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After seeing that forbidden knowledge performance Alhaitham would match Kavehs art kid vibe with theatre kid.

Kaveh reeks of art kid so hard that i forget he's a STEM man.

#kaveh x alhaitham #and alhaitham too #kavetham #genshin kaveh #sumeru #genshin impact #kaveh x reader

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If Polites survived

Odysseus: okay back on track after all that nonsense. Wait.

Polites: *looking sus*

Odysseus: Polites…

Eurylochus: I swear if it’s another-

Polites: *produces a Winion*

Eurylochus: not again!

Odysseus: I said it once I’ll say it again! NO PETS ON THE SHIP!

#but look at it #i mean come on have you seen a winion before they’re adorable #Polites came back with one but magically ten more will appear in his possession #epic the cyclops saga #epic the troy saga #epic the musical #epic the ocean saga #epic the circe saga #odysseus #eurylochus #polites #winions

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Eury: sir, do you really think Polites is good for a war zone

Ody: he’s incredibly skilled in battle. I don’t see the issue

Eury: sir he’s playing a game of uno with the enemy-

#epic the musical #epic the troy saga #epic the cyclops saga #odysseus #eurylochus #polites

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Okay why did I have a dream where I was an older Scaramouche outside of his Emo phase where Nahida was starting to trust me with looking after parts of sumeru and I was having a full on panic looking at all these maps and facts and paper work then I must have thrown something out of stress in the dream cuz I woke up while throwing my bear out the bed-

#I was Scaradone #genshin impact #nahida #scaramouche #genshin imagines #genshin wanderer #genshin nahida #genshin headcanons

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The bad batch at a bar

Wrecker: I could get a girlfriend if I wanted one, if I wanted to

Crosshair: as if

Wrecker: and you think Tech can?!

Hunter: yeah, even if by a fraction wrecker has more of a chance

Echo: mans probably doesn’t even know what melons are

Tech, very much a lightweight and plastered with one pint: I KNOW WHAT MELONS ARE THANK YOU AND I HAVE TOUCHED THEM BEFORE AND FOUND THE EXPERIENCE FASCINATION!

The bad batch: 👁️👄👁️

Tech: the beluga whale used the melon to aid in echolocation-

#yes the top of a beluga whales head is called a melon #star wars #the bad batch #bad batch memes #bad batch headcanons #bad batch wrecker #tech bad batch #bad batch tech #the bad batch echo #star wars bad batch #star wars the bad batch #crosshair tbb #hunter tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #arc trooper echo

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Omega: but Rex lost so many men. Is he okay?

Echo: not gonna lie this is an average Thursday for him

Omega:

Omega: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-

#star wars #the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch memes #clone troopers #incorrect bad batch quotes #omega the bad batch #bad batch omega #captain rex #the bad batch headcanons #the bad batch season 3

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Legolas: have you not heard anything lord Elrond has said?!

Boromir: •_•

Legolas: he is your King! You owe him your allegiance!

Boromir: •_____•

*a while later*

Gimli: so where is the elf?

Boromir: gimme a sec I’ll summon him *breathes in Aragorn’s general direction*

Legolas:

#Legolas is coming for his knee caps #lotr imagine #lotr headcanons #legolas #lotr incorrect quotes #lotr shitpost #lotr gimli #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #aragorn x legolas #boromir #aragorn #lotr fandom

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You can’t expect the man’s to be hungy and not get angy he needs his snackies

Fives: Since we're going to be stuck here for a while, I'm going to apologise in advance for whatever shit I do when my stomach is empty Rex, pulling out snack bars: Here Fives: Holy shit Rex: After you called me a 'patronising mollusk' last time, I decided to prepare for any future instances where we would be stuck without food Fives: Out of everything I said last time, 'patronising mollusk' is the thing that stuck out to you? Rex: I'm choosing to ignore everything else that was said so I won't feel the need to punch you when you start acting hungry

#incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars the clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #clone wars incorrect quotes #swtcw #star wars #incorrect star wars #incorrect clone wars

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Fruit Sniper (Crosshair)

-imagine tbb as cadets for this one :) -

Crosshair was on the brink of insanity. These regs can't shoot basic targets yet they had the balls to claim he was the defective one. Okay granted not many ten year olds could shoot like a trained hitman and he was practically mute most of the time but it was the principle of it!

"Heya, Crosshair!" Wrecker on the other hand was beaming.

"Have you got to bring that stupid toy to the mess?" He sighed.

"Hey!" The big clone pouted, "Lula is apart of this team to! Where we go, she goes! And I know it was you who made her for me."

"Did."

"Didn't."

"Did."

"Didn't."

"Anyway, doesn't it drive you insane?" Crosshair said through gritted teeth, he had indirectly started a staring contest with a reg and he was not losing.

"What insane? What ya lookin at?"

"These stupid regs."

"Reg are just regs," he shrugged, "not worth worrying about them."

The reg in particular was rapidly losing this contest. From the other side of the mess, Crosshair could see that his eyes were beginning to go red and water. Red like... oh... what a wonderful idea. Petty, yes. But petty enough to turn the insanity tables.

"Wrecker... how many watermelons can you carry?"

"Haha! More than you! .... Umm.... Why?"

"Break into the kitchen and steal as much fruit as you possibly can."

"Well what's in it for me?"

He gave a satisfactory smirk as the reg couldn't take anymore and lost the game, "you get to watch me put these Shebs in their place."

About an hour later, Wrecker and Crosshair were hiding in the kaminoans viewing platform of the mess, curtains only slightly ajar so Crosshair could see what he was doing. Was this severely breaking the rules? Yes. Did they care? No of course they didn't, it's only a crime if you get caught after all ;). The door was locked and at this point anyone in the bad batch knew the ventilation layout like the back of their hand.

"So what exactly is it you're gonna do with a sniper and fruit?" Wrecker questioned.

"Prove that regs are stupid?" Crosshair focused on the point he needed, if he short this right...

This didn't exactly provide Wrecker with much clarity.

"So what do you want me to do then?"

"Go to the vent in the mess ceiling and drop the melons of course."

"Of course." Wrecker imitated, rolling his eyes and climbed back into the vent.

As expected, Wrecker was having a growth spurt earlier than his fellow defective counterparts and the vent seemed to be getting smaller and smaller. Tech predicted that in a couple months he wouldn't be able to fit anymore. Sure he took pride in being the strong one but it suddenly made him more different than his friends; more different than he was comfortable with. But it made the vent cover easier to take off so it was a 50/50 situation.

The first water melon was casually rolled out the ceiling. Now was was crosshair going to-

A singular shot was fired, hitting the melon and making it burst with a loud bang and spraying the floor dwelling regs in a red watery mess. The cadets would have mistaken it for blood if one of them didn't get it in their mouth. The confused wails were a melody to Crosshairs ears. Nobody shall dis his squad!

Besides the one cheering Hardcase he could hear in the background.

"WOO SOMETHING INTERESTING!"

"Hardcase shut up!"

"HOW ABOUT NO?!"

"There's watermelon all over my revision notes I have a heart exam in less than an hour."

"THEY GOT HELMETS ON THEIR HEADS! BUT I GOT A WATER MELON INSTEAD! B-)"

Wrecker had a Birds Eye view on the whole scene and could see Crosshair had covered a significant amount of surface area. This was too good, their faces looked so confused! Now what if he threw down another?

It would have helped if his grey haired companion was actually looking out of the window rather than giggling into the sniper. It was only by chance he saw a large amount of green move rapidly across his peripheral vision.

"Sheb!" He cussed as he quickly leapt up to the window, barely getting the shot in time.

BANG

The pieces came at the regs this time with much more velocity, one of them being physically blown back from melon to the face. This was pure gold. He knew he was going to get in some form of trouble for this but it was totally worth it

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"There's another one." Tech cocked his head towards Hunter.

"Yeah, are we being attacked or something?"

The pair of them were in the barracks, in a mutual stale mate of 'this noise is really overwhelming me but I'm not going to tell you that'.

As much as he didn't want to, Hunter concentrated on the noise's whereabouts.

"I... I think... it's coming from the mess hall."

"Didn't Crosshair and Wrecker go there?"

"Oh no?" Hunter went pale, not expecting it to be their creativity causing the ruckus, "we gotta go."

He made his way for the door but was pulled back by a concerned Tech.

"If it really is an attack we shouldn't go through the corridors!"

"Yeah," Hunter agreed, "take the vent."

There were multiple vents into the mess hall. Having more common sense than the other two, they went for the one that was closest to the floor.

"What do you see?" Tech asked.

"There seems to be no droids," Hunter surveyed the scene, "but they're all panicking about something or other. And they're... covered in fruit?"

"Pardon?"

"I'm not joking."

They clambered out of the vent, only to get hounded by the newly painted red regs.

"You!" One pointed at them accusingly, "I bet you freaks had something to do with this!"

Hunter raised his hands, "hey calm down, soldier. We just came to investigate. What's going on up here?"

"Guys!" Another reg bounced over to them, assumably Hardcase.

Despite Hunters heightened senses, he still couldn't tell him apart from the others. He felt bad about it but the guy was so hyper he could tell off personality. What he didn't know couldn't hurt him.

"There's watermelons exploding everywhere, it's hilarious!"

Tech raised an eyebrow, "water melons?"

"Yes!" The angry reg butted back in, "and you can't tell me otherwise that it's you!"

"We may be more skilled than you but defying the law of gravity may be difficult even for us." He shot back in a deadpan tone.

"Well then where's q-tip and smooth brain?"

Hardcase glared at him, "they have names you know?"

"You're just as bad as them you little traitor."

"OH YEAH?!"

While Hunter tried his best to stop Hardcase going ham, Tech went about figuring out what on Kamino was going on. Melons from the ceiling? Well there was a vent... oh- OH! The vent was open with a clear face poking out the shadows and conveniently half a face behind observation deck curtains. The face in the ceiling also gave a little wave to him. Impressive. As funny as he thought this was, there was a high chance it would damage their reputation more than it was already.

"Hunter, can you do me a favour?"

"I'm a little busy right now!"

"Just go check on a ceiling vent, will you?"

Hardcases medic batch mate had now joined the fray. They had an arm each on Hardcase with the medic silently begging Hunter to not let go.

"You go!" Hunter shouted back.

Tech let out a sigh as he crawled back into the unsanitary vent. Why was it him always doing everything? It wasn't easy to scale up a vertical vent but the skill might come in handy one day. The vent was pitch black so he had to make some very well educated guesses on where he was but he was a Tech so this was fine.

Fine until he heard a "Wait Tech no-"

He had crawled straight into the melons causing one to dislodge.

"No no no oh no..." all Wrecker could do was hope that-

"I had to dip," Crosshair was coming up behind him, "The Kaminoans were breaking down the door-" he froze as he heard a loud thump.

"I don't wanna look..."

"Wrecker just look down."

He looked, "well... I don't think Hunter is going to remember any of this again."

And he was right. All Hunter remembered after the incident was a large amount of green then darkness. The melon had knocked him out cold.

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"Yeah and that's how the glorious Sargent was defeated by a watermelon." Crosshair smirked, Omega looked spellbound.

"Wow."

"CROSSHAIR STOP TELLING OMEGA-"

#star wars #the bad batch crosshair #the bad batch #bad batch memes #bad batch tech #the bad batch hunter #bad batch #bad batch headcanons #bad batch fanfic #bad batch wrecker #clone trooper headcanons

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Plz this is so adorable. Give him chocolate pudding right now

Fox, while walking with Alpha-17 to his office: This latest incident has the Senate worried, so we're implementing a new set of checks for inbound crafts. Alpha-17: Good work, soldier. Fox, inside of his office, behind a closed door: Buir, they're blaming me for what happened... Alpha-17, hugging Fox: They're fools, ad'ika. Do you hear me? Di'kute. Ignore them and keep being the best soldier on this planet. Do you need me to talk to any vode? Fox, pouting: A vod did steal my chocolate pudding last week... Alpha-17: Name and designation. I'll make sure he never looks at a chocolate pudding again.

#bro plz fox needs some affection #[ even a grown clone needs their buir at times. ] #commander fox #alpha-17 #star wars #clone wars #clone troopers #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone wars headcanons #clone trooper #501st shenanigans

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#this happens on a regular basis #yes Rex is reading his legal defence from black butler 13 #clone wars #clone troopers #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone wars headcanons #clone trooper #501st shenanigans #captain rex #star wars #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #clone trooper tup #clone trooper echo #clone trooper hardcase #clone trooper headcanons #clone trooper kix

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Finished! It looks much better in real life though :/

Redbubble | Society6

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The guards barracks for the last month

Thire: is he still moaning?

Thorn: don’t even

Fox: *stomping down the stairs* the sheer audacity of that little-

Thire: *sighs* morning sir

Fox: I still can’t believe that Skywalker! Not even a master but since he thinks he’s “the chosen one” he can just waltz right through the law and do whatever he wants- Tano was found around so many dead bodies how stupid would I have been just to drop that because she’s Padawan to his all and mighty- now the entire 501st hates me because I’m not a dang mind reader!

Thorn: he isn’t even awake he’s sleepwalking

Fox: little Jedi brat- he deserves to be put in his place-

Thire: yeah we get it, sir. Just drink your coffee

#fox is so done #star wars #clone wars #clone troopers #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone wars headcanons #clone trooper #commander thorn #commander fox #commander thire

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#star wars #clone wars #clone troopers #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone wars headcanons #clone trooper #501st shenanigans #captain rex #clone trooper hardcase #clone wars imagine #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #arc trooper jesse #the clone wars #clone trooper tup #clone trooper dogma #clone trooper echo

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Here’s a missed opportunity from TCW:

A sibling relationship between Fives and Ahsoka.

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When fives got his new arc armor:

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I think we all need to take a minute and talk about how amazingly acrobatic Rex actually is?

Like this man swings onto a tank, walks along the barrel, then

JUST DOES A CASUAL BACKFLIP OFF THE TANK.

And walks away like it's nothing

I would kill to see Rex in training on Kamino absolutely running circles around his brothers if he's able to do this without his armor.

Like DAMN.