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#we all know you dont. and at this point im curious if yall are even cis women or no-life transphobic nazi adjacent cis men in disguise
snekdood · 1 year
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its so telling how terfs supposed fucks about women just kind devolves into bullying trans people, it’s almost like you use that as a guise for your desire to just be fuckin bullies, prolly bc you were bullied by girls who were better than you growing up :/// unfortunate
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jazzyblusnowflake · 3 months
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I wanted to talk about a topic that is interesting to me at the moment-
when me and my partner @/keebokuun bring up the subject about J x Tessa for murder drones- alot of people bring up the dynamics that may need to improve- to which we say yeah- we dont ship them in the context of the show. Tessa is still very much biased and treating drones as her slaves that dont have rights as her since shes a human. whether its cuz of her culture, her trauma or whatever else. but in the context of a human au where they all grew up together- yeah that doesnt exist, or at least we have room to improve. and people have been polite enough about this and sharing their opinions and im greatful of that. yall are really cool and gave me ideas to improve my stories on 👌
but then some OTHER people come and say "but Tessa was a minor in the FLASHBACKS- oh AND- was also their MOM"
😐
to which... i say.... um.... So.... Tessa is a mom? [to a bajillion of those maid and butler drones that were not working at the begining of ep5] AND a minor? AAAND she asked her- CHILD DRONE- to pretend to be a RIPPING ROYAL STUD for her to practice flirting or talking with.... to yknow... HAVE A HUMAN RELATIONSHIP WITH-? [cuz correct me if im wrong- girls dont go looking for "ripping royal studs" just to stare at them autistcally right? they wanna talk and do human communication stuff with them right??] and uh... IM the one whos saying weird stuff here? hELLO???
once again. me and keebo will personally remove ANY INAPPROPRIATE content we have online if the creators come up and say "oh yeah that character is a minor"- i promise you all that. we are not degenerates- but first of all- yeah the thing i just said about Tessa being at least a late teen in the flashbacks for the whole stud thing- and also- she had toys in her room- for CYN! as we saw her playing with them- and she was referred to as a "robo child" ? i mean go back and watch the EP again and really look at Tessa, J and N and SAY they are at an age to play with a rocking horse and barbie/ken dolls [damn cyn was making those two naked ken dolls smooch fr]- look at me in the eyes and say a girl that big is at any age to play with those things. NO?? also- if yall actually LOOK at tessa- she has a very pronounced body/ heigh/ chest size even/ etc in the flashbacks. thats not a design youd give a MINOR. and by that logic then N and V having crushes on eachother should be incest because oh damn Tessa is the minor/teen mom to ALL those erroring drones and N and V are siblings omggg 😱!
if anything by this logic Tessa's first choice of going to J to pretend to be a hot stud for her [which probably works in my favor btw lmao] is def concerning jesus.
companies nowadays make it a point to make all characters above the age of 18 as much as they could to avoid these sorts of issues- lest i remind you all again of the fact that every classmate of Uzi in episode 3 has their age above 18 on their missing posters. companies wouldnt include shots like that unless they WANT people to know they are in the clear.
also.... being in a relationship doesnt always translate to "they are having SEX"????? you can be a kid and still hold hands and have crushes and hug and kiss-
not every couple french kiss or suck eachother off oh my God.
anyway thankyou for coming to my Ted talk- im willing to hear anyones opinions on this below cuz im genuinely curious 🤔
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gogolstoelicker · 1 year
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OB gang with albedo mc ?
Like at first they got the cold treatment (aka how albedo treated anyone and anything he wasn’t interested in)
Then slowly they warmed up and got to see the other side of them ( aka how albedo treated the traveler (kinda smug low-key flirty etc)
OB! gang with Albedo! MC
a/n: •FUCK THAT MAN HE DIDN'T COME HOME EVEN WHEN I WAS GUARANTEED
•if im being honest, albedo would probably be so interest in twst that he could not be cold to them. well maybe some of them but I'll make it work
warning:spoilers abt book 6(that i myself barely know about but here we are)
Friendly and popular, you gained fame for your alchemical talents. Though popular, you have an extreme distaste for social interactions. Barely anyone knows anything of your personal life as you are quite secretive about it.
Fueled by the feeling of enlightenment, you research about the things that pique your interest and once the feeling is gone, you lose all interest. Along with your alchemical genius, you're also a respectable artist.
Riddle:
he had heard u were really good at alchemy and making potions from trey who heard from ace
so he is very much curious about your world and how you got to know alchemy
start up a convo with u when he saw u in the middle of his walk
and you're sketching grim LMAOAOAOA
literally acted like u didn't know he was there bc you're sketching can't he see🙄
riddle thought it was kind of rude and pointed it out
still acted like u dont know
it takes u finsihing the grim drawing for u to even look at him
we all know hes angry so lets skip!!
riddle would like to know the basic alchemy of ur world and got absolutely flabbergasted when u showed him
"how the heck did a magicless student like you managed do that⁉️"
"but that is basic alchemy??" -u after turning dust to a bird
eventually,riddle had to cut the convo short bc he have a schedule to follow🤗so u went back to grim sketching
he tried to invite you to the unbirthday party bc he really enjoyed ur convo
but u declined it
but still went there bc the adeuce duo forced you LMAOAOAOA
so like kapoosh kapow the ob happened and a day after that he got interrogated by u
no break for riddle💀
u were very much interested in how he felt before and after the ob, if anything changes about him after the ob, what was it really that triggered the ob and-
CALM DOWN HES TRYING TO ANSWER ONE BY ONE
you're like "🤔hmm i see" the entire time with this serious face
u also gave him a potion for quick recovery so good for him!!(u gave everyone who overblot btw im just too lazy to write for all)
saw ur sketchbook one and saw some sketches of him
in both his ob form and how he is normally
"🧍why did u drew me"
"u carry a different aura and look different from how u usually do, it's quite fascinating"
"BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY OVERBLOT??"
multitasking royalty😂🙌who knew you could draw him while fighting him off
Leona:
you've seen some people with ears like him back in your world so you're not exactly as interested 🤷
even ur assistant have non-human like ears
tho u do wonder if there's anything different abt him since hes technically not from ur world
i dont think yall will interact much before the ob but after? and when book 3 is happening??
knowing how he acts, you're quite disappointed
"not only are u skilled but you're also quite knowledgeable. you could've been something greater if only you could muster up some motivation and ambition in you other than for the throne"
leona goes 🤨🤬you picking a fight or smth⁉️
but then also got goosebumps bc why is this small fry doing analysis of him and how come you know so much already😱
ruggie snickering beside him bc bro got called out so hard
bc hes pissed at u, he quite literally got an A on every single subject LMFOAOAOAOA
mans live off of spite (me too)
you did saw it and was quite pleased hes showing more of his potential
praised him so hard u made his ego bigger
is this... the feeling of recognition😍⁉️ -leona /hj
saw ur sketches of him during ur stay in savanaclaw in book 3
was surprised you captured every single detail about him, lowkey smug abt it
"you were staring at me so hard huh. you could've just asked if you wanted to draw me"
"oh? then by all means, strike up a pose for me. i would love to draw u again"
"...i never said yes, herbivore"
Azul:
not interested in you other than taking ur dorm for business + not interested in him at all
signed the contract anyway bc why not LMAOAOA
totally not bc grim was trying to get u to sign it so bad, no. not at all
anyways now you're homeless and is staying at savanaclaw
lets skip a lil bc i literally have nothing to say
yknow when the tweels tried to sabotage yall?
u literally fend them off using ur geo vision
them: 😧⁉️
they did report to azul
"but that bitch is magicless⁉️" is what he would say if hes not a professional businessman
hes sobbing and crying and clutching his contracts bc how dare⁉️
and u found out he is an octopus like after the blot so yknow what that means
"i would like to see u in that form, if you do not mind"
azul's glasses breaking bc he absolutely refused to
"😕😔a shame but it's alright" *starts studying that childhood pic of him instead*
azul standing right behind u🕴
he did ask why do u wanna see that form of his
and u go "that's something u wouldn't find in my world, i would like to know everything i could know"
the tweels agreed for a price btw
idk whats the price dont ask me
u sometimes visit the lounge bc that place is pretty as hell
notices how u would draw the place sometimes and the gear in his head was working so hard on how to get money from that
peeked into the sketchbook once
saw many sketches of him in his other form or what u think would be his other form
and the way its so accurate😧⁉️
🕴🕴- u and azul
Jamil:
i feel like u would recognize him for his many talents??
and would totally go "why are u hiding it if you know you could do it🤨🤔"
"i do not know what you're talking about☺" -jamil
u just shrug bc oh well. none of ur business
hes kind of glad u decided to drop the topic but also kinda :/ bc there goes his plan if u could see through him that easily
he is quite knowledgeable so u often ask him abt his homeland and their designs there and everything else bc
my god is scarabia pretty😍
u drew scarabia so often its not even funny anymore
and yknow those times he would like hypnotize kalim?
u knew smth was up but decided not to confront jamil abt it
he witnessed u eating a spider one time
he considered letting u go back to ur dorm out of fear LMFAOAOAA
u noticed him and asked if he would like some
U EVEN RECOMMENDED HIM SPIDERS TASTED GOOD WITH THIS AND THIS💀
he was on the verge of tears😔🙏rip jamil, he could've lived a normal life if life loved him enough
u finding out jamil and kalim is a little like subject 2 and u: 😱⁉️(trying to uh replace someone's position or smth)
after the entire blot stuff, he absolutely let u know if theres any bugs around
bc like hell is he fighting those bugs
you're delighted bc yes nutritious foods!!
jamil watching it all:
Vil:
you drew vil quite a lot since he's very pretty
vil is quite drawn to u from the start bc you're also very pretty
has heard of how great you are at making potions and alchemy from epel
so when the program thing happened, hes quite happy that he got to talk to you more
since he was living with u, he could see the many drawings of him and the others (vil and the non-vils. u totally don't play favorite)
vil seeing those beautiful sketches, thinking of ways to promote yalls group with ur talent
he did commission u for it and even offered to pay
u going k sure, i dont mind
vil posted the art on social media and it got so many attention💀
and yknow how vil is so popular and all? yeah so many people asked him to get in touch with u so they could commission u smth bc ur talent is just so😍😍🙏🙏‼️‼️
congrats⁉️it was supposed to be for their promotion but u accidentally got promoted as well
vil is very happy and proud
well after the whole overblot thing, u sometimes visit pomefiore for various other reasons
sometimes bc some famous ppl wanted to get in touch with u, sometimes u just wanna go potion potion with vil
Idia:
he is actually very thankful that you're not interested in him in any way
or so he thought
you're in fact very interested in him
his hair is quite unique to you + his creations are quite interesting to you
"woah unique robots😍" u 5 mins before disaster
and by that i meant a bigass hole in the dorm you're staying in LNFAOAO
so yknow how rook, epel and mc tried to save the others by going to this place they're supposedly brought to?(i dont think i missed anyone)
and my god are u taking ur time
"what is this fascinating creature?" *tries to eat it*
"PREFECT NO!!" -epel and rook
be thankful you're not from their world or else you would've overblot for that
idia and ortho seeing it all🕴🕴
and when idia and ortho came to see yall, you are even more delighted
"i would like to study you, if you do not mind"
idia bc its supposed to be the other way around:
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epel, rook and ortho staring at u:
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u did ask again after the whole incident and he def did not broke out in cold sweat
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HOLY SHIT 🧱 MOD!
I have questions for you!!! Do you have a grumblr blog? Is 🧱 anyone around???? Thabk you for taking an interest in my guy i love your asks!
Now to your questions
2. What's your oc's orientation? (Romantic/sexual/platonic alterous ect) Do they have opinions about it?
Human GT would label himself as bi, troll GT would say pan if he knew what that means, he really doesnt care about other peoples genders at all
3. How did your oc discover themself? Did something cause them to question, or did they always know?
I dont have a whole lot to say about his sexuality so i might answer most or all of these for gender instead cause GT is very trans
If he didn't "always know" he sure did figure it out young, he spent the first few (very few, like 2) sweeps hanging out with only girl(s), so clocked it as soon as he met a guy
8. Have they had struggles with their identity, be it due to internal or external reasons?
YES, both internal and external, internal out of fear of how others would react and he was right to be scared, i cant give a lot of info on the external part cause thats lore relevant, so if you wanna know youre gonna go digging into his life and dig deep
(yes im shamelessly trying to get you curious, go dig!)
9. Are there cultural or lore specific aspects to their identity? If applicable, does their species affect it
Absolutely! The whole concept of identity is extremely important to his character/lore actually, him being a troll affects only in so far as his genuine love for troll kind, and ,of course, in all the ways living in murder planet affects a person
11. Is your oc open about their identity? Are they more lowkey or more blunt about it? Why or why not?
Hes not HIDING it, hes even told 1 or 2 people, but he doesnt actively talk about it much, if you ask hell tell you, but he wont usually start the conversation
NOW ONTO THE ASKS ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL MOD! ME!
17. Do you share identity with any of your ocs? Which ones?
We both transmasc but hes way more of a guy then i am, outside of that we share nothing, hes very pan im very aroace
(he may be a tiny bit a-spec but thats cause all my characters end up a tiny bit a-spec)
18. Do you prefer to give your ocs specific labels, or keep it unspecified? Why? If applicable, do you change their labels depending on circumstance?
Depends on the character, most stay unlabeled tho, unless its plot relevant i dont see the point in labeling them, i did change/add a label ir 2 but those were special circumstances
21. Free ramble card wee
About me? Theres not a whole lot to say
Im aroace, dont-ask-me-about-my-gender, and Brazilian, thats not related to pride or anything its just true, AMA? I dont have much to say
About him? HOLY MOLLY
Hes so trans guys, its so relevant thats hes trans someone go poke at him about it! Hes a little weirdo of a guy, there are so many levers are details and contradictions in him hows he not exploded yet
I wanna say so much cause i dont know how much yall are gonna figure out but also i cant cause spoilers! !!!!!!!!!
The more you know about him the more confusing he gets (thats what i get for rping, gotta keep thinking about him)
If i had to resume him into one question it would be
"what would it take (how much comfort, fear, pain, friendship) to make you willingly give up your identity?"
This is such an unfocused rant but i have so many thooooooughts
Thanks for the ask!!!! TELL ME ABOUT 🧱
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fairytaleliving · 2 years
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The Freshman At Ramshackle Pt2
hey yall im back for more yuu and freshman context cause i got bored in class
concept: just the idea of the of a freshman getting sorted to ramshackle
I didn’t expect sunny to be loved so here more but with Ramshackleeeee
is this a oc? did i unintentionally make an oc? who knows
okay so we know that freshmen (or all of them lets be honest) at the school tend to be arrogant and pompous bc of how powerful they are i mean crowley even admitted it and i love ace with all my heart but that little shit i s w ea r to g o d 
anyways im pretty sure getting sorted into Ramshackle would be a blow to sunny’s pride
poor kid was pretty disheartened bc he was sure that there was going to be nobody there and ppl would bully him
and that stuff would be boring and immediately wanted to be in another dorm
so imagine his surprise when he gets tackled by a fire breathing cat
Grim was so excited to haved another “henchman” for him to bring him tuna
congrats yuu u have another person to look after the cat
at this point yuu is so unphased by everything that they just walk past them
the ghosts were so excited to have another person to be with them
i mean if you live with them you have to put up with them and get along with them if you want a good night sleep and no yuu they didnt scare me upon first meeting what are you talking a b o u t
yuu probably doesn’t get phased at things after being through so much shit so as long as it isn’t too stress inducing, sunny is free to do what he wants
just basic decency and dont be mean to the ghosts unless youre prepared for consequences
but that also probably means they would just casually say things that happened the year prior without explaining and sunny would have to say something for an explanation
safe to say the prior judgements would slowly brush away
like i think freshmen in heartsabyul have to be four per room and im assuming its the same for the other dorms but since theres only grim and yuu (who probably share a room ) all the other rooms are free real estate 
like 
im sure anyone new at NRC would be curious abt yuu so sunny gets first privilege at story time
like regardless of who you are you gotta admit yuu gots guts for living like they do
the respect and curiosity would skyrocket and it just turns into a q&a abt each other 
Sunny: how do you live like this-
Yuu: its the life as the unofficial school therapist
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po1songore · 2 years
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HEAR ME OUT
Im going to the beach in a few hours but whatever. So like imagine being an intern at the diner and being broke so you decided to steal some of the cash registers from time to time, William isn't stupid ofc and noticed and decided to confront you about it one day. You begged not to get fried so William asked for a "compensation"
yes yes YES omg !!
im so thankful yall give me amazing ideas especially on my writers block ily <3
warnings : degrading. slight masochism. afab reader. dumbification. boss x employee. sex in the diner. age gap and more
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"alright have a nice one, goodnight guys-!"you said waving goodbye at the party room, leaving your co workers behind who would close the diner tonight. you threw your bag over your shoulder, and sighed a bit before taking steps down the black and white floored halls to make your way to your boss'es office. knocking on the gray door you smiled a bit once entering, finding him sitting against the desk, one leg on top of another,hands holding him up.
"hey mr afton, we are cleaning up and leaving soon if thats alright."
"hold up a second y/n."
he stopped you before closing the door behind you, making your blood run cold immediately. you looked back at him with a curious expression.
"yeah?"
"have you by any chance been,i dont know, leaving less money than you are supposed to in the cash register?"
your eyes opened wide and you shook your head quickly and frantically, your grip on the handle and your bag even stronger.
"what-no! I would never who-who even told you that?"
"no need for anyone to tell me, i have been in this business for years, i can tell when the money should be more or less."
you swallowed hard.honestly, at this point it might even seem like you are challenging his intelligence by trying to prove him wrong in this.you closed the door behind you and lowered your voice a bit, face softening.
"im so sorry mr afton, i just-i needed to pay for my tuition and all and i ran out of money for food and all-i should have asked you im so sorry-"you said obviously regretting your decision the more you apologized, realizing how wrong it was of you to do such.you loved working in the diner, your co workers were great with you and you loved working with kids, now you realized you would lose the best chance you had so far at a job.
"but please don't fire me -!i promise im never going to take a single dollar more than my paycheck from the cash register-!please i-i really love this job!"you whined out without even realizing, your eyes glued on his in hopes he would see through your reasons of doing as so, and maybe mercy you .
the brown haired male crossed his arms bringing them close to his chest and sighed a bit. his expression was blank and tired before he lifted his gaze to meet yours.
"im afraid i cant do that y/n."
"what?!no please please-!i will do anything, if you want me to stay and clean up for the next month alone i will- or ill do the dishes as well just please dont fire me-!ill really do anything!"
"anything?"
you swallowed hard as his tone changed from a bored and tired one to a half amused, a small grin spreading across his pale face as he stood tall in front of you stepping a bit closer. he soon lifted his hand and placed it beneath your chin, lifting it up close to his face, that little grin not leaving him for a single second.
"how /anything/ are we talking about here?"
"whatever you tell me, sir." you said softly, your voice relaxed out of a sudden and your eyes hanging from his lips, watching them as he spoke in lust.
a little chuckle exited his lips, and his other hand flew to your hip, slowly squeezing across your ass, he loved the way those tight jeans made your thighs look, whenever you swayed by him and served around the tables, and you would get low to talk to a kid, the way your ass looked from behind when you were bent over.
tugging on your belt holder ,he run his thumb under your shirt and on your side, caressing your skin softly with his calloused fingertips.
"get on your knees before i change my mind."
you did as told,nodding a bit and lowered yourself down at your knees, feeling yourself all hot and bothered from his dominating nature. your face was right across his jean button, and your eyes looked up at him through your eyelashes and eyebrows.
"what now, sir?"
william couldn't contain his excitement as he softly bit on his bottom lip, smiling a bit as he watched you so willing to cooperate, and only for a few dollars that, didn't even matter to him really.
"c'mon,use your hands pretty face."
you nodded and placed your hands on his pants,unbuttoning them, rolling down the zipper and ran your hand across his underwear,giving a little squeeze on his bulge as your face wore a small smile.
his hand went on your face, softly cupping it.
"look at your pretty smile..be a good whore for a me now and open your mouth, wont you?"
you nodded and opened your mouth, tongue slightly sticking out, looking up at him with a weak expression. the male slipped his hand beneath his underwear and soon pulled his cock out, thick and hard just for you, placing the tip on your tongue.you tasted the small drop of precum, making you smile a bit.
wrapping your lips around his cock, you began sucking on his length, looking up at his face softening from pleasure. you softly hummed as you blowed him off, sending vibrations to his body,making him whine a bit from pleasure.
"attaboy/girl...you look so good with my cock on your mouth.."
giving you a soft slap on your cheek, he motioned for you to get up from your knees.
you opened your mouth, releasing from his cock with a string of saliva hanging from you ,and got up waiting to be ordered.
"bend over the desk."he said,patting the spot on the desk where he wanted you to bend over .you did as told,pressing your stomach and chest on the desks surface, feeling your liquids run down your thighs from excitement.
your belt was unbuckled from behind,one hand doing that and the other squeezing softly on your ass from above the jeans.soon, they were lowered exposing your pretty backside to him, making a small chuckle exit .
"ah, so it looks even better than i imagined it would."
moving your underwear to the side, you felt his fingers on your entrance with spit, softly stretching you.the way his fingers worked gently made you moan softly, hiding your face between your arms and muffling your whines.
"p..please.."
"keep begging baby."
"please mr afton.."
you felt his tip push inside of you, making you gasp in need for more. a small gasp came from william, watching your tight little entrance stretch around his cock, as he slowly pushed more inside of you, only for his lap to hit on your ass eventually. hands on your waist, he began thrusting in and out of your body, a soft slap running across your backside.
"look at you taking it so well..i wouldn't be surprised if this was your plan all along."
you softly gasped with every thrust as you felt him grow harder inside you, his hands on your waist pinning you down unable to move a whole lot around.it was like you were his toy, his own personal machine for pleasure. the thought of you acting like a vessel for his cum and sexual needs made you turned on as never before, your little whines and moans filling the room as you felt yourself reach climax. you tried your best to form words but it only came out as incomprehensible sounds of embarrassment and need.
"c'mon baby, use your words. im sure if you put enough thought in it you can make at least half a sentence. "
"i..am..ill c-cum..mr..afton i.."
with that, you felt his grip fly from your waist to your hair, diving in and pulling on it from the base as to not hurt you, yet wanting to see your neck and back arch.the sudden movement made you gasp for air which you couldn't do essily given the position of your throat; and his cock was puncturing inside you like crazy,making you reach your orgasm and him as well.
thick and warm white liquid filled you, shooting up to your body like sparks making your thighs shake.his little groans filled the room as well, turning into gasps and heavy breathing.
"fuck..y/n."
he soon slipped out of you and got dressed up again, leaving you there bend over and breathing heavily, cum running out of you and travelling down your thigh as he sat back down in the chair infront of you.
"you are free to go. tomorrow you will stay in after closing, ight?"
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icecreamkink · 3 years
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watched all of the untamed / cql in two weeks after my friend 1 told me abt mdzs a hundred years ago and my friends 2 and 3 tried to get me into cql for like two whole years and there are.
feelings.
very first scene is a very dramatic death in the middle of nightmare battle on sith planet land . i will forget abt it in the next tenish episodes and then will be very surprised when it becomes Extremely Painful
anyway magic flying gays and possession and human sacrifice! we are off to a great start
in retrospect, chaos goblin wei wuxian must have had a blast pretending to be so cRaZy and be as disruptive as he could as mo xuanyu lbr
listen. why is fire always evil coded. cant a magic clan wear red, black and orange and have flame motif while being wholesome?
For Legal Reasons These Are Not Zombies
i wish the politics of the sect were a bit clearer, especially at the beggining when the wen clan had sm power, was wen ruohan the chief cultivator? is that why they were so slow in responding to the attacks? im v confused by the pre yiling patriarch politics
fighting in the roof by the moonlight as way of flirtiiiiiiing. as i understand this is a wuxia/xianxia trope and honestly...... thank u for ur service
slight bullying and being a nuisance in general, as a way of flirting we love to see it
wwx: if i drink on the rooftop, thats not inside the cloud recesses! hmmm check and mate :D lwj: i will fuck u up so help me god   wwx: :0
i lov them
through hell or high water (quite literally) wei wuxian rem ains a trashfire gremlin till the end and i love him with my whole heart
in the pt subs wei wuxian calls jiang cheng a stubborn duck and i dearly wish that had come back
my opinions on almost every character goes from love to hate u - Hmm Me Like U - BABY. ILY. and i am Very Pleased w that. its been a while since i loved such a complete cast so much i think
no really. i WONT go into a detailed rant abt what i love about each of these characters and each of their relationships to each other. but i COULD. 
some lan disciples in the loudest whisper ever: YEAH THATS THE JIN BASTARD MENG YAO HEARD THE GOT SUPER HUMILIATED BY HIS DAD LOL SURE HOPE HE DOESNT TAKE SLIGHTS TO HIS CHARACTER TO HEART
lan xichen, immediately: i must Love him 
being into problematic ppl is in the Lan genetics, we come to realize
wen qing deserves so many awards for so many things but not snapping and just stabbing wen chao is at the top 
that scene at lan qirens class where wwx talks about using resentful energy to fight a violent spirit. exquisite.
 It establishes Good Student lan wangji, wei wuxian as curious and questioning and not afraid of taboo,  lwj sees that wwx is not, in fact, a dumb ass hes just a Dumbass,  shows us the audience (esp. a western audience) how shocking the idea of disrupting the dead/dying and controlling resentful energy actually is,  the theoretical foreshadow arguing, everyone else like ‘shUT UP’,  “and how could you ensure that the resentful energy would obey you and not hurt other?” “well i havent thought that far” and of course, lan qiren just straight up lobbing a hard object at wwx head,. chefs kiss
fellas is it gay to bother the hot rule obessessed nerd from ur school and make drawings of him with flowers in his hair and then hide gay porn in his book to antagonize him and ask him to hold ur hand and be ur friend and talk to him all the time and get him drunk and give him bunnies bc you know he likes them and give him a lantern and always want his attention and dedicate yourself to getting him to smile-
and after all of that wwx rly said oh i Admire him, aksd like yeah we all were there in high school buddy
i have Learned. caves = gay.
 accidental marriage +beint physically tied together with the sacred married ribbon+ gay panic+foreshadowing+bunnies! in the cave (1)
the story abt lan yi and baoshan sanren tho. i would like to see it
early days wen bros pull my heart strings like a guqin 
EVERYTHING about the lantern scene; disaster hets jiang yanli and jin zixuan; how wwx made lwj a bunny lantern. how soft and touched lwj was. wwx gleefully pointing out he was smiling and lwj IMMEDIATELY PULLING HIW SWORD ON HIM LMAO. tragically foreshadowy promises to do right by pepople, living without regrets. lwjs 'oh no do i love him??' face. just. all of it. 
i have it on good acc that in the novel lwj is explicitly Repressed Gay Panicked Big Horny which is delightful and rly Adds to the performance
 baby lwj is really just conceal dont feel dont let them know u have EMOTIONS (derogatory)
jiang cheng rly went "why dont.u go play with HIM if u like him so much"
jc and wwx have big BIG annoying sibling energy dont think too hard abt it or youll cry
lotus pier is soo pretty :((((((((((((((((
up until episode 13 you could think this could be a magical ancient chinese gays pride n prejudice w swords and shenanigans ................youre just not prepared for the game of thrones of it all
seriously ha ha ha i cried so much w this show my eyes genuinely swelled up . like. physically. fun timez fun timez
that being said, its hilarious that wen xu goes to cloud recesses like 'come out or ill kill all these hostages' and then DOESNT WAIT FOR AN ASWER AND KILLS THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY. do u know how blackmail works sir
 would like to make it recorded that from day one i was like 'CALL A GODDAMN CULTIVATION G20 THIS ASSHOLE SECT IS LITERALLY MASSACRING YALL!!' and it took them like 3 or 4 massacres to do anything and they STILL sent their heirs into their territory  LIKE
when wwx cites the gusu lan rules to wen chao tho. that rebel/attention whore/cutie pie 'look lan zhan i DID memorize the rules after all' ‘also a big fuck you to the wen sect :D :D’ sweet spot that scene achieves . delicious
all the cultivator young masters being petty af even though they are practically prisoners at the cave is hilarious and i love them
hurt and comfort + gay mistunderstandings + watsonian gay declaration music + accidental evil acquisition! at the cave (2)
its like where do i start? the fact theyre both trapped and kind of heavily injured inside an isolated cave with a murder turtle? wwx gay panicking lwj into coughing up bad blood? lwj being jealous as wwx babbles abt mianmian? telling him he shouldnt play with people and wwx saying he never played him? wwx going Oh. I See what is happening. YOU like mianmian, and lwj absolute done face ??? (iconic) wwx touching the sacred married ribbon Again? the telepathic communication? the sword? WEI WUXIAN ASKING LAN WANGJI TO SING TO HIM AS HE IS PASSING OUT AND LWJ SINGING HIM. THE SONG. HE WROTE. FOR WWX. AND THAT HE CALLED. THEIR SHIP NAME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
they are SO insufferable pleeeeease
in the words of my friend 1 : “CQL is so gay we were all amazed how it got past the censors Ofc unfortunately it can't be novel level gay But they did their best And we love them for it”
in the theme of songs THIS OST. WUJI HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE SINCE I FIRST HEARD IT the whole ost is so so sO beautiful.
 the costuming in this is also soooo exquisite. the embroidery? the fabrics? the details? how every sect and clan has a distinct style and architecture? (also ik they based each off of dif periods in chinese history which is REALLY fucking cool) just chefs kiss
the direction too!. i enjoy the unusual camera movements and i think they give it that Vibe, also their composition is PARTICULARLY good when it comes to telling the subtext through position of camera/position of character (like nhs off to the side in scenes he at first glance doesnt need to be/ how lwj is often centered when hes Jealous Yearning at wwx being affectionate w other ppl, wwx return from burial mounds etc)
ik madam yu is like Badass Milf Check and shes not getting any mom of the year awards but im delighted at how messy she is. IMAGINE that woman on tiktok
you better have enjoyed gay cave (2) bc its Just Pain from here on out! 
jiang fengmian and madame yu win the Most Dramatic Way to show they do care about each other, actually ..... ever :)
i thought jiang yanli jiang cheng and wei wuxian forcing themselves to escape yunmeng barely holding on after their parents are killed was going to be the height of pain in this show. ha. 
the family dynamics in general on this showwwww, both blood/ adopted/ found families, brotherly bonds and lifelong friendships just. rly. truly. fucked me up. theyre all so important and complicated and well rounded and beautiful and tragic
and beyond being a Win For the Gays im so glad the relationships w wwx and jiang yanli/ wen qing were NOT changed from platonic bc they are so much better like that imo. like maybe if we didnt Live In A Society it wouldnt be so, but the fact wwx and others can love and value them so much and theres nothing romantic or sexual abt it is like. so refreshing. especially @ jyl, with the way he and jc are overprotective of her and shes such a nurturing/care taker figure for them, it would just not vibe as well if they made it romantic
i love that this is a story abt Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch aka Actual Satan/Boogey Man/Village With/Public Enemy Number One , my dude is literally a necromancer who only dresses in black and has evil smokey black tendrils wafting out of him, but the really edgy one is still jiang cheng, pastel purple fashion icon
and speaking of best/worst siblings wei wuxian and jiang cheng *immediately starts crying* 
The Golden Core Transfer i just. no thots only tears 
wen qing and wen ning putting themselves in so much danger just.... to help them. wn saving jc from wen chao. wq finding a way to get wwx to transfer his core. like thinking about the monumental work these two did to help wwx and jyl and jc... jyl trying so fucking hard to be strong and keep on moving and giver her little brothers comfort after losing everything... jiang cheng. losing his parents and his home and his ability to do anything abt it and his complete desperation and lack of self worth and turning on them with agression  when he didnt realize all that they did for him ... hhhhhhhhhhhhh
me, pointing at the whole cast “i just LOVE them mom!!!”
its sad tho, that BARELY ANY of the women have like.... actual important conversations let alone relationships with each other at all in the story. and like wq and jyl have stayed at the same place for extended periods of time, where wq actively took care of her TWICE,  and still! not one measly convo, nothing! ................ .𝓌ₕᵧ
everyone in this show need a good sip of Self Worth and Stop Sacrificing Yourself juice 
ngl the sword flying looks very dumb 
“a-cheng, please bring a-xian back.” “i will, i promise.” ;-;
the whole calling each other by the More Intimate Version of the name, first as teasing and later as true intimacy. mmmhmmm yes
untamed where everythings the same but wwx evil flute song is eoeo
related that scene when wwx comes back from the burial mounds for the first time w demonic cultivation and he acts all formal and calls lwj hanguang-jun and keeps being evasive and distant and mean and soooooo................. facetious 
and how hes kind of desperately trying to keep intense lwj at bay (A FIRST) and avoiding actually talking to either of them and its all tension ughhh and then he MOCKS his and lwjs relationship, he jokes w him in this like... mean echo of their usual ~banter~ oof 
 and like!!! uncertain but so relieved jc who just HUGS him w no reservations for once and its not like he isnt just as worried as lwj abt wwx and what hes doing, but he chooses in that moment to enjoy getting him back first and mmhmMMMmMm yes (maybe my favorite scene in the whole show? MAYBE SO. ) 
highkey hurt me but also. i might be into mean wwx. i will take no criticism.
lan zhans sad eyes tho :((((((((( 
on one hand i wish we could have seen what happened at the burial mounds but on the other the timeskip adds so much flair to his return so im hnnn
also i love that hes been missing for 3 months reappears kinda melancholic and bloodthirsty and knowing malign tricks and jc is like 'so. are u sad bc of lan wangji'
when ur bae survived the war but he thinks ur evil/ might be evil so you cant kiss :///
hmmm talking at the rooftop under the moonlight not mentioning everything that stands between usssss
they are the two jades of lan and we’ll be the two heroes of yunmeng is the type of line u dont even need to know whats gonna happen to know thats gonna be sad
when they fight wen ruoshan at the nightless city i thought that was the battle we see at the first ep and its not and its so easy and theyre all like ‘yayy we won go wwx!’ i was just. SCREAMS WHAT is gonna HAPPEN
so like. post burial mounds/sunshot campaign pre yiling patriarch wwx is like. ultra arrogant, ultra mocking, peak lil shit and it gave me e v e r y t h i n g i wanted
even tho having the wen prisoners at the targets at phoenix mountain and still having wwx and jzx shooting the arrows was???? so.... tone deaf 
wwx: fucking w demonic energy   jyl: he has never done anything wrong in his life, ever <3 <3 (mood)
the parallels between meng yao/wei wuxian (and even xue yang a bit?) are Seen and they are Valid
wwx post burial mounds: can yall SHUT UP abt the goddamn sword (suibian left the chat)
LIKE truly, we talk abt the angst and yearning with wangxian. but what abt wwx and suibian. xianbian / xianqing angst and comfort 100k
take a shot everytime someone coughs up blood
zidian is simply the coolest spiritual weapon rip to suibian and chenqing and bichen and sendou and baixa........ but tis the truth 
cons: everyones families died in a nightmare war! everyones homes burned to the ground! everyone is traumatized! pros: everyone gets cooler clothes and weapons!!
wen ning and a-yuan and yanli bestest babes squad dont touch me rn
everyone: brooding and fighting                                                                wq and jyl: why dont you try some acupunture/drinking some soup and calm down huh? how abt that bitch?? 
showing the battle/massacre at the nightless city first was genius actually bc then everytime we have a cute scene w yunmeng bros and theyre like 'we'll be together forever! uwu' youre like oh. oh no. oh no no no. 
justice vs lawfulness vs means and ends 👁
jc: stay in the right path and practice the art of the sword                        wx: yeah thats not gonna happen chief
my reaction to wwx renouncing to the sect politics to help the wens was just that elmo burning gif in succession
the dramatic rain. wen qing desperately calling out to wen ning. the ghosts/puppets killing the guards. how terrifying wn actually was while wwx was controlling him :( lwj goeing after him to try and stop him and then he just; he Sees him and understands him even if he cant actually do anything about it other than let them go. 
“there must be somewhere in this earth we can go to :(((((((((”
"IF I HAVE TO FIGHT THEM, I'D RATHER IT BE YOU. DYING BY YOUR HANDS WOULD AT LEAST BE WORTH IT." oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddd
also lwjs umbrella is white w black smoke.. .  . nice
yiling patriarch / demonic farming burial mounds settlement is like one of my favorite concepts. they an "EVIL" FARMING COMMUNITY LED BY THE VILLAGE WITCH COME ON
they planted TURNIPS and LOTUS FLOWERS and ONE (1) baby and made lanterns and a common hall :(((((((
wen qing and wei wuxian, baddest bitches and genius science best friends i absolutely LOVED to see it. they rly went ‘is anyone gonna sibling/project partner that’ and didnt wait for an answer
both wwx and jyl getting lotus ponds at the burial mounds and in lanling bc they miss lotus pier ;;;;;;;w
;;;;; wish jyl had actually gone into the burial mounds. we were robbed of jyl and wq meeting again and jyl meeting a-yuan and seeing the settlement and the homes and all ;w; at least jc did go, stab wounds and broken arms and all
wwx like... having thrown his whole life away to help the wens (yeah the sect leaders and jin guangshan in particular wanting his stygian tiger amulet was an Element but still) and not.... necessarily regretting it, but grappling with all of the consequences of it... becoming moody and drepressed at times, missing his family and lotus pier and his friends and probably simply missing being around people and causing trouble, extrovert that he is, lashing out at the wens and at a-yuan, just in general the whole messiness of that experience
the way the resentful energy does affect his temperament is rly nice bc its not too in your face,(i mean outside of the Shaky Hands of Rage) but like he clearly has a much lesser control on his anger and impulsivity (tall order) than both before bm and after hes ressurected
on that note A-YUAN BABIEST BABY BOY BEST BOY
lan zhan being like oh hey there wei ying fancy meeting u and our son here. just passing by u know how it is hmmmmMm and then PLOT TWIST having defied orders to go see him and being punished for it. oof;;
 they habent seen each other in like? a year? and now theyre tgt 10 seconds and are already parenting a child together
also lwj rly kneels down in the snow way too much to be healthy
wwx: calm down guyssss i wont lose control of demonic cultivation omgggg  .   spoiler alert: he loses control of demonic cultivation
did u enjoy cute children? good bc now the Real Pain Begins
jiang yanli and jin zixuan rly out there APROPRIATING both disaster gays AND bury ur gays huh ;w;
i KNEW jin lings birthday was gonna fuck something up but the GASP that left my body when wwx lost control of wn and killed jin zixuan .. . . 
im sorry and thank you aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAA 
when wen ning and wen qing were telling wwx their plan i was saying NO NO NO NO NO NO out loud in despair 
also can we talk abt how wq is definetely talking about only the both of them surrending themselves but then? everyone else just surrenders w them? IT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE WHY WOULD THEY what would be the Point
 sometimes there are some pretty gaping jumps in logic and continuity that are just like                     ?          ?
wwx: oh so when you try to murder me its justified but when i survive through dark magic and murder all of you its a "war crime"
unsurprisingly, his most feral, most spiraling moment talking to the sect leaders on the roof and attacking them and even fighting lan zhan is among my favorite scenes... its like, so painful to watch but also   so       thrilling   (and maybe my wen bbs dying arose some resentful energy in me what can i say) 
and its JUST, all they ever wanted was to do good but then... war. and trauma. and hubris. 
jiang cheng on the ground clearly thorn between what to do and feel is a Mood, lets just say
i was already crying when jyl showed up, but if i wasnt-
 i suffered SO MUCH through this series trying to figure out WHY jc would kill wwx. and when i understood. its somehow not as bad as i thought and also MUCH MUCH WORSE
a look into my group chat during the last flashback episodes:
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SO ANYWAY. after the BLOOD BATH and RIPPING YOUR HEART OUT and FEEDING IT TO YOU  the untamed goes ‘ayy back to the present!! tu du dud ud du’ 
literally it ends a quarter into an episode and then KEEPS GOING i had to pause and stare blankly at the ceiling for an hour
babie cultivators and detective soulmates . i do need some cute after All of That 
(not that the pain is over LOL)
lwj is significantly less emotionally repressed in the present and its delightful. hes just ALL IN with wwx. and not just in the ‘i would and have killed various men and risked my reputation for you’ but also ‘ur tired here have a drink i brought it up cause i know u like it and it want you to be happy, always’
“when everyone praised me and wanted my power, you were the only one that challenged me. now that everyone hates me and wants me dead, youre the only one that stands by my side.” hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 
and just filling in the blanks how lan zhan searched for him. for all of those 16 years he searched for him and was punished for it and raised a-yuan, the only survivor of the burial mounds settlement, as his own in gusu......
and jiang cheng.  being the tough love uncle . having raised the yunmeng jiang clan from the rubble all alone, his whole family dead, some of it on the blame of his own brother, his siblings, his closest friends gone.......and only jin ling there needing his guidance. 
THE PARALLEL BETWEEN JIN LING BEING A LIFELINE FOR JIANG CHENG AND A-YUAN FOR LAN WANGJI AFTER THE BATTLE AT THE NIGHTLESS CITY  
great now i made myself sad
and like . the fact! that lwj and jc dislike each other!!. jc projects blame onto him for wwx both “leaving” him and indirectly causing their families deaths and when hes so consumed by it he makes wwx an enemy, lwj is there now? trying to protect him?? and lwj, who can never understand the pain that wwx , indirectly or not put jc through, but who was right there when jc tried to kill him and will never allow him to hurt wwx again. and how they like. in a way project blame of their tragedies onto each other while dealing with some type of survivor guilt and in their own way still loving wwx through it all???  amd in way its kind of fundamentally selfish but also tragically understandable? and like when u put it against the fact that after he disappears during the sunshot campaign they were looking for him together and fought together??
JUST. THE CHARACTERS. AND THE RELATIONSHIPS IN THIS. MAN. UGH. GOD. 
and like i think thats what makes it so good? its such a sad and painful and violent story, edgy even, but its compelling bc at the center of it there are all of these relationships and different types of love and hope and. :( i love it
enough crying lets talk abt wwx sleeping at the jingshi with lwj and wearing his under garment for a minute 🙏
 jin ling just has that Was Raised by JC energy tho lmao i love him
babie cultivator squad is the perfect ammount of cute and comedic relief while still bearing the weight? of the narrative in a way, both from sizhui and jin lings existences, and also. like. how do i put this. they feel hopeful? they were born after a war, they came of age at a time of relative peace, they dont hold on so closely to the resentments of their parents/father figures, they are specifically shown as more accepting and open minded. and its like.... Hope for the future  
one of the ?? things  i love the most is the fact that the main cast are often in situations where theyre hunted/running but they like. never wear disguises... just going around in their gorgeous expensive clan clothes and hair ornaments and distinctive spiritual weapons.... maybe w a straw hat on, just for kicks
wwx teacher 🥺🥺🥺
so this is why its called Yi City Misery huh
a-qing is such. an icon. im so sad. my girl even knew to leave xys dumb self rotting by the road but no one listens to her thats why theyre all dead or sad 
her and xue yang measuring each other up was so entertaining lmao
 its the funniest thing when hes like. HERES MY SAD STORY. FOR WHY IM A SADISTIC MURDERER. I BROKE MY HAND ONCE. 
like ok someone broke his hand in a horrible way, and like Poverty, i get it but also like.......... that lost the brunt of a proper sob story like, 50 sadistic murders ago bby
and i love that xingchen does not entertain that for a second hes like ‘not ?????? good enough???’ and the best thing is he wasnt even like 'u hadto be the bigger person' or sth but ' well then break that dudes hand back, rip his arm off for i care, what do the rest of us have to do w anything???” 
anjo sensato :(
xue yang is like..... the sexy sadistic evil version of a himbo..... a meanbo...
the fucked upness of xy’s feelings for xxc/ xxc and sl feelings for each other... like my dude literally gave his bf HIS EYES. and xy getting so attached to xxc .... the fucked up fake domesticity.... having him hurt sl..... then desperately trying to bring him back ...................... oof
song lan........... literally had his eyes AND tongue removed, his bfs eyes put in place, was almost killed, turned into a puppet by his bf unknowingly, manipulated by xy, sees his bf killing himself in despair.... and STILL finds the strenght to get up from there, and keep on traveling and helping people and attempting to fix xxcs soul.......... like, my man. damn. 
wangxian looking at songxiao and seeing an Actually more painful parallel for themselves. ft. that Color Coding. 
THE A-YUAN/SIZHUI REVEAL PUNCHED ME IN THE HEART but in a good way for a change
should have know that he would be the Best Boy the cute one w all the braincells
the butterfly AND the bunny lantern. i see how it is
u know is very convenient that no one can see the stark black veins on wen nings neck, ever 
BAT WEN NING 
wns face when lwj comes into wwx room like ‘:0 omg did u two finally get your shit together? good for you master wei good for u’ 
(they didnt) (yet)
DISASTER DRUNK LWJ. JUST. THRUST SOME CHICKENS TO SHOW UR RESSURECTED BAE THAT U LOVE THEM.
i have absolutely no idea WHY they gave lwj the same punishment for fighting his own sect/allies to protect the burial mounds as when they got drunk on cloud recess class days.... like? its such a ... emotional continuity error again
also is lwj gonna get an actual friend besides wwx , ever
mianmian marrying and having a family and a cute life after saying FUCK U AND UR SYSTEM TOO in a much less unhinged and dramatic way than wwx......... fills me w joy
also lol the idea that like. her husband not knowing that shes friends w satan/the boogey man/the village witch is hilarious
i love nie mingjue bc hes the resident Though Guy but also the most dramatic bitch in this show and thats Saying Something
jin ling cant have one uneventful relative can he
the fact that everyone present already knew “mo xuanyu” was wwx at the stairs is so funny, their faces are like ‘oh............ wow. that. sure is a development. shock” 
in the tradition of extremely loud whispers wwx tells lwj with twelve guards standing like one meter away from them: HEY PSH LAN ZHAN PRETEND IM FORCING YOU TO STAY W ME DO IT
oh my god oh my god
the absolute Yearning on his face when he leaves wwx and a-yuan at the burial mounds and refuses to stay for dinner was already Enough but the fact?? they brought it back?? to this declaration of love?? their expressions??????? strike me dead right now just go ahead
lFor Legal Reasons We Cant Kiss but we will have a very sappy declaration of love and trust and look at each other in way that is the actualization of 💞💘💗💖💓💘💞💗💖💘💗💖💕💞
also icb all the sect leaders and guards are standing there watching them say they like like each other with a dozen swords pointing at their neck
i enjoyed the depiction of the fickle public perception and how easily it can be used to scapegoat people. when the sect leaders turn on jgy and wwx knows thats its more for convenience than anything else...
poor lxc is literally like 'oh so when YOUR problematic boyfriend gets called evil its a misunderstanding but when its MY problematic bf-'
ok like i cant get over nmj let jgy play a song that messed with his temperament at all, like maN u KNEW he might be shady wth
wwx: “hey dont say anything bad abt lan zhan hes not an arrogant dick, thats just his face. 
ME ON THE OTHER HAND"
the cultivators as wwx is poking holes in their narrative is literally *nazaré meme*
"wei wuxian-!" "what did i break your leg, too?" not to be problematic but i laughed so hard
not as hard as "you dont have the rank to talk to me " tho
i Enjoy that, over the course of story, wwx sees that... theres nothing truly to Do, but move on. he saw how his arrogance and his mistakes hurt others, and hes trying to fix what he can, but he already did die for his mistakes and there are things he cant fix and that's. just how it is. even towards jgy, the narrative doesn't go gleefully and completely with "lets make THEM pay bc theyre the big bad" bc its not that simple, and it wouldn't lead anywhere but more pain...
re him and jiang cheng and the wens and kinda. isnt that what nhs did? scheming to displace jgy out of revenge more than any justice and doing so in the most painful way?
idk if that actually makes sense im truly just babbling
i thought the scene at the lotus pond would be CUTE but the context was PAIN again
jiang cheng finding out about his golden core and his conflict with wwx at the guanyin temple .... destroyed me but in a nice way kinda.... same way it destroys him look at his face oh god
and. the fact??? he sacrificed himself for wwx?? first?? and he'll probably never tell anyone much less wwx???? keeps me up at night
i havent decided if the neckbreak transition between jgy does sth super Evil or does he he does OR Does He yes he does O R does heeeee is sth i dislike or not
jin guangyao and wei wuxians most interesting parallel is that... theyve both seen 'hmm hey this system is fucked up' and wwx went 'so fuck it all i will renounce it and challenge it' and jgy went 'so fuck it i will use all of it to my advantage and manipulate it to my goals and whims'
the fact jgys mom was actually great and he loved her and his whole issue w it was more than simply being ashamed of being a bastard kinda got me ngl
never trust a dude with a fan.
nhs and jgy: the first rule to a convoluted and decades spanning violent revenge plot is to have fun and be yourself! 
when a-yuan finally FINALLY remembers ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; wen ning has someone in his family back and a-yuan has someone to talk abt his wen family and wwx has him back bc he survived and lwj raised him anD HES THEIR SON. THEYRE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON. UGH.
and theyre allowed to heal. everyone is allowed to try and recover and be happy
netflix put all of the 3 endings on top of each other and it looks kinda weird actually BUT I DONT EVEN MIND :’’’’’’’’’)
the gasp that left me when lwj says ‘wei ying’ and wwx turns.........
there was also a screen with ‘thank you mxtx for creating these characters, we hope their wishes come true’ and i might. have cried then too. maybe. 
that was . a ride. as is proven by this behemot of a ramble clearly i just really needed and Outlet. i am currently trying to convince dumb monkey brain to not consume the other medias of mdzs immediately bc i REALLY need to like. live. a life. and take care of real responsibilities.  *longest oh boi ever*
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can i request a shoto x (black if you can) reader reacting to fanfiction like one of those videos on youtube 👋🙈
Todoroki x black!reader
TW: Swearing, the ending is like sort of suggestive?? Like the fic theyre reading is suggestive
Note: youre a youtuber in this fic. I felt like it'd work better if it was a fanfic about you and Todoroki and not an x reader too. And I felt like this would work better as a one shot instead of a hc which I usually do. Also this is really bad and I apologize bc this is definitely not my best work but I tried- (this was sitting in drafts for like 2 days bc I wanted to find a way to make it better but I still hate it but I hope its not unbearable for yall)
Key: F/n = fan names (the name of your fanbase); italics = whats being said in the fic that you're reacting too; F/f = favorite food
"Hello F/n's, welcome back to another video. As you can see, my amazing boyfriend is here with us again today." You said enthusiastically, hugging Shoto.
He waved at the camera, not knowing what to say. "Me being, I haven't told him what we're finna be doin. So, what do you think we're gonna do?" You asked him.
Shoto looked slightly distressed, because last time you did a whats in the box challenge, and he ended up touching a raw, dead, squid.
"I have no clue, but I'm scared as hell." He said, leaning his head into the palm of his head, while his elbow rested on his knee.
"Don't be, its nothing bad." You reassured him. You received nothing but a look that said 'you sure about that?'.
"We're reacting to fanfiction of ourselves." You told him. "Fanfiction?" Shoto asked.
"Yes." You said, earning another questioning look. "Anyways, let's start before he quits." You said, pulling out your phone.
"Youre reading first, babe." You handed him your phone.
"Chocolate bunny, where are you, baby?" Shoto read, only to pause, and squint at the screen.
"I dont call her that." He said bluntly. "Hes not that corny." You said. "I'm not corny at all." He objected. "You call me Hersheys Kiss, Sho." You corrected in turn. "Yeah, but thats cute, I wouldn't out right call you 'chocolate'." (I'm putting this in because I personally hate when a fic refers to a black reader as 'chocolate' and im doing it twice to be cringy <3)
"'I'm in the kitchen!' Y/n shouted to him." Shoto said, attempting to do a female voice. "Is that how I sound to you??" You asked him, scruncing up your face. "Well, I cant exactly sound like you." He said. "Fine, we'll read our own parts." You offered in compromise.
"'Hey, baby. I know I've been busy with hero work, but since I'm off, lets spend the day together.' Shoto said, wrapping his arms around Y/n's waist." Shoto read enthusiastically, in order to give the story feel. "'That'd be great. And I made you cold soba, eat up.' Y/n told him, placing his bowl on the counter.'"
"That's more accurate." You said, referring to him offering to spend a day at home and giving him cold soba. "Except, I wake up first." Shoto added.
"After eating breakfast, Y/n and Shoto lounged around. Talking about nothing in particular, bouncing around topics like their future, movies, and even local food places." Shoto read, seeming at least slightly interested now.
"'Shoto, you'd probably have catering bring the best cold soba to our wedding, even if its from all the way around the world.'" You stopped to look over at Shoto, you could tell he was genuinely thinking of that idea. "We've actually had this talk, im not sure what he's going to do, but i found a sticky note that included a giant bowl of cold soba." You said, shaking your head.
"Im doing it." Shoto confirmed. "But why..?" You asked him. "Why not?" He asked in response. "Then I'm getting a giant f/f." You told him. He gave you a short shrug, silently compromising.
"'Yeah, but you'd probably let me.'" Shoto smiled at how accurate the story was. "'Whatever. By the way, your favorite China shop is open, how about we go get you another soba bowl?' Y/n suggested, propping her head up on her palms." You read aloud, feeling a tap on your shoulder.
"Can we actually do that after this, baby?" Shoto asked, giving you a specific look that he knew you couldn't say no to. "Sure." You sighed.
"'Yes, please.' Shoto cheered in agreement, getting up to get dressed."
"Now I just know that this is finna be one of those fics where its like, 'Y/n threw her hair up into a messy bun, slipping on a big shirt-'." You predicted, as you skimmed through the text, proving yourself correct.
"Y/n styled her braids in a low ponytail, throwing on a pair of ripped, skinny, blue jeans, and a tank top." You read through slight snorts.
"Shoto put on his usual going out outfit, black jeans, a white shirt, and a light blue jacket." Shoto cringed, eyebrows twitching as he read.
"Do I really wear that specific outfit that much?" He asked. "Yes, Shoto, you do. That's why I always try to get you to change." You told him, rolling your eyes.
"And you just didn't say anything?" Shoto retorted. "Bro, I just-" You paused when he started laughing. "Fuck you." You huffed. "Later." He mouthed.
You blinked, taking everything in for a second. "Bet- but back to the story."
"At the China shop, Shoto had stacks on stacks of expensive soba bowls. Y/n pointed out which ones she thought he'd like, while looking at a few cups and tableware at the same time."
"After buying everything and loading into to the car, Shoto made a suggestion. 'How about we go get you some more clothes, Bunny?' He asked Y/n. 'Sho, you take me clothes shopping every other week.' She replied. 'Yeah, but I like buying you things.' He huffed, with a pout."
"This is exactly, how shopping with him is." You said, shaking your head. "I really do like buying you things. My baby deserves everything, so thats the best I can do." Shoto cooed, wrapping his arms around your waist, and resting his head on your shoulder.
"I love you, Hersheys Kiss." Shoto said, kissing your cheek. "I love you too, IcyHot." You said back.
"'Fine Sho, but only a few things. And we're buying for you too.' Y/n compromised. Shoto smiled, and nodded his head."
"After shopping, Y/n snd Shoto came back with bags from stores like Fashion Nova, Sephora, Bath & Body Works, etc.. After setting their bags down, Shoto fell backwards onto the bed, a sigh leaving his lips."
"'All tired out, Sho?' Y/n asked him, laying on top of him. He nodded, sitting up straight, making sure to keep Y/n on his lap. 'But.. I know something that could wake me up.' Shoto whispered, red painting his face. He pulled out a Victoria's Secret bag from one of the other bags. Y/n was curious as to how he got it, considering that they were together the whole time. But her thoughts were cut short from hearing Shotos voice. 'Put this on for me?'"
"And then it just ends? How did you feel about this, Sho?" You asked, turning to meet his eye. Shoto grumbled, saying something under his breath that you couldn't hear.
"My father told me fans could get like this... but I didn't think I'd ever see it outside of crazed fangirls on the streets." He grunted, a slightly uncomfortable glint in his face.
"You know some go past that, right Sho?" You told him. Shoto narrowed his eyes, giving you a side glance before looking back at the camera.
"Anyways, enough of torturing Sho for this video. Please like, subscribe, and comment, hit the bell to turn on notifications so you can stay tuned. I'll see you next time, bye F/n's." You blew a kiss towards the camera before turning it off.
"Can we go get my soba bowls now?" Shoto asked, wrapping his arms around you, as you checked the cameras files to make sure nothing crashed.
"Yes, and we can get you more clothes." You told him, pecking his cheek. "I dont really wear the same thing that often, do I?" He questioned you, and himself, eyebrows threading together.
"You do, now let's go IcyHot." You ushered him, taking him by the hand.
"If you call me IcyHot again, I will start calling you Chocolate Bunny.
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redrabbitspod · 3 years
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this is a question to the creators!! so im super curious are yall ever surprised by the little details we retain ? i feel like sometimes we just pick shit up and im like woah i missed that either just little info/facts of characters or how theyre acting idk shit like that
OOC: YES. I feel like we say this all the fucking time, but the pinky crack was just a habit of mine (Bloodydamnit) that we added in. It was unintentional that whenever he cracked his pinky he was thinking of the pinky promise with Neil. Like I’d love to say that we’re just so big brained that we thought of that but in reality, we didn’t connect those things at ALL LMFAO. 
I feel like there are so many other things that you guys pick up on that we both meant you to and didn’t at all. Like we thought y’all would catch Neil clutching onto his neck during season 1 because that was canon for Andrew to do for Neil. So whenever we wrote it in, we would literally tell each other NO THEY’LL PICK UP ON THAT. And y’all almost never did lmfaooo. Which is why the pinky thing is so funny because we didn’t even realize it and you guys pointed it out so fast. 
Or omfg. Andrew pointing out that Neil’s eyelashes are auburn in the florida chapter to Allison. We thought you guys were going to figure that out and we were so nervous about it but i dont think anyone ever did?
When we were hiding the fact that they got married, we wanted to put rings on them SOOOOOOO bad. But Jeni had to keep holding me back because she knew yall were going to find them. And you did lol. I really tried to hide it *just enough*. 
Honestly hiding little hints here and there is one of the best parts about making rrp. Even if they’re unintentional. I feel like the pinky is our peak. That shit was so funny. 
Please let us know if you remember any moments that had you go WAIT A DARN MINUTE. Or details that you noticed that you don’t think anyone else did!? I definitely know we’re missing a lot! - The Creators
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hongism · 3 years
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hi caly im back after reading moc41 and just... mind: blown. tears: none left. throat: sore after screaming into my pillow so much. emotional stability: basically gone from the amount of damage made in this chapter. but all that aside I STILL LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!
if theres one thing that saved me i’d say its probably all the san x y/n moments in 41 (tho ironically that joy is kinda short-lived aha :’) and also nightingale and soojin and LUCA now in the picture! i’m just manifesting more of their interactions once y/n comes back pls bring her back quick dear miss calyyy ㅠㅠㅠ
and also everyone probably already went batshit crazy at hongjoong while simultaneously sympathizing with the logic of his choices can’t hide that i’m one of them askwkzjs. again, i’m broken at how he went with the decision without the reluctance we all thought he would have, and it even seems like he’s eager to let her go if not for his guilt towards san. i guess hardly anybody would feel good when they’re being abandoned and deemed as less worthy, even if its by someone seemingly unimportant to them. i just wanna know if there’s any hope for y/n and hongjoong mending their relationship in the next act, or just any none-hateful moments? please i need them to be (somewhat) okay if yall wont choke each other sexually FINE just dont choke each other all together please askjwuwhshs 😭
and i cant even talk too much about wooyoung and yeosang it pains me and it even GETS WORSE OH MY GOD?!! but apart from that, i’m also super curious about the thing yeosang said to y/n too. i have a tiny theory basically about that part, but when i first read it i thought it sounds like y/n was part of the slave group wooyoung was in when yeosang was still prince??? like yeosang was somehow gonna choose y/n in that group, but ended up choosing wooyoung instead. or even if she wasn’t actually in the slave group it’s something about wooyoung beind chosen in y/n’s place, and yeosang already met her before she joined the crew. and y/n seemed so confused because she got brainwashed so she’s couldn’t remember all that (?)
overall ur a legend and this is a masterpiece as always caly, and it’s absolutely worth the wait. as angsty as this is gonna get i’m still really looking forward to the next chapters!! take your time and stay healthy bestie <3 — 🌊
hello hi bestie!!! IM SORRY!!!! i did a lot of damage huh 😫🤪 im so glad to hear you loved tho!!! that makes me soso happy hehe <3
anywho! im glad the y/n and san moments made it bearable and survivable! they had some good moments in the first half of the chapter :3 but don't worry we won't have to suffer for long pink promise!!!
you bring up a good point of hongjoong's choices and how it seems like his guilt towards san is the only reason he feels bad about his decision. i can't say that his decisions are gonna be made better or worse in the future, but there is a rather big reveal in the next chapter that will make the knife go a little deeper unfortunately :') is there any hope for y/n and hongjoong? it's too early to say really, we have such a long ways to go that i don't want to say anything without spoiling! we gotta go through some rough things to get to the better and happier things tho!!!
then... wooyoung and yeosang 😭 the most painful part for me as well tbh ahh yeah god damn !!! there's a lot to it and a lot in it and a lot of pain and layers of course! i can't say much but you are on the right track indeed with your theory and that's all i can say 🤐 but we have to remember that y/n lost her memories not once but twice! before joining the military and when jisung went in too! so there's definitely a lot of possibilities in there!!
thank u as always MUAH ur too kind <3 this one was VERY angsty, but i can say that it's as bad as it's gonna get for a while!! stay healthy too bestie i luv u <333
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enha-woodzies · 3 years
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this is a mutuals mention game! u need to mention one or more mutuals that come to your mind at first when you read the following words (per word): flower, angel, love, chocolate, sweet, cute, gorgeous, fun, sun, moon and stars 💓
it's been a while since i've got another one of these... and i know i should just tag my moots but i can't go on without stating why cos there are valid reasons as to why i've thought of them that way. soo,, here we go~
🌼 flower :: @berrywoo i can't stress this enough you've always been a flower to me besides your name ofc and you're an icon of growth and genuine beauty. no matter how much people trample down on you, you still rise up with strength and beauty and humility. you show them your true self and how we all can be very vulnerable despite feeling all sunshine-y and you definitely put them where they rightfully belong. words can't even explain how pure you are 😘 i just love you so much
👼 angel :: @fluffi ayee pumpkin~ ma child <33 always exuding a bright beam of light and softness, a precious lil one 🥺 goal-directed and driven and what else? needs no effort to brighten up your day, it's just so easy with her that you'll end your day always full and happy :))) mwaa
❤️ love :: @en-amours besides the url lol i love how jo and i can go deep into our conversations and talking with her always makes me feel this kind of depth and solace + this sentimental vibe where just a mere presence of her can totally make you feel at ease. jo always have a lot to say abt things but they're usually not the general knowledge that you'll get from her. her words and sentiments often carry a lot of emotions and meanings. she's so raw with her thoughts and i loooveee that so much. i know we still have a long way to go to build up a much tighter bond but i can already say these with ease cos jo, you are a gem and i'm always in awe and in comfort talking to you 💛
🍫 chocolate :: @jakeysim gill, my babyghorl, she reminds me of chocolate mainly because she has a lot of energy and emotions 一 like a chocolate 🙃 you get that feeling when you take a bite off a chocolate bar and you suddenly feel a rush of different sweetness at once? like it may not look like it has a lot to offer but when you indulge yourself in it, you get a whole package maam. you get what i mean? like she's more than what meets the eye. she's not the typical "what you see is what you get" cos she's a WHOLE lot more 😉
🍭 sweet :: @en-sun wifey <33 ohh nani 🥺 mi precious luvv, always so supportive and sweet and thoughtful ughh might have ants biting me soon cos she hella saccharine sweet my teeth cant even >< she never fails to brighten up my day even when she was still my adorable emoji anon 🥺 she's just ultimately friendly and genuine, man
🧸 cute :: @chuunie aaaaa yuriii my other unofficial child lmao very very supportive and energetic and ofc, i cant leave adorable out now, can i? this loving being pls i feel like yuri's pretty jumpy in person and i would just shower this little cutie with lotsa hugs right away. cuddles >>> & @vrsace-niki my babykins!! very endearing and genuine 🥺 literally feel like biting or pinching your cheeks everytime we talk oh god cmere childddd i wanna wrap you up like a burrito and hug you so tight with my legs around your burrito body 😭
✨ gorgeous :: @entypens ooohh angel, my my, dont get me wrong all of my mooties are exceptionally gorg she a beaut and a gem, ya girl be slayin' all day and i'll be like "damn, that's my girl right there" proud mom right here yall !! at this point i cant keep track of how many children i have on this hellsite JFBHS
🤪 fun :: @soyatenada bee !! this person right here maam. very enthusiastic when her interactive mode's on. she's very analytical and deep too! such a great listener and a person with heaps of genuine feedbacks and advices. very curious and exciting like maam, your energy bar pls take it slow imma have to catch up JFHHS
☀️ sun :: @angeljungwon haziebub! she just exudes warmth and comfort 😌 it feels so easy and relaxing talking to hazel, like you can approach her at any time of the day and scream at her about something that made your stomach do backflips ykwim babe 😉 and she would immediately ride in the vibe and get along with your silliness or whatever... until the vibe dies out cos my energy is very limited pls im a hag
🌙 moon :: @miffythoughts eyyy miffy~ i totally loveeee miffy's appreciation to the wonderful, little things in life. i get that a lot of people do cos i myself adore little things as much as yall can imagine but there's something with the way miffy portrays those details and emotions. she just gets that feeling and i am in awe of how intricate she goes into describing these beauties. she's very deep and beautiful, inside and out. she knows what she's doing and what she's talking about and just... w o w her mind ykno 🤯 i kinda wanna live there rent free even just for a day. lemme peek through those intricacies you mold into masterpieces hun !!
🌟 stars :: @serendipitysung andiii, ma lifesaver andi HAHA andi sure is a bright jewel. she seems timid sometimes and in other times, she's loud. but she's just right 😉 she doesn't say much but you'll always have this sense of security and safety cos you know she's just right there beside you, no words needed to let you know that. i enjoy her feedbacks and appreciation and support towards my writing endeavors and how she's always so nice it feels like she embraces you in warmth and comfort that you just wanna snurfle under her chin and stay there because dang, feels so homey might wanna camp in here along with the sweetest aroma from fragrant candles surrounding around <33
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muwur · 4 years
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hiii can I request hcs for Bokuto, Oikawa and Kuroo crushing on a shy s/o :3 tyyyy
crushing on a shy s/o
✧ hc’s ✧ for Bokuto, Oikawa & Kuroo
❧ gn reader
✎ 1.6k words
a/n: ty for the request ! <33 idk y everytime its like headcanons mixed w scenario frjffgt i hope das ok w yall my definitions of all these intersect too much--
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Bokuto
✧ mans sometimes has trouble knowing people’s boundaries
✧ PERO bby is just being himself, we lov a king
✧ I DIGRESS. N E WAYS
✧ when he has a crush, he just wants to give you a lot of attention
✧ your shyness is just an added uwu factor to him, he craves seeing how surprised you get whenever he just so happens to pop up out of nowhere to say hi!
✧ tbh he spotted you from like a mile away and pretended like he needed to go in the same direction just so he could talk to you--
✧ doesn’t hesitate to compliment you! will ask if you did anything different (you: “not really” ) and then always says “you always look great, anyway, no need to change anything!”
✧ invites you to his games, hyping up his team and insisting that if you come, he’ll play even better because of your support
✧ has to control himself from leaping with happiness and giving you a hug when you respond a bit bashfully, agreeing to go like 👉👈 “oh, sure, ill come” bc a cutie just asked you to come watch him play
✧ however, when akaashi mentioned once that Bokuto might be coming on a bit strong for your more timid nature, he tried to tone it down
✧ but then he got sad thinking that maybe he was actually overwhelming or annoying you and he sulked for three and a half days despite akaashi insisting that you probably didn’t feel that way, otherwise you would just avoid him
✧ you noticed recently he’s been acting a bit off, and it made you a bit sad to see him looking upset
✧ so you decided to make a sign for him for his upcoming game!
✧ you lugged it around with you when you entered the gym, backside facing forward to hide what it said
✧ you were a bit self-conscious, to say the least
✧ you got settled on the bleachers and watched the game
✧ but Bokuto rlly seemed out of his element; he missed a few potential points and the other team eventually got in the lead
✧ thinking that he needed a pick-me-up, you held up your large sign overhead sheepishly during a time out, hoping that Bokuto would notice
✧ everyone on the team started to snicker when they read your “You got this, Bokuto! Go Owls!” and gave suggestive looks to their team captain
✧ he was confused (Bokuto: “why are you all looking at me weirdly??”) until he finally turned around and saw your sign
✧ and fell 10x more in love with you
✧ and now he can die happy
✧ turning back to his team, tears pricking at his eyes, he quietly choked out:
✧ “(Y-Y/n) made that...? F-For me?!?!??”
✧ now that he’s fIRED UP, Fukurodani easily gained back their momentum and won by a landslide
✧ you stood around outside the gym after the game, wanting to congratulate Bokuto and the team but ovERthInkING iT and you were about to chicken out when
✧ “(Y/N)!” a voice called out loudly
✧ and you were met with a crushing hug
✧ never in your life were you more pleasantly surprised and embarrassed at once
✧ Bokuto’s back on his bullshit, always tryna talk and impress you
✧ and everyone wonders why y’all aren’t dating yet cmon just love each other already--
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Oikawa
✧ a big tease and a big flirt
✧ never fails to tell you how lovely you look everyday
✧ a bit embarrassed, you’ll always thank him (which he points out is cute, saying there’s no need to be shy)
✧ overall, he’s rlly sweet doe
✧ he was out with his teammates once when he saw you, so he called you over by name
✧ but since you’ve never met any of Oikawa’s teammates, except Iwaizumi, you were a bit hesitant
✧ seeing this, he goes over to you, gently grabbing your arm and pulling you over while reassuring you, “C’mon, I want you to meet my team. I think they’ll like you!”
✧ will introduce you as his friend
✧ however everyone sees through this (except u) and knows boyo wants mor
✧ makes sure to include you in any conversation, asking you for your input
✧ piss Oikawa off
✧ until he rlly does get pissed off and excuses both of you, deciding to just hang out with you because his teammates are meanies
✧ so we may conclude he can be a bit protective
✧ always staring or looking at you, secretly hoping that he catches you looking at him (gets disappointed when once again, no, you were not looking at him)
✧ checks himself in the mirror even MORE now that he has a bit of an infatuation-- (Iwaizumi: *to Oikawa, who is inspecting his face* “you can only do so much to look human, give up”)
✧ politely excuses himself from his horde of fan girls just to talk to you
✧ always trying to find ways to talk to you in hopes you’ll open up more to him and in general
✧ will offer you help even though you obviously do not need any (again, just to talk to you)
✧ and offers you other things he has on himself, like gum
✧ speaking of gum he’ll always have gum or mint on him in general but espeeeeecially if he knows he’ll be around you bc boyo want his breath smelling fiinneee
✧ eventually gets you to be quite comfortable around him (yes!), so you have nice conversations every once in a while
✧ he’s also v considerate and likes gift giving! bought you milk bread from his fav place because he talked about it the other day, and you mentioned you were curious to try it
✧ one time after you told you that you looked pretty, you paid him back with a compliment as well
✧ he got quite flustered himself, trying to hide his blush by turning his face to the side and then excusing himself-- (smooth)
✧ mans just left you confoozed, but you shrugged it off
✧ he digged the compliment tho, it made his heart swell and his ego skyrocket LOL
✧ his crushing gets worse after you start showing up to his games to support and cheer for him
✧ gushes about you mid-game to Iwaizumi, who looks like he wants to off himself every time--
✧ once you’re a bit more comfortable around him and after “hanging out” (Oikawa: “nOT a date oKAY”) a few times, that’s when he thinks he should ask you out (like on a date date c; )
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Kuroo
✧ (totally unrelated but i had a weird dream recently where kuroo and i became buddies bc we found each other’s finstas--)
✧ ok im like 99% sure all these bois would love to get some sort of reaction out of their shy crushes cuz they think it’s cute, they just do it in different ways
✧ kuro’s a bit of a tease
✧ but only because he likes to see your reactions, thrives off of them n eats that shit up like salted mackerel-- (not literally)
✧ likes to look in on what you’re doing whenever you’re just minding your own business ( “whatcha got there?” )
✧ gets a bit close to you as he looks over your shoulder (doesn’t matter wut ur height is; this mf tall tho)
✧ will call out your name and wave when he sees you in the distance, then walk over to you and start a conversation, asking you about your day, what you were doing, etc.
✧ will leave his other friends to talk to you, so much for bros b4 hoe5
✧ always respects your boundaries, though. he’s quite perceptive and is able to tell whether or not you’re uncomfortable
✧ and if you are, he’ll do whatever he can to lessen it (sometimes without you even realizing it)
✧ invites you to study with him after school in the library (and thanks the universe when you agree)
✧ tries to be sLICK when y’all are studying
✧ like he’s extra attentive so when you drop your pencil this man zooms for it before you can even blink so he can pick it up and maybe touch your hand as he hands it to you
✧ “oh, you dropped this,” he says, iNNOcENtLY
✧ you just smile and respond with a “thank you, kuro”
✧ may or may not have done this also so you could smile and thank him—
✧ will also try to impress you with his knOwLedGE and is eager to help when you don’t understand something
✧ tries to fix his bedhead ;((( but fails (Issok bb u perfect already)
✧ will kinda flex about his team and being captain (“oh yeah so we’re going to nationals pretty soon”),,, hoping to convince you to come to a game
✧ which,,, you do (much to his content--)
✧ luckily for him, you end up easily vibing with both kuro and kenma
✧ occasionally you see both of them and are comfortable enough to approach and say hi
✧ after a while tho kenma just disappears and ur like ?? where’d he go ?? and kuro genuinely did not know
✧ kenma just wants to give y’all sum alone time,,,, but y’all dont know that (except kuro when he confronted him later n all he got as a response was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
✧ always asks you about your interests, mentally taking notes on them (he believes that info will come in handy in the future)
✧ and he likes to surprise you with the things he remembers (ie. your fav colors, snacks, scents, hobbies, etc)
✧ is kinda comfortable with how things are between you two
✧ but also really want something more; will probs end up asking you out suddenly when y’all are hanging out >.>
✧ embarrassment and uwu’s are shared
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savnofilter · 5 years
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Would you mind doing dick size headcanons for Bakugo, Deku, Iida, Kirishima and whoever else you want? Now I'm really curious XD
👑 Bakugou x Reader // Midoriya x Reader // Iida x Reader // Kirishima x Reader // Todoroki x Reader // Dabi x Reader // Overhaul
warnings: yall arent ready for this.
a/n: it had to be done.
Bakugou:
lets say this boi has LENGTH and WIDTH.
open your mouth wide bc this bitch is hung.
veiny and healthy bc of his healthy lifestyle.
curves a lil to the side so hes always blowin out the right spots in you.
bet his cum taste motherfucking delicious too.
his dick print is always apperant -- no matter hard or not bc thats how big he is. if its baggy sweats? print. tight pants? print. even if its snow pants, print.
6. flaccid. 7.5. erect. dont fight me on this.
but idk how likely it is that he is circumcised or not, i think hes not.
inviting trim that makes you WANT to suck his dick.
always a stickler for having a small bush tho, makes sure to keep it clean just so he can enjoy watching your suffocate on his cock when he chokes you on it while you smell tropical breeze in his tufts.
has high stamina, so he's cock is pretty functional.
with you being arousal, there isnt a moment where it is isnt erect.
Miodriya:
im saying hes smaller than bakugou, probably wide tho.
probably 6 inches, somewhere around there, maybe 6.5 if hard.
like bakugou, prob eats healthy but not as much, so hes cum is a lil salty.
his length points out straight and curves up.
i think hes circumcised.
clean cut definitely.
sometimes when he doesnt shave, he still makes sure to keep them maintained.
has an attractive pubic line that disappears into the small bush of forest green tufts at the top of his dicc.
Iida:
this boi is big okay.
its gotta fit his physique, lets not be dumb.
definitely more on the length side than width.
would say prob 7 inches maybe 7.5-8.
like common look at his genes sis, we know hes packin.
his cum prob tastes sweet (not like sweet sweet, pleasant to taste tho??) bc hes constantly drinking orange juice to keep running.
his dick is normal, some veins here and there.
pretty dick, circumcised.
not fully shaved tho, keeps it well maintained for his s/o tho.
-> on a note tho, i think that he keeps it shaved. just for eye worthy purposes.
he doesnt get excited out of the blue (excuse the random boners) but other than that, he's pretty normal. always up when hes in the mood tho.
Kirishima:
okay red riot, we know youre packing sir.
he exercising a ton, so we’re going to assume that his blood is always... flowing.
hard all the time.
(in more ways than one)
i wanna say even with his height, but hes not that but we’ll go with something like iida (although height is not the same).
i feel like kirishima is a more laid back than bakugou, so im saying he tastes delicious. maybe a lil on the salty side.
dick curves up a bit.
not circumcised.
trimmed cause its manly. *flexes*
Todoroki:
yummy boi.
not only does his cum taste good, his dick does too prob.
LMAO but like would he have half and half pube hair? can someone search this up for me for people who have his condition.
he prob hangs 7-8, these numbers are big but so are these boys.
i think hes like bakugou, the whole package thatswhytheyrealwaysarguing. (update their friends now so todoroki, bakugo, and kirishima just compare dick sizes when hanging together-)
but shines more on the wide part.
he prob gets it from his dad cause he aint all that tall-
um where was i going with this?
prob shaves his pubes, but its like never always, just mostly always kept tammed.
just know he keeps its well just for you.
Dabi:
alright kiddos move A FUCKIN SIDE.
this bitch-
doesnt even CARE hes got it.
he just knows and hes like “you got a problem with it?”
which you totally dont.
why would you?
we’re going for a deadly dick.
put that how you will.
just know its a task to give him a blowjob and its leaving you a bit sore after fucking.
but since its dabi, you better get use to it doll. ; )
(reee oml i lost my own breath doll + dabi in the same sentence just 💦)
okay back to the main point.
always important to use lots of lube when with him.
although it might seem fun since his cock is around 7.5-8, he will destroy and thats finale.
just make sure to lube it up, or he will literally, tear that pussy up.
and did i forget? he has the prince albert peircings.
Overhaul:
okay,,, last one.
hes no far behind on the big dick train.
prob co-conductor.
cleanest penis btw.
always shaved.
assuming he eats well? so his cum is pretty tasty as well.
but like i said before, he probably doesnt like oral so we wouldnt know how he tastes.
but he does wreck your insides no matter what pace hes going at.
ehhhh we'll give him at least 7 and rising.
he's one to also destroy your pussy but he makes sure that you're all ready and lubed up for the occasion.
(even with a little pain it doesn't always have to be all the way painful).
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thesugarace · 4 years
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Alright
I finished HLITF season 1 for Kaga and I SWEAR TO ALL 12 ZODIAC GODS
VOLTAGE. PEAKED!!!! AT KAGA’S SEQUEL
THIS STORY IS AN ABSOLUTE 
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(Early warning: minor/major spoilers and a lot of rants/fangirling/thirst etc etc all bec I just absolutely love this story and I feel the need to share this love with everyone. Also, I keep seeing everyone hating on MC in this but I actually really liked her here and so I MUST defend her)
Okay
First of all look. loOK. LOOK AT THESE CGS!!!!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE WE GET A HOT AND SEXY KAGA CG, A LITERALLY STEAMY ROMANTIC CG AND A BOMB AF STORY ALL FOR $3 EYE-
And oh my huedhaut dont even get me started on the story. It was absolutely on point. It has everything a HLITF story promises to have:
justice in the eyes of our straightlaced MC vs the PSD ✔️
Conflict btwn Kaga and MC precisely because of that ✔️
Our girl pulling a vanishing act bec she refused to compromise her values ✔️
the refusal of each side to back down and their love for each other TEARING THEM APART INSIDE ✔️
OUR GIRL SHOWING OFF HOW INSIGHTFUL SHE REALLY IS AND FINDING A SOLID AF LEAD ✔️
MC’S GROWTH in finding a somewhat compromise between her principles and what is required of her as a PSD detective ✔️
And of course, my absolute favourite: ANGSTY ANGSTY MY-WORLD-IS-ENDING-BECAUSE-MY-MC-IS-IN-DANGER-ANGSTY KAGA ✔️
Okay, I need to address the one thing that everyone just hates about this story en masse and it’s MC. Personally, I dont agree with her about the some parts, especially the interrogation because she did hinder an investigation and in law enforcement that is one big No-No but I do see where she’s coming from, especially with the surveillance thing and the whole copping out and literally running away to the countryside. I saw reviews abt her being completely naive but seriously, put yourself in the position of the one being spied. She’s so against it because to the suspect, what they’re doing could be harmful to him, especially so if he was innocent. I think as a person, she believes in the more publically-accepted justice - the kind of justice that everyone wants but is really very difficult to obtain.
And this is where we get to the beauty of this story. As per their MO, the PSD is ready to do whatever it takes to get the culprit even it means breaking the law. They’re desperate to get the culprit because people are actually getting hurt and the longer this guy gives them the slip, the more people are going to get hurt. Even in MSB, its been established that to the PSD, the end ALWAYS justify the means and they dont give a shit if they look like criminals for it. So this is where the conflict arises between MC and the PSD guys. For the PSD, there’s an opportunity where they might get the culprit but its illegal and for MC, what the PSD wants to do is too risky for something only based on suspicion; she wants to stay on the legal path but she has no lead whatsoever and time is not on either side. People dont seem to realise the weight of MC’s viewpoint and have a tendency to think of ‘officers doing something illegal’ as something as light as jaywalking or smt. No, these institutions have a wide reach and one misstep could bring harmful repercussions onto countless innocent people not to mention the implications of their actions on their integrity as an institution of the law and the integrity of the entire justice system. However, the PSD’s side is a lot more true to reality albeit in more complex situations: their duty beyond all else is to prevent crime and there are times when there really seems to be no way. I’ve been working in law for the past few years and this is a classic dilemma that has been simplified but quite well executed in this context. Justice is not as clear cut as the right way, the right end. The law may simply be black words on white paper but different circumstances dye it with their own colours. This is where MC is lacking. She’s like a freshman at law school - someone who truly believes in the importance of justice but actually has little idea what that actually entails. She is not entirely naive but more in a sense that she’s never been confronted with these kind of complex high-stakes situations (she worked in a police box before this for Ichthys’s sake) and that inexperience disables her from seeing and evaluating the entire situation from the PSD’s pov. For her, its like playing poker for the first time and she’s already betting with the million dollar chips.
The second thing I REALLY must defend her in is the whole quitting from the academy. For the love of Zyglavis, she did NOT run away just because Kaga told her she’s not suited for PSD, it was just the trigger. Lemme put it in a different scenario (btw this scenario is not meant to mirror the situation, its only meant to evoke how MC felt in the story) Imagine you live in a city and you and your significant other are living together. A pandemic has struck your city but everyone refuses to wear a mask and the government is even encouraging people not to wear a mask. You know that wearing a mask slows down the spread of the virus and you are trying to convince people to wear one but they just ignore you. The number of cases is dropping and people think its because they dont wear masks unlike other cities but you know that people should still wear masks or the numbers might spike. So you try to convince everyone to wear a mask and people start berating you for being so stupid as to believe that masks will slow down the spread of the virus when the numbers are dropping without the city wearing them. You go home and your significant other berates you for forcing other people to wear a mask and says ‘since you wanna wear a mask so badly, get out of my house and move out of town’ That’s what it felt like for MC: the absolute frustration + sadness from the rejection of what she truly believes in by the people she’s surrounded by. Time and time again in the story, she’s confronted with the fact that the justice she believes in is not the justice PSD serves. For someone who is working towards joining the PSD, that has to be killing her inside every time. It just serves as a reminder that she is not suited for PSD nor is she what PSD wants in a detective, something she has been struggling with since MS1 but she perseveres perhaps because of her dream to become a detective or because of her aspirations to someday be Kaga’s equal or at least be someone he considers he can rely on. I really believe it’s the second one, after all, it was his rejection of her that really broke her inside and finally convinced her to quit. That’s why if you buy the ending set, you’ll see in the extra stories that Kaga gets extremely angry AT HIMSELF that MC quit the academy. He knows that our persistent Kappa doesnt give up so easily, not even when he scolded her for ruining his interrogation. Its because all these factors built up and he was the one to push her over her limit. So yes, our girl is not fragile yall. She’s just been through so much and I honestly dont blame her for leaving like one order of R&R for our MC here, she deserves it thanks. 
Okay, I need to end this soon cause its starting to get too long but what made me really love her here is the whole LIME thing. That part made love her so much because even when she quit on the academy, there’s still a fire inside her to do what it takes to achieve justice, even if it meant relying on the people she didnt agree with. Even when she was so broken inside believing that she’s not one of them, she’s not needed by them, she’s not worthy of helping them; she just wants to help!
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IM SO FREAKING SOFT FOR HER BECAUSE THIS GIRL WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH IS STILL FIGHTING IN HER OWN WAY AND JKASHFHASKJHAKSHKJHGA BRB CRYING
ALSO 
THAT BLOODY PHONE CALL OH MY FREAKING SCORPIO THAT PHONE CALL. I died when he told her that quitting is not an excuse to leave his side. THESE TWO EYE-
Okay, you have to read that phone call scene from both sides because then you’ll see how much these two are being stubborn because they still dont accept the other’s pov abt the case but at the same time how much they love and miss each other is gnawing at them inside AND THEYRE STRUGGLING TO HOLD ALL THOSE EMOTIONS BACK WHEN THEY HEAR EACH OTHERS’ VOICES OVER THE PHONE FREAKING KRIOFF TAKE THE WHEEL PLEASE
Anyways, I really enjoyed reading season 1 for Kaga, especially because of his MC - I see her actually growing from the small police box officer to a PSD cadet and the sequel, especially, shows promise in how she’s going to navigate the world of law enforcement and facing difficult choices. Our girl really decided to return to the academy without finding a proper middle ground between her values and what PSD requires of her but she showed determination to work on it so I really hope we get to see more of that in later seasons. Also, WHIPPED Kaga is my fav but soft Kaga is up there as well. MC SAYING HE SOUNDED SAD OVER THE PHONE AND HER TEARING UP I CANT. THESE TWO ARE BAD FOR MY HEART.
Okay, Im not sure what I’ll be reading next. I kinda wanna start on his season 2 but considering how amazing this season is for Kaga, Im really curious abt the other characters so I might start on them before starting any season 2s. Also, idk if I would make these long argumentative-ish essays a thing but just idk why, my brain is really good at spewing essays out when it comes to HLITF and I think its fuelled by the panic from all my unfinished work so yay 
Thanks for reading!!!
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im finally trundling through my unfinished art mess lmao wow theres SOOO MUCH BotW and misc LoZ art in there help me
i dipped back into the pile of expanded worldbuilding whatever to do some brain fodder colouring or whatever and turfed up this nonsense 🤷 its still part of the previously mentioned other other other project i had an idea for forever ago now , so eh why not i guess lol 
again a similar route the last ones using the devs same principles plus ye olde Farme Wisdome ,, but like , bigger and a little more nitty gritty 
before i babble under the cut again; the canon doodles & the last exploring arts
right here we go lol … 
idk whether i even mentioned it before but the “””project””” loosely speaking is just filling in some worldbuilding holes and functionality for nerd reasons and for practice for other other things , mostly d&d related lol …….. anyway
goatsgoatsgoats ,, i figured there have to be like ?? small settlements or at least farmsteads for married gerudo/hylian couples right ?? probably ?? i dunno i just like the idea of lil villages or odd houses in gerudo highlands with mean goats jgfkdjfjkdsl , sandy coloured eat anything anger machines , no worries with wolves for these horrible babies theyre natures Fuck You
cows? cows, fluffy ones. im sooo , curious about how tabantha village Did Life .. the cows and to some extent the buffalo are for warmer weather though, yes theres sheep but what about !! the cows !! is it a musk ox or a highland cow we may never know lmfao ………  the idea of backbreeding them with water beefs for bigger fluffier friend beefs reminds me of the iron age pig escapades lol also [adjusts glasses] applying bergmann’s rule , cattle in hebra would be better off with bigger bodies, more fur, and shorter extremities :B
i just like sheep okay, theyre very good ,, again i just plonked my Cotswold Sheep Rule brand on this because theyre great and look really goofy , and they drove englands economy for a lonnnng time because their wool was just so damn good >:) .. in reality cotswold rams dont have horns either but for continuity i didnt see the point in polling them all
Right Lads … my ONLY big fat complaint about BotW is the lack of a defined ordon region or reference , so i made one , fuck yall ,, that island if you cant see is directly south of the horse god lake so i could pull the “oh the canyon between faron and ordon just got eaten by the sea” thing. but on to goats ………… 1) i love ordon goats, 2) cheese, 3) ordon was cute … i made them smaller than the others, i know link is short but the other goats in BotW are MASSIVE and insular dwarfism or something, theyre just cute. i took a little more liberty with colouring convention on them to match the original ordon goats on the same areas but idk i think it works ??
tadaaaa !! dorkosaurus out !!
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So I saw your top 5 favorite Magnum episodes list. I’m curious to know what your least 5 favorite episodes are and why? 👀
hahaha oo i like this ask
ok in all honesty, there aren’t a lot of episodes that i HATED or walked away thinking i wish they hadn't aired that (which can not be said for all my shows). but they do have a fair amount of filler eps and anticlimactic storylines that i would finish the ep and be like .....eh s2 finale anyone i’m srry
so here are my ‘eh’ episodes, sprinkled in w my ‘i don't even remember this ep’ episodes, and a few ‘yeah no’ episodes (this got so long im sorry)
2x17 - look i dont even completely understand my beef with this episode but i just did NOT like it. maybe it was bc they had spoiled literally everything about the visa storyline so i knew what was coming and i had to prepare myself to watch him be excited about a marriage i knew was gonna fall through. maybe its bc it was the only ep of s2 i didn't watch live. but either way this whole episode was just...off. the timing was off, the banter was off, the case was off, the whole thing just didnt even feel like an episode of mpi to me, to the point that im still not entirely sure it even happened
2x10 - lolol this episode. this is the big flashback episode to afghanistan where they help ahmed. now, i am an avid shipper that watches 95% for miggy and about 5% for plot but i love the backstory of magnum and the guys. i love the flashbacks, i love the hannah twist, love it all srsly. but this episode was WEAK. it had the potential to really hit me where it hurt and it just fell flat. plus it was such such SUCH a character regression for higgins to not help until the end. it was one of the few times where i felt like they messed up a character’s arc
2x11 - winter finale! magnum in trouble! return of ivan! fam goes to rescue magnum! maybe ill get my hug!! yeah wrong. who even was ivan? wasn't it like a bait and switch and the nerdy guy was actually ivan? point is - i dont even remember!!!! i thought ivan was the big bad this season? one of the most underwhelming winter finale i have witnessed. and look i KNOW higgins is an independent badass that dont need no man. but can we have magnum come to the rescue ONCE?? can we stop having everyone have to save the NAVY SEAL  ??????? i digress.
1x17 - for u @hpfangirl13. i have a very detailed filing system for my gifs bc i am a Freak, but s1 has all the episodes and then the ep 17 folder just...doesnt exist. now early eps i forgive for not having good content because you have to establish the characters, and the show, and im here for the slow burn, yadda yadda. but EPISODE 17??? AFTER 15?? AND THE HOSPITAL SCENE? unacceptable. no, i dont like magnum giving higgins a hard time about dating. no, i do NOT like the appearance of little miss abby. no, i ESPECIALLY DO NOT LIKE THE LACK OF JEALOUSY. i dont remember the case. i dont remember the subplots. just that this episode was so lacking that there was not a single gif i could make. sad.
i hate to do this to y'all i really do. but 2x20. listen. did i get a few nice moments out of it? yeah, sure. DO I CARE FOR A SEASON FINALE THAT IS 90% ABOUT RICK WHEN THE WHOLE BUILD UP TO THE FINALE IS THE VISA STORYLINE? NO. listen, dont freak out on me here. i love rick. i really do. give me a rick centered episode, im FINE. BUT GIVE IT TO ME MIDSEASON NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIGGINS ALMOST LEAVING AND YOUR SUPPOSED ‘INTENSE FINALE.’ it wasnt even intense yall. icepick did some shit, magnum and gang tried to reverse the shit (i think? i wasnt even really paying attention). I AMOST FELL ASLEEP HALFWAY THROUGH. and then the ending ?? yall. they might’ve well just sent her back to england and picked up s3 with her coming back. or something. or at least have her boarding the plane before someone saves the day. you're telling me rick and tc thought to call robin masters about a football player impersonation but no one thought to call him when his employee - overseeing his estate - was gonna get deported? what? i just dont get the whole storyline. i didn't ask for a fake marriage storyline, i asked for a hug. and since there was no hug, no feelings revealed, & no consequences, what was the point? i had hope for this storyline, i really did. but it was a waste of time. 
and if you have read through this very long rant, tell me your least favorite too so we can be bitter together lol
thanks for the ask! <3
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