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dadralt · 11 months

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I had to know you could be trusted. That I had not lost you.

#thewitcheredit #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #emhyr var emreis #the witcher netflix #**gifs #twn s3 spoiler #another absolute banger of a scene #emhyr looking hot AF #we shall not talk about it #did you see the greys in his hair?#wow #getting sidetracked #anyway fuck me up dilfgaard #this is for the groupchat #userrj

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danburys · 2 months

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@pscentral event 26: minimalism isolated above, connected below

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asterronomical · 13 days

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old men doodle

#lovvveeee simebarb also. Parents #are we ready to talk about how shippable barbatos is bc he Is hes so lovely i need everyone to kiss him #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me shall we date #barbatos om #simeon om #obey me! shall we date?#om swd #obey me lucifer #technically #arrrt

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hiort · 1 year

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(me turning to solomon) personally i would have said no thank you

#i love my girls deranged #evil barbatos (heart eyes)(explosions)#we as a society dont talk about barbies horns enough #my art #fanart #obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me nightbringer #obm barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me shall we date #obey me barbie #to celebrate waking up to the barbie trailer

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celestialrealms · 10 months

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underrated way barbatos being a greed demon is shown pretty well is that he clearly has a thing about dressing mc up

#we don't talk about his obvious weirdgirl behavior enough...... some of u need to eat more barbatos devilgram mush #obey me barbatos #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #barbatos x mc #barbatos #long post /#unfortunately i am into this. haunted by the fact that miss girl even makes being possessive work 4 me in obey me of all games.#notorious haver of annoying possessive characters

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obae-me · 1 year

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Do you think Lucifer is like one of those dads that walk by while you're watching something on the TV and asks a random question about it and then says that it doesn't sound like something he'd be interested in but ends up just hovering there, just standing, watching it for the next hour? Because I think that. And then if you tell him you don't mind starting from the beginning, he declares, again, that he's not interested, but then sits down. I love this old man.

#it is currently like 1 am #and this was all I could think about #and I knew I had to share #thank you for coming to my ted talk #not writing #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me shall we date

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yukiire · 6 months

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the hell marine festival event and power couple card still have my heart, shoulder and neck

#obey me #obey me mammon #riddle doodle #obey me fanart #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #its like an event about how awkward mammon is i just love to see it #he loves the mc but struggles and faces consequences #ive been at the floor wanting to draw a comic but the inspiration is nt there so i ended up with this page #i want to see him sing his heart out to mc!!!#brain: he probably sang rap #illogical brain: but sappy pop song.#my personal to what he's singing is 'Hey Stupid I love you' from JP Saxe idk if the singer itself is morally good #but the lyrics is soooooo mammon to me #and also my very lowkey talked about mc

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defacatestenderly · 11 months

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Diavolo would absolutely love How It’s Made. Bring him up to the human world one day and put it on the TV and he’s watching that shit for hours. He’s more immersed in the show than an iPad kid watching Cocomelon. He takes it seriously, insisting that it’s crucial to the exchange program and understanding human world culture better.

However, he watches the show with awe and childlike wonder, fully immersed in the process of how a stapler is made. Diavolo won’t outright admit that he enjoys the show, but will claim that it’s very interesting.

When you both return to the Devildom he instantly hounds Barbatos to figure out a way to get the Science Channel or just the show onto his own TV in the castle.

Barbatos eventually gets the show on his TV, and Diavolo practically vibrates with excitement at the thought of watching the show with you when he has free time. Possibly for a date night if you reciprocate his affections for you.

A/N: I hope you all enjoyed this little drabble, please feel free to give me any feedback!

#obey me #obey me headcanons #diavolo x reader #diavolo imagine #diavolo fluff #shall we date diavolo #obey me diavolo #lord diavolo #diavolo x you #he would love it talk to the hand about it ✋#I wanna curl up into his side and have how it’s made marathons with him :(

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noecoded · 2 years

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cowboy asmo but hes an infamous bandit coming to rob ur small towns bank and its the 1800s

#my silly saga is OVER #hehe hes like if you were a bartender and u watched him come intothe bar .. hes from out of town … hes so cute .. and he orders a drink #and hes taking down things from ur bulliten board kinda but its like 1800s western small town so u dont really think anything of it and hes #chatting you up and asking about news in town and who the sherriff is etc etc and hes flirting w u and hes soooo cute omg . he tips so well.#and there are ppl maybe who are looking to make some money spending the night w him but rlly he just wants to talk to u u dont even notice #that hes crumpling up ur wanted posters or asking too many questions abt local players and whos in charge and the bank in town because hes #just soo charming u dont even care rlly most strangers from out of town r so rude ……..#obey me shall we date #asmodeus obey me #mine #asmo

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 10 months

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Mc: (about to cry)

Mammon: who do I have to kill!?

Mc: nobody I'm watching my favorite series

Mammon: seriously Human

Mc: yes seriously! just you watch it and than we see how you'll fare

Mammon: you're lucky I don't have anything better to do

~one entire series later~

Mammon: (crying)

Mc: so any final words on the matter

Mammon: why is this so funny and sad at the same time!?

Mc: (patting his back) I feel ya dude

#anyway whoever can guess what this is about can ask me to do anything they want #with that I mean fund out which series I'm talking about #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me mc #mammon avatar of greed #obey me mammon

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plushypluto · 2 months

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I was doodling and then it got a bit out of hand…

#just gonna pretend I haven’t been gone for a year LOL #hiiiiii #I feel like every time I talk about posting more I accidentally send myself to the shadow realm so… yeah no promises I’ll be posting more #tho I will say I have a backlog of art (not related to spn) that I might post but idk #is spnblr still alive LMFAO #art #fanart #illustration #spn #supernatural #deancas #dean x cas #destiel #spn fanart #ALSO I have literally only ever used tumblr to post art but I might. start using this as a more normal blog…. we shall See #ignore any fucked up proprortions I was drawing them from memory

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misc-obeyme · 6 months

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Lesson 37 spoilers below - it's screenshot heavy again because OH BOY we had a lot going on this time too. I took almost 100 screenshots lol. But don't worry, I narrowed it down... uh but there are still a lot so I apologize for that.

I do believe I said in my last post that if they were going to go full Dante, they would bury Lucifer in ice.

I only said that because I WAS NOT EXPECTING THEM TO GO FULL DANTE.

Now listen, it's been a long time since I've read the Divine Comedy, so there may be a lot more references that I am missing. I can tell you that the four circles or sections or whatever that Simeon named for us are from Dante. That right there is straight from Dante's Inferno, along with their names and who they're supposed to punish. I don't really feel like any of this has much relevance except that they used it as a backdrop and to create reasons for us to lose most of the people who came to help us as we went.

And truly the lore was fascinating in general, but there are a couple of specific pieces about this that made me go EXCUSE YOU.

It's the Celestial Realm again, guys. Cocytus is part of their domain. And the last area is for those who betrayed "him" as they so eloquently put it lol. Both Mammon and Lucifer are considered traitors in this regard, but I kind of suspect that if the rest of the bros made it to that level, they would've had a similar experience.

Anyway, I was pissed. I was like Diavolo in the hard lesson.

Right, so let's talk Mephistopheles. I'm not familiar enough with the legend of Faust or its variations to know if the way they described his special power is based on that. However, I highly suspect it is at least somewhat inspired by it. Considering making a deal with the devil is what that story is all about.

But aside from all that - I LOVE HIM OH NO.

WHAT. This guy... all this time I thought he was really stuck up. And like I kinda get it, considering how he was supposed to be Diavolo's right hand man and everything. But he's straight up saying that he underestimated them. He seems to have no problem saying yeah, turns out I was wrong and you guys impressed me. So don't go around giving up now. AND he says they learned it from Lucifer? Like... he gets them. He understands them. And I was not expecting that at all. He keeps surprising me and I'm loving it.

Welcome to my life, Mephi.

It's pointless to resist.

I'm telling you, this is just how it always goes.

BUT OH! I'm not gonna lie, this made me feel something. All the brothers usually say such nice things to me, but this guy is basically like ARE YOU STUPID? And I love it?!?!? Augh I'm sorry I didn't give you a chance before, sir.

Okay, now let's talk Solomon being the hot old grandpa that he is. I SWEAR every time he shows up lately it's been making me more insane about him.

WE SUMMONED HIM. We needed him in Cocytus and he wasn't there, so we straight up SUMMONED HIM. We couldn't do it without Mammon giving us his power 'cause our magic is weak, but STILL!?!?

I think Simeon referred to it as teleporting, but really it was the same as summoning him. I think the words were even the summoning spell words.

If this was actually me we were talking about, I would start doing it ALL THE TIME. Consider yourself on call, old man.

And then we got this excellent exchange:

Not only am I always here for big bro Mammon getting protective, but Solomon bringing it right back was also great.

Okay, now let's talk about Raphael and Simeon.

Do you think we're dealing with Michael disguised as Raphael again? For some reason I don't think so, but... at this point, it's like how do you tell? I'm going to talk about it with the assumption that it's actually Raphael and not Michael.

Simeon during this part gave me chills. Because when Raphael showed up and spoke the punishment or whatever and Luke was about to protest, Simeon silenced him. Simeon wouldn't let Luke protest because he knew that wouldn't be good for our baby boy. Simeon was prepared to take the fall instead. And he wasn't about to just let things stand.

I can't accept it. I swear, Simeon's character is far more complex than anyone gives him credit for. He doesn't get anywhere near the amount of appreciation he deserves. I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT IT.

Right, but back to Raphael.

Baby. He's crying. He was just delivering the ultimatum, the decision about the brothers' punishment, and he was crying. I was so surprised, it was so soft and sad and I wanted to hug him. And look at Simeon's frown. AND THEN

EVEN LUCIFER. This man is chained up in some ice and he still sees how Raphael is struggling and feels sorry for him. (Like maybe he's been there before himself...)

This is why I think it really is Raphael. Because this feels like such a significant revelation of his character, I think it'd be a disservice to him if we found out later it wasn't him at all. So I'm hoping it's still him.

Now. Let's talk about Diavolo. I'm pretty sure this was in the hard lesson, so be aware of that!

He is so pissed. I don't think I've ever seen Diavolo quite like this. Worried, sometimes serious, but angry? Like to the point where he thinks he might lose control? I don't think that's happened, has it?

AND BARB. His reaction is so interesting! At first he has this look of surprise, but then LOOK AT THAT SMILE. Here's Dia being like, I need you to stop me, but you can't tell me that smile on Barb's face belongs to anyone who's going to stop anyone. He looks like he's looking forward to it. I love him so much it's stupid. (Also I think Barbatos is just as much of a menace as Solomon is, he's just better at hiding it. Where do you think Sol gets it from??)

And of course the lesson ended with Lucifer BREAKING THROUGH HIS CHAINS. Ugh another cliffhanger.

In general, I really loved the brotherly affection that was running amok in this chapter. They were annoying each other and protecting each other and sacrificing for each other and it was all amazing. They banded together because they care so much about Lucifer, there's no way they would leave him to his fate.

And once again, the Celestial Realm is to blame. I think it makes sense that they're doing this. Before, they said that the seven brothers assuming positions of power in the Devildom meant that the power balance between the Devildom and the Celestial Realm was out of whack. That's why they wanted the brothers back. But the brothers wouldn't come back.

And while the Celestial Realm threatened war, they didn't do that, either.

Do you think perhaps the Celestial Realm collaborated with the House of Lords to get Lucifer trapped in Cocytus? The House of Lords controlled the train where everything went down. The Celestial Realm controls Cocytus. They probably knew that Lucifer's brothers would try to rescue him and counted on them getting trapped in the ice, too.

But perhaps they weren't expecting any interference from Mephisto or Simeon. They had to be expecting MC, I would think. Maybe they underestimated MC because they're human? And maybe they thought Diavolo would just accept it? (If so they are duuuuumb lol.)

Okay just a couple more screenshots because they made me laugh.

PLEASE. I love their dynamic SO MUCH.

Hmm. Is that a threat, Barb? 'Cause uh... you can casually threaten me with that slight smile any time I MEAN yeah, you tell 'em.

I cackled about what do you mean "ahaha" like I can't believe Levi actually said that out loud lol.

Cheer up, Belphie. Let Asmo live the otome dream, won't you?

Okay, okay, I'm done. Overall, I quite enjoyed this chapter, but I'm still sensing more drama, probably until the end of the season, honestly.

You think Nightbringer will make an appearance before it's over? It's almost like I forgot this whole new app was made to tell a story about him. He's just been mostly MIA. UNLESS someone else has been him in disguise all along...

Nope. No. I refuse to get into theorizing, this post is already too long.

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devildomsoup · 1 year

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Lucifer: I'm a bit concerned about MC.

Diavolo: Why is that?

Lucifer: Yesterday, Asmodeus accidentally hit MC in the stomach when he asked if they were okay they responded with "Oh don't worry, I've had rocks thrown at me. "

#I totally haven't had rocks thrown at me in real life what are you talking about?#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo

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boozye · 2 years

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This is 100% Leviathan libel.

#obey me #obey me leviathan #sheep mc #obey me sheep mc #obey me shitpost #obey me mc #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #boozye did #this is not the comic i was talking about this is just a shitpost

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celestialrealms · 5 months

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Fun fact: In Barbatos's intimacy storyline in Nightbringer he ends up living with Solomon and MC at Cocytus Hall temporarily. Here's a highlight from his 40 intimacy call:

The way he makes Solomon sit in the corner. 😭 You cannot convince me he didn't raise this man.

#+ the tonal shift when he started talking to mc again made me laugh ngl #i'm already spoiled for these calls but there's no substitution for the voice work #but yeah uhh spoilers in all of nb's intimacy calls they basically end up in a committed relationship w mc #i gotta step it up with farming so i can be annoying about it. barbatos's phone calls are SO good tbh #though now that mc and solomon aren't living at cocytus hall i question them making it so theyre living there even up to 100 intimacy?#i know whales are probably much speedier but its still a bit weird considering the devs #still won't let mc and barbatos's relationship progress in the main story practically at all in comparison to the phone calls #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #barbatos obey me #barbatos #solomon #also man i wish they'd spent some of this budget on routes instead considering how long it will be for anyone to really see these calls

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inhuman-obey-me · 5 months

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Hello! Congratulations of 4000+ followers! Y'all do amazing writing, and its been really cool to see the blog grow overtime

For the event, may I request⚡️with Diavolo and yes on MC! Thank you so much, and I hope y'all have a good day

Thank you so much!! ;//u//; And also thank you for sticking around for so long -- it really does mean a lot! 💕

"What good is this "great power" of mine? Absolutely everything slips through my fingers." - Diavolo/MC

You hadn’t asked for this power.

No, it was something that had been thrust into your hands, into your very being as the trajectory of your life changed the instant you opened your eyes and found your gaze held by pools of gold in an unknown and dangerous world. It was that one moment that began the unraveling, the revealing of all that you were and to be.

It seems like such a distant memory now, that first day in the Devildom.

No, you hadn’t asked for this power, but you didn’t refute it either. You had welcomed it, reveled in it. You had been plunged into a world of magic and monsters, angels and demons, witches and sorcerers – and you, a mere human who had been oblivious to the very real existence of this world in the shadows, were considered to be one of the most powerful mortals among it.

And yet, as of late, you had been feeling absolutely powerless.

“Love, you’ve barely touched your food.” Diavolo’s gentle voice brings you out of your thoughts, and you look up now to meet those same golden eyes you first held all those years ago. His gaze flickers to your hand, where you’ve been fidgeting with the Ring of Light. The one thing stopping your very existence from ending the world as you knew it.

“Sorry,” You give him an apologetic smile as you lift your fork, letting it slowly sink into one of the vegetables on your plate. “I guess I just have a lot on my mind.”

“Care to share?” He’s worried. “You know you can tell me anything.”

“I know.” A sigh, and you set your fork down as you lean back in your chair. You try to find the words, your emotions half-formed on your tongue. “It’s just…with everything going on, I feel rather…useless.”

“Useless? You?” Diavolo nearly scoffs, leaning forward in bewilderment. “What makes you think that? Surely, we’ve all told you how you’ve done so much for us, for the Three Realms.”

“Have I, though?” You feel your throat begin to tighten, so you try to force your feelings down. “Everyone says that, and sure, to some extent I’ve played my part. But,” Your fingers tighten around the napkin in your lap. “You all have helped each other. I’ve just been a conduit, and sometimes I…I’ve been more of a problem to solve than a solution.”

“That’s not true–”

“But it is!”

Your voice cracks then, and you realize you can’t keep down the swirl of doubt and agony any longer. Before you even feel the tears pricking at the corner of your eyes, you find Diavolo now right beside you, holding your hands in his.

“My love, you hold more power than you can even begin to imagine.”

“And what of it!” You hastily remove your hands from his grasp, waving to the air around you. “What good is this ‘great power’ of mine?” The tears have escaped, and there’s a pang in your chest. “Absolutely everything slips through my fingers. I’ve barely begun to understand it and…and I don’t even know if I could save the very ones I care about from those that wish them harm.” Your eyes flicker to the ceiling, and you try to blink back the salt that hasn’t already slid down your cheeks. “I’ve come closer to destroying everything with it!”

The silence that follows your outburst is heavy. Diavolo examines your visage with a somber expression, his lips that so often are curved into a grin now taut and straight. It feels like ages before he finally speaks.

“It’s a terrible feeling, isn’t it?” You don’t know if you’ve ever heard his voice so low before. He was a demon who could make a whole room shake with his jovial laugh. “There are days where I, too, feel utterly powerless.”

“You?” Grasping at that napkin again, you bring it up to dry your face. “But–”

“I’m the ruler of the Devildom? One of the most powerful beings in the Three Realms? Yes, my dear. All great power comes with its golden chains, with its obstacles.” With a heavy sigh, Diavolo looks around the lavish dining hall you were both seated in. “A faction of the House of Lords continuously tries to undermine me, scheming behind my back to try and throw me out of my position.” His gaze now falls onto a painting on the distant wall, brushstrokes capturing war and fury. “The Celestial Realm tests my patience, mocking me at times as they play their own games, mainly of semantics.”

He turns his attention back to you with a sad smile. “They’re all waiting to find a crack, see what will bring me down to my knees. They’ve nearly succeeded at times. Made me feel like I was just a child playing at king. Made me feel that no matter the power I possessed, they could still pull the rug from under me.”

His hands find yours again, and this time you let them stay.

“But what I found is that despite it all, despite all the power that I possess, what really puts my feet on solid ground is having those who still stand by my side through it all.” He looks deep into your eyes, and once more you’re captivated by that calming gold.

“And you, darling, have some of the best by yours.”

#first time I've written in months and of course this got so much longer than intended ajlsdf #anyways not enough people talk about season 2 mc angst #obey me #obey me!#obey me swd #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #omnb #obey me diavolo #obey me diavolo x mc #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me fic #obey me drabble #4000 follower celebration #writings #the all encompassing [mod] cosmos

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