#yall cant handle i guess

[space-prophet]

Rant in tags do not clown

#boom- gay #ok. ill say it. steddie doesnt have any chemistry at all. i legit can not see it. it feels like the newest mash too hot guys together ship. #if you like it thats cool and i hope you have fun with it but what???? they have like q handful of conversations and none of them seem like #'flirting' like everyone in the tag is saying. stg we have to take the word queer bating away from u people bc youll use it anytime a ship #isnt canon that you like. sherlock? queer bating for sure. stranger things??? u have robin but shes wlw so no one cares much beyond #complesionist shipping ronance. the top ships in this fandom (aside from byler which isnt queer bating its queercoding will jesus christ) #are like steveXbilly and steveXeddie aka the hot guys everyone wants to fck for thier own weird gratification. what if it was murry and hop #huh?? two middle aged traditionally unattractive men who had arcs abt being gay? what if it was lucas who came ojt and realized he loved #like idk some random kid at school it kinda feels like the love for solangelo but worse bc stedi not even together and have satisfying arcs #im just tired of shipping culture and the wierd gaze fans have towards hot white boys who they can put in mlm ships. i want ugly gays. i #want a well crafted story like wills where its obvious he's figuring himself out. i dont want steve and eddie to out of nowhere in a time #and place where theyve never even taken time to think over or adress thier sexuality to like make out in a situation #wherw thier main focus is to look after thier very-young-child-friends. it would not be a well crafted or #compelling narritive for anyone. i hate #i hate straight ppl writing in queer ships for fetishistic gazes. you want well written queer rep in stranger things #we have robin and will- will whos arc this season was abt tackling his feelings for mike through body acting and subtlety- smthng #yall cant handle i guess #and robins queerness is adressed this season as well very very openly multiple times. stranger things is not abt queer life but it tries to #be respectfully inclusive. not every show can faithfully and respectfully be heartstopper or ofmd and st has never had that intention. #in fact it needs more diversity in other areas first i think. #anyways if ypu like stedi fr fun thats fine but some ppl have been so fuckin insane abt it that its made u lose your minds!!! i get it i #ship byler and elmax (potential ellumax) but im not expecting them to beome canon bc the show is truing to explore other things at the mome #nt. that is not queer baiting and the duffers are not evil for having a different plan for thier show #idk i only got q few hours of sleep cut me some slack for being ungraceful. #tldr: have fun shipping but dont be like thatTM when you know that youre blowing things out of proportion #sending the duffer brothers fucking threats for queer baiting will make them not want to be inclusive for fear of the tumblrrnas sherlockin #shit up #personal

[guckies]

I’m sick of the whole Bad was the only trustworthy babysitter of every egg narrative. I think some of y’all forget that there was always other players online, it was essentially just whoever the egg felt most comfortable with at the time.

With that being said lets look at the eggs usual carers -

Ramon hasn’t been taken care of by bad for like months now. Fit takes care of him literally all the time.

Pomme and Dapper are both like a co-parent thing with Baghera and Bad. But again Pomme has 6 parents including Bad, she has options.

Richas literally hangs out with whoever tf he wants to, he’s literally never off the server so yeah he’s gonna hang out with Bad sometimes.

Leo mainly logs on for Foolish when not taken care of by Foolish it’s usually Roier who is the go to for her if he’s on and then Bad. Do you forget Roier is Leo’s brother?

Chayanne and Tallulah are taken care of by phil 95% of the time. By Tubbo for a week and then chay by Bad on the times where outside circumstances make it so he is literally the only one able to. Also Tallulah just hangs out with whoever mainly someone with another egg. Missa also but he needs to log on more to get on the scoreboard kekw

Yeah he’s good with the eggs but literally so is everyone else. Everyone BUT ElQuackity loves the eggs. Also he’s not the only single dad; Foolish, Phil, Fit and Bad are all the single dads yeah Phil and Foosh have partners but they are the main carers of their eggs and they are all capable.

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp neg #i guess but this is just my thoughts #qsmp badboyhalo #??? i guess also tag bbh neg bc bbh defenders be making me fucked up with their logic #bbh neg #i fucking guess bc yall cant handle bbh not being the praised by everyone

[burgeaux]

ok now that I'm in elpis I'll probably just post/react and shut off my phone immediately after more than ever to avoid spoilers and allusions and such

#i hope people dont see it as rude but #is this a safe space #maybe its just me not handling sttention well but people's obsession with sprouts livetweeting is a bit weird sometimes ngl #either people not letting sprouts actually go in without any allusion whatsoever #or talking about future events IN MY OWN REPLIES LIKE YALL STOP TALLING ABOUT VENAT IN A TWEET THATS OBVIOUSLY COMING FROM SPROUT IGNORANCE #i mute any tweet that gets traction and isnt my own art anymore just b #people cant help themselves and i see it in other sprout's replies #and dont get me wrong i love people being excited to watch me go through it its very fun but damn some randos are weird #it just feels bad when i can tell people follow for that and not burgeaux/my art #and i know the solution is to stop livetweeting but why should i sacrifice the way i talk/post on my side account of all things #i hope this doesnt make me sound awful i really am appreciative and love talking with people about the story #it just puts a bad taste in my mouth sometimes and im not used to attention like this i guess

[kruxton]

im so mad that theres nothjng i can do to acknowledge that ive read someones reply w/o actually replying back

#sometimes i get nervous oKay #i get so easily flustered from reblogs and replies that i forget how to talk #i guess its that thing where i cant handle compliments??? cause im like this irl too #but whatever #JUST KNOW THAT I APPRECIATE U ALL !!!!!!!!!! #i love interacting w yall i just hope u dont get the wrong idea of me 🙏🙏 #and that i fall to the ground and cry tears of happiness whenever i get a notif from tumblr #yall r like my safe space for real #text #nonsims #personal

[qqweebird]

update on my roommate situation, last christmas i bought her a funny metal sign for her door that said “warning: fart zone” cus shes a silly little girl who loves a fart joke and last night as i was throwing away a take out box i saw it was in the garbage can with the paint scratched out and literally ripped in half 💀💀💀 LITERALLY throwing a tantrum

#immediately after i told her to shut up in that text conversation i reverted back to my usual attitude when dealing with disagreements #which is much more reserved and rational and holding all parties equally accountable for their actions #but i guess me asking her to shut the hell up really made her fly off the handle. she went into shit like #’i dont even care about making this better anymore bc obviously you guys think im annoying and dont like me. i cant fucking stand yall’ #🎵nobody thought or said that🎵 #i was perfectly willing to have a heated moment over text then have everyone calm down after we laid it all out and dealt w it #but shes just straight up literally throwing it away. leaving passive aggressive ass notes and shit #venmo requesting me for shit ive paid off by either buying her equal value items #or you know. paying half the electricity bill for 3 months #which i truly! dont care abt! #i was never gonnna make her pay me back for that #i was never gonna factor that into our money back and forth because it wasnt the biggest deal to me #even though she is INCREDIBILY picky about being paid back for shit #NOW that shes bringing up dues as insignificant as $9 im not fuckin paying her that. ive paid that back tenfold in 2 months #i was fully planning on giving her that $9. not the fuck anymore! #birdsong #personal

[legofemme]

One 17 spoilers cuz i have thoughts and am annoyed w some of the takes in the tag rn

I really dont think airy is like. That Deep of a character guys i dont think liking him makes u an abuse apologist (what the fuck was up w that claim btw) and i dont think that hating him makes u morally better than people.

I think hes an extremely well written character who is meant to make you conflicted on how to feel about him. His morals are fucked, but hes so so extremely lonely and proud of what little he manages to accomplish that you cant help but feel kinda bad . And thats GOOD. It just feels a lot like nobody nowadays can accept it when characters arent black or white w their morals and goals. People get upset when someone enjoys a character they dont like and its like.... besties i think you need to go outside... this is an animated youtube show about objects...

#vani verbals #if i get vagued for this like i ALWAYS do then im not being polite anymore btw im just blocking #sorry yall cant handle nuance i guess ?? die mad abt it

[meejijis]

The fact that I have a lot of bad history when it comes to fandoms and having to block people I’ve hated/made me uncomfortable but I always have to run into the ppl i’ve blocked complain about me for blocking them when it’s none of yalls fucking business. I have every right to be uncomfortable and block yall out of my life. Deal with it and move on with your own life

#rant #i cant tell you the number amount of times i had to deal with annoying ppl that couldnt handle being blocked by me #ive had some of the ppl i blocked had their friends coming into my dms asking me why i blocked their friend and demanding me to #unblock their friend #fucking insane #why should i have to tell anyone why i blocked someone. damn #i especially hate it when ppl take this problem out into the public and expose the person that blocked them. invasion of privacy much??? #fucking dick move #most of the ppl i always blocked from fandoms were from DSP and Sham*n K*ng #dsp has a lot of certain fans I personally cannot vibe with and they make me uncomfortable as fuck #as for SK because 90% of the entire fandom hates renmei and ostracizes its fans fuck yall #i cant deal with that shit. why should i let anti renmei ppl trample all over me with their toxic negativity hate. #i also cant stand to see the ship hate ren x jeanne gets on a daily basis so i blocked everyone that are against renmei #its win win because basically i respect antis and they wont have to run into the thing they hate! #but no some of yall cant handle being blocked. well guess what DEAL WITH IT #imagine hating a ship so much it makes you uncomfortable but cant stand the idea of getting blocked by the shipper that post that notp. #almost as if they had this mindset of you cant block me only I get to block you first bs #anyways im still really pissed off about this. i wish ppl would just leave me tf alone and move on with their fucking life. damn

[piplupod]

,

#wish ppl would stop infantalizing steven in mk urghhhh #he's just awkward hes not shy or stupid #he speaks up for himself and he takes care of his own shit and he's not cowardly at all #he's not a baby to take care of!! he is simply awkward and also not a trauma holder!! but that doesnt mean he cant handle things! #LB and Cecil are not trauma holders in our system and theyre not babies to be taken care of and absolutely not cowardly #like just bc an alter/part doesnt hold trauma or isnt aware of trauma doesnt mean they should be infantalized #also i understand steven is a fictional character but like. to me he seems autistic. so its... extra bad taste to me to infantalise him #im tired yall dhdjskl marvel girlies are fucking freaks abt this show and the disorder in general #pippen needs 2nd breakfast #(also for the record LB would like to be taken care of but shes not a baby dhdksl its just bc shes 8 yrs old thus a child) #also quick clarification that yeah i think they all deserve love and care but like. not infantlising. thats not the way to do it #''steven protection squad'' is sweet i guess but it feels weird. i think he can protect himself just fine lmao

[sukunasweetheart]

//just me venting about sukuna haters sorry

Not me seeing so much discourse about whether sukuna is a well written villain or not... he essentially has no backstory shown as of yet and we barely know anything about him but he is still one of the most naturally interesting and compelling characters in the whole damn series bro 💀 buckle up bc its about to get lengthy (im just glazing sukuna in this post ngl so 🧎‍♀️)

so many whiny ass mfs are weeping about how he "doesn't have any personal goals or a proper reason to be a villain" when that is the whole point???? He lives on his own desires and satisfactions and does whatever he wants to, because he is capable enough to do that. Mfs want "real villains" but cant even handle sukuna 💀 ive seen too many shit ass threads and poorly articulated "critiques" on his character that dont make any valid points. If you can't even separate your personal dislike of a character from your analysis of their writing, dont even bother posting that shit please 😭😭😭 the fact that we haven't even gotten any information about his background yet and people are jumping the gun about him being "poorly written" is already saying a lot 🤨

The fact that yall are so bitter and angry about him that you can write 500+ words about how oh-so-terrible of a villain he is kinda proves that he's doing his job well tbh 💁‍♀️

What also bothers me to no END is how people compare him with villains of other series, who had compelling sob stories that made people empathise with them. Thats nice and all but why should all villains have grand ideals and be subject to feelings of empathy/sympathy from their audience?

Part of what makes sukuna so interesting is how he's not tied down by morals, rules or long term goals in life. He doesn't limit himself, which is what makes him an unpredictable character. He's completely left behind what it means to be human in many ways, and he's clearly not a character written to be empathised with. He is very purposefully inhumane and distant from everyone else, and that feeling transcends from within the series to real life as well. There is a clear lack of understanding bc most of us can't comprehend what its like to just live without being goal-oriented.

Sukuna is a true anomaly in the sense that he doesnt really fit in any kind of box within the series. He's born from man, but its clear that he separates himself from humans (and nobody else considers him human, either). He's not a cursed spirit. He hovers between life and death. The narrator referred to him as the honoured one, whilst angel referred to him as the disgraced one.

These little contradictions in his character make him all the more complicated and interesting to think about. And even recently, he's been shown to waver a little bit momentarily in the manga, questioning his own irritation at yuuji. He's capable of self reflection, and though sukuna does whatever he wants for the most part, he doesn't blindly go into things without some thought first, he's a constant thinker and analyser, and an intelligent one at that.

And honestly, he is always such a joy to watch and read, his personality is so flavourful, and the way he carries himself is very attractive. He's not afraid to get messy or of getting hurt, theres so much chaos in the way he does things and yet he also has a huge element of gracefulness to him, which shines through the poetic way he speaks. Its undeniable that sukuna simply oozes charisma...

And this isnt talked about enough but this man is genuinely so effortlessly funny (in a kind of sinister way i guess?) Like yes he is an old ass man having real beef with one FIFTEEN YEAR OLD for very little reason, he accidentally healed yuujis arm and somehow expected him to be grateful for it despite how he literally ripped his heart out afterwards, then he proceeded to sit on him after kicking him down likeeee 😭 what kind of behaviour is this sir

His facial expressions at yorozus yapping 💀 THE WAY HE COMPARED YUUJIS FACE OF DESPAIR TO THE HARIMA STATUE 😭😭😭💀😭💀💀😭 omg that was so foul but i was fucking losing it ngl

How he randomly compared gojo to a fish and started talking abt his scales... thats a very unique and descriptive comparison, isnt it? Even in the recent leaks, he was 100% ready and squaring up to a literal child talking abt "youre starting to get annoying" LIKE HELPPP 😭 HE FR SAID "fuck them kids and fuck you too"

I saw someone saying that sukuna has no passion, like are we talking about the same character....? This man is a literal jujutsu NERD 💀💀 he truly recognises talented sorcerers and the only time hes seen to be having genuine fun is when hes fighting a mf... is that not passion? This is literally sukuna when it comes to jujutsu: 🤓

Anyway im done here now, im pretty sure i missed a lot of things i couldve talked about as well but ive done enough yapping

#jjk #sukuna

[truly-a-snitch]

Hii can i request ranpo hcs (you can add other characters if you want) with a s/o who can bake and cook very well? 🥰 like once he takes a bite of their food he feels like he's ascending to heaven☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

this is so cute aw 😭 yk it means a lot if its comin from him too

warnings: none !! fluff :3

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ranpo with an s/o who can cook and bake

ok firstly he appreciates both skill sets. hes a big foodie and he will always be down to try anything u make

however comma he will ALWAYS prefer your baking over your cooking (if only because its always sweeter)

youre over here raising his food standards (which were already pretty high to begin with mind you) like he slowly ends up cutting off of cakes and stuff that he bought in favor of the stuff u make for him

tried to make dinner once for you as a thank you for always cooking for him. struggled every step of the way. it ended up a bit crispy around the edges but he poured his entire soul into it so like its the effort that counts i guess

what he likes is sitting on the kitchen counter looking pretty playing his game while you cook dinner because since hes in the kitchen he gets to call you over to 'look at something' on his psp and then he kisses you

silly little loser. anyway he likes to ask you to help him cook/bake a lot !! literally zero downsides in his mind (time w you, theres food at the end, he has an excuse to initiate physical contact, etc)

if u can crack an egg one handed u should do it in front of ranpo he thinks its so cool and will demand u show him how to do it right this instant

you cant let him handle flour anymore because last time ended with the two of you (and your entire kitchen) covered in flour. yall took a shower together after but yea hes not allowed near any powder in your kitchen anymore

hes a sappy fuck though so no matter what you make hell probably say some shit like "its not as sweet as you are." loser. i love him

he loves finding new recipes to try. but only if youre the one cooking it hes slowly losing trust for anyone elses cooking abilities

#bsd #writing #bungou stray dogs #bsd x gn reader #gender neutral reader #gn reader #headcanons #percys silly hcs #ranpo x gn!reader #ranpo x reader #ranpo x you #ranpo x y/n

[austinsastrology8991]

> Mer{Cure}Y <

I gots some drugs for yall fiends > plug back <

1 > No one wants to talk to each other Hi how are you? good thanks :) Nice day isnt it. It for sure is! Hey wyd. not much wbu. Im chilling. Same lol. what are you doing? Im watching something on youtube. Oh nice. Wbu? im watching anime. Oh cool. No wonder we are all fiends for some entertainment, because we are incapable of entertaining each other. 2 > The insecurity of not sounding smart makes everyone conform into a retarded form of one another. We all have the same views. The same topics are constantly being brought up. And when someone speaks about something new, everyone loses interest because no one can handle the reality that maybe they don't know something. Oh and the only reason you listen to each other is to get something from that person whether that be attention, or clout or whatever the fuck you define as your ends. Since most of us, are in a state of fear, we aren't able to talk about something we don't know about. 3 > Mercury is about confidence. And most of yall bite your tongues but love to act tough. Every person who has told me they are hard, is incapable of pushing the envelope. I think you are more caught up with your own image, and are afraid of not appearing tuff. But guess what true courage is about revolting against whats normal, or the courage to be wrong. Show dont tell true?. ANd im done hearing about whoever the fuck you think you are. Show me something interesting dont tell me what you think you are. Don't tell me what you want me to hear. 4 > Conversations are being ruined by people who are constantly telling others they are wrong. Excuse me fucker. But are you capable of arguing against me? No beyond that. Can you stick to the conversation at hand, or are you going to source the same sources every SJW ever has cited. Your not even a real person, your just mimicrying beliefs you believe in. Pathetic tbh. Hey whatever more people will agree with you because we are all jsut looking for a place to belong. so good for you. You chose the easy way out bravo. I thought conversations were a place to discuss and learn. But your so focused on being correct. to me you look wrong, but you do 'sound' right because well .. to reiterate we all want to be right so we band together with whats acceptable. 5 > School fucked you. You were told to sit down and stfu. and if you were invested in to the conversation in the class room. You were memed on by all ur class mates. School breeds insecurity, and teaches people to sit down. Thats why some of yall are so forceful in standing up for yourself. Trying to break the chains of the past. And before you point the finger at me. Don't shoot the messenger. we were all brainwashed, I dont blame anyone trying to change the foundations of your past, considering how fucked it all really is 6 > "Im not that smart" This is just an excuse. Learning everyone can do. You just need to concentrate and put effort in. "oh I canT beCauSe I HaVe ADHD" well my bad just take more of that meth shit that way you can turn into mini hitler and become smart I guess. Also if your so insecure go cry to your psychologists like ffs. Eveyrone can be smart. YOu just need to develop your confidence > Rule 3 <

7 > You learn from what you see. monkey see monkey do. if your surrounded by a bunch of dumb cunts. YOur a dumb cunt now. If your being put down by people in your clique you are surrounded by negativity. If your being constantly praised for nothing you are surrounded by yes man. Find diversity. use discrepency. Its perfectly okay to judge people. stop suppressing that urge to appear 'normal' Many people are not normal but we are so caught up in trying to act normal when we are all pretty fucky 8 > The past was different and so will be the future. Would you shut the fuck up with the pessmism. Things will change. You need to be open to receiving it. You've had happy times as much as youve had bad times. ANd if your trapped in a big pit hole of death. well you better get climbing because no one can be bothered to help anyone anymore because we are probably the most selfish we've ever been ever (social mediaaaaasaa) and the adults are still trying to adjust to the internet because the world been flipped (itll flip again) 9 > No one cares about your opinion more than you Thats why your so uncomfortable speaking your truth. Because everyone is more into their own truths. So we practise the art of self affirmation by denying other peoples truths. When everything exists for a reason. WE are so caught up in making our own manifestations true by denying others 'truths.' Selfish cunts.... But hey wtf am I saying Im just an anonymous pluto I don't know shit ;')

My next post is my last post. Don't cry. I have my reasons. My next post however is going to my >master piece< ;')

[ask-turnedtechgodhead]

Where's everyone?

oh shit yeah should probably actually fill yall in if youre seeing this or fill you in on the fuck all i know right now anyway which shouldnt take long

however the fuck youre getting these anyway at this point im just assuming its time loop bullshit because lets be real its always time loop bullshit isnt it theres infinite daves out there all drowning in time loop bullshit but i guess its almost weirdly reassuring? like i dont remember doing any of this shit right this version of me hasnt ever stolen stupid ass recordings from an alternate me to give to... whoever yall are assuming youre from earth c so hey guess in a roundabout way this documentary bullshit worked and that means at some point ill have the ability to do time loop bullshit again and that shitll be the happiest day of my life fuck everything i said about never touching time shit again dropped that shit like it was hot and now im on my knees digging through the dirt like some poor sap who just rejected the love of his goddamn life just because she was a mole woman like yeah sure shes got fucked up hands and she cant see shit but fuck dude one look at how quickly she tunnels away is all it takes to realise that she could be the one for you especially if you can use those tunnels to get back to uh yeah

anyway isnt that the question of the goddamn century

far as i can tell the other three all landed here too cant get hold of egbert but im assuming hes busy creating creepy ass cake sculptures or whatever the fuck it is they do for family reunions over in the egbert household

so his dad and roses mom make five

...maybe six. havent seen bro around but itd be weird if the game didnt throw his ass back here with everyone else right so make that five and a half i guess and uh

...no one else we think anyway cant get a hold of the trolls or the other humans so far hell the trolls handles aint even showing up on pesterchum and i know for a goddamn fact they were harassing us around now so thats...

...

also since apparently that shit wasnt bad enough the universe went hey yknow whatll be great youll fucking love this bro trust me so you remember puberty right yeah what if you had to do that shit all over again lmao have fun with that

#dave strider #homestuck #turntechgodhead

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

playboyy ep 12 stray thoughts

- “damn i hate myself” real

- first soong being cute 🥹🥹

- you know shits about to get emotional when the soundtrack switches to yoiyami

- “you called me a friend when you weren’t pretending to be nant” AND WHAT IF I LOSE MY MIND

- zouey and nont besties agenda

- OH GOD ZOUEY BACKSTORY wait noooooo

- i guess the evidence is staying hidden then like boy are they in their failvestigator era oh nvm they found something (that they already knew but still that’s more than they usually get

- promnont !!!

- hold on they finally showing zoueyteena. they can never just give a quick handy either always gotta be invoking the religious implications of a renaissance painting… good for them (yes i include the popcorn scene in this) also top zouey truthers this one was for you!!!

- what are you hiding under that tarp zouey 🤨🤨 i think it’s of nant

- hold on teena’s necklace lmao. is the t for troy no it’s for *too sleepy to finish the bit*

- NO GET A JOB!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!

- finna beat the shit out of jason lee give me 10 seconds i could take him out

- what does he mean by keep an eye on…

- oop that scarf zouey in his horse girl era

- THEY DOING WHAT TO WHO?!?!?

- she is not scared of them at all like two absolute kitty cats of toruturers MEKEKFKKRKRJFJFJF NOT THE DUSTERS I CANT

- the drop of sweat deserves an award for perfect timing and i’m being so serious about this

- AHH PROMNONT i can’t handle them being affectionate like it makes me lose my oh not the fuckass product placemntsjdjjdjdjrjrjjejdjr you know what i got me some promnont crumbs i’ll take it

- so i’m gonna see this scene expanded in fic later right 👀 i’ll give a million kisses to anyone who decides to do it

- they can never argue using simple sentences it’s always “i feel bad that you feel bad that i felt bad” and “im mad that you got mad that i got mad” and “if you have a problem that we have a problem than the problem is you’re invalidating my feelings” “i didn’t think you would think about me thinking” like besties….

- see but zouey was kinda right… why is he being made the bad guy, first and captain kinda pissin me off

- girl YOU got him expelled. captain needs to be fr

- NONT WITH THE BIG PANT CROPPED SHORT COMBO THATS MY MAN

- these college athletes are plain evil

- puen lowkey the only one in this show consistently talking sense. i hope he gets his licks back on these bum bitches cause i’ve had it with them

- the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the projection the projection the projection

- THE. HESS BOARD BEING PROJECTED PLAYBOYY SURREALISM FOR THE WON ONCE AGAIN

- captain talking big game for someone who took sneaky clips. hoping this shows growth on his part cause deep down im still rooting for him

- captain sweaty blow up the whole establishment i support you

- NO CAPTAIN THATS NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO THATS VERY MUCH MOT WHAT I JUST SAID YOU LITTLE BASTARD

- ooo the outro track finally making sense!! kejrjejdnjdj

- i love the when soong carries first

- oh more food, user @jeffsatyr i’m so sorry

- firstsoong enthusiasts we are so back oh there goes firsts fuckass dad

- captain needs to stop picking fights AND CAPTAINS A YANKEES fan i can’t defend him anymore

- puen fight back!!! he was going easy on captain cause he’s a nice little boy oh shit now aobs gonna kill captain isn’t he…

- captainkeenpuen enthusiasts don’t lose hope!!! we can still win!!

- aobpuen enthusiasts were so back

- THE COLORING THE COLORING THE COLORING

- the characters and 'accurately assessing the media their in' saga continues

- porsche looks like such a baby here. jump listen to porsche pls do not see him again

- cry by johannes bornlof is playing they fr pulling out the nuthphop ballads for the other couples today

- puen is my boy and i will lay down my life for him actually

- NONT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IM GONNA WALHAT WHAT WYHAHW ok sorry yall him with the gun did sumn to me

- nont once again will not be caught slacking holding someone at gun point be damned AND ITS CAPTAIN WITB THE STEAL POLL?!?!?!?

- nont… i need to know how he picks outfits like did he want the color to match the gun????

- nont chuckling in the corner... i fear he’s lost it

- playboyy once again with the themes of tech and privacy

- captain is lucky puen is lowkey a pacifist

- nont and captain: torturing aob and puen for info about the murder, zoueyteena: painting time !!

- oh my god yall im getting chills like fr speechless i am so…

NUTH MY BABY BOY

- nuth coming through with his amateur directorial visions let’s gooooo

- nont being like “please do a little bit of torture, just for me, please 🥺”

- he playing the funeral violin oh it’s not ending well oh god

- jason lee you will crumble i am so serious about this count your mother fucking days

- nuth scurrying away in the back… also nont where is your marksmanship now

- puen keeps suffering tremendously and he doesn’t deserve a single second of it. free my boy he fr has never done anything wrong

- i think i was right and nuths screenplay is autobiographical

- THEYRE PLAYING AMBIVRLANT THOGUHTS AGAIN NUTHPHOP PIANO BALLAD ENTHUSAISTS WE STAY WELL FED

- nuthphop my beloveds i love them so fucking much you don’t get it no wait why he deleting them oh shit ! phop play shitty games win shitty prizes dawg

- welp

yall this might be one of the strongest eps in a hot minute i loved this one had me at the edge of my seat the whole time

#playboyy the series #playboyy spoilers

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

major De-stresser [Kokichi x Fem Reader smut fic]

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/hAHL86f

by Pr3g4me___k1ch1

He flicked his tongue again against you. Taking handle of your plush flesh, his back muscles flex and contract as he shifted and adjusts himself, all to taste you more. He perks his head back up from in between your nether regions and your sights meet again with that handsome face of his and his alluring violet orbs."you're 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 this... aren't you?"

Words: 6, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Fandoms: New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/M

Characters: Oma Kokichi, Reader, Iruma Miu, Saihara Shuichi, Gokuhara Gonta, Tojo Kirumi, Hoshi Ryoma, Harukawa Maki, Momota Kaito, K1-B0 (Dangan Ronpa), Yumeno Himiko, Shirogane Tsumugi, Chabashira Tenko, Akamatsu Kaede, Monokuma (Dangan Ronpa), Amami Rantaro, Yonaga Angie, Shinguji Korekiyo

Relationships: Oma Kokichi/Reader

Additional Tags: Top Oma Kokichi, kokichi/reader - Freeform, pussy eating, Fellatio, Basically you and Kokichi are fuck buddies during the game i guess?, He has a pretty big dick bro, Oma Kokichi Is a Little Shit, Kokichi dicks you down, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Like yall literally just did this after a trial, Hes ripped yall, Shit i cant spell lol, Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa), Monokuma (Dangan Ronpa) Being An Asshole, Oma Kokichi Needs a Hug, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Eating, No Condoms, De-stresser/stress reliever, Slight character mentions of Saihara Shuichi and Kaede Akamatsu ×, aggressive sex, Bros kinda kinky ngl, Oma Kokichi Being Oma Kokichi, Face-Fucking, Hair-pulling, Dirty Talk, Non-Consensual Spanking, Cowgirl Position, Work In Progress

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/hAHL86f

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #dangan ronpa #danganronpa #dr

[spookyserenades]

hi second part 👋🏼

hobi- just remembered this, when y/n, Ben, Alice, and Laura text about how hot the hybrids are I thin mainly hobi omg they cracked me up sm. The im married not blind part was so funny 😂

jimin- i don’t remember much from the chapter in September I don’t think we saw much of him but in this recent chapter OMG he was such a sweet pea!!! Y/n really went all out getting his HORSE shipped here. And jimin saying happy b day to join was so sweet cause every one’s warming up to joon after the fight a bit and I think everyone is warming up in general. Anyways y/nie goes above and beyond for her boys and ahhhh so sweet. He was so happy too you could tell he wanted to cry gosh. I love when jimin can’t handle his alcohol well I can just imagine his red cheeks eeek I hope we get to travel and see his family too. He’s defiantly been working hard on the barn, and when she mention he was shirtless at some point 🥵 I cant- im sorry I’m on my period that my horrible excuse anyways -

taehyung- him wanting to take photography and him taking pics of HER STOP ✋ no author u need to stop it’s too much like omg and when they held each other afterward I melted like I TURNED into a puddle of the floor and I’m only able to write this now bc it’s so cold here that I froze and turned back into my human form. She’s possessive and irl tae is too cause like do u remember the perila leaf débat he would get so jelly if his gf peeled off a leaf for a guy friend. The dinner scene where the waiter was making eyes an y/n and tae held her waist and GLARED that’s some dominance right there. I forgot about including the piano scenes in yoongi so I’ll add them here. the pic tae took of their feet sounded so cute and I’m glad yoongi and tae are getting more comfy w each other (cause I think yoongi chose to sit next to him asp) also cause when y/n was thinking abt how she didn’t want him to be alone 🥺😩 yes tae we want you to interact w the others~ Tae LOVES her touches too he reacts easily in just a snap 🫰

jungkook- ahh yes our angst boi- his birthday party scene was so cute he was so flustered and malfunctioned Sksks it was nice to see a raw and genuine part of him that was truly thankful for her that day I hope we get to see more of that. Jk annoying y/n during hobi’s run by giving her a cig omg I cant- this man’s needs to stop he just loves to tease. Such a sassy and snarky boy I’m totally here fir it all the way. And him picking a scary movie bc he knows hobi Jin and jimin will hate it lol. Him already agreeing to held joon and y/n w the wards before she even asked- really can’t hind anything in this house lol. I forgot to talk about this, but joon being upset w y/n and she didn’t call for him when she head the spirit threaten her 😩 he tries to pretend he doesn’t care but he DOES FR and Jk look at him like dam. Okay but that cliffhanger for the last chapter ofc u just stuff us full of fluff just to rip it out of us and I LOVE IT. I wonder what Jk and hobi/joon (I think joon was involved) fought about to make jk storm out like that although it wouldn’t be the first time. And on Halloween, come on yall! Smh 🤦‍♀️ ahh but he’s one of her boys so she’ll rein him in anyways.

Im guess there’s too much testosterone in that house hold or maybe they’re energy’s bc most of them are exotic predators and dominance is a big thing. I don’t remember exactly. Anyways I spoke about everything I could remember so far sorry for typos, ty sm for feeding us every month with such a hearty meal! Luv u 💋

Hehe hey again!!! fkdasfk I'm glad you liked my "married not blind" joke LMAO it's sooo true, especially when it comes to Hoseok. 👹

Jimin - Y/N getting him his horse... my bestie who usually beta reads for me was like Dana no way lmao. I wanna have disposable income like Y/N, and spoil all the boys silly too!! I guess we can live vicariously though Y/N LOL. 💀💀💀 But Jimin so deserved to be reunited with Vista, and he was so happy to have a piece of his former home with him now. Jimin is such a sweet, polite guy, so him wishing Joonie a happy birthday proves he really just want to keep the peace. Tipsy Jimin is just the cutest stinking thing ever, I can picture his face so clearly in my mind! Knowing Y/N, she'll definitely make good on her mental promise to bring Jimin to see his family (I'm sure she wants to meet them too!) Also YES you're right, he was totally shirtless when he was patching up the roof of the stable... I would have passed out if I saw that, Y/N is a strong woman!

Tae - UGH Another one that is totally whipped for Y/N, taking pictures of her, including a couple at his first expo... even though only four were displayed at that expo, you can imagine he's probably taken dozens more of her, which makes me blush and kick my feet. He's definitely one of the more cuddly ones, too, so when he hugged her at the expo that moment was so sweet and intimate... physical touch must be one of his love languages. I love my men a little possessive, and I DO remember the whole perilla leaf debate (wild) and Tae being like that both irl AND in Trouvaille is just so... you know? He was definitely staking claim over Y/N in that brewery, he did not like that random man staring at his girl like that. OOF! 🥵 I'm glad you brought up Tae and Yoongi beginning to come around to one another. They have that connection of both being into music, and I think they have similar possessive feelings over Y/N. Maybe Yoongi will be the one who gets close to Tae first, we'll see!!

Jeongguk - fhdjasf our little edgelord! Ah his birthday was so self indulgent, fluffy, and a chance to see his softer side under all that iciness he usually displays. I think the longer time wears on, he'll let go of more of that frostiness and become more comfortable showing Y/N his tender side. fjdksa I forgot about the scene where he offered her a cigarette at Hoseok's meet-- such a twerp!! I love love love scary movies, and I feel like him maybe Yoongi are the only two that would actually wanna watch a horror film with me IRL, or Y/N in Trouvaille. Hoseok is a bit of a scaredy cat, and the rest of them put that off a little bit as well LOL. And for sure, there really isn't anything that can be hidden in that house anymore, there are ears literally everywhere.... bad news for someone who likes to talk shit, like me. But that's an example of Jeongguk being uncharacteristically sweet, agreeing to help Y/N even if he doesn't have to. Joon was so pissed when she didn't call out for him when she was threatened, but Y/N handled everything just fine, IMO, he was being a dramatic wolf.

You know I love a good cliffhanger!!! I can't not have one almost every time. Hopefully, this time, the conflict can be resolved quickly, and it isn't as bad as The Incident between Joon and Tae. We shall see-- or you may have already seen, in this newest update!! I'm dying.... there is indeed too much testosterone in that house, but I suppose that it is just something they're all going to need some adjusting to. BUT!! Thank you again so so much for sending in these messages and gushing over the boys with me. I always look forward to hearing what you think. Loves you babe!! 💜💞💜💞

#asks #trouvaille #dana's thoughts