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yunviz · 2 months
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Leo: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Annabeth: Alright, what's 30x17?
Leo: 47
Annabeth: That's not even close.
Leo: But it was fast.
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yunviz · 2 months
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Lance: A theif.
Pidge: Thief?
Lance: Theif.
Pidge: I before E, except after C.
Lance: Thceif.
Pidge: No.
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yunviz · 3 months
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Keith, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Shiro, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
He slays that eyeliner, i can bet it would be the same with heels
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yunviz · 3 months
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Chiron, going over Percy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Percy: Yes
Chiron: Okay... may I know what you create?
Percy: Problems.
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yunviz · 3 months
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Keith: I fell—
Lance: From heaven?
Keith: No, I literally fell—
Lance: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Keith: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Lance: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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yunviz · 3 months
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Coriolanus "I'm just sending water" Snow: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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yunviz · 3 months
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Percy: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Annabeth: Is it me, Percy?
Percy: No, it’s not you.
Grover: Is it me, Percy?
Percy: It’s not you either.
Luke: Is it me, Percy?
Percy:
Percy, mockingly: Is IT mE PerCy?
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yunviz · 3 months
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Chiron: Mr D? What are you doing here?
Mr D, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
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yunviz · 3 months
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Alby: That's it, you're grounded! Thomas, no adventures for you! Minho, no fighting for you! Winston, no stealing for you! And Gally... oh my god, is there anything that you love?
Gally: Revenge.
Alby: No vengeance for you.
Gally: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.
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yunviz · 3 months
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Will: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Jack: Alright.
Will: TraitorSayWhat?
Hannibal: Excuse me?
Will: What?
Jack:
Will:
Will: No wait-
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yunviz · 3 months
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Reyna: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Nico: You mean literally or figuratively?
Reyna: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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yunviz · 3 months
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Coriolanus: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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