Eren: Mama ain't raise no mass murderer.
Eren: Because she died long before I became one, but still.
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Mikasa: So, would you consider 'wanting to destroy the world' a red flag, or shall I still give him a chance, like, what do you think?
Armin: ...
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Mikasa: I still can't believe Eren just lost his mind like that.
Armin: Yes, unbelievable. He's always been so... normal.
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Eren: Daddy issues? Give your father double the trauma he gave you. Resolved.
Zeke: No!
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Armin: It's okay, man, just try to chill.
Connie: I don't know what you've been on in the past years, but I personally don't have a single chill left in my body.
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Yelena: Eren is just so special.
Armin: Yes, that's certainly one way of putting it.
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Mikasa: #cancelmen2022
Historia: I can’t wait for men to die out.
Historia: #cancelmen2020
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Historia: Update - #cancelmen2021
Historia: I can’t wait for men to die out.
Historia: #cancelmen2020
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Mikasa: I'm f*cking nervous.
Sasha: Who's nervous?
Mikasa: What? Are you high?
Sasha: Who's... oh, yes. Yes, I am.
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Mikasa: We should really start seeing one of those people experts.
Eren: An extrovert?
Armin: I think she means a psychologist.
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Family: So, how is your love life? Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: I might or might not be in love with my Levi pillow.
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Armin: So, what are you now, the angel of death?
Eren: I aspire to be much more than that.
Armin: The angel of mass murder?
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“So, you say I shouldn’t drink just because I MIGHT have cirrhosis?”
— Hannes, probably
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Levi: More espresso, more depresso.
Hange: No!
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