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#memes #me #stop calling me out

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#this is so so true #and now i'm 40

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Every Sunday

#emails

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Jokes on you. I would want to see this in my Dark Academia - or can they not be silly?? Let them be silly.

#dark academia

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Black movies that are not about trauma, slavery, or being accepted by white people >>>>>>

#movies #black joy #yes

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#lol

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PSA: Don't use Open Office

I keep seeing people recommending Open Office as an alternative to Word, and uh... look, it is, technically, an open source alternative to Word. And it can do a lot of what Word can, genuinely! But it is also an abandoned project that hasn't been updated in nine years, and there's an active fork of it which is still receiving updates, and that fork is called LibreOffice, and it's fantastic.

Seriously, if you think that your choices are either "grit your teeth and pay Microsoft for a subscription" or "support free software but have a kind of subpar office suite experience", I guarantee that it's because you're working with outdated information, or outdated software. Most people I know who have used the latest version of LibreOffice prefer it to Word. I even know a handful of people who prefer it to Scrivener.

Open Office was the original project, and so it has the most name recognition, and as far as I can tell, that's really the only reason people are still recommending it. It's kind of like if people were saying "hey, the iPhone 14 isn't your only smart phone option!" but then were only ever recommending the Samsung Galaxy S5 as an alternative. LibreOffice is literally a version of the same exact program as Open Office that's just newer and better – please don't get locked into using a worse tool just because the updated version of the program has a different name!

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Let's begin!

We've decided to add Tumblr as one of our social media spots given it's so handy for sharing and cataloging vampire inspiration as well as spreading the word and connecting with fellow BIPOC vampire fans.

As we get closer to our annual September event expect to see interactive things like polls, moodboards, video, interviews and more!

And we'll be sharing a LOT of BIPOC vampire projects (cosplay, original art, fan art, movie/TV content, TTRPG, podcasts and more) year round to keep the hype going. Plus we always need more BIPOC vampires in the world.

Hope you'll join us!

Sidney & Adora

#vampires #bipocvampday #bipocvampires #horror #vampire art

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Silly things happen on tumblr dot com

#gender

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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

#tumblr #social media #lol

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Literally this Maximus guy has done nothing wrong. Look at him, he’s so silly. He’s just a silly billy trying to have a good time! 🥰🥰

#fallout

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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship

miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR

cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not

fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee

europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”

fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”

pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS

#coffee #history

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#meme #support

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

#folklore #writing prompt #tumblr things

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(gestures vaguely) whatever this is

★ twitter | ko-fi | ig | prints ★

#cries in millennial #oh look its me #i'm 40 and i still feel like i'm not an adult

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So sleepy. So unmotivated. I just wanna curl up and watch stuff on TV. Why so tired? Oh yeah...I was driving and up late drawing.

Gonna let myself chill a little bit today.

#thoughts #nonsense

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#why is this me today #yikes