#this is for the groupchat

[dadralt]

I had to know you could be trusted. That I had not lost you.

#thewitcheredit #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #emhyr var emreis #the witcher netflix #**gifs #twn s3 spoiler #another absolute banger of a scene #emhyr looking hot AF #we shall not talk about it #did you see the greys in his hair? #wow #getting sidetracked #anyway fuck me up dilfgaard #this is for the groupchat #userrj

[iamthedukeofurl]

"Is Superman stronger than the Hulk" "Is Hawkeye a better archer than Green Arrow" "Dr. Strange vs Doctor Fate" All bullshit. I only have one DC/Marvel crossover question. If Squirrel Girl was dropped in Gotham City, how long would it take for her to realize that Batman cannot talk to Bats.

#Posts tested in my groupchat #Dc comics #marvel comics #batman #squirrel girl

[betaminshitto]

i have a lot of pent up uno frustration

#one piece #cross guild #buggy the clown #shuggy #red haired shanks #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #i was inspired by a tiktok video and a brief conversation it ignited in a groupchat #shanks...save me red haired shanks...wait i hate you nevermind #betamins #comic

[feyburner]

Guess who got hit with a de-aging beam 👍🏻

Page one text:

Dick: Let’s see, you’ve met ✨me✨, Duke, Dami, Al… who else is around…

Dick: Oh hey! It’s Jason!

Jason: Uh.

Timmy: Jason………. Todd?

Dick: That’s right!! (Wow, good memory!)

Jason: Hi.

Dick: T-TIM?!

*

Bonus:

#tim drake #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #bat family #dc #droring #sometimes you’ve already had a very long and confusing day and you are simply not prepared to meet your hero 😔 #this was a groupchat concept that rapidly spiraled out of control. see also: mammutblog #timmy au

[yooo-lets-go]

Now that i think abt it. Does ghost know abt the Ghostbusters groupchat. Does he know he's being mocked everyday.

I don’t think he minds

#who remembers the ghostbusters groupchat? #good times #call of duty #ghostbusters groupchat again #ghost babygirl #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod ghost #cod soap #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #mw2 #ghostsoap #soapghost

[climbingmountsinai]

Happy Passover from Rudy Giuliani

#pesach #passover #jumblr #q #someone remind me to send this to my jewish groupchat

[hypokeimena]

i live in a basement right now and the upstairs folks have a baby who is, i would guess, perhaps 18 to 24 months now. the sound insulation in my place is actually fantastic - when the baby cries i CAN hear it but i have to really try, you know - except when stuff, obviously, directly impacts the floor right above my head.

which is, i think, where baby's playpen is set up. because she is the world's smartest baby maybe, and her favorite thing to do is drop a wooden ball - perhaps bowling ball sized? (guessing) - directly on the ground and listen to it 1. bounce until it stops or 2. roll away. it's her time for dropping things. it's baby drop time. she will do this until she stops and i can do nothing to prevent the baby drop time from occurring.

she does this daily between 6-8pm for something like 20 minutes as well as intermittently throughout the day as she pleases. this is something i comment on to my friends when it happens. you know - it's baby drop time! which means sometimes,

#take 2 baby drops and call me in the morning #groupchat screenshot

[pending-trans-action-2]

#have another meme stolen clean out the groupchat #also my friends are corrupting me into 40k

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, to his followers: I cannot believe that it is the year of our lord, 2024, and we have yet to invent the technology to transfer my husband’s migraines to a US Senator. Specifically, Erica Sinclair, who said I looked like a poorly drawn muppet in our groupchat today.

#their FBI agent gets a text alert that Erica and Eddie are trending together and just sighs deeply #and then they see that they’re trending because of a groupchat and not for spilling a state secret and is like: oh? that is…good? #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

[opportvnist]

hey! white tumblr users! if you’re considering making a post about rap, try closing out of the post editor and listening to DNA by kendrick instead. I guarantee he’s said everything, and he’s said it better than you ever will.

#white people in general need to learn to listen #and read the room. sometimes conversations are not about you #also. if this post makes you defensive #consider why! because i could be fucking yelling #but i’m choosing to spare you from that because i know that’s not effective #so yeah. the yelling and the half baked thoughts go in the groupchat #when youre in a public space like tumblr listen up

[otaku20discord]

Otaku 20+ PowerPoint presentation night: Free choice of topic but pretend to be an anime character | Todoroki Shouto by @rosiebrie | Join the server here (No minors)

#discord #anime server #bnha #todoroki shouto #mha #shouto todoroki #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #endhawks #erasermic #dadzawa #all might #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #deku #anime #animanga #anime groupchat #groupchat

[cloudcas]

OBSESSED with this interaction

#THE WORDLE GROUPCHAT #misha collins #jensen ackles #cockles #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #rhylee shut up

[cactiunderyourfeet]

#the foxhole court #the foxes #andrew minyard #coach wymack #aftg foxes #palmetto state foxes #neil josten #andrew“iconic”minyard #all for the game #psu foxes #palmetto state university #aftg #the one and only text andrew ever sent on the groupchat

[deadsetobsessions]

To the mf who had my house before me, if you see me on the street, turn around and run the other way. Because if I see you, know that it’s going to be on sight. Who even puts tile like that?? Anyways, I'm kind of sick, so that's why I've been kind of inactive.

But good news (ish) I got me a house! Yay! Let’s hope I can keep it. To celebrate, y’all can have this! And a few chapters! So technically this is a chapter update post?

——

Danny’s most favorite thing to do with Alfred Pennyworth is groundskeeping. While he might not be Sam, Danny could still appreciate the serenity and beauty of nature.

“Ow, fuck!”

“Master Danny, please refrain from using explicit language.”

“Sorry, Alfred. I got stabbed.”

“Oh dear. Will you be needing a bandage?”

“Nah, it’s okay. I think…” Danny hummed, peering closer at the reddish brown thorns sprouting from the ground. “That might be the rose bush?”

Alfred paused his snipping, turning around and coming closer to inspect the plant. “How peculiar. It seems to have grown a branch beneath the soil.”

In unison, Danny and Alfred lifted their heads to look at the rose bush, innocuously sitting three yards away.

“Huh. Weird.”

“Indeed.”

The door to one of Bruce Wayne’s many gardens, all opulently gothic to hide their vigilante disturbances, opened. The hinges swung without a single creak, as Alfred the butler always carried WD-40 on his person and a squeaky hinge in this mansion was an affront to his professionalism.

"Hey, guys! Whatcha doing?" Duke greeted, followed by Jason.

"Gardening! You wanna help?"

"Nah, I'm a Gothamite, not Poison Ivy, man. I don't do grass." Duke replied, plopping down on one of the lawn chairs with his drink. "But I can totally give you moral support... from over here."

Danny snorted. "What about you, Jason?"

Jason shrugged. "Sure, what are we doing?"

"There's a rose bush that grew all the way over here."

"Woah, crazy."

"Indeed, Master Jason. I shall go get the shovels."

"Okay, Alfie," Jason absently agreed, focused on finding where else the rose bush had grown to. "You wanna keep the bush, right?"

"That would be preferable."

"Duke, can't-" Jason paused, throwing a quick look at Danny before visibly changing tracks. "Can't you get us some drinks?"

"Kitchen's right over there, Jason." Duke pointedly leaned back and took a sip.

Danny piped up. "I'll get it! What did you want, Jason?"

----

Two hours later, covered in all manners of dirt and blades of grass, Jason and Danny sat back to survey the messed up garden.

"You sure we can't hire Ivy to move the plant somewhere?"

"She'd just make it worse," Jason grumbled.

"You guys can do it!" Duke cheered, scrolling through his phone and cherry picking the most hilarious pictures of Jason and Danny to send to the group chat. He chose the selfie, where he was grinning into the camera as Jason fell on his ass as Danny pulled up a long section of thorns.

Duke gets nailed in the face with two clumps of grass from his disgruntled brothers.

"I believe it is time for a shower." Alfred Pennyworth smiled, content. Days like these made him glad that his grandchildren found their way back.

#dcxdp #fic update #jason todd #batman #alfred pennyworth #duke thomas #the signal #red hood #danny phantom #the groupchat is just embarrassing pics and the fam roasting the shit out of eachother

[feyburner]

Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport

#you’d think it would be the other way round. but no #the day this news hits the groupchat is a day from which dickie never fully recovers #meanwhile everyone else is like oh i’m sooooo sorry there’s one single genre of photo where you don’t look like god personally carved you. #how’s it feel being NORMAL #meanwhile-meanwhile tim’s like . is that actually what i look like . and steph’s like ilu but not rly tbh #dc #droring #tim drake #dick grayson

[timothvy]

proof of life picture

#thanks steph for sending it to the groupchat! #not like alfred is apart of THAT one you sent it to so he will be getting a talking to about being present and communicating if you’re alive #dc #tim drake #my art #batfam #art #dc comics #red robin #red robin fanart #tim drake fanart #dc comics fanart #dcu