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[a-squirrel-wizard]

[a-squirrel-wizard]

To Whom It May Concern,

As part of my duties as Overseer of Wizard Island Island and its multi dimensional territories, I am responsible for taking Housing Census of all Willing and Sentient Folk who abide here.

All I ask is any Written/Illustrated/Psychically Transmitted Description of your current residence, as well as cultural or geographically notable Landmarks nearby. If you wish to include direction (ie. North, West, Southeast) I will attempt to include you on the Wizard Island Island Map as well.

PLEASE NOTE: Information you share MAY be included in records or documents considered public access. DO NOT INCLUDE SENSITIVE INFORMATION or ANY information if you have had issues with the GOBLIN MAFIA at any point in history.

I hope this Letter finds you well,

-@cavolfire-the-roasted Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic and Territories of Wizard Island Island

Ah yes, I suppose I should include myself on the census, I live in a squirrel sized tower nestled in the tallest tree in the forest on the west side of wizard island.

Also the goblin mafia can suck my magic nuts, I refuse to be intimidated into giving them my shiny trinkets!

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[a-squirrel-wizard]

Yeah of course there is always more space in THE VOID I mean pretty much infinite space in there really

So uhh I was practicing my necromancy spells and accidentally cast fireball and burnt a hole in my house. I fixed it and tried practice the spells again but then I somehow cast a vine swarm so I took care of it and I tried one more time and ended up casting some kind of force spell that sent me flying backwards into Sam the skeleton™️ and scattered them everywhere. They said I might have wild magic. That would explain a lot, like how I somehow cast a black hole when trying to cast a fireball. So yeah.

[a-squirrel-wizard]

That's why I always practice magic in THE VOID

So uhh I was practicing my necromancy spells and accidentally cast fireball and burnt a hole in my house. I fixed it and tried practice the spells again but then I somehow cast a vine swarm so I took care of it and I tried one more time and ended up casting some kind of force spell that sent me flying backwards into Sam the skeleton™️ and scattered them everywhere. They said I might have wild magic. That would explain a lot, like how I somehow cast a black hole when trying to cast a fireball. So yeah.

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Bards will be like “Don’t worry man, I got a spell for this!” And whip out one of these

[a-squirrel-wizard]

"I think probably the best prey species for them would be a standard deer or moose. Of course goats are a classic as well "* one of the baby dragons almost snaps the squirrel into his jaws. " Of course I will probably need to teach them not to eat me hahaha"

* as you are watching the dragon eggs you hear the unmistakeable sound of one of the eggs beginning to hatch, a small green lizard snout pushes out of one of the medium green eggs. The first of the eggs to hatch

Oh my gods! *Regina scrambles for her onyx crystal ball* Squirrel Wizard! They’re hatching!

*she tosses it aside then and moves to watch the egg carefully, letting it hatch naturally unless her magic senses it struggling more than normal. Keeping an ear out for the other eggs to start hatching.*

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Yeah that makes sense to me. Sorry, my first time coordinating something like this as well.

Ooc: @cavolfire-the-roasted @a-squirrel-wizard I’m unclear on the RP etiquette with three of us at once. I’m trying to focus on keeping Squirrel as the primary timeline if that makes sense? Let me know what to do XD

[a-squirrel-wizard]

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[a-squirrel-wizard]

-The squirrel wizard hops back in while this discussion is going on. "Ah that would be a good addition to their diet though I imagine this early on we will need to separate the carniflower meat from the digestive enzymes then grind the meat up to simulate the chewing of a mother lizard, but with a bit of magic that should be doable. It is probably preferable to grow the meat on a plant instead of acquiring it the normal way

* as you are watching the dragon eggs you hear the unmistakeable sound of one of the eggs beginning to hatch, a small green lizard snout pushes out of one of the medium green eggs. The first of the eggs to hatch

Oh my gods! *Regina scrambles for her onyx crystal ball* Squirrel Wizard! They’re hatching!

*she tosses it aside then and moves to watch the egg carefully, letting it hatch naturally unless her magic senses it struggling more than normal. Keeping an ear out for the other eggs to start hatching.*

[a-squirrel-wizard]

(Ooc). I really love your content!! By the way a lot of similar blogs are using Wizard Island island as a tag to mean the same universe. Maybe you could use it too! (Definitely not just so I can have all my wizard content in one filtered place...)

Maybe enchanted forest can just be one small part of wizard Island Island lol

(Out of character): Sorry I am getting better about adding the wizard island island tag to my posts though some of my earlier posts definitely did not have it. I suppose I could go and add it to earlier posts and ones I forgot to add it too I've always imagined the enchanted forest being on the western side of wizard island island with all the trees. Thanks for saying you love my content, I will try to be consistent and keep posting!

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[a-squirrel-wizard]

"Ah! I am glad to have you on-hand for your knowledge on this. Thank you for all your help so far, if you would like to name any of them you have more than earned that. Meanwhile I'll go fetch some food for them."

* as you are watching the dragon eggs you hear the unmistakeable sound of one of the eggs beginning to hatch, a small green lizard snout pushes out of one of the medium green eggs. The first of the eggs to hatch

Oh my gods! *Regina scrambles for her onyx crystal ball* Squirrel Wizard! They’re hatching!

*she tosses it aside then and moves to watch the egg carefully, letting it hatch naturally unless her magic senses it struggling more than normal. Keeping an ear out for the other eggs to start hatching.*

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Indeed if the portents are right this may be quite the issue indeed,

I will get ready to set out at once, I think you seem quite powerful, but I could try and gather some additional adventurers if needed

* a note flies in and unfolds in front of you

"since you had informed me of the disappearance of the great Eagles I have sent crows and ravens to follow. They have reported that they have left far to the west where dark clouds gather, and a bone chilling wind blows."

I see

This does not sound good at all

We should go there at once, I have a feeling someone is behind this. I'm also prepared thanks to @merchant-wizard-and-jerry and this cool new item I got from them

[a-squirrel-wizard]

*The squirrel wizard teleports into the room excitedly, and almost hops over "Marvelous, though some of them may take longer to hatch I think the other green ones were probably laid around the same time" *As he says that, the other two green dragon eggs begin to hatch as well, the three small siblings starting to poke their noses out of the eggs

* as you are watching the dragon eggs you hear the unmistakeable sound of one of the eggs beginning to hatch, a small green lizard snout pushes out of one of the medium green eggs. The first of the eggs to hatch

Oh my gods! *Regina scrambles for her onyx crystal ball* Squirrel Wizard! They’re hatching!

*she tosses it aside then and moves to watch the egg carefully, letting it hatch naturally unless her magic senses it struggling more than normal. Keeping an ear out for the other eggs to start hatching.*

[a-squirrel-wizard]

What's the nightlife like in the enchanted forest? I've recently come out of hibernation and have yet to reintroduce myself this century.

-Cavol

Well there are the jazz frogs and the bright moon moths, but if you are looking for a party, mole sorceror's burrow has hosted a few late night parties, just make sure to stick to the less intense mystic mushrooms on your first time

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[a-squirrel-wizard]

"well I'm sure they brought you here for a reason, at least it is a large open valley of you need a place to relax or train this wouldn't be a bad place for it"

*stuck under a dragon* help.

You hear a faint rumbling noise from beneath you. Then suddenly fall into a tunnel beneath the dragon

" sorry about the drop, but the dragon was sleeping and you know that old saying about letting sleeping dragons lie"

The squirrel wizard casts a light spell and you can see he used shape earth to burrow a tunnel beneath the dragon to free you

[a-squirrel-wizard]

"hmm then it is strange that they would grab you and bring you here" (Out of character does your character look dragon-like in any way currently?)

*stuck under a dragon* help.

You hear a faint rumbling noise from beneath you. Then suddenly fall into a tunnel beneath the dragon

" sorry about the drop, but the dragon was sleeping and you know that old saying about letting sleeping dragons lie"

The squirrel wizard casts a light spell and you can see he used shape earth to burrow a tunnel beneath the dragon to free you

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Well like most intelligent species a dragon can pack bond with basically anything. Do you happen to know this dragon that grabbed you or did it just swoop by and abduct you

*stuck under a dragon* help.

You hear a faint rumbling noise from beneath you. Then suddenly fall into a tunnel beneath the dragon

" sorry about the drop, but the dragon was sleeping and you know that old saying about letting sleeping dragons lie"

The squirrel wizard casts a light spell and you can see he used shape earth to burrow a tunnel beneath the dragon to free you