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[pebblezone]

I think she would collect the minions McDonald’s toys

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #integra hellsing #pip bernadotte #a #ofc she would like the found family trope 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 #thank you cocolacola for inspiring this train of thought ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐟❤️🐟 #fun fact! my dad collected those minions McDonald’s toys no clue why but he was a big minions guy #I think his peak in life was watching the minions sing I Swear in dispicable me 2 in theaters. good for him yknow? #need to draw minion or da Bob seras for REALSIES but alas i am forced to work and be productive 💔💔💔💔💔💥💔💔💥💔 #need to make minions memes Now I have to fucking sprint with this. French posting fish posting Homo posting they can fucking wait #kinda fucked up they scheduled me to register for classes in the middle of one of my classes #granted it doesn’t matter shit exploded the fan and a strike’s going on so I don’t have that class but it’s the Principle #they want to see me fail they are praying soooo hard for my downfall 💥🔥🦭💥🔥🔥🐟🛬🇫🇷🇫🇷 #I mean okay they didn’t it went like incredibly smooth which was nice but they hate me they’re my enemy I am stronger and better than them #scheduling this so it leaves when I’m being held at gunpoint to do a group project. now those are legitimately people wanting me to fail #I’m sorry but they’re so unpredictable and ass the pros of them are so severely outweighed by the cons it’s binks

[wonder-worker]

people really do not know what they're talking about when it comes to Elizabeth Woodville's social status, huh?

#yes Elizabeth was without a doubt considered too low-born to be queen #no she was not a commoner and nobody actually called her that during her life (so I'm not sure why people are claiming that they did?) #Elizabeth's social status was not a problem in itself; it was a problem in the context of queenship and marrying into royalty #Context is important in this and for literally everything else when it comes to analyzing history. Any discussion is worthless without it. #obviously pop culture-esque articles claiming that she was 'a commoner who captured the king's heart' are wrong; she wasn't #But emphasizing that ACTUALLY she was part of the gentry with a well-born mother and just leaving it at that as some sort of “GOTCHA!” #is equally if not more irresponsible and entirely irrelevant to discussions of the actual time period we're studying. #Elizabeth *was* considered unworthy and unacceptable as queen precisely because of her lower social status #her father and brother had literally been derided as social-climbers by Salisbury Warwick and Edward himself just a few years earlier #the Woodvilles' marriage prospects clearly reflected their status (and 'place') in society: EW herself had first married a knight and all #siblings married within the gentry to people of a similar status. compare that to the prestigious marriages arranged after EW became queen #Elizabeth having a lower social status was not 'created' by propaganda against her; it fueled and shaped propaganda against her #that's a huge huge difference; it's irresponsible and silly to conflate the two as I've seen a recent tumblr post cavalierly do #like I said she was considered too low-born to be queen long before any of the propaganda Warwick Clarence or Richard put out against her #and the fact that Elizabeth was targeted on the basis of her social status was in itself novel and unprecedented #no queen before her was ever targeted in such a manner; Clearly Elizabeth was considered notably 'different' in that regard #(and was quite literally framed as the enemy and destroyer of 'the old royal blood of this realm' and all its actual 'inheritors' like..) #ngl this sort of discussion always leaves a bad taste in my mouth #because it's not like England and France (et all) are at war or consider each other mortal enemies in the 21st century #both are in fact western european imperialistic nations who've been nothing but a blight to the rest of the world including my own country #yet academic historians clearly have no problem contextualizing the xenophobia that medieval foreign queens faced as products of their time #and sympathizing with them accordingly (Eleanor of Provence; Joan of Navarre; Margaret of Anjou; etc)(at least by their own historians) #Nor were foreign queens the “worst” targets of xenophobia: that was their attendants or in times of war commoners or soldiers #who actually had to bear the brunt of English aggression #queens were ultimately protected and guaranteed at least a veneer of dignity and respect because of their royal status #yet once again historians and people have no problem contextualizing and understanding their difficulties regardless of all this #so what is the problem with contextualizing the classism *Elizabeth* faced and understanding *her* difficulties? #why is the prejudice against her constantly diminished & downplayed? (Ive never even seen any historian directly refer to it as 'classism') #after all it was *Elizabeth* who was more vulnerable than any queen before her due to her lack of powerful foreign or national support #and Elizabeth who faced a form of propaganda distinctly unprecedented for queens. it SHOULD be emphasized more.

[cheekblush]

i wish i could just turn off my thoughts like a light switch

#i have a day off why can't my brain just let me relax in peace #no i have to contemplate and reevaluate my entire life & every decision i ever made #i'm laying here thinking about how i let my childhood self down how empty my life is how i went to uni in vain etc #instead of just enjoying my day off 😭😭😭 i really wish there was a turn off switch for my brain it needs to be unplugged!!! #this is a mentally ill thing right bc i feel like healthy people don't question their entire lives just bc they have a day off?? #they actually enjoy their down time & pursue hobbies or meet up with people & are productive instead of spending the whole day in bed #i was such a lively creative excited kid.. where did it all go wrong 😔 #i need to stop entertaining these thoughts but ultimately i'm unhappy with my life & it's my responsibility to change it #but i'm barely getting by i don't have the energy to uproot my entire life #and at the end of the day we still live in a capitalist society that doesn't let you thrive unless you're already rich #god.... where's the turn off switch???? 😭😭😭😭😭 #☁️

[seeanimation]

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[weed-cat]

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#how do i express that while it is not realistic or even desirable for everyone to strive for a monastic life or a life dedicated to pacifism #i think it's actually a really fucking important perspective to exist in the world. we need true pacifists among us. not all of us. but som #not everyone can or should dedicate themselves to meditating on and preserving the inherent sacredness of life BUT SOMEONE HAS TO. #i see a lot on here about how it's not immoral and is in fact necessary to fight back against bigotry by any means necessary #but i am of the opinion that it goes both ways. #i think it's stupid and naive and self important to believe that fighting against oppression and establishing peace are one and the same #individualism has poisoned you guys so bad that you're walking around thinking that there's a specific philosophy or mindset #that is the opposite of oppression and that every progressive should eventually arrive at. it isn't true. it doesn't exist. #that's my problem with [redacted] too but yall aren't ready for that one. #you guys are full of ideas that you think are new and radical but are irrevocably based in a western perspective #diversity in society means diversity in mentality. #someone who commits themselves to doing no harm to anyone or anything ever is not an inherent enemy or in antithesis to leftism. #this feels like such a 'making up a guy to get mad at' thing as im typing it but i don't think it is. #i think it's dishearteningly common for passionate and angry progressive fighters to assert that the only way to make a better world #is for everyone to feel and think and act like them and throw out or convert anyone who doesn't. #i don't think it's productive. i think it alienates and individualizes people who ultimately want the same ends and should be collaborating #okay im done now

[crengarrion]

i am formally asking resistance and demonstrative organisations to stop using zoom for meetings regarding direct action

#[ whispers ] #more like BEGGING. the campus gmail and outlook email addresses kill me. using google forms for registration. #pleaaaase start using protonmail and networking via signal. please do not use discord or skype. #fuck it we connect on chatango #AND IF YOU USE SIGNAL. get a burner phone and/or use services to conceal your actual number and use a dupe. #do not use microsoft or google products for your activism. if you preserve your anonymity AT protests you must also do so online including #on zoom calls. you must conceal your identity face location and environment. #use vpns and public hot spots for any attempt at concealment. do not allow yourself to be captured on any camera including your own. #use a device you do not perform your daily life tasks on (re: burner) #but ultimately STOP USING ZOOM. spike's/gotomeeting/jitsi should still work fine. #fuck teams fuck facebook messenger/whatsapp/instagram. fuck google meet. #please hire me for disability access consulting. you will receive bonus entry-level cyber security advice.

[roobylavender]

as an aside though maybe one area where i really do starkly diverge from fandom opinion on this issue is with the jason scene. like was the use of joe chill as a comparison corny and potentially misplaced? sure. but even without the stains of red hood canon or jason being referred to as a delinquent failure, the very first pair of post-crisis issues that actually employed jason’s revamped background were dc #573-4, which served as a preamble to jason’s official re-intro in batman #408 (notice the reference to dick’s close call), and which featured this admission from bruce:

bruce has always believed he was saving jason from a life of crime. he believed jason saved himself too, but that initial projection of his own savior complex and the fear of where jason would end up if he stayed in the streets was absolutely present. the work from mike w. barr and max allan collins thereafter, however, would attest to jason’s ability to prove that assumption wrong 

the problem isn’t so much that bruce held this belief at all (i mean, from an ideological point, it obv is, but i mean narratively), the problem is that there were writers who worked specifically to disprove that preconceived belief and challenge it only for later writers to bulldoze past it completely and disregard any chance for bruce to be challenged about it again once jason died, even though there was every ample opportunity to do so (esp via stephanie imo if she wasn’t also fucked over lmao) before jason was resurrected and made to justify that belief 

#seeing the reactions to that panel on twt was very confusing to me like did we not do the reading gjfkdsjflgdhlgdf #bruce absolutely believed he was saving jason off of a street life destined for doom #that is kinda what jason's whole initial arc about proving himself and being a wondrous lovely robin is about #establishing his own agency over bruce's. unfortunately jam starloser had to enter our lives #also now that i reread this idk. i think the joe chill comparison is so on the nose for the way bruce thinks #bc he also believes joe was a product of background and circumstance like i think people are viewing it as him comparing jason #to his parents' killer literally. but i think he's thinking more occupation or ultimate criminal fate wise #idk again maybe i am delusional maybe i am trying to make the best of it jdksajfdgsldfhg #to be deleted

[yaminerua]

Thinking about the unique circumstances that led to life developing on Earth and the eventual creation of fertile soil and greenery, the growth of blossoming plants and towering trees, of soft grass and verdant green leaves that almost seem to glow as the sun shines through them

And I think of how we’ve yet to find another planet out there that has definitely undergone a similar process. That for all we know at this current point in time, this blue, watery rock with all its flowers and plants and trees, is the only one of its kind.

That in all of the vastness of space we might live on the one rock where wood exists, and in all of what little we’ve glimpsed of the universe, we share our home with something so rare and precious and beautiful that it might cease to exist anywhere else altogether if we let it die.

#Life worked hard to grow here and we don’t have the time to be trying to kickstart that process on another planet #we’ve got what we’ve got here and we could preserve it for as long as our own species manages to persist if we could just #start protecting it. Start actually valuing how precious an rare and irreplaceable it is #with climate change causing more and more fires and deforestation ravaging the wild forests #And the effect this all has on the production of food and the survival of animals and people #the rage I feel for those in high places who have sat stubbornly and let this happen despite evidence and fact #the fact that little people like me can and do try to do what they can on an individual level but that it ultimately needs the Big Changes #to have any real effect.. #the fact I’ve heard about all this stuff since I was tiny and we should be further along in combating it by now #I’m just … looking at that post about the big trees has me feeling some kind of way

[orcelito]

The thing they don't tell you about grapes is that you can just do whatever the fuck you want with them. No need to bring the whole bag or break grapes off into a bowl. You can just snip a little bunch off and bring it with you into bed so that you're just lounging as you feed yourself grapes like a roman emperor.

#speculation nation #having the ultimate lazy day y'all #not great for my productivity but i need a day like this sometimes #i Did get groceries. including grapes. thus the source of this post #i am eating grapes in bed as we speak. this is what life is meant to be

[noxtivagus]

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#🌙.rambles #i'm still feeling very sick today so #i'm gna try to just be productive w what's required of me #that said tho. just a random thought #i love the intimacy in acknowledging another #whether it be using their name in casual conversation #like. don't you love the way someone says your name while smiling n laughing #& giving someone a nickname. a form of affection #or associating someone w something else. like an animal or color n stuff like that #n directly sharing how you see someone else. what they mean to you #i love that so much #direct stuff like that makes me feel like i'm actually seen and perceived positively. one affirmation that it's real #sometimes i'm shy but i love the way i want to love others #yeah thinking about it n i love the way i think of others #i ultimately do love myself and life so #in stories for example my childhood friend back in gr 4! i'd have a chara w a similar role #romanticizing aspects of my life in a fantasical n writing n fictional way #to whoever will love me in the future in a romantic n relationship way yeahh #it'll probably have a lovely balance between feeling like a dream n knowing it is reality. #smth like a story. but our story #anyways tho i'm proud of being able to recognize n acknowledge all this ! self-awareness yeahhh #n i'll try my best to improve myself #wah i feel so sick rn #sigh i'm still a bit sad tho #bcs my other friend among these two uh #idk it's a bit of a red flag imo that after meeting that dude earlier this year #hmmm. she usually initiates convo only when she's bored (not talking w him) or if she needs help w something #before she met him she'd ask if we cld call everyday bcs she felt lonely. n when we'd call she'll talk a lot but not rlly give others #a chance to talk as well? n she stops talking to whoever it may be if he replies back. that dependence seems unhealthy n i'm worried for her #she's her own person ! as her friend tho i'm :') knowing her for a long time n her patterns i can't help but worry aaa

[repurposedmeatlocker]

With everything going on recently with this god-forsaken website, unless something significant happens with the higher powers in charge, I'm going to be limiting my usage a bit.

Not deleting, since I have close to no other "social media" at the moment, and way too many friends here as it is. If anything, I'll probably check the blog here and there for dms/asks, and relegate a majority of my interactions and activity to my side blogs (if you know you know).

Here is my Carrd (kind of old and outdated, but I am planning on getting it fixed up nice).

#ultimately this is all a good excuse for me to cut out time from here and focus on life yk #hope this website gets it shit together fr since I do like it here #but quite frankly it all has been a bit upsetting #and I really have been thinking about cutting my time spent here since it kind of has been eating up free time #like there are lots of productive things I could be doing and I have school and whatever going on #I already mostly go here to check my sideblogs and a smattering of users anyway #it is not a complete off the radar or anything but I think making a post like this would be good if anything to hold myself accountable yk #squack

[youremyonlyhope]

Me: *Feels slightly good about something in my life* Life: Hmm. Nope. *Reminds me of things I should have been a part of but aren't* Me: ...Thanks.

#tonight is a rough-ish night #tomorrow should be better #i need to go to bed #i'm emotionally fragile because i've been watching ugly betty and while parts of it have not aged well AT ALL #there is still a lot of heart in this show and i'm like 5 episodes away from finishing season 1 #and the last couple of episodes had some really nice moments and yeah i'm emotionally fragile from it #then i go to instagram and see a post about a production i should have been a part of but ultimately was not #and i'm just like... why... i SHOULD have been there... #not even a rejection. just limbo. ignored. i'd have rather they just said no to me. instead of never answering. #tomorrow i see the kids i'm designing a show for and that's the only thing i really can look forward to right now #so at least that will make me feel productive about life and that i'm doing something. at least for the morning. #then my brother wants me to go to his friendsgiving but if i go his friends will be like 'so what are you up to' #and i have to say basically nothing. for the last month. nothing. #so i don't want to go but i don't really have a good reason NOT to #god i just had flashbacks because i was like 'i can't even think of the last time i just heard nothing about a production' #but no i can. because that was 2 months before this. so. that still hurts. i've already began blocking it out. not a good sign. #and then the only other time before that was in the most chaotic summer of my life #and THAT'S what caused the flashbacks just now and made me stare into space for a good 30 seconds #remembering it all and ahhhhh things i don't want to think about ahhhhhhhhhh #ugh. ok. i'm going to bed. i'm taking my gabapentin and going to bed. #and hopefully i wake up on time since the last few days i've slept in late due to being near-depressed yayyyy life sucks #and now i have a headache woohoo

[lystring]

i love that just the thought of my upcoming birthday sends me into a depression spiral.

#as usual everyone has other plans for my birthday #as usual i am scheduled to work on my birthday (or others are) #as usual i dont want to make a big production out of it but wtill want people to wanna celebrate me #but like i don't want a big family affair #i honestly dont know what I want #my 30th birthday wasn't at all what i ever pictured it to be but i fucking loved it #but then no one took ANY pictures cus im the only one who ever thinks of taking pictures apparently #so i have no pictures of one of the happiest nights of my life #like yeah sorry im being emo rn lmao but #I just wish someone wanted to make an effort to make it special i guess even though I know i fight it so much #but like theres a REASON i fight it so much #idk #i just dont want to be disappointed so i lower and lower my expectations but im still always kinda sad #I wish i was more relaxed about birthdays or even like suoer excited about them #but instead i dread them and try to make them less of a big deal because i always become so depressed which ultimately leads to.. #u guessed it #more disappointment and depression lmao #its dumb #feels like i should've grown out of it by now but nah #:) #personal #will delete soon probably lol

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Studying sustainability has taught me that the answer to things like “is it better to use paper or plastic bags?” always ends up being something like “we would need to perform an extremely in depth study on the entire life cycle of both types of bags from virgin material collection to product recollection, compare things like amount of product each type of bag can carry, material usage per bag, how frequently double-bagging is occurring, and take into account a ridiculous number of factors down to the fuel efficiency of the trucks that transport them and even after all that we would have to try to find a way to compare whether the higher carbon emissions of producing and transporting paper bags is better than the fact that the plastic bags will be plastic bags for the next thousand years. And at the end of the day all this research would ultimately not be particularly useful because our waste collection streams in the US are so fucking bad it’s depressing.”

And then someone will ask about reusable bags and you’d have to do the study again only to reveal that you need to use the reusable bag like a couple thousand times to offset the carbon emissions it takes to make the reusable bag and make it worth it over disposable bags and that’s not taking into consideration bags breaking before then or being forgotten about completely.

The answer always leads to “it’s incredibly complicated but our current practices are so terrible we would need a full scale restructuring of our economy and practices to such a degree that can literally never happen because our government is lobbied by the people who make money off of said unsustainable practices.”

So the answer to “paper bags or plastic bags?” is that we need to destroy capitalism

#sustainability ramblings

[maisha-online]

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[xjulixred45x]

I could't contain myself guys sorry--

Bro, do you realize how scary it would be to have Vox as a Yandere?

just imagine it. You could be one of his workers, maybe too good at your job, because not only do you do what Vox tells you without asking questions, but you also know what to say and what not to say to avoid a "tantrum" from him. or rather, when his insecurities attack with force like when Alastor returns.

Vox would probably be a somewhat condescending yandere (as seen with Val) but don't think you can't turn tables easily, if you stroke his ego enough, you can have him around your finger. but that doesn't make it any less dangerous for those around you.

He makes the typical 180 degree turn in attitude when it comes to Other Employees and when it comes to You. Damn, you may be the only one of his employees who gets paid vacations (or even vacations) or even birthday bonuses, things like that. He likes to give you his things or products with the excuse that "they are for testing" even if they have already been released on the market.

Like:

Vox: who the fuck eat My leftovers!?! WHENEVER WHO WAS I'M GOING TO-

Darling: it was me sir.

Vox:--give You the rest and take You out for lunch, You haven't eaten in the whole day AGAIN, didn't ya?

He definitely avoids conflict with you by hypnotizing you, when he starts to feel hostility, fear on your part or that you want to leave, he makes you "out of nowhere" have "ONE MORE TASK" and you can't help but do what he says.

and IT IS NOT just to avoid fights or for you to leave, it is something CONSTANT (once every two days MINIMUM), although Vox is not worried about your brain turning into mush due to its powers, it always keeps nutritious things in your diet and they come out relatively often , as you have to follow him everywhere.

Eventually he becomes more clingy and needy in this case, it's practically not that he's proposing to you or anything, he's just slowly dragging you into a relationship without you realizing it (because you're not lucid enough). Unless you develop a higher level of tolerance to his hypotonic trick, I don't think you'll notice his Red Flags.

I think it would be ESPECIALLY BAD if Darling is also a Sinner, because then they wouldn't even be able to get out of the pride ring to run away from Vox. leaving you with many fewer options and having to avoid all of Vox's technology, which you could only achieve by 1- going to the Cannibal Legion or 2- going to the Hazbin Hotel.

Running away is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT, not only because of his hypnotic trick, but because he literally has EYES EVERYWHERE, on every screen in hell. If you somehow manage to get away with it and run away, Vox would be SO ANGRY and looking for you all over hell with their screens.

Although definitely if you were gone more than a day, he would be more distraught than angry and would begin to despair. Even Val and Velvet would give him a hand because of how bad it would be.

Just imagine, thinking that you finally lost sight of Vox's search drones, without realizing that you stand in front of some store and VOX ITSELF appears on the screens :)

If you made the stupid decision to go to the Hazbin Hotel, Vox would be distraught and would even think that Alastor was somehow holding you hostage, obviously! Why would you go there if you knew his biggest enemy was there? Alastor must be using you as a bargaining chip! How dare he!?

(in this case, fortunately, the punishment is much less severe, but he would definitely monitor you for the rest of your life)

When he eventually gets you back (after a few days or even WEEKS of anguish) expect, first of all, to be in a mortal embrace that lasts AT LEAST 2 days and then receive your "punishment" which would be to be under hypnosis for AT LEAST 1 YEAR to be sure that this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

Although calm down! He gives your mind breaks periodically because 1- he doesn't know if that would ultimate mess with your head and 2- it's nice to hear YOU talk instead of the robotic version.

When that year FINALLY ends, you will be a much more obedient, more terrified, sweeter version of You, according to Vox, like a frightened Deer. It was a long and hard process, but the good thing is that you don't have to do anything anymore! absolutely! Just do what he tells you and everything will be fine.

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Not one of the Best yanderes to have, but Def not the worst

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