#will i write this? maybe

[sugar-softies]

Fluffy kink love story between a tailor and their client who keeps coming in a little bigger each time and needing things sized up and new clothes and soon the act of measuring them is practically foreplay

#will I write this? maybe #I haven't even written non kink lately skdkwkd T_T aside from little fic drabbles

[murderousxcoffee]

Dilfs!Billy and Stu x Reader

I'm just saying. Just fucking saying, man.

#coffee writes slasher fic #will i write this? maybe #will the reader be a trans guy if I do? maaaaaybe #scream x reader #scream x you #scream x yn #billy loomis x y/n #poly ghostface #polyghostface x reader

[nekotachis]

Wolfwood should only fuck Vash in his pussy until he can get Vash to beg till hes nearly crying for what he really wants - to get fucked stupid in his ass.

#good day im back in the vashwood tag #vashwood #will i write this? maybe

[eclipsianmidnight]

‘The Red Means I Love You’ by Madds Buckley, mayor!scar x mother spore!grian. An AU where the mycelium corrupts grian to the point where he tries to make scar ‘join the cause’ (AKA let grian kill him) to help the mycelium spread, as corpses can be very good places for fungi to spread. scar being told the only way to free grian is to kill him, but not being able to bring himself to hurt grian like that, even if it could save him

#will i write this? maybe #scarian #based on season 7 obviously #this could either end with scar freeing grian from the mycelium’s grasp #or yknow #scar gets gotted #grian #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft #eclipse’s fic ideas

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

So, I’ve been thinking about the JATD Mermaid AU, and maybe what some scenes would look like during Dragonblade, and I had an...idea. 

A little while back I posted a theory discussing why I think Jester’s affection for Jane has turned into such a destabilizing obsession (you can read the full post here) and the gist of it is that Jester’s low opinion of himself, and his history of being protected by those he believes are stronger than himself, combined with his feelings for Jane to form a strong crush fused with jealousy and the belief that he and Jane will always protect each other; making him so irrational when she leaved his presence. 

So what does this have to do with a Mermaid! AU? 

Well, lots of undersea creatures form all sorts of relationships with each other, from symbiotic to parasitic. 

I’m imagining that Merperson! Jester internally compares his relationship with Jane to that of two happy, healthy animals in a symbiotic relationship, only to somehow come to the jarring realization that his obsession with her is turning into a relationship more akin to the bond between two anglerfish...

In some species of anglerfish, the male fish has only one goal: to find a bigger and stronger female, burrow into her skin, and stay fused with her for the rest of his life. 

Will Jester in this AU break it off when he realizes this? Or will he tell himself that being forever obsessed with Jane is what he wants? 

Also, to continue this anglerfish discussion, there could probably be a talk about Dragon and Jane’s relationship- their bond is not only powerful, but increasingly appears to be influenced by almost supernatural forces beyond their control. 

Would Merperson! Robert warn Jane like he does in Canon! Dragonblade? “There’s still time to break off your bond with your dragon...unless you want to become like my two friends here?” He gestures to a pair of anglerfish. (I’m headcanoning Merperson! Robert to live in a super creepy, super deep cave cut off from the light of the surface, because of course he would.)  

#will i write this? maybe #drabble #mermaid au #jatd mermaid au #dragonblade #dragonblade spoilers #jatd dragonblade #dragonblade jatd #jester jatd #jatd jester #robert jatd #jatd robert #gross tw #tw gross #just in case

[eridan-ampora]

i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people "complete" each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they'll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.

#gray.txt #im really normal about moirails #i need to start writing again LOL #ive done 3 entire fics in the last decade but also im on adhd meds so maybe thatll help #still need 2 overcome my debilitating perfectionism tho. it's a work in progress

[sing-you-fools]

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

#guess i can call him charlie #i'll know what it's short for #and maybe someday i'll have a Fandom and someone will deep dive this far and find out the truth #a bitch can dream #writing #writeblr #naming characters #behind the name #names #character names #my writing #charizard cockburn #pokemon #sing-you-fools #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[whump-in-the-closet]

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

#did i write a scene with unknown characters where this happens #mmm #maybe #whump #whump writing #whumpblr #whump prompt #whump ideas #whump community #whump prompts #troy talks #whump scenario #thoughts?

[mcdennis]

imagine an au where Brad bakshi and dennis reynolds went to college together, maybe even hooked up had a bit of a thing. and then Brad walks into paddy's one night when he's traveling for a conference or whatever and they reconnect.

#chuck posting. #will i write this? maybe #for now it lives in my mind

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING #stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #here we go again boys #i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like #nah i'm not gonna do it #maybe i'll anonymously write a fic #but no we're mombin posting on main #i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation #platonic co parents can be so so so personal #also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear #when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand #they have to know what kind of family they're coming into #cw pregnancy

[captainjonnitkessler]

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

#am i writing this to postpone the horrors (washing dishes)? maybe

[buggachat]

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

#writing this my brain was like: what if he actually likes it? #what if he likes people openly criticizing him in ways nobody actually does to Adrien agreste? #because Adrien Agreste is perfect and can do no wrong. maybe he enjoys being insulted or something #and then I remembered chat noirs multiple breakdowns about feeling unworthy and yknow what yeah I don’t think he likes it LOL #do normal people actually fall asleep when they lie down #if you can’t tell I recently decided to make my random ml musings your guys’ business instead of keeping it to myself #hope you enjoy #buggachatter

[smedenn]

Blitzøs entire life spent being unwanted. So he adapted, and learned how to be something needed, something to be used.

Which is why I think he firmly believes he is being used by Stolas. He simply cannot fathom a different reality, one in which he is wanted for once in his life.

#if you get it you get it #I don’t understand how Blitzo haters don’t get it #he’s complex and he fucks up but it’s because he cannot fathom being genuinely wanted and loved by someone #since he has never felt genuinely loved or wanted #and the few people who maybe made him feel that way #he ruined their lives #I’m writing a fanfic currently with this concept if anyone’s interested lmao #stolitz #helluva boss #stolas #blitzo #hellaverse #helluva blitzo #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss trailer #blitzo x stolas #hazbin hotel #imp #imp helluva boss #blitzo buckzo #protective blitz #protective blitzo

[whumperfultime]

Hey idk what writer/artist/creative needs to hear this but: You can create the most garbage self-indulgent poorly made full-of-cliches awkward ugly piece of art on the entire planet and you're still allowed to be proud of it and share it with the world. In fact, I outright encourage you to be proud. You deserve it. I love you. Keep making things.

#writing #it's me i need to hear it #the mantra i need as i prepare to maybe participate in my first whump event ever #i love my work until i imagine someone else reading it and then it instantly becomes the Worst Thing Ever #whumpositivity

[turtleofthehollow]

I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice

You can't tell me it wouldn't be in character for him!

UPDATE: It has been written! Check out the reblogs for the link!

#bonus points if it still doesn't really lead to a romance #they just learn to tolerate each other and form a somewhat functioning relationship #I may just write this myself #eventually #...maybe #radioapple #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #alastor and lucifer #alastor #alastor the radio demon #the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel fanfic ideas