out of the corner of your eye and you best bet you can see kawanishi listening just as intently as the others as you told them about this one ethnic celebration you had attended
▪ speaking of kouhais, our sweet baby ace goshiki has yet to take a turn!!
▪  he loves to hear about the rich culture of your country! even if he can't understand some things, he still loves listening to you! the shine in your eyes when you speak about all your friends and shenanigans back home, as well as all the traditions and rituals you had experienced was enough to content goshiki. he loved seeing you happy!
  ▴ (SIMP!!!!)
▪  finally, our king (and captain), mr. ushiwaka </3
▪  he's kind of like reon in the sense that while he doesn't really ask, he knows the most about you
  ▴ he would listen more intently than reon imo because mr. waka-kun definitely wants to travel the world someday (and maybe even play professionally for another country!), so he'd love to learn about different cultures <33
  ▴ watch him even try to learn your mother tongue and actually be kinda good at it </3
▪ OH one thing these guys all share in common tho is being interested in your countries volleyball team during olympics season </3
  ▴if your home country and japan go against each other,,,,well, let's just say it ends in a lot of bets :)
▪ btw if you ever get homesick, you best bet these boys will go out of their way to find the stuff that reminds you of home (even if it's something super rare </3) and surprise you with it
  ▴ uhh,,,there's probably some stuff that doesn't even seem like it came from your country (or japan, for that matter) but tendou thought it looked cool so he got it for you ://
▪ it's also pretty fun during everyone's birthdays :))
▴ you cook them some popular dishes that your mother had learned from her mother and wATCH THEM ALL SWOON FOR YOU AND YOUR COOKING!!!!
▪ you own their hearts tbh </3
▪ but that's all good tho :))
▪ cos shiratorizawa's volleyball team owns your heart too :))
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3, 11, 20, 75 please -hazel
yes i WILL answer these! and then i will go fix my slides on the final project. i am a terrible person. the worst, some might say
3. Do you share your fic ideas, or do you keep them to yourself? yes! both! i am kind of weird about it. there's probably a psychological basis for why i share some ideas but keep others under lock & key, but i don't want to psychoanalyze myself tonight, so let's just say it's fairly random. if a particular idea is giving me trouble though then i will definitely share them with someone, usually megs or meghna or you sometimes, to help me brainstorm a solution. actually literally today (no. last night??? yeah last night) megs solved a big ol fic problem i was having. that's not really relevant, i just wanted to give megs a shoutout.
11. Do you write scenes in order, or do you jump around? i try my level best to write in order. on occasion i'll be struck by a piece or a few sections of an idea that i'll write out, and then when i go to flesh out the idea i realize i have to write around them and in between the existing scenes, and in those cases i necessarily have to write out of order, but if at all possible, i write in order. i just find it a lot easier for my brain, because time goes in order, so. like. yeah.
i will say as a disclaimer to this: when i say in order, i mean in chronological order. so i think that hypothetically if i was writing a fic with a non-linear narrative, i would maybe try writing that in chronological order and then breaking it up and rearranging it. actually, i'm thinking about the merrikat today was a fairytale/stay stay stay fic and i feel like i wrote that one out of order, but it did feel like i was writing two different fics - one for timeline A, and one for timeline B several years later. if that makes sense. anyway the point is. in order when possible.
20. Do you prefer writing AUs or canon fics? canon! to be honest i never realized just how much i love writing canon compliant or canon mostly-compliant, mildly-divergent fics, but recently it's come to my attention that...like...i almost exclusively write that shit. when it comes to fictional media, that is. rpf is a different story because it's all technically AU/non-canon (because what even is canon for real people lol) so in those cases i think i weigh canon and AU equally. but when there's actual source material, i really like writing within the sandbox of the source material. sometimes i do some canon divergence to, like, make a character be alive who died in canon because i think their death is bullshit, or have two characters be dating in the background when they weren't in the show, or incorporate some fun fanon like making a character jewish who really deserved to be jewish in the first place, but generally, it's most fun for me to take existing canon characters, with all (or almost all) their canon experiences/memories/trauma, and just. see what they do.
75. Is there a particular fic that readers gravitated towards that you didn’t expect? fucking spiderman lashton got so much traction. like SO much more attention than i was expecting. i shit you not while i was writing that fic i was like this is so dumb this is so silly this is so stupid and then i posted it (didnt even make a PROPER LINK POST, just made a textpost and put the link in the text) and somehow that bullshit became one of my most popular fics, stats-wise. like three different people have made moodboards for that fic. LIKE????? i'm not complaining because i really enjoy spidey lashton it's a funny fic very lighthearted very enjoyable but i swear to god i was not expecting it to be NEARLY as popular as it became. like that fic was posted in june 2020. that was. like. i had had my bellawritess ao3 for a month at that point. JUST ONE MONTH!!!!!!!! WHO WAS OUT HERE FINDING THAT FIC??????
fanfiction writing asks!
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This has been in my mind for so long and I wanted to tell someone. I find you very friendly so I'll tell this to you.
I don't like the way the mainstream media addresses the speculation of Harry and Louis' relationship. They treat it as, speak of it as a silly fandom theory, or something that is middle school type with no weight. Why is that? Is it because it is mlm? Or is it because that is how the speculation started, like as a ship? I wonder do they ever research? Follow them, their schedules like they do with the stunts? It irks me a lot, because you guys spend a lot of time researching, learning new things doing big brain things (I love your big brain) to give a coherent writing.
When Harry was asked about SC, he was asked as "your relationship with Louis Tomlinson" which sounds much better than Louis being asked "Larry conspiracy" (what even was that?). I think I'm taking this personally. I think many of you have been used to it. Imma suck it up 😔
All I ask is treat with respect.
Hi! Thank you for your nice words and like choosing my inbox and all that lol, yey I'm friendly!
I'm gonna get into this because I also have stuff on my mind and I'm gonna tell you it right back, but I just wanna make clear that I'm not set on becoming a discourse blog haha. Everytime I answer asks like this it's met with more asks about such kinda things and although yeah I do have opinions I mainly wanna use this blog for my and your entertainment, and I feel like these kinda things dilute it loads and don't really result in bringing anyone much happiness at the end of the day. That said it's good to just write shit down to get them out of your mind (literally the reason I am here, but more in the sense of crazy SBB theories hehe) so let's just do that for a bit ;)
If it helps anything, I don't think the mainstream media has addressed this speculation in a good while. I might be forgetting things here but not since mid-2019 maybe? So two whole years? Of course you can do a quick search and find me a super recent "article" but the thing is that those are tiny tiny "news" nonsense websites, one of many that just recycle stories for clicks, and this conspiracy is a juicy one. If you're exposed to them you're either looking for them or are exposed to overactive baby larries not being able to distinguish types of sources. These kinda sites don't care it's right or wrong, sometimes I wonder if there are even people behind it or it's entirely automated lol. I mean it's a fasttrack to getting clicks here. It's something controversial about a big name celeb, and not just that, one that has a whole following that's gonna interact with posts like that. And that's all that matters. If you check what these kinda sources about anything else you will find many ridiculous and honestly hurtful claims about many celebrities. It's just recognizable name + shock factor = clickyclicky. It's bait, in this case, actual larrybait. (just to avoid this topic coming up again - I probably talk about whatever question this raises somewhere within this rant)
Ok this just kinda rambles on and instead of trying to make sure I don't repeat myself in an endless loop of nonsense I'm just gonna plomp in a cut and hit the post button and move on with my life so you're just gonna have to deal with that sorrryyyy
As for the things that did come from mainstream media before, a big difference between Louis being asked about the "Larry Organisation" and Harry about Sweet Creature is that I think Harry's interviewer was just naive and thought she just had a good question and there really wasn't much to it, like she full on expected him to have a little chuckle and go oh them silly fans no ofcourse not and was honestly confused when he just started channeling his inner horse for a good minute, but Louis' was a big ol setup for a denial, a classic The Sun Exclusive featuring the involvement of a bunch of punchable faces that had been shaping narratives around him for a good while. Like that one... pff it's so on the nose it's almost like they're making fun of their audience because really what the hell? If you want to have an example of a "presenter" telling you what opinion to have and what to think about what answer is gonna come up before the person even get's a chance to speek watch Dan Woototo talk before Louis brings up iPhone conspiracies.
Back to current times, I mean, there's no "narrative push", there's no outlet that's running the place (like The Sun or Mirror or TMZ) that's still pulling this shit. I'm talking the above kinda behavior. Yes there is a huge narrative push still, there's a push towards ho-ho-holivia, but no longer away from Larry as there has been in the past. I mean maybe they're saving it up for some kinda promo somehow, (Larrybait! Woo!) but call me hopeful, I do think it's in the past.
So yeah there still might be "media" that is part of the mainstream consensus bringing it up and treating it like a silly little theory, but that's based on news articles from years ago. And yeah that image is set, those narrative pushes that it's a conspiracy they're bothered with, that their friendship suffered from it and all that, that's out there now. That's the first thing you find then you start looking into this, when you somehow one way or another now become exposed to larry and start googling. That's what's being presented to us as how we should think and feel about this. And you know, most people aren't capable of spotting the way views are being shaped and just take whatever is spoonfed to them, like I'm sure there are many issues that I just take and swallow as they are presented to me that I don't realise have nuances to them (or are blatant lies even) that just don't have a grasp on whatsover, so who can blame them. But there are also many people that through whatever route have realised even the most credible sources are, how would you say, inclusive some form of agenda and purposefully add or lack nuance where there should or shouldn't have been, just because presenting it this way raises the least amount of questions, just because whoever is involved behind the scenes will have that result in the most comfortable / least problematic public response, just because writing this article that's full of bullshit was somehow better than another alternative for whatever reason. This is applicable to anything and everything, once you realise that everything revolves around money and isn't about honesty or the right thing to do, a whole lotta things are going to be put into perspective and start making sense. And I mean everything everything, I didn't necessarily write this with 2 people in love and having to hide it from the public in mind, because god that all sounds a bit much, but it is totally applicable there too. And I'm not tinhatting anything, this is like about the most basic little things, because there are nuances to things, nuances that if spelled out are just going to be misinterpreted by a large portion of the general public because let's face it we're just a bunch of idiots. As someone who has written articles (not to sound pretentious I'm just not finding a way to explain what I mean otherwise; and I mean research articles, absolutely not even close to the same things but perhaps similar in dealing with having to account for the "public"[in my case probably sad handful of specialists but ok]'s perception of your writing) it's totally a thing that you're gonna shape your story a certain way with maximum chances of the reader buying into your shit. In my case, it's not shit and I work very hard on making sure my claims are true (in, you know, actual research, not in my bullshit larry reaching because I can't and don't know that), and not finding (nearly) conclusive evidence is going to prevent me to write any article at all, which isn't the case in the entertainment industry. They can write about whatever they like, and they're going to be selling the stories that sell the best, with the goal of getting these stories out there (in case of a narrative exclusive thing).
The thing is, that you mention, "It irks me a lot, because you guys spend a lot of time researching, learning new things doing big brain things (I love your big brain) to give a coherent writing." You're here in my ask box, like just the fact that you found and read my blog means that you cared enough and were open enough to getting clarity the topic, for you to understand personally and form an opinion while being open to the idea of them actually being together, and on a personal level that's fine, and on a blog level that people only find once they start sniffing around on their own accord that's fine. Thinking of applying such a thing to a mainstream audience, thinking of someone who is somehow involved with mainstream media doing that for research as well... isn't... isn't a thing. Like imagine you're a writer, you write articles, you fall down a larryhole and somehow you have the opportunity to write an article about it that's going to reach a mainstream audience... would you write about it? Would you do it? I mean, what are you really doing then? Attempting to out them? Also why'd you bring this to the attention of people unaware, uninterested, lacking context, no grasp on how the industry works, perhaps even homophobic, etc... I don't think anyone would write about it. Like openly, kindly, just like truly about their relationship. (Unless you know done subtly ;) ) Those who are open to the idea that they're together, or even those who know the truth, stay silent. Because they value their privacy, understand it's an intricate issue and things are at stake you know, maybe even because they aren't allowed to. Or, again, they somehow subtly hint at it and that's all. You know, like articles just pointing out how nice they are, just articles just casually dropping they were at the same place without insinuating anything else, something like that. That's the kindness and respect that you're looking for.
I don't know what it's like, I don't live in that world, but I imagine that world really isn't all that big and everyone just kinda knows peoples public lives have little to do with their personal ones, and just treat them like, well, like the public versions of themselves when talking about/to them in public, and so it's mostly just not even brought up you know. I think loads of people are aware (and also they're not special at all in terms of being closeted in the industry, so for those not really that focused on this running conspiracy but knowing these people this is just another closeted couple you know so it's... I mean it's not normal but it's just what it is.). Just what makes them unlike any other is the decades worth of sneaky behavior to pick up on for those (fans) receptive to it, that they created a huge wave of people over time that are deeply invested in their relationship because it's what they have shown time and time again is something they want, that they're not letting go, they're keeping us here, they don't back the fuck down in letting us know they're insane[affectionate] little puzzling chaotic evil[affectionate] weirdos[affectionate], a side of them that nobody is going to notice unless you're a way too invested fan and these shits[affectionate] have trained you to send your brain into a frenzy like you have 3 mins left to finish your maths exam whenever there's any new content at all. Long story short nobody cares and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
But there have been interviewers that have shown some distaste when bringing up the ship, I know. I think those are some heteronormative outliers that just googled their names real quick for some spice and just found a larry conspiracy headline without any desire to break through that spoonfed opinion, are just blissfully hetty unaware that closeting is a thing even, and just feel perfectly content blatantly assuming their public images are exactly what they look like and that what they're doing is just a silly little funny question and nothing more, maybe paired with the expectation that the person they're interviewing is the hetty het het that would find the ship a big ew ew. I think you can tell sometimes with interviewers they get thrown off their game when the person isn't going along with their vibe, like that they entirely expected they would. Other times it's bait. Some times it's both.
It's a weird place, I don't think you can put every instance of speculation in the same box, I think it's mostly naive or naive+baity (not to mention very very het) interviewers and some ancient recycling of painful articles, but we'll see what the next round of promo will bring. Currently with the high-profile hohowiwiwa I think it's probably just not gonna be mentioned, like maybe even to the point where interviewers are gonna be asked just not to go there. Not based on much, just what makes sense to me. So yeah, the vast majority I think treats with respect (I think all the examples in here are pretty positive), it's just the crazy outliers you hear the loudest and kinda linger and leave a bad taste.
Anyyyyyway cute gif cute gif where are you gimme a good gif
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Fluffnstuffjojos Masterlist
Started: 05.27.20 Last Updated: 5.29.20 Total Number of Works: 314 
**Notes: If you are sending requests, please make sure to read the rules first. There are characters within the masterlist for which I do not currently write for.
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Jojo Combo Posts (All Jojos or Multiple Jojos):
**Note these fluctuate between being everyone and only the ones I currently write for based on the date they were written! A mess! I may reorganize some day, but for now, feel free to browse! Mix of headcanons/scenarios 
Longest morning routines 
Thoughts on horror movies
Disney Princes/Princesses
Peppering Josuke/Giorno with Morning Kissies
Facetime Headcanons
Getting Postcards from Traveling s/o
Rainy Day Headcanons
Social Media Headcanons
Modern College Headcanons
Dancing to Smashing Pumpkins (Suggestive NSFW)
Incorporating s/o into Workout Routine 
Josuke and Joots s/o with a stand that manifests while they’re asleep
Falling for a drifter
Jotaro/Josuke/Johnny Reacting to Affectionate s/o
S/o with chronic Nosebleeds
Duckling Imprinting
Joseph/Giorno/Jolyne Insecure s/o
Autistic s/o who hates loud noises/crowds 
Jonathan/Joseph/Jotaro/Josuke Flexing to Impress s/o 
Reacting to a cheating s/o
Butt squeezes
S/o has no sense of direction
Male s/o in a wheelchair 
Talented Baker teaches Jojos how to bake
Reacting to s/o placing a flower crown on their head
Missing and/or trapped s/o
Reacting to s/o getting a grill 
Playing with s/o’s hair as they fall asleep
S/o appreciating Jojo’s bodies 
S/o doing their makeup 
Types of Youtube Channels
S/o decking a trash-talker 
Rescuing s/o who is the “damsel in distress” type 
Reacting to s/o biting them 
Distracting s/o before hitting someone (Gappy style) 
Jotaro/Josuke reacting to s/o blacking out/hitting their head 
S/o who wears crop tops
Wearing Jojo’s clothes and mocking them/posing playfully 
S/o dies, but they are unable to find their body
Crushing on the same gender
How they feel about s/o calling them “Jojo” 
Cop Josuke hunts Mafia Giorno
3-8 comforting s/o with their stand
Jojo Hugs 
Playing dead to prank/scare s/o 
Vines/fave videos  
Indulging in fashion with s/o 
Great-Grandpa Jonathan with kid Josuke 
Contortionist s/o 
Jotaro/Gappy/Josuke s/o kidnapped by enemy stand user 
Fave memes
Serenading their  s/o 
S/o dying without them being able to say goodbye 
catching s/o after they fall 
S/o makes homemade Valentine’s Day chocolate 
Spoiling s/o on Valentine’s Day 
Self-conscious, chubby trans man s/o
Absent Father Comfort 
Giorno/Josuke/Jolyne insomniac s/o 
Taking care of s/o on their period 
Helping trans s/o into their binder
Jotaro/Josuke - s/o dresses like a sukeban/female delinquent  
Boys finding out the girl they’re flirting with is into girls  
Jotaro/Johnny/Gappy s/o steals their hat 
Playfighting with s/o
S/o playing with their hair 
S/o with mental illness(es) 
Squeezing Jojo bobbies (the original is linked here too!) 
Onesies (original is linked as well!) 
Androgynous GF 
Jonathan raising Joseph 
Jotaro/Johnny mute s/o
Joseph Raising Josuke 
1-4 + Johnny strong/small s/o 
Jonathan/Jotaro/Johnny s/o with anger issues 
Danger-seeking s/o 
Clothes stealing s/o 
S/o has a destructive/intimidating stand 
Getting s/o in the mood (nsfw-ish) 
Assorted Character Combos Grab Bag 
Johnny/Diego/Gappy Confessions Headcanons
Jotaro/Jonathan/Polnareff Painful Period Comfort Scenarios
Jotaro/Kakyoin/Polnareff/Josuke s/o talking in their sleep
Kakyoin/Polnareff/Rohan/Gyro S/o with narcolepsy 
Josuke/Jolyne/Rohan coaxing depressed s/o out of bed
Jotaro/Gyro/Rohan cheering up sad s/o 
Josuke/Giorno/Polnareff 20 Nugget Challenge
Jotaro/Polnareff/Josuke/Okuyasu Slow Dancing with s/o
Jotaro/Polnareff/Josuke/Okuyasu crush suffering from Hanahaki disease
Johnny/Gyro/Jotaro with a s/o who is a saddle bronc rider 
Jonathan/Caesar cuddles/fluff
Caesar and Gappy s/o fears rejection when requesting affection
Jotaro/Josuke - s/o telling him they’re pregnant 
Jonathan/Kakyoin - s/o hates their body 
Female friend asks Josuke/Polnareff for advice on flirting with women
Dio and Jolyne trans s/o 
Jotaro, Polnareff, Josuke, Okuyasu saving s/o from an enemy stand
Jotaro/Joseph/Dio with beautiful s/o 
Jonathan/Josuke/Kakyoin comforting lonely/stressed out s/o 
Okuyaus/Polnareff/Caesar/Jotaro Powderpuff GF 
Jonathan/Dio/Johnny/Gyro first “I love you” from s/o 
Jotaro/Kakyoin/Josuke/Okuyasu motivating s/o to work 
Jonathan/Part 4 Squad being protective
Caesar/Okuyasu/Josuke/Dio Taking s/o shopping 
Jobros Mario kart 
Jonathan/Josuke/Okuyasu/Kakyoin Comfort
Caesar/Polnareff/Josuke/Okuyasu winning the lottery
Jonathan/Josuke/Okuyasu/Polnareff musical roles 
Jotaro/Josuke/Okuyasu kickboxing s/o 
Jonathan holiday headcanons & Okuyasu sex headcanons
Jotaro/Kakyoin/Josuke/Okuyasu Sports/clubs 
Jotaro/Kakyoin/Josuke/Okuyasu with s/o who just applied for college 
“You’re safe now, I’ve got you” Polnareff/Jonathan
“Hey! I was going to eat that!” Joseph/Okuyasu
Cakes for Jonathan/Josuke/Okuyasu/Gyro
Part 1: 
Dio trying to steal/win s/o from Jonathan
Jonathan Joestar
Headcanons: 
Starting a relationship with someone outside of the aristocracy 
Modern headcanons! 
Father and Husband Headcanons
Descendants 
Ghost Jonathan watching over loved one 
Date at the Opera
Scenarios:
Forever and Always (Jonathan contracts Vampirism and s/o vows to stay with him)
Valentine’s Day  
My Immortal  (immortal Jonathan finds his soulmate) 
Happy Honeymoon
Dio Brando:
Headcanons:
Using Rich BOI™ tactics to woo shy s/o 
“Pillarman” s/o who loves being superior/intimidating to him 
Scenarios:
Rather Harshly (Post-snapping at s/o comfort)
Impeccable Tastes (Dio has to feed from s/o) 
A Sense of Belonging (Jealous/Possessive Dio)
Part 2: 
Joseph/Caesar with a fellow Hamon user who is laidback and silly 
Poly Caesar/Joseph swing dancing with s/o
Joseph Joestar:
Headcanons:
Reacting to Holly’s Wedding 
Raising Holly 
Scenarios:
Fierce Protector (Protecting s/o from a BUG) 
Indifferent (Chasing a girl who isn’t Interested)
Caesar Zeppeli:
Scenarios:
“What’s wrong, darling?”  (comforts s/o with depressive episodes (feat. my bad art))
Direct Instruction (S/o teaching him how to play violin)
Part 3: 
Dio and Jotaro Fluff 
Polnareff/Kakyoin Comforting stressed s/o
Poly Jotaro/Kakyoin Comatose S/o post Dio Nonsense™ 
Poly Jotakak Valentine’s Day
Jotaro Kujo: 
Headcanons:
Comforting Anxious/Stresses s/o
Cheating on his s/o (ANGST)
BFF Headcanons
S/o who gets upset when he raises his voice 
Joots being CUTE 
Crushing on a himedere girl 
Tranquil/gentle s/o 
NSFW Joots (Obvi NSFW) 
Mothering s/o taking care of Part 4 squad = Jealous Joots 
small gf 
Jewelry headcanons
Singing in the shower
Pastel s/o
Scenarios:
Forgiveness (Post-Argument Fluff)
Toxic Behavior (Crush is Leery of how Joots treats Women)
Tidepool Gatherings  (Meeting a Mermaid)
Maritime Fun (Boat trip with s/o)
Just Breathe (s/o teaches Joot how to use hamon)
Joots Jr.  (Super smart s/o makes a robot)
The Shape of Water (Joots meets a fishy person) 
Homemade (Homemade birthday cake & kissy) 
Introductions (Jotaro introducing s/o to Part 4 squad) 
Cop a Feel (Accidentally grabs a boobie while helping)
No Place like Home (Takes stand user s/o home after they’re injured) 
Past Scars (Self-Harm Scars Fluff)
“You look so cute when you pout like that”
A Joestar to Die for  (Zeppeli descendant gives their life for Joots)
A Joestar to Die for Aftermath  (Joots loses his cool)
Kakyoin Noriaki:
Headcanons:
s/o appreciating him 
cute relationship headcanons (plus my cursed art)
Fluff headcanons
Scenarios:
Firsts (Male s/o First Kiss)
Spelling Trouble (Honors student Kak falls for delinquent school girl)
Spoiled Rotten Spoiling s/o on Valentine’s Day 
Need a... Dad? s/o is a single mother 
Jean Pierre Polnareff:
Headcanons:
Part 3 and 5 Fluff 
Himedere GF with a hidden vulnerable/lonely side 
Giving s/o a tour of Paris
Part 4: 
Oku seeing Josuke without his hair up for the first time 
Josuke and Okuyasu New Year’s Kisses 
WHOMST is Josuke/Okuyasu checking out with binoculars in the header???
Josuke and Okuyasu antics 
Poly Josuyasu taking care of sick s/o
Josuke/Okuyasu with a s/o who always steals their clothes 
Part 4 Squad with a non-verbal/reserved crush
Part 4 Squad Music Tastes & Bonus oldie but goodie 
Vacations with the boys! 
Boys in a band! 
Famous boys 
Josuke/Okuyasu being Hayato’s big bros 
Boys as firemen
Secret Santa 
Josuke/Okuyasu future careers/relationships/families
Josuke/Okuyasu sharing a crush who likes them both 
Josuke/Okuyasu sharing a crush poly relationship (cont. from original) 
Josuke and Rohan Comforting s/o during a rough time
Part 4 Crew Ideal S/o
Poly Josuyasu and s/o with Mario Party 
Poly Josuyasu with severely injured s/o
Josuke/Josuke’s gf/Okuyasu as a Ron, Hermoine, and Harry trio
Josuke Higashikata:
Headcanons:
Werewolf Josuke and Female s/o
Male Crush
Childhood Friend Mutual Pining
Soulmate AU 
Protecting s/o from catcaller(s) 
Helping/keeping s/o company while their mom is in the hospital
Mutual pining shy crush 
Rural s/o is baffled by Morioh 
Twin Sister
Scenarios:
Waiting Up (Josuke has a late night and you wait on him) 
Hiding a Part of You  (Discovering s/o has a secret stand)
Sting of Betrayal (Forgiving s/o for Betrayal)
“For your eyes only..” (Josuke gets a text (NSFW-ish)
Star Crush Mario Party Confessions with Crush 
Tentative (Hesitant to makeout and ruin the romance)
Missing Something (Comforting s/o grieving a sibling)
Make it all Better (Bad day comfort)
Got Moves (Dancing with a boi)
Mornings Like These (Josuke Fluff)
Taste of your own Medicine (s/o mimics his pomp with their own hair)
Deeper Pain (Can’t protect s/o from grief)
Sound of your Voice (Reading to s/o)
Soft Boy (S/o teasing “delinquent” Josuke for being a big ol’ softie)
"Breathe with me” (Anxiety comfort)
Romance Kinda Guy (First Valentine’s Day date) 
“I had a nightmare” 
Batter Up! (Softball/baseball gf)
Dog Hair (Corgi antics)
Little Helper (Tries to win his ex-wife back with their kid’s help)  
Bloodlines (Crush is Caesar’s grandchild)
Christmas Tree Murder (Josuke knocks over the tree) 
Sunshine (Helping s/o fall asleep after a bad day)
Disinterested (Falling for someone who isn’t interested back) 
Single Father (s/o dies and Josuke raises their daughter) 
Feline Overlord (Cat Hates Josuke) 
“I’m not jealous” 
“You can’t keep doing this.”
“This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done” 
PS2 Squared (s/o and Josuke have similar gift ideas) 
Okuyasu Nijimura:
Headcanons:
Foreign s/o 
Wedding/Honeymoon 
Proposal Headcanons
Sweet/shy s/o 
Clingy Oku 
Driving, hugging, anger headcanons
Scenarios:
Getting a Kitten
Fluffy Morning Lovin’ (NSFW AS HECK) 
“Yell, Scream, Cry” (Angst Prompt)
Baked Goods (Baking with the GF) 
Long-Distance (s/o Flies to Morioh to meet for the first time)
“You aren’t dumb, Oku,” (Comfort/fluff)
Fixer Upper (S/o and Oku fix up his house)
Love Letters (Flustered Oku gives male crush a love letter)
Valentine’s Day Korean BBQ 
Meeting the Fam (Bringing home s/o for the first time)
“You’re not falling behind,” 
Entrapment (Rescuing kidnapped s/o) 
“Come ‘ere” (Using his stand with GF (light suggestive nsfw))
Care (Taking care of hurt s/o)
Scatterbrained (So excited he forgets to respond to a confession)
Spirited (Ghost girlfriend )
“You can’t die”/”I’m not losing you again”/”Hold me back!” 
“I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot” 
Stray Cat Adventures 
Loss (Oku is Missing Keicho)
Rohan Kishibe:
Headcanons:
Flexible/athletic s/o 
Daddy Kink (NSFW) 
Blind s/o
Pianist s/o
Scenarios:
Unique (Comforting s/o insecure over their “cutesy” art)
First Valentine’s Day 
Transgressions (Getting a cat without his permission)
Valued (Receiving expensive gifts)
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion” 
Part 5: 
Giorno Giovanna:
Headcanons:
Reacting to a member of La Squadra defecting to join them 
Finding a former classmate is a member when he joins the gang 
Don Gio romancing an American Tourist
Raising Kids 
Scenarios:
Surprises (Finding out s/o is pregnant) 
Hanging On (Has twins, but one is in critical condition) 
Young Love (Falling for a younger Passione member) 
Part 6: 
Jolyne Kujo:
Scenarios:
“You look tired” 
Part 7: 
Drunk Johnny and Gyro Headcanons 
Johnny and Gyro on s/o’s birthday 
Gyro/Johnny Christmas/Holidays
Poly Johnny/Gyro/Diego convince s/o horses aren’t scary
Johnny and Diego trans boy Crush
Johnny Joestar:
Headcanons:
Valentine’s Day 
Kissing Headcanons
Scenarios:
Fall for You (Falling for female friend)
Left Behind (S/o leaving him for someone else) 
Jealous Type (Jealous over guys hitting on s/o)
Quality Time  (Fluffyness) 
“I could kiss you right now” 
Gyro Zeppeli:
Headcanons:
Fluff headcanons
Small/strong s/o 
S/o with chronic pain and in a wheelchair 
Scenarios:
Fatherhood (Finding out he’s going to be a dad)
Twists of Fate (Crushing on foreign executioner who hates him!)
Lady and the Tramp (Spaghetti Kiss)
Bundle of Nerves  (Nervous proposal)
Chance Encounter (Pretty Lady at the Bar)
Diego Brando:
Headcanons:
Petting and Feeding him ROCKS 
Show-rider crush
Having his boobies squeezed 
Scenarios:
Sharing is Caring (Sharing a bed with his crush)
It’s a Date (Dinner Date)
Thoughts of the Future (Dinner Date Proposal!!)
Part 8:
Poly Yasuho/Gappy
Gappy (Josuke) Higashikata:
Headcanons:
Falling for Female Crush
Soft spot headcanons
Scenarios:
Fatherhood (Finding out he’s going to be a dad)
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wrenhyperfixates · 3 years
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How do you manage to get such a following on your fics? I’m not saying this in a “wTf yOu SuCk WhY dO PeOplE lIkE tHiS” kinda way, Im just wondering how you get exposure. I’ve been writing for a while and I still feel like no one reads my work and it’s frustrating! Do you have any tips? You’re very talented btw.
Well nonny, I’d like to start off with a big ol’ thank you for the compliment. That’s very sweet! 💞
Now onto the question—heck if I know! Truly, I do not know why so many people follow me or interact with my stories, but I will be forever grateful, of course. Also, I feel it’s worth noting as my friend and I were discussing this the other day, there’s always quite a gap between number of followers and number of notes on this site. So even if you feel like you’re gaining a decent following but not getting nearly as many notes, you’re certainly not alone there. That being said, I do think there’s possibly a few things that have helped me along the way. I am very long winded and this turned out to be on the longer side, so advice is under the cut.
1. The amazing people who reblog—I made a couple of friends very soon after creating my account, both of which had decent followings themselves. They both were kind enough (and somehow impressed enough) to reblog my work. A few other larger blogs along the way have reblogged my fics also; I can’t say I know how they came across them, though.
2. A regular updating schedule—I don’t know if I’ve ever officially said this before, but as some people may have noticed, I post every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, generally sticking with a particular kind of post for each of those days (though I won’t be getting into what kinds and I do respond to tag games and reblog things at any time). The constant flow of material, I think, encourages people to stick around and interact. It also gives you more content to get noticed for. However, life often keeps us from producing that much content. Just having a specific day (say, every other Tuesday or something) set to be your posting day can help. Quality over quantity.
3. I don’t post on other sites—Some people prefer to read on Ao3 or Wattpad or what have you, but I like Tumblr. Perhaps one day I’ll make an account somewhere else, but right now it’s just the good ol’ hellsite for me. If you do, however, post somewhere else too, people may not interact with it on both sites.  4. Summaries, warnings and author notes—I put these on all my fics. Even if the summary is just a sentence, people like to know what they’re getting themselves into. Same with warnings, I always like to reassure people with a quick “none” in that line. And my author’s note is nothing too profound, usually; just something simple like “Hope you enjoy!”
5. The use of Y/N and inclusivity of the reader—I personally don’t use it. I know a lot of people don’t like it, so I cut it out of my writing. Though, if you really need it, it’s better to use it. Really, if you still have a well-developed story, people will read anyway, I believe. And as for inclusivity, I write gender neutral with practically no description of the reader. That includes not saying blushing, something we often don’t realize immediately makes the reader white (or at least of a lighter skin tone). I also avoid any mention of hair as there are all different types and lengths, and things that would be indicative of weight, e.g. being easily picked up. Admittedly, I cheat with that second one with writing for Loki, as I chalk it up to him being a god. Something to consider for other characters, though. Keeping the reader as un-described as possible helps reach the largest possible audience.
6. Interacting with others—Asks, tags, reblogs; I really think it all helps. The more you notice other people and interact with their content, the more they notice you. Interacting with others on the site is just a good way of getting out there and making yourself more noticeable. Also, I try to respond to everyone who comments on my fics. Unfortunately, life gets in the way and I think I miss a few, but I do my best. And of course, everyone likes positivity.
7. This is cheesy, but just be yourself—Really, I don’t know if this helps or not, but even if it’s something small like the author note or warnings (a lot of the time for me the story is pure fluff, so I like to make some kind of silly warning about too much sweetness in there) I try to put my personality in. I like to think people enjoy that, but who knows.
And that’s all I can think of for now! If anyone else has their own tips, feel free to add! Thank you for the ask, nonny. Hope this helps!! 💗💗💗
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imma-lil-teapot · 4 years
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TMNT 2003/2k3 Headcanon: Crying - (Leonardo)
Feel free to scroll past this first part if you’re not interested in my silly rambling and nonsense. I won’t mind. Promise. ;)
Okey-dokey then, with the global epidemic that is the Coronavirus well in action and most of the world stuck in lockdown (starting this Friday for us too), felt like getting the ‘ol creative juices flowing with a little headcanon-y thingy in preparation for -possibly- more fandom writings to keep myself busy during the house arrest (well... it kinda is!) and hopefully my mind off all the bad news. :( 
Also, this is totally my first one on the blog! WOOT! Please bear in mind that I’m SUPER rusty! Haven’t written in ages so there are bound to be typos and all matter of general errors scattered throughout the post. Don’t pet them! They bite!  
Anyhoo~ Despite attempting to create and share with the goal in mind to uplift spirits, I decided to start on a rather upsetting subject (PLEASE DON’T LEAVE! They end on happy notes ;) ) because, Imma just come and say it, I enjoy seeing my favourite characters shed tears (not for just any old reason -their personality plays a huge role in this- and CERTAINLY not for sadistic reasons, land sakes no! But... well, you’ll see~ ;) ) It makes me all gooey and fuzzy inside to see them display such raw emotion and I just wanna leap into the TV screen to hug and console them. I dunno why. Maybe I’m nuts like that. (Remembers Raph crying at the farm when Leo was badly injured and wishes she could just hug them all and take away the pain) Oh well, if you enjoy visualizing the same, then *High Fives*. :)
So yeah, if you read the title, you’ll know this is based on the 2003/2k3 series (my favs). Hope you all enjoy~ :D Grab tissues cause sad turts ahead! :’(
Jibber jabber stops here~
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TURTLES~
LEONARDO - You are here
RAPHAEL
DONATELLO - Coming soon
MICHELANGELO - Coming soon
WARNING(S): Because of the subject, Angst and Hurt/Comfort will be present.
RATING: G (General)
WORD COUNT: Don’t have the foggiest.
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And apparently gifs too, so without further ado: (Completely unintentional but in actuality, totally intentional rhyming)...
TO THE HEADCANONS~~~~
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~LEONARDO~
-- It’s no easy feat to make the leader in blue turn on the waterworks. Leo won’t cry for any old reason. It’s not because he has no emotions, far from it, but being the leader of a small ninja clan -who happen to be family as well- is no easy task in itself: he has a lot on his young shoulders and deals with many issues on a daily basis few his age ever have to.
-- It’s because of these reasons that Leo doesn’t cry often. One of the lesser likely to out of the four brothers. But when he does, it’s an emotionally distressing sight to behold. 
-- Leo tends to cry whenever those closest to him -namely his brothers, his father/master and truest friends- are severely injured or are in a dire situation. Remember his angry/moody arc? The thought of losing any of them causes him great pain and distress, especially if he were the cause of any of it, and when that happens, he can’t stop the dampness that forms around his eyes and soaks into his mask. 
-- He’s not fond of crying, especially in front of others, even though he fully comprehends its normalcy. He feels he needs to be everyone’s rock, their fortress of physical and emotional stability to turn to for strength when things get rough... So when the tears start to fall, he feels he can’t show them, can’t allow them to watch him crumble under the gripling weight of helplessness and anguish.
-- He frantically wipes at his eyes and desperately attempts not to sniffle, but it’s a hopeless battle, for his tears are already a steady stream. 
-- He’ll try to hide when possible, usually retreating to his room to allow the worst of the emotions to spill over before returning to the others... Though he may be in there a while: when Leo lets his emotions go, it can be just as powerful as his red-banded brother’s rage. 
-- He spares no time in making sure the coast is clear for the tears are already streaming by the time he reaches his futon, and there’s no stopping them now as he lets himself drop to his knees, only halfway onto the mattress. He purposefully leaves the room unlit, cloaking his form in the darkness. 
-- He sniffs a few times as he shuffles up against the wall, sitting upright against it, bringing his legs up and hugging them loosely and droops his head against a single knee pad. 
-- His voice desperately wishes to escape. To express its misery. But he won’t allow it to, often placing one hand over his face in a bid to quell the sadness and remain silent in the battle against his own inner turmoil. He refuses to let anyone see him in that state of utter sorrow and vulnerability.
-- He whimpers ever so slightly and coughs a few times as breathing becomes difficult. He knows this episode won’t be over any time soon. Fortunately, he keeps some tissues next to his bed for such rare occasions and tries not to blow too loudly. He thinks back to the last time he cried so hard... It’s been a while. It felt like a build up. 
-- Time has been forgotten as he’s lost in deep thought. By the time he slips a hand across his eyes, only the material of his mask is still slightly damp. He clears his nostrils a couple of times before considering whether he was ready to return to his family. He’d of course straighten up his bedding beforehand, and would also require a trip to the bathroom to wash his face. A true ninja leaves no evidence. 
-- Leo tries to put the horrifying images out of head before leaving his quarters. He doesn’t wish to be weighed down again and thus maybe cause his emotions to come out a second time. He knew someone would catch on that time. Instead, he holds his head up high, focusing on the there and now to carry him forward.  
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BONUS EXTRA~
-- Failure is also one of his greatest foes. Leo despises it, but not in the irrational sense; he fully comprehends that in order to grow, one has to lose in order to learn and thus, succeed in turn, and while it can frustrate him when he’s unsuccessful at mastering a martial arts technique for example, he understanders it’s part of the process and that no one’s perfect. 
-- It’s when his slipups could spell casualties or death to his family and/or friends is when it weighs down on him like a boulder strapped to his shell. 
-- A really big one. 
-- And it hurts. So much so that it causes him to become despondent and often teary-eyed when no one’s looking.
-- Boi Bloo might also cry from especially sad movie scenes. He gets seriously into the story, and when the scene is just right -perfect music, perfect timing etc.- you may just catch Fearless with watery eyes. 
-- He can’t help it. After all, he’s a leader, and very caring and kind-hearted individual, so movies showing children or anyone/anything defenceless getting hurt has him not only visibly upset, but also angry at the cause. He’s a softie like that. 
-- He won’t have a meltdown, of course, but the tears are definitely there. Just don’t tease him too much; he’s easily embarrassed by it. ;) 
BONUS EXTRA EXTRA FEMALE READER OR S/O EDITION~ (Can also use an OC/FC insert if you wish, up to you)
You had figured something was up by the time you’d finished greeting everyone in the Splinterson household except for the Turtle you’d long to see most and he hadn’t made his presence yet known. 
The idea that he must’ve been practicing or meditating swiftly vanished when Mikey told you he’d been in his room in the dark for the past few hours. “The guy hardly ever naps, and even so, never this long.” He’d told you. “I dunno, (Y/N), we were about to check on ‘im when you arrived, but maybe you should be the one to. Think he’d really appreciate it.” And there was absolutely no argument from your side as you were already making your way up to the room.
You didn’t know what to expect as you neared the doorway. Could he possibly still just be sleeping? Meditating in the dark instead of his usual spot by the training area? Or... was he sick? The latter now had you concerned and you picked up your pace... Only to pause mid step when an unmistakable sound reached your ears: a sniffle.
Had it come from within his room? It was the only logical explanation as everyone else was downstairs. You were truly perturbed now as you stood outside the doorway and called out the ‘eldest’ Turtle’s name.
There was some shuffling to be heard but you were unable to tell for sure what he was doing -probably trying to neaten up his bed- “(Y/N)? Just a second, okay?” he responded in a rather awkward verging on frantic tone, and you were certain you heard another sniffle escape him. 
That, along with the way he’d replied really didn’t help to put your mind at ease. “Leo, are you alright?” Nor was the pitch blackness in which he remained concealed in.
“Yeah, just... l-looking for something.” There was some more shuffling as if to prove his point, but you were having none of it.
“Then maybe this,” you began, turning around to flick the light switch, “will help?”
“No! Wait!” But it was a split second too late for as soon the brightness illuminated the entire room, you had caught the telltale signs of an emotional meltdown in progress plastered on his face before he quickly turned away and briskly wiped an arm across his face, attempting to hide the shame... or perhaps embarrassment? 
“Leo...?” your heart and voice softened, “Hey, what’s wrong?” You automatically walked to him, closing the gap he was now trying to form. 
“Nothing,” he lied, and acknowledged it was a fruitless attempt but still couldn’t stop himself. Autopilot panic mode was enabled now. “It’s nothing.” 
Unfortunately for him, autopilot mother hen mode was activated for you as you reached with both hands to his carapace and shoulder, gently turning him to face you. “I can see that it’s something.” Your words were gentle, and you wanted nothing more than to take away his pain. “Look at me, Honey.” His body was turned but his head remained to the side. It was clear he didn’t want his obvious distress on display, even to you. “Please, Leo?” You tried again, and slowly but surely, his eyes met yours, and you felt your heart sink further.
The fabric of his mask was wet and eyes were still red with fresh tears that threatened to fall. He appeared so broken and helpless as he stared at you, and even though he uttered no words, you could practically hear him despairingly ask “Is this what you wanted? To see me at my lowest?” from his expression alone. 
Never had you witnessed the leader of this band of mutant brothers cry. At times you had wondered if he ever did, and yet here he was; the incredible pillar of strength and dignity you had come to know and adore, in tears and so dejected that you couldn’t stop your own eyes from becoming damp the more you gazed at him. “Oh, Sweety...” You whispered as you felt your soul shatter. It was too much to bear. You slowly wrapped your arms around him, one around the midsection and the other over his shoulder, and buried your face into his leathery neck, offering every ounce of comfort you could muster.
It didn’t take him long at all to sink into the embrace and return the action. Beyond the point of concerning himself with showing the pain he felt -or the wetness now soaking into your shoulder when he placed his forehead against it- he sniffed and finally allowed the tears to fall once again as fresh waves of emotion surged throughout his body.
And this time, he couldn’t keep the whimpering to himself.
“Shh~ It’s okay, it’s okay,” you soothed, lightly patting and rubbing along the scutes of his shell as he weakly sobbed, finally letting go of all the sadness that gripped him. 
You weren’t even aware of what was wrong, and you most likely wouldn’t find out til later once he calmed down, but right now, he just needed you to hold him. Hold him until the hurt was gone... And so you would. 
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AND THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE!
ALL THE FEELS!! I EMBARRASS!!
OMGosh, this turned into a monster! The mother of all HCs!! :O No seriously, this wasn’t meant to be this long! I was suppose to squish all four into one itty bitty little post, but then it just grew... and grew... and GREW! Personally, I blame the Reader Bonus but I’d be damned if I didn’t enjoy writing it! ;P You guys here on Tumblr got me slightly addicted to them and have wanted to attempt some myself so... Anyhoo~ I can’t really say if I’m entirely content with the whole thing, I dunno. I feel some parts are better than others (writing style-wise) but yeah, I really need to get back into the swing of things...
Speaking of which, I DO plan on adding my two cents on the other bois as well, but judging by how this one turned out, they’ll most likely all be this length, more or less, so each Turt will get his own post so I can really jot down those details with all the freedom in the world! That being said, I can’t say when they’ll be added but hopefully soon-ish. :) Raph's next on the list!
Thank you all so much for the read and hope you enjoyed~ :D
~Drag0n Mistr3ss’ Random Fandoms*
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