thelemonslifegivesyou

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

the government is using the eclipse to distract you all from the fact the the moon is a lemon

#eclipse #conspiracies #government #all hail lemon #lemons #moon #listen to me #sour #dictatorship #longlivelemon #yellow #fashion #art #education #health & fitness #history #lemon

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

fear not children for although I have run out of Halloween candy I have not run out of impending doom :))))

#halloween #trick or treat #please don’t run away #you need to know rights

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

you come to my summer cottage and asking for a favor, yet I see no offering for lemon

tis disrespectful

#how rude #criminal offenses #shameful #dishonour on your cow #lemon #all hail lemon

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

my latest invention is a ray gun that turns anything I zap into a lemon

nothing is safe

not even you mom 😔

#just girly things #dictatorship #ray gun #scientists say #breaking news #longlivelemon #nasa

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

a true gentlemon eats the lemon with the skin on good sir

#top hat #monocle #outfitoftheday #imbetterthenallofyou #myreputationpresideme

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

#actual polls #must see #breaking news #lemon #longlivelemon #dictatorship #lemonsrule #lemonwillrule #fresh memes #come get it #funny

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

i break my lemon is half and pull out my fortune

“yeet” it say

“yeet”

#the time of reckoning has come #yeet #fortune cookie #lemon #sour #dictatorship #longlivelemon #yellow #lemonwillrule #lemonsrule #evil laughter #omnipotent #personal shit #probably tmi

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

the only nourishment I require is the screamsssss of my enemiessss

#i’m hungry #lemon #sour #dictatorship #longlivelemon #lemonwillrule #evil laughter

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

a herd of lemons hums ominously from my basement

they warn me of approaching danger

#omnipotent #lemonseers #my children keep me safe #lemon #sour #dictatorship #longlivelemon #lemonwillrule #yellow #lemonsrule #evil laughter

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

my one true love is lemon, however the prosperous touch of evil sometimes sways me

#happy valentine's day

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

evil???????????

i prefer the term diabolical

or should I sayyyyy diabolemon

#evil laughter #the reign of terror #uwucore #lemon #sour #dictatorship #longlivelemon #yellow #lemonwillrule #yum #lemonsrule #lemonade #this is not a drill

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

hear me

hear me

lemonade will soon be the only juice served in restaurants

#lemonade #goodbye apple juice #rip orange juice #lemon #sour #dictatorship #longlivelemon #yellow #lemonwillrule #lemonsrule #yum

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

2023 no

202me

it’s lemon time babes

#moonwalks out the casket #the crowd goes wild #dictatorship #longlivelemon

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

when the clock strikes 12 the lemon year will begin

let us all prepare our minds body and soul

#2023 #new year #lemon #sour #yellow #dictatorship #longlivelemon #lemonwillrule #lemonsrule #yearofthelemon

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

this year was splendidly sour chaps

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

under the light of the full moon lemon turns into man and experiences the true horrors of humanity…………………………………….…..denim shorts

[thelemonslifegivesyou]

every shooting star you see is actually just me launching lemons from my lemon lair

#shooting stars #more like shooting lemons #lemon #yellow #sour #dictatorship #lemonwillrule #longlivelemon #lemonsrule