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I just stumbled across an AO3 tag that called Coruscant "cyber Gotham City" and my first thought was "Does this make the Jedi Batman?"

My next thought was whose Robin but like, probably just all the Jedi padawans if I am being honest with myself.

Anyway, the midnight club (under revision) by stormsirxn is pretty good and I would advise you check it out.

#star wars #just a thought #rabbit hole time #fic rec #batman

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The Sun, The Stars, The Moon And Mars Welcome Brother Earth to the Hallowed Halls of Victory.

#trafficblr #secret life #grian #scott smajor #pearlescentmoon #inthelittlewood #goodtimeswithscar

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(SPOILERS FOR SECRET LIFE WINNER)

SCAR HAS TAKEN THE CAKE!!!!!!!!

An ally of Scott until his betrayal, whom Scott helped so much.

Scar honestly deserved that win with all the trouble he went through. And I would say the Herald had a hand in it.

Scott Smajor, The Herald of Victory

In every Life series, there is a common triat.

They were all involved with one Scott Smajor. Grian, our darling sun, was allies with him. The second was Scott himself, our stars of victory. The third was Scott's soulmate, our moon Pearl. The fourth was Scott's teammate, Martin of mars.

Now I may just be grasping at straws here and this may just be due to the small population of these games but

I might be on to something here.

So if you ask me who I think will win Secret Life? I reckon impulse needs a crown.

And I reckon The Herald might just help him get it.

#secret life #scott smajor #goodtimeswithscar #trafficblr #my theory survived the end!

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Scott Smajor, The Herald of Victory

In every Life series, there is a common triat.

They were all involved with one Scott Smajor. Grian, our darling sun, was allies with him. The second was Scott himself, our stars of victory. The third was Scott's soulmate, our moon Pearl. The fourth was Scott's teammate, Martin of mars.

Now I may just be grasping at straws here and this may just be due to the small population of these games but

I might be on to something here.

So if you ask me who I think will win Secret Life? I reckon impulse needs a crown.

And I reckon The Herald might just help him get it.

#trafficblr #scott smajor #impulsesv #secret life #last life #third life #limited life #grian #pearlescentmoon #inthelittlewood #idk #maybe im just a sucker for foreshadowing #and literary techniques

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Hmmm... I wonder...

#pixel art #pixelart #life series #watcher lore #trafficblr

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If Jimmy is the coalmines canary then Mumbo is the miner.

(Spoilers Below If You Haven't Seen Session 6 Of Secret Life)

So Mumbo died laughing and repeating "Jimmy's gone".

(image from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c5yMtJO4kk)

Folks, do we remember how he died in Last Life? Running from Grian, laughing, after trying to berate him for Jimmy's death.

(image from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTzDK7hKU94&list=PLFm1tTY1NA4cAznKpQQ_j15WFQJ7IyoF3&index=7)

So Jimmy dies, and whatever causes his death kills Mumbo immediately afterwards.

Because Lizzie died alone. The gas was already in the tunnels, someone was already dead, but she was so deep in the tunnels that the other miners didn't realise, no one knew the gas already choking them.

And then the canary goes. Jimmy is dead, and I think it might not matter whether he is out first anymore. But Mumbo is next.

Our little Miner, carrying the cage of his precious dead bird.

Our little Monoxide Miner with poison in his lungs.

#trafficblr #traffic smp #canary curse #canary jimmy #miner mumbo #oh god #more curses #secret life #last life

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"girls are hard to please"

B!tch just give her cheese

#relationship advice #random #e #i have not yet met a girl who does not love cheese #yes i know lactose intolerant girlies #they still love cheese #tbh that is a toxic relationship for them and the cheese

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"They say a hero lives here."

"Well whoever told you that was just pulling your leg, the only one who lives here is me."

"Doesn't that make you the hero?"

"Me? Look at me. Down an arm and a leg, the body of a twig? A hero? No sire I am not the hero."

"But you have the mark, right there on your neck."

"Just a weird birthmark, I'm afraid. Now, I have things to do and would really appreciate it if you would get off my veranda."

#refusal of the call #dialogue prompt #random

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I stand on the precipice of peace. In one hand I carry a gift. And in the other, I hold a knife.

~No Clue Who I Am Quoting But It Is Someone~

#random #quote

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"She's dead! She's dead and that will never change!"

"Oh but she would have loved you."

"Why do you not hate me, your wife is dead because of me!"

"You were only a babe, dear heart. It was never your fault."

"Then why do I feel this pain?"

"Because you are human, your mother's child, her crowning jewel."

"The poison that killed her, you mean."

"That she would have drank a thousand times over, just for the chance that you might be known."

#random #dialogue prompt #from father to child #what on earth is this monstrosity

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"Why do you wait?"

"Because eventually, something worth waiting for will arrive."

"But how do you know that? How do you know that something will come? What if nothing comes? What then?"

"Well, then I keep waiting. As for how I know?"

There was a twinkle in their eye as they stared into the distance.

"Call it intuition, call it experience, call it faith. It comes all the same."

#random #dialogue prompt #e

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"You said we'd be safe here!"

"No, my dear. I said there would be no need to fight. You don't even have the choice here."

"We trusted you, you bastard!"

"Well that was your first mistake, wasn't it?"

#random #dialogue prompt #betrayal

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This is a rant, because my partner is simply the most beautiful thing in existence.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day- darling you are the stars, all the constellations they form, every cluster they make, the infinite nebulae and galaxies beyond the Milky Way.

They accidentally cut off all their hair, ended up with a mullet and are still absolutely stunning to me.

Like, if I could I would hug them until it fixed their insomnia and fist-fight all the demons if they would let me.

Clothes from the op shop? Looks like a runway model with more than just skin on their bones.

Too many freckles? I will kiss every single one should they give me permission.

Dark humour? Hon the state of the world deserves those jokes.

Weird? Beloved darling, that is simply the solar flares of your soul and I would willingly burn in their embrace.

So in short, they are the most perfect thing to every exist and the world must know.

#e #random #for them #The day they find my Tumblr is the day I die from blushing.

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Life really is a wild ride,

Through twisting cliffside road,

The rain is coming down,

And I think we might be going over the edge.

And for that moment in the air,

Between the fall and the crash,

Between the crash and the sink,

We found the true meaning of human.

Between the air and the rain,

Between the rain and the waves,

Between the waves and the rocks,

I think you became my home.

#random #original poem #e #free verse #for them

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I don't hate spiders. Some are pretty, some are small, some can't even bite people because of the shape of their mouths. They make pretty things and catch the flies and mosquitoes.

Spiders are fine.

Sometimes they are huntsman spiders, sometimes they are female and therefore larger than average. Sometimes they are territorial.

Spiders are fine.

BUT NOT WHEN THEY ARE THE SIZE OF YOUR EFFING HAND

NOT WHEN THEY JUMP AT YOUR FACE FROM THE CEILING LIKE A DAMNED PARACHUTER

NOT WHEN THEY PROCEED TO TRY THEIR LEVEL BEST TO END YOU FOR THE NEXT HALF AN HOUR

So, there are exceptions to my acceptance of spiders. When they do these things, ALL AT ONCE, I will react accordingly.

They decided to settle on a bag full of textbooks, which had been summarily thrown out the front door. It can be dealt with in the morning, as all these events occurred six minutes before midnight.

I would like to sleep now.

Please and thank you.

#random #e #spiders #I MAY TOLERATE SPIDERS BUT EVEN I HAVE MY LIMITS #AND THIS PARTICULAR HUNTSMAN SPIDER HAS FOUND IT

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One day, I will write a Star Wars fic, and one day, the tags will say:

~No beta we die like Jango Fett, surprisingly quickly and painlessly considering our numerous sins.~

#random #e #star wars #no beta we die like ao3

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Someone needs to redo the burger king vine but at dairy queen

you know, for equality and all that, give the children options

#random #e