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vo1dstud1os · 15 days
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"Final question, you have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?"
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vo1dstud1os · 18 days
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DM: As you climb up to the pedestal, make a Dex save... ok, you manage not to slip on the wet stone
Bard: I use Minor Illusion to put up a wet floor sign
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vo1dstud1os · 18 days
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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:
• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.
• Baby Gronk was mentioned.
• We discussed the Rizzler.
• “Cunty” was nominated.
• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.
• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”
• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.
• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”
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vo1dstud1os · 18 days
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funny scoutttt (mod's out now! created all by tsuyoikenko over on the ror modding server! i just provided the og sketch lmao)
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vo1dstud1os · 21 days
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The party is discussing if lizardfolk can regrow their tails
Wizard: Can lizards regrow their tails?
DM and Bard: Some of them
DM: So you’d have an infinite source of food
*party laughs*
DM: Infinite food glitch!
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vo1dstud1os · 22 days
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"man, i can't wait to shit out the orb"
this happened upon my players discovering that they could EAT the small orbs that are infused with magical light and used to illuminate the wizard's tower they were investigating (only two characters ate orbs)
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vo1dstud1os · 22 days
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"Starling did acid?"
- A fellow player clarifies what kind of damage my cleric cast, but accidentally made it sound like they did LSD
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vo1dstud1os · 22 days
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Mighty Nein to finish the CR campaign group shots I've done!
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vo1dstud1os · 22 days
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vo1dstud1os · 22 days
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(Party arrives in a small seaside city and is looking for the general store.)
DM: You find one on the main street, called "The General Crab Shack."
Bard: Is it run by a man named Joe? Is it Joe's Crab Shack?
DM: ... Well it is, now.
Warlock: I would like to flirt with Joe.
DM: You walk inside and see Joe is a giant crab in a top hat.
Fathomless Warlock: That doesn't change my mind.
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vo1dstud1os · 23 days
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"I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinna' tonight, whatdoyathinkboutdat?"
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vo1dstud1os · 26 days
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Halfling druid (literally raised by wolves): “Let’s go get drinkies! I know all about drinking!”
Bugbear barbarian: [Druid], I have to warn you… I’m a drunk dancer. Whatever happens tonight, it’s gonna be on you.“
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vo1dstud1os · 26 days
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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vo1dstud1os · 26 days
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Wizard: So we have all the keys... want to see what this button does?
Warlock: Sure.
DM: Suddenly you hear a booming voice: "20-19-18..."
Warlock: Oh shit.
DM: You want to get in the shielded area?
Warlock: Yes please.
DM: Okay the party is safe as the device goes off and disintegrates everyone else on this entire floor.
Warlock: OH SHIT!
DM: Don't worry they were all Hobgoblins and Fire Giants. Bad guys.
Monk: Hooray! War crimes!
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vo1dstud1os · 26 days
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made a funky lil tiefling guy :]
(ignore the fact that ive forgotten to draw the tail in the first image lmfaoooo)
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vo1dstud1os · 1 month
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i think leo likes the music from this guy
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vo1dstud1os · 1 month
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funny yuan-ti guy
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