People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes
They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts
"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".
in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started
And so you lie
And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.
Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality
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megumi who tells fushigojo mom about every instance someone tries to flirt with satoru at the park/grocery store/during school pickup AND drives them off immediately once he realizes what’s happening
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loid truly won at life
like your super-hot-ultra-deadly-assassin-wife still manages a way to bring the conversation to you even when she's actively breaking someone's bones
this is the flex of the century
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Raspberry, Seafoam (affectionate), charcoal, navy, lilac, steel, sapphire (affectionate), forest, mulberry, lemon
Why did you follow me?
Raspberry - I need your help to kill God
Seafoam - You understand what the fuck is wrong with you (affectionate)
Charcoal - You have the best takes
Navy- You are literally so sexy (Blushing emoji)
Lilac- You make my dash better and I cherish you
Steel- You post the most beautiful art/fics/edits
Sapphire- I want to put you under a microscope and study you (affectionate)
Forest- You are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you
Mulberry- We should be having (more) gay sex
Lemon- Funniest tags known to man
To be fair, I never thought of modifying seafoam to be affectionate. So right back at you babe. I didn't say seafoam the first time because I thought it was mean. But yeah. That but affectionate. Though I thought the romantic potential of Sapphire was already inherent. I wouldn't just study anyone under a microscope, you know? XD
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Neil as a Raven is the most unsettling thing you could ever think of. He’s a guy who would stare a Lot. A silent stare. That butcher look that he wears? Yeah, that constantly. Some guy who plays with knives for fun and likes mind games.
And then you get him outside the Nest and he’s not only unsettling but super annoying and childish. He knows how to dress but purposely dresses terribly as a resistence against the Nest. Andrew would fall for him easily.
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I like to think that the only reason Otto doesn't flirt with Branch is because he considers Branch too young for him but not like in a "oh sweetie I'm too old for you" type of way but in a "Ew who let this 16 year old in" type of way. Like Otto seems like the type to absolutely despise kids in public spaces, and even tho Branch his NOWHERE considered a child, Otto still treats him like that. Aka, "Why did they even let you in here?" "I'm 25."
Otto isn't scared of the bros... He's scared of Poppy 😳 ... but don't give him too much credit
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