#youtube comments you're fucking ruining me

[thedogwhoisachair]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

#that's fucking parvesh cheena you're talking about. greatest actor of our time. from the lady and the tramp live action movie #youtube comments you're fucking ruining me

[pagodazz]

Emh fans when they're asked to stop sexualizing Evan Jennings and his characters because it makes him and his wife uncomfortable:

hope y'all are so happy with yourself for going against his wishes and being fucking freaks to him. You're all why he's barely online anymore. you cannot behave and you cannot be normal and you all have ruined what could be a very fun fandom.

Everyone in this fandom sees Evan as a piece of meat basically, you all only care about his character because Evan is a good looking guy. I mean!! let's be real here!!! let me quiz you on the lore!!! let me see just how fucking much you know about ALL the characters. let me see how much you ACTUALLY give a shit. Because all any of you do is post about how attractive you find Evan/habit and it's honestly so annoying.

I'm not saying you can't compliment him??? or appreciate his looks?? but drawing him in sexually compromising positions, writing in great detail about what you want him to do to you (PUBLICLY. no one gives a SHIT what you fucking do in private.) Or you're fucking mixing up habit and Evan, and just acting like you know his story when CLEARLY the most of you have watched habit compilations on YouTube and NOTHING else.

You cannot even convince me otherwise because I deal with people coming in my comments all the time asking about BASIC INFORMATION. like IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE PRINCETON TAPES ????? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK????? YOU NEED THAT FOR THE SERIES. YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND HALF THE THINGS WITHOUT IT???????

This isn't saying you can't write fanfiction or shit like that this is JUST SAYING BE RESPECTFUL?????? these slenderverse actors ARE NOT A LIST CELEBRITIES. they're not like fucking Oscar Isaac or whoever people are obsessed with right now. THEY'RE NOT FAMOUS. THIS IS NICHE. THIS IS NOT POPULAR MEDIA 😭😭😭😭

Emh literally made NO money from their series, they didn't create it to gain anything like that. they created something fun and NOW YOU ALL ARE THE REASON THEY HAVE NO PART IN THIS FANDOM ANYMORE.

you robbed them of being able to love their creation and I hope you're all happy about that honestly because it seems like this fandom is only gonna get worse in this area. and I'm deeply disappointed.

edit: I would like to add one thing, Vincent caffarello had to deal with situations of extreme sexualization as well, and his got to the point to where he had to leave. Vinnie used to be very involved with the fandom, he even used to read fanfic which he had to stop doing because people would be writing characters to SEXUALLY ASSAULT HIM or others and he just couldn't continue to read things like that. He delt with minors sending him explicit photos and messages and that's literally all kinds of FUCKED UP. He did NOT want to be involved with that stuff.

It's like when Evan had someone impersonate him to try to get with minors. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT OBJECTS FOR YOU TO SEEK OUT PLEASURE WITH. THEY ARE PEOPLE.

they are HUMAN.

if they were women?? would you be doing this as much??? or would you realize how messed up it really is.

#everymanhybrid #slenderverse #emh #marble hornets #vinny everyman #vinnie everyman #habit emh #habit #jeff emh #evan emh #evan myers #evan jennings #mlandersen0 #darkharvest00

[vivwritesfics]

Keep on Rolling - MV1

Chapter Five

Summary: Lando's best friend having feelings for anyone on the grid? Impossible, right? She worked with them, sharing her friendship with the grid with the world via the FormulaY/N youtube channel.

After film a video including... spicy water (alcohol), everything changes between her and a certain world champion. Good thing she hasn't had a crush on him since his F1 debut, right?

Right?

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"Hey man," Lando said to Max one evening at dinner. It was drivers only, simply because Y/N was too busy working. Everybody wanted her there, but she couldn't spare the time.

Max looked at Lando with a polite smile, too busy eating to say anything.

"You let Y/N interview you?"

He nodded his head, still eating.

"Oh. Well, the rest of us ran away. We didn't trust it not to be a prank," Lando continued. "Why didn't you?"

Max stopped eating to look at him. "Do you have a problem with that?"

"What? No. I just want to know what you're doing with my best friend," answered Lando. This was starting to piss him off. "I don't care what you do, as long as you don't do anything to hurt her."

Max simply scoffed. He didn't have any intentions with Y/N. Whatever happened, happened. If that took them down the romantic route, so be it.

"Don't worry," he said, returning his attention to his food. "I don't plan on hurting her." He ate ignoring Lando and every other driver sat around the table. There was a good few minutes where Lando stared at him, something like disgust written on his face. He didn't mean to be pulling such a face, but he couldn't help it when it came to Y/N

***

Y/N's eyes hurt as she stared at the emails on her screen. "What the fuck," she whispered, pinching the bridge of her nose. It was seeming more and more impossible to find a moment of peace for her.

You need to look at this and give a statement, ASAP, the email said. This is the second time this has happened in the space of a month. How does this keep happening? You need to watch yourself to make sure it doesn't happen again

She read the email a couple of times over before clicking the link.

It was an Instagram post that had gone viral within the F1 community. Pictures of her with the drivers, hidden away in hotel rooms. Moments that nobody but Y/N and the drivers involved should have pictures of.

Her having dinner in Lando's apartment, Y/N and Charles walking through the hallway of a hotel together. There was one occasion where she, Lando and Carlos had snuck up to the roof of the hotel. Somehow that picture was in the post.

The worst one, though? There was a picture of Y/N and Max laying together. It must have been after the drunken quiz video, after they had fallen asleep against each other. It was such an intimate moment, a moment meant for the two of them and nobody else.

They were pictures nobody should have had. Who had taken them? Where had they come from? How did this account have them?

But then Y/N scrolled down to the comments

Username: omg she's such a whore

Username: You'd think this years championship would be interesting since she's sleeping with the whole grid

Username: I've never liked her

Username: She ruined Lando

Username: yeah I liked Carlando better before it involved her

They just went on and on like that. Thousands of them. For every supportive comment, there seemed to be two negative ones. It was horrible. How was she supposed to put out a statement about it.

So, she pulled out her phone and did the only thing she knew to do.

Ten minute later, there was a knock at her door. Y/N wiped her tears and ran to pull it open. "Oh thank god," she said through a sob and wrapped her arms around him.

Lando walked her further into the room and pushed the door shut behind him. “Tell me what happened,” he said and sat her down on her bed. He sat beside her and Y/N instantly placed her head on his shoulder.

"People are horrible," she sniffed as she pulled up the Instagram account.

Taking her phone from her hand, Lando scrolled through the pictures before getting to the comments. As he read them, his grip on Y/N was tight, growing tighter with every horrible comment.

"I've never seen these before," said Lando as he scrolled back up to the pictures. From the way they were taken, they couldn't have been fan pictures - they must have come from someone right there with them.

Lando pressed his finger against the power button and dropped Y/N's phone into his lap. He pulled her close, running his fingers through her hair. "Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this."

There was nothing they could do that night. So Y/N locked the door, double checked the lock and then pushed her bedside table up against it.

Y/N and Lando fell asleep together, spread out across the bed. They'd fallen asleep together several times before. They'd been doing it since they were kids, sharing a bed on sleepovers. It was a habit that hadn't died and had only taken breaks when either of them were dating.

"Promise everything is going to be okay?" Y/N muttered in her sleep as she rolled towards the door.

Lando's answer was a snore.

***

Max was used to his phone blowing up over night. He was a world famous Formula One driver, it was bound to happen. But, when he scrolled through his notifications this time, everything was different.

Pictures, none of which he had seen before. He was in some, but the one thing every picture had in common was Y/N. Max ignored all the pictures that didn't have him in the, all the pictures but the last one. The one of him in bed with her/

Nobody had been in the room with them, Max had made sure of it.

His phone vibrated in his hand. But it wasn't who Max hoped it would be. It wasn't the girl he had been pictured with. It was his father. Jos Verstappen. Just the man Max didn't want to be speaking to.

He swiped his finger across the screen and pressed his phone to his ear.

Have you ever been berated by an angry Dutchman almost to the point of tears. Max had. He'd been berated by his father so many times before. Even now, as a twenty five year old, it still stung just as much as it had when he was a child.

Jos ran through the list of all of the news article headlines he had read that morning. All of them about his son and the youtuber that had been following the grid around like a lost dog.

As much as Max wanted to defend her, Jos didn't give him the chance. He sat there in silence as his dad shouted at him down the phone. When Jos finally hung up, Max let out a sigh.

Suddenly there was a knock at his hotel room door. Now in a foul mood, Max stood and opened up the door.

"Hey," he said, letting his visitor in.

The visitor said nothing and walked into his room. "You need to stay away from Y/N."

Max stared at Lando. He said nothing, just stared, so Lando continued. "Stay away from her. Stop falling asleep with her, stop going near her. She doesn't need you to fuck up her life."

Max sat himself back on his bed and patted his thighs in a repetitive pattern. He'd just gotten enough of this from his father, he didn't need this from Lando, too. "What gives you the right?" he asked. "Why can't she make her own decisions?"

"She doesn't know what she wants," Lando spat.

Max shook his head. "I think you're wrong," he said. "I think she knows what she wants and you're unwilling to listen to her."

Suddenly Lando was very close to him, getting in his face. "Stay the fuck away from her," he growled and marched out of the room.

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[miley1442111]

Hi love :) I was wondering if you wouldn't mind doing a little something for Derek Morgan? Where reader and Derek have a similar dynamic to Chandler and Monica from friends, maybe something similar to that one scene where Monica gets called high-maintenance and can't stop thinking about it and Chandler comforts her by saying that whilst you may be a little above the average maintence level (or something around those lines, it's been like 2 years since I last watched friends 😅), he's just like, "it's okay, because I like... maintaining you?".

Btw I'm obsessed with your fics I just finished reading all your Aaron fics in one go. Thank you so much my love! <333

omg i love this ideaaaa so much (Truth be told I've never watched friends once so i did in fact have to look this scene up on youtube)

i hope you enjoy!!

a/n: intended for fem or male reader, so imagine what you like:)))))))))

summary: you're not high maintenance, right?

pairing: derek morgan x reader

warnings: general criminal minds topics, mild insecurities

High-maintenance. You weren’t high maintenance, right? 

It had been a throw-away comment from earlier in the week, something funny David had said. Though it stuck with you, making you question if you were high-maintenance or not. 

Was it high maintenance to ask your boyfriend to drive you to the gym? To ask him to get you a coffee? To ask his opinion on things? To ask him to help you with something?

You were going over it constantly in your head, so much so, that you’d decided to change. 

Him getting you coffee turned into you getting him coffee. Him helping you on cases turned into you practically ignoring him unless you were alone, or at home. Him giving his opinion on anything you’d usually ask him to give his opinion on, turned into never asking his opinion. Him driving you to the gym turned into you walking there and back alone. Maybe that one was a mistake… 

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You sat in the passenger seat of his car, the rain had ruined your hair, your active clothes sticking to your body, and his voice droning on in a lecture of why it wasn’t safe to walk home at 11pm alone. 

“I mean I seriously don’t understand baby, why can’t you just let me pick you up?-” he was worried. The kind of worry that made someone pissed off. 

“Why can’t I just let you pick me up, Derek?” You mocked. “I fucking wonder why.” 

“You wanna’ tell me something baby?” He cocked his head to the side, glancing at you quickly. 

“No,” you mumbled. 

“What is wrong with you this week? We’re barely spending any time together, you won’t let me drive you anywhere, you’re acting like I’m not there at work-”

“I’m trying Derek, alright. Give me a fucking break,” you huffed.

“What are you ‘trying’ to do?” He asked, genuine confusion coating his words. 

You just sighed and left the car as he parked it outside your shared apartment. You stood in the elevator, his jacket around your shoulders, feeling silly. Why had you let him pick you up? Oh yeah, three guys were following you. Probably the safer choice, though it didn’t make you feel any less childish. 

You’re so high maintenance, a voice in your head nagged and you slipped his jacket off and handed it to him. 

“Baby, can you just talk to me?” he asked, pulling the emergency stop button and turning to you. 

“About what?” You started the elevator again, wanting to ignore whatever issue he thought you two had. 

“Baby, if I did something-”

“You did nothing,” you reassured him with a sad chuckle.

“Then what’s wrong?” He asked, taking your hand in his. “Please talk to me.”

You looked down at his hand, a sad smile on your face. “It’s nothing.”

“Tell me anyway,” he chuckled, pressing a kiss to your cheek. 

“Do you think I’m high maintenance?” You asked, scared of his answer. 

He smiled down at you and sighed. “You’re a little high maintenance.”

“Oh…” you sighed. So Dave was right. Everything he’d said was right. Derek probably finds you so annoying. He probably hates you.

“But I like getting to do the maintenance. I like taking care of you,” he smirked, pressing a kiss to your cheek. “I’m glad you let me take care of you.”

“What?” You stared at him and he pressed a kiss to your lips. 

“I like maintaining you,” he repeated and a smile spread across your face. 

Who listens to Rossi anyway?

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criminal minds masterlist :) - requests are open! :)

#criminal minds #criminal minds imagine #bau team #criminal minds fandom #criminal minds fic #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid #derek morgan x y/n #derek morgan #derek morgan x reader #derek morgan fanfiction #david rossi #jason gideon #elle greenaway #aaron hotchner

[whywoulditho]

"the fandom ruined mha" is one of those vastly popular opinions that i've never quite understood. because they honestly...weren't as bad as people made it seem??? i swear people with zero fandom experience will see a thirteen year old in cheap cosplay having fun and say shit like "ew i hate this fandom you're ruining it" like maybe leave the goddamn kid alone??

mha has a very large fan community, and what makes it a little different than most other anime fandoms is that mha was specifically targeted for a global audience. they did their best to avoid any quirks and cliche tropes of anime that would go over non-japanese' heads. the art style is pretty cartoonish and it's got lots of references to western comics. there's a whole ass movie set in the US. what i'm trying to say is that a large, international fandom was always what they were going for, and it was well received. it was one of those shows that you'd kind of had to watch if you wanted to be in anime spaces back in like 2016-2018. mind you this is when even aot wasn't that popular. and when something is so popular, there's gonna be lot of weird people in the fandom. BECAUSE most of them will be people who have never been in fandom spaces before. the "cringy mha fans" that were the butt of every joke in anime discord were more of than not minors having just been introduced to anime or fandom culture as a whole. there were lots of weird stuff, i admit. but was it ever really that serious? like why couldn't yall just leave those people alone??

another thing people just couldn't stop talking about was how there were way too many ships in the fandom but 1) why is that a bad thing? and 2) of course there were gonna be a lot of ships in a show that introduced TWO WHOLE CLASSROOMS OF TEENAGERS AS THE MAIN CAST who interacted all the time. not to mention all the students from other hero schools, upperclassmen, pro heroes & teachers. there are like a million characters in this show and the more characters the more potential ships -it's fucking common sense. i think what really happened there was that people outside of the fandom looked at the fanmade content and thought the fandom must have been obsessed with ships. when in reality i think the fans were really chill about it. most of them were multishippers, they didn’t mind the other pairings. i understand that for an outsider's eye all the ships and disclose must've looked chaotic but in fandom spaces people know how to filter the content they engage with so there really arent any serious "ship wars" going on anywhere except for maybe instagram comments.

i am not saying all the ships were unproblematic, there were some pretty weird ships going on too, but honestly i thought half of them were jokes? or at least crackships? and if you compared the number of fics those kind of pairings have on ao3 to the more family friendly ones you'd see that there really weren't an actual fanbase for any of those weird ass pairings.

i think the core of mha fandom has never been as chaotic as others thought it was. mha fans were interested in the story, the fights & the character development while casually enjoying ships as well. it wasn't that serious until yall started bullying a bunch of kids online. with the rise of tiktok and the boredom the pandemic caused there were a huge amount of amateur content. i'm not saying i've never seen a mha fan being genuinely cringe. i just think the mature response to those posts would have been leaving the poor kids alone.

yesterday i've seen a youtube video about how awful mha fans are and this guy just showed a clip of a bunch of cosplayers outside of what was probably an anime convention dancing to gangnam style and he was going on and on about how annoying they are. and it made me so angry because where the fuck did these anime fan bourgeoisie snobs come from telling people they can't have fun at FUCKING ANIME CONVENTIONS??? i dont know if you've ever been to one but an anime con is basically the only place that's supposed to be safe to do cringe shit like that. everyone goes to those things in cosplay, some better than others. but last i checked everyone was pretty nice to each other, complimenting each other's costumes, asking to take photos. the cosplays don't have to be good, they don't even have to be complete. a convention is the one place you can show up in a wig you bought off ebay and a costume you finished making the night before. i dont know what yall are on but people go to those events to have fun. not to be filmed and made fun of. and from my personal experience having been in fandom spaces since middle school, someone who dances to gangnam style in a cheap todoroki cosplay is an infinitely nicer person than the stuck-up loser who makes a video complaining about it

#long post #fandom #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #ships #cosplay #i talk

[starglitterz]

serendipity. (vii)

─── chapter 7 ! ~ my bff thinks she’s sherlock holmes (…what?)

summary; when you, a waitress at the local coffee shop, are paired up with the new recruit scaramouche, you’re pretty sure both of you are going to get fired within a week. he’s just quit being a social media influencer and after being forced to work here to make ends meet, he’s ready to let everyone there know how much he hates it. the worst part? you can’t shake the feeling that you know him from somewhere. but as he slowly warms up to you, scaramouche realises that having a fresh start isn’t that bad after all, and perhaps the two of you meeting like this was pure serendipity.

a/n; hiii it's me again ! i'm so back >:) hope you missed serendipity bc i definitely did hehehe,,, also for further context on some details mentioned in this chapter, you should totally read cynosure 👀 (shameless self-promo LOL) anyways i hope u enjoy this chapter !!

warning(s); a lot of swearing, scuffed pics 😔

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private messages #1 !

phone call !

incoming call from kokomi at 1.30 p.m.

kokomi: hi, y/n! it's your lunch break now, right?

y/n: yep! i'm surprised you remember.

kokomi: hey! i just visited you the other day, my memory isn't that bad!!

y/n: yeah, yeah, whatever you say. anyways, what did you want to tell me? it sounded important.

kokomi: well��� you know how we met childe and signora the other day, right?

y/n: yeah, i could barely believe they knew scara. i mean, this is the same guy who complains about the stray cats making a mess outside the cafe but still leaves leftovers for them. i wouldn't have expected him to have such famous friends.

kokomi: me too. and i actually wanted to talk to you about that.

y/n: why, what is it?

kokomi: i was curious about how scaramouche knew them, so i asked gorou to do a little digging.

y/n: what? kokomi, why would you do that?

kokomi: this guy shows up out of nowhere and ayaka hires him, and it turns out he has friends in such high places? it's suspicious!

y/n: what the fuck, kokomi? what's gotten into you? this is my colleague we're talking about. he's literally just some random guy ayaka hired, why do his friends matter? it's not like they're bad people!

kokomi: they might not be, but he is.

y/n: and what's that supposed to mean?

kokomi: check the link i just sent you.

y/n: fuck off, kokomi. i'm not dealing with this today. what's wrong with you?

kokomi: y/n, please just click it. i really think you need to see this.

you click on the link kokomi sent you - it's a youtube video titled 'the rise & fall of scaramouche'. you watch it in silence with kokomi still on the phone.

kokomi: you see? he was a drama youtuber and he got clout off of ruining other people's lives - he even got fired from genshin impact! when genshin threatened a lawsuit, he agreed to settle privately by deleting all his accounts. genshin must have paid to scrub all the traces of him they could from the internet too. i knew there was something fishy about him!

y/n: honestly, fuck you, kokomi.

kokomi: what?! why me?!

y/n: because who cares what his past was like? yeah, maybe he used to be a shitty person, and yeah he's still a pain in my ass, but he's changing. scara hasn't done anything bad since he started working here, i don't know why you're so against him.

kokomi: i just don't want you to get hurt, y/n. we all know you're still looking for that mystery guy from when you were younger, and this is the first time you've liked someone without mentioning that. i'm worried he's taking advantage of you.

y/n: get a grip, kokomi. i'm a grown adult, and you're not my mother. i can make my own choices and deal with the consequences.

kokomi: well forgive me for being worried about my FRIEND.

y/n: just… leave me alone. goodbye, kokomi.

call cut from y/n's end at 2.17 p.m.

private messages #2 !

twitter !

i'm curious, what do u guys think abt what kokomi did? are you on her side or y/n's side? i've personally experienced a lot of friends getting defensive whenever you point out anything wrong with their rs/bf so i guess this is partially inspired by that LOL

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[g-xix]

will ALWAYS stand for danny aarons slander. guy plays fifa all day and cba to take care of a dog? and says wallahi when he doesn’t mean it??

HONESTLY. Danny's acc litr a microcosm for the entire population of 12 y/o boys' mentality. Him n Tennessee's thing, throwing his ex under the bus, that REALLY set me off initially, and now this is j so bad too...

Cuz like, i love this trope of YouTubers who are in relationships and are pretty certain they wanna stay together, but aren't ready to have kids yet - so their next stage of commitment is getting a dog.

Obvi, that's not related to Danny bc Danny got Silas (dog) b4 getting w Tennessee. But there's j such a cuteness about YouTubers who love their pets n allat. I mean, Simon n Mushu literally have me mentally smiling at my screen when i see those miniminter stories of them together.

But Danny's acc so foul for being down to even joke abt putting a dog down icl - i was mortified ab the thought of putting a guinea pig down last summer when it came to it - but the fact bro's so chill w talking ab that w a dog? Especially when it's 15k to do repairs, as if that's gonna ruin his life? If he's able to retire his dad, I don't think fixing his mum's garden will make his pockets hurt that much :/

That felt very judgemental. tbf, gotta acknowledge that he is ultimately the one who knows what's best for that dog, n it did sound like he was joking ab putting Silas down... So as long as that dog stays alive and in a loving home i suppose i can't complain as a viewer that isn't all that bothered if we're honest.

BUT THE WALLAHI THING.

Right, i saw a comment on that last post of some1 saying that Danny said Wallahi and then lied to Tennessee ab something? That's fucking vile. Just because bro's not part of a religion doesn't mean u can just disrespect integral parts of their teachings???? I mean shit, if you're not a part of the religion, why are you even involving yourself in it so much, especially trying to use it as a funny bit?

Might be a bit snowflake-y from me but I'm not Muslim myself, i j find his usage of the religion rly weird since it feels like he's using it for jokes and content, which realistically isn't what a religion is meant for 😀

#WAFFLE!! #danny aarons #tennessee thresh #tennessee thresher

[inhibitionfreewriting]

Ludwig idea

He has a hair dying stream where you have a previously picked out color so you dye his hair and then reveal to him that you put matching colors in yours. I was thinking kinda like billie eilish style where the roots are a bright color so they can stay hidden under a hat until you reveal it on stream

:)

reids my sweet. my love. one of my very first interactors. my darling dear. im so sorry this took so long ♥

this one is for you

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Marbles was quite literally a gamble and that's what Ludwig liked about it. It could be anything. Another subathon, squats, pushups, wear your clothing for a stream, you impersonate each other for a stream, cooking stream, drunk stream and the list goes on and on and on. Lucky enough for you, and unlucky enough for him, it was to dye his hair and with you being there during this day, you were able to help champion for specific colors.

"No chat I'm NOT going to do 'Twitch Purple'," Ludwig groaned, shaking his head while you giggled, running a hand through his hair.

"I dunno, I think purple would look nice here... chat what about a really just bright orange? Or bright red?" It was so hard to sway chat from a shade similar to purple, but you ran your hand through his hair instead, messing with it. With purple staying at a steady near 80% of votes, Ludwig covered his face before throwing his hands up.

"FINE! Fine fine - we will do purple. Fuuuuckin' purple..." 

"It's okay chat, you can trust me. I'll get the right shade of purple. I'll make it if I have to." An affectionate wave of messages erupted in chat which made you smile as you leaned on Ludwig's head, wrapping an arm around him. "I can run to the store tomorrow and we can plan for like. Let's say Friday so I can fresh bleach your hair and then we can dye it on stream. How's that ludbuds? Can't do it all in one go, might turn him into Slime and bald him." You laughed and Ludwig shook his head, clapping and adjusting in his seat while you released him.

"Now that my fate has been decided, I suppose we should move onto what everyone is here for. Only Up."

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A few days later, and after much trial and error, you managed to get a relatively close purple dye that would at least on first application be the right shade.  You knew that because you had decided to throw it in your own hair. There wasn't a better way of knowing it would come out right than trying on a test strand.

Now that your hair was mostly dry and tossed up into a beanie, you gathered your supplies and met him in the stream room. He was sitting and scrolling through Youtube shorts, turning to greet you when he sees your reflection. "You know we can back out of this hair dying thing at any point, they'll forget."

"Lud, I called you Slime once a year ago and they have not dropped it. People comment on pictures of us 'slime and his girlfriend' for fun." He barked a laugh.

"Okay, you're right."

"Usually. Can you turn around and turn your stream on already?" You giggled and wrapped a towel around his shoulders as he clicked to go live and started talking to chat. Just an easy stream, shooting the shit, dying his hair. Without thinking, Ludwig reached to the back of his head and before you could stop him, scratched and covered his fingers in dye. "You are so stupid, give me your hand."

> hes so fucking stupid lmao > u should literally tape his hands to his chair

"What are you- is that conditioner? That's not going to get this off my hand."

"Oh yeah because you're so beauty smart. It's always worked for me." You wiped at his hand with the towel and started to smear conditioner against his skin, pulling the dye out of it. Slowly it was erased and you shook your head, not realizing that you had been leaning close enough to get dye on your beanie.

> beanie ruined > they got purple on their forehead > 💀💀💀 they're perfect for each other

Ludwig started to laugh, using his clean hand to try to pick the dye off of her forehead, smearing it worse.

> STOP STOP > DUMBASS ALERT > they don't have a real job do they

"Huh?" Looking into the camera and glancing at the screen you groaned, wiping your hands on the towel. "This is why we can't have nice things." Without thinking about the fact that your hair was supposed to be a surprise, you took the beanie off and tried to pick up as much dye as you could off the fabric. There went your mint beanie, that was perfect and clean for a very long time, but now you'd have to painstakenly take purple hair dye out of it. Ludwig reached up with his clean hand and touched a part of your hair, seeing the purple halo of your roots.

"That's why you wouldn't let me in the bathroom," his voice was soft and probably a lot more affectionate than needed, but you could feel your cheeks heat up, did the mic catch that? "You look amazing..."

"That wasn't supposed to be the way the reveal went... I was going to pull it off at the end..." You took clean conditioner and rubbed it against your forehead, trying to get the other bits of dye off your skin.

> this is way too intimate for stream > get out get OUT GET OUT > GET A ROOM

"Okay chat chill, it's not that big of a deal, except it is because LOOK at how hot they are."

#ludwig ahgren x reader #ludwig x reader #ludwig #bunny writes #bunny qs

[jyndor]

im the anon you told to fuck off here to say thank you.

i had read about terrorist organizations using that slogan and i had a gut reaction. im a jew and i fear for both muslims and jews with everything that is going on right now. because i read what you wrote and i researched again and i see where propaganda got the better of me (even if those words have been used by terrorists). and i see time and time again where propaganda gets the better of most of us on something as fast paced as the internet.

as i read i remembered. the naz*s took a symbol that was once peaceful and turned it into something the world cannot look at the same way ever again-entirely their fault not the fault of the original culture from which the symbol came.

i dont want to see that happen with words that are truly important and stand for something i do believe in which to be clear: is a free and peaceful palestine where no one has to live in fear.

in saying what i did based off of a gut reaction i made a mistake. i did the same thing i hate from others on the internet which is speaking on an issue before doing further research and i am ashamed of that.

but i am also committed to learning and doing better tomorrow. no one can become an expert in any part of this as quickly as plenty have claimed to. im writing this to share my perspective and as a reminder of fallibility for whatever that is worth.

i think its important for ensuring we dont become what we wish to stand against.

thanks again for sharing your research. you told me to fuck off but ill sign off by wishing you well

anon I'm shook no okay so hold! on the fucking off pls do not fuck off I recant the fucking off. its how I handle anons (I'll explain later) until yall prove you're not trolling or bots or whatever.

it's worth a LOT. like really it's worth a lot. Unfuck off, I would love more people in my orbit who don't just critically engage with criticism but also go on to look into it for themselves. instead of just taking my or someone else's word for it. I try to do that myself because I can be such a fucknugget and sometimes need a good smack lol.

I just want to say I'm sorry that you're experiencing the fear you're experiencing. and um I have jewish cousins and family who I am scared for always, I try not to bring them up bc it feels kind of gross in this context but yeah, I don't want to invalidate your fears.

I mean what the n*zis did with that symbol is a whole other thing and I don't feel like I should speak on it other than to say fuck n*zis they ruin everything they touch. I liken this more to the way that black lives matter gets misconstrued because I know more about the history of that phrase than I do about that symbol you're talking about. I also don't like to bring up n*zism in the context of israel/palestine because actually almost every time I have seen that comparison with israel, it is a cheap shot at jewish people. Like in a youtube comments section or something, not thoughtful discourse - because tbh these are very, very different situations and the comparisons could be made of almost any other genocide, but like the commenter knows it's a painful thing for jewish people and so like I said, it's a cheap shot that's easy to take and says more about them than it does about palestinian liberation or israeli apartheid.

I know plenty of anti-zionist jewish people do actually talk about the shoah in the context of why they support palestinian rights but for me it just doesn't feel right.

and yeah i understand falling for shit - I've done it, it's easy as hell to read something and feel like it's right, like yeah I personally don't actually say from the river to the sea all that often, you won't find it as a tag on my blog because I think it's best coming from palestinians?

you're totally right - no one can possibly learn the history quickly. It's taken me 16 years to feel like I am actually relatively well versed in the history and I'm not even well versed, I'm just decently versed lol. and if you add into it the propaganda that we've all been told for years, and then the added generational trauma you have? of course it's hard to fight gut reactions because often they're somewhat based in experiences we've had or others have had.

the reason I told you as an anon to fuck off is because of my history and views towards anonymous asks more than anything else, btw. THAT is a gut reaction but it is also informed by my experiences. I hope this maybe explains why I may sometimes come off a little harsh towards anons (and why I decided to turn them off - until rebelcaptain secret santa forced me to open them back up lol).

so I used to love to keep anonymous on because I know that a lot of people don't feel comfortable reaching out for a number of reasons and I wanted to remain accessible as a user of this shithole site lol. however what happens is sometimes, a lot of times, people will just be saying anything. and then they'll say "I'm an x person and y is true" and often people getting those anons will be really well-meaning and just accept it at face value. because genuinely so many people want to be on the side of marginalized groups and want to be good allies. and so shitty people will just be saying bullshit about whatever, and people who may not understand the details of whatever situation anon is talking about will say, "oh shit I didn't realize that! Thanks for educating me!"

and often it is legit! and it's also important to remember that no group is monolithic, so if an anon comes into my ask box saying that they are from, idk let's say, venezuela. i don't know a whole lot about venezuela. I know there is a lot of propaganda and shit from the us, and I know that there are class dynamics and racial dynamics that I vaguely understand because I have a relatively okay understanding of the entire region but it's not good enough to hold up more than a little bit under any kind of actual pressure like being told something by someone who claims to be venezuelan and says that everyone is actually indigenous (which i do understand to be indigenous erasure), and so it would be more comfortable for me to just say, "okay thanks for the info, my bad!" etc etc etc which... okay but like what if they're not venezuelan? what if they are and they're actually just anti-indigenous? what if they're a right-winger or a bot or idk just wrong lol. some people can be just incorrect without it being disinformation, right? so if I post that without any pushback or skepticism, I'm now spreading misinformation that is used to harm indigenous people.

so for me, because anons necessarily get to hide their identities more than even these already relatively anonymous social media accounts do, my policy has always been to handle them with skepticism and frankly to assume the worst.

not everyone does that and also like I don't have a big following but I don't have a TINY following either so I do feel some responsibility to provide accurate information. and that's just from years of experience and not always doing that lol.

anyway sorry for being long-winded, and thank you for reading what I wrote and more importantly for not just taking what I said at face value but for doing the research yourself. that's what is most important.

#asks #answered #anonymous #palestine #antisemitism

[dabewarehub]

Response

RRCBT577 - YouTube (archive.ph)

"I have to message to DABewarehub from tumblr:"

Okay. Lets hear/read it

Seriously? DABewarehub, You know you are not allowed to ban alot of my hiatus deviantart account during a leap day of 2024

Seriously, Richard? Now you know full well that WE are NOT the same users who reported your dA account and got you banned. We do know the original owner of this account and he has a message for you: "Hi There. I found your other dA account. I already put in a report to get it banned. It's just a matter of time ;) "

You could've ruined my fucking leap day of 2024 arts when it was a last day of february, I am not a ban evade for a last time.

Apparently, we would've ruined your "leap day" regardless. So, oh well.

Also. How many times do WE and OTHERS have to mention this. IF your PRIMARY ACCOUNT as banned and you BYPASS IT by CREATING ANOTHER ONE, You ARE BREAKING DA RULES and therefore BAN EVADING.

And quit framed me, Reporting me, Logical me, and banning me on dA, Go block me instead. Not reporting me.

1.) We didn't frame you. We have evidence of your posts that were the reason for your suspension and the fact that you used an alt account to bypass your suspension which is the reason why you got banned.

2.) Personally we actually don't care if you rejoin deviantart. So, rest assured the 3 mods of this tumblr and the da account we have - we will NOT report you. HOWEVER we can't say the same for others as we do not have the ability to control others.

3.) "logical me" < apparently using logic to try to have you use that brain of yours is a bad thing. We are so sorry if we "Logicaled" you

4.) We are not the staff of deviantart so we do not have the power to ban anyone though we can be honest and say that if ANYONE of us 3 were staff members of dA there would be so many more that we would ban.

5.) Richard, How can we block you if we don't know what your username is? we haven't found you and unfortunately the OC of this tumblr is tight lipped about it.

And i hope you gonna block me on dA when i come back, And don't you freaking dare to let your friends reporting me on dA.

We don't know your username so we are unable to block you , unless you're brave enough to tell us so we can be MORE Than happy to grant your request and block you.

Once again, we have ZERO control over other people. We are NOT GODS and therefore cannot make anyone do anything. If we could, we would make it so EVERYONE lived peacefully on earth and there would be no wars but alast we are not gods and don't have that power.

I told you, I didn't do ANYTHING wrong to this side. And this why you ignore my bio when i post a message for you and your friends.

But you did do something bad. Now MaxPesky06 dosen't like me anymore by RRCBT577 on DeviantArt (archive.ph) < You posted this implying that IF YOU HAD a alt account you would bypass the block and contact the user WHICH is against this rule: What happens when someone blocks me? - DeviantArt Help Center (deviantartsupport.com) - read the portion that says "What is post-block contact?"

We do agree with you that she was rude to you. She handled it poorly and she even apologized for being rude towards you. BUT you than made this

Status by RRCBT577 on DeviantArt (archive.ph) < Using "Transgender" as insult thereby showing a trait of "transphobia" which is a NO NO. (not against dA rules but not a lot of people like that. That would explain why this post was the CATALIST of the reason why YOU got suspended)

She did reply again rudely on that status and you of course blocked her from your primary and then proceeded to bypass your OWN block by commenting using usernames RRT577-3rd-Channel (which we know this one is yours) & SGNBArchive (which again, you've admitted was yours)

Status by RRCBT577 on DeviantArt (archive.ph) < you than created this status not really giving context or proof of your claims. which btw is against dA rules.

After you got suspended for 1 week, DURING that one week, you decided to use this account anti-spinninganansi and sent HIM and Mae a note.

Maes Note from you

Spinnings Note from you

You BYPASSED the SUSPENSION and this is clearly you because youw ere the ONLY one who called Mae a Karen, saying "go and head and suspended me" < she didn't suspend you. Your status posts got you suspended. and this account and note : got you banned.

You keep saying you are innocent in all of this but you're really not. If you believe this isn't a "bad thing" and you believe this is good and that you "didn't do anything wrong". We'd hate to see how you'd react if you graduate to actually commiting a crime like grand theft, murder or whatever. These type of excuses, aren't going to help you make it through the real world. You might want to consider that.

#dadrama #deviantart #dabeware #richardrayova #dabewarehub #drama

[lostonehero]

Corpse Micheal YouTube continued

The video was glitching, but not enough to ruin the sound.

"I can't believe Mr. Emily agreed to this." Jeremy crossed his arms as he squinted in the dark basement. "Why can't we turn the lights on?"

Micheal sighs and comes into view. "Because it's nighttime, and the lights never turn on at night. I haven't actually been down here since she was put here. I highly doubt she knows who I am or what this even is."

"..... I know who you are, Mikey." A little girl's voice comes through glitched audio in the video, but neither man can hear it.

"Man, I can see why this thing was used for security." Jeremy walks around the crumpled puppet. "I do like the music box, though." He stands up straight. "Hi Miss Charlie, I'm Jeremy. I know you don't know me, but I'm Micheal's boyfriend, and I would have met you if you weren't killed a year before I got to America."

Child like giggles glitch through the audio. ".... you have a weird voice..... Evan says sorry, and so does Fritz."

"I'm sure you both would have been good friends." Micheal sighs. "Uncle Henry made the puppet for her specifically. Charlie loved it, I never paid much attention to it while I was alive. You were my best friend, and I wish I could of saved you."

"....I was looking for you.... Uncle William found me....." the little girl's voice glitches through. "Purple..... looks better on..... Uncle William."

"Do you think the kids talk to each other?" Jeremy winds the music box back up. "I wonder if Charlie talks to your siblings when they were in the same building."

"Lizzie..... says sorry..... Mikey. Evan misses you a lot...... he doesn't believe..... you're..... purple." The childish voice huffs. "I... want..... to.... see.... Uncle William...." the child voice glitches through.

"I wonder if she hates my father for what he did to her. He was her legal guardian if anything happened to my uncle." Micheal pulls down his mask. "Ironic really since well he killed her."

"I mean, they did have a will they won't they relationship." Jeremy chuckles. "I wonder if your father gave him bedroom eyes when they were alone."

"Jeremy I swear to fuck that's enough." Micheal rubs his temples. "They weren't some sort of star-crossed lovers."

"Didn't...... killl....." the little girls voice glitches. "Don't.... hate... him...."

"Also, for the people yelling at me about the dates of when I got my head injury, I'm sorry I recalled it wrong, but again, I have a good excuse." Jeremy huffs. "Sorry, I just wanted to get that out of the way."

"I think that head injury made your adhd worse." Micheal smiles softly.

"Oh, shut up."Jeremy snickers.

"..... Mikey.... fix..... you...." The child voice glitches out and is inaudible.

........

Micheal nearly jumped through the ceiling. It's only been an hour since he uploaded the puppet video, and his phone and computer have been going off like a rocket. His videos never blow up this fast. Well, maybe they did he only just started turning on his notifications because Jeremy asked him to.

Micheal picked up his phone and scrolled down. He pauses and reads through the stream of comments. "Child voice? It was just us in the video." He mumbles and dials a number. It rings for a second before someone picks up.

"You're lucky you caught me on my night shift." Jeremy hums. "What's up? You never call me when I'm working."

"So I turned on my notifications like you said I should, and uh, did you watch the video? I don't watch my own stuff. I really don't like how bad my voice is." Micheal sighs.

"Your voice isn't that bad, but no, again, I'm working." Jeremy hums. "Wait, I'm right by the kids, and I know for a fact some refuse to go to bed."

Micheal can hear some groans and giggles.

"Hey, I've got Micheal on the phone. Did any of you watch the new video? He's curious about why it's getting so popular." Jeremy chuckles as the spund of excited kids and teens start talking over each other. "Hey one at a time, and I'll put on the speaker."

"Mister Micheal!" A teen boy shouts. "Did you add the voice in post? She doesn't sound like anyone here."

Micheal makes a strangled noise of confusion. "Nobody female lives in that house, and Aunt Jen just left with her son like two weeks before we filmed that."

"Micheal's right, Mr. Emily wasn't even home at the time either." Jeremy clicks his tongue. "Cassie, you're next. What did you see?"

"I didn't see anything." The teen girl hums, and Micheal can imagine the smirk. "But that girl talked about an Evan and a Lizzie and how they wanted to apologize and see a Mikey. Wait.... is Mikey your nickname?"

"It's a nickname nobody living is allowed to use...." Micheal freezes and drops his phone with a string of curses as it hits him.

"Hey Mike, you ok?" Jeremy pauses and listens to Micheal, pick his phone back up. "I can watch the video on my break to confirm."

Micheal makes an odd clicking noise that might be stitches popping. "Did Charlie say anything else?"

"Is that who was talking!? She mentioned a Fritz! Oh, oh, and that she said something about fixing you!" Little child Micheal couldn't decern the gender shouted.

"...fix me?" Micheal's voice gets quiet. "I think I have to go."

"Mike, wait!" Jeremy groans when the phone gives a dial tone as Micheal hangs up. "Ok, everyone, how about we go through the video again and play detectives." The children giggle in agreement, not realizing the seriousness of the video or his tone.

......

Micheal takes a breath from his nonexistent lungs as he plays the video again for the 100th time. That was Charlie's voice. He just knew it was her voice. He had too many questions and emotions he long thought dead bubbled to the surface.

The door to his room opened slowly. "Micheal, come on." It was his uncle, he didn't look upset as he thought he would he looked happy.

"Uncle Henry... I'm sorry." Micheal shut his laptop.

"Don't apologize to me, I'm happy. I never thought I would be able to hear her voice again until I was dead." Henry smiles softly. "But that doesn't mean I'm not worried about you. You've been in here almost 24 hours straight. You need to head out and clear your head. We can always discuss what was said later we have the time."

"I have time you don't." Micheal frowns.

"Boy, don't make me drag you outside." Henry raised his brow.

Micheal gets up.

"Also, get some ice, I think you've burned your thighs with the laptop." Henry sighs. "Don't make me call Jeremy."

"I'm going. I'm going." Micheal moves past his uncle. "I'll figure this out I promise."

"Don't kill yourself a second time over this. I just got you back. I refuse to lose another child." Henry frowns.

Micheal matches the frown. "You sure are great at a guilt trip. I'm going I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'll fix myself up, too." He sighs. "I'll take Jeremy on my next job."

"And?" Henry raised his brow.

"You'll be outside in your truck." Micheal sighs. "Love you, Uncle Henry. Thanks for caring about me."

"Of course I care." Henry smiles. "Now clean yourself up."

"Yeah, yeah." Micheal waves him off.

.......

"This is a terrible idea." Micheal crossed his arms. He's in a beat-up tank top that shows off the horrors of his corpse frame and purple hue, along with the stitches keeping him from falling apart. He was also in shorts that could be mistaken for a skirt from how skinny his legs are, just flesh and bone.

"To be fair, you don't need protective gear when you go exploring." Jeremy rubs the back of his neck, putting on a respirator. "However, we are looking for your father, so I mean clothes you used to wear are somewhat a good idea."

"I could have just put makeup on!" Micheal groans following Jeremy into the run-down haunted house.

"But you'll also be even more disabled than you already are. Besides, I think you look fine." Jeremy hums, adjusting his goggles. "It was this or another video with Charlie in the puppet, and when she suggested she could fix you..."

"I get it!" Micheal huffs. "I just wanted to ask where Evan went, and I forgot how much Charlie is like her father with how much she goes from topic to topic." He dusts himself off as he heads deeper into the dust covered attraction.

"I think she's pretty great, and Henry offered to build you a new body." Jeremy snickers when Micheal throws a rock at him. "Yeah, yeah, I know you don't want to be a machine, but I honestly don't think that is what Charlie was talking about."

"Oh yeah? What did you think she was talking about?" Micheal huffs.

"Well.... wait, what was that?" Jeremy pauses and pulls Micheal back. "I think I hear something moving."

"Moving? Jeremy, it's probably some animal that made itself home here, and as much as I would rather not have an animal make it's home in me again, I highly doubt it will go after me." Micheal sighs then stops himself hearing a creak of metal and springs.

"Yeah, that's way too heavy sounding to be an animal." Jeremy pokes his head into the hallway. "Huh, I don't see anything. Maybe this place is actually haunted."

"An abandoned haunted attraction ripped its theme from child murders and fazbear entertainment is actually haunted. Color me surprised." Micheal dryly responds, his voice aced with sarcasm. "This is probably a dead end like the other place Uncle Henry had me investigate. I did scare a few drug addicts though."

"You're not pretending to breathe, right?" Jeremy suddenly asks.

"No? I'm even behind you." Micheal raised his brow as he watched Jeremy look at something he couldn't see. "What did you forget the hallway goes both ways?"

Jeremy steps back out of view down the hall. "Hey, big fella...."

Micheal started to walk to the hall and turned to face Jeremy. "Are you trying to scare me? You're going....to...try...uh" he turns to face what Jeremy was looking at.

A loud distorted glitches voice which has hints of a rough British accent. "BLOODY FUCK IS THAT?"

"FUCK ITS NOT NIGHT." Micheal yelps.

The two just stare at each other not really sure what to do.

Jeremy clears his throat after a long time had past. "So, uh, I have a question."

The giant animontric seemed to motion for him to continue.

"So for shits and giggles, Rabbit creature machine guy, what year is it?" Jeremy stands up straight. The initial shock has worn off.

"Jeremy, why would -"

"It's I believe February 1987." The rough glitches voice responses. "It was oddly warm for February. Why would you want to know the date?"

"You didn't write me the letter to come to Baby's?" Micheal turns his attention back to springtrap.

"I don't know who you are." The glitched voice responds. "Er what you are. I know I am dead. I think I am dead, but I don't think dead people can feel pain nor can speak."

Micheal covers his face. "I'm going to set myself on fire."

"Please don't." Jeremy holds Micheal's shoulder. "Ok, follow up question. Why haven't you left?"

"I don't fit through any of the doors. I also don't know where I am." The animontric stands up straighter. "This is clearly not a certified location, so I suppose I am waiting to be taken for scrap. Then I will go to hell, or is this hell. I am not certain I expected fire."

"I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm." Micheal groans.

"You need to have blood for that." Jeremy hums. "I have so many more questions. Do you know how you ended up here?"

"I was really drunk and I thought I saw something so I hid in the old springlock suit which in hindsight was a horrid idea since it was so humid in that backroom without the fans running and the fact it was abandoned. Why do you want to know?"

"Why are you answering my questions?" Jeremy fires back, making the springlock suit tilt his head and crouch down.

"I haven't seen a person for a long time. I would suppose I missed conversation. Now I really must asleep who is the purple skeleton? Why does he know me, I certainly don't look recognizable unless you saw the old shows or went to the old diner."

Micheal reaches under his tank top, and a soft zipper noise is heard. He pulls out an old stitched up foxy plush. "Does this answer that?"

"..... Micheal?" The springlock suit stands back up straight. "Micheal, what happened to you?"

Micheal returns the old plush to his chest cavity. "Well, apparently not you."

"Why would I hurt you?" William crosses his arms with the scrapping of metal.

"I don't know why you would hurt kids?" Micheal throws his hand up.

"First off, I was drunk, which doesn't excuse my horrid actions, but mentally, I wasn't there. Secondly, what are you even doing? Aren't you supposed to be in school?" William gives a glitched sigh.

"Father, for one, look at me. I literally can't go out in public, and two, it's not 1987 anymore. I graduated high school like ages ago." Micheal groans. "I can't even be mad at you. You've been stuck here, and you didn't do this to me."

"Maybe you should have listened to Charlie. Now you've locked yourself into a trap." Jeremy's mouth was covered, but Micheal knew he had a shit eating grin.

"I fucking hate you." Micheal groans louder. "Fuck. Ok, I'm going to get the chains from the truck. Jeremy get my father by a doorway to the outside."

"Chains? Micheal, what are you doing?"

Jeremy chuckles. "Come on, Mr. Afton, we're breaking you out of this joint."

"Well, I don't want to destroy the building." William still follows behind them. "How long was I stuck in here?"

Jeremy sucks in a breath. "Uhhh well...."

"I'll have Uncle Henry tell him." Micheal walks ahead of them.

"I have to apologize to him. I honestly had no idea who I hurt was Charlie." William stops as they reach the exit. "Wait, Micheal, why do you need a chain?"

Micheal hums. "You won't fit through the door, but we can use a car to pull you through."

"Do you even have your license?" William's voice glitches out as he gets nervous.

"Father, I forget you still think it's 87. I can drive better than you ever did." Micheal sighs. "It's been a bit more than a few months. Just stay still while I fix the chain around you."

"Micheal, why do you need a chain?" William stares at his son.

"Because I don't have Uncke Henry's truck, so in order to take you, I need to drag you." Micheal hums and gives a thumbs up as the car starts, and the chain pulls tight.

"BLOOODY F-" William gives a glitched scream.

......

Henry puts his newspaper down, hearing a distorted glitched yelling. He got up from the kitchen table and made his way to the front, opening the door.

"Hi, Mr. Emily, we found something while we went out." Jeremy waves from the side of the van.

Henry looks over at the giant rabbit animontric and recognizes it almost immediately. "That's the springlock suit..... you found the springlock suit."

"That's not all." Micheal huffs taking out bolt cutters. He moves over and cuts the chains.

"What do you mean by that?" Henry cautiously moves closer and stops when the suit gets up.

"Henry....?" A glitched accent voice comes from the suit.

".....oh." Henry freezes.

"It's not 1987, is it?" William was quiet as he could be with the glitched voice.

#asexual mumbles #corpse micheal #scooped michael #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #micheal afton #henry emily #william afton #jeremy fitzgerald

[ask-hlvrai-hs]

give their favourite bands right this minute. which one likes weezer. eliminate them/j

oh this is a good question. Hope you don't mind if I take "band" and turn it into "music in general" sjdlsmds

Gordon would probably like McCafferty. He isn't nearly as sad in this au as his HLVRAI canon counterpart is but there's something nice about how cathartic McCafferty is. He's also 100% obsessed with Tom Cardy because he appreciates the art of Making Entire Songs Complaining About Mild Inconveniences

Benrey definitely likes the Oozes and also Dazey and the Scouts. Bastard music supremacy, good for ruining karaoke nights and getting everyone sent home at 2am /hj. Listens to that shit so loud you can hear it through her headphones. If you comment on it they grin at you and play it louder

I don't think Tommy listens to music much, to him it's one of those things where you don't touch it for ages and then Very Briefly But Strongly Hyperfixate over. That being said they probably listen to The Scary Jokes and Hozier for comfort purposes when they're overwhelmed every now and then

Bubby... fucking loves Queen. You'll rarely, if ever, find it listening to anything else. you're ever wondering why ze's still up at 3am it's because ze was listening to Queen and dancing around his room with the air of a true performer. Fat-Bottomed Girls is a particular favorite of hers <3

Harold, like Tommy, probably doesn't really listen to music as much as the rest. He probably likes listening to old music in other languages than English because he likes the feel of different sounds and syllables. He also likes when the team sends him really low quality songs that sound like they went through a paper shredder

Gwendolen probably almost exclusively listens to piano music/piano covers of music on YouTube. Circus Contraption, Tom Lehrer and Tally Hall are the only artists she listens to normally without vigorously scouring the web for piano covers of their music (because they are just so good on their own). Her and Harold have a playlist of piano covers and old music with like 200 songs - Bubby got ahold of one of their phones at some point and changed the playlist name to "Nerd music" and they haven't changed it back

The Weezer enjoyer trembles in the corner, sweating profusely, on the verge of tears. Forzen does not want to be votekicked.

(Just kidding, Forzen probably listens to fuckin Green Day and shit like that just because he thinks it's cool. He discovers Will Wood one day through the team and goes a little bit insane? Belts I/Me/Myself in the shower and everything. He's very normal you see)

#hlvraihs

[richardrayovaunofficial]

DABewarehub the report evade, I can stay in dA whatever the fuck i want to and there is no ways to stop my new dA career

@dabewarehub Do you really think this would help you after you report alot of my deviantart account that i haven't finished it? You are almost made my unfinished dA channel hiatus because of you.

"My my. It seems you can't just seem to stay out of drama. can you?"

-You will only stay in here, not me. Because i know you trying to get my twitter and tumblr account banned which they won't work for you, So lucky you are not come to attack my twitter account.

"no one has talked about you in the last few months and yet here you are, bitch and moaning like a little boy getting his toy taken away. RRCBT577 - YouTube (archive.ph) we'll be talking about this in the next few posts but we want to point out."

-@dabewarehub on Tumblr (archive.ph) How does that feel? Huh? I archiving you back because you refused to stop archiving my community tab and my channel, And yet you cannot handle the truth because i can send the link about the news of rebecca's death from the laird, And i am not moaning. I am 16 years old you minor harasser.

"That evie and ilia didn't get banned from tumblr. They deleted their blog which they have the right to do."

And you will have right to block me on dA which i have to get my new deviantart career without you and your friends, You don't deserved to get a rich. Instead i would have a rich on youtube.

"Wasn't aware you even knew Rebecca. Never once seen you comment or favorite her art. We think you mentioned this cause you're at this point STALKING evie and her friends cause you noticed they posted statuses/journals/art in Rebeccas memory. "when i upload the mention of arts of her. I won't let evie and her friends ruin my new deviantart career" - You're ban evading anyways. and have been. why stop now?"

Wasn't ever continue fight you even come up with? I heard a news of rebecca's death since i posting on my community tab, You mention my name because you only cares about your evil friends, you're at this point CYBERBULLYING minors and insulting everyone on deviantart because you supported that villains woman, I noticed that i have to keep hiding because of you - You're report evading and refused to stop calling me a ban evade, How about you quit reporting me instead you should block me on dA? You been report alot of my deviantarts account that i HAVEN'T finished it, You are such a annoying person and you didn't fucking listen to me. I hope i should share my alliance server to get you.

#dabewarehub

[brokenfoxproductions]

It's weird to me that transphobes really think that saying the same old annoying shit like "lol you're still a woman" or just posting a percentage to represent trans suicide or something actually does something.

Like, yeah they're annoying, but only like "voice typing a snarky response while I'm taking a shit and not bothering to proofread the autocorrect" annoying, not like my day is ruined.

I really think they expect that shit to turn into a whole lifetime movie-esque mental breakdown with lipstick on a mirror and sobbing leading to the realization that said trans person was really cis all along and all it took was some incel spouting transphobic harassment to make them realize that the key to happiness is not being trans anymore and turning into a tradwife that spends their free time making TikToks walking a treadmill in heels and a tea length house dress. It doesn't work that way.

When I get transphobic comments, I usually just report and block them and mention to my partner that I got an annoying message, and then we go about our day, usually ending with watching YouTube and having super gay, gender affirming sex to make up for the negativity I dealt with.

So like.... If anything transphobes are just helping me get my ass fucked more by a Jewish bear while he calls me a good boy, and I don't think that's the outcome they want. Keep trying, though, I don't mind as much as you think. I'm happy to have more reasons for my partner to cheer me up and call me a good boy.

#half sarcastic #nsft? #tw transphobia mentioned #transgender #transmasc #transmasculine #ftm #nonbinary #i hate transphobes #but I love that my partner goes out of his way to make sure I forget them #this is supposed to be funny

[inkushel29]

my opps (in order)

my art skills

dead ends on flash archiving

Pen Frens

Zeebarf

my 5:20 alarm clock every weekday morning

school

myself

femboys & traps (sorry some of y'all are weird)

twinks (except Orderly)

people who spam my messages with videos (except one mutual because I'm chill w/ them)

anatomy

getting started on a drawing

bara (male muscle proportions exceeded to inhuman and horrifying standards)

the NSFW art community

Canihavepromo aka Lottie (I hope she gets deplatformed fr)

any problematic interest artist/animator I really don't like

Stamper

people who perceive lesbians in THAT way (screw y'all)

BL Yaoi Manhwas

fujoshis

proshippers (or comshippers i have no fucking idea)

finding 0 fanart of shit I like (Ballads of Reemus & etc.)

Alphazekko getting cancelled for no reason

my right ear ringing for no reason

MHA fandom

my antisocial ass

my broken bed

scenecore aesthetic and its music

instagram reel comment sections

my autistic ass for making my weirdass posts

Sia

Zeebarf for being in the NFT community

NFTs & AI

down bad mfs in comment sections

tumblr p0rn bots

my goofy ass being scared of showers

Calobi Productions

TikTok

Alex Emery's Wizard Hunt part 3 not being made

Queers of War for disappointing and traumatizing me

procrastination

the anime community in general

animating

myself trying to animate on flash cs6 but failing

Spazkid for drawing underage sonic characters and not finishing Nightmare Cops

my chronically online ass

Ipad kids

skibidi toilet (I still meme it)

my forgetful ass

finding out a person I like is an absolute piece of shit

myself again

vent people (sorry)

cutecore aesthetic

Roblox (i still play it tho)

sketchers united/pop jam kids

shitty clickbait youtube thumbnails

youtube kids

rule 34 content on youtube

content farm videos on youtube

Youtube (i still watch it)

myself again for making this list too goddamn long when it didn't need to be

uhhhhhh

the Pokemon community

people using the Pixar Mom term in the wrong way (a lot)

Discord

having to sleep early because my parents tell me to

people who harass others for no reason

Miguel O'Hara stans

myself for forgetting to start/finish shit (not school related)

my fatass self

BookTok/White woman who are obsessed with dark romance books

bad Webtoons

those AI disney mockup posters

MCYT fandom

Countryhumans fandom

TikTok art community

Twitter art community

almost any art community that's shit

l0lic0ns & sh0tac0ns (PLEASE FUCK OFF.)

this list for being too long

Nitrile & his weirdass tr@p obsession (he collaborated with Shadman and drew Mandy from Billy & Mandy as a femboy in a very suggestive way. And sometimes drew femboys that looked like children. So yeah fuck him.)

Shadman (OBVIOUSLY)

Zone for ruining The Modifyers and any cartoon in general (they got away with sexualizing minors so idk how y'all looked past that)

Jaystation

my goofy ass for staying up too late

humanizations of non-human characters being skinny white cis young anime boys

my goofy ass for being unoriginal

my goofy ass for still writing on this dang list

Gross people on Spacehey who ruin everything

FNF fandom (kind of)

FNF creepypasta mods (Sonic.exe)

Twitter/X in general

my little brother when he has a tantrum

night terrors

Astrology girls

people who use their autism/disability for a defense mechanism/excuse for when they get called out for something bad they've done

Stamper again (how tf can you be racist and fetishize WOC at the same time nevertheless you're still racist fuck you)

A Small Favor not getting it's chapter 3/final chapter and the story getting reimagined instead of finished

family vlog channels

people who hurt animals for clout

captioning my youtube videos by myself

editing my videos bc its hard

people doing stupid shit for clout in general

MojoMontebon's character Trixie (I don't like her she scares me)

finding out an artist I like is an absolute piece of shit

people who hate selfship/ oc x canon artists (leave em alone theyre just doing what makes them happy)

Your Boyfriend Game

YBG Fandom

the creator of Your Boyfriend Game

redesign vids where the final redesign is actually shit

false allegations

Apphumans community

Deviantart

Fetish artists

ok I think that's it thanks for reading I added WAY too much on this list.

[sureuncertainty]

but that (and going thru the comments on the youtube video) got me thinking about how fucking SICK I am of this cynical attitude towards art and stories and media today. the whole idea that things were just better in the good ol' days. one commenter says "this is exactly what's wrong with the disney parks today, bc everything is a cash grab" like yeah? it's a company? and like yeah capitalism is bad, and yes it ruins things a lot of the time, and yes it can feel hopeless but you are SO WRONG if you think that the disney parks as they stand today do not have some of if not THE best examples of incredible detailed immersive storytelling in their lands and attractions

defunctland's video talks about how impressive the original space mountain in disneyland paris based on the jules verne novel was, and how it saved the park from bankruptcy because of its success and specifically talks about how impressive its storytelling was, managing to tell a story while also being a thrill ride. which made me think of guardians of the galaxy cosmic rewind, which is imo one of the best examples of immersive storytelling while also being a thrilling coaster AND having an absolutely banging soundtrack (bc if you say you don't want to ride a rollercoaster to one way or another by blondie you're lying).

like disney is making new things that are ALSO REALLY REALLY COOL, and there's always gonna be new things that replace old things, because things CHANGE that's just life.

this goes for literally all kinds of art, like it makes me think of those stupid tumblr posts that are all cynical and 'capitalism has ruined art" and "everything is soulless" and "every movie is a cash grab" and "don't watch barbie bc it's just an advertisement" etc. etc. etc. like oh my GOD this year has been an amazing year for film and TV and there are SO MANY amazing stories and storytellers and movies and shows and books and video games and theme parks and attractions and theater and musicals that are being made and coming out right now by passionate creatives who CARE SO MUCH and i'm so SICK of this attitude that none of that matters actually bc capitalism

like yes, be critical of capitalism, yes be upset about poor marketing decisions, be angry when your favorite show that means so much to you gets cancelled, mourn the loss of art that you loved, but you can't live in the past or the good ol' days, and if you do you're just gonna miss all of the amazing art that is right in front of you.

good stories have been told since the beginning of time and will be told until the end of time. and like not to be dramatic but capitalism is not the death of art because art will never die.

#win rambles #this is not worded well and too long but i had to get these thoughts out