#you can say it before doing anything idk why it became a big deal in the west especially

[fictionfixations]

i had a thought

spoilers for up to book 6 (i thought dump. A LOT.)

remember the prologue

i have a thought so im sharing it

question: what does he think we can even do to stop. well. anyone??? nobody really listened to us (considering we're magicless too a bunch of ppl would look down on us) until we became like friends to them n stuff?? well ace and deuce listened to us i think but we were united under a goal that at all costs had to be reached. to not get expelled. (except us i forgot what was going to happen to us. ..cause we're not actually students ??. ACTUALLY where the fuck are our papers? did crowley just. make them up? cause if you need papers to expel someone then you need some written form of proof then. which means each student probably has files for them, like. say. proof of 'hey this person goes to this school' etc etc. what did he do with us? did he just not admit we existed to the government? but literally everyone in the school knows we exist so surely one of them blabbed like. idk. maybe some stereotypical rich brat whose like 'EWW THERES sOME' uh 'MAGIcLESs PERSON COMMON fOLK wHAtever the fuck IN THIS prestigious SCHOOL!' and like idfk like how ig maybe some of the rich think the poor will give them a disease just by breathing the same air as them [actually maybe they could though but like YKNOW what i mean] but like. if we're just completely undocumented, excluding the unexplainable shift of some funds for ramshackle i IMAGINE so we can pay for shit and live then are we not really. documented anywhere else? styx probably has something but uhh. also theres probably a bunch of law violations attached that i cant even be bothered to touch at the moment. also there are magic diseases right? but so they also have immunities to stuff. but we're from a completely different world so we've never had contact with their sicknesses. so like. ...yknow how theres a ban around like this one island i cant remember the name of because if you interact with them you'll spread stuff to them theyve never been in contact before with that you might not even realize u have cause ur immune and they'll die? like its illegal to go there at all, they're living entirely without technology. also they're hostile. you will die if you go there [if you dont get caught by the people patrolling to make sure they stay without contact]. ..i mean stuff has happened outside of canon we can see. its canonical that the overblot peeps have gone to counseling and medical mages. so maybe im making a big deal out of nothing)

im. sorry. i got really distracted i didnt intend to spiral down to papers i meant to talk about something else

so just. listen.

actually about the expelling ^ three as in Grim, Ace, and Deuce. oh (so wait if they got in trouble would we just. ..still be able to stay?? ?? he doesnt even address us?? well actually grim isnt a student yet but theres FOUR of us not three then so ????)

wait sorry how did we get here ?? (why are we involved? i dont think crowley spoke to us at all when he was angry at the others with the chandelier 😭)

the wiki might be outdated a little because it doesnt update itself when dialogue changes, people have to notice it and then take the time to add it if anything changed so this is from

so if anything changed since then well huh

(if he blamed us for not being able to stop two teenagers with magic while im magicless though i wouldve been throwing hands but im glad crowley hasnt gone that far. ..he still put a firebreathing cat into our custody though. ramshackle dorm is very flammable isnt it? is dust flammable? idk. a lot of wood also i dont think they know what fire extinguishers are. youd think someone would deal with the flames during the entrance ceremony besides riddle and azul trying to catch the flame setter. or if we have one its very unmentioned.)

but so considering grim is our responsibility.. i have to ask how we're meant to stop him..?

like so this is before we really bond with him (aka we find him annoying. unless u got attached to him right away which good for you, i dont know when he wormed his way into my heart but he did at one point and i realized it at the end of i think book 5 aka ignihyde teaser) so grim wouldnt really listen to us (looks down on us)

also i dont know about you but burns HURT. ive burned myself a few times but they're not like the really bad ones (i dont know the difference between degrees and i feel like googling it will haunt me in my nightmares). i imagine grim cant shoot fire too far? maybe a little more shorter/mid range? what even is mid range idk (and the reason it lasted to hit the statue was because of ace's wind magic imo)

well either he can control the range or he can only shoot it out so far. so then. we'd be really close trying to catch him. maybe its in one of the twistunes where he's running away. he turns around and shoots fire at you. fucking OW (also its BLUE. i dont know how colored fire works, but assuming its blue because its even hotter than normal fire. um. ow.)

like SIR im new to this world i dont know how things work

its like... like being saddled with a baby after being suddenly kicked out of the house with no warning (and thus without any of your stuff besides the clothes youre wearing. ..but youve also been isolated from the world youre whole life so WHAT theres MAGIC? whats this about strange laws i dont know about-- wait THIS IS A BOYS ONLY SCHOOL? .........THERES FURRIES?) and the baby is VIOLENT

like HOLD on a second let me at least get a source of income first before giving me a being that utterly depends on me to survive (well. grim can probably survive on his own if we assume he's lived on his own for a bit until NRC. but um. ...well theres a reason there probably needs to be a bunch of childproofing for grim.) when i can barely figure out how to survive here

so. i feel i got very sidetracked. but its also nearing the time i sleep so my brain is slowing down on me and my thoughts have veered off the train tracks enough that this is just a whole mess of thoughts spewing out

i hope im making sense but im probably not

wanted to crowley bash because why are you putting me in charge of people probably the same age as me (minus grim) but with an advantage against me considering they have magic and i dont (not to say that people who know how to fight cant beat their asses but like. ...i dont know how to fight so.)

but he also hasnt given me reason to in canon i guess (if anythings happened outside of prologue i have no recollection of it. i just went through the wiki searching for every page with 'bill' or 'expense' in it)

surprisingly fanfiction either turns to 'crowley is an asshole' (and also actually pays attention to yuu and blames them like oh) or 'parent crowley' which speaks for itself (and is very cute in its own right but i also dont like him regardless as i dislike all adults that put responsibilities on children to be fucking idk child soldiers or to fight shit or deal with shit. i mean crowley doesnt go that far but i still dont like him)

those fics though start from prologue and go in order (some include vignettes and events) so i assumed that it followed it close enough to be a recreation but [so and so] but i was wrong apparently

still tho

#thoughts #twst #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #dire crowley #twst yuu #twst mc #twst grim #twst spoilers

[worstloki]

negative connotations to Arabic phrase ‘God is Great’ incorrect. average praying Muslim does takbir (says Allahu Akbar) a minimum 95 times a day and should have been counted.

#minimum #like MIMIMUM. #each day #like that’s just for the 5 prayers #only the obligatory ones it doesn’t include the additional voluntary ones most people also tend to do at some point #it doesn’t include regular use of the phrase in conversation #the phrase is literally used as an exclamation #like if you say ‘Allahu akbar my shift is over! I can go home alhumdulilah!’ #like I don’t know what to tell you #western news-media connotations are so weird #you literally yell takbir to celebrate as well #saw a thing where everyone did takbir every time someone donated a huge amount to charity like brooooooooo #people be laughing so hard and getting Allahuakbar Allahuakbar out while wheezing #you score a goal? Allahu akbar alhumdulilah #this is very normal culturally transmitted info #Christian Arabs use the phrase as well like it's Arabic come on western media you’re not even trying #it’s such a joke #95 doesn't even include the 2 calls to prayer #it doesn't count people who do the extra allahu akbar (x33) after each prayer #doesn't include anything recited before bed #like. these are not uncommon things people choose to do. like...... BRO??? #if you've ever seen Muslims praying in a group the person leading the prayer does the takbir out loud. that's literally how it's done #there are like 7 or 5 'Allahu akbar's in each round of prayer #you can't NOT say that part out loud it's literally THE part that has to be said out loud in each prayer #this information is very available online #you can say it before doing anything idk why it became a big deal in the west especially #it's some strange xenophobic Islamophobic normalise killings in those regions of the world mix #I’ve been getting recommended so many Arabic anime edits idk what to tell you #call everyone habibi it’s good for you #one of the most popular world languages fr

[maochira]

Idk if this has been done before but reader who is insecure because people used to call them a monster when they were younger because of being taller than most people

Maybe Reo, Kenyu, Kaiser, and Bachira?

(Also from that line up of characters try to guess who I am hehe)

Chaos, this you?👀

Requests open! - masterlist

Tags: gn!tall!reader, can be seen as romantic or platonic, fluff

Reo

-he used to point out your height a lot without knowing you're insecure about it. He never said anything negative about it, but when he found out about your insecurity he felt so sorry and guilty

-he apologized a lot and kept reassuring you that being tall is nothing to be insecure about. He made a very big deal out of it but in a positive way so he can help you feel better about yourself

-he makes others shut up immediately as soon as they mention your height. Doesn't matter if they want to say something positive or negative, Reo won't let them say anything

Yukimiya

-he knows you're insecure about your height because of your past, so he makes sure to never point it out unless you start talking about it first

-and when the topic does come up, he first listens to anything you say in case you need to vent, then he starts bombarding you with compliments about why it's so cool that you're taller than everyone else

-one time he took you along to a modelling thing specifically for tall people, and it that was what started making you feel more comfortable with your height!!

Kaiser

-let's be honest. He was one of those people who called you monster when you were younger. But he's sorry now, okay?

-he actually doesn't remember doing that because you didn't see each other in years, then became friends again. When you mentioned how he used to bully you, Kaiser didn't believe you at first

-then he started remembering more and more and started feeling sorry because you're so close to him now and he can't believe he's partly at fault for one of your insecurities

-he never really stops apologizing about it (which is surprising because when does Kaiser ever apologize to someone?)

Bachira

-he calls you his big monster but in the most affectionate way possible so you don't feel bad about your past anymore. He usually adds another word to it like "big pretty/handsome monster" or "big cuddly monster"

-he teases you about your height occasionally but always in a way that genuinely makes you laugh and doesn't trigger your insecurities!!

-since the way Bachira talks about your height is completely different from what you've always experienced, he helps you a lot with being less insecure about yourself

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[driftwood-fireflies]

any billy hcs?

OKAY I'm finly tackling this. lightning round.

I know that the general fandom perception of billy (in a few different circles anyway) is that he's trans, and I DO understand this. however it's not my personal headcanon. if you want to know why it's simply because the idea of him being a chaser is like insanely funny to me so. stu is trans and billy is weird about it. this is my dynamic.

as for sexuality, I've described this to people before, but to me he's bisexual on a technicality. what's that technicality? he REALLY thinks he likes women. like he's convinced himself he does. (he does not.) so like, if anything, he'd consider himself bisexual and so I call him bisexual. but. he's gay. dykwim.

anyway yes billy is a bi chaser and he is down horrible for stu though he can't really show it. I don't know if I even brought this up in my stu headcanons post but I do think they are BOTH autistic and bpd so they're really failmaxxing as a romantic duo

billyboy loomis is the undisputed mommy issues king, I think him and his mom were very close when he was a kid, like almost to the point where she was smothering him, but he loved her and became codependent with her. I think that's a theme for billy - codependency. he grew to be that way with his mom, and since I personally believe that him and stu have been friends since childhood, he also grew a little fascination with him at around the same time. he's always been Weird about stu in a myriad of ways, but the moment his mom abandoned him it was almost guaranteed that his closeness with him would turn into its own codependency. and it did.

I think his family has moved around a lot, only settling in woodsboro when he was maybe eleven or so. that's when he met stu.

I think they were both independently weird freaks of their own nature, as in, billy has always had his horror movie and psychology fascinations, but stu really amped up the crazy for him. like many people, I hc that stu is a big hunter and likely showed billy how to hunt and gut animals, and I even think he introduced him to the more gorey, less plot-centric horror movies that he loves. I also think the buck that they share was stu's initially, who then gave it to billy sometime after his mom left.

as for current day (read: 1996) stuff. a lot of people tend to stereotype stu as The horny one in their dynamic, but idk. they're both teenage boys and if anything, billy was the one trying the hardest to get laid in the movie lmfao. (I know there was an actual reason behind it but I do also think he just wanted to fuck lol) I think they're both raging horndogs and they rile each other up all the time.

we never see anyone but randy with an actual job, but I think billy's done some under the table type work around town. he strikes me as a guy who'd do good at a mechanic shop, or something. nothing too serious, just whenever he needed some pocket change he couldn't swipe from his dad.

as for horror movies... oh man.

billy is a real pretentious guy. he likes horror, he likes thrillers, but he's not as much of a gorehound as stu. that's not to say he doesn't like it - but it usually only interests him when it's the real deal. in terms of movies, he's actually your pretty generic film bro type, in that I think his top three are psycho, silence of the lambs, and the original house of wax. were he alive today, he'd be BIG into the 'elevated horror' genre, I think. think jordan peele and ari aster. overall he's a real snob about it, he can only get into a horror movie if the killer is someone he can idolize and get into the mind of. he's not a fan of monster movies, thinks it's scarier when the monster is just a regular guy. psychological horror is right up his alley, and I think he'd also love candyman for the way it combines artful and intriguing psychology into a more typically 'slasher' narrative.

I could talk about how billy watches horror movies forever but I'll move onto music so this post doesn't become a novel. I think he's big into rock, pretty similar to stu's taste in that regard. I think he'd really love green day, for sure. I also think he'd like the cure and REM, maybe soundgarden, too. he's really into anything moody or brooding in some way. besides rock though, I also think he enjoys older, more classical stuff. I could see him buying a film score cd and listening to it to sleep, or something.

SO. YEAH those are some of my billy hcs.. like I said w stu I have like a million thoughts about both of them that I couldn't possibly include in a single post so if you have any specific questions about stuff I didn't cover .. lmk ^_^

#i am so normal . #asks #headcanon asks #scream #scream movie #scream 1996 #billy loomis

[penhoonie]

sunghoon’s love languages as your bf !! (pt. 2)

pairing: sunghoon x reader (not gender specific !!)

genre: fluff | slice of life (i guess?)

word count: 0.8k words

warnings: mentions of weight and self awareness, pet names, rlly cutesy again

a/n: omg the first part got like 60 notes real quick even though my profile is basically empty??? Tysm 😭

QUALITY TIME he’s the type to say “i miss you :(“ even though you see him like almost everyday. Would stick around as much as he could possibly could.

«Hey»

«Open the door»

Those were the texts you read as you hesitantly open the front door of your apartment. A very smiley Sunghoon received you with the phone still in his hand.

— What are you doing here?— you scolded and rushed to hug him at the same time.

— Turns out our flight took off way earlier that we thought and I had some spare time so…— he shrunk his shoulders.

— So? You’re spending the night?— you were very excited to spend time together after Enhypen’s 3-month-long tour on America.

— I am— he confirmed as he took your hand—, but first I’m taking you on a date.

— Sunghoon you don’t have to do that, you must be tired— you tried to decline.

—Are you joking? I just got off a 13 hours flight. There’s nothing I would like more than going for a walk— he interrupted, quickly. Maybe he was even more excited to see you.

— Okay, okay, we’ll go. I’m getting us coffee ice cream— you announced, picking up the house keys.

— By the way, why didn’t you open with your own set of keys?— you curiously asked.

— I don’t know, maybe because last time I tried that you almost broke my rib?— he said, ironically.

— Oh, yeah, that. Sorry— you answered, smiling like an angel— On my defense, it was dark and you were supposed to arrive 3 days later.

Sunghoon giggled— I missed your excuses so much.

Your eyes soften as you replied— I missed you too.

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION i feel like he would struggle the most with this one idk why. Bro would drop some random phrase like “you’re really pretty. Not as much as me obviously, but still pretty” for sure

With a heavy sigh you blocked another account from your dms. Ever since a sneaky photo of you with Sunghoon was filtered, some crazy fans have managed to found your user name.

At first it wasn’t that big of a deal for you, you were well aware of how far people can go for their idols. But lately it had became more and more hurtful to receive insults daily. They would criticize anything about you; your smile was ugly, you were overweighted and even your nose turned out to be crooked and you had never noticed before!

The self awareness, more than ever before, was a commonplace now. You dropped the phone, creating accidentally loud noise as you collapsed on the sofa. You always kept pretty well with criticism but this situation was taking over you.

— Baby, are you okay? I think I heard something— his voice sounded careful as he leant to the living room. The preoccupied expression appeared as soon as his eyes met yours, glossy from tears. Sunghoon rushed towards you, embracing your figure as you hipped from the crying.

A couple minutes later, Sunghoon spoke again in a whisper— Can you tell me what happened?

— It’s… it’s not that big of a deal really— you said between hiccups.

— Sweetie, if it wasn’t that important you wouldn’t react like this— he rubbed your back, gently.

Instead of talking, you passed your phone to him, the inbox open. Sunghoon quickly scrolled throw the screen, his face becoming reddish and his eyes darkening.

— This is what has been bothering you?— he suddenly turned towards you. Too embarrassed and still sensible to talk, you burried your head on your arms, but still nodded to let him know.

— y/n you can’t be serious— he spoke, carefully raising your face with one hand—. They don’t know shit about me! How could they know what it is good for me?

— But they’re your fans, they know-

— They are not my real fans if hating you looks like a good idea for them. They don’t have any right over my relationships—both of his hands were resting on your cheeks now, keeping your eyes from avoiding him—. Listen. We both know words are not my strong, but I could keep going forever when it comes to you and I will if you don’t start to behave as my cute, confident girlfriend right now.

You lightly laughed, rubbing your eyes one last time. Sunghoon felt the pressure on his chest dissipate as your breathe calmed down a bit— Thank you for that. It’s just that, you know, you’re so talented, comforting, handsome and everything. Sometimes I feel like you deserve so much better than me.

— You’re not perfect and neither I am! But you know what? We don’t need to be perfect to be the perfect couple. And let me tell you— he continued, fully serious, hugging you one more time—, I have yet to see a pair that looks nearly as good as you with me.

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#enhypen #enhypen x reader #enha fluff #sunghoon x reader #sunghoon #sunghoon fluff

[5starthot]

jonathan byers nsfw alphabet

A = Aftercare (What They're Like After Sex)

jonathan can be really sweet after sex, he’d do whatever just to make you feel comfortable after, especially if it’s your first time. but he can also be pretty lazy at times so aftercare wasn’t always perfect between you guys, but there was never really a need for aftercare, falling asleep in each others arms was enough.

B = Body Part (Their Body Of Theirs and Their Partner's that they like)

for jonathan definitely his hands, he loves the way they slide in and out of you, drawing the prettiest noises from your lips, or when he’s caressing your cheek telling you how good your doing. on you it’d be your thighs, he could stay in between your thighs forever leaving small kisses and hickeys on them.

C = Cum (Anything to Do with Cum; because yum.)

as we know..jonathan’s a thigh guy so thighs for sure, he just likes the way it looks. watching it leak onto your thighs turns him on so

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty Self Explanatory, A Dirty Secret of Theirs) jonathan’s not so innocent as you think, we all know how pervy he can get and he thinks he’s so good at hiding that side of him. he’s definitely stolen a pair of your undies before and has poloroids of you giving him head tucked away in his wallet, for his keeping of course. oh and he’s most definitely watched you masturbate without you knowing, he couldn’t help but snap a few photos at that.

E = Experience (How Experience are They? Do They Know What They're Doing?)

besides nancy he hasn’t had much experience, that being said he wasn’t that skilled, but he took his time to figure out what felt good to you and slowly he became better and better at pleasuring you.

F = Favorite Positions (This Goes Without Saying)

he really likes when your on top, he thinks you look so beautiful in that position, your head thrown back in pleasure, eyes shut tightly and those pretty sounds coming out your mouth, he loves all of it so much. him burying his face in your neck, griping your thighs tightly as he finally releases. you make him feel so good.

G = Goofy (Are They More Serious In The Moment? Are They Humorous? Etc.)

i feel like he leans more towards the serious side but it depends if he’s high or not, if he is best believe there will be a few giggles here and there.

H = Hair (How Well Groomed Are They? Does The Carpet Match The Drapes? Etc.)

jonathan’s never made a big deal about body hair, that being said he never really thought to shave down there. until he met you, he stated cleaning up down there just a bit to make things more manageable.

I = Intimacy (How Are They During the Moment? The Romantic Aspect)

if it’s you guys first time he’d be pretty intimate, he wouldn’t be tooo extreme tho he wouldn’t wanna overwhelm you, but he’ll make sure your okay and comfortable at all times, he’d definitely make it a night to remember.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)

jonathan doesn’t jerk off as much as he used to, i mean why would he. but if you too are separated for a long time he’d get really needy and eventually rub one off to the thought of you or something.

K = Kink (One or More of Their Kinks)

okay hear me out JONATHAN HAS A BREEDING KINK, idk it just fits him, he’s done it inside u a fair amount of times, you think it’s so cute the way his eyes light up as he watches himself leak out of you, him using his fingers to push it back inside you watching you shiver from the overstimulation. ALSO he’d be really into taking pictures during the moment like ANANWJENAMAKQHRH this guy has whole collection of pics of u guys, you just look too good not to take a picture he would say, he’d have pics of him going down on you, PICS OF HIM IN YOU, i’ll save this topic for another time..🤭

L = Location (Favorite Places to Do the Deed)

he wouldn’t mind talking a little risk here and there he actually loves it, the fact that knowing someone could walk in on you too or hear you guys turns him on so much, like this one time jonathan ate you out on the kitchen counter knowing his mom could walk in any second, you looking over your shoulder making sure the coast is clear. SHIT LIKE THAT he’s all for it.

M = Motivation (What Gets them Turn on, What Gets Them Going)

E V E R Y T H I N G when i tell you this man gets turned on easily it’s true, especially when he’s high, you could be doing anything, putting on lotion, even cleaning sometimes. but what really drives him over the edge is when you wear skirts, he loves them, he loves the way they hug your waist, the way they expose your thighs, revealing all the hickeys he left down there. wear a skirt around jonathan and he’ll go crazy.

N = No (Something They Wouldn't do, Turn Offs)

degradation, he wants you to feel like a princess he’d never wanna say anything or do anything to hurt you.

O = Oral (Preferences in Giving and Receiving, Skill, Etc.)

as much as he loves the feeling of your mouth rapped around him, he prefers giving 100%, he loves eating you out more than anything, it was one of his favourite things to do, feeling your hands grip his hair tightly, listening to your sweet moans every time his tongue glides between your sweet folds, he’s addicted to it, the thought of him being able to give you so much pleasure with just his tongue excites him so much, he loves pleasuring you.

P = Pace (Are They Fast and Rough? Slow and Sensual? Etc.)

both it depends, he can be sweet and sensual at times and fuck the shit out of you the next day, you never know with this man.

Q = Quickies (Their Opinion on Quickie, How Often, Etc.)

he likes them, though he prefers the real thing he doesn’t mind them. if he’s really horny he’ll take you wherever it doesn’t matter, bathroom, empty classroom, even a dressing room he doesn’t care, as long as he gets to feel you.

R = Risk (Are They Game to Experiment? Do They Like Taking Risks? Etc.)

YES ONCE AGAIN loves risk.

S = Stamina (How Many Rounds Can They Go For? How Long Do They Last?)

again jonathan can be lazy at times for instance if he’s high the sex would be more lazy, sloppy kisses and slow thrusts, he’d be pretty tired after due to the weed but besides that probably 2-3 rounds.

T = Toys (Do They Own Any Toys? Do They Use Them? On A Partner or Themselves?)

hes probably fucked a flashlight once or twice wishing it was you since you were away for a while but he prefers to pleasure you himself, no toys needed.

U = Unfair (How Much Do They Like To Tease?)

i don’t think he likes to tease as much as you do he like to cut to the chase, he’s so needy and desperate for you it’s sad which makes it so much more fun to tease him any chance you got you’d tease him, durning school, while he’s doing homework, even in public, pre cum soaking his pants, wishing he could take you right there right now. and watching him beg for you later made things even better.

V = Volume (How Loud They Are, What Sounds They Make. Etc.)

breathy moans, low groans and whimpers, it’s his way of telling you how good your making him feel, him placing sloppy kisses against your neck, groaning in your ear knowing how much it turns you on.

W = Wild Card (A Random Headcanon For The Character)

mirror fucking idk it’s hot. just imagine him fucking you infront of a mirror making you look at your reflection.

X = X-ray (Let's See What's Going Under Those Clothes)

he’s an average 6inches, what, did you expect me to say he has and Eiffel tower cock??NO anyway yea it’s brown specifically!!! idk do y’all think it’s brown or pink????.

Y = Yearning (How High Is There Sex Drive?)

HIGH

Z = Zzz (How Quickly They Fall Asleep Afterwards)

again it depends on how he’s feeling

a/n: it was fun writing this lol but yea sry i got lazy near the end

#jonathan byers #jonathan byers x you #jonathan byers smut #jonathan byers headcanons #jonathan byers blurb #jonathan byers x reader #stranger things smut #stranger things #stranger things season four

[pumpumdemsugah]

You're one of the best accounts I follow here so the fact that you watched Arcane and liked it is pretty cool, since I also love this series (hoping for you to do tons of spans of Arcane content lol)

About Mel, yeah, it's exactly what you said. People genuinely dislike complex characters despite the fact that they claim to love and want more of them. The things get worse when the characters are women, because the audience just seem to accept two types of female characters: the badass girl whose whole character is about how she can fight but she barely has plot importance, not even a personality. Or the waifu. Their only job is to like the main character and if the male character she's in love with is the one that male audience insert more, this waifu character is treated like the best women ever.

Regarding to Mel, I think she's also targeted by fujoshis since Jayce likes her and they have a relationship. Viktor/Jayce became a highly popular ship in the fandom. I think it isn't more popular than caitvi simply because a big part of Arcane fans are caitvi shippers and their relationship is a central part of the plot.

When people say they want complex characters they want a broody white man. That's it! God forbid you say...hmm idk because that was my reaction to her. She's clearly smart but like the other elite in the city, out of touch about anything beyond her world. Even before we learn more about her, she's presented in a way where it's obvious she's about the cerebral and connections, her backstory just clarifies she is the way she is because she hates violence and war so depends on everything else to her detriment.

What's crazy is it's very common for political characters to have other motivation but these fuckers were diagnosing her with a personality disorder. I've seen so many male characters that are evil and political from the get go of a story and people don't react like this. They don't need a tragic backstory to guess the person that keeps their cards to their chest has motivations that aren't obvious ?? Hello !

I saw a video going through the traits that make a character strong in Arcane is their weakness and hers was manipulation and not political savvy or even persuasiveness. Sorry but when women are called manipulative it makes my skin itch. I feel like male characters only get that treatment If they're slimy as well and are meant to be pathetic

Similar fictional men get praised for their intelligence and being able to read people when they're obviously devious and manipulative but those are woman descriptions

I've also noticed people don't seem to understand how a story works or what character development is. They want everything all at once. She's not the main character, why would we have her backstory before its plot necessary? It wasn't even that people didn't trust her straight away but the intensity of that distrust because did Jayce not jump all in with back room dealings when he realised he had to ? But is he manipulative for that or simply playing the game for the greater good of his technology?

I even saw someone saying they saw a black fan in bits about her. I really think something is wrong with certain types of black fandom people. The whites didn't like her so you're having a melt down? Get a grip.

#blah

[kittyandco]

Moonlight and latte for Anakin, or any f/o you want!

eeeyayayya thank you! i'll combine this with my answer for @flyboywife

teacup: do you make things for your f/o often? do you make them a favorite drink, dessert, etc.?

my s/i has... absolutely nothing to make anything with, but she does want to. in spirit. before she met anakin, she hated doing anything for anyone. she had to look after herself, and became fiercely independent. and no one had ever looked out for her, so why would she do it for others?

but anakin changed her mind. he's the only exception. she feels that he's the only one who truly deserves her kindness and service. all this to say, she's very bad at it at first and feels like she messes up at every possible opportunity. xD he still finds it sweet that she tries, since he knows how she was before and still is with other people.

cozy: tell me about the day you moved in with your f/o.

omg don't make me think about living on coruscant i'll cry...

but...

my knowledge of the outer rim and (far inner rim because i keep forgetting the very silly and nonsensical fact that jakku, where my s/i lives, is in the INNER RIM despite my initial impression. i hate the GFFA KSJJDD) proves pretty useful to the jedi, and it's mainly how i got to spend so much time with anakin in the first place.

idk if they even want me there permanently. i still have a lot of unsavory behaviors to kick. so i'm not sure if i really moved in, i just... visit :3 and secretly spend the night but no big deal :3

i haven't fully decided on this part and i've been with him for almost 5 years aaaaaaah

moonlight: what are your nighttime rituals like? which side of the bed does your f/o sleep on? what time do you usually head to bed? do you even share a bed?

canonically i think he takes the right side, so i'd take the left. honestly? my s/i is just happy to be in a bed, since what she has at "home" is not too comfortable -- so she isn't picky about it at all. when we do sleep together, it's really nice... my s/i hasn't even been that close to anyone before (unless it was in battle 😭). she still has a hard time realizing that he isn't going to hurt her...

also, no ritual or routine for my s/i. she usually just flops right down and is out pretty quickly. unless there's something on her mind. she spends a lot of time protecting her space from thieves and other assorted ruffians before she heads to bed that she's exhausted by the time that's done.

the first couple of nights we spend together, it's completely effortless 🥺 she feels so protected. (AGHNHH i'm going to start biting)

latte: what is your home décor like? what does yours and your f/o’s place actually look like?

they don't really have the chance to move into their own place together, hehe. so this is pretty moot, but my s/i brings a couple of important things with her (tbh it can all fit in her pocket; she has no attachment to what little she does own). she pretends that she isn't superstitious, but she does have a good luck charm; i can't decide on what it is, but it seems like something that would apply to her. she partakes in quite a bit of denial

soft self ship asks

#asks #💕 i don't like sand but i like you #he makes me feel just... unspeakable things i can never talk about him normally

[thisdreamplace]

Hi Dream, how are you? 🥹

It's been a long time since I've sent an ask, but let me tell you that I feel like a recovering addict. Let me tell you why. When I found the law of assumption and EIYPO, I became a control freak. "Acceptance" was not in my vocabulary. This really frustrated me because there were situations that I couldn't change, and I also did not have in me that humility to accept things as they were.

A huge problem was me not being able to accept rejection (romantically) because I had this mindset of "I can only be rejected if I allow it". So whenever a potential romantic partner didn't want me, I became a control freak and wanted to change the situation very badly, and became obsessed with the person. I never got significant movement with these people who I was trying to change, for obvious reasons. I was not seeing my own value, and only cared to be valued by others no matter what, even going as far as putting myself in dysfunctional situations.

Recently, I was once again rejected, but this time the difference was that I do not want to change it. I do not want anything different. I've had a hard time trying not to blame myself for it, and trying to just move on. Normally I would try to force mental images that I don't even feel pleased with, about this guy being obsessed with me. This time I am allowing myself to taste what it is like to just accept it, to be fearlessly disliked.

It is not a bad thing. Maybe, yes, he is mirroring me, and that's fine. It makes no sense to try to get out of my way to change his mind. Or, try to fool myself, and change my mind for the sake of changing his. Idk if you know what I mean? I feel like right now the most sane thing I can do, is not to shift this whole thing or try to do anything about this, but instead, just let it be like this. Allow myself to feel this disappointment freely. To just observe it. I do not need anything different. And like, this opportunity can serve me as a way to bring me closer to myself.

I feel like I don't know how to explain how I'm feeling. I'm kinda confused. Sometimes I think "why will I allow him to reject me if I can 'manifest' him", but being completely I don't even have reasons to want him, besides the fact that my ego is hurt.

But anyways, this feels new to me and idk why I wanted to send you this. I guess, I wanted to talk about it, and I feel like I've followed you for so long that I feel like you're like a friend or a big sister that I really appreciate.

hiiii <3 i'm okay ! how are you ? :))

hahah its totally okay. because i think MOST of us can agree with that on some level ?? i was also a control freak, and ouch. did it hurt me more than help me. and acceptance was so scary at first, that i put it off for a long time before allowing myself to being practicing it. but hey, you made it here. so good for you !

i also understand your past struggles in that way. when youre on that control kick, you dont even really want anything other than to PROVE it. so you hold on to people, things, circumstances... as a way to try and show that you are in control after all.

everything that you're saying is making sm sense to me, seriously. and i'm glad for you that you're choosing to deal with this circumstance differently than you have in the past. THIS is the biggest start. i remember being in a veryyyyy similiar situation as you before, and i ended up manifesting a measly text a week after a rejection and for a second i felt happy... and in the next second i felt like a silly clown. that was my final turning point, where i realized it was time to change. bc what i DIDNT want was these failed experiences and trying to do control damage after each one. so i stopped trying to control things. i started to just accept what was, and start putting more energy and life into the experience i did want. and most of that looked like... just letting life be, and learning how to enjoy life as it was for me at that moment.

so anyway. what youre experiencing right now, i understand it fully. the ego will make us chase and chase. but we really don't have to, if we'll step into acceptance which feels scary and uncomfortable at first for many. but its what leads us exactly where we wanna go.

i'm glad you shared it with me. i'm proud of you and where you're at in your journey ! you're doing the best you can for you. and thats wonderful. 🥹 <3 i appreciate you sm ! thank you for being here.

xo

[watanabes-cum-dump]

I feel kinda bad bc my WoLMeric ship is actually kinda toxic lmao

Like, Elysia kinda looses her shit post Heavensward after loosing Haurchefant and Ysale. It’s her villain origin story, if you will.

Haurchefant was her first love and everyone knew it, but Aymeric still fell for her. He still pursues her after he dies and basically becomes the home wrecker lmao. Elysia, because she’s kinda like ARR Thancred, fucking sleeps with him and things get real awkward real quick. It fucks both of them up big time.

Aymeric def deserves better than this train wreck, but I’ve decided that it’s funny AND angsty so I’m keeping it. I mean, how can he not fall for her? Elysia is the Warrior of Light- she is nothing but selfless and brave. Not to mention pretty but that is a whole other can of worms lmao.

Jk I am dealing with it here. sO-

Elysia is from a noble family in Hingashi, obviously she left but we’ll come back to that later. Basically, before leaving she was kinda only known and valued for her beauty. Which does wonders to someone’s self esteem y’know? On the one hand, she is confident, and some might even say a little vain. On the other, she knows how people see her, how men see her. She figures Aymeric is just another guys who’s Down Bad TM for her and he is but it goes deeper than she thinks. But also Ishgard is y’know… Catholic, so Aymeric also feels guilty for thinking about her like that.

Elysia is well aware that she’s being puppeted by the Alliance and the Scions. (in a way) Obvs she does it willingly and believes in their cause, but she mostly does it out of duty. She is the only one strong enough to save everyone, she has to.

(Even if she really can’t save everyone… I really miss Haurchefant and Ysale okay)

And this is where I think she parallels pretty well with Aymeric, in how they both deal with their respective duties.

I see a lot of people bringing it up and yeah, Aymeric is lonely. He loves his nation, make no mistake, but he is so lonely. Estinien leaves Ishgard, apparently Lucia does too, and WoL can’t be around all the time. But still, he is a politician and will do anything for his nation. But he literally says in the dinner scene that he does want to travel and I- ueueueuehjahskhwiuiloveyousmiwannatakeyouonvacationwithme-

But yeah despite all that, despite wanting to resign post uhhh Nidhog final fight (I think) - he remains steadfast for his nation which is super fucking admirable. Like sir you’re 32 you should be doing other things lmao. You are way too noble (and hot) to be a politician.

Elysia on the other hand, well- I’mma be honest she’s kind of selfish. She runs away from her original duties in Hingashi, and she’s only playing hero now because nobody else can. In a way though, nobody can really hold her down. That’s why she became an adventurer, because she knew she was meant for much more than some arranged marriage.

So it’s kinda juicy because Aymeric is lonely but devoted, and Elysia is burned by her duty. Idk where the line is from but it’s smth like “There is no greater burden, but also no greater honour” yeah that’s Elysia.

Having said that Aymeric is devoted, he is HOPELESSLY Devoted to her

But noooww there’s noooooowhere to hide since you pushed my love asiiiiiide I’m ouuuutt of my head, Hopelessly Devoted to youuuuuuuuu- oh wait that kinda fits their dynamic. Huh. Oh, I’m gonna think abt this now-

Yeah anyways you thought Haurchefant was down bad? Well, he definitely was but so is Aymeric. Bro is ready to walk into hell and be seen as a sinner for some Au Raussy. Okay no but he is hopelessly in love with her. It is very easy to see. I mean bro literally invites her to his house for dinner??? Alone??? The rumours are rumouring.

Aymeric makes it very clear that he is in love with her and will remain so even if she doesn’t return his feelings. Honestly, it’s more of a weird situationship than anything. Elysia won’t flat out reject him and they do find some comfort in the other’s company, but at the same time, Elysia isn’t really reciprocating so much as she is just there. It’s weird she teases and kinda flirts with him (in private) but y’know she wont say she loves him or anything.

I do believe there is some capacity for this to turn out as a healthy relationship, but not right now lmao. Elysia def deserves a reality check and I don’t want to keep bullying Aymeric. I do think they’re cute together, Elysia being kind of a tease x Catholic white boy Aymeric.

Oh yeah also have this fun relationship chart which summarizes everything I just said except for the duty part

#Oh yeah also i didn’t know where to fit it in but the age gap is kinda… uh…. #Aymeric would catch a case let’s just say #Elysia is 22 he is TEN years older than her #Context: i did not plan on shipping them at first and I wanted Elysia to still be young enough to be attached to her family #But still be an adult #Bc the idea is that pre-ARR she’s already been hopping around Eorzea for a while after running away on her 18th birthday #Yes Eorzea’s hero is an emotionally unstable college student #Ffxiv #wolmeric #aymeric x wol #aymeric de borel #wol x aymeric #ffxiv oc #Wol oc #warrior of light oc #if it makes u feel any better they’re perfectly happy in a modern au #are you ever so normal you make a long ass post abt your oc x canon ship dynamic? #And a whole ass presentation to boot??? #wol elysia vespera

[frostedpuffs]

hi! you don't need to answer this if you don't want to bc i know it seems silly haha i just wanted to ask you something

three months ago i accidentally got a spoiler from the bible and i'm not going to tell you which one for obvious reasons lol the point is i got really upset bc i wanted to watch this season as blindly as possible and so i decided to just. pretend it didn't happen

but i was still super anxious and turns out ignoring anxiety for months only makes it worse. very adrien agreste coded of me i'd say. and it became hard to enjoy the show and for quite some the only thing i could think about was the spoiler when trying to engage with anything miraculous related

i kept consuming fanon content bc i didn't want to let go of it and it was fun but also it felt like everything was covered with a layer of anxiety and regret and overthinking

this last last month has been better bc i started to work on my anxiety and i'm even enjoying the show but it's still not the same. i wish i could go back to feeling the same way i did before i got spoiled. and it annoys me bc so many people read the whole bible and they seem excited and unaffected by it

i want to stop freaking out and enjoy the new season properly bc i think i'll regret it if i don't and then it turns out the spoiler i got isn't even a major thing. i remember that you also accidentally read a spoiler from the bible around three months ago. so. could you please tell me it's not a big deal? at least by your posts you seem so unbothered by it

and thanks for the mlp au it's one of my favorite things in the fandom now 🫶

oh no im so sorry that happened!!!!!!!! it's totally understandable how that can ruin enjoyment of something. im not sure which spoiler you saw (and respectfully i dont want to, to preserve the mystery for myself) but the spoiler i saw was one that was....idk how to put this....kind of obvious that it was going to happen? like we knew this would happen Eventually kind of thing, so that's why it didnt bother me all that much. bc i knew the show was gonna do it at some point so it's not exactly a surprise. so while it still didnt feel great to have that spoiled the expectation that it was going to happen was already there

it's still possible to enjoy things even knowing they're going to happen! because whatever has happened (probably) hasn't aired yet, you still dont know exactly how that situation is gonna go down....so there is still a bit of mystery left to it :) as for spoilers go, use it as a way to get excited about what's to come instead of perceiving it as ruining the surprise! i know it sucks and it's rough that you were spoiled :( but i would suggest still watching the show, bc there's probably a lot of things you dont know about that are gonna happen and are going to be so much fun to see!! ♥

and for anyone reading this, keep the bible leaks to yourself or tag them appropriately if you are going to talk about them. not everyone wants to be spoiled!

(also thank you, im glad you like the au <3)

#ash answers

[badluckbyers]

ok, I don’t trust myself to predict anything about Stranger Things. But on some level, I think it would be neat if the reason Mike became distant from Will & El between s3 and s4 was related to his trauma from the past seasons.

There are many directions the show could go in regards to explaining why Mike “lost” Will, and why Mike can’t tell El he loves her. I think it would be interesting if Mike still cares for them both as much as he always has, but that these emotions frighten him now.

I got this idea in my head because, in s4volume1, Mike only expresses how much he cares when there’s some greater mission involved. Mike says he wishes El wanted him by her side, but only after she’s gone and they need to save her. Mike admits that he wants to be close with Will again, but talks about working together to save Hawkins as much as he talks about becoming emotionally close again. Idk, something about the contrast between “I lost you” & “Friends...best friends” versus “we should work together” & “we’re a team” got to me.

Usually, these sentiments strengthen each other. Working together as a team is a big part of being close with someone! But in the context of Mike’s behavior this volume, I think it’s possible that he’s using their “mission” to dilute the emotional intimacy of his and Will’s conversation. I mean, before El was arrested and there was danger to face, Mike seemed to be doing all he could to emotionally distance himself from Will & El. This all gives me the sense that, right now, a “mission” is Mike’s only conduit for expressing how much he cares about others.

I think this would be an interesting way of showing how what Mike’s been through is effecting him. In this way, it would still be important that Will and El are the ones we see Mike drawing away from. Will and El have been the subject of most of the supernatural horror. Mike has seen them suffering, disappearing, and nearly dying. This could be why Mike has been acting so distant with them. Whether he’s aware of it or not, whenever Mike admits to himself how much he wants them in his life, some part of him is remembering how painful it is to worry about them being hurt or going away.

There are many convincing posts going around predicting that Vecna will target Mike. Considering that Vecna is going after people who have trauma they’re struggling to deal with, I think it would be very interesting if Mike’s arc was about him struggling/refusing to process his trauma. All of the characters in this show have things to heal from, Mike included. He might not be the obvious choice, considering the horrific things we’ve seen Will and El go through, but I think that would would make it even better if the show focused on how he’s struggling. They could use his arc to say that, no matter the form of the trauma, anyone can struggle with mental health.

TL;DR let Mike cry

#I did not come up with this in a vacuum btw. Go through the #mike is not alright #tag on my blog and you'll see the posts that have inspired this one. #meta #stranger things meta #badluckbyers #theory #s4vol2 predicitons #s4 #s4vol1 #henry creel #mike wheeler #mike & will #eleven & mike #stranger things #stranger things 4 #headcanons #stranger things headcanons #text

[fluffypotatey]

Hello there! I hope your month is kind to you. Have you watched the Netflix Monkey King yet? If so, what are your feelings about the plot and the characters? Thoughts on the changes?

I've read a role swap fic idea LMK AU where instead of Tropitaka finding SWK in the mountain, LBD was the one who did it instead. Of course, she wasn't a crazy reformist extremist yet in when thwy met. Cue LBD seeing thia trapped monkey and thinking "i can fix him" while SWK goes "i can make her worse". It kinda ended up with both of them bwcoming worse for the turn because of each other enabling the worst and Macaque, who took SWK's plac with the pilgrims instead, sealed both of them together. Cut to the present where the duo came back and became big bad against Macaque, who's taken to protecting Megapolis as its shadow. The fic idea is under my #role swap au tags becuase the other details took too long to summarize the whole thing. Point is, in an AU where SWK is working with LBD instead of Macaque, but willingly, or maybe not, what would it take for SWK to turn on LBD, whether it involves Macaque or not? How do you think SWK would deal with MK, who is under Macaque's mentorship instead, while running the Lady's orders?

hey! i’m doing well 🥰 but sorry no, i still haven’t watched Netflix’s Minkey King yet 😭 it’s on my list don’t worry!!! when i do watch it, you’ll know (because i’ll probably be spamming my blog with nothing but that lol)

as for that au 👀 it definitely looks interesting but I will say, I personally think LBD was in her villain arc already when she finds SWK but the sentiment would probably be the same lol

it does make me wonder why Macky would be chosen as Tripitaka’s companion instead of SWK in this round. did he run into the monk just before he was supposed to meet SWK? was SWK already freed by LBD and Guanyin chose Macky as the next viable option?

anyway, for your questions

1) I think this SWK probably would be willing to betray LBD very easily. remember that when Tripitaka freed SWK that first time, the monkey had sworn to be his companion but immediately when against that promise once freed because the idea of serving not just a mortal but a pacifist monk felt insulting to him. so if SWK was freed by someone else who promised him revenge on those who hurt him but then he later found out was using him to wipe out the universe? he would easily dip

man’s has his own agenda and it doesn’t involve wiping out the universe and destroying his island with his monkeys

and if it concerned Macky? he probably wouldn’t show it, but I think he’d be very against LBD harming Macky and would even side with MK for it (but who’s to say that he isn’t against using MK either 👀)

2) yeah Sun Wukong and MK’s relationship would be so different in this au (but that even begs the question on whether MK’s origins are the same or he was created for the same reason 👀)

and if Macky’s mentoring the guy, then it’s a whole mess of using MK to get to Macky. also i feel like his revenge would be slightly different because I doubt Macky would have been able to kill Wukong in the past (maybe seal him away again?), so instead his anger is more out of Macky loyalties switching and allowing him to be sealed away again. he could even believe that Macky was simply doing what he was told because he was bound to the monk for the journey, and now sees MK as fulfilling that same role. maybe idk

tbh i don’t think evil!SWK and MK would have the same kind of dynamic progression that MK and Macky have in lmk. if anything, MK would be terrified of swk and his power but also be worried about the emotional toll the monkey king places on Macky.

but yeah idk those are my thought on what I can glean on this type of au

#so i looked through your role swap au tags but wasn’t sure which one was the one you were referring to #but it does seem like a fun concept! #is this my cup of tea? …..eh not really #i feel like it diffuses the original intentions of the JTTW story even tho lmk is sort of loosely sticking to the books #i digress #this is simply my opinion #there are some role swaps i like and some i am iffy about #that’s just me #the op of this au is free to do whatever #and hey maybe since i wasn’t able to read all the details of this au i might have liked their interpretation #but yeah #lmk #lmk au #asks

[gogolstoelicker]

You think you can do a Komi Shouko!MC with the Dorm Leaders + Ace & Deuce?

Dorm leaders + Adeuce duo with a Komi Shouko!MC

You're a shy and sweet individual. You suffer from extreme social anxiety and communication problems, often trembles like a leaf if you're forced to speak.

While you appear gracious on the outside, your nature is a little silly at times. You're a very detail-oriented and meticulous person. You're also curious about experiencing new stuff, often enthusiastic about it. You could also be surprisingly competitive.

Riddle:

kind of confused on why are u not speaking up

and kind of annoyed honestly

until he noticed how you're literally shaking so much

now he is concerned because????like??? are u ok????

at first he kind of just assumed you're scared of him bc of his reputation as a tyrant

so he tried to be patient and try to approach u first slowly

but then realized you're like that with everyone

so he tried asking why you're like this

ofc, no pressure. if u don't feel comfortable telling him, he won't force u!!

and if he found out why you're like this? he spends his time researching what to do to help

and now you're in riddle's lesson class

good luck😰riddle's a good teacher but u might need that goodluck

he's really patient with u and won't force u to do anything if you're still uncomfortable

will collar anyone who dared to talk abt u in a bad way bc of ur anxiety

straight up stomping their way with his uh wand??? round magic thing??? wtf is it called yolanda???? ready to swing

he's very surprised that you're competitive but its not like its not an unwelcomed surprise

will compete with u fairly

probably how yall got close idk my brain is fried after school

Leona:

thought you're scared of him too💀

so he just leaves u alone

well u had no choice but to still interact with him anyway because the god of storyline wont let yall not interact

hes observant, he'll finally notice it then

honestly? not big of a difference lol

he doesn't wanna deal with people so he mostly just leaves u alone too💀

might defend u if someone talked bad abt u tho🤔

only if its in front of him ofc

"i dont want any troublesome things to happen in front of me"

he may have said

but now u wanna be his friend

be his friend = errand runner + pillow

you'll help him with errands just fine

well sometimes

no promises with ur two friends and ur cat by ur side

but being his pillow? thats where the problem starts

literally shoots up like when a cat saw a cucumber

leona: ??????!!!!??????

u startled him so much the first time, he actually woke up for the rest of the day💀

he was annoyed but he just lets it slide bc he can't really get mad at u for smth u cant control

he'll need that level 10 friendship before he'll ever be able to make u his walking pillow

which means more effort from him head in hands

leona realizing he needs to put an effort into smth again:

he won't underestimate u or make fun of u

Azul:

he's friends with idia and even tho idia doesn't like being in crowds, that doesn't mean he's dumb

plus hes just as quiet as u when he was younger so like🤔

doesn't mean he won't try to make a contract with u

oh u want friends??? WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE A DEAL WITH HIM????

cue him and the tweels chasing u around school with a contract in hand /j

literally tried to come up with smth to help u with ur anxiety bc you're actually willing to make a contract with him

you apparently desperately want some friends bc you're pretty lonely or smth

so now azul is working his ass off to help u

whenever u help him or smth, he will think its a sign that u wanted him to hurry up with his potion to help u

listen man, he's not used to kindness alright🤷‍♀look at the people he's around with all the time

won't knock out of it until u shakily said you're just helping him just because u wanted to (and bc u wanted to be friends with him)

azul stayed awake for a whole week trying to decode what are u trying to say to him

bro almost became a human research genius

until the tweels just go "...yeah we better just say it to him before he pass or smth😰"

he ended up passing out after the tweels told him anyway

bc the exhaustion finally caught up to him

that and bc hes shocked you willingly wanted to become his friend??? after??? all???? that???

but he recovers pretty quick don't worry‼️

plays board games with u

and the tension was so bad bc yall were so competitive like chill out its just a board game😰

Kalim:

might accidentally made u uncomfortable at first bc of his extroverted vibe as idia said

quickly apologies and tried to make up to u in the most extravagant way ever

which made u even more nervous and uncomfortable💀

but it is ok! jamil is here to save the day‼️

he then spends the rest of the day telling kalim why are u shaking and looked nervous

which leads to the next day

he, unfortunately, is still very loud

so he deadass shouted ur name and ran up to u

but he gave u a whole ten page essay on why hes sorry as soon as hes in front of u so uh🤔

tried his best to tone down his enthusiasm for ur sake

more excited than u abt getting u friends than you being excited trying to gain new friends

dragged the pop music club to meet u and be friends with u

and then he dragged the second years to meet u

and then he went to drag u to meet all of his dormmates

out of everyone, hes probably the only one whos actively dragging people/dragging u around to find u some friends💀

mans even promised he'll make u meet his siblings so that they'll be ur friends

well uh with kalim by ur side, im sure you'll have more than 100 friends soon‼️

Vil:

it is ok, VIL WILL HELP😘🤗‼️

now u have like two teachers trying to help u with ur anxiety

he may be busy but he can never pass up the chance to make someone who has a lot of potential shine brighter than they alr are

will step on anyone who dared to talk bad abt ur anxiety

but then again, he doesn't wanna dirty his shoes with trash so like🤔

he tried to push u into things little by little until u get more comfortable with the change and getting out of ur comfort zone

hes very patient with u do not worry‼️

Idia:

u wont get out of ur comfort zone overnight, he understands that so that's why hes taking small steps with u until u get more comfortable

when u told him u wanted to make 100 friends??? hes all abt it

literally gave u any advice u may need to gain friends, he might even introduce u to a person or two if u ask

the savior friend to introverts who goes "excuse me, they asked for no pickles"

the one you're probably most comfortable with

i mean hes the mom friend so can't really blame u🤔🤷‍♀

is more than happy to know that you're competitive and smart

like thats a really good quality to have so he really encouraged it

more than happy to compete with u

dont think he'll go easy on u just bc he has been a little soft on u‼️

ah, if it isn't his kind of person

he kins u

you're both smart but u both have social anxiety

the only difference is that idia dislikes people and u kind of like them and wanted to be friends with them

yalls first meeting are gonna be so funny LMFOAOAOA

it was ortho's idea btw (our wingman)

literally just two people struggling to speak up to each other

but uh since yall are kind of similar to each other, its easier to get comfortable with each other🤔

Malleus:

ortho is the translator for the both of u during that time

"brother feels you're kind of relatable!"

"they said you feel relatable too, brother!"

gaming buddy

thats how yall bond

yall are really competitive abt it, ortho actually got worried friendship could be broken from this

hes probably the second or third person you're most comfortable with??🤔since u guys are so similar

but he cant really help u in social situations bc like

he doesn't even go out💀

he might help u from his ipad tho

if he feels confident enough that is

if not, he'll just make ortho go to wherever u are and help u

thought u were scared of him bc of how much u were shaking so he avoided u for ur own good💀

it takes like a week of convincing from lilia for him to even talk to u again

ah, you're just shy and is suffering from anxiety, he sees

teleports back to the library or smth to find ways to help (after yall finished talking ofc)

and honestly? he tried his best to give u advice and all that

mans even went to take some advice from lilia abt this for u

i dont think anyone will even say a thing abt ur anxiety with malleus by ur side💀

they could just mention ur name and malleus will look at their direction

which scared the students and they haven't even said anything😭⁉️

nobody wants to fuck with him thats for sure

malleus: 🤔????

he's confused on why did they stopped talking abt u when all he did was look😔

he wanted some of those juicy gossips abt u and how you're doing too yknow😔

heard of ur problem and he couldn't relate more

he too, wants some friends and is having difficulties trying to have one

suggest u two have do this quest where u both try to get friends together

bc hey!! u two will have each others' back!!

which failed pft💀friendless behavior

i mean, oh no thats so sad im so sorry

well i mean its ok!! u guys have each other ig😁!

Ace:

ur very own walking translator to people

but hes just like google translator

and by that, i mean he will give out the wrong translations sometimes

someone asked if i coukd tutor them and u wanted to say yes? ace said u said "fuck off"

someone is making fun of u? the same thing but louder and more threatening

someone is praising u and is making u uncomfortable? same thing

someone wants to eat lunch with u? same thing with the added "this table is full🙄"

doesn't really understand much why u cant speak up but tries to🤔?

he may be confused but at least he got the spirit‼️

will try to speak up for u when the professor called on u to answer some questions

which sometimes helped sometimes got u both into trouble for no reason💀

is there on ur quest to make friends

which lowkey drive them away bc they don't wanna get into trouble and all of u got into trouble often woops💀

compete with each other the most i say

it got to the point a small crowd is gathering around yall bc they're so interested in whatever u guys are competing about

be it uno, monopoly, who did the most math questions or smth, yall get so competitive abt it with each other

Deuce:

if someone makes fun of u because of ur anxiety, he will send them flying

someone is unconsciousnessly making u uncomfortable? he's alr warning them

like he straight up became a goku kinnie if someone made u uncomfy or said smth bad abt u

not even one word can get out of their mouths before they blink and deuce is in front of them with his fist up

ngl he had a hard time communicating with u too since uh

you're kind of like shaking a lot and he naturally became nervous too

so ace and deuce had to help yall warm up to each other

is really gentle and nice with u‼️

literally so scared that he might have made u uncomfortable in one way or another so he often asks for ur reassurance before anything

he usually gets u to tutor him

and hes really proud that hes ur only student that he'll wear a badge about it

honestly? he does not get these uh anxiety thing either

so he spends hours in the library and internet researching how does anxiety even work

he may be confused but at least he got the spirit‼️(2)

tried his best to help u when you're having difficulties saying smth to someone

he may butchered up a thing or two and almost made the person fight u or smth but hes a pro now‼️

literally smacks ace if he said "fuck off" again even tho thats not what u wanted to say

u wanted friends??? WELL HE CAN TRY TO HELP YES‼️⁉️

spends day and night planning how to get u 100 friends in a day💀dawg thats now humanly possible calm down

#twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia #ace trappola #deuce spade

[everythinghughes]

can u do an imagine about matching with bords or another one of the umich boys on tinder?

THOMAS BORDELEAU | STARTED WITH A SWIPE

pairing: thomas bordeleau x fem!reader,

word count: 1.7k

summary: after finally giving in to the desperation being single, you find yourself on tinder and possibly meet your perfect match.

warnings: swearing

note: thank you for requesting anon!! but also like idk how tinder works so bear with me lmao

you sigh as open the app you’ve been avoiding for so long. you hated to say it but you were desperate for anything romantic in your life and re-reading the deal just wasn’t cutting it anymore.

sorry garrett

as you mindlessly scroll through the app you swipe right on a couple of guys but mostly swipe left because you’re picky. eventually you give up and scold yourself for even opening the app again, before shutting your phone off and going to bed.

it’s a couple of days later when you get a notification on your phone informing you that you matched with someone.

oh?

you re-open the app once again and see that the guy you matched with was thomas bordeleau, a well known hockey player at your school.

you remember swiping right on him few days ago. his tattoos, good fashion sense and the fact that he played hockey were all very big selling points when you made your decision.

your phone buzzes with another notification and this time it’s a message from thomas.

thomas bordeleau: hey, what’s up?

you: nothing really, just watching a movie

thomas bordeleau: what movie?

you: 10 things i hate about you

thomas bordeleau: never seen it

you: you should watch it, it’s on netflix and one of my all time favourites

thomas bordeleau: maybe i could come over and watch it sometime

you: that was smooth

thomas bordeleau: wasn’t it?

you and thomas end up texting into the late hours of the night. you had never had such an easy conversation with guy before, so when he asked for your phone number you happily sent it to him.

-

it became apart of your routine to text thomas, whether it was something that happened during your day, a stupid tiktok you had seen on your for you page or when you were stressed with school and needed someone to vent to, thomas was there at the click of your fingertips.

but the two of you had never called each other or seen each other face to face. you had no idea what thomas even sounded like because the only form of communication you’ve had with him is text.

which is why when you heard your phone ringing and saw thomas contact lighting up your screen you grew extremely confused.

you hesitantly answer and hold the phone up to your ear “hello?”

“hey! what’s up hot stuff?” you hear who you assume is thomas yell through the phone.

“uh thomas?”

“yeah that’s my name baby.”

it’s then you hear the music blaring and loud voices in the background “are you drunk?”

“what?! me?! never! i only drank a little bit, like this much.” you have no idea what this much is and thorugh his drunk state thomas must realize it too “oh shit! you can’t see me! that’s so funny!”

“thomas-” you start but he’s quick to cut you off.

“you should come!”

“what?”

“to the party! the boys and i kicked some fucking ass tonight and you should come celebrate with us!”

you knew they had won tonight, but you were in no shape to go to a party. your hair was a mess and you’d been lying in bed all day because you had gotten your period. there was no way you’d be able to handle a party with your already pounding headache and you did not want your first time meeting thomas to be when he was drunk off his ass.

“i-i can text you the address hold on-”

“thomas i can’t come tonight.” you sigh.

you hear him gasp “why the heck not?!”

“i’m not feeling very well tonight.”

“oh.” you hear his disappointment through the phone. “a-are you okay? do you- do you need anything?”

your heart skips a beat in your chest “no i-i’m okay. you have fun though. text me tomorrow okay?”

“okay i will- shut up briss! i’m trying to talk to my girlfriend! putain sacré! (holy fuck)”

“text me when you’re sober, okay?” you ask, ignoring the way your stomach flips at the false title thomas gave you.

“au revoir mon amour!” he yells before the call ends.

you sat in laid in bed that night praying that someone got thomas in bed alive.

-

the next morning thomas woke up with a pounding headache, the previous nights events coming back to him…

drinking lots of drinking

cup pong with brendan (which they won)

calling you

more drinking

puking in a plant

thomas’ eyes fly open as he recalls his phone call to you the night before. he thinks he’s hallucinating but his nightmare only becomes a reality when he checks his phone and finds the call in his recents.

he groans because his first time speaking to you he was drunk off his ass, probably made a shitty impression and he barely remembers what your voice sounded like.

thomas makes his way downstairs to find mcdonald’s on the table. he eats a bit of it, making sure it’s gonna stay down before scarfing down the rest of it. brendan also places some aspirin in front of him, which he takes immediately.

“hey bords?” brendan calls.

“what briss?”

“when’d you get a girlfriend and when can i meet her?”

“what girlfriend?”

“well you were on the phone with some girl last night and when i tried to talk to you, you yelled at me saying that you were just trying to talk to your girlfriend.”

“i said what?! did she hear me?”

“i mean yeah probably, you were practically yelling through the phone.” he said making thomas groan.

“do you know what else is said?”

“well before interrupted, i heard you ask if she was okay and if she needed anything and then when you were saying goodbye you said something in french.”

“what did i say in french? briss what did i say?”

“how am i supposed to know?! i dont speak french and i was drunk!”

“what did it sound like?!”

“aur- evi - uoire mona mure?” brendan said in very broken and incorrect french. but thomas managed to decipher the phrase.

“au revior mon amor?” thomas asked hesitantly making brendan nod. “oh fuck me.”

brendan laughs and claps thomas on the back “i suggest you call her explain your were drunk that is if she didn’t put that together already.”

thomas nodded before going back to his bedroom, taking a quick shower before taking his phone off the charger and clicking on your contact so he could send you a text.

you were wide awake and groaning in your bed as you felt little knives stab you in the uterus when your phone binged.

thomas bordeleau: you up?

you: yeah, i’m up

then you’re receiving a call from thomas and you almost jump out of your skin because this time he’s got to be sober.

it’s just thomas y/n, relax.

you press the accept button and bring the phone to your ear

“hey.”

“how you feeling thomas? hung over?” you tease, making him groan.

“i’m so sorry about last night but i’m good now, i took some aspirin so i should be fine.”

“don’t worry about it. it was very entertaining, drunk you seems like a blast.”

“i’m always a blast. drunk, sober you name it.” he hears you laugh on the other end of the line and his entire body comes to life at the sound. “hey y/n?”

“yeah thomas?”

“what’re you doing today? are you free? maybe we could do something…”

You frown and silently curse mother nature for doing this to you on today of all days “i’d love to but i feel like absolute shit and i don’t think you want deal with my cranky ass right now.”

“is it the same thing from last night?”

“uh yeah same thing.”

“well do you need anything? i could pick you something up and bring it over.”

you hesitated because you were in need of some more tampons and snacks but were you really about to ask thomas to buy them for you?

you laugh to yourself because yeah right

it’s not twenty minutes later you hear a knock on your door and see thomas walk in with a CVS bag in his hand.

in your defence, you were desperate for snacks

“well this is a great first impression meeting me.” you sigh.

“would it shock you if i told you i’ve had worse encounters?”

“there’s no way.”

“the first day i met brendan he was stark naked and gave me a hug. naked.”

that sentence alone has you bursting into a fit of laughter and although it’s painful you’re thankful for something funny and not depressing.

thomas sets the bag on your bed. you open it to find exactly what you asked for and more. the tampons and pads, chocolate, candy, a pint of cookie dough ice cream, some more pain meds and a teddy bear. your eyes well up with tears at his extra thoughtfulness “thomas. how did you even know-”

“when i got my license i always had to go out and get my little sister this kind of stuff. it usually made her feel better so i figured… well you know-”

you sit up and hug him tightly “thank you.”

he hugs you back, pressing a kiss on top of your head “anything for you.”

“did you wanna maybe stay for a bit? we could watch a movie or something…” you ask, moving over and opening your covers slightly.

thomas nods, climbing in next to you as you grab your laptop, you lean against thomas’ chest as you open up netflix. “what should we watch?”

thomas grins wrapping his arms around you “how about 10 things i hate about you? i still haven’t seen it.”

you grin, quickly put your favourite movie on and snuggling into thomas “you really did end up coming over and watching it.”

thomas chuckles “i’m pretty smooth aren’t I?”

“oh the smoothest.” you tease.

it’s only when the movie ends and both you and thomas are both on the verge of sleep that the same thought flows thorough both your heads.

you both had found your perfect match

and it all started with a swipe.

#thomas bordeleau #umich hockey #hockey boy #hockey boy imagine #nhl imagine #san jose sharks #hockey imagine #thomas bordeleau xreader #thomas bordeleau imagine

[kylie-writes-stuff]

Too Far

pairing: rodrick heffley x gn!reader ; greg x platonic!reader (but it's mostly a sweet family fic between rodrick and greg)

warnings: cussing, rodrick thinks greg ran away/is missing, rodrick's probably ooc, uh idk what else

word count: 1.7k (why is this the longest thing i’ve written-)

summary: (takes place during rodrick rules) y/n has been a good neighbor and friend for a while now. either of the heffley boys can go to them for anything.

a/n: im a strong believer in the fact that rodrick has a soft side and he truly cares about his little brother. he doesn't show it a lot but it's there. i love rodrick so much so i wanted to try writing for him. sorry if it's ooc but i dunno, i like it. let me know what you think :)

--

You were watching tv, no clue what just happened in the house down the street, when there was a knock on the door.

You got up, groaning. Who would be here this late? 

You opened the door, somewhat annoyed, until you saw that it was... Greg? 

It was Greg, the young boy from down the street, with tears in his eyes.

You immediately wrapped an arm around him, leading him inside, “Woah, kid, what’s wrong?”

As the two of you sat back down on the couch, he choked out an answer, “R-Rodrick.”

“What did he do this time? Want me to beat his ass for you?"

A small smile crossed your face when you were able to make the boy chuckle.

He explained that him and Rodrick had a great night together but things went bad once they got home. He said that their parents found the pictures from the party last week, which you had attended, and both the boys got it trouble. But that wasn't why Greg was crying. He was crying because Rodrick was disappointed in him and said some hurtful things.

You didn't push any further. Greg was a tough kid, most of the time, so whatever Rodrick said must've been really bad.

"Wait," you said after a few minutes, "Do your parents know you're here?"

"N-no. I snuck out."

"Greg, you can't do that," you said sternly. You weren't angry, just worried.

"You and Rodrick both sneak out all the time," He tried to reason.

"That's different. We're both old enough to take care of ourselves. No offense, but you're still just a kid. If your parents find out they're gonna be worried sick."

"Can I just stay for a while longer? Please? Besides if they find out I'm gone, they'll probably check here first."

It was true. Greg and Rowley would come to your house sometimes, just to have a different place to hang out. Your parents were away a lot of the time so it worked out.

You were Greg's babysitter when he was in 5th and 6th grade. Ms. Heffley knew you were a responsible kid and she didn't exactly want Rodrick in charge. Now he's in 7th and he's trusted a bit more so you didn't have to take care of him anymore. During that time was when you and Greg got close. The two of you became friends.

You had gotten pretty close with Rodrick too. Especially since you had a lot of the same classes in school. The two of you had similar interests so you would hang out sometimes.

Of course, you couldn't say no to Greg.

You two sat and watched whatever he wanted to watch. You told him that he could have whatever he wanted from the kitchen, it didn't matter. He immediately searched for ice cream, making you laugh.

Soon there was another knock on the door. This time you looked out the peep hole.

"It's Rodrick," you whispered to Greg.

"I'm not here!" He whispered back, running up the stairs.

You waited until he was all the way upstairs, before you opened the door, "Rodrick? Hey, what's up?"

He looked back at you with panicked eyes, "(Y/n), you gotta helped me."

You ushered him in, just as you had done with his younger brother not long ago, and you two sat down. "Of course, what is it?"

"Well I- me and Greg got into a fight I guess? I said some stuff I shouldn't have. I- Fuck, (Y/n), I messed up... I took it too far."

You gently put a hand on his knee, "Hey, relax. You're okay. What do you mean you took it too far?"

"I told him that... I said 'you might be my brother, but you'll never be my friend'. W-We got in trouble for something and I got mad at him. Obviously I don't mean it, i-it just kinda slipped out."

"Okay, well, we both how Greg is. I'm sure he'll understand if you just tell him and apologize. You two will be fine," you offered him a soft smile.

To your surprise, he shook his head.

"That's not what I need your help with."

"Oh," was all you could say.

"I went to check on him a while ago because he's never been in this much trouble, I wanted to make sure he was okay. Mom and Dad were already asleep. I- I went into his room and... and he was gone. (Y/n), I don't know what to do."

You pulled him into a hug, him quickly latching onto you. You gently ran your fingers through his hair. "It's okay Rodrick. I'll help you find him."

Of course, you knew where he was. But you wouldn't give away Greg's spot if he didn't want you too.

Rodrick looked up at you, "You will?"

"Of course, let me get a jacket and we'll go."

You went up the stairs and into your room, where Greg was sitting on your bed.

"Dude, he-"

"I heard all of it. I understand."

"Oh good," you said, waking to your closet to get a jacket, "So, do you forgive him?"

"Of course, he's my brother," The two of you smiled.

As you pulled on your jacket, you asked, "Well what do you wanna do? He's ready to go searching for you."

"Maybe you two can drive around for a while and come back, and i'll just be on the sidewalk around here? I don't know, I just don't him to get at you for lying." He suggested.

You thought about it, nodding.

"Okay... but be careful, alright? Stay in here for like 15 minutes, then you can go out."

You went back downstairs and grabbed your keys. Rodrick followed you out and into your car.

"He couldn't have gone far, right?" He asked, bouncing his knee up and down.

"Nah, i'm sure he stayed close. Lets just check the neighborhood, yeah?" You said.

You drove around, one hand on the steering wheel and the other on the center console where Rodrick was holding it tightly.

--

"H-he can't be gone. (Y/n), he can't!"

Of course, you haven't "found" Greg yet. Rodrick was freaking out.

You pulled over and pressed a soft kiss to his knuckles, his hand still in yours.

"Hey, Rod, it's okay. We'll find him, I promise."

Rodrick shook his head, his eyes becoming glossy. You felt bad for letting him believe Greg was really gone for so long, but you told Greg you'd stick with his plan. And you were true to your word.

"What if we don't?" His voice cracked.

"We will, I promise. But it's getting late and you should rest. We'll go looking for him first thing in the morning. I bet you he probably went to Rowley's house."

"Yeah... yeah, that makes sense," Rodrick nodded. "Thank you."

"You know I'd do anything for you. For Greg, too. I love that kid."

Rodrick smiled, hearing you speak so fondly of his younger brother. In that moment, he knew everything would work out.

You started driving back to the cul-de-sac you guys lived on. Rodrick leaned his head against the window and started to dose off, his hand still holding yours tightly.

Then you saw it. Greg walking on the sidewalk, just like he said he would.

"Rodrick! Dude!" You shook him awake.

"Huh? What?" He woke up, startled.

"Look!" You pointed over to Greg while pulling over.

Rodrick saw him and as soon as you stopped the car, he opened the door and stumbled out.

"Greg!" He called out to his younger brother.

Before Greg could even turn around, Rodrick had him engulfed in a hug. The display of affection obviously took Greg by surprised.

"Don't ever do that again," Rodrick paused, trying to come up with some sort of insult, "... dumbass."

"I won't, I promise."

You watched as the two brothers smiled at each other. A rare occurrence for sure, but a nice one.

Rodrick lightly pushed Greg towards the car and they both got in.

"Hey (Y/n)." Greg said from the back seat.

"Hey, kid, glad you're safe," You smiled back at him.

"Yeah."

"Had this guy close to bursting into tears," You snickered, gesturing towards Rodrick and trying to lighten the mood.

"Don't tell him that!" Rodrick mumbled as he nudged your arm. This only made you and Greg giggle more.

You saw a smile form on Rodrick's lips, despite him trying to hide it. Laughter was, indeed, contagious.

You poked his cheek, making him chuckle.

You started to drive towards the Heffley house, the mood in the car now light and playful. You pulled into their driveway and unlocked the doors.

"Go inside, twerp. I'll catch up." Rodrick said.

"Okay," Greg smiled, getting out and heading towards the door.

"(Y/n)... thank you." Rodrick said, his voice softer as he looked down at his shoes.

"For what?"

"I dunno, everything. I mean, who would get up in the middle of the night and help some loser look for their little brother?"

"Oh c'mon, Rodrick. I'd go to the ends of the earth for you or that kid. It's no big deal, really." You said.

"It is to me. Thank you," He finally looked up at you, and you could see the sincerity in his eyes.

"Anytime."

"Can I- um... can I try something?" He asked. His eyes darted away from you for a split second.

"Well, uh, yeah. Sure." You said, curious to as what wants to do.

Suddenly, Rodrick put his hand on your cheek and leaned in. You felt his lips press against yours softly and closed your eyes. The kiss lasted only a little bit, but it felt much longer.

You couldn’t lie. It felt amazing. Kissing Rodrick just felt so... right. It’s like your lips were made for each other.

He pulled back a little and you smiled, laughing softly.

"Is- Is that a good thing?" He asked.

"I dunno, you tell me."

You leaned in and kissed him again. He was quick to kiss back. Eventually you leaned back.

"You should get inside," Another kiss, "Don't want you getting in more trouble."

Rodrick's usual confidence came back and he smirked, "If it's for you, it's worth it."

"Shut up!" You laughed.

He chuckled and pecked your cheek, before walking to the door.

As you pulled into your own driveway, you smiled.

Your relationship with Rodrick Heffley had changed tonight. But you know it had changed for the better.

#rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley x reader #rodrick x reader #diary of a wimpy kid #diary of a wimpy kid rodrick #rodrick heffley x y/n #rodrick heffley fanfic #rodrick heffley imagine