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#ugh again
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My partner and I can't get legally married or else he'll lose his SSI. . . The USA is a hellscape and I kind of just need to shout that into the void for a minute.
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spikershoyo · 3 months
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good lord, aren't women the best? a round of applause for women, love ya'll
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Another day another-
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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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incorrect-splatoon · 1 year
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Incorrect leave the octorian society after earing Calamari for the first time from Callie, marie and octavio. Stranded, he tries to leave by the ocean but was unable to fight the trecherous wave.
Lucky him, a Goldie was swimming here. Her name his Quotes, Quotes is a priest of the great cycle who has to prove herself by converting someone who is NOT a Salmonid. Seeing a octarian drowning, she rushed to save them, not knowing this is the start of their great adventure.
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mrghostrat · 1 month
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oh my god i finally thought of a vampire au that i'm completely unhinged for. i am about to be so insufferable about this
vampire aziraphale x vampire hunter crowley. and no, neither of them realise they're hereditary enemies when they hook up. they're dorks and idiots your honour.
edit: fic is here c:
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kobbers · 4 months
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"Despite what you might think, Girri's gills can't deal with water! I'm using these wipes to clean them without getting them saturated. The rest of him is okay to soap up, though he probably won't like it. Just in case, we've got his fangs in this cozy muzzle to keep me, Kupa, and Bully safe."
inspired by this Bluesky post:
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beatriceportinari · 1 month
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Toad origami, one square sheet of paper
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starkspi · 3 months
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xiewho · 1 month
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kipperlilly?
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hussyknee · 11 months
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my disabled ass, after (1)good day: "obviously I am cured. in fact it may have all been in my head. who can say? now to rejoin society!"
me, the next day: "it has come to my attention that i may be chronically ill."
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hansoeii · 1 year
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it’s okay, babygirl.
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eightyonefour · 19 days
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lando: i was gonna hang a..
oscar: hammock.
lando: a hammock!
Oscar helping Lando find the word he is looking for (fork found in kitchen)
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sunglassesmish · 1 year
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misha telling the story from njcon last year and how it got picked up by so many news outlets and warner brothers told him to just not say anything about it. oh god why
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cloudabserk · 2 months
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influence
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boylikeanangel · 10 months
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in season 3 every time aziraphale and crowley see each other crowley is going to be wearing his sunglasses and then finally aziraphale is going to gently take them off for him hold his face in his hands and kiss him and I am going to die :))))
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My brain: unfortunately you had a toxic convo with someone on a dating app, you will be subject to replaying everything that was said for the next 12-48 hours
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