#you kill me

[izvmimi]

sorry!! is this one better?

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

ngl i would fill out this version

#mimi replies #treasures: ana #you KILL me

[anneeeboleyn]

Amrit & Amala : Angst

i despise amrit doobay but goddamn i teared up at the soulmatism angst.

#kali call of darkness #kcd #rc kcd #romance club #amrit doobay #amala basu #soulmatism #you kill me #I kill you #amrit doobay is still the last man on earth I will ever romance #angst #killian lightwood #lima berg #ratan vaish

[hamartia-grander]

Leto and Connor sitting in a tree

Staring at back muscles he he he

(I jk, xoxoxo)

#sadjhsfhdgd #I love you #you kill me #dbh #dbh connor #asks #cerberusdreams

[hier--soir]

alp like alpo like bark bark like me at alp joel 💀

YEEEEEEEEP AGREED

#you kill me #jess replies #ALP

[writeouswriter]

If I had a nickel for every mid level thriller rom com movie I’ve watched in the past year with a hitman named frances as the lead, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

#not writing #movies #mr. right #you kill me #mr right 2015 #you kill me 2007

[saenora]

had this headcanon sometime ago which was about sae and like, for every bedtime he'd say goodnight and go to sleep on his corner of the bed, however every morning (if you had the chance of waking up earlier than him) you find yourself quite literally wrapped and cocooned by his entire body. which therefore i conclude with itoshi sae being an inherently clingy man who loves just staying with u

THATS SO TRUE EIGHT!! TAHTS HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN HILL... I DO HC HE LOVES SKIN CONTACT!! like sleep without a shirt mext to him always.. he loves to feel the warmth of your body.. it invadess his cold heart.. he loves the feeling of he gets in his stomach when you hold him. PMEASE HOLD HIM ALWAYS.

#EIGHT THIS MAN IS A CLINGUEST BITCH BUT WOULD NEVER ADMIT CONSIOUSLG #KEY IS TO GET HIM DRUNK AND HE'll SPEW THE SWEETEST SHIT 🥹 #EVERYDAY NOT WAKING UO NEXT TO HIM IS TORTUREEE #EIGHT !!! 🫶 #sae itoshi #YOU KILL ME

[strawberrystepmom]

For the record, I do not like that man past an appreciative, “Thank god target was only had the small sized r shirts in stock”

LMFAOJLSDJFSDJK NOT SMALL SIZED.....gojo with the vacuum sealed xxs tshirt in these latest chapters is rly gege apologizing for everything else he has done

#answered #you kill me

[starboy14176]

killing you slowly with like 6 sentence blurbs is more devastating than any one-shot I could write

(although I can also do those)

I need to go inside ur brain to get all the 6 sentence tumblr posts about blur out. I need all of them. Oh my god

#I need to write the blur fic. I HAVE. A LITTLE BIT OF IT OK. IM GOING TO WRITE IT. AUHAHAJANAHA #he kills me #YOU kill me #I love ur. writing. ok. ur so good at it

[xxcallmemaryxx]

The second I can figure it out. Man, I'd even become a Fender and I don't like Fender (Schecter 4 Life baybee).

HAHAHAHAHA SAINT

So what did you find out?? Do we need to dance naked together under the full moon, light a few candles and say a few chants? I’ll make sure to send your guitar self right into Dews hands.

#wine spilt #I fucking love you Saint #you kill me

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

#like how fnv lets you run right up to a deathclaw at like lvl one and then you die #it's good #let me do stupid shit and let it have consequences #even if those consequences are just “yeah driving into a gas giant kills you stupid”

[bardofavon]

not to be controversial bc I know this is like…not in line with shifting opinions on fanfic comment culture but if there’s a glaring typo in my work I will NOT be offended by pointing it out. if ao3 fucks up the formatting…I will also not be offended by having this pointed out…

‘looking forward to the next update’ and ‘I hope you update soon!’ are different vibes than a demand, and should be read in good faith because a reader is finding their way to tell you how much they love it. I will not be mad at this.

‘I don’t usually like this ship but this fic made me feel something’ is also incredibly high praise. I’m not going to get mad at this.

even ‘I love this fic but I’m curious about why you made [x] choice’ is just another way a reader is engaging in and putting thought into your work.

I just feel like a lot of authors take any comment that’s not perfectly articulated glowing praise in the exact manner they’re hoping to receive it in bad faith.

fic engagement has been dropping across the board over the last several years, and yes it’s frustrating but it isn’t as though I can’t see how it happens. comment anxiety can be a real thing. the last thing anyone wants to do is offend an author they love, and that means sometimes people default to silence.

idk where I’m going with this I guess aside from saying unless a comment is outright attacking me I’m never going to get mad at it, and I think a lot of authors should feel the same way. ESPECIALLY TYPOS PLZ GOD POINT OUT MY TYPOS.

#ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction #tbh even if I got a comment that said ‘I hate you I’m going to kill your family’ on chapter 75 it still means they read 75 chapters first…. #it just makes me sad to see so many writers shouting into the void #and also see ppl complain openly about the specific types of comments they receive #posting screenshots on Reddit like ‘should I be mad at this’ CALM DOWN #sigh

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

#batman #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc comics #icb i posted this w/o tags the first time #what is wrong w me #superman: where do you find these kids #bruce: they just show up tbh #especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up #anyone: so which one is really robin? #bruce: they are all really robin. #bruce: dick wanted to kill a man. #jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY. #tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me #stephanie also wanted to kill a man. #damian did kill a man. or two. #YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark

[wastrelwoods]

god i really thought you people were lying about laios and kabru just for the sake of pretending like there is a gay little thing going on when its questionably textual at best but this shit is for real fascinating. unprecedented. master manipulator kabru playing both sides operating behind six layers of sublimated yaoi to obsessively plot laios' downfall. and on the other side of the coin notable Grade A Grass-Fed Freak laios touden experiencing a completely normal crush on the first pretty man to demonstrate polite interest in his passions and hobbies. i can only imagine laios is gonna be out here milking minotaurs like 'hm. if kabru was here now...i wonder if he would enjoy this too..... that would be nice (:' whilst kabru is pacing a deep furrow in the cobblestones clear on the other side of the dungeon vowing up and down that he will commit to sucking laios' dick meat clean off the bone if it might bring him one step closer to seeing his head on a pike

#if you spoil me for dungeon meshi ill kill you #dungeon meshi #labru