Gold and Silver are good kids and Gold likes to show up unannounced to Lance's house post-game to bother Silver and Silver is like 'ugh great just what I need a loud annoying weirdo' but they are neither loud nor annoying while they hang out they just quietly sit on the floor reading magazines abt pokemon or playing video games and sometimes Gold will shove something in Silver's face like 'WHOA CHECK THIS OUT' and Silver will be like 'can you quiet down. What stupid thing could possibly get you that excited' as if he wouldn't also be equally excited about the very cool article about Sharpedo Gold just found
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Grouchy Coworker: UGH, the new hires are so unprofessional!
Me: -only halfway paying attention- How so?
GC: Well, back when you were hired, there were rules about decorum. And they just...don't seem to apply anymore.
Me: What, like no jeans unless it's Friday?
GC: Like rules about personal appearance. No colored hair, no facial piercings, no visible tattoos. It used to be that you couldn't get a job in this industry if you had those, but I guess they'll hire anyone now.
Me: -holding back the eye roll- Times have changed since then, I guess. Lots of people have different self expression now and the company is a lot more concerned with skills than appearances.
GC: Well I think it's unprofessional. Back when I was hired, we weren't even allowed to wear pants in the office!
Me: Well, lucky for all of us, things have changed. But I'm pretty sure it's still frowned upon to diss your coworkers for their appearances.
GC: -goes back to work grumbling about UNPROFESSIONAL YOUNG PEOPLE-
My 40yo Petty Ass: -immediately makes plans to have hair colored and get a new tattoo-
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The theory that Eclipse screamed "where am I?!" during today's episode in the middle of the bleeps does some next level cocomelon shit to me. It makes me want to start saying some absolutely atrocious, violent shit about that man <3
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HL Gordon and HLVRAI Gordon would have lame ass convos like
HL: we're sort of the same guy, but our voices sound completely different.. I never thought I'd hear someone else coming out of my own mouth!
VR: I never thought I'd have to destroy my coworker's passports.. OR get my hand cut off!!
HL: Wait, your HAND?! Then how's it back on?! Wouldn't you just have.. nothing there??
VR: No, no. That, uhh.. that guy in the suit, I didn't get his name.. he just put it back on. I have a pretty big scar around it. Looks cool, I think. It's better than having a minigun as my arm!
HL: A what. Minigun?? On your arm????? Don't.. don't give me answers, I'm gonna be so confused.. Not even gonna try and make sense of it, just taking your word.
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Trauma looks like that sometimes. A lot of the time. It was never going to be Ruby sobbing and asking for help it was always going to be her lashing out because she's traumatized to a point she still doesn't think she should ask for help. And based on her outburst it's also that she thinks she shouldn't have to.
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Okay, I just read Volume 20 of the manga and I have a lot of thoughts...but one that I really want to spit out is about Akutagawa's death.
During the fight, he CONTINUOUSLY brings up Dazai. How he wants Dazai's approval. How he's going to LIVE and make it back to Dazai. How he doesn't have much time left so he really needs that approval before he expires. Basically, him (ironically) associating living and Dazai together. To get Dazai's acknowledgement is to live.
And yet.
And YET.
His death wasn't an accident, at least not entirely.
Even Fukuchi acknowledged that from the beginning, taking into account the space-time sword, Akutagawa's plan was to let ONLY Atsushi escape.
Did Akutagawa know he would be instakilled? I think he strongly suspected it considering how Fukuchi was doing his best to kill them.
Essentially, what I'm saying is that provided all that context, Akutagawa basically CHOSE to die when throughout the whole fight his only thought was to live, live, live (for Dazai). The arc isn't over yet (and I honestly have little faith this will happen) but I'm gonna hope anyway that this is symbolic of Akutagawa finally letting go of his deep desire to live for Dazai's approval and maybe starting to build something new...a new reason to live?
As in, him choosing death - choosing ATSUSHI - was his way of saying, "Okay. I see only one of us can make it out...I can't fight this man and beat him (which he did say). I won't live for Dazai's approval now. I can't. So I'll instead choose to die so that there is a chance Atsushi can save the world and clear the Agency's name."
Basically, I'm playing on the age old death and rebirth motif to say Akutagawa dying for Atsushi rather than living for Dazai's approval is his way of growing from his past obsessions and perhaps beginning to build a new reason to live (by dying for it heh...).
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I think one of the main reasons I like Ingo and Emmet so much is that I, too, have adhd, move my hands about wildly while talking, and lack volume control.
The more excited I am, the louder I get- and whoever I’m talking to generally has to make a hand signal thingy to tell me to quiet down because YIKES I am apparently shouting sorry, sorry. And shouting especially isn’t very good when you’re a severe asthmatic and can’t breathe afterwards, lol.
My grandma constantly makes fun of me when I’m telling a story and my arms are basically just flailing as I’m pointing or gesturing. Sometimes my flailing gets a bit extra and I accidentally smack my hand against the wall or a random piece of furniture. So sometimes I have to shove my hands in my jacket pockets to prevent that from happening or to avoid coming off rude. But then my jacket pockets start flying anyway because I’m still trying to move my hands. So it defies the purpose. Whoops.
Also when I’m like REALLY excited my hands start kinda flapping wildly- not quite clapping, but just… flapping. Sort of like a seal. Usually happens when I’m watching something and my favorite character shows up or something.
Anyways.
I love them.
ALL ABOARD!!!!
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I just want to be like. a normal fucking 30 year old
who can go out and do shit and meet people and fuck people or whatever I don't know, things that normal people do
but instead I just have to fucking sit here and be miserable all the fucking time because my brain is a useless, broken piece of shit that won't even let me THINK about any of that shit without panicking and hating myself because I am bad, worthless, irredeemable
I literally hate my life so much its not even funny
if I fell off a cliff tomorrow I'd be fucking relieved tbh
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op is ur digestive system okay
categorically it is Not since i have a chronic autoimmune disease called ulcerative colitis which basically means that my body likes to attack Any food i eat and form bleeding ulcers in my large intestine :)
it's in remission rn though, although the trade-off is being immunocompromised because of my meds
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Bluetooth 5.0 Noise Cancelling Wireless Earbuds - 30-Hour Cycle Playtime and Hi-Fi Build-in Mics
I am absolutely thrilled to announce that I have recently upgraded my audio game to the next level with the incredible Bluetooth 5.0 Noise Cancelling Wireless Earbuds! These bad boys come equipped with a 30-H Cycle Playtime, ensuring that I can enjoy all my favorite tunes without any interruptions. And let me tell you, the Hi-Fi Build-in Mics deliver crystal clear sound quality that truly elevates my listening experience to new heights!
Not only do these earbuds provide exceptional audio performance, but they also offer the convenience of wireless connectivity, allowing me to move freely without any pesky cords getting in the way. Plus, the noise-cancelling feature ensures that I can fully immerse myself in my music without any distractions from the outside world.
I can confidently say that these earbuds have become an essential part of my daily!
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