#youth pastoral

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[potatobugz]

oops all craig and tweek

#south park #sp #creek #sp creek #craig tucker #tweek tweak #clyde donovan #hes there too. he gets to third wheel because i think its really funny #feldspar #super craig #wonder tweek #imp tweek #youth pastor craig #first image is live feldspar reaction #potatart

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Scadrian Youth Pastor voice: Yes! Slay queen! *Sits on a chair in the hip way (backwards)* but let me tell you about a Queen who literally slayed: Vin, the Ascendent Warrior...

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #mistborn #Scadrian Youth Pastor

[romantikdream]

WWOOOOO OPENEA TU HART 4 SALBATIO

#south park #south park fanart #south park creek #creek #craig south park #sp craig #sp creek #tweek south park #sp tweek #imp tweek #youth pastor craig #phone destroyer #fanart #creek fanart #my ships #anime aesthetic #yaoi #yes the yaoi tag is a joke

[galvanyc-flapper]

Happy pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

#south park #fanart #creek fanart #sp creek #craig tucker #craig x tweek #super craig #youth pastor craig #tweek tweak #tweekxcraig #sp tweek #fanart south park #tweekposting #south park craig

[self-aware-sawtrap]

jesus fight BACK. those fags from saw 2004 have more works on ao3 than you

#youth pastor voice sure adam faulkner stanheight was pretty cool…but you know who else was in a gay situationship #saw #saw franchise #sawposting #saw 2004 #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #chainshipping

[osmanthusoolong]

I’d actually never heard the term before, despite having spent significant time being tattooed, knowing artists, and working in a tattoo shop. So I looked it up and no, it’s not shock, lmao. Like obviously, very clearly not. Some people end up having a very mild immune response to it, very rarely someone is allergic to something used (been there once, though it was just called “adhesive allergy”), or some degree of drop/crash after being nervous/excited that happens to lots of people after any big event. (The description sounds like con drop or post marathon blues, post theatre stuff. It’s not at all uncommon.) Adrenaline crashes are real and do suck, and can make you more vulnerable to illnesses, which is why you do proper aftercare and take it easy and do infection prevention stuff. But hey, it’s always just a conspiracy by the evil tattoo industry to trick people into a totally life-threatening situation that they’re too stupid to understand the risks of as they destroy their pristine bodies.

#posts written by a youth pastor’s most conservative grandparent I guess #you do have to take proper care afterwards including food and rest to avoid adrenaline crashes

[xianta]

yo part 3 drop lets go

[Part 1] [Part 2]

#south park #sp creek #tweek tweak #craig tucker #tweek x craig #south park creek #xianta art #craig x tweek #creek demon au #imp tweek #youth pastor craig

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was finally able to prove that my youth pastor stole my fortune cookie 10 years ago but my friends just looked at me like I was off my meds and were like, get over it.

#dream #youth pastor #theft

[liberalsarecool]

White conservative man. #NotTrans #NotDrag

Children are not safe around these men. We have the mugshots to prove it. #YouthPastor

#youth pastor

[beanbagstab]

The moment I saw these little gay boys I binged so much South Park via tik tok and yet I have barely scratched the surface

#sp creek #sp tweek #sp craig #sp #south park #sp fanart #sp fandom #tweek tweak #craig tucker #demon tweek #youth pastor craig #eighty percent of what I know regarding their background info comes from fanfics #the rest is from tik tok #my art

[idioticvamp]

aw how adorab- oh sorry how scary ooo

#south park #south park fanart #sp fanart #tweek tweak #craig tucker #craig x tweek #sp art #sp creek #sp phone destroyer #imp tweek #youth pastor craig #[idiotic art]

[m4rscreek]

imp tweek and youth pastor craig 🔥

#creek fanart #creek south park #creek sp #imp tweek #youth pastor craig #craig tucker #tweek x craig #tweek tweak #craig tucker south park #tweek tweak south park #south park #south park fanart #sp fanart #i love drawing them aaa #tbh this didnt take me long to draw which is surprising #gay

[mutedpirate]

rawr

#sp creek #south park #tweek tweak #sp tweek #craig tucker #sp craig #imp tweek #youth pastor craig #creek

[mattmurdeaux]

MATT MURDOCK LOOKOGRAPHY RATING

(As based on Hotness, Appeal, and Overall Yumminess)

HIGHEST RATED: 100 % Black Suit, Tuxedo, Shirtless, Smedium NYPD Shirt

LOWEST RATED: 45% Stick Cosplay

CRITICS CONSENSUS: "Matthew Murdock is an absolute ethereal, beautiful, show-stopping, gorgeous human being regardless of his sartorial choices." (Certified HOT at 100%)

AUDIENCE REVIEW: "Matt ur hot af." (Certified Down Bad for this disaster Catholic man)

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #an upgraded and updated version of my post last year if anyone remembers that 😂 #had to include the youth pastor flannel look from she-hulk 💕 #sorry to anyone who likes the hobo jacket look but i had to give it a rotten score 😅 he looks like stick in it 😬 #and i liked the yellow dd suit enough not to give it a rotten score lol #marvel #mcu

[guardian-angle22]

Tarlos Wedding Celebration Event [Week 6] -> favorite outfit(s)-> Carlos

#911 lone star #911lsedit #carlos reyes #tarlosweddingevent #tarlosweddingcelebration #tw: food #I tried to have two for each season like I did with tk but... I just couldn't #as much as I can respect the wardrobe choices for the symbolism it was going for with the gabriel comparison.. #I just dont personally vibe with the ~hip texan youth pastor look~ he had going in s4 😬 #but! that's okay cause it allowed me to fit in both carlos with his glasses AND in his cute little socks #also bonus points for being one of the very few times we see one of them not wearing shoes in their damn home lmao #my gifs