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im the best at drawing ships

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i love you purple-colored late-game backgrounds. i love you incredibly complex geometric figures. i love you terrors beyond belief. i love you explaining all the lore at the climax. I love you hopelessly watching your work crumble and cave in to trap you. i love you sinking into desperation as you can't escape the beast hunting you, tracing your every step.

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if you see a bed of eels walking down the street, make sure to complement them. eels have really low self-esteem, and as pack animals, they work great! socially, but they think terribly of themselves. be nice to eels! :.D

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it's so so so crazy to me that some people really "believe" in existentialism. i am very good at philosophy because i know that jean-paul sartre was a stinky, mean poopypants. honestly, i think that absurdism is way way better because it's like basically the opposite. friedrich nietze was also p cool i guess. sartre needs to go learn about absurdism because i think he would really like it. please sartre if you seee this go to the wikipedia page or something. anyways post over. like and subscribe. see you next time gamers!

#philosophy #friedrich nietzsche #jean paul sartre #existentialism #absurdism #absurdist #interlocutor #ethics #morality #reason #liberal arts #philosophies

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IMPORTANT THREAD re: new anti-trans order in Texas - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHARE!!!

"This is horrifying, and I’m going to thread resources below about how you can help in this situation and/or what resources you can use if you’re an affirming parent or educator in Texas right now"

- Dan Rogland - READ THE FULL THREAD HERE

Original post/thread:

"Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers. He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see."

- Erin, Trail Mom - Read thread here

Update: response from the ACLU

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i've stopped indulging in some of the fandoms i'm following so often. yesterday i found one of my favorite characters sitting there on my dash. i thought to myself, "oh dear blorbo, what have i done to you?" i can feel myself getting older; the life gradually slipping out of me. i'm losing my grip on my blorbos like they're balloons. also no i will not watch the content again

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my dad is homophobic so if i put a pride flag on my christmas wishlist he'll "be disappointed" or smthn. may as well get a yoyle city flag. close enough i guess.

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im thhe best artist. neil de-grasse tyson? child's play. jared leto? amateur.

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i took off both the doorknobs on my door. and carry it around with me like an advanced key. it might take a longer time to get in. but i know i'm safe from any potential intruders or official government agencies.

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remember kidss. only 3.5% of a population is needed to perform a succesful revolution. be carful though; they us. military has sky lasers or smth.

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based

Merry Christmas, Mantis. Merry Christmas, Peter.

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oumaeda plz! have a great day,, no pressure :D

boyfriends...................................

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dorpers are so abnormal and funky to me. the usage of orp, just sounds so incredibly unintelligent. like I could never imagine orp being used professionaly in any word. it just feels... off. like it's snuck in and its not supposed to be in that word. i think its because orp is not commonly used in the english language with a solid p, and dorper makes you annunciate the dorp part. with torpedo, it annunciates the e sound, and with corpse, it highlights the core instead of the orp, and that makes it seem more sophisticated. but dorper? the -er suffix makes you focus more on the dorp part and subsequently the orp. and, also, every single dorper has a distinctly black head and white everything else. there's even a clear line without tapering or shading or anything. dorpers feel just so unreal to me.

#animals #obscure animal facts #sheep #dorper? #english worst language #english #words i dont like

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In the immortal words of actress Lori Beth Denberg, "You should always brush your teeth 3 times a day; you should never fill your pants with infected fish." I think about this quote a lot, and I would like to tell more people about it.

#lori beth denberg #vital information #i am very smart

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A recent study conducted in 2022 concluded that 98% of all marine creatures can play the trumpet. A beluga whale named Harvey from My Backyard in a ballerina costume was riding a unicycle, and that was what allowed Harvey to be documented playing, "Hot Cross Buns". This study was conducted by my little sister, who I am very proud of.

#children #child #trust me bro

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i love lobsters. the little rascals! :) they go around pinchin' and piercin', and they never. mistreat me, and i can throw them at my Arch Rivals and they scuttle around in their hair and do the thing that dogs do when they're on a dog bed and they move in a little circle before sleeping, and the lobster plays their head like a drum with the little lobster-claw drumsticks.

#if i was a lobster i would make people very angry

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hippo potamus lovecraft was such a great author but wasn't the cathedral guy just a squid? i think mr. pottamus was overreacting a little.