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vanosslirious · 2 months
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #312
Vanoss Crew Dialogue Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 8 ]
SMII7Y
How the fuck am I supposed to do this?
Wait, hold up, let me get this.
I fell off the roof.
I was so worried for a second.
Boy, am I glad you’re here.
What else is new around here?
I thought my prayers were answered.
What about the bedroom, any upgrades? 
Just as I suspected, it’s terrible.
How are they supposed to see me in the dark?
As long as there's not a giant roaring fire next to me, I'm going to be fine.
We literally have a camera.
What have I stumbled across?
This feels so eerie.
I feel like he targeted me, did you hear that?
You can stay here, I don't care.
Please, don’t tell me you don’t have what you think you have.
I love this, this is great.
Back to where I belong, fuck my life.
Slow down, damn.
KRYOZ
I have your problems.
It has to be done.
That's what happens when you get into my zone.
We're literally in a recession.
Wait, so did they make up for my back pay or what?
No, I can't buy anything, you bitch.
I don't have sound yet.
Shoutout to them though, they do good work.
I might say another thing here soon.
Are you spraying me, because I don't feel nothing.
VANOSSGAMING
Oh shit, that’s not the flint.
Oh, that’s convenient.
Are you going to throw a gravity grenade?
Oh, you think he’s good looking.
We’ll make a Tumblr!
I can’t wait, Mr. Googly eyes.
I’m sure he needs too.
I gave you a fucking chance!
Come here and find out.
I gave you a fucking chance when I asked you…
MOO
You mean A as in Available, because no one else is going to jump on that, I'm telling you that much.
It's fine, I'm used to it.
Yeah, that was the give away.
I don't know what we're doing, who we're doing it for, or why we're doing it.
Please don't die.
Okay, what atrocity am I being brought into?
I keep thinking that's like a duck quacking.
Yeah, I trust you…
Why did you do that?
I have twenty minutes.
H2ODELIRIOUS
Obviously, it’s a trap.
Oh, I think I’m good.
Well, I got two lives…
He’s telling the truth, I think.
That is really good, actually.
He's definitely not getting past that.
I wonder if we can break into people’s vehicles.
Maybe we can make our money this way.
I can’t believe I saw that.
I’m greedy tonight.
BRYCEGAMES
They sound close to me.
I can't tell you where he is.
They're trying to chase us.
Run towards me.
Why'd we get so much mail, all at the same time?
It is you with the ugly hat!
This is so difficult.
You shot a man grieving his dead wife.
Where did those bees come from?
Somehow, we all won, even though I died.
GRIZZY
We all froze each other at the worst times possible.
You deadass do not know how to shut the fuck up.
Yeah, I spent money already.
You gave that shit away so fast.
You learn by failing.
We're gonna figure this out once the smoke disappears.
So, I'm not gonna do that.
Oh, you hit that, oh shit.
He can literally see you.
They're still not hitting you.
BLARG
Don't look at what?
It's so fucking fast for no reason.
This is the only safe place in the kitchen, please help us.
This has never turned out bad for anybody ever.
I'm gonna land on him.
What if we just don't?
He's upset about something…
Wait, is this gonna be a laser, it's right next to me.
Hold on, let's commit a felony first.
I put it on myself!
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oryxcrafts · 2 years
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Throwing my old rpf fandoms together bc I can *yeets a couple birds at you*
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mssjynx · 4 years
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Ohmtoonz #1
awkward prompt list
ohmtoonz drabble 1. “Why are you naked?”
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Cartoonz wasn’t insecure about his body. Not in the slightest. 
He worked hard on his physique and showed it off with pride, not caring for words like “vain” or “narcissistic” that were thrown at him on occasion. He was more than comfortable in his own skin and perhaps it was simply because he was so proud that when his roommate and five of their friends walked into their apartment while he was ass naked in the living room, he turned to them with a grin and didn’t bother to try and hide himself. 
“Oh God!” 
“What the-” 
“My eyes!” 
The cries of terror were loud enough to draw a laugh from Luke, who popped his hands on his hips without fear as the men either gawked in horror or hid their faces in humiliation. 
And Ohm, right at the front, just stared. His cheeks had gone pink in only seconds and Luke didn’t miss the way his eyes drew down and up his body. Luke didn’t think his roommate even knew what he was doing as he blinked back up to Luke’s eyes; meeting them with a darkening flush. 
“Why- Why are you naked?” was the calm response from Ryan, who was never one to make too much of a fuss. 
Delirious thumped to the floor, coughing with his hand over his eyes as if dying, and Luke ignored the way Vanoss snickered and kicked him lightly with a foot. 
“Your kitchen better not hold anymore naked men,” Marcel muttered, shoving through the group to get out of the main room. Evan and Scott were quick to follow before Delirious scampered after them on all fours. Luke watched him go with a smirk, knowing the five would get over it more than quickly. Craig was the last to leave, flashing Luke a wink and a thumbs up before dashing into the kitchen and firmly closing the door behind him. 
“Thought I’d do some naked yoga seeing as my roommate wasn’t supposed to be home for another few hours,” Luke said, keeping his eyes locked on the humiliated man before him. Ryan didn’t seem capable of letting his eyes settle anywhere and Luke felt slightly sadistic with how much he loved the other’s embarrassment. 
“We- Well, the bar closed because there was an, uh… an accident. So I thought I’d bring the guys back here, not expecting you to be n- naked…” Those pretty hazel eyes flicked to Luke’s chest before leaping back up to the ceiling as a muttered: “Jesus Christ,” dropped from the man’s tongue. 
Luke shrugged, taking a few steps closer to Ryan and snickering when the other took a few stumbled steps back. “A text would have been nice,” he said with a smirk, pausing before tapping a finger on his hip. “Though you seem pretty interested. I can always kick the guys out, y’know; you and me can do some naked yoga together.” The suggestion was posed as innocent enough though by the way Ryan’s lashes fluttered with his sharp intake of breath, there was no denying that he’d understood Luke’s innuendo. 
When the taller man continued forward, Ryan didn’t draw back, his fingers curled in fists by his side as Luke got close enough to touch him. He hooked his fingers around Ryan’s hip, dragging Ohm one step forward into his space before tilting his head and grinning. Those eyes didn’t seem capable of leaving his.
“I’ll show you some of my favourite positions,” he murmured, fingertips brushing the line of Ryan’s jaw to tilt his head up a little. 
And with their mouths only inches apart, Ryan tore himself back, face dark red as he stormed into the kitchen. “You guys need to go,” Luke heard him say, mouth open in a laugh as he followed his roommate. 
An outcry sounded from the kitchen and Luke slipped up behind Ryan, sliding an arm around his front and grinning at their friends. “I mean, they can stay if they want,” he purred, pressing a kiss to the place beneath Ryan’s ear. “But we can’t promise we won’t be loud…” 
The way Delirious paled and Scotty grimaced, the message was well received. 
“Fuck this,” Jon spluttered, grabbing Evan by the wrist without even seeming to realise he’d done it. “Let’s go to Vanoss’s.” 
He dragged the Canadian from the room as Evan stammered in protest, but with the other three close behind, he gave up on trying to keep the rowdy crew out of his house. Being so close to Delirious meant he really didn’t get a say in much, but Luke knew that Evan would put up with it. The two were head over heels and it was only them who couldn’t see it. 
But as the front door slammed shut, Luke didn’t care for Evan or Delirious. He spun Ryan around to face him, grabbing him by the butt and pulling him close. Ohm let out a huff, though the hand that grasped Luke’s bicep wasn’t one of disinterest. 
“You’re a terrible boyfriend,” Ryan said, despite how he leaned into Luke’s space and tilted his head up for the incoming kiss. 
“I know,” Luke said, murmuring the words to Ryan’s mouth. “But you wouldn’t have it any other way.” 
And his only reply was an irritated grunt, before Ryan pressed their mouths together in a kiss and allowed Luke to drag him to their bedroom. 
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crimsonbluemoon · 4 years
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H2OVanoss - 1 & 8 ꉂ (′̤ॢ∀ ू‵̤๑))ˉ̞̭♡
I WAS DOING SO WELL! I was under the 1k mark for ALL of the drabblez, and this dumb owlbun has to hit me with the feels. >.
So if anyone read my Mob AU drabblez with H2O Vanoss, here’s another one. 
The inspiration for this story is “Never Gonna Leave This Bed” by Maroon 5
Number: 1/8Prompt: when person A can’t get their confession out so they just kiss person B to show them how they feel/kisses between words to get the point acrossPairing: H2O Vanoss
Warning: Mentions of sex and violence, but no actual sex/violence.
“Do you regret it?” Delirious had never heard Vanoss’s voice so soft before. Slowly, he turned his gaze away from the window, letting the patter of rain echo in the quiet air of the room. The sheets that had felt so warm the night before were cold around his hips, meaning that the man he’d shared the bed with had left while he slept. That sort of trust normally meant death in their world. 
But twelve hours ago, Delirious thought he’d watched the love of his life die in front of him. His will to live was still struggling to come back.  
Vanoss didn’t enter the room completely, his shoulder wedged against the doorway while staring at Delirious silently. Stunned at the attention and somber face, Delirious blinked, hands clutched over the thin fabric keeping his bare skin covered. It wasn’t that he was self-conscious about his body; he knew that he was attractive. The scars and bullet wounds that were visible were just stories of how resilient he was. He could still remember how Evan’s fingers had trailed down the deep scar on his hip while they recovered between rounds. The innocence in his pained gaze crushed something in Delirious’s chest that he’d sworn he’d carved out years ago. Despite being a good leader to his crew, Vanoss was still young, still too kind to be the monster he’d need to in order to survive in their world. 
Even now, watching Evan’s slow approach to his bed, Delirious could see several ways to incapacitate him without a second thought. Could murder him, if he wanted to kill his soul in the process.  
“Do-uh, do you?” Because he didn’t, not for a second. But from the grimace Vanoss wore when glancing away, he wondered if that wasn’t the response he was supposed to give. He knew that they…hadn’t really talked the night before. Delirious had been too angry, too hurt, too scared (when was the last time he felt that?) to think anything through. Once he had seen Vanoss gasping for breath, the watery cage he’d been imprisoned in suffocating him, Delirious had snapped. He hadn’t kept track of how many people he killed that night, of how much blood had coated his hands before Luke’s shout of ‘he’s still breathing, Delirious! We got him!’ finally reached him. He’d scared a few of Vanoss’s crew, finally showing them the demon that lurked under his skin. 
It didn’t stop him from crushing the enemy leader’s skull under his boot while he still squirmed for life.
“Why would you come after me?” The change of the conversation made Delirious fumble with a response. 
“You, uh, I just-how can’t you know I…it’s just, you know. You know.” Evan’s eyes were just so expressionate; Delirious wasn’t sure he could ever explain what a simple look from the young gang leader could do to him. 
“Last time I thought I knew something, you threatened to end me if I came back around. Then I got kidnapped, and you killed half the city to save me.” Luke had warned him that his skeletons would come back to haunt him one day, but he’d never thought they’d go after Vanoss. A slow breath followed Evan sitting on the edge of the bed, but Delirious didn’t like the distance. So he didn’t let it linger long; he reached across to snag the other’s elbow, dragging him back to the middle of the bed. Vanoss let himself be moved, but the stern edge to his eyes proved he wasn’t done with the conversation. “Now I’m in your base, in your bed. We had sex multiple times and you haven’t even told me your real name. So no, Delirious, I don’t know. Because you won’t tell me. So either answer my question, or I leave this bed and never come back.” 
“I have told you- so-so many times I’ve-I saved you! I went an-and I killed-you know I can’t just say it. Say that I-I-” A pause in the conversation made Vanoss wince, the motion frustrating Delirious enough to growl. Throwing words out the window, Delirious grabbed the back of Vanoss’s neck, yanking him forward into a kiss. His tongue didn’t wait for permission to push into the younger mouth, dominating it with years of experience. Sex never meant much to him, thrown at him as payment or peace offerings by other gangs or strangers. He never took them to his base, never his safe haven. But the way his sheets looked crumpled under Evan’s tan skin when he pinned the younger leader to them was worth the risk, the vulnerability. He’d take Vanoss to bed every night, if the other would let him. He’d fight all of New York for this kiss. Vanoss was too deep under his skin, his blood blazing with need when Evan’s mouth moaned softly against his own. He kissed to show his feelings, the ones that words would never properly express, and he hated how easily Vanoss could break their connection to speak.  
“You’ve shown me,” Evan whispered, breathless when they pulled away. His fingers were gentle, roaming the bruised cheek Delirious had gotten the night before. Even with Delirious’s powerful form over him, knowing the death and destruction he could leave when on a warpath, Vanoss didn’t shy away. He leaned up off the bed, placing a soft kiss against Delirious’s lips between each sentence. “With your body. With your power. You’ve killed people for me. Protected my men. You’ve shown me what Delirious thinks of me. And I love him, too.”
“Evan,” he breathed out, shivering underneath the stroke of Vanoss’s thumb over his pulse. For a moment, he wondered which one of them was truly stronger; the one who could take over the world with his fists, or the one who could own that monster with five simple words. 
“But I want to know what you, the man under the mask, thinks of me.” Vanoss slowly leaned back, eyes staring at him in adoration. They were too kind for Delirious to resist. “Did that man want to take me home last night? Was I just a conquest fueled by adrenaline and jealousy? Or was I a regret? You need to tell me what I mean to you.”
“I can’t,” Delirious gritted out through clenched teeth, hands fisting in the bedsheets beneath them. Evan didn’t hide at the showing of anger. Instead, he pulled Delirious closer, their bodies melding together again.
“You can. Trust me.” Then Evan wrapped his arms around Delirious’s back, holding him in a way that held no motive or sexual undertones. It was just affection, comfort, something that cut him worse than if Evan had run a knife down his spine. It left him open and raw, with no way to sew himself back together. For the first time in years, Delirious trembled, closing his eyes and burying his face into the smooth neck to feel it rumble. “Let me love you. Tell me your name.” 
And with the rain pouring around them like a deafening cloak for the rest of the world, Jonathan did.  
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dragonpro809 · 3 years
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Do you have any g/t headcanons for the Vanoss crew??
Not as of yet, I've mainly focused on making MCYT headcanons plus my own AUs, but if you have a prompt or idea, feel free to share it with me! I'd love to hear your ideas! ^-^ (also, I will make headcanons for the vanoss crew soon)
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bbs-au-ideas · 5 years
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Random Prompt #47
Whenever Vanoss gets a girlfriend, the crew can either support it or just make a few jokes about it and have fun/give him small tips on what he needs to work on.
Evan is just taking his sweet time, trying to choose a good partner, not going straight on as Vanoss but he's looking out for some.
Rynx can't even choose his own, Vanoss is just gonna say some stuff that might discourage him from getting one or Evan tells him if he's sure that's the one he wants, making it more difficult to choose a partner.
~Add on for anyone wanting to make this a story~
Rynx did want to go with Delirious but Vanoss and Evan told him to at least make sure that's the one he wants, soon having to force himself to forget the feelings right away. [But this doesn't affect Delirious as he is aware of the helicopter monitoring Rynx is dealing with from Evan and Vanoss]
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vanosslirious · 2 months
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #310
Vanoss Crew Dialogue Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 8 ]
VANOSSGAMING
Yeah, we gotta get out of here.
That would be one badass way to go.
Nevermind, you're not needed.
Hello, ghost person? What's your favorite color?
I wasn't scared at all, by the way, guys.
I'm obviously going to die first.
Jeez, relax, we're like four feet away.
Fuck, where's the lighter?
I spent three hundred dollars and we still don't get everything we need?
What the fuck was that, he broke the ouiji board.
He's haunting our utility bills.
I'm so alone and scared.
It doesn't look too dangerous.
I'm falling through the sky.
Wait, really, is that what you’re eating right now?
No, I’m fucking serious, dude.
My thing’s not working anymore.
There’s like an identical whale flying past my screen right now.
I tried to light it, it didn’t work.
I need admin rights.
TERRORISER
You're gonna flip, bitch.
Hey, get in the vehicle!
Okay, let's get the metal detectors.
Oh, I lived.
Oh my God, this actually worked really well.
Shut up about the elevator.
He's gonna fucking hate this.
We're gonna blow this up, right?
This is like a perfect welcoming gift, what a home.
The first thing you do is throw me under a fucking bus, how fucking dare you, you little fuck.
BASICALLYIDOWRK
He pushed me off! 
I didn't fall, he pushed me off!
I got hit, I'm dead.
I didn't know that was an option.
Alright, backing out.
No hesitation.
You're crushing it right now.
Alright, I'm in, I'm in.
He grabbed me and killed me.
What just killed me?
COURAGEJD
I need you to look internally or something, and figure out where we can improve.
I trusted you this whole time, I knew you had it.
No you're not, right?
I just cheated.
Why is he doing jumping jacks in the middle of the run?
I'm right behind you, baby, I'm right behind you, daddy.
Telling you right now, that'd be so crazy.
See you guys in hell!
We're gonna lose, we're gonna be out.
I'm so far behind, bro.
SMII7Y
I saved myself.
He might be coming back.
We don’t need the drone right now.
How did you not die?
That's more like it.
Oh my bad, I thought you were going to kill me.
Shall we wait?
Bro, that’s nice as hell.
Nice driving you fucking idiot.
This was not worth it.
BLARG
Hello, hunter time.
I've been chasing this guy for five business days.
Get away from me, chair!
They look like a handsome couple.
Yeah, but I don't know how to use it.
Bitch, I shot it, don't worry.
So, what's the game plan right now?
Do you know how good I am at dying?
Watch this, I'm already dead.
Alright, I'm done my chores.
H2ODELIRIOUS
Get your bats out, we ain't playing games this time.
Stop fighting over the baby!
I'm leaving you guys.
We're fighting for that last slice of pizza right there.
We definitely need money, we’re low on cash.
What did he say? I didn’t hear him.
I shouldn’t piss them off.
 I’m not good at maths, even easy maths, especially when I’m being put on the spot.
Ah, he killed me!
What’d you hit me with?
DEADSQUIRREL
I can never hit you!
Well, that's a lie.
It is what it is, sometimes.
Are you okay, are you down?
I never said we were smart.
I don't have good guns for this, I just realized that.
That grenade launcher would be beautiful right now.
I'm where we're supposed to be.
I'm out of ammo.
He's screaming his ass off.
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vanosslirious · 3 months
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #307
Vanoss Crew IRL Names & Aliases Prompts and Sentence Starters: [ 6 ]
SMII7Y
You warned Puffer only, assuming I was fine!
Funny moment, we kill Fl0m.
John, do you want to join?
Okay, first strat, we actually kill Fl0m this time, thoughts?
Tucker's about to knife somebody.
How much is that worth, Fl0m?
John, this video…
John, I think you should use it, or should I?
What the fuck, John!
John, if we had to use that card…
BIGPUFFER
Now SMii7y has a chance.
Think about what you want, SMii7y, think really hard.
Hey, SMii7y, what are you doing tonight, what are you doing tonight, baby?
No, Grizzy, don't touch me, I didn't mean it!
Matt, as long as you don't touch me, I'm fine with it.
Wait, Grizzy, what are you doing?
Grizzy, where are you taking me?
Oh my God, they don't know, Grizzy!
Matt, what the fuck?
Matt, you're doing great…Matt, you're not doing great, they're all here.
BLARG
Grizzy, do you want a big kiss?
SMii7y, what are you doing?
What's Matt doing?
Grizzy's literally a vacuum.
Give it to Matt.
Come on, Grizzy, off to heaven.
Puffer, can you revive me, so I can pick up that RPG?
I'm taking wagers for Puffer dying.
You're about to be struggling a lot harder, SMii7y.
Nah, SMii7y's got him.
WILDCAT
What the fuck is Brian doing?
Nogla just said the nerdiest shit I've ever heard.
Delirious, you do this one, I don't remember what it does.
What are you looking for, Nogla?
I feel bad because I thought it was Nogla.
No, fucking Nogla, bitch!
We can go torment Nogla, Brian let's go torment him, he killed you.
Brian, I'm not going to kill you, I can't kill you.
Brian, do you want to be my friend this game?
Marcel was arsonist, he was trying to douse people.
NOGLA
Brian's dying as well.
This is where Moo and Delirious went and died!
Wait, Blarg's dead?
Evan, put the fucking meat down!
Remember, Evan, the new rule.
You're in first, Evan, let's go.
Brock, we only have a minute and fifty-two seconds and you're taking up 10% of it right now.
Excellent choice, Evan, excellent choice.
Did Moo do another Mr. Vanoss?
Evan won, you did it.
COURAGEJD
He's to your right, Jordan!
Go, Marcel, go, go!
I got second, Marcel!
Come on, Marcel, top six.
How are you doing, Marcel?
Where's Marcel?
Come on, Marcel.
How are you doing, Jordan?
Jordan, I think you would've made that if you stopped jumping.
We're all up here, you, me, and Marcel.
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vanosslirious · 13 days
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #316
Vanoss Crew Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 8 ]
SMII7Y
Why would you let me play again?
Why, he’s going to win?
We can win this game together.
What the fuck did you get?
I’ll have to come in and save the day.
How do you get one every time?
You shouldn’t have talked shit.
Where did he get that?
Let’s go…back to where we were.
I can’t do any of that.
I’ve been waiting so long for this!
This is literally a dream come true.
I can't see it, but I spent money on this, so I hope it looks good for you.
What the fuck you doing up there?
Let’s survey the area.
Yes, I am aware of that, and I will get to that.
This is couples therapy.
I’m coming to check it out.
Look at you go, beautiful.
Are you just standing in the middle and spinning?
BIGPUFFER
As long as I am in the middle.
He's looking right at us, I think he got pissed.
What is this red spot?
He'll probably jump over it.
He's throwing a rock.
Can you take shelter inside?
There's another guy in here.
Can you go to the roof, take the ladder to your left.
What have we created?
Wait, are we going against each other, how does this work?
BLARGMYSCHNOOPLE
I was so excited that I was the crab.
Oh my God, you guys are so far away.
Oh, you did this at a very bad time.
I was facing the wrong way and someone froze me.
My game isn't even up yet.
Hold on, let me try something.
Can't hit what you can't see, bitch.
Hit me, I dare you.
Well, I'll see you guys later, we're all done.
Like two seconds ago, but you weren't paying attention.
GRIZZY
And there's people on top of the hill.
Are you guys coming in here with me?
I'm so sorry!
I got no shields.
Why are you doing handstands?
We're never gonna see him again.
I guess I'll take it.
Look at us arguing like brother and sister, oh my God.
Now I'm trapped in the corner.
I tried to save your life.
VANOSSGAMING
Where's leaf blower guy?
Relax, it's just a crab.
What the fuck is that down there?
Kill me, bitch, I don't have it.
Uh, I did something bad.
I think it's quite crafty, it's in my art project.
I don't know, I've never seen that before.
I lost all composure when I saw something pop up, and I started clicking.
I told you the birds steal shit.
Should I start it?
NOGLA
Oh, that means we survived one day, congratulations.
Where do we get out, is this our new home?
Okay, we’re back here, what’s up?
Maybe he gave me a break this week.
It's like a wooden cookie.
You can't do anything with this.
He has your eyes, he's your baby.
We should probably prepare.
Stop going down, bitch.
Nope, you want me to take a photo of him?
MOO
What was the code?
I'm just gonna enter every number.
I got it, I'm so freaking smart.
Learn how to do math, idiots.
I should be in bed right now.
I have feelings still.
I'm a killing machine. 
Someone's here.
That's actually genius.
Oh, we're fighting different people.
WILDCAT
I'm not sucking enough people.
If you're an imposter, I kindly ask you to take us both out.
Can I have a milkshake?
You know what, I'll take it.
Oh my God, I just witnessed that.
Yes, obviously, dumbass!
Ask him why he did that.
You can't talk to anyone that's already dead, right?
That was fun, you got to talk to him for a little bit.
That was a fun little adventure we went on.
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vanosslirious · 2 months
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #313
Vanoss Crew IRL Names & Alias Prompts: [ 6 ]
SMII7Y
It was Nogla, not me.
You're such a bitch, Nogla.
We're gonna let Grizzy win this one.
As long as Nogla doesn't win, I'm pretty happy.
Hey, Pezzy, what kind of damage can you do with that hand?
That's not very Nogla of you, Nogla.
And Pezzy still can't play.
I'm so uncomfortable with John's character saying this to me.
John, do you want a good hand?
John, you know what else is cringe?
BIGPUFFER
Is it Nogla?
Stop eating me, SMii7y.
We're getting it out of here, Matt, don't worry, you're gonna be free.
Stop Matt…
Matt, you're pushing me out of the hot tub!
Matt has trapped us, we can't leave!
SMii7y, throw him.
Hey, Matt, there's a guy right next to us.
Matt, he's underneath the thing.
Wait, we gotta look for Matt.
FL0M
SMii7y, put it the fuck down!
Eli, you ran right into it!
You have less points than me, SMii7y.
Holy shit, Tucker!
SMii7y killed that guy and ran me over with a fucking horse, you sick fuck!
SMii7y, did they catch you already?
Eli, I hate you.
SMii7y, I got you bro.
Check this out, SMii7y.
You see me, SMii7y?
VANOSSGAMING
That worked, Brian, that worked.
What do you think of that, Lanai, huh?
Come on in, Delirious, come on in.
Come on, Droidd, come out here.
Where were you when we heard the door, uh, Marcel?
What's down there, Brian?
Oh, I found it, Brian!
Brian, speak to them!
How do you make Delirious' mic quality sound good?
What are you—you're inspecting the couch, Delirious.
BASICALLYIDOWRK
Evan, are you a killer?
Nogla actually texted Evan what happened, by the way!
Legiqn has no skins.
I'm dead, Jack, one v one.
You're fucking crushing it, Legiqn You fucking crush—gone, no!
Take your time, Legiqn, I don't see the slime.
I tried to grab Jack's ass, but I couldn't make it.
I don't fucking know, Evan, have you've been there before?
And how do you suggest we do that, Evan?
Come on, Nogla, come on!
H2ODELIRIOUS
That's okay, Bryce, you don't have too.
One's coming right behind you, Bryce.
We did it, Bryce, that was easy. 
He's chasing Bryce!
I see you, Droidd.
Vanoss has been murdered by Droidd.
I hear him, Himi.
I thought that was Fourzer0seven at first…
What are you doing, Vanoss?
Another one, Marcel.
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BBS Dialogue Prompts: #311
Vanoss Crew IRL Names & Alias' Prompts: [ 7 ]
SMII7Y
Let's get 'em, Fl0m.
I'm coming, Fl0m!
Bye, Fl0m you stupid bitch.
Fl0m, you have the ammo now.
This is why I said you're a terrible teammate, Tucker, right here.
Tucker flipped, Tucker flipped.
Fl0m, you want to race, me and you?
Pezzy, I'm gonna absolve you of your sins.
Play the zero, Nogla.
Pezzy, just drop it.
VANOSSGAMING
Hey, Brock's away for a couple of weeks, so we gotta let it out.
Hey, Marcel, speaking of elevators, did you know that one ding means up, and two dings means down, in an elevator? Well, now you know, bitch, tell people I told you.
I want that fact to be attached to my name. I want to release a book, Vanoss Elevator facts, one page long.
Brian, do you have any TNT?
What does that mean, Delirious, we vote for you?
I guess I'll vote for Delirious.
I voted for you, Nogla.
Nogla, just text me what happened.
Nogla tried to kill you?
Sit your ass down, Lanai.
TERRORISER
No, that's Brock's that's gonna get it.
Brock, down, this could be my moment.
Oh my God, if Brock wins this…
Teleport there, Vanoss, teleport.
Welcome home, Delirious.
Oh, Brock's going to be so happy seeing you running around his area.
Vanoss, run!
Marcel, can you see me?
No, it wasn't Delirious!
Brock, you coming?
NOGLA
With Brock gone, we can finally have fun.
Cause Marcel never tips.
He's going for Brian.
Oh, Marcel, you're right here.
Yeah, Brian, it's not like I said it ten fucking times.
Evan, come here, you gotta stick with me.
Brian, we're just trying to help you, man.
Evan, what's your role?
Well, it's not me, Scotty or Wildcat.
You know what to do, Evan, just listen to your heart.
BIGPUFFER
Matt, be careful, it's a trap.
Grizzy, we're out front...Grizzy, where are you?
Grizzy found one too.
No, SMii7y's alive, SMii7y you have twenty seconds.
SMii7y, get him.
Matt, be a crab with me.
Grizzy, how about you fucking shoot someone…
Grizzy's AFK.
Fuck you, Nogla!
Fucking shoot this guy, SMii7y.
H2ODELIRIOUS
Terroriser, Nogla blew up your area.
I'm voting Vanoss.
Vanoss, you're bitch, you're a bitch, Vanoss!
You weren't supposed to vote him, Vanoss.
Bryce, you have made it.
We gotta figure out what happened here, Bryce.
Bryce, we just started the game and you already broke it!
Bryce, I'm dead.
Bryce, come here, look…look over there.
Hang on, Bryce.
BRYCEGAMES
This is my first day on the job, Delirious, can you take my picture?
One below you, Delirious, right below you.
Really, on Liz's birthday too?
Delirious is actually being very polite.
Liz, what'd you got?
What'd you got Ria?
Delirious, do you wanna see something work?
Delirious, would you like to take a dip with me?
Delirious, you left me alone again!
Delirious, I'm stuck.
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #309
Vanoss Crew IRL Names & Alias' Prompts and Sentence Starters: [ 5 ]
BASICALLYIDOWRK
Jack, I need you to win the game.
Thirty seconds, Jack, stay alive for thirty seconds.
Jack, they're both grabbing me.
Evan, he's coming.
Nogla, he's right here, Nogla, he's right here!
I can see you, Brian.
Brian, don't move at all!
What the fuck, Legiqn?
Why'd you take my fucking tail, Leqign?
I don't think Scotty's good.
H2ODELIRIOUS
What does it say that it does, Ria?
Go ahead, Ria.
She's got the damn gun you have, Bryce.
Oh my God, I saw what that was, Bryce!
Yeah, you're not surviving this, Bryce.
What, you shot me, Ria!
It's just handing Bryce the victory at this point.
Flip the coin, Bryce, flip the coin, do it!
I'm already back far enough, Bryce.
You won't do it, Ria, you won't do it.
VANOSSGAMING
Oh, which one should I take, Nogla?
Oh, nice, Brock!
Thanks, Nogla.
Nogla is sick and eating.
Moo has to leave by the way, for an appointment, at Chuck E. Cheese…for my birthday.
Alright, Brian, give him a nice scream for the outro cue.
We have prepared some stuff for our important special visitor, H2ODelirious.
So, what do you think of your new home, Delirious?
Did you know, did you know that, Delirious?
See, he's impressed, Brian, he's impressed!
NOGLA
Oh, nice, SMii7y, nice dude.
Oh, let's go, Blarg, let's go, Blarg!
Did I help you, Brian, did I help you win?
Let's go, Brian, you're the best dude.
Oh boy, Brock, that was a terrible decision you just made.
Yep, that was Evan's fault.
Brian, there's none up here.
Brian, your death is not in vain, look what fun we're having.
What else should we show, Delirious?
Delirious, have you seen everything, is there anything you haven't seen yet?
SMII7Y
I don't even know if I should wait for John, I feel like he's a lost cause.
Come here, Byze!
Byze, look behind you.
Where are you, John?
Matt, you have to request to shoot from now on, okay?
Nice shot, Matt.
Grizzy, breach it.
Matt, I need you to chill.
I need someone to keep an eye on Matt, I don't trust him.
I'm coming, Tucker!
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #315
Vanoss Crew IRL Names & Alias Prompts: [ 6 ]
SMII7Y
You know what, it didn't matter, John, look at Byze's hand now.
Byze was so quick.
John, kill him!
It was blue, John, good guess.
I don't care how much they pick up, Byze, this one literally has your name on it.
That would be the person Matt has kidnapped.
Wait, Matt, did you die?
I'm just too good, Scott
Puffer, you always win!
You're a scumbag, Brian!
BIGPUFFER
Matt, I'm using you.
Oh Wildcat joined.
Wait, where's Wildcat?
SMii7y, catch me.
Come on, Wildcat, turn around.
Let me suck him off, SMii7y!
Get him, SMii7y.
Matt's drowning.
SMii7y, stop dancing.
But Grizzy panicked so fucking hard when it happened.
GRIZZY
Puffer has not moved at all in the last three turns.
Yeah, is that by SMii7y, I can't really see.
Matt's at the finish—nevermind!
Nogla, you're so fucking annoying, oh my God!
Wait, is SMii7y dead already?
I'm with you, Matt's doing it.
Uh, Matt, if you don't be useful for a minute.
Where did Matt find a purple gun?
Puffer, where are you?
Puffer, you're on your own.
NOGLA
Terroriser's talking like he's really, really, is bad.
Brian, let's be on the same team.
That's it, stand up for yourself, Droidd.
Open this door, Tyler, I have a kid.
Oh, they're coming, Evan, they're coming and they're coming hard.
Why is he not going for Marcel?
Brian, are you spawning these?
Evan, hurry up!
Droidd, you're not going to make it.
We've done this before, Evan, okay.
MOO
Brian, your screenshot cost you winnings, so stop complaining.
I did one heist, Evan, I did one heist with Nogla.
So, there's Droidd, what time is it for Nogla?
Come on, Brian, stop messing around.
Um, Evan, the train's coming.
Brian, keep in mind, this is your motorcycle.
Thanks a lot, Evan.
Wait, no, Lanai, you had that. 
I would go big, Evan.
Vanoss is the kill leader.
SILENTDROIDD
Okay, I heard the demon voice, I'm scared, Vanoss.
Lanai, get a picture.
Lanai, just take the picture, okay?
Ah, classic Lanai.
Delirious, you look so scary.
Delirious, come on in.
Vanoss, I'll wait for you, buddy.
Don't say that, Nogla, because I'm behind you.
Nogla, we cannot die here.
Vanoss, go straight, Vanoss go straight!
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #218
BBS Alias & IRL Names Prompts: [ 5 ]
VANOSSGAMING
No, Brian is.
Get in, Brain, what the fuck, why can't you get in?
Don't "Evan" me!
Goddamnit, why did Nogla have to be the person that came with me?
Look how shifty Moo looks right now, I won't be able to get around him.
Why were you just looking at him, Moo?
I can do whatever you want, Nogla.
How many coins do you have, Brian?
They're attacking, Marcel!
Get your ass over here, Brian, hurry.
NOGLA
Pezzy, did you not just hear what I said?
Take this one, Grizzy, it's really good!
Grizzy, you won, no doubt.
Pezzy, fuck off.
Mr. SMii7y, you taste so good.
Pezzy, be your own fucking man, alright.
Get back up, Grizzy, get back up.
Grizzy, I can't let you keep that hand.
Delirious seems a bit scared.
You stay there, Cody.
WILDCAT
Brian's back.
Hey, Brian, you remember this?
Nogla, tell me a story about your dad.
Evan, you can make your joke now, go, go, go!
Brian, come to the center room.
Come here, Brian, don't shoot me, please.
There's a fucking katana, Marcel, I know you want the katana.
I feel like I should tell you guys cause it's embarassing, but I'm in love with Nogla.
Brock, kill me, these are all homie's here, none of them will say anything.
SMII7Y
Focus, Matt, he's almost dead!
Oh, Brock, that was sick.
What is that thing, Brock, what the fuck are you in?
Matt's got a blimp!
Well Nogla, it's been fun buddy, but I gotta go.
Matt, get in, I’ll save you.
I just ran Matt over at full speed.
Grizzy, play harmonica!
Don’t shoot ‘em, Puffer, you have to run them over.
Puffer, please!
BLARG
Please, SMii7y, not like this.
SMii7y, don't let go!
I don't like the way Puffer's standing, can you kill him, please?
Give him a little knuckle sandwich, SMii7y.
Me and Puffer are fighting over here.
Is he eating a sandwich right now, what is SMii7y doing?
Oh, Grizzy's leaving the bar now.
Yumi, give me a beverage of your finest.
SMii7y, where the fucking house at?
Alright, that's enough of you, SMii7y.
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #227
BBS Dialogue & Sentence Starter Prompts: [ 8 ]
SMII7Y
He’s gotta be glitched.
We gotta kill him.
They’re going to fucking chiptole.
Shut up and kiss me.
Someone else should look at this, I'm not smart enough for this, I'm gonna put it down.
This fucking room is a mess.
Wait, what, shut the fuck up.
Get this fucker out of here.
Open that up, bitch.
I’m gonna read this, kay.
Someone just broke shit.
I’m stealing all the jewelry.
This is a Goddamn ouija board, I ain’t doing this shit.
Bro, I’m having a blast, I love this shit.
These two are playing their own game, I love it.
That’s fucking creepy, bro.
Why are we happy about this, we just disturbed a demon.
I don’t think this is going to end well.
What the fuck, ya’ll just doing shit.
I hate this so much.
BIGPUFFER
How do you go so high?
Why are you stealing his dentures?
It's like nothing even fucking happened.
You're a terrible host.
You stupid little whore.
This is not how it's supposed to go.
We lost that helicopter, didn't we?
Hello, my friend, drop the fucking money!
It's a fucking pirate ship.
Thank you, get in.
NOGLA
I just want this to end!
Fuck it, I want to win.
I'm just going to put it in the bathtub and go to sleep.
It didn't quite work.
What the fuck do you have in the back?
Let’s go, we actually have a group name.
I’m not spending a penny.
That’s a really bad tattoo.
I thought that was fitting…considering our group.
Why would I lie?
VANOSSGAMING
Guys, look what I found.
Now you can’t shoot backwards.
There’s someone in that room, I think.
All things considered, that was pretty close.
It’s a cardboard cut out of a fucking soldier.
Just say the word.
Doesn't mean we just chillax and take naps like you're currently doing.
Oh, you're still trying to get the mugger.
You've been here since Tuesday.
I should probably shut up.
GRIZZY
Just give it to me.
I'm glad we were all confused.
Hold the fuck up.
Yeah, that's what I'm fucking wondering, they're fucking panicking.
I know how this will end.
I feel like I'm on an acid trip.
I look like a goddamn uber driver.
You're lucky I can't shoot for some reason.
That's a terrible impression.
It's our birthday!
BLARG
I probably deserved that.
I want that one, give me that one.
Nah, I want this one.
I can't afford no drinks.
No, I didn't, I tried to scare you.
Sounds like my grandpa when I steal his dentures while he's taking a nap.
I wanted to try them on.
Yeah, I'm getting tired of picking those up.
How long do you think I can stand on this bridge before I die?
I could go make some food…
WILDCAT
Someone fucking kill him please before he finishes the story.
Well, I didn't go in, I killed your bitch ass outside before you can escape.
We're doing some work now.
Wiped out, baby, let's go.
Oh come on, it's so close.
It might be the same…
Who's this little guy?
I was just petting him.
They're all addicts, what is this?
What's at the end of the rainbow?
MOO
Oh, I think it's the spirit box you dropped when you screamed like a girl.
Do we have a motion sensor setup?
Sounds like you're getting abducted.
Sir, are you playing Cash Royale?
I couldn't make up my mind if I wanted to fake you out or not.
It's nowhere close.
The train's coming!
Hey, he took mine!
Check this out.
You guys left while I was surrounded by zombies.
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BBS Dialogue Prompts: #210
BBS IRL Names & Alias Prompts: [ 7 ]
SMii7y
Matt could too, but I didn’t want to hold it.
Oh, what the fuck, Nogla?
Shut up, Puffer!
Come on, Puffer, you got one of these.
What are you willing to offer me, Puffer.
See, Puffer, it all works out.
Maybe you should pay attention, Puffer.
Wow, really well deserved, Puffer, good work.
Puffer, what is this?
Now we gotta do something about Matt, Nogla.
FL0M
Hey, Tucker, that's enough!
Tucker's just sitting there!
Tucker, where are we at?
I’m in SMii7y, I’m in.
Crouch, Eli.
This is what we must do, Tucker.
Don't fucking move, Eli.
What's a good map, SMii7y?
That was Eli, that wasn't me!
Hey, Eli, I need a pick up.
JERICHO
SMii7y's looking for one guy.
Fl0m, you hit me!
Eli, let’s start with you…
Alright, now, SMii7y.
Eli, stop, Eli!
Fl0m, put the flannel on.
It's time, Fl0m.
I forgot Fl0m looks cool.
Eli's actually dead.
Fl0m was trying to make a trap at one point.
H2ODELIRIOUS
I don't know what he did, Nogla.
That was Terroriser.
Hey, Vanoss, I'm behind you.
Listen, you're not supposed to know my name, Nogla.
Where are you, Vanoss, show yourself right now!
That's where you went, Vanoss?
You're down there, aren't you, Vanoss.
For those of you guys who don't know, Terroriser is also playing with us.
I see you, Moo!
Nogla's looking very rough right now.
NOGLA
I can't take an hour and half Evan doing that voice.
You stupid bitch, Brian.
Go in there, Lanai, kick him out of the VR and throw him out of the house.
Who loves Brian more next, that's what I want to know next.
I need to kill, Brian.
Vanoss, follow me.
Vanoss, are you serious, bro?
Yeah, you're kinda fucked here, Wildcat.
I'm gonna die like Brian.
He wants Vanoss man, I guarantee it's Vanoss.
MOO
The silence is Brock's rage.
Brock is stuck.
Shut up, Vanoss.
Delirious is dancing on the tower thing, so he might teleport back.
You're a bitch, Brock.
Oh my God, best day ever, thank you, Cody!
Nogla's up in the sky.
Vanoss, would you like to join me?
Brock, you saved the video.
Brock, what the fuck?
VANOSSGAMING
Where is he, Delirious, tell me where he went.
Where'd you die, Delirious?
Nice ability, Brian.
Brian, come here.
Of course I got fucking stuck on Delirious.
Was that you, Delirious?
Is that you, Delirious?
Is Moo alive?
Yeah, I came up with it, that's right, Brian, now build it!
This wouldn't have worked if Nogla was here, because then, we wouldn't have five people.
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