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tattycoram · 2 days

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*212th and 501st co training* Fives, on the floor: Go on...without me! Jesse, crying and kneeling down beside him: No! We can get through this together, just like we always do! Fives: There's no time! You must defend our honour. Don't let my death be for nothing! Jesse, sobbing: I can't do this without you! Fives: Goodbye, old friend...*goes limp* Waxer, whispering to Echo: They do realise this just a dodgeball game, right? Echo, aiming at Jesse: Waxer, this is war. Show no mercy

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brightsunsmeanshello · 13 hours

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If Jedi had TikTok

So I was imagining a TikTok trend that would basically just be the Jedi/Padawans looking all presentable and perfectly Jedi perfect ™ saying “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” and then immediately cutting to whatever chaos they are currently engaged in, for example:

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Qui Gon says, immediately before being shown adopting another ‘pathetic life form’ that may will cause them trouble later

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before decapitating a battle droid behind him without even looking at it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Anakin says, as he replaces all of Windu’s regular caff with decaf

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ashoka says, as she helps Fives and Hardcase balance a bucket of glitter above Rex’s doorway

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Plo says, as he forces encourages C3-PO to tell Wolffe his latest tales of woe™ and R2 drama

• “Jedi, we are; keepers of the peace, our responsibility is.” Yoda says, before telling several younglings that if they keep copying the Temple Guards they’ll freeze and get stuck that way

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Quinlan says, then just… you know, exists how he does

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Obi Wan says, before arguing politely engaging with every political figure in the room just for the heck of it

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Leia says, before teasing the man breaking her out of a literal cell in the middle of space about his height

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Luke says, before replacing Han’s hair gel with glue

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Kanan says, calmly to the camera, before proceeding to promptly turn around and scream “SHUT THE KRIFF UP I SWEAR TO FORCE I WILL MURDER YOU ALL IF YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW”

• “We’re Jedi, we’re peacekeepers” Ezra says, as he sprints away from Zeb who is quite suddenly and mysteriously COVERED in hair dye (thanks, Sabine!)

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general-ida-raven · 2 days

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Crosshair, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-

#star wars #bad batch #tbb #the bad batch #clone force 99 #sw tbb #clone troopers #clone trooper crosshair #crosshair #incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #girquotes

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fandomsniper · 2 days

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I really love incorrect quotes, did you notice?

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Motti, rising his glass in a toast: I'd like to say something about my wonderful sexy husband

Jerjerrod, sinking in his seat: Oh no...

Motti: Tiaan, you make my life hard and my dick harder. I love you *drains his glass in one go*

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Piett: *mumbling and strangely moving around*

Needa: What are you doing?

Piett: Summoning Satan.

Veers: Why would you want to see Ozzel so early in the morning?

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Needa: You have to apologize to Motti.

Veers: Fine.

Veers: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Tarkin: Orson...

Krennic: Oh no, you said 'Orson' in B flat.

Krennic: You're disappointed.

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Piett: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Max!

Veers: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Piett: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Veers: Wow. They sound stupid.

Piett: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Veers: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Piett: I guess you’re right. Hey Max, I love you.

Veers: See! Just say that!

Piett: Holy fucking shit.

Veers: If that flies over their head then, sorry Fir, but they're too dumb for you.

Piett: Max.

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sabictlali · 1 month

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Perfect interaction with your kiddo

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spikybanana · 10 months

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luke: where do babies come from?

owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.

luke:

luke: you're not lying

owen: nope

#has this been done before #luke skywalker #owen lars #star wars #star wars incorrect quotes

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ventresses · 4 months

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Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)

#obi wan kenobi #obi wan kenobi show #obi wan kenobi series #kenobi series #kenobi show #star wars #grand inquisitor #reva sevander #darth vader #leia organa #star wars memes #star wars incorrect quotes #mine #star wars text post

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kara-ct · 9 months

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Cody : *Waking up at 3am because a comlink rings* ... Yes?

Anakin :... Cody?

Cody: General Skywalker? Is there a problem?

Anakin: No...

Cody: You need me for something?

Anakin : No...

Cody: So why did you call me at 3am?

Anakin: I didn't. Why did you respond to Obi-Wan's comlink?

Cody : What...?

Anakin :... Is Obi-Wan with you? At 3am? What does that mean?!

Cody : That's not what you think, sir! We were... He was...

Anakin : Obi-Wan, you're just a stupid hypocrite!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up because of the noise * What?

Cody : We can explain!

Anakin: Obi-Wan! The last time I asked Rex to work at this time to help me with the paperwork, you berated me for hours! But you're doing the same thing with Cody!

Obi-Wan : *always half asleep* Paperwork? Where?

Cody : Paperwork! We are guilty! We were working. Nothing else. You are absolutely right! *laughs nervously*

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magnusbae · 5 months

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Prequels: Incorrect Quotes

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techfan450 · 4 months

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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 3 months

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Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!

Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!

Y/N: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Y/N: Fine.

Y/N:

Y/N: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!

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tattycoram · 2 months

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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floffytofu · 7 months

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Obi-Wan : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Cody!

Cody : You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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thestarwarslesbian · 7 months

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Anakin: I want my master. Cody: I want your master to. Anakin: Snips? what do you think the commander ment by that? Ahsoka, not paying attention: He wants to bang Obi-wan. Anakin: Anakin: Anakin: Rex. Your brother is dead to me.

#star wars incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #captain rex #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #this can be appiled to any time they lose obi-wan

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brightsunsmeanshello · 20 days

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*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*

Rex: I’m probably gonna die.

Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.

Rex: I’m ten!

Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.

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imdead2124 · 1 month

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Crosshair: So are you two dating now?

Tech & Phee: Yes.

Crosshair: Why?

Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.

Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.

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