I love responding to p0rn bots with scientific paragraphs
(Sailzee is an old name for this acc btw)
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Creatures of the abyss!!! I present to you, the next tumbr sexyman!!!! (Or... sexy weasel)
BUCK!!!
Please honer him as you would any other sexyman
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I enjoy that Tumblr posts work in a way that a random shitpost about Minecraft I made a few months ago while so tired I could barely think straight can randomly get a bunch of notes from people who think it’s a good idea. What a world.
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my first time experiencing racism was when micrsoft put red lines under my name.
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Strangely enough, I think maturity IS tumblr culture- I don’t know if this has been talked about though-
Ironically- Immaturity is also tumblr culture-
I remember being younger and wanting so badly for things to be reposted and seen, but now, the idea of just- being able to post the little weird thoughts, and it likely or unlikely being seen, but not caring either way? It’s cathartic.
It’s that weird middle ground of “Lets healthily acknowledge this specific issue that other way or may not deal with” and “If the snakes sing, then the frogs shall quiver before them”
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tbh i laugh more at jokes a 30 year old uncle would tell to a four year old than jokes told by most comedians.
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tumblr will ruin my vocab, make it impossible to talk about anything ecept one specfic topic
and yet ill keep going back
drawn like a horsse to a plinko machine
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me playing a masterpiece with these frogs fr fr
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I have a proposal. You know how we all use this emoji 🥵 to indicate we're hot and horny? Well what if we make this emoji🥶 to indicate the opposite. The squick-factor. The 'I don't ship it' factor. The equivalent of a cold shower. Feeling chilly and chaste, if you will.
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STOP advertising shoelaces to me tumblr i KNOW for a goddam FACT you didn't steal them from the president you fake btch
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Hate that the more meaning your art has, the more depressed you are, and the more depressed you are, the less you’re willing to make art
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@staff why so sqwuashed
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this layout sucks my wario land 4 frog switch idea was better
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Dude, tumblr
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When you can't tell if it's a broken ad or a parody shitpost
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We as a tumblr don’t make  enough memes about the photo editor features look at this look at this disaster
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