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#me

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

#ok but like #they'd be so bad at it #they have so many tells #they would look you in the eye #lie to you #know that you know they're lying #and do it anyways

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‼️ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS‼️

📺 🚨 Emergency Broadcast 🚨 📺

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Mario kart seems like so much fun but then you go Go Karting for real and it is that fun. it is that fun.

#real go karts dont have magic power ups #what kind of shit comparison is this

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#the way i CACKLED #i cant breathe #oh my god #best song ever #id listen to this on repeat

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Why u callin me out like that 😭

you're sleepy huh. i bet you're sleepy. I bet you're so sleepy right now

#i bet youre sleepy too #dont lie #tired #sleepy #who took my coffee???

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A group of teen boys smells so bad fr, they could put a skunk to shame

#rant #help my sanity #my nose hairs are burning #something died in here #cant stand it #hard 2 breathe in here

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A group of teen boys smells so bad fr, they could put a skunk to shame

#shitpost #rant #help my sanity #my nose hairs are burning #something died in here

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How much hairspray does it take to make a large explosion?

#i used so much if i open my mouth i can taste it #my house smells flammable #scared to light matches rn #might create an inferno #shitpost #what do i do

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Confirmed, fish is anti-consumerism. 🎉🎉🎉✨️✨️✨️💕💕🤭🤭

I think groceries should cost less

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It would be so easy...to just reach over...AND PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

#living in a nightmare #middle schoolers are straight from hell #save me #give me strength #idiots are testing my patients

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so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

#true #the only std i long for #twilight makes more sense now

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learning the earth's inner core is solid--that messed me up. but learning it is also squishy? that fixed me

#lemmetouch #squishyearth4thewin #squishsquishsquish

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Live laugh lovin that migraine life

#shitpost #migraine #pain #omgimdyingwtf #thedemonstrynagetinmyhead #ithurtssobadlmao

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be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions