It's finished and I'm gonna be posting new pics from it throughout MerMay :)
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Babies are here! The post office called us about 715 this morning! They told us to come to the back door, the delivery truck hadn't even left yet when I got there.
Everyone seems alive and healthy. And the hatchery included a heat pack, so they weren't too chilled
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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"
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My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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Squishy
hehe smooshin' the teeny boi
This one was fun XD - maybe not the best, but fun all the same!
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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
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The tiny nervously crept to the edge of the kitchen cabinet. They were wide in the open, but the human hadn’t even seen them yet.
“Excu- Excuse me!”
Giant eyes fell down to them.
“Oh my god,” the giant said, leaning down so their huge face filled the tiny’s vision, “What are you?”
“I’m a tiny person. I live in your walls, and I borrow supplies,” the tiny said nervously. “I cook dinner over a little candle, behind one of the walls in the attic.”
“That’s amazing,” the giant said breathlessly, “Why are you telling me all of this?”
“Cause the candle got knocked over while frying some rat and the flame fucking caught the wall insulation, and that shit is spreading fast, man.”
“………what.”
“Your attic is on fire, dude. Like, crazy bad.”
“…”
“We should probably run.”
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Knitting youtuber: I like to knit for 25 minute long blocks at most at a time with a 5 minute break within each so I do not get injuries.
Me who did a 14 hour marathon on the weekend with a team of 7 spinners and knitters to shear a sheep and knit a man's jumper in as short a possible time:
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